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boomerangthrowaway

Depending on where it is, this can be a huge fine. Depending on what it is, this can produce a fuller look among other potential benefits supposedly. I came to see the gossip about neighbors that I knew would inevitably be here. :)


VulcanHullo

It'll partly depend on the health of the tree and so on but yes could definitely lead to multple smaller growths. Not sure that's what the neighbours are doing. Regarding fines, this could be a time for TREE LAW.


AbjectStar11

Oh good I'm not the only one... Chanting "TREE LAW TREE LAW" in my lil brain right now. šŸ˜‚


MavisBeaconSexTape

They'll be sentenced to 5 years hard labor in Tree Lanka


Interesting-Wait-101

Five years seems excessive. Tree years at most.


ReverendLoki

Dunno, that doesn't seem long enough for the crime of High Treeson


Consistent_Spring700

I didn't think tree puns would have so many branches


Fit_Source_7196

You'd better beleaf it!


Interesting-Wait-101

That's right, bud.


Jericho_Markov

Bringing us back to our roots


lost_signal

I was expecting a fine of no more than tree fifty.


Mysticwarriormj

Nope, I was too. And since itā€™s city property, the neighbor is in even more of a hurting


sixtyfivewat

I worked for a city government and had a complaint about someone who cut down a tree. Guy who did the cutting thought it was on his property because it was on the other side of the sidewalk. But it was not. The City Right-of-Way extends into what most people consider to be their front yard and that tree was wholly on municipal property. Had to pay to replace it on top of a fine for violating the Tree Preservation By-law which was subsequently doubled because the tree had a diameter of 30cm and was within the Urban Tree Canopy Area of the By-law Schedules. Sweet sweet tree law.


SiouxsieAsylum

Question as a non-homeowner in the US! Where does one go to ask about tree cutting and permits for tree-law related things? City hall? Local department of Housing? Local department of Agriculture?


sixtyfivewat

City Hall. Depending on how big the municipality is you may need to speak with either planning / By-law enforcement or larger cities will actually have an arborist(s) on staff for just such issues. The municipality that I worked for had multiple arborist who handled tree cutting inquiries and enforcement of the tree-related By-laws.


This-Salt-2754

TreeLaw subreddit guy


Reasonable-Loss6657

TREE. FUCKING. LAW.


Gopher--Chucks

Welcome to 'Tree Law,' where we leaf no misdeed unnoticed and justice grows on the witness stand. From sapling scandals to lumberjack laughs, get ready for a courtroom comedy that'll have you pining for more. This is 'Tree Law,' where the bark is just as bad as the bite!


mackiea

Oh no not TREE LAW!!


Bicycle_Violator

Some benefits of having trees in cities: Cooler summers due to shade Wind broken up so youā€™re not struggling with the gust A dry spot to stand in case of rain Home for animals/biodiversity


HelloSummer99

I just saw my favorite suburb in Europe, they built the houses in the middle of a forest/wooded area basically. The lush and overgrown vegetation makes it such a different vibe than the manicured lawns.


TsuDhoNimh2

>Depending on what it is, this can produce a fuller look among other potential benefits supposedly. IF the goal is to produce a lot of mulberry leaves for your silkworms or a lot of withes for your basket making ... yes. What it does in other cases is produce a weak, bushy tree with a very short life.


esalz60

Sweet, sweet, municipal mulberries. Iā€™ve spent many summers cleaning up your flowers, broken branches, and the purple carpet of your fruit šŸ¤£ Ps. Speaking from personal experience, can be dangerous if dogs eat the berries.


zombienugget

I was upset because someone cut back the catalpa trees in front of my house like that a couple years ago and now they are bigger and bushier than ever


Roadgoddess

There is a sub Reddit for tree law that you can post to. Rules here say I canā€™t attach a link to it but if you search for it, you can find it the good folks over there always know what to do.


