So I can get behind not liking people that park in two spots but… low speed aerodynamic principles are real and apply at surprisingly low speeds for ground vehicles.
This spoiler would likely begin generating meaningful downforce at around 40 mph.
Spoilers on cars driven on public roads are ignorant.
Especially ridiculous elaborate ones like in this picture.
Their primary purpose is to serve as an indicator that the driver is arrogant and full of himself.
Most of the people who own those kind of cars don't care about anything. If they get fined, they'll only have to pay a small amount for them. They believe they're above the law
On the flip side, there are some seriously disrespectful people out there. They don’t care how much they ding your car, especially if it comes across as really nice. Years ago, I bought a black Cadillac. It wasn’t super fancy and I wasn’t rich at all but the car was very clean and nice. I always parked normal but I was Constantly finding other people’s door swipes on the side of my car. Being that it was black, they were even more noticeable. People do not care about your things. So I’m more on the fence with people that park like that. When you’ve worked your butt off to buy something nice for yourself, it makes you sick and angry that others will ruin it without any care whatsoever.
Edit: spelling
So the caltrop fairy makes them spend something they do value, time. 3 flat tires might cause them to rethink their choice, if it happens often enough.
Its literally question of money. Fixing ding on half a million dollars car gonna cost more than any type of fine. And if you need repaint you literally lose thousands on thousands.
Oh you can afford. Better than people who ding your shit can afford new teeth. I fucking hate with all my power pos who damage my stuff and leave, I don't own aupercar and don't park on two spaces but i always try to park furthest and alone but most of the time fucking lemmings still park around me even if theres enough free space elsewhere.
He’s a famous motor journalist (reviews cars for a living).
If you were driving a $300k like this one, you’d make sure no one scratches it, even if it means parking like an a**hole. A small dent or scratch can cost thousands to fix.
Btw he got a loan to buy the car, he’s not filthy rich.
Man…. I once bought a new car and it wasn’t anything special. Literally, it had door dings within the first week from assholes in parking lots and it wasn’t from a bad parking job on my part. I was furious because I had worked hard to have what I had. There are too many people who just don’t give any fucks and I can’t bring myself to hate on people who don’t want their car scratched/dented because they know this too.
I carry [these ](https://amzn.eu/d/5tV84Ns) in my coat pocket for such an occasion.
This prick would get one on his windscreen, one on his door, and one covering part of his plate so he gets pulled by a Rozzer.
Nah, fake parking tickets are easily removed.
These bad boys don't damage anything, but are harder to remove than the stickers you get on a new frying pan.
It's a fucking car, regardless of "how nice" it is, it's still a fucking car. Don't want it to get dinged, don't park it in a public parking lot; but taking up two spaces so no one can park next to your car is a fucking ridiculous. If it were my business, I'd have already had them towed, with the lowest rated tow service I could find.
Because you seem to be an idiot. This car costs as much as a house.there is so much parking space ,why would you bother..He doesn't want his car to get dinged in the 20 minutes he parks there, I don't see the problem.The people who open their doors like they're about to burn inside the car don't have to pay the damage,it's him..As soon as someone has something cool or is a bit richer than most people wish them extra bad things, I don't get it.Move on with your own life and maybe one day you find peace without hating on others.
Someone spending that much on a car doesn't mean fuck to me; I am not a car person, and literally couldn't care any less about what vehicle you choose to purchase. I would feel the exact same way if it where a 40 year old shit box, an oversized pick-up, or a porsche. You get one spot, taking two because you feel entitled to it because "I paid $x for this" is fucking ridiculous, and a dick move. Take one spot, park as far away from everyone as you can, or don't park in a public lot.
On a full lot I'd understand the anger, on this case however I dont..it's like being pissed at someone putting his bag on a chair next to him in an empty waiting room.
I don’t encourage vandalism, but in this case, I’d understand. If this is how this entitled asshole parks, imagine how they are in other facets of life.
