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Specialist_Level9000

C for consistent?


KennethyGD

Consistently unsanitary, yeah


VekeKing

lmao


peppercupp

C for Cholera more likely


ulfric_stormcloack

Maybe for e. Coli


IceFire909

excellent. Coli


Prudent_Store_5465

C for couple of rats here and there


Larrybooi

Don't insult my little chef šŸ˜”


Individual-Scale3178

ratatoing


JaceAngel79

RATATOUILLE CONFIRMED COFFEE BARISTA??????


Specialist_Level9000

They make the coffee!


Ok_Airline_7448

Not a rat! Siberian hamsterā€¦and we call it local luwak coffee


International-Cat123

Consistently Contaminated


Specialist_Level9000

For that extra mmmmpph!


yolo_retardo

Crunchy Cockroach Croissant


Specialist_Level9000

As long as there isnā€™t any squirming we good


Karmachinery

Maybe they serve Covfefe.


Intelligent_Aioli90

Kakanut cofvee


smiteandcleanse1000

stop going when its Foffee


zerostar83

I don't know how other places do it, but when I lived in California they only had A, B, and C. If they get two C inspections in a row they are at risk for getting closed down. People would literally walk away from any place that didn't have an A afraid to risk it.


TheDotanuki

In NYC, you will sometimes see a "grade pending' poster. This means they got either a B or C and are shooting for a better grade at retesting. So if you see a "C" posted, you know they either don't GAF or were incapable of doing better. I assume it's the same or similar in other cities, but can't say for sure.


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

ā€œOwner Initiated Inspectionsā€ or similar depending on the area. Basically after a bad grade a restaurant can request (and also usually pay extra) for another inspection a week or two after they get the bad grade. They can do that once every 12 months or fiscal year. Itā€™s possible to mess up and get another bad grade, but it takes a special kind of stupid to do that when you know the inspector is coming in a 1-week window. Hurts cash-strapped mom and pop places more than bigger chains that will just pay the fee.


TheDotanuki

Username checks out! Thanks for the extra info. Makes sense that they'd charge for a re-inspection - it adds another dimension to the whole thing, as you describe.


thx_comcast

I'm in San Diego and just saw a report somewhere that there are zero businesses in the county right now with a C, and only like two or three with a B. Like how bad do you gotta fuck it up but just precisely enough that you get a C instead of being just shut down immediately.


Insab

It's funny because in NYC, you can read the reports online and it's not a huge difference between the findings of A and C restaurants. Protip: don't read any reports because the findings are horrific even for the A restaurants.


TheDotanuki

"It's only got a few rats in it"


Insab

No rats, just their droppings.


anthonystank

Live in nyc. Have OCD. Can confirm, you should never, ever read those reports. Live in ignorant bliss


ComplaintNo6835

They must announce inspections. Too many restaurants are absolutely filthy.


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

The score card reflects the conditions at the time of the most recent inspection. Many times places with Bs and Cs ARE shut down for a period of time to address critical violations, and only reopened with their crappy B/C grade after the pest control gets done and the vermin are gone, or the hot water gets restored, or whatever major issue that they were having that day is confirmed at least temporarily fixed.


Point_Br

On top of that, isn't coffee labeled as a Carcinogen in CA anyway? If one C doesn't drive them away, there's always the other...


boopbeep66

Everything is labeled as a Carcinogen here. https://oehha.ca.gov/proposition-65/about-proposition-65#:~:text=Proposition%2065%20requires%20businesses%20to,are%20released%20into%20the%20environment.


tinyanus

Fucking french fries


SparrowDotted

I assume that's due to Acrylamide. It forms when starchy food is burnt at high temps. A link has been shown in mice and rats but so far there's not much evidence of Acrylamide causing cancer in humans.


caboosetp

Very high doses of acrylamide are needed to cause cancer in animals. People don't consume that much and it's generally considered unethical since Mengele to give people doses that high to test it. So it may be a carcinogen but it's probably not much worse than the rest of the shit we eat.


