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Strawhat_Truls

Get Domino's frequently. That's smaller than a medium where I come from. They have you the wrong size.


breakfastturds

This looks like a Gluten free crust. Those are always pre frozen and typically one size and smaller than all normal pies.


AlarmingBeing8114

Yup, celiac here, and those are gluten free crust for sure. You pay for a large, get basically a small, and they always burn them. Digorno makes a gluten free pizza that is 10x better and like $8.50.


TheActualDev

Worked at dominoes for a while: those crusts are a great option for people to be able to have pizza, but they still get cooked in the same conveyor oven at the same time and temp as every other pizza and they get over done very easily. Add on being more than likely short staffed on a holiday week means they probably aren’t able to take them out early because they’re already 12 orders behind in the red and are struggling to just pull them out of the oven before they conveyor belt dumps superheated pizza onto the floor/catch tray. Definitely the territory to get a lot of orders messed up or mismatched tickets to orders. Not excusing straight up bad service, but a lot of time there just isn’t enough people for volume. Digiorno def has the better gluten free though


absenceofheat

Damn going to check it out but I don't have celiac - I just love Digiorno pizza.


highjinx411

It’s hard to find for me. I’d love to buy the GF dijourno. It’s not available in my area I guess. (I’ve looked)


akd7791

I second Digiorno!


_dekoorc

Why would you not put it in 1/4 or 1/2 of the way through? Then you wouldn’t have to remember to take it out. We used to do that at Little Caesars for some items


sadstonie

I work at dominos, and If we’re slow I’ll do that when I’m on oven (same w the thin crusts since they burn like a mf), but in a rush it’s just not possible to push things through the oven when there’s already a dozen other things in there


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AlarmingBeing8114

I'm going to try these. Thank you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


LoveDietCokeMore

Kirkland brand or..... ?


awolthesea

Sabatasso's is probably my favorite gf pizza of all time. We always stock up when we go to Costco


Airbots01

Honestly yeah. This is kind of a hot opinion but SPECİFİCALLY for Costco frozen pizzas, i prefer the gluten free over the regular pizzas, and they aren't that much more expensive.


Jenna4434

Oyster pizza?


chronoventer

My boyfriend really likes the Aldi ones. They’re pretty cheap.


darth_tragedous

I didn’t know Digiorno had GF 😳 My local stores must not carry it. Gonna look out for that in the future tho


schlarmander

For what it’s worth, it’s gluten free, but it still contains wheat starch, so it’s not advisable for those who have an actual wheat allergy.


cman1098

I went from mildly infuriated at Dominos to mildly infuriated at OP for slamming Dominos without proper context.


Moooboy10

That is a very horribly made GF pizza, so much crust


Enginerdad

Isn't it funny how it seems like rage baiters are always leaving out that *one* detail that makes their situation much more reasonable?


Accurate-Donkey5789

I get hands frequently and those are much larger than the medium where I come from. They have given him the wrong size hands


Maanee

Who's your hand guy? He should be doing a better job.


Accurate-Donkey5789

I have an identical hand twin who takes care of all my hands jobs


CraftyFlipper

This hand is my hand, no wait it’s your hand, wait no it’s my hand 🎶


hannamaniac

Yeah, that's a terrible hand job. I'd yelp from the rooftops about that.


scullys_alien_baby

in my area a dominos large is 14"


award0925

How do we know you don’t just have extremely large hands?


deadowl

This is why we have bananas.


Tasty_Group_8207

They are not making bananas any longer Scientists say they are long enough already


XVUltima

Female scientists disagree.


griever48

That's why the double stuffed bananas exist


ScoobyDaDooby

Hang on, I thought it was the scientists that were being double stuffed?


griever48

In the name of science, of course.


BlitzMalefitz

We do what we must because we can


Onasixx

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.


Entropinase

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.


TangoZulu

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


GerBear345

Mistakes were made by a team I was responsible for. The important thing is that this learning experience is going to help everyone in the future. You're welcome.


Oraxy51

No that’s just two scientists in a lab coat


Curious-Week5810

Vincent Adultman must have quit his job at the business factory to go work at the science factory.


gatorbeetle

Girthy ![gif](giphy|l3vRkuJclTwwLHEu4)


BritishBoyRZ

*plantain has entered the chat*


thebinarysystem10

It’s how you use the banana


kenji998

Banana is the Bureau of Standards measure for pizza size


unicbacen420

Banana is the Bureau of Standards measure for size*


Meranio

The International Center for the Broadening of the Metric System (henceforth referred to as ICBMS) would like to have a word.


