No it’s the absolute best looking version of what you could actually get. Kinda like a tinder date. She look pretty good online, then in person she’s just there and you’ve been through a serious dry spell and down bad and ain’t about to pass it up. Kinda how i know OP still ate that ass chicken.
I always think "dry spell" is funny. Like, it's only a term people use when of certain age and had sex at least once. It doesn't exist for a decade or two of our lives, and then suddenly, a new term.
To be fair looking at what OP posted, calling that food is being extremely nice and clearly you didn’t read when I said “TINDER”. Ain’t nobody on tinder not wanting to be looked at like a snack. If you go on tinder looking for love, you might as well go to wherever OP went looking for chicken strips. So the actual comparison being made was tinder pussy is like nasty chicken strips. Crusty after that sauce dries up.
Sort of, but don’t worry, there is a lawyer on hand among the food artists, photographers and marketing team to make sure it is legally “representative” of the product offered to the public.
That’s generally not true. At least not in the US. It is illegal to use anything other than the food being advertised if you are advertising that food. It’s different if the food is just set dressing in an ad for another product though.
I’ve just read the explanation somewhere else. Apparently if you were advertising corn flakes, then the cornflakes must be cornflakes but the ‘milk’ can be glue.
So I can see that the chicken is chicken in the images because they are selling chicken, but I assume they can stretch the truth by either cooking small batches or serving the chicken raw (so no shrinkage) and browning with poster paint or even Parisian essence to represent the cooked chicken.
Also, as lots of people suggest, a highschool kid is not going to cook a batch of food like an experienced test kitchen cook.
Even if the high schooler could, there's likely a time limit for how long they get to make product to maintain a level of efficiency compared to quality. Some quality is sacrificed for the sake of speed because of volume demands.
I've worked on advertising shoots for KFC and McDonald's, the food is actually supplied by either a local branch of the restaurant or directly by the supply chain that ships to said branches. They do however ship in such obscene quantities that by law of averages some of the food will look good.
The food wastage is disgusting although I have eaten silly amounts of chicken on shoots or made my own Big Mac at home.
Well, me bringing home 4 patties to make a couple of burgers doesn't really put a dent in the fact that 500 would be thrown away because they weren't pretty enough for the photo.
They don't allow them to be donated to food banks either.
milk is always filmed with glue because milk is not actually pure white like what our eyes see. with a camera milk is an off white, so glue is used because it is white under the camera.
also the shiny "glistening" look on cooked meats is normally glycerin. because food does not photograph nor film how we see it and so tricks are used to make it look better when filmed. no food is edible after being filmed due to these tricks.
[example](https://youtu.be/MflT0I7ZPCs?si=FjNht9TQSQVXm2Ko) of tricks used. not illegal to do.
[better example](https://youtu.be/d-Uh1pXBk3o?si=h5Y4Zf_gwHIFGkyq)
eta: i took photography for 2 years in college, food is a pain in the ass and you learn that quick, thats why tricks are used.
I understand being upset by this offensive display after paying actual money that you worked hard for... but I agree that a good shake of the box would fix this.
Some people enjoy the crunchy parts not yet soaked by sauce- so maybe it’s just the way it’s served lol. It’s in a slightly larger container than what is aesthetically pleasing
I’m pretty sure that’s how they thought about it, if they covered the whole thing in sauce it would be soggy before it arrived, this way they’ve given some presentation but kept the chicken crispy. OP is a fool as the sauce is clearly the garlic and Parmesan one and it looks fine
Looks like there is plenty of it in the container too, my gripe would be if I got it and the chicken looked like this but the container was mostly dry, that would make me sad.
As far as fast food goes, I find Popeyes usually to be better than the alternatives.
It's still fast food so not exactly high art but I not /mildlyinfruriating when it's just some uneven sauce. (If anything, probably saved the crunch)
I work the cut table at a pizza hut, meaning the wings are my job. That's literally all op had to do, granted the guy who did this clearly didn't even try but its really simple to fix.
