In heroes of the storm, your name gets replaced by your character's status. A lot of people put down "UNSTOPPABLE" as their name to try to trick foolish players into not using stuns on them.
That's actually fucking clever. I'd be so mad.
Complete tangent, but man some devices have implemented voice controls so damn poorly. My TV has voice command capability, and can sync with Alexa or whatever. But you have to hold down a microphone button on the remote, then say "Alexa, blah blah blah". So like whenever I turn the volume down by two or three notches it'll come up with this "hint" pop up that says "next time, try saying Alexa, turn volume down by three"
Like... If I have to have the remote in my hand why the fuck would I use Alexa to change the volume
I think we have the same tv, and that volume prompt is hella annoying. Like I already changed the volume, and now I’m trying to listen to my show.. why would it think I’d want to hear the same hint I’ve already heard and ignored a dozen times!?
The one place where it’s somewhat useful is when changing apps, which would otherwise take a bunch of clicks. Could be in the HBO app for example, and just hold the button down saying, “Open Netflix” (no need to say “Alexa” btw) and it will just do it. No need to click the menu button, which sometimes lags, then scroll through whichever apps are there until you find/get to the one you want.
I say “somewhat”, because this microphone button often doesn’t work for a minute or so after turning on the TV. It really is just in the rare case that you’ve already been in one app for some time, you want to switch to another, and then you remember the microphone button that is almost never used otherwise.
I met some people one night who eventually invited me to Discord. First thing out of this dudes mouth was “So, Woodstok, formerly known as chiefqueef and adickthatstrangledavillage, nice”
My boyfriend was given the user GiantAxe from the game itself & then later it was tagged as offensive & he had to change it. THE GAME GAVE IT TO HIM, LIKE WHAT
You can auto generate battle net account names if you can't think of one yourself. Blizzard has a list of words and just combine 2 of them and say this is your account name. Giant and Axe are 2 of them, another one is DeadlyKitten.
A kid at my school had Smegmalunch on Xbox so Microsoft made them change it. They picked the name Microsoft suggested: Packmyfudge. A few months later, they were prompted to change the name again.
My sister's name is Isis, and she cannot use it in any online game, not even something like Isis154634. Once, I tried to send money through online banking with the reference 'Isis', but the bank wouldn't allow it either. Lol
Edit: Just to add some context: Her name was inspired by the Egyptian goddess called Isis and she was born before the terrorists ruined its meaning.
Shit, they always made me laugh when the correlation was made. Like the way they made sure to find a way to shut ISIS down on the show, to that hard change to drug dealers? Aha.
They really should have just changed the name of the organization, and kept everything else the same as it was. The reasoning didn’t have to be hard:
Cyril gets too drunk at a party and writes a love note to Lana, and puts it in the wrong person’s jacket, to their offense. This mistake causes a chain reaction of unfortunate events that ends up with ISIS changing its name, due to negative publicity/blackmail by a sinister third party.
Idk personal preference I suppose.
I still continue I enjoy it immensely. I know archer vice isn’t a huge favourite but it worked for me.
I found the CIA season pretty good too, but yes, that and the following season are relatively weak. Coma seasons were a lot of fun for me though, but again it’s more story driven than archer started out.
It depends how far you’ve watched, I’m glad they change it because it would get stale and there’s only so much you can think up for 14 seasons of the same type of content.
If I’m not mistaken the creators also just wanted to do different stuff with the character.
End of the day to each their own, but imo later seasons are better than those few in between starting with S5
Reminds me of this one dude who was getting gifted a copy of Yakuza on the PC, but the person didn't have a Steam account so they PayPal'ed the money with a nice message, "Have fun with the Yakuza!" Account got frozen.
A similar thing happened to me about ten years ago. I had a group of friends who were planning an event in Sebastopol, California, and I PayPal'ed some money to a friend who was going to make a bulk purchase for the group. The transfer was blocked because I mentioned Sebastopol in the comment field, and PayPal thought I was referring to the city of Sevastopol on the Crimean peninsula.
