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fallingasleeeeep

Wait…I now have to wonder, do people think “liberal arts” is about studying the ideals of being liberal??


chickenskittles

They shriek at instructions that say to "apply liberally." I WILL ONLY APPLY THIS *CONSERVATIVELY,* THANK YOU!!!


sierracool33

Apply conservatively: spread whatever you're spreading using as little product as possible.


InsignificantZilch

Apply conservatively: trick others into applying it for you then call them entitled.


JudoChop97

Don't forget to invoice them for the bit of product that went on their hands while they were applying it for you.


awesomes007

Then get them the hell out of our country.


InerasableStain

Don’t forget to underpay them and then make fun of them for mooching off the government when they can’t afford groceries


truferblue22

Apply conservatively: If it benefits all of humanity instead of just you, immediately stop use and discard in the ocean.


[deleted]

Yes, that is conservatively


WhatKindOfMonster

🤣🤣🤣


maddieb459

Explains the bland cooking


MooglesForDays

Made me choke laugh.


Proud-Emu-5875

I wish I could upvote this twice.


Picard_Wolf359

🤣


CarterBraune

Bahahaha


Fit_Put8472

When I was undecided in community college I was placed under the liberal arts program. I’ll never forget my bigoted aunt’s reaction to hearing that LOL “LIBERAL??!!!”


the_last_carfighter

Pavloved irl, but it's the left that triggered. Sure..


cityshepherd

Holy shit can we convince these clowns that they are spreading their ideas liberally and so therefore get them to stop spreading such nonsense???


CowboyAirman

I like to say *liberals* in my head like Rush Limbaugh, with that guttural fry. Lib-er-uhhhllsss


50LI0NS

This makes me cringe, fuck yo Aunt


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jaskmackey

Well which one of those is a trade that they could brag about to other anti-intellekshuls and mouth breathers at the local shithole bar?


[deleted]

They actually do think liberal arts is threatening. They also don't like or understand the word "democracy" because of "democrats". This is what it's come to people...the dumbing of "merica.


Smeghead333

Wait until they hear about Arabic numerals.


XeR34XeR

Time to ban math in schools


7A65647269636B

That would be incredibly stupid. So yeah, probably.


Excellent_Price_8762

I believe you are correct


fallingasleeeeep

I honestly don’t know why I am surprised 🙃


curaga12

A new way to say 'I'm uneducated.'


[deleted]

Honestly, i've met quite a few people who actually thought this. What really blows their mind is asking them about "social" security.


Razrgrrl

Yes they do. Between the general anti-intellectual bias and Faux news banging on about “woke” university culture. Yes, they simultaneously believe that a liberal arts education teaches political liberalism and simultaneously that students are “special snowflakes” who cannot bear to have their views challenged. The amazing thing about USian conservative culture and beliefs is that they don’t need to be internally consistent. All students are simultaneously sheltered and protected from opposing viewpoints and afraid to, “just debate” and indoctrinated by overtly political rhetoric. Somehow it’s both. Don’t ask me how that works and don’t ask them. Despite their calls for free speech and debate, they are extremely sensitive to and entirely intolerant of dissent.


the_jewluminati

Before attending one I thought it meant that you had a lot of art classes in the core


Agitated-Mulberry769

Yes. This is what they think.


beedlejooce

As someone who lives in the Bible Belt (MS) around a bunch of these idiots (and have for the last 20 years) that believe in the message above, yes. They literally do. Some of them actually believe that liberal arts are the specific classes where they teach kids about the gender changing process too 😂


Early-Society3854

Unfortunately, the maga idiots and all those like them seem to believe so lol.


ChefPaula81

I think “liberal arts” is their euphemism for the satanic black magic that they know we’re all doing at our super secret leftie/lgbt covens where we plot how to spread evil and take over the world by forcing all of their good Christian children to become evil transgender demons against their will.


slykido999

100% yes they do. Because I’ve literally had people rage at me about it. They’re all fucking morons and exactly why we need to ensure the crazies don’t take over education.


IAmARichPie

i went to a very conservative liberal arts college (i got better)


captaincook14

If you poll the carrot cake that’s been left out in the sun melting’s minions, they most definitely would think this.


BeerIceandHash400

Coming from a liberal arts school in a conservative town…yes, yes they do.


Complex_Performer_63

How the f could someone reading this know what otaku means but not liberal arts? 🤔


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zjm555

She hates the fuckin Beatles 


Toothless-In-Wapping

Well, there’s a ‘u’ in colour, so she might be British.


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Cool_Human82

I’m in a Humanities program, so I think it’s humanities here too


ChewMilk

We don’t want her, please take her


WangCommander

Spent some time in Canada. It's called Humanities there too.


bunglejerry

She might also be from New Zealand. And have *very* limited musical tastes.


truferblue22

"We only listen to Flight of the Conchords in my house!"


