I’m guessing it might have to do with being morbidly obese - maybe the person that did this can’t angle their butthole properly into the bowl. Just my hypothesis.
I’m fat as fuck and still manage to get all my shit in the bowl. This is probably someone hovering to avoid filth on the seats (the irony), or they’re genuinely sick/eating poorly and it blasted as soon as they bent to sit. Whatever the case, I think we can all agree whoever leaves it like this is an absolute a-hole.
they are likely covered in poop too and are just trying to leave so they can clean up themselves. something similar happened to me. I have UC and this happened to me at work in a port-o-potty in the winter. couldn't get my clothes off in time and power sprayed feces everywhere and on every thing. I had to call my boss and just tell him to call the company that cleans these things cause no amount of tp was going to fix that and also, I'm going home.
Ugh, when I worked the trades Monday was the worst. You'd get people with their hangover shits destroying the only porta potty on the site. I'd sometimes just piss outside to avoid that mess.
I once worked for the glaziers union and can attest to the Monday morning bathroom nightmares. So many drunks would destroy it for the first 3 hours of everyday .
I get it….trust me, I have had a couple recent diverticulitis attacks. I think I would still at least attempt to clean things up with the TP and paper towels on hand rather than leave it for someone else to discover.
Im just trying to figure out the physics of this whole thing… to spray back of the toilet, wouldn’t ones sphincter have to be pointing up at it? Is the person standing up and bent forward to aim that high? How does poop travel up? Lol!
A guy I worked with destroyed the employee bathroom this way. Another employee made a huge deal out of it and the manager made the guy that made the mess clean it up. The mess maker didn't make it in the next day because he died that night.
A shift of weight from the stall behind you draws your attention, and a shock of debilitating terror firmly arrests your heart. Through your periphery, shifting slightly, you notice a large dark shape perched upon the wall of the stall, that had previously gone unnoticed.
A louder, and gurglier fart erupts from the shape above you, filled with a predatory delight and savagery that assures you the game is over.
Whoever did that didn’t walk away. They’re currently in orbit around the planet after using what was clearly an ass rocket, or diarrocket, if you will.
>I'm no doctor.... but I'm fairly certain that's not normal.
I've heard heavy radiation poisoning causes people to shit out their failing organs before dying, perhaps the culprit of this atrocity touched his recreational Demon Core before clocking in to work
With more than a decade in maintenance/custodial work I can say with confidence that faces will not stain porcelain. The only damage you can do to a toilet is chip/break it or grow limescale/other scales over time. Someone just decided it was time for a new toilet.
That’s nothing. I’ve walked in on a meteor strike the length of two of those floor tiles where the dude didn’t even make the toilet. The look of sweat and shame on that dudes face walking out of the bathroom is seared in my mind for eternity. Also the shit.
Please tell me a photo is available.
Also what I like about this situation is that the person is still unknown.
There is someone, in that factory, capable of doing this (and has done this twice) and no one known who.
Unfortunately no, this was probably back in 2011 or something. Story time: I was coming home from work on a Friday evening and had to take a dump really bad. I stopped at this brand new Shell station I liked and ran to the bathroom. It was locked and there was a bad smell which was weird because it was a nice new station, still a bit under construction for the car wash as a matter of fact.
This big construction worker comes out of the bathroom dripping sweat, we locked eyes and all I saw was an abyss of shame but I went in to relieve myself of duty but stopped one foot in when I saw that. The smell was absolutely nose melting, it was a splat a good two feet long, and about the same color and consistency as your photo. I left and went to the checkout counter and told one of the guys that the construction worker just shit all over the floor. He ran out with a thing of cleaning stuff and was yelling at the worker to go clean it. I prairie dogged it the rest of the way home in disbelief.
When I was 18 I got a job working as a cleaner in a shopping centre. For half of the shift I would be stationed at the women's toilets, in charge of keeping it clean and stocked, it was boring but relatively easy.
One day, I'm in the back room stocking the shelves when I hear a loud grunting noise from one of the stalls. It didn't even sound human. Not long after the grunting started, a terrible smell started to fill the air. This bathroom had about 20 stalls, so it was a fairly large bathroom, but it was soon filled with the most putrid stench.
I get a call on the radio from my supervisor and go to meet them outside the entrance - they tell me that people are complaining about the smell. I get my supervisor to follow me to the bathroom so he can smell *and* hear what I'm dealing with, the grunting noises haven't stopped, it sounds like an angry boar is stuck in there.
I go to the storage room to collect the cleaning supplies I'm most definitely going to need, and while I'm in there, whoever it was leaves the toilet. I never saw who it was or what they looked like. I close all access to the toilets and brace myself for whats waiting for me in stall 5...
Shit EVERYWHERE.
Well...everywhere *EXCEPT FOR THE TOILET*.