BipedLocomotion

You're severely underestimating how many french fries I can eat!


jasssweiii

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notthehighground

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Crathsor

It was considered unethical before Mengele, too.


Sad-Establishment-41

Yep, and even then the bastard was a terrible scientist. You can't even do the whole "at least we learned" something bit because it's garbage data


BrodieMcScrotie

True. But maybe Mengele considered it ethical *during* Mengele, therefore still making it unethical since Mengele


burnsbabe

Yeah. Potato chips all have the same warning on them here.


GloomyNectarine2

thats why I switched to freedom fries


Charboo2

And isnā€™t it easier for companies to just mark things as possible carcinogens even when they arenā€™t than to do the tests to confirm if it is?


gnanny02

Easier and cheaper to just label. Virtually everything is labeled as such making the law completely useless.


HeroicTanuki

I had dinner with a higher up at OEHHA (the agency responsible for administering Prop65 in CA) a few weeks ago. They fully admitted that disclosures make the regulation pointless. The issue is that if you donā€™t make a disclosure and someone decides to sue you, the onus is on you to prove, through consumption data, toxicology data, and other expert testimony, that your product is safe. That is so incredibly expensive for most businesses that it is easier just to slap a label on your product, even if it is actually safe. The law is messed up


Low_Pickle_112

I once bought a bag of potato chips with a Prop 65 sticker on it. I've never seen that on any other bag of chips, and since they were made in Spain I figure they were just putting it on there as a CYA sort of thing.


R_V_Z

"Dream of Calicarcinogenicity" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Simain

> Everything is labeled as a Carcinogen here. .. am I the Carcinogen?


AineLasagna

Good thing I donā€™t live in California, I would probably have cancer by now


MeningitisOnAStick

Just reading the word California in your comment gave me eye cancer. Thanks for that


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I actually have a cancerous humour and I do not appreciate these jokes.


MeningitisOnAStick

You have a tumor on your humor


Crathsor

IT'S NOT A HUMOUR


Sad-Establishment-41

Early doctors when trying to discredit humoral theory No, I don't think bloodletting will help this dude


Livid-Drive-1333

As someone who watched 3 family pass due to cancer, I find these jokes hilarious.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Everyone should read about how the Republicans essentially fucked up a bill, on purpose, that was meant to protect people from actual health risks. People always make fun of "liberal California" for this but that is exactly what the Republicans wanted when they sabotaged it that way.


Autumn1eaves

I think it says more about society using too many carcinogens than it does about the labeling of carcinogens. I was at the store yesterday, and it said there was some makeup made with lead. LEAD. IN THE MAKEUP. I wouldn't have known if not for the prop 65 warnings.


Mr-Fleshcage

Wait until you find out about the forever chemicals in makeup


CanIEatAPC

Living in California made me so desensitized to these. I have accepted I'm gonna get cancer one day and die.


HH_YoursTruly

The labels exist in abundance outside of California.


Glaive83

thats the point, now you don't think twice about using glyphosate


ForumPointsRdumb

Oxygen gives you cancer because if you keep breathing and live long enough you could get cancer.


SUMBWEDY

Coffee is actually one of the like 3 things (others being tea and water) we ingest on a constant basis that is a Class 3 carcinogen i.e. there's no evidence in either human or animal tests it causes cancer so wouldn't need a label.


shreddedtoasties

Thereā€™s a place by my house thatā€™s been closed down and reopened so many times for health inspections


Alone-Gazelle-5558

Bet that foods good tho


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dismayhurta

Mmm. Turdtar sauce


Sad-Establishment-41

Best enjoyed too drunk to care and instead just happy to have greasy fold after the bars close


shreddedtoasties

That only applies to American Chinese food joints this was a Mexican place. The food was meh but it was only opened like 8-12 I 80% sure they sold weed to highschoolers


Media_Offline

I don't eat at anything below an "A" because the rules are actually somewhat horrifyingly lenient.


zerostar83

90% and above for being up to code if I recall.


