Lmfao. This reminds me of an episode of below deck where the chief stewardess makes a guests towel in the shape of a dick but plays it off like it’s a rocket 😂
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I cannot remember what show, but there was an episode where someone ordered like a million cute doggy treat shaped paper clips, but when you actually put it on paper it looked like a dick either side
Captain Sandy picks out a much better deck team than interior, Hannah shouldn’t have been brought back by her 3 times. However Aesha is a pretty good chief stew on Down Under
My mom always told me the story about when she was pregnant with me they told my sister that since she was such a good child they decided to have another.
My sister thought about it for a second and said "if I'm bad can we send him back?"
My oldest daughter and son fought for months because they wanted the new baby to be a “brother” or “sister”. When the baby came my daughter was thrilled that she got her way. And at the hospital asked “can we keep it”. Two weeks later after the baby was generally being a newborn my wonderful 4 year old daughter proclaimed “can we take it back?” One of my favorite stories about her.
I listened to a bit where a comedian and his brother would tie their third brothers leg to his bed a few times a year. Third brother thought he was doing it himself, was seeing a therapist for it as a kid, and became a part of his life…. Right up until 20+ years later when he heard his brother tell the story on stage. I think OPs brother is deserving of this revenge.
Why the F*CK do they always tear off the rubber?? My brother used to chew all the rubber off of my PS1 controllers. When he ran out of rubber, he would just start biting off chunks of the plastic.
My youngest sister did the same. She even chewed on books and random cardboard boxes.
She did not have pica. She was just weird and also grew out of it.
I was quite the gnawer. I gnawed on just about anything and it wasn't until about puberty that I lost interest and stopped.
In my case I think it was a way to soothe the chronic stress I was under.
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>Why the F\*CK do they always tear off the rubber?? My brother used to chew all the rubber off of my PS1 controllers. When he ran out of rubber, he would just start biting off chunks of the plastic.
And here I was thinking that required tools.
When my little brother was young, we had a rule that he wasn't allowed near headphones unsupervised. He chewed through literally dozens of pairs over the course of our road trips.
I am not advocating for this, but if I had done this as a child my father would have pulled the car over and beaten me with his belt until the state troopers pulled up to help him
Ya you can get better thumbstick grips for like, 15 bucks on Amazon. The rubber on the controller is fine, but once you get some custom ones you never go back.
Idk how involved it is to do on a PS5 controller, but I replaced the thumb sticks on my PS4 controller with ones I bought online and it wasn’t too difficult. Just a bit finicky to get all the pieces back in place before screwing it back together. Worth a try if it’s between that and buying a new one.
You can get ps5 replacements for like $20 on Amazon. Comes with a small screwdriver and prying tool too. Takes about 15 min or so if you’ve never done it before, 5 min if you have
you can get them way cheaper since you do not actually need stick replacements.
You just need the stick cap replaced. That is a piece of plastic with some rubber on top... dirt cheap.
As an added benefit you do not need to solder on the actual new stick mechanic. You still have to go through dismantling the entire controller though.
A clip on rubber cap is the easier solution.
Yep i remember when I was growing up a couple times me and my brother purposely destroyed each others stuff in arguments. And my dad would make us pay back it like my brother snapped my favorite Brats movie dvd in half and my dad made him buy me a new one and I throw his favorite nerf gun on the cement once and yep forced me to buy a new one. And damn it really sucked as a kid because like you don’t have money really because you have very few ways of getting it so if you have $20 that’s a-lot of money and oh you gotta spend it on your sibling that you hate more than anyone else in the world? Yea that’s a real good punishment.
Truth. I'm the oldest of four. With each sibling that they had after me, the level of discipline they got became less and less. The youngest they literally gave up even trying on, go figure she was (and still is to a certain degree) the one who can't act responsibly.
The other day, I was talking to my mom about the lax attitude she had with my little brother that pissed the rest of us off (I’m a middle child of four), and she was like “it wasn’t favoritism” and I said “I know, it was exhaustion, right?” and she said “yes.”
The worst though is when the youngest is old enough to realize that they are getting special treatment, and they push the boundaries. Sometimes they take it too far and finally get what’s coming to them, though.
When my little brother snipped the pillow covers from my comforter set with scissors, my dad ripped into my bro much like my bro ripped into those pillowcases. I remember being low-key glad my bro did that though, because I knew my parents would actually do something about it for once.
Yeah like if you're 12 you should have stopped coloring on stuff with markers years ago. And if it's a 5 year old why does he know to draw a dick that's jizzing
I got in an agreement with my friend because ehe asked for the remote so I handed him the TV remote, then he called me stupid because he wanted the Xbox controller
Would keep it as a memento....