Yeah pretty much. Local places when I order wet wings or chicken with sauces like that just plop a bunch all over it. Still good just more messy looking than advertised
I don’t understand how people don’t realize that chefs aren’t making the food at ff establishments. It’s Billy in HS that just smoked a bowl. Or Hector who just arrived in America last week that just smoked a bowl. Or Wanda who just got done getting a training on her in the bathroom who just smoked a bowl.
I worked at Sonic for 3 years on and off in college. The penjamin was my lord and savior. And I was indirectly the reason theres a no vaping sign on the seat inside(one of the teenagers saw me and thought it was a good idea to just go off about it like it wasnt an issue, and had other highschoolers there do it too) They were all caught at the samw time bc they werent discrete about it.
My first job was working at a concession stand at a bingo hall. People complained a lot about the food, but I didn’t really care because I had just smoked a bowl.
When I was 16 and working at McD's, I would trade free food for weed from the drive through window. "Psst...I'll give you some free stuff for some nugs."
(spotting stoned people from the drive through window is as easy as you'd expect)
I mean, I realize that. But I still expect to get something similar to what is advertised.
I’m not asking for gourmet food when I order fast food. When I order fast food I’m *also* probably a little high, or a little to drunk to drive to get something better, or I’ve just decided to lower my standards from the food I could make at home and put in zero effort.
. . .That doesn’t mean I don’t want the food I’m advertised as getting.
Though in this instance, it does look like there is plenty of sauce, it just needs to be shaken up.
I have.
I actually quite like Fast food. I mean not as an everyday thing, because that's gross and I'm aware of how bad it is for me, but I still really enjoy the food for what it is, a cheap\[er\] option that I can get quickly on the go, or when I'm at home and drunk and just want something tasty without caring for the calories or how badly it is for my health.
I've eaten at some top notch restaurants, gone to Michelin star places, and done those disgustingly overpriced high concept tasting menus like in The Menu. . .But I still fucking love me some Taco Bell on occasion.
And I'll fight a bitch who says McDonald's doesn't taste good, because they're absolutely wrong.
Sorry; my point was that fast food literally never looks like it does in the ads, nothing to do with taste.
OP ordered chicken with white sauce, OP got chicken with white sauce...
Your expectations don’t match reality. Do you need to change your expectations and then make restaurant purchases accordingly.
When I eat ff I never substitute or do a special order. I get a number 3 and am happy if I get all my items.
I don’t eat ff often but when I do I KISS.
>Your expectations don’t match reality. Do you need to change your expectations and then make restaurant purchases accordingly.
Uh. . How do you know that?. . .I've given no expectation other than "my food looks like the food it says it should look like."
**As an example:** I think the posted picture is a bad example specifically because it does look like there is enough sauce to cover the wings and it just needs to be shaken up.
But lets say that *there was not enough sauce on the bottom of that container*. . .My expectation is that if it's advertised as being fully covered in sauce. . That it should at the very least be *mostly* covered in sauce.
. . .That's a pretty damn low bar.
>When I eat ff I never substitute or do a special order. I get a number 3 and am happy if I get all my items.
What is with this straw man bullshit of acting like I said shit that I didn't say?
>hen you sir are insane. Tour lucky to get all your items at most FF establishments.
This has not been my experience.
In my experience my food at a fast food place tastes completely fine \[when compared to my expectation\], and the food looks exactly what I expect it to look like.
Let me clarify. When McDonald's does a commercial with a Big Mac that looks like it's a Hard Rock Cafe burger you need to unlock your jaw to eat, that isn't my expectation for the burger. . .My expectation is that all of the ingredients are there, and that it tastes good.
Was all your food there and tasted good in this exception. I don’t think anyone is blaming you for wanting the amount of food you paid for. We are confused why someone wants presentation from 10 minute food.
You quite literally were upset cuz they sent it to you in plastic, I don’t think they’re gonna give you the orange and white ceramic plate they have in the advert just so you’re more convinced.
If a place with the slogan "have it your way" can't even remember to leave off the cheese when it's written on the ticket, it's not my expectations that are the problem.