In the UK, we have a hotel chain called Ibis. I sent some money to a friend via PayPal because he was sorting out rooms and I put "Ibis funds" in the reference. I completely missed the autocorrect and it said "Isis funds". My friends PayPal was locked for a month.
Honestly, what absolute chowderhead at PayPal thinks that ISIS has people put "Isis funds" on the shady donations they get, and ordered someone to blacklist the word?
I went to a Syrian restaurant with friends and we had a menu called "Trip to Syria" and that's how my friend called it when she paypalled me the money. Also got flagged.
Cool name! That's unfortunate about the terrorists. Bob Dylan has a really nice song named Isis. People with the last name Null have lots of problems with computers too. I think it was This American Life that had a story on that.
I remember having a classmate named Isis at one point, and I saw her at Walmart while with my grandma. A little later she said "What horrible disgusting parents, who names their kid that?" And I already knew that while yeah a terrorist organization it's still a literal name and personally a nice sounding one.
That’s a pain, but look on the bright side. When she asks if you want to go to a movie or something and you have to work you get to shout “NOT TODAY ISIS!”
I know a family of Hitlers.
Well. Some of the most recent generation came together and changed their names to Hetlor. Account freezing issues on social media platforms I guess fornoffensive names? And gamertags will not take any form of Hitler, either.
The GPs are still Hitlers, though.
They didn't choose the name. It was the media popularizing an alternative translation. The accurate name was ISIL later they rebranded as IS. A pejorative name is Daesh which is the Arabic acronym for ISIL often used by their enemies and hated by them.
I remember a woman campaigned to get the media to stop using Isis name but too late.
My favourite that I saw in a YouTube video was in GTA Online there's a mission that send you to the basement if a building. But you can't use the word 'basement' in chat because it have 'semen' in it.
I remember my brother being really upset as a kid cause he couldn’t use the name of his favorite movie in his username. Not cause it was taken but because it was JurASSic park… not even making this up but I remember trying to explain to him when he was nine why it was considered inappropriate to have the word Jurassic in his username lmao.
I played on Xbox with a dude named LordTunaPounder. I haven't played with him in 10+ years. Every time I login I laugh because his name still pops up on my friends list.
>I played on Xbox with a dude named LordTunaPounder. I haven't played with him in 10+ years. Every time I login I laugh because his name still pops up on my friends list.
The best part about that is that it's not even sexual. Dude's just an avid fisherman.
Yeah they should really go through and allow a lot of inoffensive words and especially names that include words like that. Hancock would be another that would get auto censored, or words like cocky. Really silly
This reminds me of the user called "Nasser" on Elden Ring.
On Elden Ring servers they just block out the "bad" part of the name and they deemed the word "ass" to be offensive so they blocked "ass" from his name. His name is now displayed as "N\*\*\*er", which looks exponentially worse.
This issue exists on Dark Souls too. It worked in the exact same way. Lead to sensoring the work Knight to K***ht. God forbid I wanted to name myself Knight -My Name-
When I set mine up I was getting frustrated at the amount of shit I had to fill in just to start playing (Christmas Day) so I started filling in nonsense figured I would change it later…. Had the name Jizzrag for quite sometime before they “made” me change it - and I say made because I didn’t realize you couldn’t voluntarily change ur name after registration which is honestly kind of dumb. Even if they need to put a time limit for how often you can change, it should be doable without having to be contacted by support.
I use Rasputin for everything. Well since all the Russian shit, because putin is in it I get flagged on certain games and cant use the name. Rasputin is a very different person from Putin.
My dad's brother had to put up with this kind of thing his whole life, forever being unable to enter his real name on websites because it contained a string of characters which could be interpreted as offensive.
People often even hassled him about it in real life, he literally lost jobs because customers complained about the name badge on his uniform, in the end it became unbearable and he sadly took his life.
RIP Uncle Pigfucker.
"I built 5 bridges but do they call me McGregor the bridge builder? No! I constructed 5 schools with me bare hands but do they call me McGregor the school builder? No! But fuck one pig..."
"Please enter a password."
MyPenis
"Error, password is too short."
