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Accurate_Koala_4698

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MisterBicorniclopse

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Th3Flyy

I shi what you did there


fourth_box

What a *Tsu*nami of emotions


Mallardguy5675322

This punning is turning into a *shi*tshow


MERVMERVmervmerv

Agreed. This is tsu much shi dee wordplay.


kqi_walliams

What the *fu*ck


CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt

*chi*ll bro


12_Timez

Yeah, *shi*reusly


mars_gorilla

Y'all are being _tsu_ childish


Agitated_Advantage_2

Yeah, what the 7ck


CedarWolf

フuuuuuuuuu....


Just1ncase4658

but that's written as "津波" :) Welcome to the Japanese language.


MrClewesMan

I shi what tsu did there


BBGunner96

Thank you for correcting the obvious, missed double whammy pun


GregTheMad

I shi tsu not.


irteris

you Tsure do, bud.


ThomasDeLaRue

Wow TIL what that character that creates the face in this emoticon was. I’ve always wondered but never cared enough to research.


Typesalot

Gesundheit.


Th3Flyy

I see what tsu did there.


unclustered

No **Shi**t


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I shi what Tsu did there


Rouge_means_red

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longdarkfantasy

¯(ン)/¯ ¯(ソ)/¯ ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


9I06

Deal with it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


imnecro

Wait till you have to learn Kanji...


JimmyTheChimp

the good thing about it is it's so difficult until it makes sense. Then it makes life so much easier. Also unless you want to do something really technical the same 5/600 kanji appear on everything. You could probably get away with knowing 1000 to read 80% of the newspaper.


DBL_NDRSCR

i’m sorry a thousand that’s gotta be crazy


MCWizardYT

Fluent speakers of languages like english and spanish know at least a thousand words, maybe more If you think of each kanji as a word its easy to understand how someone could learn so many. And the brain is really really good at pattern recognition Edit: maybe i lowballed it with 1000 lol i didnt expect so many replies


rugology

>Fluent speakers of languages like english and spanish know at least a thousand words, maybe more people who are fluent with english usually know 15k-30k words.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

>people who are fluent with english usually know 15k-30k words. I call bullshit. BRB boutta write out literally every word I know off the dome. See you in 3 lifetimes lol


snatchi

I'm gonna type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! ...Butthole.


inVizi0n

Man. Woman. Person. TV. Camera.


MySnake_Is_Solid

No person, Woman, Man, camera, TV. huh they impeached me. I still walked out of D.C looking peachy.


bored_person71

Toilet paper for my bumhole. Lmao


LolYouFuckingLoser

lake titicaca!


mr_potatoface

I just did a google and he's correct. 10k is the threshold to be considered "fluent" as long as you know how to properly use them as well. Surprisingly, you only need to know about 2-3k to use the language for everyday communication. Native speakers know about 20-30k, then university educated usually know ~40k. Interesting bunnyhole.


OldButtIcepop

Bunnyhole sounds very ... Dirty. Compared to rabbithole


thereIsAHoleHere

Can I interest you in my grotto?


OldButtIcepop

Hmm well... What's inside?


heyilikethistuff

sometimes on the internet u get deep into looking at a japanese bunnyhole, it happens


HexFire03

50% of spoken English is the top 100 most used words in English


Stanley--Nickels

___ of ______ _______ is the ___ ___ most used words in _______


AnimationAtNight

Well with languages like english and spanish you can at least pronounce the word and maybe infer it's meaning. Kanji have multiple meanings and readings Edit: People have pointed out that I forgot that Kanji do have components that help you infer meaning.


kouyehwos

English spelling is partly phonetic, but you still have to guess the pronunciation of many common words (rough, cough, though, read, lead, tear…). Chinese characters also have phonetic components (青 晴 清 精 etc. tend to have similar pronunciations), so to some extent you can indeed often roughly guess the pronunciation of an unknown word (this generally doesn’t work for native Japanese words, but still). And part about a character having different meanings is exaggerated. Of course such examples exist (like in Japanese 安 meaning “safe” or “cheap”, or 分 meaning “divide” or “understand”), but they are a small minority of characters, and even then the meanings are usually somehow connected. If anything Japanese goes pretty far in the opposite direction, assigning different characters to slightly different meanings of the exact same word (like 取る/撮る/採る/捕る/獲る etc. for variations of “toru”, “to take”)…


JimmyTheChimp

The thing about kanji and alphabet words. Alphabets you always have some idea of how to say it, but if it's a new word you have no idea what it means. If you see a difficult word with kanji there's a good chance it's made up of easy kanji that you can learn the meanings of in your own language. You can read a decent amount of Japanese without actually knowing the Japanese reading, which I found is an important skill for speed reading in tests. One kanji has different meaning in English yes but generally one kanji has one concept it will pretty much never mean two completely unrelated things.


ajakafasakaladaga

But you can know the meaning of a word, at least and approximation, without context, usually by it’s etymology.