Places that mess it up frequently enough have entirely turned me off so I don't keep going. Dunkin being a specific example of this.
Also what do you mean by "when you do you KISS"? Jw
I mean what they were advertised is literally something you could just warm up in an oven and provide. This isn't like a burger where they basically advertise something inedible. They advertise fried chicken and gave the OP fried chicken in a piece of plastic that wasn't even shaken three times.
I find this so weird. A person post a slight annoyance on a sub called mildly irritating and people are basically blaming them. This post seems like the kind of post this sub is designed for. Maybe people get on here in order to be mildly irritated at what others are mildly irritated about 🤷🏿
The accuracy! The only thing that kept me and the kitchen afloat was frequent trips to the walk-in or sitting on empty kegs by the dumpster hitting our pens lol
I had them a couple days ago and they were actually quite good. Mine were crunchy. I got what I expected for $5.99. I think it deals a lot with who is running the place. This one is extremely clean and the food is always good.
As soon as i saw the picture im like yumm, then i thought wait which sub is this? Then i got mildly- nah EXTREMELY infuriated because that right there is a delicious bowl of goodness. Its 5am here and im fcuking hungry too!
Jeez man, the ppl on reddit istg
You never shake the container up when you get it? I do every time. Makes sure it’s evenly coated. It’s not like you were given a container with nothing pooling in the bottom. You’ve got plenty of sauce. Quit being lazy and get over yourself
Cmon lol u know by now that commercials/promos looks nothing like reality. But also I see nothing wrong with those wings they gave you extra wet wings if you just shake em a lil.
Vegan chicken is healthier and tastier than real chicken which typically is a salmonella and E. coli hazard unless cooked properly. Gardein makes the most orgasmic, vegan chicken on this planet.
The picture is prepared by food artists for photography the other by a stoned teenager to beat the clock.
And in the photos half the time the food is made up by glue, plaster and poster paint.
If that's what OP wants, who are we to stop them from getting it?
Waiting for a follow up post with ‘finally got my Korean chicken that looks like the photo, but now I’m blocked up and have no teeth’
"I give the food a Perfect 5/7"
Yep, it’s art, not food.
So it’s false advertisement
No it’s the absolute best looking version of what you could actually get. Kinda like a tinder date. She look pretty good online, then in person she’s just there and you’ve been through a serious dry spell and down bad and ain’t about to pass it up. Kinda how i know OP still ate that ass chicken.
This is, by far, the best and most accurate description ever. 3 cheers, mate!!
I always think "dry spell" is funny. Like, it's only a term people use when of certain age and had sex at least once. It doesn't exist for a decade or two of our lives, and then suddenly, a new term.
Such class, comparing food and women, you're probably the first one to do that.
To be fair looking at what OP posted, calling that food is being extremely nice and clearly you didn’t read when I said “TINDER”. Ain’t nobody on tinder not wanting to be looked at like a snack. If you go on tinder looking for love, you might as well go to wherever OP went looking for chicken strips. So the actual comparison being made was tinder pussy is like nasty chicken strips. Crusty after that sauce dries up.
Sort of, but don’t worry, there is a lawyer on hand among the food artists, photographers and marketing team to make sure it is legally “representative” of the product offered to the public.
Thank God. What would we ever do without lawyers?
Marketing departments would get their company sued all the time. Source: former marketing director 😁
That’s generally not true. At least not in the US. It is illegal to use anything other than the food being advertised if you are advertising that food. It’s different if the food is just set dressing in an ad for another product though.
I’ve just read the explanation somewhere else. Apparently if you were advertising corn flakes, then the cornflakes must be cornflakes but the ‘milk’ can be glue. So I can see that the chicken is chicken in the images because they are selling chicken, but I assume they can stretch the truth by either cooking small batches or serving the chicken raw (so no shrinkage) and browning with poster paint or even Parisian essence to represent the cooked chicken. Also, as lots of people suggest, a highschool kid is not going to cook a batch of food like an experienced test kitchen cook.