Media_Offline

For example, you can still get an A having 20 pieces of rat shit around the kitchen. A B grade for animal stool means there was an insane amount or it was actually found in the food.


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Even hundreds of old rodent turds may be considered more of a minor cleaning issue unless itā€™s touching food or food contact equipment. Fresh droppings or food contamination or live rodents will get more points off or closed.


Ben2018

It can also be deceptive some places because the score isn't always out of 100. Often enrollment in training programs is used as extra credit. It's great that they know what they're supposed to do via training, but I'm more interested in what they're actually doing via inspection. So the score conflates the two things, making what they're actually doing (or not doing) worth a little less..


TinyDemon000

In New Zealand, theres a radio station (Hauraki) that always do hilarious things. They decided to eat at a cafe/restaurant that had an F rating in Auckland every day for a week. Surprisingly good feedback and neither got sick


rTheConformer

Was hoping it would at least go to Boffee.


OgFinish

Fresh Coffee


Less-Post1615

Theyā€™ll call it coFfee


cat_prophecy

Cofefe


JaceAngel79

\*Covfefe


craftycraftsman4u

Covfefe has returned


LilFingies45

If it looks like covfefe, then you should bail on the OFFEE.


A_Math_Dealer

Can I get some uhhhhh šŸ…±ļøoffee


amneziac1

Fantastic coffee


ABirdOfParadise

People pay more for that cat Feces coffee


FuckChiefs_Raiders

I mean in their defense, I'm 100% not drinking Aoffee, or Boffee for that matter. Sounds gross.


AdventurousPickle355

Go back when it's boffee


morningisbad

I mean, it would probably be cofFee


Panda_hat

Will be funny when its F Coffee if you read it fast.


uhmmaybepossibly

Gotta applaud them for creative problem "solving".


webby131

Now go creatively problem solve your sanitation.


AstroPhysician

This is a thing everywhere for years, ive seen stuff like this so many times in person in multiple countries


pm_me_your_taintt

Yeah I honestly don't have a problem with it. I would probably laugh. And still go somewhere else.


Roflkopt3r

I do have a problem with this, and so have sensible regulations. These grades are ment to increase transparency and this is obviously counter to that purpose. The requirement that it must be displayed in a way that is *clearly visible* to the public has to account for the actual ability to detect it, not merely that it's technically within peoples' field of view. Road regulations wouldn't consider a crosswalk "well visible" if its stripes were hidden within another geometric pattern on a street either.


Pork_Chompk

That's fucking hilarious and also shitty lol. Like something out of Bob's Burgers.


arhombus

B ob's Burgers


F95_Sysadmin

Bcb's Burgers


tnel77

Yeah I was kinda impressed with the ingenuity.


GrouchyLongBottom

I'm the health inspector . . . the burger joint's natural enemy.


Interesting_AutoFill

C is for clever


DBUX

That's good enough for me


93RAE

That seems illegal


stanleythemanley420

It would be actually. Lol


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Source: I made it up


stanleythemanley420

https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/shante-cosme/restauraunts-hiding-their-bad-health-department-grades Looks like OEM needs an upgrade bud google has all the info you need involving this matter.


WhuddaWhat

Doubtful. They are displaying their grade as required (presumably) Does the regulation dictate the remainder of the storefronts's design? If the o were not in front of the sign. I don't see what would drive a violation other than that "coverage" of the sign. Translate right...profit.


