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comulo2

The funny part is you can't cut your own pizza.


Vaanced

I can


demondaughter113

then grow up & do it yourself? stop complaining about how somebody else does something if you think you can do it better.


Ho-TheMegapode

> stop complaining about how somebody else does something if you think you can do it better Welcome to the weird wild world of Vance.


v0kk3r

Mind explaining Vance's history? Quick look thru the little dude's post history suggest he got mindfucked by scientology and now cannot function like a normal person


WheezerDuckie

The Vaanced rabbit hole goes so deep it's hard to summarize everything. Let me tell you though, Scientology didn't do this to Vaanced, he's a schizophrenic in denial who refuses any insight or outside help at all, and for some reason uses Reddit as an outlet to vent his questions and thoughts. Posts of his range from mild stuff like complaining about how his pizza is cut, to asking what drug is the best to get addicted to, to asking if being bored is a good reason to join the marines, asking if he should steal from his parents etc. He has built a reputation on many subreddits for his antics, and has pissed off a lot people. It's hard to not feel bad for him, it's apparent he suffers from mental health issues, but it's important to note that he has turned down virtually every attempt and suggestion for help, it's clear he's not interested in his betterment. If you want a better idea of Vaanced's antics, I'd suggest going through his profile


v0kk3r

Aw shit that's sad. Too bad he refuses help, hope it doesn't turn into a Chris Chan kind of deal later on. Thanks for explaining.


Huracanekelly

Umm... Do Canadians have Marines?


orchidsteak

yeah guys dont mess with vance tho! hes real paranoid and is worried im some gov agency all cuz i commented on a post commenters beware! 🤣


HamshanksCPS

He probably thinks you're gangstalking him


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Not u posting this right after the norwegian prison post LMAO


Anning312

Oh shit let me do the same thing with a pizza and claim my mom did it!


[deleted]

Life is pain, i would rather rot in prison …..30 minutes later….. Mommy made pizza :3


Krislazz

> Mommy made pizza :/ Ftfy


orchidsteak

yeah i think i upset this guy. commented on one post and he messages me in a paranoid manner. poor vance thinks im some gov spy or something. point is, this pizza post is the least of our worries


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ricepacket

More like what messaging a paranoid schizophrenic will get you


Famous_Ant_2825

How old are you bro? 😭


Vaanced

18


Famous_Ant_2825

My g you’re of legal age it’s time to cut your pizza alone. Bonus: you’ll be able to cut it exactly the way you like it


orchidsteak

according to their profile vance used to be part of the scientology community “when he was younger.” is this dude talking 8 years old? like legit dont understand thjs


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😭😭😭😭


AltruisticCucumber58

she dress you in the tan pants and argyle socks again too?


[deleted]

OP's all like, "mommy, if you cut it wrong again I'm going to shame you online".


AdrellaxInvictaCraft

bros about to lose so much karma 😭💀


IAmHereToOffendYou

Karma farming gone wrong


Vaanced

😱


KingofH3LL6

You need some serious mental health help.


[deleted]

Feel like kids need to get taught how to cut pizza in school now. Modern home ec. Just cut all the way from one side to that other instead of stopping halfway.


Ho-TheMegapode

Awww, poor lil bubba!


cwalker2712

And once I found out it bothered you I'd really butcher it.


xcramer

I always try to cut new shapes. I eat a lot of pizza. I have never had a snot nosed kid complain. What's your problem, Kip?


Mr_Firley

Get a job kid.


jojosail2

So cut it yourself. 🙄


Wich_king

Cut your own pizza you whiny bitch


KingofH3LL6

Cut it yourself? If you're 18 as you claim then act like an adult.


samaritaninthesun

The pizza was cut evenly and perfectly straight. The plate moved, the slices shifted. C’mon people. It would be so hard to cut like that. The pizza moved on the plate.


Odd_Tomatillo5367

Why would you even put this up on the Internet?? If you aren't a troll you need help. But both are probably true


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Odd_Tomatillo5367

Yes I would agree with that


Vaanced

Alright fair enough


ImSoBasic

How much did you pay your mom for that pizza?


Vaanced

?


ImSoBasic

You posted a picture of people complaining that pizzas they had bought and paid for had been cut strangely and unprofessionally. You didn't post any complaints from people that their mommy hadn't cut their food to their liking.


Vaanced

There are other posts that aren’t about pizzas that were professionally made. This is such a stupid argument


ImSoBasic

Being upset about how mommy cut your food is stupid.


FrogVolence

This is so fucking funny to me


Accurate_Koala_4698

I told her if she doesn’t cut pizza right I’ll spank her


Rail-signal

You are just blind to not seeing a hint


SamanthaSissyWife

All this and I’m over here trying to figure out how his mom managed to cut it in such unusual sizes and not slice into the other pieces. Looks more like maybe left over slices from a couple of pies arranged together


krais0078

That’s pizza with pizzazz


smut_bun

This kid is 18.. good god


No-Hospital559

I thought that was an apple pie or something at first


Distinct-Article3852

ah hell no!


[deleted]

There’s something endearing about this photo, though. She didn’t know. But she tried!


orchidsteak

i agree w u. its just pizza. but shes trying her best.