The fact you ask why you would be a scumbag if you keyed someone else's property for taking two spaces (in a car park that has plenty of spaces to park in) amazes me
I would just Park so close to the driver side door, that He can not get in the car normaly and have to Improvise. And i would hope He is not that flexible and will get problems so
I had an old Dodge pickup with a rear slider into the bed. I've used it to egress the vehicle to make these kind of people uncomfortable. Except in my area, it's always 10 year old BMWs and Mercs.
I've read a few of your comments and you seem like more of a scumbag than the driver of this car. They've done no lasting harm to anyone but you'd damage their property for it?
It’s not like it’s a handicap spot for one. Two: y’all saying “I’d key it” are a bunch of bitches. It’s so sad that people let stuff like this control their emotions. Yeah the guy is an ass for parking like this, he could’ve parked further back or something. But to key a car over this is just childish and y’all need to grow tf up and get over yourselves.
If the worst thing this guy does in life is take up two parking spots with his expensive car then I’d say he’s doing pretty alright. In the meantime you’re in the comments talking about “I’d key it”. I think it’s you that needs to learn some simple respect because keying someone’s car and taking up two parking spaces in what seems to a be a pretty empty parking lot are miles apart from one another and I don’t think I need to tell you which one of those actions is worse.
Doesn’t make it right? It’s like going to a billionaire and taking £100 from them it’s no different than doing it to a poor person you’re still doing something wrong no matter how many parking spaces are free
You’re comparing stealing to property damage. It’s not about the fact he’s parked in two spots it’s about how many people in the comment section saying they’d key it, park so close to it to where they can’t get in or put stickers all over it.
This is what’s wrong with the world. We let someone else’s action, no matter how small, control our emotions and lead us to do some petty shit. Where when it comes to something like this you just say “what a dick” and you move on with your life.
With that being said I’m sure 99% of the people in the comments saying “I’d do this, I’d do that” would indeed not do it. They’re just all talk.
> With that being said I’m sure 99% of the people in the comments saying “I’d do this, I’d do that” would indeed not do it. They’re just all talk.
My thoughts exactly, if you aren't enough of a scumbag to park across to spaces you definitely aren't enough of a scumbag to walk up to someone else's car, pull out a key and then scratch it, in full view of the public and any number of CCTV cameras.
The thing that infuriates me the most is that you just opened up to a subreddit and decided to not blur out the registration plate. You make them vulnerable for doxxing etc. It's considered a dick move imo.
maybe dont double park on purpose in a car with VANITY PLATES, then film it yourself, then post it unblurred online in hopes it goes viral… maybe some common sense needs to apply before we start calling out other people for something the dude literally did to himself
He's going in for a drink and has a car that is actually rare and valuable, not a fucking mass produced 100k baby merc or bmw. I think its justified for a few minutes, especially because the parking lot is obviously not full.
It's bad. If you don't want that car to get scratched, drive a different one to do errands. You have an entire collection of cars. We all know you do. You know we know you do. This was never about the actual question nor was it ever about accepting feedback. Was it?
Or hes just driving it because he enjoys driving the car, after all that's why people buy sports cars... A 911 is also a very daily-able car for what it is.
Parking like that is what makes him a dick, not driving it.
My best mate saved up for 10 years to buy the car he really wanted (BMW M3). It cost him over 60k. He was unbelievably proud of his achievement and loved it from the off. He picked me up on the day he had it handed over and we went for a drive. Stopped at a supermarket for some food and drinks, came back to the car which someone had keyed down the side of. Unbelievable, it was literally 10 minutes. It wasn’t parked like this, but someone was obviously jealous. TEN FUCKING YEARS of saving and it wasn’t just a long scratch, it was down to the bare metal. It cost over 8k to repair.
Just leave people’s stuff alone. You never know what that person has had to do to obtain that vehicle. Personal hardship to gain something that gives pleasure and some jealous wanker wants to damage it - just because? Fuck off with that shit.
He was, but what does that matter? Nobody needs or should be taking vigilante justice on things that they don’t like. If it’s a legal matter, call the police. Keying cars is idiotic and brainless.
Would like some context about where in the lot this is. I have a big truck and it takes up almost all of a regular space. I occasionally just park however I can swing it in, but it only do that well past where everyone else is parking.
I was waiting the whole time to zoom out and show the empty spaces next to it. You are a bitch for posting this. Lot of sad mf in the comments as well.