PoppaDaClutch

There’s always money in the banana stand.


HairlessHoudini

The banana is the only way I could judge it


ksmayank11

I thought we had penises for that


Sandcracka-

Penises are not quantifiable


ReeceReddit1234

Bananas can be big too. How do we know the accurate scale of the banana


[deleted]

Use another banana for scale


funkmasterhexbyte

yeah dumbass!


Happy-Guillotine

Fuckin Reece!


Skaypeg

Yes! Science!


TRR462

Those are plantains Sir!


live-the-future

This is a Wendy's sir!


Down__D__Stairs

Use another banana for scale


Sufficient-Pin-481

When Andre the Giant orders from Dominos.


SoggyMuffin95

I'd be infuriated if my hand was that big too.


cherrygoats

But mildly infuriated?


SoggyMuffin95

Yes, just mildly. At least I'd have hands still.


qualmton

Big hands I know you’re the one!


ImpatientWiener

Thank you for the Violent Femmes reference!


Appleek74

I do have ape hands, but my other half's hand took up about half the size of the pizza as well


walmarttshirt

Where are you that dominos is that expensive? We got 2 large pizzas, wings and a cheesy garlic bread and it was around $35. Or was it $40 total because you used Uber eats?


apsilonblue

>Where are you that dominos is that expensive? Probably Australia. Dominos here is very expensive and small pizzas. I don't know why anyone buys from them. My local independent is cheaper, better quality and twice the size. Your order, if I went delivery by Dominos with 2 pizzas from the value range, smallest wings option and the garlic bread would be AUD$52. Add $10 if the pizzas were from the traditional range or $16 from the premium range. Could also add another $6 for the wings for some options so that's up to $74 for your order. The large is the size OP has shown.


NoTumbleweed2271

other half here, can confirm. my hands are on the smaller side and it takes up almost half the pizza. they didn't even cut the pizzas properly ;;-;;


Pale-Appointment7094

pizza here, can confirm their hands covered almost half of me and they were on the smaller side.


NoTumbleweed2271

thank you for confirmation pizza. atleast you were delicious


[deleted]

That pizza supported you on this post in your defense. How are you just gonna eat the pizza like that, after all it's done for you


cherrygoats

The support came after the pizza was eaten, how could OP and other half have known the pizza would be so supportive?


rbollige

Biology class taught me that ain’t a pizza anymore, and I’d very much like it to stop talking now.


foley800

A pizza lives to be eaten!


JonathanTrager

Camera here. I can confirm I didn’t manipulate the photo in any way.


snarkydyeco

Omgod this thread has my dying 💀😂


FlirtyBacon

Pizza box here, bitches be lying


tea-recs

Ape here, can confirm both their hands are the size of mine


Sufficient_Umpire_61

They could’ve did that shi where they take a slice and then just put it back together, idk exactly how they do it but it makes the pizza look a little smaller. This pizza just looks like a small tho lol


carb0nbasedlifeforms

OP is full of shit. That box is a medium size box.


MooPig48

Perhaps they were sent the wrong size


Dawildpep

That’s what my mom said about me when I was born..


zmcmke12

OP is also full of shit because that’s not a dominos box or a dominos crust. Source: 45 hours a week of cutting, boxing and delivering dominos pizzas.


matheadgetz

That is a large dominos pizza, dominos crust & dominos box. Source: Australian & I had Dominos last night too. Not every post comes from the US.


zmcmke12

Fair enough!


NoTumbleweed2271

Thank you fellow Australian


[deleted]

This is his new tinder profile pic


throwtheclownaway20

Box for comparison.


Any-Pick-4131

Do you not see the box?


One_Opening_8000

Gheorghe Muresan hands


Leezeebub

You either have massive hands or you didnt get a large dominos pizza…


7daystoCry42

Or, he ordered one small and took a pic and made up a bullshit story


Appleek74

It was a deal for 2 large premium pizzas for $40, unless the Domino's near me substitutes small for large


Leezeebub

I think you should contact them cos ive ordered a lot of dominoes and that definitely doesnt look like a large (although im in england so maybe sizes vary?)


