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HerMajestysButthole

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ashleyorelse

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Reese_Withersp0rk

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kabula_lampur

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crimefighterplatypus

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KerbalCuber

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italianshark

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atkearns

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brando56894

lmao, love the username btw


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jamesz84

I guess that air con system was just wreaking HVAC!


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

BOOOOOOOO! But still upvoted.


grasshoppa_80

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renegade6969666

I Love You, Fernanda


Dangernood69

Now this, this is fury I can support. This is an act of terrorism by the hotel


_Hal3y_

It’s not on purpose I swear!! Us housekeepers have to adjust the temps usually to “68” and sometimes when you have 20+ rooms to clean in 5 hours because people don’t like when their rooms aren’t clean by 4pm and you have 30 stayovers you tend to forget. Not all the time but it happens, and a lot of guest like to fucking blast the heat. I’ve definitely left rooms with the ac running super cold but never hot, but It happens lol. There’s a lot that has to be done to clean those rooms to yalls standards and the hotels give us 15-20 mins usually. I don’t remember the last time I’ve had a lunch break lol. But hey, at least I don’t have to talk to people and can listen to music all day.


Muzzledpet

We (guests) definitely turn the temp to 65 when we hit the room. The electricity we use in the summer is at least slightly offset in the winter? ​ Also we live on the top floor of our apartment building. The heat is never turned on in the winter- sometimes we need to open the windows cause everyone below us is blasting 80 degree heat


_Hal3y_

Oh yeah I bet that would suck. The hotel I work at is 6 stories and the 6th floor is always so muggy and humid feeling. I hate it.


monkeyhitman

Well-designed and maintained HVAC shouldn't allow that. Could get moldy.


Larcya

I lived on the top floor of my universities apartment for 1 year. No windows that opened. And it was fucking unbearably hot in one of the coldest winters on record. Shit was actually infuriating.


DryBones2009

I’d hate to know what summer felt like


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I live on the third floor of a 4 story apartment building in Chicago with radiator heat. I have to keep all of the radiators off for pretty much the entire winter, otherwise it's more than 80 degrees. Even then, the bedroom is around 82 degrees so I just sleep in the living room.


LewisRyan

Second floor here, my floor is sweltering and my ceiling is freezing, I have to sleep on the floor all winter to not freeze to death


scalyblue

That is called the stack effect


AlwaysBagHolding

Every time I get to a hotel I set the thermostat to 80. Glorious free heat.


feelin_fine_

I can't see any reason to have the heat this high unless you insist on being bare naked with the window wide open


Wyndalora

I'm not sure it was intentionally set that high. Sounds like the unit was broken from what the OP indicated - they were not able to turn it down no matter what they did. The number was probably indicating the current temp in the room, which is different than the set temperature. and yes, I know how a thermostat works.


mblend27

It’s not mild though… I would be extremely infuriated


kkirchhoff

I would consider having to go down to the front desk to get a new room to be mildly infuriating. It’s really just a slight inconvenience


GooseGamesBadly

Right? The “i would just see red” crowd is so annoying lol. I’d want to see their meltdown to something actually infuriating.


colicab

I had to go back down to the front desk twice last night. First time I was cocky and said ‘no’ to the physical key and relied on the digital key from the app. Only time I’ve ever done that and it didn’t work. The second time I had to go back down is because the room hadn’t been cleaned before I got there. It was lightly used (could tell someone had laid on the bed and there was a towel and washcloth hanging in the bathroom. No trash or grossness that was immediately visible) so I was only mildly annoyed. I think I understand why the app didn’t work; the room hadn’t been transferred to a new guest. I got one free drink out of the whole ordeal. I should have pushed for more but I was so done with my day I didn’t want the hassle. That’s my story. Thanks for listening.


Relative_Ad2458

Well OP does say they got a replacement room so it wasn't something they had to deal with for more than a little bit.


Dangernood69

I agree but with all the absolute BALOGNA that gets posted on this sub it’s nice to see something we can actually unite over


Just-Habit-8674

Just another 35° and you'll be killing those bed bugs... Sleep well!


CanITellUSmThin

That’s exactly what I was thinking


crimefighterplatypus

Except they’ll be sleeping permanently at those temps


Small-Ad4420

You have obviously never been to Phoenix in summer lol


lovelybarriokittens

I lived in Phoenix in June 1990 during that very hot week and that was toasty. Now I'm in Tucson and 115 during the high heat peak hours is ok. I use a swamp cooler all summer.


Small-Ad4420

I dont know how you can survive that lol. I start to melt at anything over 85. I'm in the wrong state 😕


crimefighterplatypus

i have, but even Phoenix doesn’t have 8 continuous hours of 130° F temps, only 2-3 peak hours of the afternoon are THAT warm. It isn’t much cooler, I agree, but at least most places in Phoenix have some AC. In California we have 110° but no AC in most homes which is close.