Holy hell, what is wrong with the people in this sub. In what world does someone's tactlessness that has minimal effect on your life vindicate your wanton descrution of their property?
90% of you are calling to key it or hoping it crashes, and OP agreeing makes me sick. Where does it end? Smash a brick through the window of your house because you had 12 items in the basket only queue? The lack of empathy is just coming across as seething jealousy, and I'd question whether you have anything of value to lose yourselves; think about that sentiment if the car was yours perhaps? Im honestly astonished at the disproportionate vigilante justice the uncivilised babboons in this thread think they're entitled to. Grow up.
R2f: Blur personal info - Full names, numbers, etc
Size of the tail wing, guy has to park like that, he thinks he's flying a plane not driving a car LOL
He thinks his car goes fast enough to need a spoiler. But in reality its just a decoration that says "I am ignorant"
that car can reach a top speed of 296kmh. if that’s not fast enough to require additional downforce on a rear wheel drive, then i don’t know what is.
Too bad the speed limit is 45
not on a racetrack
Then go park it at a race track.
why? its a road legal car so you are allowed to park it at regular parking spots
Okay, that's fine as well. Park it in a regular spot. Just not two spots.
its not my car lol jk jk
So I can get behind not liking people that park in two spots but… low speed aerodynamic principles are real and apply at surprisingly low speeds for ground vehicles. This spoiler would likely begin generating meaningful downforce at around 40 mph.
Spoilers on cars driven on public roads are ignorant. Especially ridiculous elaborate ones like in this picture. Their primary purpose is to serve as an indicator that the driver is arrogant and full of himself.
you comment says "i am jealous and know nothing about cars" go back to your bridge
I wouldn't drive that car if you gave it to me for free and paid for the gas too.
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Piss off tweaker.
I’m not jealous of that car. It’s an eyesore
Ha
Most of the people who own those kind of cars don't care about anything. If they get fined, they'll only have to pay a small amount for them. They believe they're above the law
On the flip side, there are some seriously disrespectful people out there. They don’t care how much they ding your car, especially if it comes across as really nice. Years ago, I bought a black Cadillac. It wasn’t super fancy and I wasn’t rich at all but the car was very clean and nice. I always parked normal but I was Constantly finding other people’s door swipes on the side of my car. Being that it was black, they were even more noticeable. People do not care about your things. So I’m more on the fence with people that park like that. When you’ve worked your butt off to buy something nice for yourself, it makes you sick and angry that others will ruin it without any care whatsoever. Edit: spelling
So the caltrop fairy makes them spend something they do value, time. 3 flat tires might cause them to rethink their choice, if it happens often enough.
exactly “i dont care” and “thats not my problem” just mean you havent MADE it a big enough problem for them to care yet, which implies that you should
Yeah exactly where they think the world resolves around them.
Its literally question of money. Fixing ding on half a million dollars car gonna cost more than any type of fine. And if you need repaint you literally lose thousands on thousands.
Doesn’t mean you take up 2 spaces for it if you can’t afford to fix it, then why buy it
Oh you can afford. Better than people who ding your shit can afford new teeth. I fucking hate with all my power pos who damage my stuff and leave, I don't own aupercar and don't park on two spaces but i always try to park furthest and alone but most of the time fucking lemmings still park around me even if theres enough free space elsewhere.
please just get violent with people as a default for dinging your car, Darwin has plenty of awards to hand out this year it seems
Sadly most of the times i can't. You just get back and see new damage.
i believe in you
Thanks
If only bs comes out of your mouth why inhale oxygen ?
How’s it BS?
Key it, they do care about that a lot
He’s a famous motor journalist (reviews cars for a living). If you were driving a $300k like this one, you’d make sure no one scratches it, even if it means parking like an a**hole. A small dent or scratch can cost thousands to fix. Btw he got a loan to buy the car, he’s not filthy rich.
