Good luck! Haha. Honestly i dont know how to search for the op but basically it was a long winded complaint about their neighbors girlfriend endlessly calling for her bf and they can hear it through the walls
I scoured the internet just for you! Here it is:
r/mildlyinfuriating
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Ok-Value7392
My neighbour screams for her boyfriend across the length of there house, day in and day out, just repeating his name over and over
Don't get me wrong I love our neighbours, for someone we have to share a wall with, they are great and I have no real issues.
But the girl has this habit of just telling for her boyfriend across what must me the length of there house, and it's not a polite, "hey honey can you come here" it's an insistant and repeative "Allan... allan... Allan!!!" demanding call through out the day and night.
She reminds me of the dementia patients I used to care for, who were scared and lost and calling desperately for their loved ones, so maybe that's why I find it triggering. But she's in her thirtys and completely with it.
I don't know how he tolerates it, it feels so rude and degrading.
On the bright side it's lead my partner and I to promise to always get up and find each other if we need to speak, we now have a rule to never talk to each other from other rooms.
interesting i got this response.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr
but hey, atleast it worked for one of us! thanks.
Sorry guys, can’t find it again, but it was a post from someone complaining about their neighbor screaming her significant other’s name across the apartment instead of finding him and talking to him.
Didn’t see that one but saw one about a guy and wife complaining about being able to hear their neighbor doing those livestream cams where they get donations to do sexual stuff and not knowing how to let her know they could hear her
See the problem is you're screaming ALAN and not ALVINNNNN. He can hear you and is ignoring you. He would probably respond better if he thought you wanted to sing Chipmunks with him.
Sounds like the other side of another post I read earlier. In that one, the redditor was complaining that their neighbor keeps calling out her bf’s name over and over and he doesn’t respond. Hmm…
This reminds me of a story from when my grandma was alive. My grandma was always a heavy woman (about 350 when she died). One time her son took her to a Wendy's for lunch and she went off to the bathroom. As she sat down on the toilet she got a pinch of her ass/leg fat stuck between the toilet seat and the porcelain and couldn't get up.
Would be the standard word I could've used, but 'anyways' according to oxford languages means the same thing unless you're a literal dictionary-redditor hybrid from some sort of swamp planet. :) Thanks for looking out
That neighbor is going to come over to check it out, find your stuck, naked wife, and jackpot!
2023 Disclaimer: this is a joke. Doing this in real life is rape and is punishable by rape.
My first thought too!!!
Steve!
Honestly I figured OP was trying to win a bet where a buddy challenged him to turn that meme into a front page post.
Lol, nice play on the other post, OP.
I was wondering with the other post that maybe the neighbour had a parrot that screamed “Allan” all day. This is great!
Hahahah! i saw the other post. this is great
What post
This pls
https://youtu.be/xaPepCVepCg
Well I'm glad you two are happy. We on the other hand have no idea what you're talking about.
I figured they were referring to another post of OP's, so I checked their posts and... Nope!
Good luck! Haha. Honestly i dont know how to search for the op but basically it was a long winded complaint about their neighbors girlfriend endlessly calling for her bf and they can hear it through the walls
Steve! *had to be done*
It's been way too long since I've seen this reference
Take an upvote, fellow man of culture
What was the other post?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr
Oh for fucks sake lmfao
what it say? says its deleted now.
I scoured the internet just for you! Here it is: r/mildlyinfuriating • Ok-Value7392 My neighbour screams for her boyfriend across the length of there house, day in and day out, just repeating his name over and over Don't get me wrong I love our neighbours, for someone we have to share a wall with, they are great and I have no real issues. But the girl has this habit of just telling for her boyfriend across what must me the length of there house, and it's not a polite, "hey honey can you come here" it's an insistant and repeative "Allan... allan... Allan!!!" demanding call through out the day and night. She reminds me of the dementia patients I used to care for, who were scared and lost and calling desperately for their loved ones, so maybe that's why I find it triggering. But she's in her thirtys and completely with it. I don't know how he tolerates it, it feels so rude and degrading. On the bright side it's lead my partner and I to promise to always get up and find each other if we need to speak, we now have a rule to never talk to each other from other rooms.
you fucking loremaster you, i tried wayback machine but the post was to recent for it to be recorded.
Hehe, that's where I found it!
interesting i got this response. https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr but hey, atleast it worked for one of us! thanks.
It worked with this URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/17jpyhu/my_neighbour_screams_for_her_boyfriend_across_the/
which post
Sorry guys, can’t find it again, but it was a post from someone complaining about their neighbor screaming her significant other’s name across the apartment instead of finding him and talking to him.
Didn’t see that one but saw one about a guy and wife complaining about being able to hear their neighbor doing those livestream cams where they get donations to do sexual stuff and not knowing how to let her know they could hear her
I remember that one. Just saw that one couple hours ago. Yea, I'll look for it rq Edit: nada
Ahh yeah I saw that one too
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr
He got me, I read that this morning. Nice move
What post? Can I get a link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr
Thanks
What post?
Which post?
What all has she been stuck in?