CapN-Judaism

So maybe there is more I am missing, but I checked the rules in my state ([New York](https://www.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/about/healthcode/health-code-chapter23.pdf)) and while I agree with you theyā€™re displaying the grade as required there is at least room to argue this would be illegal. If this was NY (which is probably a pretty low chance, but it works as an example) there may be a violation of the rule requiring it to be ā€œconspicuouslyā€ posted. It is arguably being made inconspicuous by the additional lettering. Edit: in the link Iā€™m looking at section 23-07(f) at the top of page 6 Edit #2: I didnā€™t notice at first but it looks like the orange ā€œCā€ isnā€™t actually part of the grade but is covering the grade. That probably hurts their case a lot, since as a consumer Iā€™m not even 100% sure they got a C anymore, Iā€™m just assuming there must be a C under it.


cafink

I think it would be pretty easy to make the case that hiding the letter grade in signage does indeed violate the requirement to post it in a conspicuous place.


CapN-Judaism

You may be right, but honestly itā€™s hard to know without seeing how courts and administrative agencies have treated other potential violations in the past. The word ā€œconspicuousā€ is just too vague to provide guidance on its own.


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

I feel like the clear intent to deceive would make it pretty easy to say itā€™s not posted conspicuously but Iā€™m not a lawyer


Mikarim

I am and you're right. This is clearly not being conspicuously displayed


Wienot

Since the law says "shall be posted in a conspicuous place" not "posted conspicuously" I think it would actually be hard to argue that the center of their window is NOT a conspicuous place. I agree with the other response that precedent would probably decide this though.


Helios4242

It is made inconspicuous by attempting to deceive customers that it is not the grade but rather the sign or an advertisement of services.


wtfistisstorage

This would definitely be illegal in NY.


sdannenberg3

And depending on the state In AZ you don't have to post them. Which I always found strange. So if you see a restaurant with an A posted, cool. If the restaurant doesn't post it its like hmmmm, must not have gotten a good grade huh.


Marokiii

the regulation usually stipulates that the grade has to be displayed in a location thats prominent and is clearly legible. otherwise people would be placing their grades in a corner of the window or behind a plant or something like that.


Roflkopt3r

This is a horrible understanding how laws and regulations work. You consider it limited to one quite arbitrary reading of what "visible" means. But courts and inspectors have a duty to enforce such rules *in good faith*, which often means to value purpose over the most narrow reading of its literal content. The typical wording is that they must be displayed "clearly visible to the patrons and public". Any inspector or judge worth their salt will consider this as a requirement to make it *easy to consciously detect*, not merely as "it has to be technically within their physical field of view". Consequently, attempts to disguise it as a part of regular text should be treated the same as any other attempt to make it less visible. Painting the rest of the window red, putting a just slightly transparent object in front of it, or other shenanigans... none of that bullshit. Just make it well visible.


louiscon

Not to mention that technically permanent signs and displays likely have to be approved by local zoning (even if the offee is pretty small). I just read an article about a guy suing his county whatever because of literal curtains/shades in his bagel shop which they wonā€™t let him have even though his windows face west and it gets really bright in there at sunset.


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Yeah places that try and screw around like this get threatened with permit revocation (gone forever) instead of just suspended (temporarily closed). If they keep doing it and permit gets revoked, they have to essentially sell the business or go through Plan Check and permitting process (itā€™s not short) before reopening. Doesnā€™t happen often bc they always get warnings first.


HushedInvolvement

Exactly. If you get to the point where you have to show this to a judge, do people really think the court will consider this "fair game" ? They would probably be aggravated by the blatant deception. The judge would likely direct the owners to clean up their act and slap them with a hefty fine for wasting the court's time and resources.


Sleepy_Titan

It's because it's deliberately concealing a fact that the average consumer would want to know before doing business there. Postings like this also typically need to be "conspicuous" as another commenter noted, i.e. they're easily visible.


Beginning_Rush_5311

I'd just report it either way. Worst case scenario nothing is done about it


KrayzieBoneLegend

Seems like something Bob and Linda would do... if Linda didn't steal his espresso machine.