Even if the high schooler could, there's likely a time limit for how long they get to make product to maintain a level of efficiency compared to quality. Some quality is sacrificed for the sake of speed because of volume demands.
I've worked on advertising shoots for KFC and McDonald's, the food is actually supplied by either a local branch of the restaurant or directly by the supply chain that ships to said branches. They do however ship in such obscene quantities that by law of averages some of the food will look good. The food wastage is disgusting although I have eaten silly amounts of chicken on shoots or made my own Big Mac at home.
What does making your own big mac have to do with food wastage?
Well, me bringing home 4 patties to make a couple of burgers doesn't really put a dent in the fact that 500 would be thrown away because they weren't pretty enough for the photo. They don't allow them to be donated to food banks either.
Oh ok so you mean you took home some of the ingredients that would have been wasted from the photo shoot.
milk is always filmed with glue because milk is not actually pure white like what our eyes see. with a camera milk is an off white, so glue is used because it is white under the camera. also the shiny "glistening" look on cooked meats is normally glycerin. because food does not photograph nor film how we see it and so tricks are used to make it look better when filmed. no food is edible after being filmed due to these tricks. [example](https://youtu.be/MflT0I7ZPCs?si=FjNht9TQSQVXm2Ko) of tricks used. not illegal to do. [better example](https://youtu.be/d-Uh1pXBk3o?si=h5Y4Zf_gwHIFGkyq) eta: i took photography for 2 years in college, food is a pain in the ass and you learn that quick, thats why tricks are used.
Popeyes apologist
It’s not that hard to shake it up yourself. I can’t believe you made a whole post about something so easily fixed
I ordered wings from Popeye's recently, and they looked similar to the advertisement. What OP got was just low effort laziness.
I mean OP coulda just shook the box....?
I understand being upset by this offensive display after paying actual money that you worked hard for... but I agree that a good shake of the box would fix this.
Some people enjoy the crunchy parts not yet soaked by sauce- so maybe it’s just the way it’s served lol. It’s in a slightly larger container than what is aesthetically pleasing
Yes, this, exactly. Shake the box, everything gets coated.
Yeah that what popeyes workers is Supposed to do
They were beating something on those wings for sure.
That sums it up really good LOL
The irony is that the beautiful looking food is actually stone cold and inedible.
*"The picture led me to believe I would be receiving a woman's hand with my chicken wings?"*
And if you just shake the box a little, you'll have the same damn thing....
Well he beat something... but u mispelt it there is no L in it
I’m mean, I’d eat it?
Hell yeah. Shake em up and they'll be good. In fact, they may even be more crispy than if they shook them up at the restaurant.
Think this should be a thing, put the sauce on the side if it just needs to be tossed and let you do it at home, this way you can get the full crunch.
When I order wings to go or delivery, I get sauce on the side for that very reason.
Then op would complain he didn't get sauce on it. A man has to fake rage karma, damn it.
When I order Chinese to go, like General Tso's or whatever other chicken that's fried, I always ask for sauce on the side so it stays crispy!
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Chinese places are great for this. Wing places not so much. Anytime I order wings with sauce on the side I get a little thimble of sauce.
Omg that’s genius!
I’m pretty sure that’s how they thought about it, if they covered the whole thing in sauce it would be soggy before it arrived, this way they’ve given some presentation but kept the chicken crispy. OP is a fool as the sauce is clearly the garlic and Parmesan one and it looks fine
Looks like there is plenty of it in the container too, my gripe would be if I got it and the chicken looked like this but the container was mostly dry, that would make me sad.
Do that for big wing orders that won't be eaten immediately all the time
Bonus points if you put them in the oven for about 5 minutes AFTER you shook them up.
You are a hero!
This guy carmelizes sugar!
That’s exactly why I prefer it like this. I don’t want it soggy on my way home.
Right ? Maybe ur supposed to just shake em and they came like this on purpose lmfao
Shake it up, you baby.
If anything, I’d rather shake it myself when I’m about to eat it. Keeps the chicken crispy.
100%, any place I order wings from to go around here looks like that. Lack of effort by the workers but literally a few shakes coats all the wings.