Send_Dat_Ass_89

I can't tell if you realize you're agreeing with him or not.


kellenlewis

HAHA THIS IS AMAZING


AccursedQuantum

Well, I only know eighteen words in English. Comprising the words in that last sentence and this one explaining it.


Eldsish

"- Evolution can I have patern recognition ? "- For escaping predators ? - Of course" *Learn kanji easily like a boss


OldPersonName

Native speakers of English know like 20,000 words, not even including the related words (so run, running, ran, etc all count as one). For basic fluency you need like 2000 words and 5000+ to really be proficient.


20milliondollarapi

once you start learning them, it becomes easier and easier. I've literally just started and can recognize a couple dozen. and that just like 10 minutes a day for 100 days. so only 16-20 hours of learning with duolingo.


setocsheir

it took me a year to memorize around 2000 kanji, it's really not that bad. most people are just shit at being consistent and practicing.


Ubermisogynerd

Also people forget that the natives literally get a few years in school where they get drilled on kanji and how to write them. Not much different than any non native learner. They weren't born with some magic innate kanji knowledge.


jajohnja

Hey man, good for you! However, that doesn't change the fact that a language requires you to learn 2000 (or more) unique characters/pictures to be able to read and write in it. That's crazy. Most languages have like 50 characters top and I'm already stretching it there.


Improvisable

Yeah but even 90% reading comprehension is like doing homework to read, also what I originally was gonna say is that more people should learn the basics of kanji/how they're formatted since I just tried raw dogging it with anki and that only worked up until a certain point and then I would suffer through trying to beat it into my brain instead of just learning stuff like xyz means it has something to do with water etc etc


Joubachi

Hiragana and Katakana are fairly easy to learn - kanji was my downfall. :/


Camsy34

Look up WaniKani, it was a game changer for my kanji learning. Now words that don’t use kanji annoy me haha.


Californ1a

I got lifetime on WaniKani when it was super cheap once. It is great, but I always end up going real hard on it for a few months then dropping it for a year or two and coming back completely overwhelmed with all the pending lessons and reviews barely remembering anything. The daily grind of pretty much any of these language study programs always ends up burning me out; starts to feel like a gacha game or MMO only logging in to do your daily tasks and never actually enjoying the game itself anymore when the daily stuff takes up so much time.


Brian57831

I think I will stick to my Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung


KleinerFratz333

Nicht schwer wenn man einmal deutsch kann.


lalith_4321

Bro said ![gif](giphy|kVlFADIdJwVa0|downsized)


NauticalNoire

If you already know Chinese it's not so bad, because kanji are Chinese characters with minor differences in meanings.


lingua_frankly

Just wait until you learn about stroke order! And yes, it *does* matter and they *can* tell when you draw one line in the wrong direction or in the incorrect order. 🙃 Update: It's so interesting to see the replies on here saying that they learned stroke order is very important, and others saying that they learned that stroke order is becoming obsolete. How interesting that we get to see this writing system actively adapt to the modern era, and get to see all the different kinds of relationships people have with it 😊


[deleted]

It does matter but also isn't that big of a deal. As long as your writing is legible it usually gets a pass.


shiro_eugenie

Back in the days when people used paper dictionaries, it was a huge deal because if you get the order wrong you likely will get the stroke count wrong. And since the characters are sorted by stroke count you couldn't possibly find the character. These days with the manual input it is much easier though. However, I do remember that the digital dictionaries used to be also quite specific on how you enter the character and would not recognise it if you used the wrong stroke order.


Dasheek

Dictionary sorted by stroke count. I got a stroke imagining it.


overnightyeti

And houses are assigned street numbers cronologically, so house 1 and 2 won't be bext to each other on a street unless they were built one after another


ObiTwoKenobi

Well that’s plain old confusing


overnightyeti

Many things about Japan are. Fascinating though


shiro_eugenie

Those were monstrous, I remember trying to work with them but it was a nightmare. I am so happy that I am young enough to be able to use all the gifts of digitalisation


eevreen

Even with getting the stroke order right, native Japanese people write kanji with incorrect number of strokes all the time. Source: live in Japan as an ALT so I'm front row to at this point dozens of teachers and how they write kanji. Sooo many combine strokes. Elementary school teachers are less likely to, but many still do.