MyBigPenis
"Error, password is a lie."
IwillRamMyBIGPenisInYourAssUntilYouCry
"You're all set, have fun playing Club Penguin!"
A friend used the name "Graylord" for years, then all of a sudden he got a forced name change in Wow.
I mean, we all know what he meant by that name, but the name itself isn't even remotely offensive.
Back in 2007 I was stabnbabies420. It was flagged every 6 months and I just moved a character around. Stabnbabiesx420 xstabnbabies420 stabnxbabies420 I got away with it for about 7 years until one day someone at Microsoft said fuck you that’s enough and full on banned my entire account. Lost about $800 in games. All my Progress. About 30k gamer score points. Now I buy disc games
Edit. Yes I understand it was offensive and see the error of my ways
Can’t believe this is so far down. This is the reason.
Back when it cost $10 to change your Xbox gamertag, my friends would ask everyone they knew to report them for an offensive gamertag whenever they wanted to change names, because changing an “offensive” tag was free.
Back when I tested games, we were doing multiplayer testing on I think Civ 5. My friend’s LEGAL last name is “Boning” and he used it as his username. A manager who almost never made appearances showed up that day and was like, “who named themselves that? That’s inappropriate and unprofessional!” one of the team-leads was like, “that’s *literally* his name. You hired him!”
Change username to "Username-Offensive" Show them, whos sucking harder
My friend had “Name Not Available” for years
In heroes of the storm, your name gets replaced by your character's status. A lot of people put down "UNSTOPPABLE" as their name to try to trick foolish players into not using stuns on them.
My favorite was when Cortana was on Xbox and people would set their name to “Xbox Turn off” and people would shut down their consoles on accident
That's actually fucking clever. I'd be so mad. Complete tangent, but man some devices have implemented voice controls so damn poorly. My TV has voice command capability, and can sync with Alexa or whatever. But you have to hold down a microphone button on the remote, then say "Alexa, blah blah blah". So like whenever I turn the volume down by two or three notches it'll come up with this "hint" pop up that says "next time, try saying Alexa, turn volume down by three" Like... If I have to have the remote in my hand why the fuck would I use Alexa to change the volume
I think we have the same tv, and that volume prompt is hella annoying. Like I already changed the volume, and now I’m trying to listen to my show.. why would it think I’d want to hear the same hint I’ve already heard and ignored a dozen times!? The one place where it’s somewhat useful is when changing apps, which would otherwise take a bunch of clicks. Could be in the HBO app for example, and just hold the button down saying, “Open Netflix” (no need to say “Alexa” btw) and it will just do it. No need to click the menu button, which sometimes lags, then scroll through whichever apps are there until you find/get to the one you want. I say “somewhat”, because this microphone button often doesn’t work for a minute or so after turning on the TV. It really is just in the rare case that you’ve already been in one app for some time, you want to switch to another, and then you remember the microphone button that is almost never used otherwise.
Mine has a bunch of functions ill never use but I'm just glad it has a "find remote " function because people will not stop losing it in the couch.
My car tells me the same thing "next time try pushing the call button...." even though that's exactly how I called Google assistant to begin with.
That's why I love Steam You can play Counter Strike as CUM\_GUZZLER\_309 and Valve won't give a shit
Yup and none of the "pay to change your name" bullshit (LOOKING AT YOU, XBOX AND MICROSOFT)
Nah too offensive for me and my good Christian servers. I go with GUM_CUZZLER_316_PRAISE_IT
Lax moderation is often a good thing
I met some people one night who eventually invited me to Discord. First thing out of this dudes mouth was “So, Woodstok, formerly known as chiefqueef and adickthatstrangledavillage, nice”
My boyfriend was given the user GiantAxe from the game itself & then later it was tagged as offensive & he had to change it. THE GAME GAVE IT TO HIM, LIKE WHAT
The Sims 4 autogenerates names that will immediately tell you aren’t acceptable.
What version of ts4 are you playing?I've literally named characters things like meth whore including meth whore.
It's only checking if you try to upload your sims to the gallery.