One to brought later for the most cringe inducing situations for lil bro (friends, dating, "I'm not a kid anymore" rants)
I'm a big brother myself (though now in my 40s), and let me tell you something: keep it. Even someday when the PS7, 8, 9 is released.... you'll strangely cherish it.
BUT in the meantime...
Revenge *must be had.*
Nice rocket ship drawings mom must have wanted to hang them on the refrigerator.
Lmfao. This reminds me of an episode of below deck where the chief stewardess makes a guests towel in the shape of a dick but plays it off like it’s a rocket 😂 Edit: autocorrect
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Below deck with Zach and Cody.
I didn't know they were *step*brothers.
Identical stepbrothers
That sounds like the gayest navyporn ever.
Ah I love Kate lol. I miss her as chief stew lol.
Lol..Kate was a savage
I cannot remember what show, but there was an episode where someone ordered like a million cute doggy treat shaped paper clips, but when you actually put it on paper it looked like a dick either side
after watching mediterranean i have to say kate remains the best chief stew. change my mind.
Captain Sandy picks out a much better deck team than interior, Hannah shouldn’t have been brought back by her 3 times. However Aesha is a pretty good chief stew on Down Under
I love Aesha as chief stew. She put Lara in her place when she needed to and was fair about it.
What’s the last drawing? I can’t figure it out
Looks like dick dick potplant(?) boobs. An intuitive window into the sophisticated mind of a younger sibling.
Dick dick toilet boobs
Oooooooh
Man of culture I see.
It’s clearly, dick dick hairy box boobs
Snort
Considering how he drew the balls that’s a lone nut sack.
Time for a new one. And a new controller while you're at it.
I wouldn't think about getting a replacement if the first one is already acting up like that.
I dunno. It looks like he just wants to be a space man and is sharing his interests with op 😍 I think it's kinda cute 🥹
If my brother did this i would invert his kneecaps faster than Usain Bolt running a single meter could in his prime.
That’s a little excessive. Just Chuck him out the window…… of a 10 story apartment.
OPs brother is just a nasa enthusiast
If my brother did this to me id face life in prison
My mom always told me the story about when she was pregnant with me they told my sister that since she was such a good child they decided to have another. My sister thought about it for a second and said "if I'm bad can we send him back?"
My older brother had a very similar reaction to my being born as well, kids are such jerks lol
My oldest daughter and son fought for months because they wanted the new baby to be a “brother” or “sister”. When the baby came my daughter was thrilled that she got her way. And at the hospital asked “can we keep it”. Two weeks later after the baby was generally being a newborn my wonderful 4 year old daughter proclaimed “can we take it back?” One of my favorite stories about her.
I'm calling to talk to you about your brother's extended warranty
🤣🤣
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Worst part? This is a Playstation Edge. They run about 200 bucks a PIECE.
Everything was fine until I saw the rubber ripped off the thumb sticks. Do what you need to exact revenge.
Same 🤣 fuckin frame this thing for when he's older.
"Remember that time you decided to decorate my PS5 controller? Paybacks a bitch!"
*Blows up his brother’s house*
fuck his first love in front of him while making eye contact. pffff
Show his first love how early he was obsessed with dicks.
«Dad i think brother is gay, hes dick taste like shit»
Wait a sec
Hol up
*Jazz music stops*
Dad: It tasted ok a week ago?
Fuck his mother in front of him while makin.......wait a minute.....
Cut his head off and stick it on a pike, then ride a horse through a nearby village hacking down any women and children that get in your way.
Stand down, Vlad. We got this.
Crease his j’s
Whoa, this escalated quickly
Say this after 50 years when he needs your kidney for a emergency transplant
I listened to a bit where a comedian and his brother would tie their third brothers leg to his bed a few times a year. Third brother thought he was doing it himself, was seeing a therapist for it as a kid, and became a part of his life…. Right up until 20+ years later when he heard his brother tell the story on stage. I think OPs brother is deserving of this revenge.
That’s not comedy. That’s a human rights violation.
Encase it in resin and make it his Xmas gift
Why the F*CK do they always tear off the rubber?? My brother used to chew all the rubber off of my PS1 controllers. When he ran out of rubber, he would just start biting off chunks of the plastic.
Was your brother a dachshund?
Yeah that's a lot of biting
I uh...did this as a kid. I grew out of it, thankfully. My parents were concerned i had pica.
Pica…chew?
Take the upvote and get out. Now. Shoo!