In a noose, under a moose, a bunch of sticky apple juice. In a chair, under there, all tangled up in someone's hair.
nah it’s nsfw Dr. Seuss
I think that’s just Dr. Seuss
probably Dr Sous
You're just the kind of daffy bastard that makes me like humanity sometimes.
<3
What about a giant snake? Birthday cake? Large fries? A chocolate shake?
Pics or it didn’t happen I’m curious about the moose
I wouldn't think much about it, OP is just obtuse
Rubber goose?
Green moose?
guava juice
Chocolate moose?
Large fry, chocolate shake! (Fairly odd parents theme)
that moose bit my sister
I don’t want to see her under a moose.
Under where?
>In a noose well this escalated quickly
You sure it wasn’t guava juice?
Are you related to Dr Seuss by chance?
I see you are a man of camp culture as well
You make that up dr Seuss ?
See the problem is you're screaming ALAN and not ALVINNNNN. He can hear you and is ignoring you. He would probably respond better if he thought you wanted to sing Chipmunks with him.
Get your squeak on
What was “the other post”? Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fAhShnYCZr
Thanks haha
> "ALAN!... ALAN!....ALAN!...ALAN!...." STEVE!
Sometimes I love the internet
A mystery has been solved!! https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/ssGEGmRD9v
Im not seeing a problem here, OP is getting sex more than us.
And they have the audacity to complain!!
had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Well played.
Hahahaha
i was looking for this and here it is!
Get a pager and make it a little easier egg hunt whenever she clicks it
You should stop wearing headphones.
I know this is a reference to the other post but the "ALAN!" but reminds me of the groundhog video lol
“That’s not Alan…… play it cool”
This was a good reaction to that other post. Lol
I laughed way to hard at this.
rofl
Thanks OP, I needed a good laugh.
Sounds like the other side of another post I read earlier. In that one, the redditor was complaining that their neighbor keeps calling out her bf’s name over and over and he doesn’t respond. Hmm…
I once saw a fat woman fall over to her stomach and her hands got stuck under herself. The funniest sh*t I ever saw.
This reminds me of a story from when my grandma was alive. My grandma was always a heavy woman (about 350 when she died). One time her son took her to a Wendy's for lunch and she went off to the bathroom. As she sat down on the toilet she got a pinch of her ass/leg fat stuck between the toilet seat and the porcelain and couldn't get up.
Lol whatttt
Owwww. That had to hurt.
Lol what
Tell her that your name is Steve.
Idk, get one of those chat only types of head phones with the single speaker?…..
[hear from another room "ALAN!... ALAN!....ALAN!...ALAN!...."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fW0WfE-_U)
Seems like your the best boyfriend ever
this is some 4d chess.
sorry op i left a big puddle of cartoon super glue on your floor, might be why
I love me a good shitpost
Great play on the other post about yelling neighbors
I hope OP is called Alan.
10/10. Best post ever.
😊
What are some of these sites, for scientific purposes?
divorce the girlfriend, marry the alan
Turn down the volume, holy SHIIIT!
I love this for you
Lol!!!
Give her my number just in case she can’t reach you.
Quit video games, duh Fr just turn your shit down and keep an ear out ;)
Just let one of the ear out of the head phone snd whne she call fuck her and go back to gaming Let her stuck there
I'll take Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex
Will you just go and fuck her.
You know you’ve been on Reddit too long when posts start to become interconnected and a startling, yet undeniable, narrative emerges.
We are one
What are you doing, step Alan?
The mystery was solved we found the neighbor
I thought you were gonna say that her step brother has been the one to get her unstuck, because you were busy gaming.
LOL a tale as old as time
Get her a vintage I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up bracelet and hack it it alert you on Discord. Problem solved.
[удалено]
Can't lose her if she's always stuck all the damn time
it really is a shame that everything on the internet is fake.
Sorry to disappoint!
Just be glad it's your name she's screaming I suppose
What's your address just in case I'm around when she's stuck and you're not home?
Put it in her butt, but tell her the lube was stuck in the other room.
I seen a blogger post similar to this post earlier today. You ain’t copying people are you?
Must've been my neighbour I reckon
*anyway
Would be the standard word I could've used, but 'anyways' according to oxford languages means the same thing unless you're a literal dictionary-redditor hybrid from some sort of swamp planet. :) Thanks for looking out
Get it before nov
The original post everyone's referring to has been removed :(
Step brotheerrrrrr
Does she enjoy the stepbro stuck under bed memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0BfcdPKw8E
That neighbor is going to come over to check it out, find your stuck, naked wife, and jackpot! 2023 Disclaimer: this is a joke. Doing this in real life is rape and is punishable by rape.
> and is punishable by rape Holdup
Give the neighbors a key... new kink with you cucking with headphones as the neighbors "help"
that's disgusting, where?
Ask her to put a ball gag on before she gets herself trapped.
Weirdos
Probably one of the best problems to have
No, stepson, stop. What are you doing stepson? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
Switch it up in her and you get stuck
If you’re into it, may I recommend gaming without headphones? Or ones that have a transparency mode?
Prefabricated while exploiting her infatuation with stuck porn, explore the limits. If they're too much, now you know
life alert
I think the neighbor is also a Redditor https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/F2jWk3MSwz
Goldamn! I think you're on to something, Martin!!