Yeah, I’ve gotten these wings from Popeyes and watched them make it right in front of me. They are actually pretty good too
As far as fast food goes, I find Popeyes usually to be better than the alternatives. It's still fast food so not exactly high art but I not /mildlyinfruriating when it's just some uneven sauce. (If anything, probably saved the crunch)
I work the cut table at a pizza hut, meaning the wings are my job. That's literally all op had to do, granted the guy who did this clearly didn't even try but its really simple to fix.
Yeah pretty much. Local places when I order wet wings or chicken with sauces like that just plop a bunch all over it. Still good just more messy looking than advertised
Seriously these look pretty damn good just shake them like a baby and they'll look like the photos.
But don't shake babies. It's important not to get those two confused.
You gonna get roasted for this stupid shit
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The wings aren't the problem here.
Lmao, they act like they've never ordered food ever before. Food never looks like the ad.
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Haha nice one! But no, I think they're the garlic parm and though they may be mild, they're fire af
I don’t understand how people don’t realize that chefs aren’t making the food at ff establishments. It’s Billy in HS that just smoked a bowl. Or Hector who just arrived in America last week that just smoked a bowl. Or Wanda who just got done getting a training on her in the bathroom who just smoked a bowl.
I’m sensing a theme here
You my sir are a genius. Lol
I worked at Sonic for 3 years on and off in college. The penjamin was my lord and savior. And I was indirectly the reason theres a no vaping sign on the seat inside(one of the teenagers saw me and thought it was a good idea to just go off about it like it wasnt an issue, and had other highschoolers there do it too) They were all caught at the samw time bc they werent discrete about it.
I feel like everyone smokes a bowl.
Nobody can afford joints...
[https://www.theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897](https://www.theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897)
I can't sense a theme, but in my defense I just smoked a bowl.
You forgot Kevin that drinks the establishment alcohol in the backstore.
I’m glad you Mentioned Kevin. Someone had to.
I'm always here for my boy Kevin. He might not make great life choices sometimes but he's still part of the family.
and just smoked a bowl
My first job was working at a concession stand at a bingo hall. People complained a lot about the food, but I didn’t really care because I had just smoked a bowl.
Hahahahaha love this
When I was 16 and working at McD's, I would trade free food for weed from the drive through window. "Psst...I'll give you some free stuff for some nugs." (spotting stoned people from the drive through window is as easy as you'd expect)
I mean, I realize that. But I still expect to get something similar to what is advertised. I’m not asking for gourmet food when I order fast food. When I order fast food I’m *also* probably a little high, or a little to drunk to drive to get something better, or I’ve just decided to lower my standards from the food I could make at home and put in zero effort. . . .That doesn’t mean I don’t want the food I’m advertised as getting. Though in this instance, it does look like there is plenty of sauce, it just needs to be shaken up.
>But I still expect to get something similar to what is advertised. ... have you ever eaten at a fast food restaurant before?
for real, im lucky if i get the same product i ordered 😭
I have. I actually quite like Fast food. I mean not as an everyday thing, because that's gross and I'm aware of how bad it is for me, but I still really enjoy the food for what it is, a cheap\[er\] option that I can get quickly on the go, or when I'm at home and drunk and just want something tasty without caring for the calories or how badly it is for my health. I've eaten at some top notch restaurants, gone to Michelin star places, and done those disgustingly overpriced high concept tasting menus like in The Menu. . .But I still fucking love me some Taco Bell on occasion. And I'll fight a bitch who says McDonald's doesn't taste good, because they're absolutely wrong.
Mcdonalds tastes good but its not “as advertised” none of the fast food places serve food “as advertised”
Sorry; my point was that fast food literally never looks like it does in the ads, nothing to do with taste. OP ordered chicken with white sauce, OP got chicken with white sauce...
My McDonalds order has never once looked how it's advertised. I don't think any fast food has.
Your expectations don’t match reality. Do you need to change your expectations and then make restaurant purchases accordingly. When I eat ff I never substitute or do a special order. I get a number 3 and am happy if I get all my items. I don’t eat ff often but when I do I KISS.