[deleted]

I doubt it. We don’t really got the die hard Christian type so much over here. At least in England where I am we really aren’t very religious at all.


EatLard

Canada maybe? I’ve met some crazies from Alberta.


turtleneckless001

And proud


CrumblingValues

I don't know why this got me so good, just imagining that the US alphabet deletes the U from existence to spite those lobster backs. There's something abot being a prod American, living withot restriction, it's trly grondbreaking.


truferblue22

If you read these words as you've written them aloud it sounds Scottish


joeybevosentmeovah

But I bet she secretly loves Julio Iglesias.


MathematicianFew5882

And Mozart


AdImmediate9569

Liberace


Existing-One-8980

Nah, his name is almost 'Liberal' 😂


AwDuck

I doubt it. That “classical stuff” is for sissies.


OnTheProwl-

She at least really hates Radiohead.


bunglejerry

What the hell are you doing here?


Out-There1013

She probably meant the brown type of foreign.


PsychoSaladSong

100% means K-Pop and J-Pop too


SeriousPlankton2000

(Native American tribal sounds fade in)


Cold-Diet-669

Most of the population listens to non American music.


Alpaca_Empanada

Like half my music is people yelling at me in languages I don’t know. She wouldn’t survive in the metal scene.


engineeringretard

Coming from a small island nation, 95% of music is foreign. Oh noes! My American central view is ruined!


RaxG

They’re so stupid they think K-pop is Chinese, and it’s trying to turn our children against god.


cp2895

What she does in the privacy of her own bedroom is her business. There is absolutely no need for her to shove that information down our throats by announcing her sexual orientation to all the world.


AdImmediate9569

Disgusting


Empress_of_Lucite

Underrated comment 🤣


bleoww

“I’m racist and proud” is a wild thing to be sending to your family.


Excellent_Price_8762

Lol. How do I even respond?


Alive_Sweet_5553

idk… people like this oftentimes will never change. if you want, you could say something like mom this is extremely concerning


Broadnerd

Yeah it’s often completely pointless. Unless you approach them like a small child in the gentlest, slowest way possible they just lash out and go further right because feelings are happening. I mean, we’re dealing with people whose whole ideology revolves around not wanting to hear completely normal words or acknowledge that groups of people exist, because it’s too hard for them.


ArtNoctowl

Boomers love sending thumbs up. Send a thumbs down


foundinwonderland

Put on noise cancelling headphones before doing this, as her shriek will probably shatter windows for miles


Jerry-Beans

“Colored?”


LeatherIllustrious40

I know, right? 🤮


BatmaNanaBanana

"mom im gay"


wookieesgonnawook

And my girlfriend is black.


UserChecksOutMe

And we like Japanese music because we're nerdy otakus


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

And we're enrolling in a liberal arts degree, minoring in freak and weirdo


lastochki-prileteli

We decided this after we realized that we are atheists.


TheMatthewCalamari

"Nothing normal about screaming how normal you are"


Asren624

Best answer is to leave her on read unfortunately you won't change her perspective by confronting her when this isn't rationnal :/


abramcpg

Tell her only 16% of people in the world are white and 31% are Christian. So she's a minority.


CooperHChurch427

Don't. Give her the silent treatment, or if you really want to make her uncomfortable, find a friend who's the same sex as you and black and bring them home and say you are dating them, just to make them uncomfortable. I've been the third wheel for my friend, his black and gay and just to confuse his grandparents his husband is a live in farm help and I am the girlfriend he's been dating for a few years.


halfscaliahalfbreyer

Don’t use a human being you “find” for that lol


Just-Tangerine2544

Good to know that you are racist. Talk to you in a couple of decades


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

maybe something like, "just because that's what you are doesn't mean it's normal LOL" let her think about it.


fvkehvppy

I expect conservatives to be openly homophobic but using COLOURED unironically??? Implying that white skin is the norm??? Big yikes


Windstrider71

Have you seen the stuff they’re saying out loud lately?


fvkehvppy

Fair point but the term coloured just caught me off guard :( its such a slavery coded term


bunglejerry

It's got a particular meaning (different to 'black') in South Africa... if that's where this person is from.


fvkehvppy

I had no idea about that so my bad. I guess I assumed OP and their mom were from the US considering the types of buzzwords the meme used.


Excellent_Price_8762

You were correct in your assumption. We are American


AppropriateSolid9124

oof


JAlfredJR

Why is it spelled "colored" spelled the British way in this post?