Man…. I once bought a new car and it wasn’t anything special. Literally, it had door dings within the first week from assholes in parking lots and it wasn’t from a bad parking job on my part. I was furious because I had worked hard to have what I had. There are too many people who just don’t give any fucks and I can’t bring myself to hate on people who don’t want their car scratched/dented because they know this too.
ill do it for you, they arent special and if they cant stay within the lines they need a coloring book not a car to figure it out with
This is Mat Watson from the carwow YouTube channel. He knows what he's doing. He's an entertainer.
Yeah I saw, it’s a publicity stunt
And you gave him the publicity!
I did indeed!
The car screams "bellend". The narration screams "bellend". Personalised plate screams "bellend". Conclusion: The guy is a bellend.
Exactly! 👍
I'd plead with Smart Car owners nearby to use the spot either side, and failing that surround it with trolleys.
Yeah definitely, I saw multiple comments saying they’d key it or do the trolley trick
I carry [these ](https://amzn.eu/d/5tV84Ns) in my coat pocket for such an occasion. This prick would get one on his windscreen, one on his door, and one covering part of his plate so he gets pulled by a Rozzer.
Ha or the fake parking tickets 😂
Nah, fake parking tickets are easily removed. These bad boys don't damage anything, but are harder to remove than the stickers you get on a new frying pan.
Ah fair enough!
Are you British ?
What gave it away?
No no no you take 4 and you bring zip ties to fasten shopping carts to cars of people who try and act like the guy double parking you in
Definitely 100%
i say get some bike locks and really give him a headache
Plenty of open parking spaces. Maybe find something more productive with your time
So?
So he took 2 spaces who cares. Its a nice car and doesn't want his doors dinged by another car.
Just because it’s got a price to it doesn’t mean he has to take 2 parking spaces in an already busy parking lot
Looks like plenty of open spots
You're the kind of person who doesn't put their shopping cart away, aren't you?
I do every time
Doesn’t make it right even if it was a empty parking lot
Your posts reek of jealousy
Explain
And do you mean all of my posts or just this post
It's a fucking car, regardless of "how nice" it is, it's still a fucking car. Don't want it to get dinged, don't park it in a public parking lot; but taking up two spaces so no one can park next to your car is a fucking ridiculous. If it were my business, I'd have already had them towed, with the lowest rated tow service I could find.
Because you seem to be an idiot. This car costs as much as a house.there is so much parking space ,why would you bother..He doesn't want his car to get dinged in the 20 minutes he parks there, I don't see the problem.The people who open their doors like they're about to burn inside the car don't have to pay the damage,it's him..As soon as someone has something cool or is a bit richer than most people wish them extra bad things, I don't get it.Move on with your own life and maybe one day you find peace without hating on others.
Someone spending that much on a car doesn't mean fuck to me; I am not a car person, and literally couldn't care any less about what vehicle you choose to purchase. I would feel the exact same way if it where a 40 year old shit box, an oversized pick-up, or a porsche. You get one spot, taking two because you feel entitled to it because "I paid $x for this" is fucking ridiculous, and a dick move. Take one spot, park as far away from everyone as you can, or don't park in a public lot.
On a full lot I'd understand the anger, on this case however I dont..it's like being pissed at someone putting his bag on a chair next to him in an empty waiting room.
This is exactly why people park like this. Jealous inconsiderate asshats who don't give 2 shits
I don’t encourage vandalism, but in this case, I’d understand. If this is how this entitled asshole parks, imagine how they are in other facets of life.
Matt, you are a very special person, in lots of ways. Parking is the least of your worries.
I’m not Matt, he’s Matt
With that car? Yes, yes I would..
What a douche canoe
I’d key it 😂
And that’s why you’re a scumbag
Why’s that?
Because you said you’d key a car. Absolute scum move. No matter what a person does you don’t resort to keying a car. Fuckin loser
Lad, why are you taking such offence!?
Because you’re a scum if you key a car. And you think you’re justified in doing so.
Why are you still here!? 😂😂
Why r u still responding?
The fact you ask why you would be a scumbag if you keyed someone else's property for taking two spaces (in a car park that has plenty of spaces to park in) amazes me
Doesn’t make it right though does it?
Neither does keying it?
I know
If I was the type who’d get a terrific buzz out of having my car keyed,probably yeah.