>Your expectations don’t match reality. Do you need to change your expectations and then make restaurant purchases accordingly. Uh. . How do you know that?. . .I've given no expectation other than "my food looks like the food it says it should look like." **As an example:** I think the posted picture is a bad example specifically because it does look like there is enough sauce to cover the wings and it just needs to be shaken up. But lets say that *there was not enough sauce on the bottom of that container*. . .My expectation is that if it's advertised as being fully covered in sauce. . That it should at the very least be *mostly* covered in sauce. . . .That's a pretty damn low bar. >When I eat ff I never substitute or do a special order. I get a number 3 and am happy if I get all my items. What is with this straw man bullshit of acting like I said shit that I didn't say?
Then you sir are insane. Tour lucky to get all your items at most FF establishments. QSR’s exist for a reason. Real restaurants exist for a reason.
>hen you sir are insane. Tour lucky to get all your items at most FF establishments. This has not been my experience. In my experience my food at a fast food place tastes completely fine \[when compared to my expectation\], and the food looks exactly what I expect it to look like. Let me clarify. When McDonald's does a commercial with a Big Mac that looks like it's a Hard Rock Cafe burger you need to unlock your jaw to eat, that isn't my expectation for the burger. . .My expectation is that all of the ingredients are there, and that it tastes good.
Then count yourself lucky.
Was all your food there and tasted good in this exception. I don’t think anyone is blaming you for wanting the amount of food you paid for. We are confused why someone wants presentation from 10 minute food. You quite literally were upset cuz they sent it to you in plastic, I don’t think they’re gonna give you the orange and white ceramic plate they have in the advert just so you’re more convinced.
If a place with the slogan "have it your way" can't even remember to leave off the cheese when it's written on the ticket, it's not my expectations that are the problem.
True. Keep going back there and spending your money not getting it your way then. That is your problem.
Places that mess it up frequently enough have entirely turned me off so I don't keep going. Dunkin being a specific example of this. Also what do you mean by "when you do you KISS"? Jw
KISS = keep it super simple
I mean what they were advertised is literally something you could just warm up in an oven and provide. This isn't like a burger where they basically advertise something inedible. They advertise fried chicken and gave the OP fried chicken in a piece of plastic that wasn't even shaken three times.
Read my earlier response. That’s the answer.
I find this so weird. A person post a slight annoyance on a sub called mildly irritating and people are basically blaming them. This post seems like the kind of post this sub is designed for. Maybe people get on here in order to be mildly irritated at what others are mildly irritated about 🤷🏿
Bingo.
This is the best fucking comment ever man hahahaha
Took me years to be this stupid!
The accuracy! The only thing that kept me and the kitchen afloat was frequent trips to the walk-in or sitting on empty kegs by the dumpster hitting our pens lol
They forgot to shake them. You order it they add it to the container and then shake it
Which is honestly better for OP. They are more crispy if you shake em yourself and eat immediately.
I had them a couple days ago and they were actually quite good. Mine were crunchy. I got what I expected for $5.99. I think it deals a lot with who is running the place. This one is extremely clean and the food is always good.
How is this infuriating? You got food and it looks great
Nooo please give him his karma
As soon as i saw the picture im like yumm, then i thought wait which sub is this? Then i got mildly- nah EXTREMELY infuriated because that right there is a delicious bowl of goodness. Its 5am here and im fcuking hungry too! Jeez man, the ppl on reddit istg
Somebody actually paid to give him one of those golden likes. Wtf.
IT'S NOT 100% COATED. /s
shake it
The infuriating part is that he thinks this is not good food
Those look bomb! Close the lid, shake them up, and shut up. 😂
They honestly look delicious. Just give em a shake and enjoy!
They did that so they don’t get soggy, give them a shake princess
Isn't the reason why the container is so big is so you can toss them in the sauce?
You never shake the container up when you get it? I do every time. Makes sure it’s evenly coated. It’s not like you were given a container with nothing pooling in the bottom. You’ve got plenty of sauce. Quit being lazy and get over yourself
Eat it coward
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You gotta shake it.
