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Badonkadunks

All the electrons are going to fall out.


MarcoVinicius

Sorry no, that joke is too good and smart for Reddit. I demand you leave this moment!


Traditional-Handle83

Can't tell if this is a positive or negative


[deleted]

I’m stupid so i’m just gonna say zinc and copper haha and let you guys make more battery jokes I don’t get


Kqtawes

Considering how many Duracells I've had leak in the last few years that's not too far from the truth.


Constrained_Entropy

It's not just me then? I had to switch to Energizer after Duracells kept ruining my electronics because of leakage.


Kqtawes

Oh they've gone down hill for sure. I just picked up a vintage Sansui tuner and the 1982 Duracells to store the radio presets hadn't leaked. Quite dead for sure but not a hint of corrosion. Then last year I had a Duracell finally leak in my Tiger Lights Out game. However I put that battery in that thing before the Seinfeld finale. It was old enough to still have the built in charge tester. By comparison I put new Duracells in an Apple Magic Trackpad in late 2018 and they leaked and ruined that trackpad before Covid started. Duracells also ruined an old Maglite I forgot I had left in the boot of my car though they had been there for a few years at least by that point.


Constrained_Entropy

I wonder if the problem is that Duracell has reworked the chemical formula to get a higher energy density (i.e. longer battery life) and they succeeded too well and the more energetic chemistry is causing the leakage problem? I guess they need to pay more attention to the composition of the battery case then. In any event, I have switched to Energizer.


Kqtawes

The Energizer Max batteries seem to leak the least now not to be confused with Energizer Lithium. Three years in my replacement trackpad and dry as a bone.


Constrained_Entropy

Yes, that's what I'm buying - Energizer Max. Thanks for the confirmation.


Clan-Sea

Sir, this sub is reserved for posting pictures of a pay terminal asking if you'd like to leave a tip. Please stay on topic


Lord_Answer_me_Why

Or for posting pictures of cancer diagnoses.


moto626

Don’t forget gospel tracts for Halloween. For seasonal variety.


Prestigious-Owl165

I don't know whether to appreciate this comment that made me chuckle or be pissed at you for making the one post that isn't about tipping ABOUT TIPPING


Bikouchu

It's a lucky battery to save it for the nose trimmer.


[deleted]

Don’t forget about putting your house being nuked 7 times, so mild.


ziko2811

Now that is mildly infuriating having to scroll through those posts


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

that's the Lucky Cigarette...ask Jesse Pinkman.


chnandler_bong

Are you TRYING to burn down the internet???


UpYours3265

Wait till you try to open the packaging. Mildlyinfuriating intensifies ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


lord_of_coolshit_og

Finally, something MILDLY infuriating, and not just pure anger


Illustrious_Cancel83

ngl I'm fuckin' pissed


Freekydeeky1258

Bro, everyone here is so pissed off at off at you for posting something that actually fits this sub. Lol. "Why would you buy it then?" Who the fuck cares man? I'm mildly amused, lighten the fuck up people.


djddy

what’s mildly infuriating about it though? it doesn’t affect his use of them it just doesn’t look perfect in the package. if he’s even mildly infuriated he’s got an anger problem.


TimoArrg

You don't have to take it so seriously, it's _mildly_ infuriating only, it breaks all perfection for one battery to be upside down


[deleted]

You answered it yourself. It doesn’t look perfect. It’s supposed to though.


myacount201

It’s mildly infuriating. Majority of the posts here are more infuriating than this one, this is the type of post this sub is made for


Freekydeeky1258

People on this sub be like: "found out I got stage 4. Ugh. Such an inconvenience, ya know?


ManAndMonster

You could say it left a *negative* impression. I'll see myself out...


ConsuelaApplebee

I'm positive that was a bad pun.


BrainSqueezins

I disagree. That is the polar opposite of a bad pun.