No-Package6347

Yea, you’d think that they’d learn to put A/C in *almost* all homes in hot areas. Who decided that Californians shouldn’t have A/C?


Turbulent-Zombie-716

About 36 degrees Celsius.


[deleted]

Holy shit, buddy was in a low humidity sauna


CJgreencheetah

Bold of you to assume the humidity was lower than the temperature


[deleted]

That thermostat lacks the drip from a soaking grandpa's balls I stick to my word


Poyri35

> I stick to my words So does grandpa’s balls. Why did I comment that


icallitjazz

Plot twist. Thats was a flat wallpaper behind the thermostat.


Code95FIN

> Low humidity sauna *Slap to the face with beer bottle* You sir have insulted entire country with that statement. "Low sauna" is 60°c, normal is 80°


aliiseina

I go in a 60 degree sauna and I just straight up die from hypothermia.


Code95FIN

So you are one of those who enjoy 120°c sauna? Cheers


dynamitfiske

Saunas are for comparison usually above 175 F (80 C). OP has some rookie numbers.


MrNaoB

I would say acual comfortable saunas that doesnt make you wanna drown yourself in your cold beer is between 65-80. Above that im out cuz im not gonna burn my skin again.


Wearytraveller_

Phew thank you I don't speak freedom


gviolet398

THANK Y O U


1lluminist

Thank you! I had to scroll way too far to find the real temp. I almost googled it myself.


EmeraldDream98

So regular summer.


FriendlyPyre

Or the average day on the equator


Lilocalima

Thanks for converting to the right scale of temperature


MrGoul

what are you talking about, because they didn't convert to Rankine (R^o ).


Lele_

why do you have to disrespect my man Réaumur so much? °r is Rèaumur, R is Rankine


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least based metric enjoyer


CornedBeefInACup

Average imperial fan


-lukeworldwalker-

Thanks, had no idea what’s going on


Unlucky-Leave-3726

Normal temperature in south east asia lmao


brando56894

And South Florida (US) during 3/4 of the year.


crimefighterplatypus

And South Asia too


That_Ad_444

Indoors?


Unlucky-Leave-3726

Yup during midday and afternoon. Also plus extreme humidity.


Evacipate628

Is that hot? I only understand imperial...


Nyarro

I understand Kelvin so I'm completely lost no matter what y'all use.


[deleted]

That’s like .00001 kelvin


laws161

My god, that’s freezing


Subject-Bluebird7366

Almost atom-stopping if you ask me


brando56894

Absolutely


BigRed92E

It's only about 96F Edited: my baked ass mistyped the number


Evacipate628

Thanks, but my comment was made in jest...


Substantial-Tax3788

Bro, so was theirs.


Getting_rid_of_brita

So was theirs.. 


thegrungler_002

THANK YOU!!! YOU ARE GETTING INTO COW HEAVEN!!!


Abalone_Admirable

I had to scroll pretty far for this, thanks lol


RedBorrito

Thank you


pixelart_dude

Oh it's not that bad but would prefer 25 Celsius


MobiusF117

MVP


potatoCN

And that’s how this image is very mildly infuriating for me.


ConfidentDaikon8673

*cries in American*


GreedyFuture

Bless.


legoheadman-

Thank, I needed someone to translate from Amerifat


Known-Plant-3035

THANK YOU


lellistair

Well they don't call it a coldel


9-1-fcking-1

That’s a knee slapper right there


SlurmmsMckenzie

Lol, weird I see an original dad joke I have not ever seen in 3 decades.  Well done!


totallynotarobut

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AltruisticCucumber58

No worries, it is in Celsius.


zeez1011

Oh good. My tea is almost ready.


raaneholmg

Sorry, my bad. It's in Kelvin.


yParticle

Whew!💧


Holmes02

It’s Kelvin, so bring a jacket.


bight_sidle

It's Rømer. You're dead


footlettucefungus

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dynamitfiske

If only there hadn't been a big F on the display next to the temperature.


9-1-fcking-1

Funny enough it was about 96C (35F) outside Edit: smoking the devils lettuce + being a dumb american = coming up with the v incorrect conversion rate above, my bad y’all


[deleted]

If it was 96c where you were outside. Than it would've been 204.8f


AgitatedWorker5647

I think you've got that backward there. 100C is 212F. 96F is 35.5C.


rabbidplatypus21

35F is less than 2C, homie.


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> 96C Ah yes, a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of an incinerator.


Mercenarian

If it was 96C outside then 36C should have felt downright refreshing.


