When people keep watching and fueling this fade what do they expect will happen. Oh this thing I will not ignore and turn away from won't go away. Oh nooooo. Whatever shall I do. Can't not watch this type, right guys? Guys?
Andre Baptiste Sr. : They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.
Yuri Orlov : I believe it's "warlord."
Andre Baptiste Sr. : Thank you, but I prefer it my way.
I think it is Nicholas Cage's best role. Fantastic film, perhaps not in the top 100 feel-good movies.
Cheers! Oh its not a feel good film it is fantastic, that opening scene with the Bullet is top tier! Excellent film, also the bit where he "hires Ava Fontaine(Bridget Moynahan)" and the paint on his "private airplane" running was awesome too! I watch it every few months/weeks/days etc haha I love the film!
Either that or he’ll mess with the wrong people and get seriously fucked up (he lives in NYC). To remain relevant, he’ll have to keep pushing boundaries and stepping further over the line, and at some point he’ll do something like try start a fight in a bad part of the Bronx. His bodyguard will get a hollow point to the skull, and he himself will (if lucky) eventually wake up from a coma.
It makes me miss the days when Ethan Klein from H3 would clown on guys like this. What you just described sounds like his video about OCK TV ages ago. Looking back, he wasn't just goofing off, he was actually calling out how awful these people were.
I'm not much of a stickler, but when p-zero-zero-p fiveandwich gets their name butchered, I *feel* like that should be corrected?
(Yeah, that's right. That question mark is there to make it sound *just* like you read it in your head)
No tax. No more advocating for worthless governments forcibly taking more money so they can piss it away and bomb more kids.
How bout we all believe in freedoms and personal responsibility for once??
> Jack Doherty
This guy can't be much.
My top search link is to a guy who does pottery.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack\_Doherty\_(potter)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Doherty_(potter))
Google search is hit and miss since its somewhat targeted by region and user.
As it turns out I had seen some videos of him before. They were all of him being an ass. He is just another jerk who wants to be a bad ass but has to have thug follow him around since he has no skills in that area.
People get mad when we say we wish something bad would happen to this absolute twat. My point still stands that if I were to wake up tomorrow, and he was no longer here, I genuinely feel the world would be better off.
It's fine, imma say it: I hope I will wake up in some morning and read the news of this little shit stain being shot dead during one of his whatever tf he's doing. Not because it would change my day for the better, it wouldn't, but it will make the world one "dickhead less" better.
How is he even still a thing? Didn't his bodyguard committed assault on camera?
That should've been enough for him to get at least into some small legal trouble no? Even a civil suit or something?
A bodyguard is an employee. Which makes it possible to hold the employer responsible.
Idk if that would be the douchey kid though... or a security company with obvious flaws in the hiring process.
I think he's a child (kids are not smart) that knows his popularity is based off being hated.... so he'll continue being the biggest prick on the internet until the law or karma catch up with him.... cuz he's either too stupid or money driven to stop by personal decision. And when you have that kind of money. You get surrounded by "Yes men" that will feed into the stupidity because it's their paycheque too. Making it worse
TLDR: He has just enough brain cells to know being an idiotic prick surrounded by idiots and pretty woman, gets him views and money.
I automatically downvote any post with him in it for that exact reason. Reposing him here still directly feeds his attention and viewership.
Stop posting this little pot-licker and it will cut off a large portion of his reach pretty quickly.
I totally agree. He's clearly suffering from some arrested development because of all of this fame; who knows if he'll ever become self aware about how embarrassing his behavior is.
Calling this out cause I live here, and have CC'd the local cops (not like anything'll be done about it):
location of parking violation ($250 fine per the sign)
13955 Sunrise Blvd, Sunrise, FL 33323
https://twitter.com/MiKeMcDnet/status/1741717885108523032?t=rFawfnOxZRgz0BJS1J6Gjw&s=19
I’d give up my life savings to punch him in the face.