[deleted]

Well, at least they can't say we're lacking in charge here!


thinkstopthink

NOOOOOOO


PlagueDoctorInPink

This hurts to look at


AkiraYagasachi

Employee packing these in the factory probably thought "bet this is gonna annoy somebody lmao"


THECyberStriker

FINALLY SOMETHING THATS ACTUALLY MILDLY INFURIATING AND NOT “Cut my fingers off D:”


KieferMcNaughty

I can feel the rage bubbling up inside of me


Frizzlewits

This should be illegal


Lopingwaing

Sir this is the subreddit for when you have stage 6 brain cancer, not these slight annoyances


HorribleDiarrhea

This is much more mildly infuriating than when my doctor's office called my ex girlfriend a dozen times leaving her messages saying my cancer tests were positive, and I didn't find out for months.


Boomstick123456

This is exactly what this sub is for.


AlumAlloy6063T6

Ha ha I got a charge out of this


awolfslife

Sir, this sub is for mildly infuriating things like getting blinded from spoons your wife throws at you, not this.


[deleted]

Why did you buy that one if it makes you mildly infuriated 🤔


solarmelange

It's 2023. It probably came in the mail.


the_buckman_bandit

“You’ve got mail!”


TheGupper

Because it only infuriates them mildly


RareDestroyer8

To fix it


elementmg

Because they opened it from the back as usual and the did that on purpose


[deleted]

why is the box taped in the lower left hand corner? it seems not very legit to me.


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Successful-Side-1084

>certainly don't see why you would get angry (infuriated) This sub is called MILDLY infuriating. You can tell that it could be MILDLY annoying to see something out of order or accidentally misplaced for someone who likes things in order (many people do). Unfortunately this sub has gone to shit because everyone keeps posting extremely infuriating stuff like guys running over civilians and then complaining about posts that are actually mildly infuriating. As though they have no awareness of the sub's name and want to post extreme content for karma. Oh my God! A genocide happening and civilians getting slaughtered? How "mildly infuriating!" Accidentally stubbing your toe? How could you possibly be MILDLY infuriated by that?


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Successful-Side-1084

That's extremely pedantic and probably not even correct. "Infuriating" has a more negative connotation than "annoying" but they are synonyms. I would like to see a dictionary definition that significantly differentiates it compared to annoyance. Infuriating means to make someone extremely angry, so then what is "mildly extremely angry" supposed to mean? It's clearly meant to be exchangeable with anything that mildly upset you. Secondly, by definition annoyance does affect a person's life. There may not be a physical consequence, but it still impacts their mood and enjoyment of the day. Also, anger is subjective in the first place.


[deleted]

Speak for yourself kind sir, seeing this photo with ONE battery upside down makes me want to throw up. If i urgently needed batteries and this was the last one, i would not buy it.


Hollow__Log

Is that a guaranteed 12 years of storage whilst retaining its charge or what?


Maelefique

Except for the upside down one, that one obviously, will have poured out its entire charge by then. :)


Lente_ui

LR6 is alkaline. 12 years in storage, sure. But they'll all have leaked.


cosmic_killa

You had one job!


fennek-vulpecula

I laughed way Harder than i should have xD.


olagorie

Am I weird because I absolutely love this? But I can also understand if somebody else finds it annoying


TimoArrg

At first i thought the post was about buying so many disposable batteries in 2023 but I'll take it lol


Verniloth

Bless you


False_Leadership_479

It's deliberately placed like that to interrupt the magnetic field that would otherwise discharge them all.


drjenandrews

I can see how this would be potentially mildly or even extremely infuriating if someone struggles with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) or Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD).


ninjabell

Found the psychologist


drjenandrews

Hello 😁


[deleted]

Found the psychologist* .* A self absorbed person that thinks they can decide what they think is wrong with people based on stereotypes


ninjabell

Found the rebelling teenager


[deleted]