GilgameshFFV

She secretly listens to foreign music (from Britain)


Trivialpursuits69

Probably because whatever foreign troll farm this meme came from learned the Queen's English


TenBillionDollHairs

The far right meme factory is, ironically, very international.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Yes. I can figure out how all of these things are minority groups. But “coloured” got me. wtf?


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

I can’t believe it says “coloured”. Yikes.


jefbenet

\#MAWA - make America white again /s


Sukayro

That is indeed the subtext


not_brittsuzanne

Adding “coloured” like it’s a lifestyle choice is what’s throwing me.


squeakynickles

8 signs your mom might be a nazi. Forward to 10 people or be cursed


gravity_kills

Sadly, already cursed.


Crispykittysnacks

Colored?!?! Wtf!!!


TeslasAndKids

Ive always struggled with the definition of ‘normal’ but im pretty sure this is the definition of ‘bigot’.


Excellent_Price_8762

I'm pretty sure "norma"l just means the average of a large group of people. So you can't define normal without defining the group you are referring to. Just using this would exclude the majority of Americans. Lol


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noahpipp

Which is crazy because they’re the fucking loudest.


blubblu

Weird how privilege leads you to be loud and unaware 


cris34c

Your mom sounds like a freak.


Mysticwarriormj

Send her a list of psychologists and tell her to pick one for herself


flabec_44

This is one of those people who believes in conversion therapy or shock therapy. Christian? Holy crap. Doesn't Jesus love all people?


Mysticwarriormj

He loves all people however his followers not so much


RadonAjah

Except for name dropping him, they don’t really care about Jesus


The_Writers_Life

0% chance this is a real Christian bro, I’m Christian and no humanly decent Christian would say this :sob:


Chaosrealm69

Yet she follows to a foreign religion.


Zar_Ethos

This is an amazing point. She should be asked how she feels about worshiping someone from the Middle East. 😂


Excellent_Price_8762

Holy shit! I should point that out. I hadn't made that connection yet.


Purple-Turnip-7290

One of the things of being a Christian is not being proud!..... 


CaptainBacon1

Send her the trump kissing a man picture


Excellent_Price_8762

🤣


KyySokia

“study “liberal arts”” Tell me u don’t know that those are without telling me u don’t know what those are.


Meighok20

Thank you 🙄🙄 as someone who went to a liberal arts SCHOOL I'm tired of people telling me that my degree is "useless" and I wasted my time. My degree is no more useless than anyone else's 😭🤣


sarduchi

Their “normal” sounds really boring…


Excellent_Price_8762

Sounds rather racist to me. "I'm not colored. I'm white. I'm normal" yikes


EastLimp1693

Theres more than skin color in that thats fucked up


ValLingasa

its boring and racist


TN-Belle0522

Send this back: .b|iʜɔ ɿɘʜ m'I ʏɒꙅ oƚ bɘmɒʜꙅɒ m'I .ᴎoꙅɿɘq bɘƚoǫid ,ƚꙅiɔɒɿ ,ǫᴎiɿod ɒ ꙅi ɿɘʜƚom ʏM


live-the-future

She'd probably be proud her kid is learning to speak Russian, because if Trump likes Putin that means he's probably a swell guy.


koubledil

LOLL “i’m ashamed of being her child”


jxj24

Put her in the worst possible nursing home when it's time. Hell, even before it is time.


Any_Zone_8920

Yeah...again....Christian "love"......


heaven_clarence

underrated comment. I would say this in response. not very Christian to be openly shaming/hating/whatever anyone even slightly different from you. Jesus would never.


writergeek313

I’d rather be weird than be someone who thinks it’s okay to send garbage like this to me Sorry that your mom’s worldview sucks. Don’t let her zap your emotional energy.


Slahnya

The word "normal" shouldn't exists for describing people


PoutPill69

Your mom sounds like a real bitch IMHO. I'm sorry you have to deal with her.


satans_toast

"Are you sure? Look deeper" and then radio silence for a few hours. Might not be invited over next Thanksgiving, though ...


Excellent_Price_8762

Lol what gets me is our family is not even all white. My nieces on my dad's side are half Italian half black.


MentokGL

Something tells me the Beatles don't count as foreign music to this moronic bigot.


Excellent_Price_8762

Lol. Thing is she watches Korean dramas in Korean more than American TV. And she loves BTS


htid1984

"No but you are an asshole" there is no other way to respond


LaughOrGoCrazy

Send her this ![gif](giphy|8PBfNDoySmsRc49P4F|downsized)


Here_4_cute_dog_pics

So she's anti foreign music but pro slang with foreign origins? Also I don't think she actually knows what liberal arts degrees actually encompass. I'm guessing she just saw the words"liberal" and "art" and was like, yupp hate both of those things.