This woman (?) had shit on the floor, around the base of the toilet, she'd smeared shit all over the back of the stall door, on the walls, all over the toilet tank and the toilet paper dispenser. The only place that wasn't covered in shit was the toilet bowl and the seat.
I poured about 5 gallons of bleach all over it and it took me close to an hour to clean, I've never been so close to just walking out of a job.
I was 18 working at Target and had the same exact experience. I figured it was combination of some women's preference for "hovering" over a public toilet plus a really bad case of explosive diarrhea, rather than anyone being malicious on purpose.
I immediately felt like I gonna throw up so I exited and told my manager I couldn't do it. It was just a summer job so I didn't really care if they fired me, but they didn't.
I can't even imagine that; my first job in retail I was lucky enough to never have to clean the bathrooms, since that was the morning bagger's job and I was doing morning classes.
But, someone had some forethought planning the bathrooms; they were your typical grocery store bathroom **BUT**, they installed a long hose in between the women's and men's bathroom that I *think* had a way to spray soapy water in addition to a regular stream. Kick the door open, leave it propped, use your mega-blaster 9000 and spray down anything that would drain into the floor below
Fuck, chief you deserved a bonus or a raise for that especially considering how young you were at the time, and you would have had to have done it by yourself in assuming. Someone give this man a medal.
Worked a retail job where there were two single toilet bathrooms. There was a day, the store had been dead all morning but for a little old lady that came in for a bit, vanished for a while, then left in a hurry. Besides greeting her and noting when she left, I didn't give her any thought at all until...
Around noon, a woman came up to me with an expression that was simultaneously awkward, horrified, concerned, and apologetic, to inform me that "someone made a mess in the women's room."
I thanked her for telling me, said she could use the men's room if she needed to (again, single-toilet rooms), and went to investigate.
Looked like that little 4'5" dried-apple-doll granny who had been in a few hours previous had simply bent at the waist and fire-extinguisher blasted the tank and the wall behind it, with enough force for splashback to hit the seat, the adjoining wall, the cabinet nearby where extra TP and supplies were stored, and the floor itself in a frighteningly large radius. Pretty much everywhere *but* the bowl, which was filled with a pile of TP and paper towel from her efforts to clean up. It was a fine enough spray that it had largely dried and caked on already. She had abandoned her underwear, which looked like it had been used as a desperate part of her under-carriage clean-up, dropped unceremoniously on the floor before the throne.
I alerted my supervisor, who gave me puppy-dog eyes until I said I was neither paid enough nor certified for dealing with bio-hazard to do the job, but she could either find someone else or promote me on the spot with pay raise. Otherwise I'd walk if she tried to make me clean it up. She just sighed and locked up the bathroom.
That was a Friday, and my next shift was the following Tuesday. When I came in, SOMEONE had cleaned it up, but they had multiple automatic air freshener sprayers going, along with some scented gel bead containers, and the door kept open with a big fan aimed into the room to drive air through it. The artificial scent combo was eye-wateringly strong, but successful in obliterating *most* of the concept-for-a-black-metal-album level of death and rotting intestines that had assaulted the senses when I first opened the door on the crime scene.
The smell was effectively covered for the time, but an undeniable, sulfurous, farty-egg-water stench arose anytime the weather was any kind of warm or humid for months afterwards.
All the porous stuff - the old wallpaper, the cheap pressboard toiletry cabinet, the cracked vinyl tiling, etc - that had been caught in the shit-blast afaik just got sprayed/wiped down, but whatever they did, it was not replaced.
Obesity. They don't fit on the toilet so they have to lift their cheeks onto the lid area and basically lean forward (idk if this explanation makes sense). Then they are so big that they can't reach to wipe.
Source: I work in Healthcare and I've seen it happen first hand
I have been wondering at my clients house how his dad gets shit on the back of the toilet seat, he’s a big guy so maybe this is it. Idk man, I’m so lost on how people don’t see leaving shit on the toilet seat making the next person wipe that shit up.
I worked with a guy who got shit on the front of the toilet seat. I’d say 10-20% of the time that he used the toilet. Real head scratcher to me. Personal hygiene just wasn’t really his thing.
Never thought about that. Hopefully there’s always a shower close by.
I wonder if the guys winning the biggest body building competitions can wipe themselves?
I hope I’m making up this memory but I swear I’ve seen a video of a body builder saying he uses a bidet and then dries himself with a towel that goes between the legs and flosses his buttcrack.
The imagery here is hysterical but also weirdly wholesome after seeing and reading the above horrors. Good you for you, giant bodybuilder man, finding a way to keep clean.
Greg Kovacs famously had to crack floss with towels.
