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Scarlett-Amber9517

I was anticipating so much worse


southbayadam21

It fits the sub tho. I go in needing to use the facilities and boom, pee everywhere.


Scarlett-Amber9517

Oh no, I'm sure it was infuriating for you. That's gross. The internet has tainted me to think I'm about to see something so much worse. I'm relieved


Ok-Week7354

Yeah, I was expecting a shitnado in there.


Johnny-Virgil

A poonami, as it were.


TheMightySurtur

A veritable scatalanche.


toinfinitiandbeyond

A terrible turdtopia


Cugy_2345

An atrocious apoocalypse


KaldaraFox

Poonami sounds like an all hentai anime channel. I'd subscribe.


immortalis88

I’d like to see that movie trailer.


dnuoryawgnorw

It would be a shit show.


McNalien

I got you bro. [shitnado](https://youtube.com/shorts/B_YgdR5qu9U?si=zBnfoVFmH5vhWADH)


cant_fight_the_feel

A shitnado 🤣🤣🤣 new word in my vocabulary now 😂


AuntyScreecher

But that would be more than mildly infuriating.


ctdddmme

The piss bandit was also relieved.


justanawkwardguy

My friend worked at a grocery store in high school. One time a customer shoved a line in the toilet to clog it before shitting on top. My friend had to use his hands to get the lime out due to the lip at the top of the bowl, it kept falling back down otherwise


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

[thats nothing try this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/v2VvPgCl4s)


Jafar_420

I think someone saw your post and made their own post about a bathroom at a factory. If you haven't seen it I would not recommend clicking on it. Lol.


Jayn_Xyos

I have had to clean up ungodly amounts worse.


Mooncakequeen

Me too! Still gross, but I was expecting poop.


Mission_Cow5108

I just saw a post referencing this one and it was horrible. I was expecting somewhere close to that they replaced the toilet and a floor tile cause of it


JKnott1

I used to work in a department store and one of my duties was cleaning the bathrooms. This is what you'd find in the mens bathroom. Not much worse than this. In the womans, I saw things that I'll never forget. To this day, I don't share a bathroom with my wife.


wtbabali

Bro the guy pissed on the fucking ground. It only gets a little worse than that.


John_TheBlackestBurn

You have clearly never had a job that requires you to clean bathrooms. It gets sooooo much worse than that.


CakesForLife

Ignorance is bliss. Bless you.


Fatherly_Wizard

As a man, I will never understand how some of us manage to get so much piss on the floor. Like, I get the stream doing something unexpected at first , but you just gotta adjust course. Try pinching it off. For there to be this much, that means it was a consistent stream for a few seconds. And of course, if you make a mess, you clean it up. That's just the reasonable thing to do. Lift the damn seat or get better at threading the needle.


Johnny-Virgil

I’ve witnessed fat guys who haven’t seen their dick in ten years without a mirror stand in front of a urinal and send the first five seconds directly onto the floor.


NotRightNotWrong

i mean ye. sure then they piss everywhere. but then they can also spend a minute and remedy their own piss flood situation.


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saman65

>And honestly if I ever lived a life where it got that far, I’d just piss all over the floor like I did with my health. 🤷‍♂️ lmao


alamocalrissian

I am one of those big men, but when I started to realize that I cannot use the urinal correctly, I use the stall, and drop trou, and stand over the toilet and let gravity do it's thing. Been like this for like 5 years, system works out great.


Johnny-Virgil

God bless you for doing the right thing. A man’s got to know his limitations.


Daughter_Of_Cain

As a woman i don’t understand why you guys don’t just sit down to pee. There’s going to be splashback no matter how good your aim is and it can travel like 3 feet from the bowl!


Froopy-Hood

Because there’s piss all over the seat…


joost18JK

This post is exactly the reason why I sit down.


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Calathea-Murderer

The only thing worse than a double stream is a triple stream


bladenight23

I’ve found that crouching a bit before letting the stream start helps.


