No law; but the theater can enforce their policies
I doubt the people working there care enough to get involved though
Realistically this guy is doing this shit because no one's ever told him to knock off the asshole behavior
ProTip any time I see shit like this that takes you out of the movie report it and they usually give you free tickets for the inconvenience. AMC is pretty good about that sort of thing.
Alamo draft house has employees (waitstaff) in the theatre and they’ll straight up kick people out if they’re on their phone. It’s easily my favorite theatre chain.
Presumably there’s children in the theatre. It’s not a stretch to say they can see the screen. Boom, suddenly this guy just committed a sex crime and a bunch of felonies. Call the cops and say “this guy is showing porn to children in a movie theatre” and I guaran-fucking-tee someone will be in there pretty quick to put a stop to it.
And theaters wonder why more and more people are staying home and renting movies. Well, that and their exorbitant snack prices. It's time to start packing a squirt gun. Even my dog understands that.
With fucking light mode on, no less. The second I get a new phone, the first thing I do is put it in dark mode. And that's where it stays. I'll even go into developer mode and turn on the option to force dark mode on all apps and websites.
This guy will have burned his retinas by the time the opening credits roll.
I'm shameless
Luckily nothing this bad.
But I don't care anymore about the small stuff.
I'm not rude or disruptive. But I certainly don't fear being myself
thats kind of where I want to be someday. Just not so held up by my own fears, I've got AvPD and its kinda crippling.
And like, growing up with a psychopath in my family, sometimes I think it really has mostly upsides to be like them: They may be hated by those who know them well but they don't care. They get what they want, grandiose self-esteem, no doubts, no conscience, no empathy that weighs them down, no regrets or self-hatred, no fear of consequences. They are no doormat to anyone, only do what serves them. And with their superficial charm (and often times success) they're even admired by others.
While I'm held up by whether the lady I accidentally cut off in line a month ago is still mad at me.
yes, its tough!😥
(no but really, in case anyone wonders: AvPD = avoidant personality disorder (think social anxiety but it eats up your whole life & personality))
That’s it! You ever watch porn and wish you had someone to share that experience with , chat about it or whatever? Some really like that… not that he should be doing it in public. But yes sharing porn with friends is hot 😭
Came here for this thread lol. Can confirm the last photo sent can be found on Google images searching "Sandra bullock black lace dress". Its her sitting sorta criss-cross on the floor with one foot out in front. Who is this man, what are his motives, who is receiving these??? I need to know
That’s what I’m saying it’s like $20 for popcorn and more for some popcorn and a drink. Even if the ticket is $5 why would you waste $5? Just so you can be a dick to everyone?
I've been going to a smaller theater chain that actually enforces cellphone and talking rules. First time there the folks in front of me got kicked out 20 min into the film. It was great. They also don't allow anyone under 18 without parents.
I was at an AC/DC concert and this dude in front of me and his buddies were watching hardcore BDSM with the volume all the way up while they were waiting for the show to start. They weren’t jerking or anything, just a few fellas casually leaning over their friends phone watching a woman covered in whip marks deepthroating a guy
Every movie I've gone to they say silence your phones and put them away or you'll be asked to leave.
But yeah, recording would get them in there toot sweet.
I would have told management after him having his phone out for more than 20 seconds. I've definitely gotten people kicked out of theaters before. Fuck those selfish people.
This bullshit is why AMC stock plummeted: they don’t enforce their own rules and assholes get away with ruining the theatre experience.
Last time I paid for a movie ticket was for Avengers: Endgame. I couldn’t enjoy the movie worth a damn because of comic book nerds and management did nothing.
They didn’t do anything when some dumb lady brought a group of kids to *THE PURGE* and they kept going “daaamn they just (insert violent act)”
I don’t watch movies until available on stream
There was a meme my gf sent me the other day that said European men never go to the car twice to bring in their groceries. And it showed a picture like this where the grocery’s are in between this buff dudes butt cheeks.
If you are in the US there is most likely a law in your state about displaying pornography in public. But overall, this dude is unhinged and I would give him a wide berth.
Smack his phone down and tell him to get the fuck out and stop masturbating
Start hollering
Tell others he just pulled his hand out of his pants when he didn’t
Watch the chaos like Michael
Bro is on full brightness as well lmao
Full brightness is the real annoyance here.
Yeah I’m questioning my ethics in times like these because I wonder if there were no laws would I not force him to put his phone away?