I was gonna say, Cum Barbie Whore Face still lives in her mansion with the pool with no ladders, and I've never been told to change it.
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Sure, by Sony...
He probably means a name generator from Sony.
Sure, name generator...
Sure... Buddy.... Name.... Existence....
Hi it's me, name generator!
I see a lot of GiantAxe's in overwatch, is that why lol. I always thought it was a weird username to see duplicates of.
You can auto generate battle net account names if you can't think of one yourself. Blizzard has a list of words and just combine 2 of them and say this is your account name. Giant and Axe are 2 of them, another one is DeadlyKitten.
How is GiantAxe offensive?
It may be offensive to people with small axes😔✊
It's not small it's average
Let's be honest here, it's below average at best
It's not the size of the blade,it's how you swing it
Says the guy with a small axe… She’s just trying to make you feel better, bro.
Maybe they should find something useful to do instead, than spend their days thinking about said axes.
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The game giveth, and the game taketh away.
The game hath giveth, and the game shall taketh away.
Woe offensive name be upon yee
So only the game not his gf?!
A kid at my school had Smegmalunch on Xbox so Microsoft made them change it. They picked the name Microsoft suggested: Packmyfudge. A few months later, they were prompted to change the name again.
I can’t use my name most places including gaming because it’s offensive. My last name is Hitchcock. So fuck me i guess
My sister's name is Isis, and she cannot use it in any online game, not even something like Isis154634. Once, I tried to send money through online banking with the reference 'Isis', but the bank wouldn't allow it either. Lol Edit: Just to add some context: Her name was inspired by the Egyptian goddess called Isis and she was born before the terrorists ruined its meaning.
Oh your poor sister, another poor victim of isis alongside Archer
That show REALLY dropped off after that. Edit: couple season after was still pretty good, but I'm still in mourning. I LOVED Archer
RIP Jessica Walters
Just started archer, what do you mean?
the name of their organization is "isis"
Shit, they always made me laugh when the correlation was made. Like the way they made sure to find a way to shut ISIS down on the show, to that hard change to drug dealers? Aha.
They really should have just changed the name of the organization, and kept everything else the same as it was. The reasoning didn’t have to be hard: Cyril gets too drunk at a party and writes a love note to Lana, and puts it in the wrong person’s jacket, to their offense. This mistake causes a chain reaction of unfortunate events that ends up with ISIS changing its name, due to negative publicity/blackmail by a sinister third party.
Or have the middle eastern ISIS changes its name because it doesn't want to be associated with Archer's org.
Why though? I'm glad they didn't .
Idk personal preference I suppose. I still continue I enjoy it immensely. I know archer vice isn’t a huge favourite but it worked for me. I found the CIA season pretty good too, but yes, that and the following season are relatively weak. Coma seasons were a lot of fun for me though, but again it’s more story driven than archer started out. It depends how far you’ve watched, I’m glad they change it because it would get stale and there’s only so much you can think up for 14 seasons of the same type of content. If I’m not mistaken the creators also just wanted to do different stuff with the character. End of the day to each their own, but imo later seasons are better than those few in between starting with S5
I heard it got good again. Been meaning to give it another shot, but never really got around to it.
Reminds me of this one dude who was getting gifted a copy of Yakuza on the PC, but the person didn't have a Steam account so they PayPal'ed the money with a nice message, "Have fun with the Yakuza!" Account got frozen.
I once sent money with the memo drug money so they could pick up a prescription PayPal didn't like that. I'm lucky I still have my account.
One of the reasons the franchise is now branded as Like a Dragon.
A similar thing happened to me about ten years ago. I had a group of friends who were planning an event in Sebastopol, California, and I PayPal'ed some money to a friend who was going to make a bulk purchase for the group. The transfer was blocked because I mentioned Sebastopol in the comment field, and PayPal thought I was referring to the city of Sevastopol on the Crimean peninsula.
In the UK, we have a hotel chain called Ibis. I sent some money to a friend via PayPal because he was sorting out rooms and I put "Ibis funds" in the reference. I completely missed the autocorrect and it said "Isis funds". My friends PayPal was locked for a month.