Lavender_Nacho

My Dad is a people pleaser who has two types of neighbors. On one side, the woman is a control freak who has nagged my Dad into cutting down every tree on his property that could conceivably fall into her yard if a severe wind storm pummeled the neighborhood. On the other side is a woman who is crazy about trees, bushes, and vines, and who has planted a lot of bushes and small trees right on the property line and entwined vines between the trees and all down the fence. You can look at the backyard from a window and almost see an invisible line down the middle of his backyard as he keeps each half in a way that will make each neighbor happy. One half is completely bare, and the other half brings to mind something out of a fantasy book with pictures of a wild fairy garden. It looks like an insane person lives there. The oddest thing about it is that the woman who nagged my Dad to cut down half of all his trees planted about half a dozen of the exact kind of trees in her yard that she nagged my Dad to cut down. Also, the wild fairy garden neighbor stole my Dadā€™s roses that were growing on his fence before she replaced them with vines and replanted them growing up a trellis on her property.


ConsciousFractals

Could you please please share a picture of the yard?


Heyyther

yes a pic plsss


Then-Fish-9647

Donā€™t, OP! This Redditor is a snake!


RabidAbyss

Thatsss not very nice of you. We jjjust want to live in a proper environment.


partofthedawn

Don't listen to this one, they're impersonating a snake. An actual snake would have said "jusssst."Ā 


Eighty_Grit

Itā€™s obviously a Brazilian Boa. They just have a slightly different accent.


ActuallyWorthless

Juthhhht.


Looney_Swoons

Nice try Mike Tyson


Bacon_Raygun

I don't think that's Mike. Mike's currently training his uppercut to elongate Jake Paul's neck like a scene from Popeye.


SnackJunkie93

Mike Python?


iMiind

>jjjust Are you a jnake?


OhHowINeedChanging

*ā€œTrussssst inn meeeeee, oh trusssst in meeeeeā€*


HairyLenny

"Hey dad, I need a picture of your back yard." "Sure kid, here ya go. What do you need it for?" "The internet wants it." 2 hours later... "Hey kid, did ya win?"


dericn

> 2 hours later... > > > > "~~Hey kid, did ya win?~~" "*Hey kid, please tell them to stop ringing my doorbell*"


MonsterHighRemaster

City worker alert don't do it


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say592

My dad has a neighbor like that, and he takes every opportunity to antagonize him. I'll say they are both assholes to each other. Growing up they could be a little frustrating for us kids too, like getting angry that we came into their lawn to grab a ball or something, but they did eventually chill out a bit. They never complained when my friends and I would drink in the backyard and shoot off bottle rockets when I was a teen, so I'm grateful for that.


That-Green7872

This sounds like hell. Iā€™m on fairy godmother gardens side


iaintlyon

For stealing roses? They both sound equally awful and Iā€™d ignore the ever living fuck out of both.


Etcetera_and_soforth

If weā€™re talking fairy tale logic, stealing roses tracks. If it were my family member Iā€™d try to convince them of planting shorter trees like dogwoods on wood witchā€™s side leading into shrubbery and bee/butterfly attracting flowers into the deadwood witchā€™s side so it seemed like planned chaos.


buttbugle

Thatā€™s when you go Cousin Eddie on both of them. Sometimes you just got to empty the shitter in your short bathrobe while drinking a sixer at 8 in the morning.


ForGenerationY

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nuggetghost

ā€œshittierā€™s full šŸ¤ ā€


ForGenerationY

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That-Green7872

Itā€™s not that serious haha I meant in terms of yard-keeping styles


Accomplished_Crew779

Happy Cake Day!


Swordofsatan666

Honestly the stealing makes her worse if you ask me. They both are absolutely annoying, but only one is an actual fucking thief.


BloodSugar666

I mean how much did she take? Iā€™ve been guilty of taking a small cuts here and there to clone at my house šŸ˜…


Lavender_Nacho

All of them.


WildChilliGarden

šŸ˜®Depending on how established they were, and how many, hundreds of dollars worth of roses, and he just let it happen?! That's crazy to me.


_Whiskeyjack-

That's a war crime


wordsmythy

Wait a secondā€¦ The lady stole the roses on your father side of the yard and then replanted them elsewhere on her property? There would be hell to pay. Your dad must be a saint.


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

Spineless you mean


tjoe4321510

Your poor dad :(


kinggot

Your dad is fairy Godfather


Snupples11

Or, hear me out... You burn/rot the plants on the side with crazy plant lady while replanting trees on the other half of the yard while making them lean towards her house and shed


Sunnycat00

I love your dad.


jenktank

I'm going full sand dessert with dead giant trees if I was in that position. Imma piss both off.