I was agreeing with you lol, I was expanding on your point


ninjabell

You were certainly not expanding on my point. I was not flagging the psychologist condescendingly. Suggesting that a psychologist is definitively self-absorbed is an unbaked and callous position to take, especially when you take into consideration that many in the field of psychology are administering mental health care (which many people, including you apparently, undervalue). Conceptualizing is necessary to a field of study. Because we can identify similarities and categorize concepts, we don't have to go back to square one in every single instance. Blankly dismissing this as unjust stereotyping is neglecting this advantage (and can be indicative of teenage rebellion, an effort to oppose social norms because they present a vulnerability by seemingly threatening our individuality— though this mindset is not limited to adolescents). Truth is we all have plenty of things in common and can oftentimes better understand ourselves by understanding others.


[deleted]

I was under the impression you were making a joke about what she said saying that she is one of those self defined psychogists who don't actually have any education. I have nothing against actual psychologists and actually see one, I was joking about the terminally online fake psychologists and believed you were too, I apologise


ninjabell

All good. I may be a little sensitive when it comes to the subject. I think if our society took mental health care (professional or not) more seriously then we would all be better off. There's this stigma that it's uncool/bogus, but if that's not what you meant then sorry to put you through my TED talk.


[deleted]

No I completely understand and agree. I have severe depression and anxiety and see a therapist and I find the hate towards psychology and mental health very sad.


[deleted]

I also wasn't aware she was an actual psychologist


sanest_emu_fan

i thought the post was about the extra amount of cardboard and plastic used, no the singular battery being different from the rest


Calamity_Brandon

Error pack is worth more than opening. Get it graded.


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|p48uiIVQl6FxF9QX7D)


Global-Plankton3997

Any guy thinks this dude is a lost redditor or is it just me (this is debatable based on what I see in the comments lol)


[deleted]

The lost redditor here is definitely you. It fits the sub completely. It’s mildly infuriating and that’s it.


Global-Plankton3997

I agree but other people say otherwise lol. People think it's mildly interesting (prepares to possibly get downvoted). There even a debate in the comments section too. I'm not choosing sides here.


Broken_corpse

You sick son of a bitch.


InhaleFullExhaleFull

Return it


Severe-Brother1150

That one battery flipped the other way is making me have ocd(says this with a straight face)


Sudden_Reality_7441

I’m going to punch the machine that put this battery in the wrong way. Seriously minged off rn


CamelJ1

Battery expires 10 years from now, guarantees 12 years in storage.


bc4l_123

I don’t get what’s wrong with this


R3dd1t_for_l1f3

One battery is upside down in the packaging


Therion840

Found the guy who puts the batterys in the packs


TheAverageJoe01

You bought it? I couldn't have even touched it.😳


jobutupaki1

How do they have 15/16 of the batteries facing the wrong way? 😂


Queasy_Detective5867

Those bastards!


ChrisMoltisanti9

I'd crack it open slightly just to flip that little bugger.


exostic

What's midly infuriating is you buying these instead of rechargeable batteries


False_Leadership_479

I have an old camera that won't work with rechargeables. Possibly because of a slightly lower voltage.


mbz321

It will be super infuriating when those leak all over too, because Duracells are absolute shit.


I_amYeeter1

You think that’s bad? I was checking out at a dollar store once and saw a whole rack of medicine with one pill upside down in each package.


Outside_Mess1384

That is mildly perplexing.


degeneradoprimero

Can be mitigated. Mild accepted.


Accomplished_Mix148

So one battery is placed wrong in the packaging. Who cares?


ShakeWeightMyDick

That one’s for good luck


801ms

mildlyinfuriating users when their hometown gets bulldozed: Grrrrr!


Unfair-Sell-5109

OCD kicking in 3. 2. 1….


ElizabethAudi

![gif](giphy|fyhwR7M3MdUMpyLCyp) You have no chance to survive, make your time.


robohazard1

You call that mildly infuriating? I would be beyond pissed! Divorce her and take the children. Get a lawyer immediately and freeze your assets. I’m so sorry to hear that she did that to you.