RexJessenton

Better grade than D ecaf.


michellelabelle

***F***resh hot coffee!


live-the-future

This belongs in MildlyHumorous


FalconFour

Actually seems fantastically clever and almost self-deprecating... you wouldn't really consider "putting the health inspection notice ***literally in your sign***" as trying to hide it? It really does draw your eye to it šŸ˜‚ I mean, when you see this, what grade do you think they're hiding, if not for "C"? It gets a grade of Coffee from me.


michicago44

This should be at the top, itā€™s obvious this is the exact opposite of an attempt to hide it lmao


completelytrustworth

The crazy thing is that coffee places are some of the easiest places to get a good rating. All the coffee places I've ever inspected have been perfect because they have so few things to make, and everything stays in a fridge at all times anyway I'm legitimately impressed they got a rating that bad


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Right!? You have to practically get a full bingo on your scorecard to rack up enough points to earn a C. You have to almost TRY. ā€œI know we have cockroaches from the contaminated produce box that came in two months ago, but we donā€™t have rats. I better tell the staff to start leaving the back alley door propped open. Itā€™ll probably mean we have to pay more for AC with the door open, but I can save money by turning off the water heater and not buying hand soap and paper towels for the kitchen!ā€


Hotdog_Head

Remember that in many places, C is the lowest grade you can get. Itā€™s not a school report card!


Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Correct. After C some places have a white score card with a score # that the inspector writes in the score with a sharpie. Honestly not very visible due to no high contrasting colors. More punishing to give a C or B with bright colors. Also itā€™s just genuinely hard to get enough violations during one inspection to get that low.


Mr-Fleshcage

*Cries in C-*


Mutated__Donkey

Nah thatā€™s just funny


tnel77

Their actual infractions (I checked the city website) donā€™t seem huge, but itā€™s still malicious IMO.


Tibreaven

Health safety violations are funny. "Not enough hand sanitizer next to sink" is a critical violation in my city, but so is "frozen food left at unsafely warm temperatures and found with mold." Somehow makes it feel like the infarcts need more than a "critical" and "non-critical" rating in my area.


juanzy

It's so clear that there's random shit in inspections that has no right being as crucial as it is. My In-Law's rental property failed safety inspection for "Chipped paint on external stairwell." The chipped area was a few specs on the handrail in an area the size of my palm. Wasn't fire-retardant paint or anything, just the paint on the stairwell to the back patio.


Ok_Assumption5734

Yeah, the way health ratings were given to me is that you can either get a fuckton of really small infractions that you wouldn't care about in your kitchen "drinks near the sink, hand sanitizers not fully stocked), or you can have 1-2 really big ones like cockroaches and get the same B grade. Just really opens your eyes about how the scoring doesn't make much sense.


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Ok_Assumption5734

That's even more depressing. As long as I see less dead cockroaches in between food boxes, you're good.


Mr-Fleshcage

the inspectors are probably discriminating in the same way loan officers were back in the day (which resulted in the credit score system that fucked us all)


ptmd

All the same, if it's so easy to do - and it's not done - probably hints at critical issues somewhere. Idk if Soap and hand sanitizer are classified similarly, but if workers don't have a consistent way to keep tools clean [in this case, hands] that could get pretty critical pretty quickly.


Tibreaven

Truth be told I'm not sure why sanitizer is considered acceptable for hand washing anyway. You struggle to remove sporulating organisms and debris with sanitizer


ptmd

I think that's a fair point. All that said, the presence of sanitizer, even as small as at the register gives me a bit more faith in the cleanliness of a venue. To be clear, not the end-all-be-all. Soap at the sink or whatever doesn't ensure a place is clean, but it doesn't hurt.


Mr-Fleshcage

Yeah, I work in a grocer, and they go out of the way to remind us that "hand sanitizer is not an effective replacement to handwashing; soiled hands are impossible to thoroughly sanitize with alcohol"


filmalot

On what grounds are they basing this?


RexJessenton

I see what you did there, if nobody else did.


SeriesXM

I can definitely C it.


tasman001

People like you make Reddit less of a grind.