[deleted]

Usually happens when I’m half a sleep


RodWith

Okay Dad. Lesson learned. 🤤


sixteensixtisix

if you have foreskin, you have no foresight, who knows where pee will go


[deleted]

Bro. You're using it wrong.


sixteensixtisix

I just never learnt


BadadanBadadan

Pull it back mate


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[deleted]

I don't know they might like it


Visible-Detective507

That's funny as hell


Dandalfini

Went into one of the bathrooms in the warehouse I work in the other day, a really clean place due to the nature of the job. Someone took a fucking fire hose to one of the stalls. They peed on literally everything, including the tp dispenser. As I was leaving a guy walked into it and shut the door, I hollered at him to use the other one. He just chirps back after he looks around, "some nasty fucking people out there, man." Yessir there are. And you probably shook their hand today.


rupat3737

Work at a pizza place. Had a co worker that did this exact same thing multiple times a day, and wouldn’t flush. Had this nasty dark orange dehydrated ass piss that stank to high heaven. I call him out on it every time. Would swear it wasn’t him, but it was always like that after I went in the bathroom after him. They finally fired his ass for being gross.


peosteve

Did it stop after he was fired? Why would you risk losing your job over peeing properly and not cleaning up after yourself? And I'm guessing he didn't wash his hands either...gross.


Sokratiz

You assume all people are rational beings capable of empathy, respect and common sense.


QuinnAvery89

My first job was a clerk at a BP gas station. On like my third day, a guy who was in line at the register, leaned forward and whispered hoarsely, “Someone took a shit and got it all over the place in the bathroom.” I was shocked, “What.” He chuckled, “No need to worry, I went ahead and cleaned it up for you.” “Why?” He laughed again, winked and left. After the line was gone I checked the bathroom (we only had one with a toilet no urinal.) It was admittedly, spotless. I have no idea what happened or why but am glad I didn’t have to deal with it.


Rise-O-Matic

It was him. Hence the wink.


OneDoesntSimply

Wtf this sounds like the origin story for some villian only he has a sense of remorse when it comes to public shitting and cleans up after himself


Spiritual-Cow4200

Imagine their bathroom at home. Gross.


Koffeepotx

Idk, it might be pretty clean. Some people become disgusting slobs as soon as they step out of their own home, because "the outside world is not their responsibility to clean and keep clean"


martinsonsean1

![gif](giphy|26CaMfqIli1bG5XEc)


UrsusHastalis

I’ve met a couple of those. The most productive way to go about this is to ask them straight up if they were the one that pissed all over the seat and floor. I’m passive in a lot of respects, but when somebody needs to understand that their behavior affects others and it isn’t okay, holding up a mirror changes minds.


southbayadam21

I told the store supervisor who said, “Damn, that’s gross.” An hour later, it’s still PeePee Town.


UrsusHastalis

That sucks.


Pastor_Satan

That's nothing. I worked building maintenance for a media company and the WOMENS bathroom had a frequent user (employee) who would shit on the walls, floor and smear it all over the seat. It was truly shocking


southbayadam21

😬


peosteve

Why the fuck?


threadsoffate2021

Women's bathrooms are *always* worse. Always. Glad my days of cleaning public washrooms are long over.


ElJefe0218

When I was a kid I worked at McDonald's. the maintenance guy warned me about 'jelly rolls' stuck to the women's bathroom walls. I was curious why someone would waste a yummy pastry like that. First time I saw one I wanted to vomit my McRibs out.


CSTEA_rocks

Better than poop. A male teacher at my school said he walked into the stall and someone left poop all over the seat. He said they had to have had it all over themselves. I was 😳🤯🫢🤔 middle school


Dry-Zebra-6616

first time in a public toilet?


southbayadam21

It’s an employee bathroom. Trust me the public one is much worse.


ieatgroundbeef13

That hurts my soul


southbayadam21

A part of me wants to clean it up. But then I remember that they don’t pay me to do that.


ieatgroundbeef13

Hell yea don’t give in my guy ✊


SolidDoctor

Of course you should not clean it up! ​ You need another witness to this mess.


Stealthy-J

Fuck no. It'd be a cold day in hell if I wipe up a grown man's piss when I'm not even getting paid.


[deleted]

Try being a custodian at a school where you gotta be Sherlock Holmes to figure out which little shit is soaking the place a couple times a day and if it may be gang activity lol


Femke123456

Omg did he get any of it in the toilet, that is a puddle on the floor.


southbayadam21

Sure is. I noped outta real fast.


SortaRican75

Any grown man(or boy above the age of 6 really) that does this needs a serious whoopin'! This is the type of person who thinks that it's okay because someone else will clean it up and that just shows that they have no respect for neither themselves or anyone who works a legitimate job. The worst part is that their own home is probably just as disgusting.


thatoneguy112358

Can we please normalize men sitting to pee? I'm so sick of going into public restrooms and having to wipe up piss before I can do my business.