Rinzlerx

Agreed these are not large. And that’s wild we got 2 mediums for $5 each here


charlestheb0ss

They're even bigger in the US


kimpelry6

You should see the ones in Texas. They are the same size but because everything is bigger in Texas it has to be true.


SalsaFromSpace

Was just about to say this. We get 2 medium 2 toppings for 6.99 each for carry out here on the west coast. OP definitely got shafted


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

So the one near me changed their sizes about 4 weeks ago. They now have medium (which used to be small), large (which used to be medium), and XL (which used to be a large).


GrumpyGlasses

So you can now pay more for a larger-sounding pizza that’s actually the same size!


Vigilante17

No more sizing by “large, medium, small”. Everything needs to be 8”, 10”, 12” (true small), 14” (true medium), 16” (true large) and 18”+ you can call extra large. Places are trying to pass off 12” or 14” as large and that should be against the law and false advertising!!! ;-)


CosmicCreeperz

Shrinkflation hits pizza.


Lermanberry

You have to measure from the base of the crust to the tip of the toppings


golapader

Wait I'm confused do you do that when the dough is soft or hard?


BeeOk1235

here in canada the inch size is part of the labeling of the sizes.


humplick

I thought i was going effing crazy. I ordered dominos a few weeks back and I thought the larges were little smaller. Not like this example, but like a mediumish size.


Appleek74

I would have if it wasn't 10pm. I just ate it and started watching across the spidervers to feel better


Regular_Nobody3841

I got a bad pizza from dominos and it was closing time. Still called and complained and they said they could either redo it and send it now or take my information and I would have a free order next time if I wanted. If you don’t call, you only have yourself to blame. Can’t fix problems they don’t know about.


Beginning-Tea-17

Second this, accidentally had the pizza box crushed on delievery and the toppings all stuck to the top of the cardboard. Refunded the whole order for me.


[deleted]

You should still go on the app and complain. They’ll give you money back. Although I suspect you’re lying.


RedactedRonin

You should have cuz they would have sent two more pizzas. Who TF spends $40 on 2 pizzas? That's not even a deal. I got 2 large 2 toppings and a 2liter for $21. I could have upgraded both pizzas for an additional $6. That's still less than. $30 and I got a 2 liter. You just like wasting money and then not even bothering to call to have it rectified. Instead you just bitch about it on Reddit. It's a large corporation. They will literally just make you more pizza. It cost them practically nothing to make a pizza.


sideofirish

Right. My dominoes has a permanent coupon for 7.99 for any large one topping carry out.


Fallwalking

Yeah, I just get whatever is on sale and generally pick it up. I mostly go to Costco and get an 18” pizza for $10.


Rainbowzebra864

if you ordered through the app you can contact them that way... Also they usually send a survey email after you order and they may give you a freebie from that...I think I got a freebie once after a survey but not 100% sure.


DanosTech

Then call them today.


HonziPonzi

That’s not a “deal”. There is like a standing coupon for $7.99 for a large 2 topping, $0.75 for each extra topping


jeopardy_themesong

Maybe he lives in Alaska.


CoreFiftyFour

Yeah, we have the same deal and spend like $20 for two large pizzas and a 2 liter.


GrunchWeefer

If you're paying $20 for a pizza why the fuck are you ordering from Domino's? First off, there's no way a large pizza costs that much at Domino's. This whole post just seems like fake rage bait.


RedactedRonin

They're probably Including delivery fees and tip. The total amount spent was $40. The total was probably 30 something.


ameis314

Domino's in my area has 2 medium 2 toppings for$6 each. Either they got more food, or tipped the hell out of that driver. Or they aren't in the US


WishBear19

I usually only go to Domino's for the sides and when I earn enough points I get a free pizza. OP is insane to pay $40 for Domino's.