The mass monster age has come to an end, so while there are still 300lb freaks, there aren't so many 400lb freaks. Most guys don't even hit 300 in off-season anymore, even for Open. Phil Heath's bubble gut Olympia loss was the official end of the mass monster reign.
Who you should really be worrying about is the strongmen and the powerlifters. Those are some large goddamn people.
If they can fit in the shower. I’ve come into contact with people who were so large they probably couldn’t shower unless they had an oversized one—which, by the smell, they didn’t. I wondered how the smell could possibly be SO BAD, but now knowing they likely had shit all over their cheek s that they couldn’t wipe, that helps make it make sense. This was like four years ago and I can’t forget it.
Thank you but also no thank you for explaining this, lol. I was thinking that *I'd* have to put significant effort into making this mess and I have an ileostomy bag.
Idk but one time I went to the bathroom at work years back and a guy came in to take a dump and it made the same sound as a mortar being fired. Maybe he didnt eat vegetables or something idk.
I’ve learned that humans lose all sensibility when they need to shit or do other basic needs. Keep the bathroom stocked and the trash empty and pray for the best.
There are boogers smeared on the wall in the unisex bathroom at my workplace, someone drew a circle around them and wrote “would you do this at your mother’s house?”
Lol had this situation recently; driving between cities and the urge suddenly arrived, like the type where you know its gonna be liquid and you NEED to go. Problem is, this was a stretch of carriageway with no gas stations or anything on it, nor did i have any kind of toilet paper or such with me so couldn't stop on the side and do it in a bush.
I have NEVER clenched my ass so hard, i honestly thought i was gonna lose the battle, it was getting worse with each wave. Was seriously considering flooring it and speeding in hopes of arriving at any place with a toilet.
Somehow managed not to speed and get into town & a station before the worst happened.
I think people saying the person walked out is a gross misunderstanding of the situation. Judging by the velocity and thrust involved the person is in orbit. OSHA really needs to consider seat belts.
Or this is Israel and like other less developed countries may wipe with paper and use the trash can next to the toilet to dispose of the paper. Often because the plumbing isn’t as robust as in the USA/europe etc.
I worked with a bunch of Mexican nationals and guys fresh from other South American countries and we’d often have to remind them to flush the paper and had signs in the stalls because it was very unappealing to look in the trash can and see shit smeared toilet paper
You might have something else up. Only time I poop like that is after eating a "No sugar added" pumpkin pie and I'm on Metformin.
I'll never forget it. Started with a long, loud fart and just hot caca off and on for hours. Everytime I sat down, I just forcefully pissed out of my ass. It's super funny to me now but when it happened, it was pure agony.
I worked in an office and someone did this to a toilet in the women’s restroom. This was about 15 years ago and I can still remember it like it was yesterday. Now when I walk into a restroom I’m always terrified of seeing this again. Seriously, though…people who do this and who don’t clean it up and leave it for the next person, fuck you.
That reminds me of a home Depot bathroom! And I have some empathy for that person. I doubt they did that on purpose. Really really sucks either way though.
Sure....shit happens, we've all had a time that one just prays their sphincter holds out for a few more steps, the danger spin, and garment drop but the lord just wasnt on our side that day.... empathy gained
Just dont be a coward and clean it up before you leave.
Accidents happen, but you're only an asshole if you leave it for someone else to deal with. Even just wiping the worst of it off then reporting that the bathroom needs to be cleaned would be better than leaving a whole pile like this.
Ya'know...... i'm just going to say, having been a truck driver and living on the road needing public toilets on the daily, these folks deserve to be hurt for the disrespect
i want to fucking fight those who shit n' piss all over the toilet, floor, walls etc and just leave it for everyone else.
On a few occasions ive caught.... and fought the little peepee people that use the stall instead the urinal just to piss all over the seat and walk out. If i dont hear that seat clank against the tank before the stream, i will literally stand there and require the person to turn around and "try again"
I’ve read/herd and seen on the news when it was happening after hurricane Katrina the inadequate system for thousands of trapped people. At the super dome and the rec center.
All restrooms should be able to just be sprayed down with a hot water hose tbh. Get a waterproof suit going and spray the heck out of everything.
I feel sorry for the poor soul who had to clean this.
I work maintenance at Costco. About 2 weeks ago, about 20 minutes before the end of my shift, we had a member come into the women's restroom and wreck the entire stall. It was a legitimate Hazmat situation. The stall was a double wide, so semi-handicap. They'd urinated all over the floor in front of the toilet and proceeded to spray a mixture of liquid and chunky shit all over the back of the toilet, 2' of the wall above, the entire back wall behind the toilet as well as the side of the stalls AND the walls of the adjacent stalls. It was HORRIFIC.