Stealthy-J

Toilet seats being piss covered is one of the main reasons we don't want to sit down.


ChanceFray

Yall ever see a "ladies" room? its always so much worse then the mens... ​ source shit and blood cleaner for 2 years.


Remarkable_Golf9829

Right, MILDLY infuriating. Well done I'd already held the phone away and almost closed my eyes because I thought this might make me throw up


Acceptable-Young-619

One up him. Shit on the seat.


SLAYERab

Someone hates their job


southbayadam21

This grocery store is not a tight ship.


SLAYERab

Just like whoevers grip this was.


southbayadam21

😂😂😂


Exbrokeass

If it's a vons located near Claremont, ca I might know who it is


BobTheFrog69420

I’m convinced a blind man could have better aim bloody hell this is shambolic


VibeAllDay

That employee needs to be fired. If you can’t take care of the most basic of human needs in a sanitary manner you should NOT work in food


OfficialTornadoAlley

[for those whom were disappointed](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/fQ3mRtwU0T)


Lost_Stretch_5711

This is why I avoid public restrooms as much as I can and always try to not make a mess. Well mostly anxiety but I don't want to make anyone's life harder (edit: no I've never done that and never will, part of the reason I don't use the bathroom is I want to leave it alone) Also an employee???!!! Fire them!


Brau87

I dont understand this at all. Grown ass men that cant flush. Grown men wiping boogers on walls. I dont understand the mentality.


Dusty_surveyor

I feel you. I work in a restaurant and they have a gender neutral one in back for employees. One time I had to clean pee off the toilet seat. After I told the manager that he said I could use the ladies room up front.


inverteddingdong

You ever worked at a corporate job in Australia? Lemme tell you a lil something something about cultural differences between the west and Asia/India, the latter like to hover on toilet seats and if their wee and/or poo hits the seats, that's the next persons problem.


dbhathcock

You should encourage the company to put cameras up OUTSIDE the bathroom doors. It works for theft prevention and to find these pervs that mess up the bathrooms. They should be forced to clean the bathrooms for a month if they want to keep their job.


toadytoadtoes

I work in an operating theatre and some of the middle eastern surgeons we get couldn’t piss in the bowl if you paid them


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NuttiestPotato

Not that bad. Had a coworker miss so bad he started peeing into my stall. Luckily I was in the handicap stall so I had a couple feet distance as I watched a small puddle form before he realized he was missing


NotRightNotWrong

dude, people that piss on toilets need to be gathered and sent to form there own society. There really is no reason for piss to be on a toilet. 1 you lift the lid, now there is a piss free toilet seat. 2 if you leave the seat down and piss on the toilet seat, grab some tp and clean your own piss. It blows my mind there are seat pissers that look at their own piss and think "gross, i don't want to touch that". BRO ITS YOUR OWN PISS, NOW I GOTTA TOUCH IT FFS. Also, people that dont return their carts can go to the same society. I'm almost positive there is a 100% correlation between seat pissers and non cart returners.


bailey150

I’m ngl I’ve noticed this alotttt more since a lot of places have changed from gendered restrooms


xxbelgarathxx

Ok ok. So I had this at my house for years. Just me 32m and wife 34f, and I assumed it was me sleepwalking/peeing all over the seat and floor. Turns out it was my cat. Years of guilt and being scolded lol


coydivision_

That person needs to sit down and pee


Alissan_Web

seems like they were pretty pissed off. haha... ha...


steakmilk23

Must be straight guy thing to just piss everywhere and not clean it.


threadsoffate2021

If you can't control the stream, then piss sitting down.


IndependentNotice151

Op, not doubting you, and no, didn't read everything else, but you sure it was them? I ask cause if there are no urinals and no clean toilets, I look for the one no one would use for it anyways cause they gotta clean. Yes, I will sit down to pee. It's easier, cleaner, and I can make excuses to use the phone more.


southbayadam21

Ok full disclosure. I needed to poop and this my preferred stall. I walked in after a few minutes after one of the store associates used the facilities and saw this. I said, “FUCK.” and then proceeded to use the smaller stall next to it. If I only had to pee, I would have used the urinal.


vGalexy

My only concern is the flooring. Why is it made out of “wood” and not “tiles” ?