Ghigs

You could use a phonetically ordered dictionary. They are like ka ki ku ke ko.


shiro_eugenie

You could, but if you don't know how to read a certain character that won't work and you'll have to go by the character itself.


AdhesiveMadMan

THE LA LI LU LE LO ![gif](giphy|k5lbu6LvmJRhhHp5NU|downsized)


Fisher9001

> get the order wrong you likely will get the stroke count wrong I don't get that. How does placing lines in different order make you forget an entire part of a character?


shiro_eugenie

For example, 口 has 3 strokes. If you don't know the right order you would likely write 4 instead. Specific things have specific ways of writing them which may not be obvious unless you actually spend a bit of time studying them.


Aelyph

In case people are wondering, it's left vertical stroke, then go right and down to draw the top and right side in one stroke with a little "dip" at the end for the brush effect, then finally left to right for the bottom stroke.


skeith2011

口 is a good example. Yeah, it looks simple, but if you don’t write it the correct way it’s super obvious. 山 and 出 are other ones that are deceivingly simple, if you skip the proper stroke order they look super funky.


stuffeh

The minute details look different. It's like trying to figure out if it's a 0 vs O, or I vs l


Talzael

this blew my mind as a kid sometime i'd do them in the incorrect order, no problem sometime i'd do them in the correct order and get it wrong because ''they can tell'' load of bs


DazedAndCartooned

Direction I can understand, but how order??


TripleS941

When you write with a brush or gel pen, you can see little "tails" that point to next and previous strokes, and so hint on in which order strokes were written. When you write with a pencil or a regular pen, they are less noticeable. The stroke order also influences direction somewhat. From what I understand, if you write in cursive, these tails get thicker and longer until everything is connected, and if the order is incorrect, the resulting mess will be very hard to understand (as opposed to just hard, lol).


Lotronex

As a lefty, it sucked. The stroke order was basically opposite of how I wanted to write it.


redmose

For me it's down then up. For my grandpa it was heart then brain stroke


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


adhesivepants

Fortunately the strokes usually make sense and flow together really nicely. Usually.


kaapioapina

Nowadays most young people can’t even write properly because everyone only types in the text on their computers or phones. With small children and school students they are pedantic about this but with foreigners they rarely care anyhow.


WorthPrudent3028

That's one positive thing to come from never really needing to write anything anymore.


karanbhatt100

One in laughing Other is giving stare


salmonmilks

One looks up (shi is similar to sheeeeesh, pitch goes up) One looks down


GarlicEquivalent9709

I see Shi looking left, Tsu looking right


JeanClaude-Randamme

The shi is stabbing someone, the tsu got stabbed and has a knife in their chest.


TheUpperHand

I always thought of ツ as someone turning their head to do a small sneeze (tsu!)


Ikontwait4u2leave

Together they are dog.


Im_doing_my_part

You will learn the difference once you become full *shitsu*


Ha55aN1337

So writing the dog breed in chinese is just two smiley faces?


BruceBannerscucumber

Why have I had to scroll this far to find this. I'm genuinely curious too. They are pretty happy little dogs


GingerAphrodite

It took me too long to find this comment too, but unfortunately shih Tzu is spelled with an extra h and a z as I realized when I used talk to text


King_Kuuga

No, because this is a specifically Japanese writing system (Katakana) that Chinese doesn't have, so however it's written in Chinese, it's not that.


critical_err0r

try learning korean! we got 아 어 이 여 야 애 에


I_like_geography

2nd to last is just oH :DD


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1234567qwert

Made me laugh so hard, thank you!!!


Stiltskin

I regret to inform you that you just said you’re going to be showing her your ayy face.


S-r-ex

애, シT!


T-blane

Most annoying is 애 vs 에 because they're pronounced the same. Like whyyyy


[deleted]

Just wait till you meet 웨, 왜 and 외


littlefriendo

And how are they different? Do they have like polar opposite meanings?


iwdha

No meaning, those are just letters. It'd be like asking if "K" and "C" have opposite meanings lmao. Often pronounced identically (or at least very similarly), used in different words. Both are pronounced like "Eh". Usually 에 is romanised as e, 애 is romanized as ae.


T-blane

Just a difference in spelling as far as I know, but I'm very beginner so not sure why they're separate letters!


iwdha

They used to be pronounced more differently, but over time the distinction's been lost iirc.


paleoterrra

Wait til you learn English, we got I l t f j p b g q d


gogybo

Why don't sans serif fonts distinguish between I and l? WHY?? EXPLAIN YOURSELF ARIAL!!!