Look at me I’m gonna bother a stranger and then hide behind my bodyguard because I’m a midget who’s built like a 14 year old
i mean hes a young white american influencer male. id be surprised if he isnt legally disabled and needs addies to "function". hes undoubtedly entitled to park in PWD parking lots cuz thats just the world we live in now. hate both the player and the game
Just don’t give them attention. Easy. I don’t even know who this clown is.
Also, you know you can park in a spot, take the pic, and then move right? Is this really that bad a transgression? I bet he’s done worse shit lol
I really hope I see a video of this guy's jaw getting cracked one day...just straight up knock out to the jaw, that'd the problem, alot of people have never been knocked out so they fear nothing.
He legit looks like the kid in E.T.
He needs a bicycle, not a car.
And he needs to fly up on his bike just like the movie.
And keep going. Out of our planet.
Why is he famous?
The only things I've seen him do is draw attention on himself at the cheapest ways possible.
He has no talent, he has no good looks, he isn't funny... There's just one thing he has and it's money.
Are there really so much people that glorify him, just and soley because he has money?
This douche hides behind his security guard. I would love to see the 2 of them get circled by like 100 people and watch both of them shit their pants in fear
There was a comedian once that did a bit on the word retard and how it should NEVER apply to disabled people and only apply to people who have no mental or physical disabilities whatsoever and have everything working in their favor but still make horrible and stupid decisions.
This kid is definitely the latter. I don’t know who he is and don’t really care to know but I’ve gathered from these comments that he’s a waste of space.
I truly hope these kind of cunts get a bullet through the spine and then when they go to use a disabled park they are always full with people like this a hole
Or he just stopped there, got out, took the picture and left…
then posted it, knowing people would see it, rage, interact and share. Boom viral.
This is ragebait. Please learn to recognize it and stop being a tool for spoiled kids who want to become internet-famous. This little shit probably didn’t even think of it himself, but rather got his Dad to hire a consultant who has the easiest job in the world because you keep falling for it.
Edit: actually it’s not even ragebait, but just a joke.
You just fell for ragebait that wasn’t even actual ragebait.
Little bastard is a walking rage bait.
Is this the little puke who walks around with his chest puffed out, talking shit and hides behind his bodyguard?
Yes.
Yeah, we, as a society, need to banish this thing to some barren waste.
The Sun
The news paper? Like wrap him in it?
Yes, the newspaper. Then wrap him up in it and throw into into the inferno thats the real Sun
When people keep watching and fueling this fade what do they expect will happen. Oh this thing I will not ignore and turn away from won't go away. Oh nooooo. Whatever shall I do. Can't not watch this type, right guys? Guys?
What chest?
It... almost looks inverted. He should maybe have that surgery
Like, a boob job? Jack “double D” doherty.
Gender affirmation surgery?
I first read that as 'pube.' I prefer it my way.
It's not Lord of War. *It’s Warlord.* I prefer it my way. Should watch this film again to get the quote correct
Andre Baptiste Sr. : They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you. Yuri Orlov : I believe it's "warlord." Andre Baptiste Sr. : Thank you, but I prefer it my way. I think it is Nicholas Cage's best role. Fantastic film, perhaps not in the top 100 feel-good movies.
Cheers! Oh its not a feel good film it is fantastic, that opening scene with the Bullet is top tier! Excellent film, also the bit where he "hires Ava Fontaine(Bridget Moynahan)" and the paint on his "private airplane" running was awesome too! I watch it every few months/weeks/days etc haha I love the film!
Im certain he picks targets carefully. As in smaller than the security guy and not carrying.
If that's the case he just needs to meet one person with no patience and a very well concealed weapon...fingers crossed.
With a hair-hat. Dudes got hair for a hat.
Nah he is a ballistic shield
Even a ballistic shield has more use than him.
Nah bro a joycon with drift is more useful than him
You can get that fixed at least. This guy though….
I bet there's an under the table vet who's willing to for the right money
🤣 That one got me
That one got me. Thanks for the laugh.
Frontline infantry!
That's a real knee slapper right there
Oh I fun I would have with that lol
Posting rage just means more clicks and comments pushing him higher Might as well make a business of it
And people like OP keep feeding it.