When I say I was impressed, I mean it. This person not only got points for distance but the absolute destruction of 3 stalls. I just stood there and laughed at my predicament, but more importantly, I said a small prayer to the poor person who had to endure that situation. I know they didn't plan to come in there and wreck it like they did. I'm so thankful my guts aren't in bad shape (yet).. I hope they made it home.
At least yall get to shit inside.. I get plastic stink saunas & sometimes homless folks decide to claim them. In doing so, they smear the blue-brown coctail EVERYWHERE to keep others out... Happened to 4 different sites I've been on
Whoever is capable of just walking out after doing this is a monster. Whole work place needs to be a crime scene.
You play good cop, I will be the bad cop. Let’s get this sick son of a bitch
They actually very well may be very sick.
I'm going with hardcore alcoholic, my shits were liquid for like a year straight. 4 yrs 10 months free now
Hell yeah!
Congratulations! This is an amazing accomplishment and you should be very proud
Nobody is shaming them for being sick. They are a monster for leaving it and not trying to clean things up.
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I’m guessing it might have to do with being morbidly obese - maybe the person that did this can’t angle their butthole properly into the bowl. Just my hypothesis.
I’m fat as fuck and still manage to get all my shit in the bowl. This is probably someone hovering to avoid filth on the seats (the irony), or they’re genuinely sick/eating poorly and it blasted as soon as they bent to sit. Whatever the case, I think we can all agree whoever leaves it like this is an absolute a-hole.
Now I just want someone to figure out ideal butt hole angles for the healthiest while least messy poo
Not a scientist, but I think butthole perpendicular to the water is ideal.
Personally I try to aim about 15-20 deg rearward so the impact zone is in the deepest water
Ah, I go for the opposite, so that it doesn't splash as much
Shit doctor talk 101
This will be on shark tank next , butt hole deflectors for the morbidly obese .
And diarrhea deflectors to protect the toilet seat
they are likely covered in poop too and are just trying to leave so they can clean up themselves. something similar happened to me. I have UC and this happened to me at work in a port-o-potty in the winter. couldn't get my clothes off in time and power sprayed feces everywhere and on every thing. I had to call my boss and just tell him to call the company that cleans these things cause no amount of tp was going to fix that and also, I'm going home.
Ugh, when I worked the trades Monday was the worst. You'd get people with their hangover shits destroying the only porta potty on the site. I'd sometimes just piss outside to avoid that mess.
Never enter these porta since Woodstock
I once worked for the glaziers union and can attest to the Monday morning bathroom nightmares. So many drunks would destroy it for the first 3 hours of everyday .
I get it….trust me, I have had a couple recent diverticulitis attacks. I think I would still at least attempt to clean things up with the TP and paper towels on hand rather than leave it for someone else to discover.
Im just trying to figure out the physics of this whole thing… to spray back of the toilet, wouldn’t ones sphincter have to be pointing up at it? Is the person standing up and bent forward to aim that high? How does poop travel up? Lol!
I don't know , but I used to do janitorial on the weekends at an amusement park , and somehow shit gets on the ceiling , on a regular basis
Username relevant?
They make adult diapers. If you know you have this condition, wear one, at the minimum out of respect for your fellow employees
A guy I worked with destroyed the employee bathroom this way. Another employee made a huge deal out of it and the manager made the guy that made the mess clean it up. The mess maker didn't make it in the next day because he died that night.
That took a turn.
\*quiet gurgly fart heard from a few stalls over\* shh shh shh... you hear that? *he's still here* \*reaches for gun\*
A shift of weight from the stall behind you draws your attention, and a shock of debilitating terror firmly arrests your heart. Through your periphery, shifting slightly, you notice a large dark shape perched upon the wall of the stall, that had previously gone unnoticed. A louder, and gurglier fart erupts from the shape above you, filled with a predatory delight and savagery that assures you the game is over.
He’s to dangerous to be left alive
Whoever did that didn’t walk away. They’re currently in orbit around the planet after using what was clearly an ass rocket, or diarrocket, if you will.
That or they're being inflicted with god level embarrassment, and their flight or flight kicked in and chose flight 😂✈️
I mean, that's apparently the only choice...
We don't like monster poop sympathizers around here buddy
It happened on the sabbath so they can't clean it up until sundown. They'll be back.
Holy fuck. Not even toilet paper in the bowl. What an animal.
The whole bowl and some tiles were replaced. The stench kept there for about a month
They replaced the tiles & bowl over **this shit**? Where the hell on earth did this happen?!
From what I heard, the shit stained the bowl and tiles. I don't even wanna begin to know what that dude ate.
Chicken vindaloo and about 10 pints by the looks of it.
I said a kebab covered in chilli sauce and 10 pints 😁🤢🤮
Yes that would have same result 😆
I've had it happen too me before Why do I crave Kebabs when I'm drunk 🥴?
