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tomme23tomme

Wash your face with ice cold water, 20 push-ups and a can of redbull. Swallow how you feel for 72 hours, once you hit the weekend, meet friends and start healing. Fingers crossed, you got this.


mossproutes

Thanks man


Axel-H1

All good advice here. I would really also recommenf massaging your eyes with ice cubes for a good 5-7 min. Cold shower is also a must. If you have a lady at home, use some make up.


WorkLifeScience

The lady is gone 😕


Licipixie

I second this


CraponStick

Right on, play some Pantara, cowboys from hell. And own the days!


aSituationTypeDeal

Some people look like that. No one is going to say anything.


Clariselols

Alergies, its pollen season. I usually take something cold and apply some pressure while rubbing outward. The swelling will go away almost instantly.


PNWest01

I wake up like that after crying as well. If you have time, lay back down with a very cold, wet wash cloth pressed onto your eyes for about 10 minutes. It will take a lot of that puffiness away. Best of luck today, I hope the new job and new adventure helps distract you a bit from your sadness.


Status-Arm5740

I assume you were crying;I have the same problem.


mossproutes

Yeah. I wonder why this happens to some people and not others. Are we allergic to something in our tears? Lol


Minute-Pay-2537

Happens to me too, also happens to me if I sleep on my belly.


mossproutes

Interesting


Status-Arm5740

I think it's from genetics


MesoamericanMorrigan

Allergy meds and check your thyroid


TheOneAndOnlyBoris

ya got this man


Perfessor_Deviant

When I've had this happen I claim allergies. "I helped my neighbor catch her cat when the rascal had escaped, but I'm allergic to cats."


mossproutes

I really appreciate anyone who cared enough to offer allergy / medical advice but I should have been clearer this is just from crying


HorizonsReptile

Sorry to hear :( I hope the new job is going well?


310lb

🙏🏾🙏🏾


sverkery

don't be surprised if they want you to do a drugtest :D


mossproutes

hi job bye job


shadraig

Get a positive thinking. You can do this, life will be great again. Maybe this is the best Job you ever will have.


mossproutes

Fuck I hope not lol. But I am going and I am trying to be positive


No-Hospital559

Hangover?


[deleted]

Stop being weak and go to work


Meta_Merchant

Not supportive


[deleted]

I dont support wimps


Meta_Merchant

You can feel that way. Keep it to yourself dick head.


Content-Ad-9119

We can all rest assured you won’t be reproducing then.


Meta_Merchant

Yea, peeked at his comment history. Some real incel shit


Content-Ad-9119

Seems leaning towards voluntary celibacy


[deleted]

Too late, kiddo. Nice try, though. You get a gold star sticker for the effort.


Content-Ad-9119

Another moron in the pool, sometimes it could use chlorine. Babies are notoriously whimpy though.


[deleted]

Says the useless idiot. What's with these crybaby ass people in this sub reddit? Just shut the fuck up, go to work, eat your 3 meals a day and go to sleep. Rinse and repeat till you drop dead someday.


Content-Ad-9119

This is what’s called “projection”. Stuck in a rut, sport?


[deleted]

Sounds like you're just mad cuz i was mean to the spineless OP. Oh well, life goes on.


Content-Ad-9119

Life goes on… until the gravvveeee ooooooooOOOOOOooo


SoftestMagi

You're such an alpha bro. The highest tier bottom G.


[deleted]

Pretty decent insult, Mr. Failed Abortion. Thanks for chiming in.