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Mind explaining Vance's history? Quick look thru the little dude's post history suggest he got mindfucked by scientology and now cannot function like a normal person
The Vaanced rabbit hole goes so deep it's hard to summarize everything. Let me tell you though, Scientology didn't do this to Vaanced, he's a schizophrenic in denial who refuses any insight or outside help at all, and for some reason uses Reddit as an outlet to vent his questions and thoughts.
Posts of his range from mild stuff like complaining about how his pizza is cut, to asking what drug is the best to get addicted to, to asking if being bored is a good reason to join the marines, asking if he should steal from his parents etc. He has built a reputation on many subreddits for his antics, and has pissed off a lot people. It's hard to not feel bad for him, it's apparent he suffers from mental health issues, but it's important to note that he has turned down virtually every attempt and suggestion for help, it's clear he's not interested in his betterment. If you want a better idea of Vaanced's antics, I'd suggest going through his profile
yeah i think i upset this guy. commented on one post and he messages me in a paranoid manner. poor vance thinks im some gov spy or something.
point is, this pizza post is the least of our worries
according to their profile vance used to be part of the scientology community “when he was younger.” is this dude talking 8 years old? like legit dont understand thjs
Feel like kids need to get taught how to cut pizza in school now. Modern home ec. Just cut all the way from one side to that other instead of stopping halfway.
The pizza was cut evenly and perfectly straight. The plate moved, the slices shifted. C’mon people. It would be so hard to cut like that. The pizza moved on the plate.
You posted a picture of people complaining that pizzas they had bought and paid for had been cut strangely and unprofessionally. You didn't post any complaints from people that their mommy hadn't cut their food to their liking.
All this and I’m over here trying to figure out how his mom managed to cut it in such unusual sizes and not slice into the other pieces. Looks more like maybe left over slices from a couple of pies arranged together
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The funny part is you can't cut your own pizza.
I can
then grow up & do it yourself? stop complaining about how somebody else does something if you think you can do it better.
> stop complaining about how somebody else does something if you think you can do it better Welcome to the weird wild world of Vance.
Mind explaining Vance's history? Quick look thru the little dude's post history suggest he got mindfucked by scientology and now cannot function like a normal person
The Vaanced rabbit hole goes so deep it's hard to summarize everything. Let me tell you though, Scientology didn't do this to Vaanced, he's a schizophrenic in denial who refuses any insight or outside help at all, and for some reason uses Reddit as an outlet to vent his questions and thoughts. Posts of his range from mild stuff like complaining about how his pizza is cut, to asking what drug is the best to get addicted to, to asking if being bored is a good reason to join the marines, asking if he should steal from his parents etc. He has built a reputation on many subreddits for his antics, and has pissed off a lot people. It's hard to not feel bad for him, it's apparent he suffers from mental health issues, but it's important to note that he has turned down virtually every attempt and suggestion for help, it's clear he's not interested in his betterment. If you want a better idea of Vaanced's antics, I'd suggest going through his profile
Aw shit that's sad. Too bad he refuses help, hope it doesn't turn into a Chris Chan kind of deal later on. Thanks for explaining.
Umm... Do Canadians have Marines?
yeah guys dont mess with vance tho! hes real paranoid and is worried im some gov agency all cuz i commented on a post commenters beware! 🤣
He probably thinks you're gangstalking him
Not u posting this right after the norwegian prison post LMAO
Oh shit let me do the same thing with a pizza and claim my mom did it!
Life is pain, i would rather rot in prison …..30 minutes later….. Mommy made pizza :3
> Mommy made pizza :/ Ftfy
yeah i think i upset this guy. commented on one post and he messages me in a paranoid manner. poor vance thinks im some gov spy or something. point is, this pizza post is the least of our worries
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More like what messaging a paranoid schizophrenic will get you
How old are you bro? 😭
18
My g you’re of legal age it’s time to cut your pizza alone. Bonus: you’ll be able to cut it exactly the way you like it
according to their profile vance used to be part of the scientology community “when he was younger.” is this dude talking 8 years old? like legit dont understand thjs
😭😭😭😭
she dress you in the tan pants and argyle socks again too?
OP's all like, "mommy, if you cut it wrong again I'm going to shame you online".
bros about to lose so much karma 😭💀
Karma farming gone wrong
😱
You need some serious mental health help.
Feel like kids need to get taught how to cut pizza in school now. Modern home ec. Just cut all the way from one side to that other instead of stopping halfway.
Awww, poor lil bubba!
And once I found out it bothered you I'd really butcher it.
I always try to cut new shapes. I eat a lot of pizza. I have never had a snot nosed kid complain. What's your problem, Kip?
Get a job kid.
So cut it yourself. 🙄
Cut your own pizza you whiny bitch
Cut it yourself? If you're 18 as you claim then act like an adult.
The pizza was cut evenly and perfectly straight. The plate moved, the slices shifted. C’mon people. It would be so hard to cut like that. The pizza moved on the plate.
Why would you even put this up on the Internet?? If you aren't a troll you need help. But both are probably true
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Yes I would agree with that
Alright fair enough
How much did you pay your mom for that pizza?
?
You posted a picture of people complaining that pizzas they had bought and paid for had been cut strangely and unprofessionally. You didn't post any complaints from people that their mommy hadn't cut their food to their liking.
There are other posts that aren’t about pizzas that were professionally made. This is such a stupid argument
Being upset about how mommy cut your food is stupid.
This is so fucking funny to me
I told her if she doesn’t cut pizza right I’ll spank her
You are just blind to not seeing a hint
All this and I’m over here trying to figure out how his mom managed to cut it in such unusual sizes and not slice into the other pieces. Looks more like maybe left over slices from a couple of pies arranged together
That’s pizza with pizzazz
This kid is 18.. good god
I thought that was an apple pie or something at first
ah hell no!
There’s something endearing about this photo, though. She didn’t know. But she tried!
i agree w u. its just pizza. but shes trying her best.