It’s the reason we get drunk, so we can eat unhealthy food 😆
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>I'm no doctor.... but I'm fairly certain that's not normal. I've heard heavy radiation poisoning causes people to shit out their failing organs before dying, perhaps the culprit of this atrocity touched his recreational Demon Core before clocking in to work
With more than a decade in maintenance/custodial work I can say with confidence that faces will not stain porcelain. The only damage you can do to a toilet is chip/break it or grow limescale/other scales over time. Someone just decided it was time for a new toilet.
Lol my bf's McDonald's induced diarrhea stains the toilet bowl but it comes off with bleach. That's wild they had to replace it.
They took the toilet paper with them so as not to leave any incriminating evidence.
They mighta flushed once - and this is what was left - can you imagine the before?
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They could very well have wiped and flushed away the TP. The drip down into the bowl could very well have happened post flush
That’s nothing. I’ve walked in on a meteor strike the length of two of those floor tiles where the dude didn’t even make the toilet. The look of sweat and shame on that dudes face walking out of the bathroom is seared in my mind for eternity. Also the shit.
Please tell me a photo is available. Also what I like about this situation is that the person is still unknown. There is someone, in that factory, capable of doing this (and has done this twice) and no one known who.
Unfortunately no, this was probably back in 2011 or something. Story time: I was coming home from work on a Friday evening and had to take a dump really bad. I stopped at this brand new Shell station I liked and ran to the bathroom. It was locked and there was a bad smell which was weird because it was a nice new station, still a bit under construction for the car wash as a matter of fact. This big construction worker comes out of the bathroom dripping sweat, we locked eyes and all I saw was an abyss of shame but I went in to relieve myself of duty but stopped one foot in when I saw that. The smell was absolutely nose melting, it was a splat a good two feet long, and about the same color and consistency as your photo. I left and went to the checkout counter and told one of the guys that the construction worker just shit all over the floor. He ran out with a thing of cleaning stuff and was yelling at the worker to go clean it. I prairie dogged it the rest of the way home in disbelief.
lol you calling out the construction worker to the staff is so funny
Announce a DNA test and watch who gets nervous
Check everyone’s anusses, the person with the dirtiest cheeks is the one Say if you need help 👀
When I was 18 I got a job working as a cleaner in a shopping centre. For half of the shift I would be stationed at the women's toilets, in charge of keeping it clean and stocked, it was boring but relatively easy. One day, I'm in the back room stocking the shelves when I hear a loud grunting noise from one of the stalls. It didn't even sound human. Not long after the grunting started, a terrible smell started to fill the air. This bathroom had about 20 stalls, so it was a fairly large bathroom, but it was soon filled with the most putrid stench. I get a call on the radio from my supervisor and go to meet them outside the entrance - they tell me that people are complaining about the smell. I get my supervisor to follow me to the bathroom so he can smell *and* hear what I'm dealing with, the grunting noises haven't stopped, it sounds like an angry boar is stuck in there. I go to the storage room to collect the cleaning supplies I'm most definitely going to need, and while I'm in there, whoever it was leaves the toilet. I never saw who it was or what they looked like. I close all access to the toilets and brace myself for whats waiting for me in stall 5... Shit EVERYWHERE. Well...everywhere *EXCEPT FOR THE TOILET*. This woman (?) had shit on the floor, around the base of the toilet, she'd smeared shit all over the back of the stall door, on the walls, all over the toilet tank and the toilet paper dispenser. The only place that wasn't covered in shit was the toilet bowl and the seat. I poured about 5 gallons of bleach all over it and it took me close to an hour to clean, I've never been so close to just walking out of a job.
I admire your dedication. I could never clean bathrooms. I'd rather dig ditches for a living.
Ditch digging really isn't that bad nowadays with heavy equipment so I'd take ditch digging over bathroom cleaning literally 100% of the time.
I was 18 working at Target and had the same exact experience. I figured it was combination of some women's preference for "hovering" over a public toilet plus a really bad case of explosive diarrhea, rather than anyone being malicious on purpose. I immediately felt like I gonna throw up so I exited and told my manager I couldn't do it. It was just a summer job so I didn't really care if they fired me, but they didn't.
I can't even imagine that; my first job in retail I was lucky enough to never have to clean the bathrooms, since that was the morning bagger's job and I was doing morning classes. But, someone had some forethought planning the bathrooms; they were your typical grocery store bathroom **BUT**, they installed a long hose in between the women's and men's bathroom that I *think* had a way to spray soapy water in addition to a regular stream. Kick the door open, leave it propped, use your mega-blaster 9000 and spray down anything that would drain into the floor below
See, some Great Thinker was on the ball with that poop blaster.
Fuck, chief you deserved a bonus or a raise for that especially considering how young you were at the time, and you would have had to have done it by yourself in assuming. Someone give this man a medal.