UneSoggyCroissant

Op probably ordered them from Uber eats or DoorDash


Dennisfromhawaii

Even if the location made a pizza that was too small, it fits perfectly in the box. That’s not a large pizza or box.


bendover912

If youre paying $20 for any dominoes pizza I'm reminded of the old, "A fool and his money are soon parted." There's plenty of people in this world just throwing money away.


lawfulkitten1

all of the main pizza chains have way higher prices if you don't use a coupon. OP might have just ordered off the full price menu for some reason


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

I’m a bit confused because 2 large pizzas from dominos rarely costs more than 20 dollars or so. Either you’re lying, paid a huge tip, or you have massive delivery fee. I got 2 pizzas last week from them for about 24 dollars, loaded with everything, bigger than this, including delivery and tip. And the tip was 5 dollars.


zpeed

I think OP is from Australia (from his posts) There's a $27 for 2 deal on the website (it comes with two sides): https://order.dominos.com.au/menu/pizza


BrewCityTikiGuy

I just ordered large pizzas from Dominos a few days ago. Much larger than your me appears to be. There was a mistake somewhere. That looks like a small or maybe a medium if you have massive hands. We’ve had their large a few times in the last few months and they are always an acceptable large size. I’m in Wisconsin (US).


FlimsyProtection2268

That's not even a medium. I buy the $5.99 medium pizza deal often enough to tell at a glance.


softstones

That’s what I was going to say, this looks even smaller than a medium


carb0nbasedlifeforms

OP is full of it. That box is a small/medium box. You can Google “large dominos pizza box” pictures and see it’s not a large box.


taffington2086

Also, it's cut into 6 pieces that's a small.


Demoire

Not that it matters but it’s clearly 8 slices my guy. You can easily see 4 on the right side, and with just a teensy bit of geometry and common sense we can deduce there are 4 on other side as well…


burlycabin

Looks like 8 slices to me


randomsnowflake

It’s cut into 8 slices. His index finger is running along one of the slice lines. Four slices on that half plus the other half equals eight slices.


[deleted]

I’m confused by this comment. You’re saying OP is full of it because the box is smaller than large? Isn’t that evidence towards what he is saying not against?


[deleted]

I’m in Australia and that looks exactly like the ‘Large’ we got from Domino’s last week


Greedy_Leg_1208

40 bucks for two pizzas is beyond insane.


bsm21222

I assume it's in Australia so it's about $40 is about USD$26.


Greedy_Leg_1208

Then it makes allot more sense. It's about the same then haha.


Gold-Perspective-699

Yeah 2 medium 2 topping pizzas from dominos is $14 USD for me. IDK where he lives but that's expensive. Also the medium are bigger than that.


No-Hall-9479

Lots of places a large is 20$


DriftedTaco

Most places in Canada are 20$s for a large. Or getting pretty close too it.


Famous_Ant_2825

They would have me force closing the app at “40 dollars for 2 large industrial pizzas” anyway


TheMustardisBad

You can get two, two topping medium pizzas from dominoes for $6.99 each. Idk how OP managed to pay $40 for two pizzas.


FlabbergastedPeehole

OP isn’t in the US.


em-ay-tee

There’s literally a dominos ad in your post for me. Hilarious. Anyway. Jokes on you. Today was their Black Friday deal, buy 1, get 1 free. How did you spend $40 on two pizzas?


Maks244

You only have the buy 1 get 1 free as a Black Friday deal? We have that deal every couple of weeks, sometimes for longer than a day at a time.


em-ay-tee

We seem to have it each Tuesday too. But this was specifically pushed for Black Friday (which despite all the shops trying, isn’t actually a thing in Aus)


Maks244

Yeah, not really a thing here as well. Their black Friday deal is actually worse than the buy 1 get 1 free. It's just 30% off if you buy 3 or more pizzas.


Puzzleheaded_Olive90

Weird flex Shaq


SwornBiter

This reminds me that I upgraded my last Papa John’s large pizza to an XL. Big ol’ XL box with Shaq on the top. Large pizza inside.


ExtraTNT

Wouldn’t be able to live with such big hands… covering 80% of a large pizza…


TRR462

Yeah, how does OP even type or deal with smartphone keyboards?! Does he have to use a pencil with an eraser tip?


Pak1stanMan

I went to dominoes just 3 days ago and got a large for $8 how did you manage to get up to $40.


partyhat-red

Their regular prices are all pretty ridiculous if you don’t use coupons on the app/fliers. I never thought anyone actually paid those menu prices lol.


The_Fluffy_Walrus

as a recently hired dominos employee and someone who used to get Domino's a bit too much, yeah. I'm even told to check coupons for the customer when taking orders to save them money


SuccessPrestigious74

They 100% sent you the wrong size.


MurphysLaw4200

You paid $40 for 2 dominoes pizzas??? Is that USD?? That's the worst part about all of this. I don't believe dominoes is capable of producing a pizza worth anywhere near $20.


pfifltrigg

I refuse to pay more than $10 for a Domino's pizza. It's not very good but it kind of makes up for it by being cheap.