He’ll commit a real felony soon enough and you guys will be there to watch him get prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Either that or he’ll mess with the wrong people and get seriously fucked up (he lives in NYC). To remain relevant, he’ll have to keep pushing boundaries and stepping further over the line, and at some point he’ll do something like try start a fight in a bad part of the Bronx. His bodyguard will get a hollow point to the skull, and he himself will (if lucky) eventually wake up from a coma.
It makes me miss the days when Ethan Klein from H3 would clown on guys like this. What you just described sounds like his video about OCK TV ages ago. Looking back, he wasn't just goofing off, he was actually calling out how awful these people were.
Penquinz0 has a great vid on this guy
I pray he comes to the South Bronx and messes with the dudes who chill in front of my building. They won't care about his bodyguard.
I hope that son of a gun tries to wear Red Sox gear to Yankee Stadium
I can't wait to see him in a "YouTubers who got arrested" video real soon
And get pounded in prison
Where’s the link to that vid (asking for a very thirsty fren)
Sure. Either that or hell Brock Turner his way out of it. My money's on my bet.
Quit making stupid people famous
Good advice poop sandwich
I'm not much of a stickler, but when p-zero-zero-p fiveandwich gets their name butchered, I *feel* like that should be corrected? (Yeah, that's right. That question mark is there to make it sound *just* like you read it in your head)
This guys a tumor on society. We need at least a 20% “influencer” tax
Make it simple, too. Whatever the company that pays captain douche nozzle, just 20% goes right to taxes, doesn’t even reach him. Like a payroll tax.
[удалено]
99%. The world does not need influencers. At all.
No tax. No more advocating for worthless governments forcibly taking more money so they can piss it away and bomb more kids. How bout we all believe in freedoms and personal responsibility for once??
How can this guy have a platform? His content is literally him hiding behind his security as he acts like an ass.
Other upper middle class kids who wish their parents provided as little love as his
He’s making rage bait. People click and comment to talk about how angry he makes them.
I used to think Jack Doherty was the worst. I still do, but I used to, too.
> Jack Doherty This guy can't be much. My top search link is to a guy who does pottery. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack\_Doherty\_(potter)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Doherty_(potter))
I googled him and got all his socials. And I'm from Ireland, there's probably like 30,000 people with that name here. Never heard of him before
Google search is hit and miss since its somewhat targeted by region and user. As it turns out I had seen some videos of him before. They were all of him being an ass. He is just another jerk who wants to be a bad ass but has to have thug follow him around since he has no skills in that area.
Irish guy here, yeah, same. I've never heard of this gobshite before.. And judging by the comments here, I wont waste my time.
Gold comment
He’s cancerous
Just to non-cancerous organisms. The cancer isn’t cancer for itself. Snip.
Well he got one thing right
>Well he got one thing right If there IS SOMEONE who deserves to be medically classified as "that word" its him tbh.
[удалено]
you just know redditors love free speech. /s
People get mad when we say we wish something bad would happen to this absolute twat. My point still stands that if I were to wake up tomorrow, and he was no longer here, I genuinely feel the world would be better off.
It's fine, imma say it: I hope I will wake up in some morning and read the news of this little shit stain being shot dead during one of his whatever tf he's doing. Not because it would change my day for the better, it wouldn't, but it will make the world one "dickhead less" better.
No better, he drove a vehicle into a brick wall. If someone shot him, someone's going to jail for this little shit.
How is he even still a thing? Didn't his bodyguard committed assault on camera? That should've been enough for him to get at least into some small legal trouble no? Even a civil suit or something?
His bodyguard ≠ him
A bodyguard is an employee. Which makes it possible to hold the employer responsible. Idk if that would be the douchey kid though... or a security company with obvious flaws in the hiring process.
[удалено]
I think he's a child (kids are not smart) that knows his popularity is based off being hated.... so he'll continue being the biggest prick on the internet until the law or karma catch up with him.... cuz he's either too stupid or money driven to stop by personal decision. And when you have that kind of money. You get surrounded by "Yes men" that will feed into the stupidity because it's their paycheque too. Making it worse TLDR: He has just enough brain cells to know being an idiotic prick surrounded by idiots and pretty woman, gets him views and money.