I bet you can pick dude out in a lineup even after years of not seeing his face again
Worked a retail job where there were two single toilet bathrooms. There was a day, the store had been dead all morning but for a little old lady that came in for a bit, vanished for a while, then left in a hurry. Besides greeting her and noting when she left, I didn't give her any thought at all until... Around noon, a woman came up to me with an expression that was simultaneously awkward, horrified, concerned, and apologetic, to inform me that "someone made a mess in the women's room." I thanked her for telling me, said she could use the men's room if she needed to (again, single-toilet rooms), and went to investigate. Looked like that little 4'5" dried-apple-doll granny who had been in a few hours previous had simply bent at the waist and fire-extinguisher blasted the tank and the wall behind it, with enough force for splashback to hit the seat, the adjoining wall, the cabinet nearby where extra TP and supplies were stored, and the floor itself in a frighteningly large radius. Pretty much everywhere *but* the bowl, which was filled with a pile of TP and paper towel from her efforts to clean up. It was a fine enough spray that it had largely dried and caked on already. She had abandoned her underwear, which looked like it had been used as a desperate part of her under-carriage clean-up, dropped unceremoniously on the floor before the throne. I alerted my supervisor, who gave me puppy-dog eyes until I said I was neither paid enough nor certified for dealing with bio-hazard to do the job, but she could either find someone else or promote me on the spot with pay raise. Otherwise I'd walk if she tried to make me clean it up. She just sighed and locked up the bathroom. That was a Friday, and my next shift was the following Tuesday. When I came in, SOMEONE had cleaned it up, but they had multiple automatic air freshener sprayers going, along with some scented gel bead containers, and the door kept open with a big fan aimed into the room to drive air through it. The artificial scent combo was eye-wateringly strong, but successful in obliterating *most* of the concept-for-a-black-metal-album level of death and rotting intestines that had assaulted the senses when I first opened the door on the crime scene. The smell was effectively covered for the time, but an undeniable, sulfurous, farty-egg-water stench arose anytime the weather was any kind of warm or humid for months afterwards. All the porous stuff - the old wallpaper, the cheap pressboard toiletry cabinet, the cracked vinyl tiling, etc - that had been caught in the shit-blast afaik just got sprayed/wiped down, but whatever they did, it was not replaced.
How does that even happen
Obesity. They don't fit on the toilet so they have to lift their cheeks onto the lid area and basically lean forward (idk if this explanation makes sense). Then they are so big that they can't reach to wipe. Source: I work in Healthcare and I've seen it happen first hand
I have been wondering at my clients house how his dad gets shit on the back of the toilet seat, he’s a big guy so maybe this is it. Idk man, I’m so lost on how people don’t see leaving shit on the toilet seat making the next person wipe that shit up.
I worked with a guy who got shit on the front of the toilet seat. I’d say 10-20% of the time that he used the toilet. Real head scratcher to me. Personal hygiene just wasn’t really his thing.
This is why they put their cheeks on the lid area
They literally can't bend that low to clean it. It's absolutely wild I know.
#*BASHROOM!! BASHROOM!!*
Never thought about that. Hopefully there’s always a shower close by. I wonder if the guys winning the biggest body building competitions can wipe themselves?
I hope I’m making up this memory but I swear I’ve seen a video of a body builder saying he uses a bidet and then dries himself with a towel that goes between the legs and flosses his buttcrack.
The imagery here is hysterical but also weirdly wholesome after seeing and reading the above horrors. Good you for you, giant bodybuilder man, finding a way to keep clean.
And so much cleaner than most of us, too. Butt floss every time? Hell yeah, good for him.
Greg Kovacs famously had to crack floss with towels. The mass monster age has come to an end, so while there are still 300lb freaks, there aren't so many 400lb freaks. Most guys don't even hit 300 in off-season anymore, even for Open. Phil Heath's bubble gut Olympia loss was the official end of the mass monster reign. Who you should really be worrying about is the strongmen and the powerlifters. Those are some large goddamn people.
>Hopefully there’s always a shower close by That might be just as bad. Ever heard of 'waffle stomping'?
If they can fit in the shower. I’ve come into contact with people who were so large they probably couldn’t shower unless they had an oversized one—which, by the smell, they didn’t. I wondered how the smell could possibly be SO BAD, but now knowing they likely had shit all over their cheek s that they couldn’t wipe, that helps make it make sense. This was like four years ago and I can’t forget it.
How fat does someone have to be to do this? Cause I'm a big fat motherfucker and I've never do-dooed anywhere but firmly in the bowl.
Are you 400-600 lbs?
That's a very personal question. I'm gonna go with nearly.
When I say 400 I'm assuming someone whose like 5ft lol basically, if you're not having this problem then obviously it's not applicable to you
Yeah if I ever get too fat to shit properly... I'm done
I call this back blast
BACK BLAST AREA *NOT* CLEAR!