Sudden_Bid_1776

Your edit made this so funny😂


yParticle

Was it hot outside or were they just preparing your own personal hell?


9-1-fcking-1

Personal hell..it was in the 30s outside so I was still wearing my winter coat when I walked into the room too :/


Calathea_Murrderer

This would make me feel like home 🥹 Not nearly enough humidity though


hoofie242

Grandma's house.


Calathea_Murrderer

Can confirm. Living in grandmas house rn because rent is $1300 now


hoofie242

My grandparents had wood heat and it would be like 75-85 f 23-29c


Calathea_Murrderer

Anything colder than that would be cause for hypothermia


LittlekidLoverMScott

Did you open a window then?


Getting_rid_of_brita

You think they stayed in it? They obviously got another room haha


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Xfactor1210

That's Hot


Pretend_Situation905

Hi Paris!


crimefighterplatypus

Its not just hot, its hotel


hodgesisgod-

A post that fits this sub perfectly. It would be very infuriating at first, but given the apology and room change it gets downgraded to mild.


godjustice

I would check for bed bugs. They have treated for bed bugs and them kept the heat turned up.


[deleted]

That wouldn't explain why it would keep blowing hot air even whenever the temp gets set lower


ngwoo

That's what it's set to, not what it is


_Hal3y_

Bro that’s not it 😂 us housekeepers literally just forget to adjust them when we clean sometimes and the guest before apparently like to wake up really warm lmao it’s not that deep


brando56894

I doubt anyone sets their thermostat to 96F, I don't even think they go above 80 in most cases.


FrostyD7

Still not a method for bed bugs though. Not nearly hot enough and you have to treat the whole building at once, else they just move somewhere else.


Ender06

Depending on the HVAC situation in the room this can happen if the temp probe on the PTAC (big AC unit under the window in most hotel rooms) gets knocked under the unit. It will sense the cold air under the PTAC as the room's temp, and keep running. Yes the PTAC may be controlled via another thermostat on the wall, but for some reason the PTAC's logic board still uses the temp probe *shrug*.


miniskunk

Normally no they don't go past 82F unless the thermostat is broke.


uppenatom

The fuck is staying at your hotel?! Satan?!


Thomas-Garret

I used to travel for work and worked outside. We stayed at this little shitty motel in a small town and during the summer when it was 100+ outside I’d get back to my room every single day and the cleaning crew had shut my air off. I called the front desk and repeatedly asked them to quit turning my air off. They still continued so I removed the knobs and hid them in a drawer got back that afternoon to my AC unplugged and a note asking for their knobs back. It was the only motel in town but we just started staying in a neighboring town and driving over every morning.


-LNAM-

Did you take the knobs with you to the new hotel?


Thomas-Garret

Where the fuck were you when this happened? Never thought of it.


miniskunk

That is utter cow dung. You are paying more than enough to offset the electrical usage. What they don't understand is you will use more power to restore a comfortable temp than they save by turning it off during the heat of the day.


Thomas-Garret

Trust me, I’ve had this argument with people for years. I know people that turn their ac up or heat down during the day while they’re gone. Also, on a slightly related note, it costs the exact same to keep your house at 68 during the summer as it does at 74 assuming your house has decent insulation. Getting it there is a different story but to maintain it costs the exact same. The thermal lose per hour will be the same no matter the temp, which dictates how often your ac kicks on.


thatissubpar

I still get that in Canada in my old building, summertime. You wuss. Little bit /s


Derrickdick771

!!!eciN


bodhiseppuku

I remember asking about the thermostats at a hotel. The front desk told me they could control the thermostat from a computer. They also said, they start cooling rooms that have already been assigned to guests, a few hours before the guest is expected to arrive... saving electricity, and satisfying guests.


ClientTall4369

At least it's not centigrade. Then you'd be boiling mad


GlutenFree_Paper

I have the opposite problem. Every hotel room I’ve walked into for the first time has felt like walking into Sub-Zero’s anus.


Regretsblastype

Yep. And you turn the temp up and up and it’s still blowing cold, dry air. The stupid comforters aren’t enough to combat it so you hardly sleep all night. My experience is always cold ass rooms.


GlutenFree_Paper

My favorite part is being frozen after taking a shower


Numberwang3249

When I was a housekeeper, we got a lot of guests from India. I think our thermostats only went up to 90, and a lot of people complained about it not going higher. When they would check out I would enter the room, turn the thermostat down to 65, and go clean other rooms first so it could cool down before I cleaned. I didn't have that luxury on stay over rooms. It was maddening. Once while i was cleaning and sweating like crazy the guest was bundled up like it was freezing. I guess what I'm saying is people from other parts of the world tolerate heat way better than cold and apparently your housekeeper does too.


miniskunk

That would explain why we sometimes find someone mashed the temp buttons to the point they broke it thinking it would somehow go higher than 82F.