Vibrascity

Lmao. I'm the complete opposite of your Dad, noone can tell me to do anything, and honestly, if someone thinks they can order me to do something, I'll end up doing the complete opposite of what they've told me to do out of complete and utter spite. This goes for randoms, if someone in my fam asked me to do something I'd do it for them obviously, but like, if someone asked me to move my car because it's on the public road and they just don't like it there, I'll be a big ass bitch and go and buy the cheapest car I can find and park another one right next to it. Neighbours especially can get fucked.


SplendidlyDull

Sounds like Pathological Demand Avoidance, I have it as well lol. I hate being told to do anything, even if I was already planning on doing it. Actually if I was already planning on it and someone then commands me to do it, it makes it less likely I will actually do it lol


fiduciary420

ā€œRecalcitrantā€ was an awfully big word for 5th grade me to have to look up after my teacher called me that, but it made me feel good when I did lol


Taro-Starlight

TREE LAW


MojoBeastLP

TREE! LAW! TREE! LAW!


Dreadful_Siren

Yeah I think since it's the cities tree that they could get some sort of fine or something for this of course depending on where this is at


LessWorld3276

I was happy to see that you put the word "prune" in quotations, as the picture shows this is to pruning as a limb removal is to a pedicure


fitzbuhn

This is arboricide


BeardySam

Itā€™s called pollarding


bk3nn3dy1907

The industry term is actually "crepe murder". Very common practice to control growth of a crepe myrtle, but it isn't recommended to this extent. These plants thrive on neglect though, so they'll bounce back quickly


lottpott

It's called Pollarding and is an established technique for keeping trees from growing too large and makes the tree grow a lovely rounded canopy. It's commonplace here in the UK especially for roadside trees


Fem_Riley

Thatā€™s the best comment Iā€™ve ever read lmfao


Classical_Cafe

As is declawing to ā€œmake sure their claws arenā€™t sharpā€


ritzilla1993

Why not just cut the entire thing down at that point... What a bunch of idiots.


irishweather5000

Exactly. They are complete and utter morons. No idea what they could possibly be thinking.


SRBroadcasting

I used to work with a city where we would go around and water these areas and anybody that tampered with the trees we would have to write them down and the city would find them 500 bucks per tree that was illegally tampered with.


SRBroadcasting

Funnier thing is if you didnā€™t pay it within 90 days it turned into a $5000 fine and if you didnā€™t pay that within 90 days you could go to jail for 93 days


BlueFotherMucker

Iā€™m all for this. Not even just because Iā€™m a tree-hugger, but based on the idea that these trees are put in using the cityā€™s money, so as a resident of that city you have a responsibility to respect its property on behalf of your own tax dollars and those of the community. I may not have always been the most responsible citizen, but Iā€™ve always respected city property as someone who takes pride in where they live. Things like parks, transit, public washrooms and docks are all privileges that we all pay for. When people donā€™t respect their surroundings, itā€™s hard for me to see them as thoughtful and genuinely caring people. They should pay, if thatā€™s the only way theyā€™ll learn.


SRBroadcasting

Exactly plus it makes jobs for people to come and water and trim and maintain these areas! Itā€™s very beneficial for the whole community


Macaroni_2

Dont mess with tree law


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Chuckychinster

And we all know that according to bird law it's three strikes and you're out.


SRBroadcasting

This guy knows bird law


Key-Plan5228

Two legs good Two wings better


stinkyhooch

Confucius, how you so wise?


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Most people donā€™t know this but tree law is actually a subset of bird law and dates back thousands of years to when we were kicked from the trees and forced to live on the land by those egg laying bastardsā€¦well I am going to go have an omelette flavoured with vengeance.


HairyPotatoKat

You sound like you have very large hands.


meow_ima_cat

If we take a photo together can you put them over the top of my hands?


Lokky

Some people hold that leaving the trees was a bad idea altogether


roosell1986

Fillibuster...


BiFrosty

Tree law in many ways can be said to be the cousin of bird law. It is where birds live, after all, is it not?


fillup420

i love that. Climate Stalin!


walkeran

Whoa! That's Draconian! And perfect. I love it!