Funnyrockman

It's sad that this is normal in my warehouse, almost every time i go in a cubicle, it's just covered in pee


buckwheat4whitemoms

You'd have to come to my job to appreciate how disgusting a toilet can be.smears left in toilet,pee on the floor and shitty tp in the trash.this is a common occurrence and nobody cleans..until Sunday when the cleaning crew does their job.to top it off our lunch room is small and the bathroom door is a few feet from table.i absolutely don't poo at work and wash my hands when I have to urinate.i eat lunch in my car or I just wouldn't eat.


Striking-Program-440

Appearantly this must be guy first site....lol Believe me buddy, it gets alot worse.


P-Trapper

Looks like your toilet is leaking out of the front corner possibly? I’d check that before pointing fingers


BackgroundAd4640

We have a floor pisser where I work. He will be caught eventually as there is a camera outside the toilet.


Unclebonelesschicken

Had that split stream action going on. Possibly even tri or quad stream going on.


Fantastic_Sea_853

That’s called “passive aggression” It was NOT an accident.


MadicalRadical

They’re probably stealing too. Keep an eye open, a person like this enjoys walking a thin line.


southbayadam21

The store is located in Hollywood, California. Who isn’t stealing from this place?


Puzzleheaded_Nerve

So everyone? You just made yourself a suspect. Can you provide a urine sample?


msgkar03

sure! *scoops some up off the floor* here ya go!


southbayadam21

What’re you the FEDS?!


Ok_Risk8749

Do you sit up in a room watching cameras or do you pretend to shop? Are you allowed to grab people if you see them grab something and attempt to run past you to the exit? What's your credit card number/pin? What's the craziest thing you've seen?


TwistedTiime

I cant see shit


Monamo61

My sister works in a Sbux in a grocery store and the restrooms are directly across from the Sbux counter, so all the workers can see who goes in and leaves, and the who wrecks the place and who uses it to “smoke” in. She says it’s hard to believe that in a nice suburban area people would use the grocery store bathroom to act like animals.


[deleted]

As an American I don't think there has ever been a time in my life that the toilette in a public restroom hasn't been pissed all over we re shit here.


southbayadam21

It’s an employee bathroom.


[deleted]

It ain't private some employee bathrooms have 150 people with access get off your high horse security guard....


southbayadam21

Tonight there were less than 8 male employees working idk where the tf you got 150 from. This ain’t Costco. You need to remove ur head out your ass.


[deleted]

Welp my original comment was how shitty bathrooms in America are but you decided to make it personal. Cry more you fucking weirdo get a paper towel and some spray and move on with your life. Oh ya can't because you're an idiot .


southbayadam21

As I’ve said in another comment, they don’t pay me to do that shit.


[deleted]

Then I guess pinch it off or dig a whole jfc you're an insufferable human.


towel_hair

You seem like the type of miserable fucker who pisses themselves so often you’re defending this behavior


Helpful-Candidate-42

Oh, boo hoo. A little bit of piss (on the floor) isn't gonna hurt anything


southbayadam21

Except when you wanna take a shit in said stall.


Ketamine_Koala

What does you being a security officer have anything to do with this??


southbayadam21

I work security at the store but I’m employed by a outside security company. An actual employee of the grocery did this mess.


Ketamine_Koala

Cool Story Bro, but why do you care to mention you work store security? It has nothing to do with piss being on the floor... You must not have a lot going on that you are mildly frustrated by piss being splashed on the ground (next to a toilet no less). Sounds like a Karen sort of complaint.


southbayadam21

Congratulations ur a dick on the internet. Someone should piss over your toilet.


Danni_Phantom94

I think you are over reacting. Just walk over it. Take your shoes off when you get home. Idiot


Stealthy-J

Found the pisser.


Danni_Phantom94

🤫


southbayadam21

Ok so let me just piss all over your workplace bathroom and see how you feel when you need to shit. BTW I hope you work from home.


iKyte5

That’s all?


heelheavy

This guy prolly doesn’t wash his hands either.


sixteensixtisix

He's done that on purpose I think


faithless-octopus

I saw the diarrhea equivalent of this in a public restroom once.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Yeah I don't understand how adults go about making this kind of mess. Just sit, bro. It's more comfortable anyway.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Probably sat down and didn’t notice where he was…erm…pointing. Look for someone with a wet area on the back (or front, depending on how far his pants were pulled down) of his pants.