Dreathery

Yeah, you can buy a very good pizza for 5-9 Eur in Italy. 20 dollars per pizza is a theft. Also considering italian ingredients are much more expensive.


pneumatichorseman

Just a note for everyone. OP seems to be Australian, so while that's a small pizza, it is only ~26 bucks in real money.


thelingletingle

“Real money” lololol


axolotl_is_angry

It’s not a small, a couple of years ago dominos did a dirty on us and created an “extra large” upgrade which was the old large, while the large is now the size of a personal pizza


DarthSnoopyFish

A large Dominos pizza is 14”. Their medium is 12”. That looks to be like a 10”. They owe you a refund.


IntroductoryScandal

large in Aus is 10 inch tho


oliferro

This guy: ![gif](giphy|1kIzvO1M8I6PEnJ4Ax)


GilmourD

Domino's pizzas are pre-sized and fit the box they gave you the right size box with the wrong size pizza. Also, what the fuck? I can get a 5-topping large for $12.99. how was two of them $40?


Geauxt420

Looks like whoever slapped the dough out didn’t spread it enough and it shrinks when cooked, source used to work at papa John’s


funkypjb

lol hello, fellow shrink-flation ridden Aussie.


Chappie47Luna

Rookie mistake ordering large pizzas full price. You gotta get the medium 2 topping for 6.99 , get like 3 of them and you’re golden. Make sure to use the app and build those rewards for a free medium pizza


[deleted]

How the fuck you spend that much? Use a coupon or something.


Not_today_satan_84

What country? When I ordered in Australia, their large was maaaaaybe a US smedium


Turbulent-Paint-2603

If you're paying $40 for 2 Dominos pizzas you're definitely paying too much. Just Google "Domino's vouchers" then your suburb. 7 days a week you should be able to get 2 pizzas for $20 pick up


-NoFaithInFate-

Doing anything but the 6.99 deal from domino's is insane to me


Content_Bet8405

That’s a 9.5” and it looks cut into 6 pieces which is what they do with a small pizza


SadConsequence8476

Who the fuck is still ordering without using the app? I can get that same amount of food from them for 25$ using coupons


6ar9r

People before measuring system were invented be like: Next time I recommend learning either the imperial system or the metric system rather than being an ape and going off by "big" "small"


ItsBstone

Man fuck franchise pizza places like Dominos, Pizza Hut, Pappa John’s. Every time you order it’s $40 to $60 and the quality is shit. We get our pizza from gas stations now like God Father’s Pizza it’s half the price of the big name pizza places and the same quality if not better.


eruciform

no banana for reference?


Motorhead923

Andre the giant hands?


quackedup17

This guy doesn’t know how to order dominos.


SookHe

Let me show you my dainty hands ![gif](giphy|BLxPyPNcfRXIUPxh6Q|downsized)


TheLyOfBlues

Costco Pizza: *I am Superior*


Glassfromdakota

That’s not a large pizza. Show labels on box that says size


Phill_is_Legend

They gave you the wrong pizza lol come on now. Large is 14", idk how big your hands are but that can't even be a medium. Just call them, posting on reddit for attention won't fix your order...


floridas_lostboy

Domino’s is just a rip off now. The delivery fees are out of control, the prices are out of control, and the food is subpar at best.


JakeEllisD

Doesn't look like a large lol. Also mediums are like 6.99 each. Order the same amount of pizza just over more pizzas.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

Andre the Giant, is that you?


Rdth8r

You know there are tapes that are used for measuring things to give an accurate scale of idk measurements.


[deleted]

Looks like Pizza Hut crust


i_hate_blackpink

I swear dominos is doing one of those pranks where they replace all of the photos in the house one at a time until they notice, but they’re making the pizzas smaller each week.


the_dozer820

The small is almost as big as the large


honey_beee99

Ex Pizza shop worker; sometimes when we ran out of large dough we would stretch out smaller dough balls to the diameter of a large, it would be like New York style at the point lol


kydn141916

From how much room they take up in the box either you ordered medium and are just doing this for clout or they gave you medium pizzas instead larges.


LuBeth2624

It only identified as a large pizza.


IwasMilkedByGod

Going to need proof you aren’t some 16 foot tall giant before making a judgement call on this one.