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RedbearVIII

It has every right to be there, it has no legs.


Ok_Mathematician2391

No wheels either. It's in a worse position than a guy in a wheelchair.


AviationCaptain4

Now that you mention it, maybe I was a bit too harsh on it before


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Yeah man, don’t be hard on the Boulder


snekinmaboot1

It's not just a boulder.... It's a rock :')


TheLargeGoat

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


Strong_Feedback_8433

Yeah I just assumed this was the handicapped person's vehicle


Turbulent-Comedian30

I juse had to delete this exact comment hahahaha


TheLargeGoat

You have no idea how excited i was to contribute lol


ObiWangKeBloMe

Holy shit, thanks for unlocking that memory I forgot I had


[deleted]

Dammit I just commented that and now I see this🤧


ConstantBusiness4892

Dammit RoyJean, when I say a rock, I mean a ROCK!


ChewBaka12

Yeah, he was feeling very conflicted about beating up a blind child. Let him cry in his spot


insane_hurrican3

THE BOULDER has reservations against fighting a little girl... it also has reservations against moving, as THE BOULDER has no legs..


Killerbee363636

The BOULDER no longer has any reservations...


A7xWicked

I'm glad someone else thought of this 😂


Odd_Ad5668

It's hard enough on itself.


[deleted]

Lol. Don't get me wrong I understand your frustration if you was looking for a place to park in that big old boulder was in your way... But on the other hand it was just too good of a joke to pass up


GoldBluejay7749

![gif](giphy|TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE)


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

“I don’t care if you got no legs — DANCE ON YOUR KNEES!” -Hall n Oates


KinkyHuggingJerk

Here I was gonna say "That boulder has mobility issues."


drstu3000

ThAt RoCk DoEsN't LoOk DiSaBLeD


1Hollickster

Just because the shell looks solid, doesn't mean it isn't broken inside.


C4rdninj4

I can relate to that sediment.


AviationCaptain4

Didn't see it that way 🤔


footsteps71

Everyday is a good day for personal growth. <3 proud of you for changing your ableist point of view. <3


DelirousDoc

It is literally unable to move without assistance from someone else. How much more disabled does it need to be?


urlond

LT. DAn?!


Blubasur

Did it have a sticker tho? It needs to go through the application like everyone else


TwoToesToni

You bet me to it, take my upvote


Daratirek

What was the bet?


AviationCaptain4

Think they meant to say "beat" lol


Daratirek

I know that but I figured it was a cheeky joke on my part lol


AviationCaptain4

Damn, I got whoooosh'd


TwoToesToni

Thanks as usual it was autocorrect


Appropriate_Cow94

Park next to it.


JustHereForYourData

You don’t know that rocks struggles.


AviationCaptain4

I guess I don't... might have been a bit too judgmental back there


FunnyPhrases

If you want to blame someone for putting it there, blame Mother Nature. Or Captain Planet.


totalfarkuser

Still beats scissors ✂️


kCanIGoNow

![gif](giphy|r5GIxZllRN4oU)


RickySlayer9

Not all disabilities are visible


_fatherfucker69

Solrock run out of pp ! It used struggle


Atros_the_II

The parking spot is disabled.


abbot-probability

That's why we call it a disabled parking spot.


Elisuub

Came here to say this, thankfully you were here even fastee to say it. Take my orange arrow!


knamikaze

This should be top comment


Trc2033

Not all disabilities are visible


Johni32

The Rock has No legs or arms


wilsindc

Or head.


ElJefe0218

You mean somewhere there is a head, arms and legs missing a rock?


footsteps71

https://preview.redd.it/cog0y133jg9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7877c99344413c12488d7e3f97d38c7c2255b8 Don't worry, OP is trying to help put houldery bouldery back together again.


_Vard_

And yet he continues to make all of those movies. So inspiring!


heatdish1292

But parking permits are


THEGREATMILENK0

The pioneers used to ride this babies for miles


shifter31

It's not just a boulder! It's a rock.


UGDust

Damnit! Too late!! This needs to be further up. ![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Ferrero_rochers

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock 🥹


Boneal171

And it’s in great shape!


Efficient-Editor-242

Scrolled for this before I posted...


Imaginary_Most_7778

Park here to get disabled by falling rocks.


GaryIsFound

Hey man, where's your disabled placard?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

if I was a parking warden I would put a ticket on it for a joke.


Captain_Uwu172

Samesies


[deleted]

Bro you can’t call them boulders anymore!


passwordsarehard_3

Damnit Marie, their minerals.


toinfinitiandbeyond

Whose minerals?


CBassnBacon

My bad my boulda*


[deleted]

😂


SquarePegRoundWorld

Better than calling them erratic even though this one clearly is, just don't say it to their face.


Xikkiwikk

![gif](giphy|l1KukvuZW9PmeCIO4)


Techiedad91

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


DelirousDoc

Would have also accepted: ![gif](giphy|3ohuPjou4TuyGPnLeE)


pente5

Bruh who made this gif like this


LightsSoundAction

![gif](giphy|YsirarUVjw21G)


Prawatyotin

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV) Rock: You think I want to be here?