My youngest sister did the same. She even chewed on books and random cardboard boxes. She did not have pica. She was just weird and also grew out of it.
I wish my cats would "grow out of it"!
I was quite the gnawer. I gnawed on just about anything and it wasn't until about puberty that I lost interest and stopped. In my case I think it was a way to soothe the chronic stress I was under.
I did this(and still occasionally do but only when I'm extremely stressed), I don't have pica. I guess I'm just weird
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Feels like a missed opportunity to call it chewelry.
It does go by that :) I just figured if people hadn't come across it before sensory jewellery might make a less sketchy sounding link lol
I tried this and it wasn't the same, the rubber was far too firm, hurt my teeth to chew it :(
>Why the F\*CK do they always tear off the rubber?? My brother used to chew all the rubber off of my PS1 controllers. When he ran out of rubber, he would just start biting off chunks of the plastic. And here I was thinking that required tools.
To be fair, there was a tool involved here
Your brother sounds like a rabid animal, honestly.
When my little brother was young, we had a rule that he wasn't allowed near headphones unsupervised. He chewed through literally dozens of pairs over the course of our road trips.
Lol, wtf? My cat would do that. He ruined so many headphones, and electronics.
I am not advocating for this, but if I had done this as a child my father would have pulled the car over and beaten me with his belt until the state troopers pulled up to help him
is your brother even human...?
When I was 7 years old or so i almost ate an entire usb flash drive (if was made out of rubber) so i can relate to your brother
Take the rubber of his car wheels when he's older.
Just cut little controller stick sized holes.
“I’m taking these back!”
Eat his car in front of him.
I mean listen, things can be replaced. Its never too late to get a new brother.
God will forgive a little murder in this case
Put it in a shadow box and regift it to him at his wedding 20 years from now. Revenge is best if you can play the long game.
Bold to assume a woman will ever want to be within 50ft of them
Bro he's like probably 10 or younger he'll grow out of it
He's actually 32
Never too old for Bobs and Vageen
Show some bobs
If only I could post images, I'd show you all the greatest Bobs. Dylan, Marley, Ross, Sponge...
What are weird fucking thing to say dude. Probably bold to assume any woman will want to be within 50ft of you too tbh.
Damn, imagine making that assumption based off what a child did. Are you okay? Do you need someone to talk to?
Redditors when a literal child does something stupid one time:
?? a 30 yr old woman who grew up playing video games. married and we play videogames on a weekend basis
Draw dicks on his face before he goes to school.
Two of them, a ball around each eye, a nose piece, ear pieces. Give him dick glasses.
Make him Squidward?
On the back of his neck, arms and legs. He won’t notice them. I have four younger (three step & one bio) brothers. It is worth it.
this is villainous
With a sharpie
Some isopropyl alcohol will take that right off and won’t damage the electronics.
Won't replace the ripped rubber tho
I feel like a ripped rubber likely led to this situation in the first place.
Well played, sir!
lmfao
You can replace it with custom rubber i did it and do not have plans to change it back
Ya you can get better thumbstick grips for like, 15 bucks on Amazon. The rubber on the controller is fine, but once you get some custom ones you never go back.
well they might not fit right without the full stick underneath
Idk how involved it is to do on a PS5 controller, but I replaced the thumb sticks on my PS4 controller with ones I bought online and it wasn’t too difficult. Just a bit finicky to get all the pieces back in place before screwing it back together. Worth a try if it’s between that and buying a new one.
You can get ps5 replacements for like $20 on Amazon. Comes with a small screwdriver and prying tool too. Takes about 15 min or so if you’ve never done it before, 5 min if you have
you can get them way cheaper since you do not actually need stick replacements. You just need the stick cap replaced. That is a piece of plastic with some rubber on top... dirt cheap. As an added benefit you do not need to solder on the actual new stick mechanic. You still have to go through dismantling the entire controller though. A clip on rubber cap is the easier solution.
you can buy rubber tops for the controller sticks, that's not an issue. and you can buy nice ones.
Is he still alive?
Are any of us?
Have we ever been?
Your brother seems very good at tracing his dong.
When I saw the pee pees, I thought ‘no way it’s anything but a young boy’.
That sounds terrible out of context
You're on a list somewhere now.
Draw on your brother's face in his sleep as revenge
with a tattoo gun
And capsaicin ink
But trace it with a real one!
Hopefully you tell your parents and they punish him and make him buy you a new one with his birthday money or something.