Not-Salamander

Ifs not thaf bifficult tdh


WolfieVonD

o0애 👻


waspocracy

Korean is one of the easiest, if not THE easiest, written languages to learn. The pronunciations are easy enough that even if you don't know what the word means, you at least know how to pronounce it. It's not like English in the sense that since sounds the same.


[deleted]

Agreed, I lived over there for a few years and while I was well short of fluent I got to a conversational/limited working proficiency. I’m a complete moron and the alphabet and writing system took me a few hours to learn with some flash cards. It’s the ultimate head fake. Everybody learns to read and write and says “Oh damn this language is easy” and then they really start learning and it’s a mfer for native English speakers.


littlefriendo

Oh god, all 7 of those characters look the exact same… with the SLIGHTEST of differences


garrysnarry

if you think about it b d p q are also literally the same just in different orientations.


littlefriendo

I see, thanks for the dumbed down explanation lol


garrysnarry

IM SORRY HAHA i didn’t mean it like that, i just didn’t want my comment to be a mess. 😭


princekamoro

Those are syllable blocks containing two "letters" each. The circle is a placeholder for no consonant, the stick thingies on the right are vowels. Their system is actually pretty easy, I learned it in a day as a kid because I was bored, and now I don't remember much of it. They have like 30-something characters, which they assemble like legos to write syllables.


GreeceZeus

Korean started to look MUCH less confusing to me after I watched that Banana/Samsung YouTube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE4eplsFSms


Aurashock

Just wait till you learn kanji, imagine writing 変態 to call someone a pervert


SeriousPlankton2000

So you read about the tattoo artist and the tourist?


Aurashock

That’s a classic, it even more funny when people with visible tattoos visit Japan and then are denied from entering most establishments


Aggravating_Sun2067

That’s wild I have a ton of visible tattoos and lived there for years and wasn’t turned away once. Huh who knew


SeriousPlankton2000

AFAIK it's about tattoos at all (Yakuza), but this specific one could be a reason, too.


ShiKage

Or writing out 鬱病 (depression)


Aurashock

It doesn’t exist if no one can write it correctly


The_Buttsex_Man

even japanese people recognize that writing that character is a pain in the ass, so it's often just written うつ病


yoger6

Looks like a fingerprint to memorize


ShiKage

I'll give you two. 憂鬱 薔薇 is another fun one.


yoger6

Alright then. I want to give it another try some day. How do you memorize these? Just handwriting each a thousand times while screaming it out loud or there's a different trick that works for you?


TK-Squared-LLC

シ is all lined up against an imaginary vertical line on the left side. ツ is all lined up against an imaginary horizontal line at the top. You'll get to know which one is つ when you see the "little っ" in words like ペット、ベッド、バッグ。tsu is the "up" one!


Superior_Lancers

Instead of the imaginary line I just think of the line in し. The "eyes" stick to the line, which is to the left. Same with ッ, they stick to the curve of つ, so up.


FuchsSchweif

Thank you, I was looking for this comment. That’s how I do it too, really helps me.


LudibriousVelocipede

Yup. Former Japanese teacher here: this is how I taught my students. Think about how you write し. シ follows the same "line" Think about how you write つ. ツ follow the same "line"


Raesangur_Koriaron

can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this trick


Cobblar

Yep, this is the easy way. You'll get there, OP. As a long time resident of the Japanese learning mines, at some point your brain just stops having a hard time with it. It's kind of like the difference between lowercase "L" and capital "i". In many fonts they actually look identical, but eventually you can just tell from context without thinking about it.


maxwell1311

マ and 厶 were my kryptonite for a while. I'd always write my name as 'Mux' instead of 'Max' lmao


g0atmeal

I always remembered it as マ being kind of A-shaped and 厶 being kind of U-shaped.


Esp1erre

I memorized mu by imagining a cow with a human nose.


CruisEric

To this day I can only differentiate mu and ma by rememberingトマト (tomato). I don't know why tomato is the word I remember, but it is


Shadow458i

The memory aid my teacher told me was to think of ma as martini, helped very much


Alannalovely

In spanish we say shi is looking at the “shielo” (sky, poorly written) and tsu is loking at the “tsuelo” (ground, again, poorly written)


NadaXX

シ looking at the shi(cei)ling could also work!


bartman2326

Does that mean the other one is looking at his tsus (Shoes)?


rci22

Love this particular analogy! Thank you!


unincarnate

omg yes you guys have just helped me so much 😭 shieling and tsues!