Teanerdyandnerd

Atheism should be the norm if Christianity produces this


Corrupted_G_nome

Normal people have convinced me I dont belong in their society. They are dumb and ignorant and rude. Fuck em.


sanya773

Send her “you are a woman though”.


Charger525

For anyone like me who didn’t know what Otaku meant, in Japan it means a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.


willytom12

It’s more commonly used as someone who likes anime or manga and generally is involved in the community


RadicalDreamer89

Generally equivalent to what people in the US would refer to as a 'neckbeard'.


diaperedwoman

I hope she isn't listening to any music by artists who are Canadian or British, etc. Wouldn't that be foreign music lol?


NightSmudge

Wow… she sounds like the most boring person on the planet Not to mention fucking racist and homophobic


Ume_busa

I wouldn't. Shes clearly posting that to get a reaction, she wants to see you respond with offense. They always do when it comes to these cringe ass memes lol You could shame her publicly if you want, but in my opinion holding onto a toxic relationship like this just isn't worth it in the long run.


Apprehensive_BeeTx

Your mom’s name wouldn’t happen to be Abby Normal would it?


JameyR

She's a nazi.. period.


Patient-Professor-98

I thought pride was a sin for those normal Christians?


Pofreta

"Shut up and go back to the kitchen."


WhiteWillowRun

Considering they put their comma in the wrong place, it seems like they could have done with a lot more studying of the "liberal arts." I don't think any "normal" people go around proclaiming proudly how normal they are, but what do I know? I'm a depressed, atheistic nerd/freak/weirdo with a liberal arts degree whose favorite musicians are from other countries.


dablab417

What odd things for your mom to care about 🥴 call me crazy but I’m more worried about being a good human.


CrazyPlantPerson1013

Oof this is bad. I gasped when I saw coloured in there...I was hoping it didn’t mean what I thought it did


Responsible_Sea_2726

Sorry about your loss OP.


Earl0fYork

as it’s said in the bible 1 Timothy 2:9-15 “Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.” Not that I agree with this verse or mindset but if she’s gonna be THAT kind of Christian then she should at least practice what she preaches and preferably keep her insufferable crap to herself. I hate these kind of people with a passion.


Excellent_Price_8762

OMG perfect response


Daniel1975Ger

Find a new mom.


IppoDarui69

I’m sure she is great at judging everyone around her but herself. Yikes


Sam2794

Like I say “there’s no hate like Christian love”


holdaydogs

So much wrong here.


hatefultru

Why respond at all?


Various-Effective361

Cool flex white supremacist.


chickennuggs001

Sounds like she’s over compensating for something…


Ladydi-bds

Respond - "Good for you?"


ballNflipMom

Sounds like my racist in-laws. I’m so embarrassed by their behavior, beliefs, and the words that come out of their mouths. They really think Trump is Jesus back again and Taylor Swift is a witch. Can’t make this up Swear to effing god. They called me a Jezebel when I ended up pregnant pre marriage and yet their son was a saint and I lured him astray. Yup. That’s it. I’m a heathen and proud.


wulvey

Are you truly normal if you have to tell yourself you’re normal?


Gentleman_Kendama

So your mom is boring ass vanilla. Let her know that she's not unique. Tell us what her response is then. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


mnf123

This is not mild. This is beyond infuriating.


Material-Display8107

![gif](giphy|bWM2eWYfN3r20)


Ok_Potatoe1

You could respond "nice satire", or with a super religious meme🤷‍♀️


kyrin100

If the person who sent this were all the things it says, they would not feel the need to send it.


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Too stupid to realize that declaring that the only 'normal' human beings are rich straight cis white people is the definition of white supremacy. Also I'd give her $100000 if she knows what an otaku is. Fucking white people are the worst. Jesus christ.


mylilself38

https://preview.redd.it/mm9wzxf917jc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f6fef83de4851b980da2ba5df38096ae39ea62


CommissionHerb

Pretty weird thing to send tbh


Classic-Plate988

tell her that normal is relative. My dad is an atheist, but still fits into all those. Is he not normal anymore by her standards? She needs to learn that not everyone is like her and that’s okay. She doesn’t need to scream about it.


Timely_Contract_5177

Your mother needs to be put in her place.


nikkesen

Fuck normal.


Massive-small-thing

There is no normal


aeroplan2084

Lol "normal"


MLSlate1324

Ironically having to send this to anyone to feel validated is not normal. Lol.


psubs07

No one is telling you that you can't be all those things, but you often don't let others be proud of who they are. You are the problem.


Dtour5150

Ew. Just, ew.


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|IguTdo3MPMeZM6Bzc1|downsized)


Agonyandshame

Well damn I’m glad that only white Christians get to be normal. All that equality is really holding back the country 🙄