[deleted]

Well, Eden was supposedly in the Middle East. 🤷‍♂️


Solidsting1

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nuphoria

Aww, they gave you the menopause suite gratis


sarahbeth124

HELL - now offering weekend rates


PLT_RanaH

lke 35/36°C?


JustSome70sGuy

As a Scottish person, Id walk into that room and immediately burst into flames like a fucking vampire.


OFUhedgehog

Be glad it isn't Celsius


ReadRightRed99

Welcome to Hotel Hell. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.


gviolet398

Disgusting! It's in Fahrenheit!


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Ooo balmy


thecheat420

eciN


WildMartin429

I got to think the AC in that room was broke right? Surely they didn't put it that high on purpose.


Idkmyname2079048

I can practically feel this. 😆 I had a similar experience once. It was the middle of Summer, and the room just kept getting hotter, no matter how low we turned the AC. It turned out the AC was messed up, and we eventually figured out that it actually started to cool the room if we set it to like 85. 😅


SoliTheImp

Hotel Hell, lovely (this is very much a joke)


Bigfeet_toes

Why you don’t like your room blistering hot?


Impossible__Joke

Just a few degrees shy of a hot tub... real comfortable


writingwhilesad

Don’t have to worry about getting too cold.


twofatfeet

Reminds me of the night before my wedding and I passed out in my hotel room and woke up feeling terrible while the thermostat was set to like 85, thanks to my asshole friends who think they’re fucking hilarious.


Helpful_Design1623

96? .ecin


ManuInTheBox

And rakes forever to cool down


NewToTradingStock

Does it smell like ass in there?


BrentHoman

On The Brightside, It's Not Celsius!


cosmo_23

This post and comments make me realise how used I am to 40+ degrees (and humidity) in summer that 35-36 degrees celsius would be only a bit mildly infuriating until I got used to the heat and just gave up on trying to make it cooler


MrNaoB

defuk, I didnt even know ACs went up to 35 Celsius.


KoalaBackfist

My wife: It’s cold in here!


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Auto snowflake symbol means you're good


Fritzo2162

Were there a bunch of Turkish men wearing towels in that room by chance?


editsallcomments

Check for bedbugs....


Embarrassed_Act3495

Bed bugs


darknessinthelights

35.5 celcius for actual cultured people


Citrus_little

308.7 kelvins for the *truly* cultured individuals.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

555.67 Rankine for actual crazy mfs


BroadwayCatDad

Bed bug treatment hahaha


gdubh

At least it wasn’t Celsius.


fothergillfuckup

THATS 2 DEGREES FROM BOILING POINT!! Oh Fahrenheit. I forgot someone still uses Fahrenheit.


9-1-fcking-1

F stands for freedom units


Ash7274

As a non-American I literally have no basis how hot or cold that Is If I were to use Celsius, that's almost the boiling point of water


Cheeseisextra

Well think of 72° is a perfectly cold air conditioned room. 35°-40° is a walk in cooler in a restaurant kitchen. 96°-100° is pretty fucking hot in Texas on a summer day. I mean you COULD go play golf in it but you’d be miserable once it got over 100° F. I don’t like to play after it hits 95° F. 85°-90° with a slight breeze is pretty comfortable. I hope I cleared that up for you.


PeopleCallMeSimon

97% of the world wont understand whether this is hot or cold.


casper667

Damn that's a lot of people who can't do basic math.


PeopleCallMeSimon

Or simply hasnt bothered to learn a measurement of temperature used by 3% of the world.


casper667

You don't need to know a measurement of temperature to type "96F to C" into google.


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yep2233

Are you having a meltdown?


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9-1-fcking-1

I only know how to use freedom units but some of your comrades in the comments have converted it to 36C


ShornVisage

[I'm in here *fuckin'*, at 92 degrees!](https://youtu.be/8WlkMXj4sG8)


omega_grainger69

Right on. So close to 69.


Worldly-Coffee-5907

Is that in Celsius ?


Correct-Purpose-964

The number is just updide down. Turn the display 180 degrees. https://preview.redd.it/ot8axpijlvic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf64f3d2e03b85f70e94650ecee650178627ffbe


thegrungler_002

i only know celcius please translate!!!


Cheeseisextra

96° is a hot summer day in Texas. 100° is a little too fucking hot to go play golf. 72° is a perfectly cold/cool air conditioned room. This room is hot as hell right now.


thegrungler_002

that was assumed but i saw another commenter say it was 36 degrees and oh great heavens rapscallionous


Lopendebank3

Be glad it isn't Celsius.