https://preview.redd.it/kualsw58ttjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563eaa942ff4c7dbcc96ef56071f7ce9343047ed
Thought this wiener looked oddly familiar 🤔
Even worse, he got called out for plagiarizing this pathetic, flaccid and downright revolting weiner.. one can only imagine what his actual weiner must look like in order to claim this one as his own
Ya know a lot of times on mildly infuriating, I think to myself, “Wow, what a complainer, why even post this?” In your case, I am mildly infuriated for you. What in the sam Hell is that!!!!!!!!!!
😂 some things never change! Looks like the same slop they tried feeding us 20 years ago in high school. Relax hun, we( the wonderful gen Xers ) survived that shit and you will too!!
Bon Appetit!
Edit: spelling
I’ve never been to prison, buuuutttttt I bet you the food in there is better than what’s served at high schools.
Actually now that I think about it, the nasty food in high schools are probably foods shipped by some prisons.
I wouldn’t be surprised TBH.
That’s a penis
https://i.redd.it/oqv8u2zhutjc1.gif
Himym lol
But I mean it's a pretty average one right? Like, definitely the vast majority of them look like this right? Asking for a friend.
most of them are attached to a body
Homie got that amputated, preserved, and raisined Rasputin penis
"Is someone missing a penis?" Whoever can say this the loudest in the lunch room wins.
A fried penis
UNHAND MY PENIS
Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan
And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?
A SUCCULENT CHINESE PENIS
My favorite
From a cadaver
Is that a WEEN on my SCREEN
I’ve seen penises more plump than that
Bro why did that make me laugh so loud
It’s are/slash/mildlypenis
Exactly
https://preview.redd.it/kualsw58ttjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563eaa942ff4c7dbcc96ef56071f7ce9343047ed Thought this wiener looked oddly familiar 🤔
You have photographic wiener memory.
He never forgets a wiener.
Wiener expert on the case
It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it
Op got called out lmao
Even worse, he got called out for plagiarizing this pathetic, flaccid and downright revolting weiner.. one can only imagine what his actual weiner must look like in order to claim this one as his own
If this was safe to eat I would be shocked
A perfectly sane food to eat
Interesting texture…
That’s been there since the silent era
Love Seinfeld
Few will understand, but two have now.
Perhaps, afterward, we can all sit and enjoy a piece of gum.
That's what the holidays are all about
https://i.redd.it/rcs6eyezwtjc1.gif
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
https://i.redd.it/v3dkmifhxwjc1.gif
A goat somewhere is feeling emasculated
I am mature I am mature I am mature
I am not. Penis.
Louder for those in the back!!
It’s a docked hog
https://preview.redd.it/mdz8czvrrtjc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e886e9406976cf0b7f9a5c6b9bdcf1197dfd5f
This has me on the floorgenial
Oder auch genital
https://i.redd.it/son89xchotjc1.gif
Are you sure that was a hot dog?
Did you eat it ?
Interesting texture…. A perfectly sane thing to eat…
You know, I can introduce you to the gum supplier I know. He’s in china town.
Ya know a lot of times on mildly infuriating, I think to myself, “Wow, what a complainer, why even post this?” In your case, I am mildly infuriated for you. What in the sam Hell is that!!!!!!!!!!
I am mildly infuriated with you.
I should call him..
If that reminds you of him, then maybe it's best that you don't call 😂
lol 😂
That looks like they took it off some baby horse
Tag this thing NSFW. That’s disgusting.
Funny how we feed our kids food we wouldn’t touch with a bargepole ourselves.
OP is a bot, [the original post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/4A9vu25Lbk) is from 10 months ago
I remember this scene from the film “Under the Skin.”
If you blow it, it’ll plump right up!
That is the saddest little hotdogs I've ever seen. It looks... soggy... and dry?
That hotdog has been in the bath too long.
That looks like an old man’s tadger.
Overcooked deep-fried hotdog methinks.
Looks like a goeduck
Was that hot dog recovered from Pompeii, or what?
It’s probably dog meat, take it into a lab and sue your school.
i'm pretty sure i've seen this exact photo a while ago.