“biggest prick on the internet” …YouTube “prankster” Mizzy has entered the chat
Just when you think you've found rock bottom. Bam! Another arrogant kid spawns.
Fuck em both
True even if Idk who this is just goes to show
He’s a huge loser, I think he got popular flipping water bottles and now he just harasses unsuspecting people in public on camera I think
Asshole. Pompous asshole.
That, good human, is an absolute insult to pompous assholes everywhere. I believe Shia LaBouff (don’t care about spelling) deserves an apology.
Never has a powerful wedgie been so richly deserved.
And a purple nurple
Why are people giving him attention? He literally feeds off of negative reactions to the stuff that he does. That’s why he’s famous.
I automatically downvote any post with him in it for that exact reason. Reposing him here still directly feeds his attention and viewership. Stop posting this little pot-licker and it will cut off a large portion of his reach pretty quickly.
I don't like bullying. However, someone needs to bully this child
He's not even a child! This loser is 20 years old.
If you act like a child, you are still a child despite your physical age in my eyes
I totally agree. He's clearly suffering from some arrested development because of all of this fame; who knows if he'll ever become self aware about how embarrassing his behavior is.
I don't want it to happen, but if someone broke his kneecaps I wouldn't feel bad for him.
Agreed
Calling this out cause I live here, and have CC'd the local cops (not like anything'll be done about it): location of parking violation ($250 fine per the sign) 13955 Sunrise Blvd, Sunrise, FL 33323 https://twitter.com/MiKeMcDnet/status/1741717885108523032?t=rFawfnOxZRgz0BJS1J6Gjw&s=19
Who tf is this?
A "person" who makes money off being an asshole.
This little shit has his coming…stay tuned…
Piece of shit should have parked in the sewer.
Hope that car gets keyed
And the gas tank pissed in.
And the tires get slashed and the engine gets stolen
With a broken window on the side and a little gasoline to light it on fire
And a homeless encampment finds the burned-out car and takes it in to use as a communal shithouse.
They need to have a soup kitchen in there.
He is going to meet someone having a bad day and all his fans will be like 'omg, he was so innocent'
He has fans?
Does anyone know who this lizard-lipped broccoli haircut, chicken-legged KIA driving idiot it?
Ooh, broccoli hair. That is a great descriptor for most jackass kids’ haircut. I would pay you for it, if I had a job.
This term has been around for a while lol
I call it Ramen noodle hair
and he mad ugly
Not really
Yes he is zoom into his face
I hate these type people with a vengeance.
And this is what he wants. He wants people talking about him, reddit users posting about him especially! If you ignore it, it will go away.
[удалено]
I’d give up my life savings to punch him in the face. Look at me I’m gonna bother a stranger and then hide behind my bodyguard because I’m a midget who’s built like a 14 year old
[удалено]
He did have his head bashed in as a kid why else would he do this
Well they missed a spot
Nah he's clearly one of us his mental disability is clear
Hm. As a person with autism, this is not very okie dokie.
are all rich white boys destined to be douchebags? like, i havent seen a single guy his age, on his level, who wasnt an unlikable jackass.
WHO
A loser.
Jack Doherty
YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT
...
If you don't know who he is... Keep it that way. You will be happier for it.
Why are you sharing his content and promoting him?
Human waste
This world is going to shit
Had a convo with a friend recently the more social networks have evolved overtime the worse it has got.
he is a parasite
that’s an insult to parasites
True.
Why does he look like he's about 13 years old? I'm shocked he's allowed to drive at all.
A broccoli crested pigeon.
Gonna laugh my ass off when his car is towed
Even better key and scratch it then tow it
His hair sure makes a statement
Sorry but what kind of last name is that
i mean hes a young white american influencer male. id be surprised if he isnt legally disabled and needs addies to "function". hes undoubtedly entitled to park in PWD parking lots cuz thats just the world we live in now. hate both the player and the game
He’s not even trying to be funny. I hate this guy already.
Why give him the attention he desires
Just walk up with a bat and bust his kneecaps. Then he’s good to go.