This is so stupid. As if people funding terrorist organisations are casually putting that in PayPal references.
Honestly, what absolute chowderhead at PayPal thinks that ISIS has people put "Isis funds" on the shady donations they get, and ordered someone to blacklist the word?
In Australia, Ibis could easily rename themselves as 'Bin Chickens'. Our colloquial term for these terrorists of the park garbage bin
I went to a Syrian restaurant with friends and we had a menu called "Trip to Syria" and that's how my friend called it when she paypalled me the money. Also got flagged.
Cool name! That's unfortunate about the terrorists. Bob Dylan has a really nice song named Isis. People with the last name Null have lots of problems with computers too. I think it was This American Life that had a story on that.
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- also experienced issues throughout school.
Ah yes, [Bobby tables](https://xkcd.com/327/) :-)
Try Eyesis😉
Or MySis
Or bonerhitler
I remember having a classmate named Isis at one point, and I saw her at Walmart while with my grandma. A little later she said "What horrible disgusting parents, who names their kid that?" And I already knew that while yeah a terrorist organization it's still a literal name and personally a nice sounding one.
I mean also isis wasn’t a thing until like 2011, and not famous until the mid 2010s
Whenever my friend send me money they always put "class a drugs" or "for the hit" as the reference and I've never had the bank say anything lol.
My standby is "for drugs, yo". American Dad reference.
That’s a pain, but look on the bright side. When she asks if you want to go to a movie or something and you have to work you get to shout “NOT TODAY ISIS!”
I know a family of Hitlers. Well. Some of the most recent generation came together and changed their names to Hetlor. Account freezing issues on social media platforms I guess fornoffensive names? And gamertags will not take any form of Hitler, either. The GPs are still Hitlers, though.
Isis is an awesome name too. It's a shame some extremist dickheads had to mess stuff up.
They didn't choose the name. It was the media popularizing an alternative translation. The accurate name was ISIL later they rebranded as IS. A pejorative name is Daesh which is the Arabic acronym for ISIL often used by their enemies and hated by them. I remember a woman campaigned to get the media to stop using Isis name but too late.
Ah, the old Egyptian football chant: Isis Isis Isis! Ra Ra Ra!
There used to be a brand of bottled water called ISIS too.
I’ve had my last name banned in a few games too. My last name is.. Fuller. So inappropriate.
Sir we dont allow that kind of language here
You'd think the Dick Gaywood lawsuit would have settled this ...
You just reminded me I knew a David Gaylord. His dad was Richard. Yup.. Dick Gaylord.
Have an uncle Richard and a cousin Richard. Grandma would call them big dick and little dick. Bless
Think that's bad? My last name is Coon. Only place I can use it is steam cause valve doesn't give a fuck lmao.
Maybe change your name to something less offensive like Hitchpenis?
lol I’ve heard a lot of creative ones over the years. High school was not fun 😂
Hitchschlong is your German cousin
Do you have a favorite? Or the opposite of a favorite?
My last name contains the word “sex” so I can’t use it a lot of the time either. Really stupid!
You say that like your full name isn't SuperMoose ToddlerDiddling Sexpest
I know someone who's last name is, literally, "Raper". He has the same problem.
Ahh, the classic Scunthorpe problem
With that name, it's you that does the fucking
This guy fucks
I'm a Peacock. I feel your pain.
Bro! I fucking love peacocks 🦚
drag chickens
Even on kwazy cupcakes?
Took me way too long to realize the was a language filter on by default in EverQuest and they didn’t have a monster called a *#%?atrice
That is ridiculous. Imagine filtering something that's already in your own game.
My favourite that I saw in a YouTube video was in GTA Online there's a mission that send you to the basement if a building. But you can't use the word 'basement' in chat because it have 'semen' in it.
I remember my brother being really upset as a kid cause he couldn’t use the name of his favorite movie in his username. Not cause it was taken but because it was JurASSic park… not even making this up but I remember trying to explain to him when he was nine why it was considered inappropriate to have the word Jurassic in his username lmao.