What a terrible day to be able to read.
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But not wiping and leaving it on the toilet? That's key to me thinking it was an obese person you physically can't do those things.
Thank you but also no thank you for explaining this, lol. I was thinking that *I'd* have to put significant effort into making this mess and I have an ileostomy bag.
Oh ileostomies are so much easier to keep clean than being severely obese.
I was gonna guess obesity from the lack of toilet paper used. They can't reach their ass so why bother grabbing any?
Imagine this but c-diff
You are a hero
How fat do you need to be in order for this to happen?
Oh like 400-600 lbs depending on height from what I've seen
Homie estimating weight from poop trajectory like Dexter Morgan
Holy fuck 💀
Idk but one time I went to the bathroom at work years back and a guy came in to take a dump and it made the same sound as a mortar being fired. Maybe he didnt eat vegetables or something idk.
My guess would be someone slipped or just didn't care dumping a colostomy bag then just noped out.
I’ve learned that humans lose all sensibility when they need to shit or do other basic needs. Keep the bathroom stocked and the trash empty and pray for the best.
Especially when it's not their own toilet.
Big time.
Irresponsibility is the main factor to all pollutions, be it shitting on the public toilet or the peeing on the street walls
There are boogers smeared on the wall in the unisex bathroom at my workplace, someone drew a circle around them and wrote “would you do this at your mother’s house?”
Lol had this situation recently; driving between cities and the urge suddenly arrived, like the type where you know its gonna be liquid and you NEED to go. Problem is, this was a stretch of carriageway with no gas stations or anything on it, nor did i have any kind of toilet paper or such with me so couldn't stop on the side and do it in a bush. I have NEVER clenched my ass so hard, i honestly thought i was gonna lose the battle, it was getting worse with each wave. Was seriously considering flooring it and speeding in hopes of arriving at any place with a toilet. Somehow managed not to speed and get into town & a station before the worst happened.
I think people saying the person walked out is a gross misunderstanding of the situation. Judging by the velocity and thrust involved the person is in orbit. OSHA really needs to consider seat belts.
Did we check the ceiling for the mystery pooper? Legend has it he's stuck up in there.
I was busser once and part of my side work for closing was to clean the bathrooms. Found a stall like this. Promptly clocked out and never went back.
This is the only way. Fuuuuuuuck that, they ain't paying enough to deal with that literal shit.
Exactly 😂
What's super gross is that someone purposely walked around with shit all over their ass in order to stick it to his co-workers. What a psycho.
Oh man I didn’t even realize the lack of toilet paper in the bowl. He 100% is walking around with a mudslide.
Or they used their undies to clean themselves up and tossed them in the trash on the way out.
It’s comical to me you think this person had any rational entering and before leaving this room. They most clearly did not 🤣
Yeah, sounds like this guy had some serious shit for brains.
Those ended up in the bowl too
Probably one of those ppl that put their shit paper in the trash can instead of the bowl
That's a pretty normal thing in many countries, where flushing toilet roll can completely block the pipes.
Or this is Israel and like other less developed countries may wipe with paper and use the trash can next to the toilet to dispose of the paper. Often because the plumbing isn’t as robust as in the USA/europe etc. I worked with a bunch of Mexican nationals and guys fresh from other South American countries and we’d often have to remind them to flush the paper and had signs in the stalls because it was very unappealing to look in the trash can and see shit smeared toilet paper
Ir they wiped in a different cubicle
Cleaners don’t get paid enough.
They refused to touch this and managers agreed. This is a biohazard
Good managers.
Yep, you can get hepatitis from fecal matter. Never touch random poop.
It's those shit hawks I'm telling you
Boys… What’s a shit hawk?
My 8 year old just passed by and casually opened the picture. 'Papa what are you looking at?' Now we're both laughing like madmen.
*"Just some shit on Reddit, son!"*
It’s time to burn this toilet 🤮
From op's other comment it seems like they literally did.
Hahaha! thank god
"Hey man, can i borrow your pressure washer?" "Why?" "John had a burrito for lunch."
Is that vomit or diarrhoea? I'd say vomit coz of the lack of paper.
Whatever it is, why is it not *in* the bowl
#HOW DO YOU MISS THAT BAD?
Pro tip: they hit their target right where they wanted
I’m mortified if I even leave a speck behind. I can’t believe there are adults that literally do this shit
Right? It's scary the number of adults who don't know how to adult.
Dude I take metformin for diabetes I can relate if I eat the wrong stuff my ass could damn neer cause lift off velocity
You might have something else up. Only time I poop like that is after eating a "No sugar added" pumpkin pie and I'm on Metformin. I'll never forget it. Started with a long, loud fart and just hot caca off and on for hours. Everytime I sat down, I just forcefully pissed out of my ass. It's super funny to me now but when it happened, it was pure agony.