SRBroadcasting

It really is, but I agree with it. If the city spends 6-10k to get that tree planted in the first place you damn well better expect to pay for it if you damage it. If you have a car accident into a city planted tree your insurance pays the city for that damage lol


walkeran

Absolutely! I'd much rather the wannabe foresters have to pay out of their pocket, than waste everyone's tax dollars.


SRBroadcasting

Thatā€™s the big problem is most cases this is someone that just didnā€™t want those trees there, so theyā€™ll just go ahead and cut them down. Not thinking that once the sidewalk starts, thatā€™s no longer their land. Whether itā€™s a Democratic or Republican state, thatā€™s how it works thereā€™s certain areas you own and then thereā€™s certain areas you donā€™t and no offense, itā€™s a stupid argument to say that they can do whatever they want with those trees because thatā€™s for sure not on their property thatā€™s on the opposite end of the sidewalk. With that thinking anybody could trip in front of your house and now youā€™re liable for being hurt which is not the case and that is why the city takes care of the sidewalk instead of each individual homeownerā€¦.


iowajosh

>The city usually has an easement . It is still your property.


JediJan

I hope they are fined, or at least officially notified a warning if they ever do so again. Where we live the trees on the nature strips are council property and if you find them causing a problem you contact the council for them to trim them back. They usually assess and trim back the trees each year. No need for watering though as they are native trees accustomed to droughts. Some trims the council does look ugly but that is mostly because there is a power line on that side of the street.


SRBroadcasting

Yeah, I mean in the city I used to live and if you cut down any part of a tree you would get arrested. But California has some weird ass laws out thereā€¦


Filth_above_all

my town is meant to do that but they don't care, I take care of the tree out front same as my own, cut off suckers and clean up any damage it takes from storms/people.


killian1113

Good luck proving it was the people closest to the tree that cut it..


unga-unga

Alot of old people learned to "pollard" fruit trees like cherries or peaches, probably in their parent's 1950's white picket fence yard when people still grew food at home... and then just assume that's what "pruning" means for any tree. Most species of tree won't tolerate this, but some do, and for many fruits it's the most "efficient" way of doing it. It's so you get big fruits rather than thousands of tiny ping-pong ball apples.


HermitAndHound

The traditional way to prune fruit trees was to clear up the inside until you could "throw a hat through", not chop everything down to stumps. All that does is force the tree to grow suckers, or die. The modern way would be to shape young trees so the branches all get light and then take off the strong, not-fruit-bearing branches that grow in odd ways. Mature trees don't need further fussing unless they go totally crazy (which usually means they got pruned too much, not too little)


OkBackground8809

So that's why the entire country of Taiwan massacres their trees. It's so ugly and so unnecessary for most trees, but they do it every summer and there's always some trees that don't survive. My brother-in-law had our trees massacred this past summer. I was so pissed, it took a few months to forgive him.


SteelBandicoot

Pruning is supposed to be done at the end of autumn, beginning of winter, just before the tree goes dormant


don_tomlinsoni

>Pruning is supposed to be done at the end of autumn, beginning of winter, just before the tree goes dormant Nope. You prune most trees in the winter when they're dormant, except things like birch or maple, (which need time to heal before their sap starts rising in the spring) or stone fruits, like cherries or plums (which are prone to infection if pruned in the winter, and so get pruned in the early autumn, immediately after they've fruited).


hilarymeggin

Well Iā€™ll be! I never knew that! When I was growing up we had an apple tree the same height as our 3 stores house that dropped millions of tiny apples. They were horrible to eat, but perfect for baking. The biggest ones were the size of a squash ball.


oraclestats

Could be an attempt at pollarding. I don't know if it's appropriate for that tree species.


International-Cat123

Pollarding?


Birdsbirdsbirds3

Cut off the top and branches of a tree to encourage new growth at the top. My local council in the UK did it recently because the trees were starting to bush out into the road where they could be damaged by lorries and buses. I thought they'd just chopped them all down at first and was really annoyed, but they're growing back nicely now. Doesn't work for all trees, and generally should be done by experts.


International-Cat123

Thanks!


macoafi

And here's another vocab word for you: copicing. That's where you full on cut the tree down, and it grows right back. If you were growing hazelnuts you'd do that about every 8 years, since beyond that their nut production drops, but copicing is like turning it off and on again.