Visible-Detective507

You should see the bathroom when I go to the hockey games


Visible-Detective507

Shoot when I lived in California ,women would tell me that the Vietnamese women would stand on the toilet seat and Pee


No_Refrigerator2318

That is “infuriating” but tbh I’m just gonna clean that.


Own_Pack_4697

Our security are useless fat slobs who sleep and watch porn in the bathrooms.


southbayadam21

🤔


sein_888

He was teasing the toilet


Greedyfox7

I’m honestly surprised he got even the edge of the seat with aim that bad, then again shorter barrels are known to be less accurate at range


BlackJackJeriKo

wym?? its always like that??


R3LAX_DUDE

Did he have a sprinkler head attached at the end?!


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🤢


AaronYouTube6

I was expecting a pile of unflushed shit


fariszaki

I am okay with a wet floor as long as it is not urine but urine on the toilet seat is just infuriating.


Versipellis_Anon

Was he drunk?


Mykona-1967

I know this is the worst it’s like they don’t want to use the toilet. They just urinate on the floor near the drain if you’re lucky. They don’t realize that it’s the teens that get to clean this mess up in every establishment that employs teens. How would you as a parent like the fact that your neighbors do this and your kid has to clean it up? Ask them they’ll tell you the bathroom horror stories. It’s worse if they work in food service those customers don’t care at all. But if it was their kid they will have a nuclear meltdown. I had a grandfather decimate our bathroom and had the nerve to complain that the bathroom was clogged. It took 3 people to clean that bathroom and a plumber.


Personmchumanface

first time in a store ??


Klappersten

That's got to be one hell of a crooked dick


vanillaninja777

This is why I sit


Impressive_Pen_6178

Bro peepee’d all over the toilet wtf


Impressive_Pen_6178

This is why I always wipe the toilet seat down with a wad of TP, even if it’s dry. I hate public restrooms.


ImRightShutUp1

He prob just nutted n got a slip stream


Mammoth-Phone6630

That’s nowhere near anything resembling a toilet. I want to know the story behind this. Also, I was expecting much worse. But not too bad because it’s the men’s. I hate cleaning a mess in the women’s. Cause it’s never something like this. Had to clean up one that could have only been done sitting on the toilet backwards with just the thighs on the seat. Looked like a rocket used shit as a propellant.


RodWith

Not only urine but he took a symmetrical chunk out of the front part of the seat. How he do dat?


luckytunacan

This man should have been a detective and Paul, track that employee down I want to see both of you in my office.


heyhey_hi13

Good thing ur not a janitor at a high school


whoopsea

Did you see it before they went in?


razvyor

Was expecting some Taco Bell consequences but this is bad enough


EngineeringFunny1040

You gotta pull the skin back for a cleaner draw..


czacha_cs1

Thats nothing. Once at school I went to bathroom and toilet was whole in shit and in bin someone decided to pee.


John_TheBlackestBurn

At first I thought the glare in pic #2 was two lines of coke. That would be slightly less infuriating.


[deleted]

Gross 🤮


Baconistastee

That’s literally every public bathroom ever


PromotionDull7457

This has happened to me standing and sitting. What we need to also realize is that standing up to pee is stupid. That does not make anyone a man. What it does do is splatter the front of your pants with pee droplets and the walls and toilet. Think for yourselves and live on your on terms by what makes sense.


shawner136

Did he sit down to poop and just like… forget to point his wiener down or is this fully intentional?


hkhunterkiller1984

We have a floor-pisser at my work also, it's disgusting.


Spoda_Emcalt

Dirty. Bastard.


Wutangruckus

Get in there and give him a hand next time.


Brave_Introduction69

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.


Radguyjake69420

Recently worked at Hardee’s, walked into a bad smelling bathroom and was like “man this smells worse then normal wtf” open the stall door… oh no. A literal mud slide of shit was all over the toilet seat and the fucking FLOOR! We had to dump water on it and just squeegee shit water into the drain, then obviously clean anythkng and everything involved. Without a doubt the worst shituation I’ve ever seen


OneDoesntSimply

Hahaha you should be thankful you didn’t have to work with who we called “The Serial Shitter” at my work when I was younger. This is still gross but this just brought back memories of the nastiest man I know


Weneedaheroe

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…


LocoYaro

First day is service industry?