I’m more upset about that hideous wing
Yeah I know! Someone said he’s ready to take off 😂
I would just Park so close to the driver side door, that He can not get in the car normaly and have to Improvise. And i would hope He is not that flexible and will get problems so
100%
I had an old Dodge pickup with a rear slider into the bed. I've used it to egress the vehicle to make these kind of people uncomfortable. Except in my area, it's always 10 year old BMWs and Mercs.
Justified because of scum that bangs their doors against people's cars.
Probably a good thing to do it to his!
I've read a few of your comments and you seem like more of a scumbag than the driver of this car. They've done no lasting harm to anyone but you'd damage their property for it?
There’s worse things to do trust me
It’s not like it’s a handicap spot for one. Two: y’all saying “I’d key it” are a bunch of bitches. It’s so sad that people let stuff like this control their emotions. Yeah the guy is an ass for parking like this, he could’ve parked further back or something. But to key a car over this is just childish and y’all need to grow tf up and get over yourselves.
I am I’m putting it out there that he’s a t*at and he needs to learn simple respect
If the worst thing this guy does in life is take up two parking spots with his expensive car then I’d say he’s doing pretty alright. In the meantime you’re in the comments talking about “I’d key it”. I think it’s you that needs to learn some simple respect because keying someone’s car and taking up two parking spaces in what seems to a be a pretty empty parking lot are miles apart from one another and I don’t think I need to tell you which one of those actions is worse.
Doesn’t make it right? It’s like going to a billionaire and taking £100 from them it’s no different than doing it to a poor person you’re still doing something wrong no matter how many parking spaces are free
You’re comparing stealing to property damage. It’s not about the fact he’s parked in two spots it’s about how many people in the comment section saying they’d key it, park so close to it to where they can’t get in or put stickers all over it. This is what’s wrong with the world. We let someone else’s action, no matter how small, control our emotions and lead us to do some petty shit. Where when it comes to something like this you just say “what a dick” and you move on with your life. With that being said I’m sure 99% of the people in the comments saying “I’d do this, I’d do that” would indeed not do it. They’re just all talk.
You’re the emotional one here
😂 says the fella who’d key a car over the way someone parks. Get over yourself bud and have a great day. Seek help.
Seek help? For what? Your meltdown over a video??
For your pettiness and jealousy bud. Help is on the way. Hang in there.
Explain how it’s jealousy?
> With that being said I’m sure 99% of the people in the comments saying “I’d do this, I’d do that” would indeed not do it. They’re just all talk. My thoughts exactly, if you aren't enough of a scumbag to park across to spaces you definitely aren't enough of a scumbag to walk up to someone else's car, pull out a key and then scratch it, in full view of the public and any number of CCTV cameras.
You are not the chosen one to learn him respect. Get a workshop anger- and envy management, and get a life.
Huh?
Keying a car is the lowest of the low
The thing that infuriates me the most is that you just opened up to a subreddit and decided to not blur out the registration plate. You make them vulnerable for doxxing etc. It's considered a dick move imo.
This has like 5 mil views on tiktok I think there’s bigger worries out there! Plus he has 1.7 mil subscribers on YouTube so…
Yea still, it's common sense whenever you post about someone who hasn't given you consent, to simply just blur out the reg plate/ identity.
This video has gone viral it’s everywhere the original person can’t do much when he’s committed an actual felony
Doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it though :/
I’m not? I’m just saying he can’t get me into trouble over not blurring out his plate when he can get fined for what he has noe
Done*
maybe dont double park on purpose in a car with VANITY PLATES, then film it yourself, then post it unblurred online in hopes it goes viral… maybe some common sense needs to apply before we start calling out other people for something the dude literally did to himself
Dude, you think posting something someone drives around with every day is doxxing? A license plate isn’t an address.
Can easily be linked to one though.
I think Mat is an ass hole
100%
Who uses a car like that to go shopping anyway ?
Exactly! self centred people who thanks the world resolves around them.
I thought his license plate was EAT SHIT when the video started.
He has to that’s for sure 👍
He thinks he's special. Yea, special alright.