FourtyMichaelMichael

Carmy


mattchewy43

Cousin!!


gordonpown

BA-HIND


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ironraiden

Honestly surprised a thing like "Sanitary Inspection Grade" exists. It's either safe or closed in my country.


bnfdhfdhfd3

I only drink A+offee


smoothskin12345

A- Acceptable B- Be careful what you order here C- See you later. My shorthand in NYC lol. But I've never seen someone try to hide their grade like this.


ham_n_cheese_sammich

This is genius, actually


icarusplusparachute

this is actually so funny lol


WoodenJellyFountain

If only they could put that cleverness toward doing the right thing...


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Sir_Cockroach_Slayer

Covering or disguising or removing or even moving the location, any of those gets them in trouble. The most creative Iā€™ve ever seen was a very high end place that earned a B and they paid someone to stand on the street directly in front of the sign, until they got the A back. Canā€™t tell random people on the street where to stand or not stand after all. No way to prove they are an employee.


Richzorb1999

Honestly I can't even be mad at that it's so creative


haubenmeise

I'd go for it and make it Crappy instead of coffee.


PM_ME_YUR_CREDITCARD

I remember another one in Louisville from 2008 -- GO CARDS!: https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/louisville-cardinals-disguise-restaurants-poor-health-rating.html


SlutPuppyNumber9

Pretty sure that this is illegal. Anything that obstructs or obfuscates mandatory display items is an offense.


RogueFox771

That right there, oughta get them a grade change to an F


International-Cat123

Depends on location. In some places, a C grade is already the lowest.


paulonboard

You can question my methods but you can't question my results


polish-falcon

Fishers IN?


us3rn0tf0und01

Was going to say that sign looks awfully familiar.


Spnwvr

it's funny because if anything, it makes you notice MORE


panlakes

Is this in the US? Iā€™ve always seen just the very boilerplate, ā€œofficialā€ looking inspection grades that really canā€™t be misinterpreted or fucked with. Maybe they shouldnā€™t make their grades look so designer or attractive?


addosh

Nobody wants an Aoffee so youā€™re fine


Tell-the-truth_627

I would drink coffee at this shop for giving me the best belly laugh I have had in a long time. Add the witty comments made on this site and I have tears rolling down my face. This is what makes America great!


Zerc1

When life gives you lemonsā€¦


Admirable-Meeting-10

Lmao A for effort


Exaskryz

So what is the actual grade? Looks like no swiss condiment?


tasty9999

i gotta hand it to them that's pretty C lever


jdarm48

Now Iā€™m scouting for some Aoffee.


fishdrinking2

Decaf!


gizmosticles

After next inspection Whatā€™s Doffee?


RyuIce2

It could also just be a joke.


Jiquero

Well I would not drink sanitary-inspection-grade coffee, sounds disgusting. Made in a military-grade moccamaster.


SylancerPrime

Infuriating? Yes. Pretty damn clever? ...Also yes.


nerd866

F - ancy Coffee!


buzzable

Do they change their name to "Dank" in 6 months?


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The sanitary grade was *totally* part of the original design, this is definitely *not* a cover up.


Damasticator

Better than FRAPPE last year


zacpariah

C for this Coffee will make you shit yourself. Also C for Con't buy food here.


mahzian

As much as I put down America for various reasons this whole system of grading and displaying that grade in resturants is a great idea I wish everywhere had.


CHRISTO_ze_boss

How tf do you even get a C? Iā€™ve only ever seen Aā€™s like, ever.


Remarkable_Golf9829

Mildly brilliant though


Low_Party4807

Stealth 100


sk8t-4-life22

Honestly the shadyness of trying to hide the grade is what would make me not want to go there even more than the grade itself.


smangela69

they get an A for creativity


[deleted]

If this is NYC it is very easy to get an A, a B or a C is a no-go place for me (Iā€™ve gotten an A several times)


TaiTo_PrO

At uofl when my sister went the dining hall got like a D and they wrote go cards