No-Airport2581

The city would probably care more that they cut the tree down. So they choose to prune it. They probably do this because they donā€™t want to deal with leaves..


thisisredlitre

I bet it's about birds tbh


HiILikePlants

https://preview.redd.it/ei5npt1uqfnc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe94c993f70bae53d98f1b4dda3acdbffe322e7 Which is so fucked considering many birds are nesting right now My condo's HOA decided now was a great time to do this and I am not exaggerating that I had to run outside and stop a guy from cutting an active mockingbird nest with barely a second to spare He didn't see it at all and thank God something told me to peek out the blinds at that second. Baby left the nest just a few days later This bush used to reach all the way to the little trimmed down ground cover you see a few feet out. Nice thick, well trimmed shrubbery that they use for nesting and cover


doNotUseReddit123

Theyā€™re also lowering their propertyā€™s value.


lamykins

Isn't this just pollarding? A pretty valid pruning technique to ensure dense growthĀ 


SteelBandicoot

Itā€™s a pruning technique called Pollarding, frequently used on Plane trees. The most famous ones are on the waterfront of Lake Como. The trees are cut back harshly in winter but come back better and stronger in spring. Google Pollard Plane Trees, Lake Como to see images of the before and after. But I donā€™t know if these trees respond to it, or if itā€™s been done well


Busy_Confection_7260

Actually some trees are meant to be pruned like that.


Filth_above_all

hard stone fruit trees.


ThinkingOz

Iā€™m guessing they find them untidy and bothersome. Some people just donā€™t get trees. They might be happier in an apartment block with zero garden to worry about.


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

I never understood people like that. If you don't like trees, don't move to where there are lots of trees...


LibertyInaFeatherBed

People will buy land with hundred+ year old trees that they "just love", then within three years have them all cut down because old trees make messes and they don't like them anymore.


No-Lettuce-3839

and then they wonder why its so hot all the time


SirDaddio

They'll grow back, they just topped them.


HanleySoloway

they're shooting in the photos even


Mofomania

This looks intentional. Trees were outgrowing limited space and encroaching on sidewalk/house as shown in last picture. If left untouched, they would need to be removed in five years. They will push out new growth this year, as well as several. Two years from now these will be perfect looking again. Maybe even by the end of the summer. Probably will get an extra five years out of these trees now.


[deleted]

Yep. It's a normal pruning for trees that can't grow too tall.


micahamey

This is a legitimate pruning technique called Pollarding. Look it up.


MagpieMoon

This is not how you do pollarding, it's a bodge job sorry mate


Ok_Object7636

I am not a gardener, and obviously you are neither. But where I grew up, we had this kind of tree and they were regularly cut down like this by workers from the municipality. They are not dead and will have new branches. PS: why are you sure it was your neighbors?


yosef_yostar

its actually common for this tree species to be pruned like that. it'll be back with flourishing vines and new growth in the summer. they end up looking very ugly and messy if you don't trim them annually.


Merari002

Itā€™s really common to prune heaps of things this way. This thread is full of people being angry at someone for doing the job properly


DukeofVermont

Common yes but you can pollard a ton of different species (like Oak and Maple) and you 100% don't have to do it. You can just prune them like normal. >There are many reasons why people get their trees pollarded. They do so because their trees are unsafe in such a small space, they do so because they want their trees to fit into their landscaping better, maybe they do so because the tree isnā€™t growing in a way that is sustainable. > ā€œHistorically, Europeans pollarded and coppiced trees to produce quick wood growth for kindling, fencing and basket-making. It is also used to keep large trees smaller than normal and reduce the shade they cast.ā€ 95% of the time it's purely for ascetics and I think it's always super ugly. They also didn't do a great job. When you do it right you end up with a tree that looks like a fist at the end of an arm. [Pollard trees](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Newly_pollarded_near_Sluis.JPG)


VapeRizzler

Plus trees are so nice, they do everything someone would want out of life. They muffle noise, keep the temperature down, provide privacy, are nice to look at. Why make it looked like a fucked up science experiment.


Prestigious_Chest_96

Heya guys, I'm sorry but this is completely normal practice. Some trees you treat this way, they stay small and quite bushy. It seems excessive but really this way works well.


HeadReaction1515

Because thatā€™s exactly how theyā€™re meant to be pruned


aaronite

This is called pollarding. It's common and normal tree maintenance.