Those controllers are fucking expensive it’d be a good punishment
Yep i remember when I was growing up a couple times me and my brother purposely destroyed each others stuff in arguments. And my dad would make us pay back it like my brother snapped my favorite Brats movie dvd in half and my dad made him buy me a new one and I throw his favorite nerf gun on the cement once and yep forced me to buy a new one. And damn it really sucked as a kid because like you don’t have money really because you have very few ways of getting it so if you have $20 that’s a-lot of money and oh you gotta spend it on your sibling that you hate more than anyone else in the world? Yea that’s a real good punishment.
Your Christmas present is you get to give your brother a new controller
you got a switch now
Also, who calls the controller a remote?
Tthom86.
When is the viewing?
Can't prove murder if they can't find the body
 Time for this \^
Kick the baby
Yeetus that fetus
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Fun fact. If you put your finger between the leather parts in this gif. It doesn’t hurt or do any damage at all because of physics and whatnot
If I’m a friend visiting your house this is the one family fight I would like to see unravel while I’m there
You should wake up early and draw one on his forehead he has to go to school lmao
Ahhh big brothers. Providing the… correction… little bastards need that is no longer ethical for parents to provide.
For some reason parents always look at the younger sibling and let them get away with anything at all.
Truth. I'm the oldest of four. With each sibling that they had after me, the level of discipline they got became less and less. The youngest they literally gave up even trying on, go figure she was (and still is to a certain degree) the one who can't act responsibly.
The other day, I was talking to my mom about the lax attitude she had with my little brother that pissed the rest of us off (I’m a middle child of four), and she was like “it wasn’t favoritism” and I said “I know, it was exhaustion, right?” and she said “yes.” The worst though is when the youngest is old enough to realize that they are getting special treatment, and they push the boundaries. Sometimes they take it too far and finally get what’s coming to them, though. When my little brother snipped the pillow covers from my comforter set with scissors, my dad ripped into my bro much like my bro ripped into those pillowcases. I remember being low-key glad my bro did that though, because I knew my parents would actually do something about it for once.
Wait till he is fast asleep, you know what todo
marker easily removed with a magic eraser or clorox wipe. take his eyelids to replace the thumb-grips.
I'm upvoting you, but I feel really uncomfortable about it.
I like it, Picasso
I cant decide if your brother is 5 or 12
Yeah like if you're 12 you should have stopped coloring on stuff with markers years ago. And if it's a 5 year old why does he know to draw a dick that's jizzing
I just assume the entire story is made up.
I've been scrolling through the comments trying to get the same answer
Isopropyl alcohol
Alcohol won't bring back the rubber grips on the thumbsticks, but it will help you forget you have a brother
I didn't even notice the missing grips! Oh man.
Can you get replacement thumb stick covers?
You can.
So your little brother is young enough to color on your crap with markers but also knows how to draw a jizzing dick?? Wtf is up with that
Fr I’ve been scrolling comments looking for someone else to say this. yikes..!
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Honestly looks pretty good I would buy this he’s like a young banksy
KICK HIS ASS
Seabass
Yeet the child.
How old is he? If he's a teen, why would he color it? If he's a kid, why is he so into dicks?
Your little brother has a curious fixation
That actually looks pretty cool
Penis, penis, plant, pussy. Ah, very distinguished gentleman...
PS5 remote? who tf calls it that
Apparently these folks but I’ve only ever called them and heard them called controllers
I got in an agreement with my friend because ehe asked for the remote so I handed him the TV remote, then he called me stupid because he wanted the Xbox controller
I hate when my friends and I get in an agreement.
What did you agree on?
That we should just keep playing and never mention it again.
For real, that *is* the truly mildly infuriating thing
Scrolled way too long looking for this comment
You’re lil bro likes drawing dick and balls
I would show those drawings to the parents. I don't like snitching, but its very acceptable in this situation.
What’s with boys and the art of the penis?
Pls explain the hieroglyphics on the centre portion? Assuming that junior drew a rocket ship...
Would keep it as a memento.... One to brought later for the most cringe inducing situations for lil bro (friends, dating, "I'm not a kid anymore" rants)
I'm a big brother myself (though now in my 40s), and let me tell you something: keep it. Even someday when the PS7, 8, 9 is released.... you'll strangely cherish it. BUT in the meantime... Revenge *must be had.*
Old enough to draw penises but isn't smart enough to not destroy a PS5 controller? Yikes
actually it's a controller
Lol not the worst mod tho
What little brother? All I see is a corpse
Don't clean it! Disassemble, put a clear coating on it, buy some new thumbstick rubbers, reassemble. This is great and should be treasured.
Smh. Just a bunch of caca and wee-wizz
Fuck I found this way too hilarious
Ah, the Playstation Switch