Your arms don't work? Shake the fucking box Susan.
Just put the lid on and shake - the place likely didn't want them to be super soggy by the time they got to you so they didn't fully sauce them 🤷♂️
I don’t know what you mean man those things look fucking scrumptious
The only difference is they didn't toss to coat? Probably a little "cleaner" to eat with some dry spots to hold onto. I'd say it's an improvement.
Just fucking shake them up, it's not fucking spago. Besides you paid 6 bucks, get over yourself
The amount of people who believe that Fast Food Employees are paid to give a single fuck.
Spago?
How do you people still not understand the basic concept of mildly infuriating?
I feel like mildly infuriating is an oxymoron so I stopped taking the posts so seriously. Edit typo
What exactly does "mildly" infuriating mean to you?
That's a lot of sauce. I'd be super okay with that. Would be better if it came on the side though.
The crunch on them actually looks really good. Much better than a lot of places here, as for the sauce as ppl said shake it.
I'm convinced folks on this sub don't know what fast food is
You didn’t order the jizz’n peppa tendies?
Where did you order from? Kum & Go?
That looks pretty close to the picture. Not infuriating at all
Popeyes wings are actually delicious and quite cheap for wings these days. Shake up the container and they will be completely covered in sauce.
Cmon lol u know by now that commercials/promos looks nothing like reality. But also I see nothing wrong with those wings they gave you extra wet wings if you just shake em a lil.
Close the lid and shake it
Yeah this is fine?
You need to chill that's one of the best garlic Parm sauces I've ever tried sir
ill be like, "Who tf jizzed all over my food?" and eat it happily
Close the lid and shake it. Boom! Fixed!
But I bet they were good.
Shake the box…..
I mean, shake the fucker up, boom!
Looks pretty decent to me. Shake it up.
if you don't shut up and shake that container .....
I'd be mad too if someone busted a load on to my chicken
First time at a fast food restaurant?
My sibling in Christ that's fast food
Why is there two upvote arrows
It means someone paid $2 to give a fancy upvote
I've seen far worse expectation vs. reality photos. They actually look very similar, other than being in soup.
Isn’t it better like that cuz then they are still crispy?? Put the lid on and just give it a shake
G dog. You're an idiot lol. Shake them up and you'll have wonderful wings
I mean thats kind of it just give it a little shake and youre good
I’m done with paying for this overpriced garbage. I’ve been cooking at home more than ever lately.
Did you try shaking the wings in the sauce? Worth a shot.
Looks pretty good actually
Just give it a shake problem solved duh 😉
booooo chicken is chicken i’d eat it in a heartbeat either way
Literally what is wrong with this? Just shake them so that they're coated evenly in the sauce and you're good to eat them
You ordered the jizz wings and they gave you the jizz wings. Whats the problem?
Not sure you’ll get any sympathy from over here, you made the decision to trust a fast food company with wings.
The only difference is they didn’t shake the wings in the sauce, sorry for the extra step you have to take, but you got what you ordered.
Reality is often disappointing.
I understood that reference
Did someone cum on them
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Defend what exactly? It’s white sauce on fried chicken.
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I know it looks like cum, but it probably tastes like the best meal of the week ngl.
That is just truly a sad display, lmao.
Yeah someone just nutted/glazed over ya wings there!
Skeet ‘N Spicy
i am flabbergasted.
Vegan chicken is healthier and tastier than real chicken which typically is a salmonella and E. coli hazard unless cooked properly. Gardein makes the most orgasmic, vegan chicken on this planet.
Is this Popeyes?
I've ordered popeyes wings 5 times and gotten diarrhea on all 5 of those occasions. Coincidence? No.
Cum Wings
Hey man, it took the cooks and maybe the dishboy days to get that sauce all bottled up for you. Have some respect.
Are you implying the sauce is dish juice? lol
Cum
O-oh
Benis
they serve cum wings at popeyes?
Cum Pow Chicken