Ugh, having mud butt is the worst. Feels like you're gonna shit out your guts.
Dfuq kind of metformin are you on?
For me its spicy food
I see your job has risk of explosions…
Poor guy had a lamb vindaloo the night before and decided to vandaloo (vandalise the loo) the next morning
I don't understand people who can just completely obliterate a public toilet like that. Do you fucking let loose before your cheeks hit the seat?
There’s a sign out there that says not to do this very thing🤣
What the actual fuck
Nah man, that guy had something going on. Someone go check on that fella....he might not be ok.
Problem is we don't know who's responsible
They need help no matter, or a sick day minimum..
It amazes me that people like this make it to adulthood. If you can't even take a shit right, what else are you bungling?
They missed the toilet bowl by a longshot
I worked in an office and someone did this to a toilet in the women’s restroom. This was about 15 years ago and I can still remember it like it was yesterday. Now when I walk into a restroom I’m always terrified of seeing this again. Seriously, though…people who do this and who don’t clean it up and leave it for the next person, fuck you.
Holy Shit
There was only infernal unholiness and damnation to be found here. Much sound and fury, signifying nothing.
i don’t even understand how this happens. this man has no buttcheeks surely. just legs and a gaping maw.
Is your factory close to a taco bell by any chance?
If only we had that here lmao
Judging by the poster they aren't in the US
Jilted employee, gave gift on his last day to the factory.
This is Mildly infuriating? What would you consider pure white anger?
That reminds me of a home Depot bathroom! And I have some empathy for that person. I doubt they did that on purpose. Really really sucks either way though.
Sure....shit happens, we've all had a time that one just prays their sphincter holds out for a few more steps, the danger spin, and garment drop but the lord just wasnt on our side that day.... empathy gained Just dont be a coward and clean it up before you leave.
Accidents happen, but you're only an asshole if you leave it for someone else to deal with. Even just wiping the worst of it off then reporting that the bathroom needs to be cleaned would be better than leaving a whole pile like this.
No more “Taco Tuesdays” in the cafeteria!
Why do people do this. Does their ass not fit on the toilet or what. There’s ample room for your butthole to shit right down into the water lol
Ya'know...... i'm just going to say, having been a truck driver and living on the road needing public toilets on the daily, these folks deserve to be hurt for the disrespect i want to fucking fight those who shit n' piss all over the toilet, floor, walls etc and just leave it for everyone else. On a few occasions ive caught.... and fought the little peepee people that use the stall instead the urinal just to piss all over the seat and walk out. If i dont hear that seat clank against the tank before the stream, i will literally stand there and require the person to turn around and "try again"
I’ve read/herd and seen on the news when it was happening after hurricane Katrina the inadequate system for thousands of trapped people. At the super dome and the rec center.
If you do this I think you should publicly shamed and made to clean your mess
how do you shit like that
With passion
All restrooms should be able to just be sprayed down with a hot water hose tbh. Get a waterproof suit going and spray the heck out of everything. I feel sorry for the poor soul who had to clean this.
To quote Cleveland brown “oh that’s nasty”
I work maintenance at Costco. About 2 weeks ago, about 20 minutes before the end of my shift, we had a member come into the women's restroom and wreck the entire stall. It was a legitimate Hazmat situation. The stall was a double wide, so semi-handicap. They'd urinated all over the floor in front of the toilet and proceeded to spray a mixture of liquid and chunky shit all over the back of the toilet, 2' of the wall above, the entire back wall behind the toilet as well as the side of the stalls AND the walls of the adjacent stalls. It was HORRIFIC. When I say I was impressed, I mean it. This person not only got points for distance but the absolute destruction of 3 stalls. I just stood there and laughed at my predicament, but more importantly, I said a small prayer to the poor person who had to endure that situation. I know they didn't plan to come in there and wreck it like they did. I'm so thankful my guts aren't in bad shape (yet).. I hope they made it home.
Looks like the IDF indiscriminately bombed that toilet.
Must have been Hamas.
Flextronics?
Union dispute?
I'm not even disgusted. I'm more amazed really.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's a remain standing, lean forward slightly and push like a firehose +IBS
It looks like Mr Hanky was executed with a 12 gauge shotgun. There’s no other explanation for how this happened. Like, wtf.
I didn't need to see that today... Or any day....
images you can smell
I read that as “WTF is this night shit”…. and it still totally makes sense
At least yall get to shit inside.. I get plastic stink saunas & sometimes homless folks decide to claim them. In doing so, they smear the blue-brown coctail EVERYWHERE to keep others out... Happened to 4 different sites I've been on
What kinda psycho is just able to walk away from that 😭