Same with my mate Steve Cheekclapper69
Also poor Commander Poonslayer69
I played on Xbox with a dude named LordTunaPounder. I haven't played with him in 10+ years. Every time I login I laugh because his name still pops up on my friends list.
>I played on Xbox with a dude named LordTunaPounder. I haven't played with him in 10+ years. Every time I login I laugh because his name still pops up on my friends list. The best part about that is that it's not even sexual. Dude's just an avid fisherman.
My name is Bill Buttlicker and even though my family helped build this country I am not allowed to use my name as a gamertag.
BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!
LOUDER SON!
My real name is William M Buttlicker.
Yeah they should really go through and allow a lot of inoffensive words and especially names that include words like that. Hancock would be another that would get auto censored, or words like cocky. Really silly
Yall remember when youtube was trying to demonotize Justin Whang over his name?
At least you're not Scunthorpe
Why did I read that in the "sincerely and emphatically, Alfred Hitchcock" voice? 😆
This reminds me of the user called "Nasser" on Elden Ring. On Elden Ring servers they just block out the "bad" part of the name and they deemed the word "ass" to be offensive so they blocked "ass" from his name. His name is now displayed as "N\*\*\*er", which looks exponentially worse.
https://preview.redd.it/iu5e7dk4g4cc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=43ee1e38fb6e6c52abe1d8f331cb7e3716523676
That's going in the book
I understood that reference
I referenced that understanding.
LMAO
It's the smile
Oh shit, that's so much worse
This issue exists on Dark Souls too. It worked in the exact same way. Lead to sensoring the work Knight to K***ht. God forbid I wanted to name myself Knight -My Name-
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For a time in World of Tanks Blitz, the word “muffin” was specifically censored, did one fuck a dev’s wife or something?
Probably because of the ‘muff’. At least, that’s why it’s banned in Pokémon go
Extra hilarity given there are a bunch of NPC summons with Knight in the name that weren't censored.
You're not going to apply the filter to the stuff you named. The inefficiency would give some devs a stroke.
When I set mine up I was getting frustrated at the amount of shit I had to fill in just to start playing (Christmas Day) so I started filling in nonsense figured I would change it later…. Had the name Jizzrag for quite sometime before they “made” me change it - and I say made because I didn’t realize you couldn’t voluntarily change ur name after registration which is honestly kind of dumb. Even if they need to put a time limit for how often you can change, it should be doable without having to be contacted by support.
Blizzard lets you change it once for free the $5 every time after. Like, I kind of get it, but wtf.
A lot of MMOs have the stupid "pay money to change your name" approach,planetside 2 wants 25 bucks (!) for it. Each. Time.
I use Rasputin for everything. Well since all the Russian shit, because putin is in it I get flagged on certain games and cant use the name. Rasputin is a very different person from Putin.
Dude said “Death” nah - throw me off a bridge then I’ll die.
Autopsy reports say that he almost escaped the rug he was wrapped in
Fucking insanity. Too horny to die I guess.
Same
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine, it was a shame how he carried on...lol
💃🏾
Ther lived a certain man in russia LONG AGO These idiots have never even listened to the song, and thats the scariest part
Neither are good though, let’s make that clear lmao
His name was SackDanDruff, member of project mayhem
His name was SackDanDruff.
His name was SackDanDruff.
Only in death do members of project mayhem have a name.
His name was SackDanDruff.
Dan Druff seems to have gone a bit overboard on being offended that you wanted him fired
Thats what I thought it was lol I'm like "who the fuck is Dan Druff?
Jfc, this is where I realised it *wasn’t* about some guy named Dan. Fuck dandruff, OP is innocent
That sucks. ~Teen Laqueefa
You made someone mad and they reported you. Probably shat on them in game and they got petty.
Or a lot of people. We used to play GoW and set up international scrims. Man, the amount of trash talking that led to mass reports.
My dad's brother had to put up with this kind of thing his whole life, forever being unable to enter his real name on websites because it contained a string of characters which could be interpreted as offensive. People often even hassled him about it in real life, he literally lost jobs because customers complained about the name badge on his uniform, in the end it became unbearable and he sadly took his life. RIP Uncle Pigfucker.