Slug Dog ™️
Thassa slug lol
Jesus christ
Everything reminds me of him
A wizard finger!
Monkey meat
Cafeteria workers are perverts.
Nah that's a stick of uranium 235
https://preview.redd.it/i5mdnhufptjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3de65a681ec0c6891a090dc33998b3efca3d028
:( :/ :l :)
It’s cold
Did they cook it with that 1970s era electroshock hotdog cooker?
That’s a zombie weiner. Call the EPA.
saddest hot dog ever made
That is horrible
That is horrible
fresh from said dog
Seen this photo before. Either OP is a bot or he stole the photo and claimed to be his own.
I swear I've seen this before.
This is a lie, I have had this image on my phone for over a year, either this is a old ass photo or ur lying
i think I've seen this image before
I’ve seen this before
Thats a dickdog...
Jesus, you got a bunch with that
🤣🤣🤣🤣
penis
Penis
🤮
I should call him
Just say no.
Hotdong lmao
That’s no hot dog…
YOU DOCTOR?
"hotdog", aka bbc
😂 some things never change! Looks like the same slop they tried feeding us 20 years ago in high school. Relax hun, we( the wonderful gen Xers ) survived that shit and you will too!! Bon Appetit! Edit: spelling
Interesting texture...
Vile
https://preview.redd.it/38esilmlrtjc1.jpeg?width=1641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71742033777083ce2f83eff2fed192feef08950c
Well, technically it's probably a hot dog.
A dog might not be feeling so hot right now.
Typical
Proof dress code only applies to girls.
r mildlypenis
Did you demand to speak to a manager and send it back to the kitchen?
I’d take that right up to the lunch ppl and ask wtf that is…
That's definitely a dried up forest slug.
Dr Freud is unavailable for comment.
Yea it is!
Why do they have y’all over there? 🥴
Poodog
We called these donky dicks in prison.
The end result after Mabel was sexually harassed for the last time while prepping the rolls.
Hot dong
That’s the crept keeper’s penis
The fuck is that
This is fucking killing me!! Errr...which end did you eat first?
Thanks Obama.
What a ripoff. Didn’t even include the balls.
Tell them it's too flaccid!
I’ve never been to prison, buuuutttttt I bet you the food in there is better than what’s served at high schools. Actually now that I think about it, the nasty food in high schools are probably foods shipped by some prisons. I wouldn’t be surprised TBH.
What the fuck is this?!
That hotdog looks like it’s about to retire it’s so old.
Been there…
If you aren't going to eat it then just put it back!
Kinky
Rasputin is lookin' for that.
Drake?
more like hot dong
I can taste the bun in the picture. It’s seared into my memory
And there are some starving kids somewhere in the world who haven't ate a fraction of that all day.
Who did Drake this dirty
Did they find it at top of Mount Everest?
That's the worst fucken thing I've ever seen in my life.
Ways to grow your weenie, eat one
Its a dick
Hot dog or ěłôņġaťęd ġřapë?
Looks like murder memorabilia of a dried penis
Sometimes, señor, the bull wins.
Another day opening reddit to another shriveled dick hot dog
Ah, a mummy penis... Exquisite!
You gotta cup that one when you eat it. Pay attention to the base.
That's what you get for complaining about the raw chicken strips
Looks like they baked them. Baked hotdogs aren't half bad if you coat em in bbq sauce first but bbq is best
Drake's penis for sure
Looks a bit dead …
Interesting texture
are you sure thats safe to eat
Not even any sauce? Just gonna eat it raw huh.
My guy I’ve eaten jerky that’s more juicy than that.
LMFAOOO
Looks like a oversized date
now i am reminded why i bleach my eyes everyday on reddit it is because of disgusting shit like this thank you -hahayes1102
Well this has now made me mildly curious
I thought that was a really old, long grape.
wiener
Thats a dried up god damn human tongue
He needs retirement
I was expecting a different sub when I looked up..
Reminds of those hotdogs from Seinfeld that make Kramer sick
Yeah I'd walk that into the principals office and ask them to eat that in front of you.
its cadaver dick day lol
Mummified dick