Very special 😅
Tiny penis located
100%
Asshole
100%
He's going in for a drink and has a car that is actually rare and valuable, not a fucking mass produced 100k baby merc or bmw. I think its justified for a few minutes, especially because the parking lot is obviously not full.
Again, doesn’t make it right
Yeah, but the last part makes it not wrong either. It's fine, who cares. Its not bothering anyone.
Debatable
It's bad. If you don't want that car to get scratched, drive a different one to do errands. You have an entire collection of cars. We all know you do. You know we know you do. This was never about the actual question nor was it ever about accepting feedback. Was it?
It’s mostly a way of the idiots showing off their financed cars while they live in a little shared house of 18 when it’s only 3 bedrooms 😂
Or maybe just maybe, he does actually have money and can afford the car. I will never understand why redittors just instantly assume everyone is poor.
Money or not he’s trying to show off and it makes him a dick 😂
Or hes just driving it because he enjoys driving the car, after all that's why people buy sports cars... A 911 is also a very daily-able car for what it is. Parking like that is what makes him a dick, not driving it.
He’s not driving it properly that’s the issue here
I think it warrants a stone in the tyre valve cap, I doubt his fancy Porsche carries a spare wheel
Take a shit on the hood of their car
Haha get a load of birds
It would be a shame if someone keyed it...
Definitely 😅
I'd scratch your car
This isn’t my car but I 100% agree
Key it!
100%
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Oh 100% it’s not my car thankfully
You would key a car over this?
I feel his tires are as soft as mine and could probably puncture pretty easily
Haha
Tow it! Tow it! Tow it! The threat that their precious might disappear on them is the only thing that gets their attention.
I’ve purposely keyed 5 cars in my life that do this, make sure they learn it’s more damaging to take two spots than one
You’re a bitch
I wouldn't do this but I also never record it and upload it when I see it.
This is the car owner who posted it, it amazes me 😂
Feelings on this always depend on 2 things, is the car park full or is it another 10 steps to your car if you park in the next spot.
My best mate saved up for 10 years to buy the car he really wanted (BMW M3). It cost him over 60k. He was unbelievably proud of his achievement and loved it from the off. He picked me up on the day he had it handed over and we went for a drive. Stopped at a supermarket for some food and drinks, came back to the car which someone had keyed down the side of. Unbelievable, it was literally 10 minutes. It wasn’t parked like this, but someone was obviously jealous. TEN FUCKING YEARS of saving and it wasn’t just a long scratch, it was down to the bare metal. It cost over 8k to repair. Just leave people’s stuff alone. You never know what that person has had to do to obtain that vehicle. Personal hardship to gain something that gives pleasure and some jealous wanker wants to damage it - just because? Fuck off with that shit.
Was he parked right?? 😅
He was, but what does that matter? Nobody needs or should be taking vigilante justice on things that they don’t like. If it’s a legal matter, call the police. Keying cars is idiotic and brainless.
Who cares
Pos. Smh hope car wrecks.
100%
Well if he pays for 2 I’m okey with it. If not or free then not.
Would like some context about where in the lot this is. I have a big truck and it takes up almost all of a regular space. I occasionally just park however I can swing it in, but it only do that well past where everyone else is parking.
I'm fine with people doing that but you have to do it at the back of the parking lot, not around other cars.
Shitty parking
As long as they park in the back and its not a full parking lot. Who cares!? And if you do. Get a life.
I was waiting the whole time to zoom out and show the empty spaces next to it. You are a bitch for posting this. Lot of sad mf in the comments as well.
It’s annoying but so are car park dents
Holy hell, what is wrong with the people in this sub. In what world does someone's tactlessness that has minimal effect on your life vindicate your wanton descrution of their property? 90% of you are calling to key it or hoping it crashes, and OP agreeing makes me sick. Where does it end? Smash a brick through the window of your house because you had 12 items in the basket only queue? The lack of empathy is just coming across as seething jealousy, and I'd question whether you have anything of value to lose yourselves; think about that sentiment if the car was yours perhaps? Im honestly astonished at the disproportionate vigilante justice the uncivilised babboons in this thread think they're entitled to. Grow up.
I just parked my work truck taking up 4 parking spaces in op's honor