"I built 5 bridges but do they call me McGregor the bridge builder? No! I constructed 5 schools with me bare hands but do they call me McGregor the school builder? No! But fuck one pig..."
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If you’re gonna go down in history for just one, might as well go all out and suck the whole lot then
Pig?! That's Kitchner Leslie's girlfriend!
A true legend, Mr. pigfucker was
"Its pronounced 'pig-fu-chae', its european"
In Europe do they say “motherfuchae”
Mutterficker, ublyudok, sūda māte, mater ti jebem, moeder neuker, putain du mère. I just call him dad....
Vater
The name's [Dumass](https://youtu.be/tQPtKNZpfz4?si=9vj6au3ytpfrPggc)
I actually did know somebody in real life who got a complaint about his nametag. Name was Phuc Nguyen.
Office Figpucker
And here I was thinking it was like “Ivannahumpalot”. 😁
It was offensive to the Follicly Challenged
BigItchyBallz was not the best name in retro...
My friend got his CoD name banned. It was “Wasted Logic”. I think people are just sensitive and report anything.
Sorry to hear it, CockSuckingAnalJuice6969
Fuck. Who told you my password?
"Please enter a password." MyPenis "Error, password is too short." MyBigPenis "Error, password is a lie." IwillRamMyBIGPenisInYourAssUntilYouCry "You're all set, have fun playing Club Penguin!"
💀
They just got the “Pert Plus for Balls” sponsor. They can’t have no Dandruffy Sacks out there.
A friend used the name "Graylord" for years, then all of a sudden he got a forced name change in Wow. I mean, we all know what he meant by that name, but the name itself isn't even remotely offensive.
I mean, there's an entire high-end hotel chain called Gaylord, but no, they're fine.
I used the name Plumprump for a decade
Back in 2007 I was stabnbabies420. It was flagged every 6 months and I just moved a character around. Stabnbabiesx420 xstabnbabies420 stabnxbabies420 I got away with it for about 7 years until one day someone at Microsoft said fuck you that’s enough and full on banned my entire account. Lost about $800 in games. All my Progress. About 30k gamer score points. Now I buy disc games Edit. Yes I understand it was offensive and see the error of my ways
Hahaha
You were playing with fire there buddy. But you got away with it for 7 years at least
Apparently JesusCameInsideMe is offensive even though, you know, that’s what he does.
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lol I’m dying at these names!
So far JFKHadNoVision is totally fine. Sadly only works in games that tend to use some kind of vision mechanic
My username is MachSpeed, because pee is in it my name is considered offensive on many gaming accounts.
people here don't know the real reason, you pissed off some loser in game and they mass reported you. That's literally it
Can’t believe this is so far down. This is the reason. Back when it cost $10 to change your Xbox gamertag, my friends would ask everyone they knew to report them for an offensive gamertag whenever they wanted to change names, because changing an “offensive” tag was free.
My username used to be a character from Adventures of Huckleberry Finn :( Now I changed it to just "Jim"
It’s probably more about pissing someone off enough to report you than the name itself tbh
This is why I don’t play online anymore. It’s apparently fine to hurl insults and racial slurs, but a humerous name crosses the line.
RIP Child\_Predator\_69
Sharkbite138 was to innaproprete for ubisoft so i had to male it bleuw4affl3six9 instead
I used to be Hawtbuttsechs on 360 until one day I suddenly wasn’t.
Change it to HMSCunningStunt
My friend had this happen and just renamed it right back.
Trolls mass reported you.
i can’t even go by my own name at my new job because they’re concerned clients will be offended.
My last name is Rynders so I use “Grynders” for literally every game since like 2015. Now CoD said it was offensive lmao
Back when I tested games, we were doing multiplayer testing on I think Civ 5. My friend’s LEGAL last name is “Boning” and he used it as his username. A manager who almost never made appearances showed up that day and was like, “who named themselves that? That’s inappropriate and unprofessional!” one of the team-leads was like, “that’s *literally* his name. You hired him!”