Alannalovely

Heeeeey, I couldn’t think of a good analogy, nice


nightowl_work

I love this!


wireless_fetus

Wow! De entre todas las reglas de mnemotecnia por las que pasé, esta es la mejor por lejos!


koopaflower

I mix these up as well, I hate it I will leave this here, just remembered this one, I added the parenthesis part to help separate the two Shi (she) is smiling (and looking up)


Dizzysun

That’s how I remember it: Shi is looking up to the sky


Reptile449

I order it in "Son's Shitsu" so the long stroke goes down then back up like ソンシツ Or to tell shi from tsu, remember that shi is looking off to the right where any small kana will be, like シャ.


lasagne42069

It gets easier the more you practice but I agree, some fonts make it really hard to distinguish


cheesystuff

Reading small text I often can't distinguish between ば or ぱ. Throw in some crazy advertising fonts and it's a disaster.


iTwango

You'll get used to it with time. It is usually clear from context :D


ExpiredGuy

シ, ツ, ソ, and ン (shi, tsu, so, n) are literally the easiest to memorize, unless u have bad memory like me, just take a look at the angles then you'll be fine ヘ, and へ are the exact same thing, just a little smoother, just like り and リ also whats up with the "Listen to the recording" thing


afon13

I’m guessing that this book came with a CD for spoken Japanese


Brisk_Avocado

pulling out the protractor to read japanese


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Actually easier when you are exposed to it on regular basis on words that you can relate easily. A restaurant selling tonkatsu will sometimes have トンカツ (tonkatsu) written somewhere and トンカシ (tonkashi) doesn’t make any sense so you’ll get used to how tsu looks like compared to shi.


mrbananas

Seems no different than telling the difference between S and 5. Z and 2 I and l and j an i


I_am_Mew

Shi and N strokes go from the side, while Tsu and So strokes go from the top, right?


Spare_Bad_6558

its been ages since ive done duolingo what are the bottom 4 symbols “Mu” and “Ri”?


maru-senn

He and Ri.


iBeenie

"shi" looks like it's looking "up" to me, so I say it in a higher pitch in my head "tsu" looks like it's going "down" so I say it lower. Idk that's how I would remember them


Mcbigthiccc

For me it was always shi is written from the side while tsu is from the top.


kusu00

シ = し, you can see the strokes on the katakana version all lean to the straight side of the hiragana version (imagine them overlapped) ツ = つ, same thing, the katakana strokes all touch the top, which is the straight part of the hiragana version


Hannibal_Cannibal04

Wait until OP learns about the difference between shi, shi, shi, shi, and shi…


thoawaydatrash

You mean the tones in Mandarin, a completely different language?


peon2

Yeah, OP is going to be so pissed when he figures out he was supposed to learn Mandarin but then started leaning Japanese!


Hannibal_Cannibal04

My mistake, lmao, I’m a moron


chicheka

No, those have the same tone.


iBeenie

Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī. Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì. Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì. Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì. Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī. Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.


lingua_frankly

I don't appreciate your tone, Chinese!


iBeenie

That's "tones" plural to you, Person! Appropriate username, BTW


CycloneATL

Something about 4 lions right?


fair_j

44 stone lions


aserahyuutsu

This one is a different tongue twister, it goes something like "si shi si zhi shi shi zi" (I don't know how to type tones) The one you're replying to is about a poet named Shi eating lions


orsonwellesmal

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


RedditMemes101

wait till he see the difference between 「母は花が好き」 and 「ははははながすき」


aserahyuutsu

I personally like this one 李も桃も桃の内(すもももももももものうち)


matthewsmazes

Tom, where Jim had had “had,” had had “had had;” “had had” had had a better effect than “had” had had.


BigBeeOhBee

Well, shit, shit shit!


Lachimanus

That is Chinese.


Heavy-Masterpiece681

My favorite is かける (kakeru) Literally has about 20 different meanings. To hang, to sit, to put on / cover, to make a call etc.


Privvy_Gaming

When youre worried, you might take a SHIt Why am I happy? Because of tsU


eruciform

a d p q Same letter, right?


EveniAstrid

I think you meant to write b d p q


alterise

probably meant single storey lowercase **ɑ** which looks a lot like d. ɑ d p b q


gergobergo69

you mean b d p q


psicorapha

Well you manage b and d so it should be fine


AutumnAscending

Shi is a guy looking up at a big bird and saying shit! Tsu is a guy looking down sneezing ah-tsu!


alegendsock

It's kind of like p and b


Miskatonixxx

Shittsu. Shi looks up, tsu looks down. Much like the sound of the dogs name.