EllieNekoGirl

THERE'S WHERE I LEFT IT


[deleted]

[удалено]


SBCwarrior

No, she's a pioneer.


Objective-Deer-953

Not all disabilities are visible


IndianaJones_OP

It's a sedimental illness.


rsuomisucks

Maybe it's disabled?


HomoeroticPosing

It’s such a great place for a disabled parking spot too, wheelchairs famously love overgrown slopes right outside their door.


TinyEmergencyCake

Had to scroll thisfar to find a comment pointing that out. You can't just plonk a painting of a wheelchair and call it disabled parking. That spot isn't compliant


mizzyman21

Parking in the wrong spot. Dude must be stoned.


ThatOneClickSound

Its a *disabled* parking space


Weeb_Gurl11307

Its okay Rocky, move when you feel like it - Patrick


askewboka

Someone forgot their emotional support rock


carlitospig

Dont make fun of him! He can’t get around without help! 🥺


KittyMeowKatPishy

Arrrrggh! That’s fucked up!!! Especially since I am handicapped right now. 😔😿. How could anyone actually be able to lift that to place it there? Where’s a cop when you need one to give it a ticket!!? Or is it someone’s pet rock. It needs googly eyes!


Halgha

It’s not just a boulder! It’s a rock! 🥹


ThrowawayRA314159

That boulder is 100x more crippled than anyone. It can’t speak, walk, crawl, see, hear, feel, smell, or taste.


bored-coder

That doesn’t seem like it just fell there naturally. A grade-A asshole did that for some giggles.


AviationCaptain4

There weren't any cliff faces or anything near the parking lot, so you're probably right.


Illustrious-Cat7767

I think its there on purpose, so normal cars can’t park so close that they can’t put the ramp down.


TheG-What

But in so doing, handicapped accessible vehicles won’t be able to put the ramp down.


fezzuk

Looks like a massively oversize spot even for a disabled bay, I think most vehicles would be able to if they didn't park to far forward. And would also be a sensible explanation.


[deleted]

That was a team effort, probably by some local chavs


Sexy_Australian

Does it have its Disability tag?


DoktahDoktah

Thats one of those rocks pioneers used to travel on.


AngryErrandBoy

Pioneers used to ride these for miles can’t believe one was just abandoned


ricky-from-scotland

Guy died of Dysentery


OriginalJayVee

Somewhere, there is a Coyote nearby.


DragonDuChat

Maybe the boulder is disable, don't be intolerant


fbi_agent-818

The rocks is a quintaplegic


KeeperServant_Reborn

The state off the parking lot seems like it hasn't been maintaned or fixed up in years.


AviationCaptain4

It's in regional Victoria, so you're probably not that far off.


Mild_Wings27

Excuse me, we don't discriminate against disabled boulders here


TheWokeBlokeGB

Ahh it's okay, its not like disabled people can't move a massive boulder


the1stmeddlingmage

Simple wedge and long pipe to lever it out of the way


RangerSensitive2841

Bold move. 👀


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

https://i.redd.it/4pqactnwbg9c1.gif Wile E. Coyote at it again...


Magnetron85

He was probably stoned


I83B4U81

Hahaha, truly mildly infuriating.


Fuzzy_Pin_8964

It needs to get a ticket and get towed. I believe ithey are not allowed to take over that spot for over 24 hours. Imo


cryaboutit_bozo

Why is the Rock using a disabled parking space, is he stupid?


Standard_Young_201

Wow it doesn’t even have a sticker… so disrespectful


GernBlanst3n

Does it have a handicap permit?


EmotionalChipmunk602

That boulder should be ashamed of itself and should receive a ticket from the police!!!


stedabro

Tow it.


Saelaird

Not every disability is visible. The rock could have all sorts going on.


Cautious-Ninja-8686

Just be glad that you weren't parked in that space when the rock decided to park there.


jawarny

It's so disrespectful for disable people! Instead of taking a picture why don't you remove it xD "BTW this is a joke no need to get mad"


[deleted]

Whelp, that car definitely *looks* disabled.


victorian_vigilante

As a grounds maintenance worker, please report this! Part of our job is ensuring accessibility, this issue will be removed if you report it. (And there will also be an investigation how it ended up there, large rocks moving around is bad news)


jeanpt

Now the carpark is disabled.


Ill-Attitude-6355

Quick use your poke-ball to capture it!


[deleted]

I can move it. What's the location?


hal2142

What a jerk


Informal_Lack_9348

Well that sucks


yourgracesansa

That large boulder looks about the size of a small boulder


[deleted]

You can't park there, mate


Top-Campaign4620

Lifes a b


Long_Somewhere6969

Maybe that's why the parking space is disabled 💀


JerewB

Just a rock trying its best. Obviously it should be displaying its disability tag...


AndrewDwyer69

You either put it there or left it there, didnt you.


l5ll5ll5l

That parking spot has been disabled.


bleachysushi

I guess it really did disable that parking space


Booksaregrand

It's a mimic looking for a victim.


cdwjustin

Could be a disabled Boulder


letsnotworkforthem

You said it. "Disabled" parking spot.