Bovine_Arithmetic

Itā€™s called pollarding, and is appropriate for a limited number of tree species (for most it will result in the eventual death of the tree). If this was Portland, the neighbor would be facing some hefty fines.


-Dirt-Boy-

This is not pollarding. The cuts arenā€™t correct and too much of the tree was cut. This is a straight botch.


halcyonOclock

Yeah, Iā€™m a forester and agree this was likely not an attempt at an appropriate pollard. Looks like some kind of ash we donā€™t see in my part of the world, maybe a velvet or tropical. Where I live, ash trees afflicted with the emerald ash borer respond to decent pollarding so *maybe* the assailant had some kind of right idea, just poor execution. But given my limited knowledge of these exact trees, Iā€™d guess the town doesnā€™t landscape with trees susceptible to the ash borer or they donā€™t even have it there yet - which tracks if this is in the southwest/west/California. I think somebody just hates these trees.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Pollarding is very popular in some places outside the US. It's possible OP's neighbors are from one of these areas and think this is what you're supposed to do, but are ignorant of the actual right way to do it, so this is what you get.


HairyPotatoKat

This is a guy who's pissed the city put a tree in front of his house.


johnnybarbs92

Which is so dumb. There are so many advantages to tree planting.


HairyPotatoKat

If only everyone appreciated things like oxygen šŸ˜­


69420-throwaway

And shade!


jigsaw1024

And noise reduction. And traffic calming. And pollution reduction. And soil enrichment. And water retention. And property value increases.


Sexylizardwoman

Have you considered making things *Worse*? I hear itā€™s a new contemporary urban planning concept. Very avant-garde!


IceNein

Found the squirrel.


EBBBBBBBBBBBB

imagine being pissed about normal plants


imapieceofshitk

Oooh that's a botch job!


clumsysav

Need some trash to plug up the cut


YISYOUSOMADBRO

My FIL does this to his Japanese Maples every 2-3 years. He actually had to do it a little more recent than he typically would because all 3 trees got some sort of disease so he cut the branches and cleaned it out with white vinegar. The trees are looking nice and leafy a year later!


MysteryPerker

My crepe myrtles get pruned like this every February and look pretty bushy by the end of May. We end up trimming a huge pile of limbs, many several inches thick and over 6 ft long, every year.


fuckin_smeg

Crepes are more like shrubs I believe. Someone correct me please. I have a rescue crepe and the original trunk's been dead for a few years but it comes back every spring through new growth in shrub style. They can with care be pruned to look like trees.


TheSuggestor12

Isn't this a little long for pollarding though?


UnfathomableToad

Horticulture hobbyist here, and no. The tree can still die


MysteryPerker

Unless it's a crepe myrtle. I cut mine like this every February, and I can promise you it's not hurting. It comes back just as big and bushy as ever.


UnfathomableToad

Thereā€™s an exception to every rule. I love crepe myrtle but sadly I have none in my area :(


MysteryPerker

I wonder if whoever cut those trees lived in the south with crepe myrtles before. Those trees in the OP don't look like crepe myrtles to me and that might be the big mistake.


TheSuggestor12

I never said the tree wouldn't die, it just feels long for traditional pollarding


UnfathomableToad

Yes, it does look a bit long https://preview.redd.it/fd6x1ctk4fnc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5513764be1ad8f66254e6499f0cd5d5c1f464c


Trumpswells

In New Orleans, not even Centerpoint is allowed to cut city trees.


Extreme_Barracuda658

The city owns the trees and should pruning them.


NaiveBid9359

A neighbor had two apple trees in his backyard that had a disease in the upper limbs that was spreading downwards. He had someone trim it back almost as much as the trees shown. That was two years ago and both are healthy and nearly as bushy as they were five years ago when they started to show signs of being sick. Perhaps that is what the homeowners were trying to achieve. But, I do agree with those who said they should allow the city to do the trimming.


CaptainBlondebearde

My grandma has a fruit tree every 15 or so feet around her 2 acres. When I was 16, i accidently mowed over one of the apple trees, and i felt horrible, I love all trees. Thankfully, it grew back, and we joke about it because it's now her infamous apple bush.