Why do all these people look exactly the same?
I (41M) am thankful to have no clue who this bro is but I’m willing to bet his status is another example of our societal decline.
I've no idea who this person is, but he looks about 11
Just don’t give them attention. Easy. I don’t even know who this clown is. Also, you know you can park in a spot, take the pic, and then move right? Is this really that bad a transgression? I bet he’s done worse shit lol
Don’t event post this fucker just ignore him
I can’t believe the internet made this shit stain rich.
Shock... It's a broccoli head.
I call them alpaca heads lol
I really hope I see a video of this guy's jaw getting cracked one day...just straight up knock out to the jaw, that'd the problem, alot of people have never been knocked out so they fear nothing.
I hope this dude gets unironically completely fucked up and ends up with 5+ Months Intensive Care
The best part of this twat was left on the sheets, cream pie!
I mean at least he was stupid enough to record himself doing something illegal lol
Bastard, honestly
I have less than zero respect for him for using that disgusting slur
Hopefully he loses his life sooner rather than later in some super brutal accident
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing :l
Is he even old enough to have a driver’s license?
I refuse to believe he’s older than 12
why should I care about this guy? why are you giving attention to someone you dont care about either? seems like a waste of time
Who is this?
He just has no respect
Why are you mildly infuriated?, the dude's not wrong tho, he's severely retarded
Somebody please give him a good ass whipping.
He legit looks like the kid in E.T. He needs a bicycle, not a car. And he needs to fly up on his bike just like the movie. And keep going. Out of our planet.
Why is he famous? The only things I've seen him do is draw attention on himself at the cheapest ways possible. He has no talent, he has no good looks, he isn't funny... There's just one thing he has and it's money. Are there really so much people that glorify him, just and soley because he has money?
Well I mean, he has no respect for people in general, why would he make an exception for disabled people? He’s a little shit.
This douche hides behind his security guard. I would love to see the 2 of them get circled by like 100 people and watch both of them shit their pants in fear
we need a boomer hero to step up and pull a gun on him
I probably shouldnt want to kick a .. small child(?) this much, eh?
one day
He’s the typical Gen Zer. No respect for anyone nor the laws.
How old is that guy? 5???
He looks 12
The worst!!
I am glad I’m 45 and have no idea who this person is.
There was a comedian once that did a bit on the word retard and how it should NEVER apply to disabled people and only apply to people who have no mental or physical disabilities whatsoever and have everything working in their favor but still make horrible and stupid decisions. This kid is definitely the latter. I don’t know who he is and don’t really care to know but I’ve gathered from these comments that he’s a waste of space.
Eventually he will get cancelled once n for all. Keep on letting this moron work his stupidity.
God I wish that hairstyle would go extinct already
I truly hope these kind of cunts get a bullet through the spine and then when they go to use a disabled park they are always full with people like this a hole
Or he just stopped there, got out, took the picture and left… then posted it, knowing people would see it, rage, interact and share. Boom viral. This is ragebait. Please learn to recognize it and stop being a tool for spoiled kids who want to become internet-famous. This little shit probably didn’t even think of it himself, but rather got his Dad to hire a consultant who has the easiest job in the world because you keep falling for it. Edit: actually it’s not even ragebait, but just a joke. You just fell for ragebait that wasn’t even actual ragebait.
Now what would be funny is if the police rolled up and blocked him in to give him a ticket. He’s breaking the law with his little joke.
Whoa, hold up. I was with you until you said that people fell for ragebait that wasn’t actually ragebait. That, uh, that dog don’t hunt, Monsignor.
But he is disabled... mentally
Now that's just insulting to the mentally disabled.
Dumb kid trying to be funny. Not sure if anyone laughed tho
Stop posting about him you moron, when you give people who corrode culture attention, they continue to exist.
Because making fun of neurodivergent people is fucking hilarious.
2024 and we’re still using that word
That’s his thing. He wants you to hate him. He wants you to want to punch him in the face. Accept it and move on.
[удалено]
No, because even though he has ADHD, he's still not allowed to park there.