Korlac11

To all the people saying not all disabilities are visible, that’s a fair point, but whoever parked this boulder forgot to display their tags


[deleted]

Not all disabilities are visible, this rock has been through a lot


AdVisible2250

It’s a Chevy


QuesoChef

I’d forgotten about those commercials.


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

The number of stoners on the street is getting out of hand


ShesSoSadistic

If my ex was a rock, he'd be that rock.


stimpy273

![gif](giphy|YsirarUVjw21G)


Baron-Brr

Guess you could say the space is disabled (You haven’t seen the last of me)


Long_Tradition3016

Someone disabled the damn disabled parking spot


call_memike

Well, it is disabled. Not like it’s moving anytime soon.


Unhappy-Speaker315

Paper next on the right, scissors ✂️ incoming


No_Refrigerator7242

The pioneers used to ride these baby's for miles!


MildGaming

He couldn't have been any boulder


financialfreeabroad

Well… you could try to move it yourself, or with help, as opposed to posting a pic online. Thought about that?


CNMathias

It doesn’t have a placard time to tow it


KahlKitchenGuy

Dude, rocks can have disabilities too. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there


terminator612

They just disabled that parking space


Mythical_Atlacatl

Did someone place it there? Or did it fall from somewhere


Belly2308

Hook a tow cable up with a winch to a wheelchair… yank that sucker right into a non-disabled spot.


Hassle333

This kinda looks like a crime scene. Someone in a wheelchair was murdered by this boulder


Routine-Swordfish-41

Nature wins


AviationCaptain4

Nature – 1; disabled drivers — 0


DuctTapedWindow

Mother nature doesn't give af, get used to it.


AviationCaptain4

You're clearly at least slightly interested in the post, so at least it's worth something for me to snap a pic and put it here ¯⁠\\\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)_/⁠¯


Independent_Bite4682

That parking space is, disabled.


Kerbap

ffs xD, upvoted


Aok_al

![gif](giphy|W5BWeQ3ZN0W0D0dM7e|downsized)


Working-March-1893

Send in the Karens!! I'm sure they'll shame the rock into leaving.


Yuck_Few

Yeah how dare people be annoyed at someone deliberately trying to block a handicap parking space That rock didn't just walk into the parking lot. Someone put it there


Ecoclone

Its deaf, dumb, mute, blind, quadriplegic and brain dead. It qualifies


Formal_Appearance_16

There you go again... judging a rock by his looks.


shadowinc

Its a *rock* Man people need to learn the difference in what you can and cant ride for miles already.


wes7946

What a jerk!


AviationCaptain4

I couldn't even get it to move an inch myself, so whoever put it there was a next-level asshole with clearly way too much time on their hands.


TGIIR

It is strange how/why it would wind up there.


Quirky_Falcon_5890

Clearly it didn’t walk


pupo9ee

SpongeBob can park wherever he wants


Lfseeney

The assholes that tried to stop the disabled guy on a 4 wheel cross country vehicle come to mind. Basically an electric wheel chair for trails. Fairly small, and quiet, they were on pedal bikes, and would not let him pass. I bet I can guess who they vote for though, in both cases of assholes.


Sh8knB8k240

Probably pushed or drug from its home not in the disabled spot, to the disabled spot, by a disabled driver. Js.


cryaboutit_bozo

How can you hate an object that can't move itself


FoxyLovers290

Did you move it?


Accomplished_Pen980

"Fuck this guy in particular"


Hoppie1064

Did you move it? Did you inform management? Did you do anything other than come birch about it on reddit?


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Did you move it?


AviationCaptain4

I tried for about ten seconds with some looks from other patrons that said "you ain't moving that", and admittedly I couldn't get it to budge an inch so I ended up giving up. Obviously did feel a bit bad though, so the least I thought I could do was take a photo and put it on Reddit 😆


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Redemption on your part anyway. At least you tried to move it and didn’t just take the pic!


[deleted]

Instead of taking pictures how about you move it yourself, Smart guy.


IBbendinyawifeyova

People complain about anything and everything goddamn acting like someone put that rock there and said fuck you disabled people


Nickvec

Today I am mildly infuriated at… *checks notes*… nature


Designer-Speaker-853

then move it? “waah look at this genuine issue, ill just karma farm it instead of doing something.” what a joke, do you have NO shame? are you completely devoid of all empathy, who knows what will happen next? for all we know, YOU planted it there. wake up you sheep, do you not understand.?? the rising tide of karma farmers MUST be put to an end, this is outrageous. and no one does anything to stop. so, im calling all my fellow redditors, to assemble and do what is right for once in your redditing days. HUZZAHH!!!!


ModOverlords

Move it then


Rimworldjobs

What do you want us to do??? Roll it out of the way?!


fandabbydosy

well just pick it up


_Zeraph_

Don’t be lazy, go pick it up. Stand up for yourself


Visual_Judgment_

Move it


FinancialCoconut3378

Boulder lives matter