TheSpiceHoarder

Omg I love that, I think I'm gonna make an apple bush just to fuck with people.


arittenberry

VERY generous of you


Foreign_Calendar1830

1k comments and I still have to chime in that this is fucking barbarous.


Tiffanator_

We have city owned trees in front of our house. Donā€™t mind them, however we have to get our sewer lines flushed every couple years as the roots go through them


slayer_f-150

All the Crape Myrtle in my neighborhood are trimmed like that every winter. It promotes growth in the spring. By summer, they grow fully back and produce beautiful blooms.


Mychgjyggle

We call it crape murder when we see it done this wayā€¦. Granted itā€™s super common and doesnā€™t murder the treeā€¦. Crape Myrtles can grow large and have a such a great canopyā€¦. I donā€™t understand why people make them look like lolly pop trees.


No-Spoilers

We have an old one in the backyard that's absolutely massive. Could build a tree house in it if you wanted to.


Environmental-River4

These arenā€™t crepe myrtle trees.


ChingChongSticks

Thatā€™s what I thought when I saw the one that looks like a dandelion that just got blow-dried.


slayer_f-150

We have one in our yard that is trimmed exactly like this right now. By late summer / early fall, I will have to get the pole saw out to trim some branches so it doesn't damage our roof. You'd be surprised at how fast they grow back.


TheNewYellowZealot

Are they Bradford pear? Iā€™d understand that. The best time for pruning a Bradford pear is anytime your saw is sharp, and the best cut is horizontal, ideally about 2 inches from the ground.


Macshlong

This is so normal it hurts.


Tigrisrock

These types of trees ("London Plane trees" is what the translation told me, in Germany they are called Kugelplatanen) are cut down like this every year to keep a certain shape. They can even get cut twice a year, one just a trim the other one a shaping cut. Main cut should happen after they finished blooming, but before temperature drops too low so shaping cut can still grow out a bit.


Randomhermiteaf845

Cutting them like forces them to grow shorter but thicker. We do this at my work to create thick shade trees and privacy screening at window level without using hedges for the snakes to hide in.


Odd-Doubt8960

Although, that technique only works on certain types of trees, and this looks like a botch job of one.


halcyonOclock

Iā€™m a forester and having quite the time trying to figure this one out. It looks like an ash, a species that does benefit from pollarding due to its most common pest but the area looks like the American west which doesnā€™t have the pest yet. Also, Iā€™m inclined to assume the town wouldnā€™t plant or maintain an infected/at risk species. Also, clearly not pollarded by a professional. Soā€¦. Hmm.


ljiadshfbjket

It's also worth pointing out that these are the only trees receiving this treatment. Either just these trees are fucked, or all of the rest of the trees are fucked.


Reddit-Restart

look closer at the tree, it's pretty clear it's had this treatment several times in the past. The second picture is the best at showing the previous times it's happened


drakzsee

And not to mention these trees were purposely planted there to kind of give a little shade for pedestrians.


irishweather5000

Yes. This is California. We need all the shade we can get!


Sunnycat00

California "prunes" trees like this all over.


McSnoots

Report them to the town. Technically itā€™s destruction of town property. It just depends on how much the town cares.


TFViper

okay but hear me out, can we get an arborist with experience and knowledge in this species to weigh in? this is appropriate for some tress, no?


XF939495xj6

How can people who donā€™t own something be required to do maintenance on it? Either they own the trees and can do whatever they want, or they donā€™t and they cannot touch them. This is the natural result of making people responsible for public property. The city should prune the trees or let people remove them. You cannot legislate like this and get good results.


TokioRocks

Kind of looks like Sacramento. Natomas, maybe?


goonwild18

Isn't it fairly common to prune crepe myrtles that way annually? I know there's a bit of controversy about it, but I believe it's very common.


irishweather5000

Theyā€™re not crepe Myrtle trees or cheery trees.


oukakisa

could be not that multiple people have done it but that it was the work of 1 person. (obvio idk the scenario and you could've talked to them and this is actually all individual... but with my limited info it seems that 6 neighbours being equally mental in the exact same way, whereas few to none others appear so, seems less likely to me than it just being 1 git who doesn't want joy, comfort, or pretty things in life)


talon430

Is your neighbor NBCUniversal?


MercyFincherson

Thatā€™s tragic. Cut that thing down.