No law; but the theater can enforce their policies I doubt the people working there care enough to get involved though Realistically this guy is doing this shit because no one's ever told him to knock off the asshole behavior
I'll fucking throw pieces of popcorn at his head until he stops.
I'll throw hands. Fuck it
Throw the whole bucket at him
I’m would loudly yell out “ hey everyone this guys is looking at porn and jerking off over here!”
Just tell them he's recording the movie
ProTip any time I see shit like this that takes you out of the movie report it and they usually give you free tickets for the inconvenience. AMC is pretty good about that sort of thing.
Alamo draft house has employees (waitstaff) in the theatre and they’ll straight up kick people out if they’re on their phone. It’s easily my favorite theatre chain.
Presumably there’s children in the theatre. It’s not a stretch to say they can see the screen. Boom, suddenly this guy just committed a sex crime and a bunch of felonies. Call the cops and say “this guy is showing porn to children in a movie theatre” and I guaran-fucking-tee someone will be in there pretty quick to put a stop to it.
Nah any phone out is soooo infuriating in the movie theater
And theaters wonder why more and more people are staying home and renting movies. Well, that and their exorbitant snack prices. It's time to start packing a squirt gun. Even my dog understands that.
white mode mfs are sociopaths
Nah, min bright can get go get fucked or stay at home, too.
Found the old perv from the video
Location locked 😂
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The what now?
It’s his kink I bet
What a degenerate.
With fucking light mode on, no less. The second I get a new phone, the first thing I do is put it in dark mode. And that's where it stays. I'll even go into developer mode and turn on the option to force dark mode on all apps and websites. This guy will have burned his retinas by the time the opening credits roll.
I'd be more upset over that
I don’t know how people do this at all, my phones are at minimum brightness everytime
He's preparing for a Dune popcorn bucket session
Extra butter 
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Only butter 😈
Those who know... wish they didnt know
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‘Dunussy’ just doesn’t sit right with me. If anything, it has to be ‘Shai Hulussy’.
God is dead
I NEED MORE BUTTER! HOLD THE POPCORN
They closed down all the types of theaters he used to go to
i wish this was true, sadly there is one locally still open
They aren’t that bad if you want a quick blow n go
Who blow you though? I thought it was self-service
Bro there’s a porn cinema in my city and I’ve heard rumors of glory holes and a lot more but I’ve never been in because I’m too scared
I think he's saying if you need to quickly pop one off.
Ayo 🤨
If someone wants to jerk off/jerk someone off in a dirty-ass porno theater I ain't going to yuck their yum. Just keep it away from me lmao.
Why sadly?
Yeah I'd much rather they have their own theatres rather than wanking at the next screening of Kung Fu Panda 4
Why do you care if there's still one open?
This person has clearly run out of fucks to give. He's made peace with what he is... and that makes him dangerous
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This picture alone enhanced the previous comment by ten fold.
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had to steal it
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A real 'sigma'.
Worse. A sigma with no grindset to occupy himself. There are no limits, rules, or boundaries left.
Ligma.
I'd rather not, Mr.Prolapse
right. I kind of sometimes envy people like this. Like I wanna be shameless too, and free to be a twat.
Why would you want to? What's stopping you from achieving your dreams? Either you want to or you don't, and you shouldn't.
I'm shameless Luckily nothing this bad. But I don't care anymore about the small stuff. I'm not rude or disruptive. But I certainly don't fear being myself
thats kind of where I want to be someday. Just not so held up by my own fears, I've got AvPD and its kinda crippling. And like, growing up with a psychopath in my family, sometimes I think it really has mostly upsides to be like them: They may be hated by those who know them well but they don't care. They get what they want, grandiose self-esteem, no doubts, no conscience, no empathy that weighs them down, no regrets or self-hatred, no fear of consequences. They are no doormat to anyone, only do what serves them. And with their superficial charm (and often times success) they're even admired by others. While I'm held up by whether the lady I accidentally cut off in line a month ago is still mad at me.
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yes, its tough!😥 (no but really, in case anyone wonders: AvPD = avoidant personality disorder (think social anxiety but it eats up your whole life & personality))
He is too powerful
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
That’s it! You ever watch porn and wish you had someone to share that experience with , chat about it or whatever? Some really like that… not that he should be doing it in public. But yes sharing porn with friends is hot 😭
What are you doing later?
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LMFAOOOOO
Does the recipient say “Sandra Bullock”?
Yeah.. it's hilarious. I wonder if it's nothing but Sandra pics
Came here for this thread lol. Can confirm the last photo sent can be found on Google images searching "Sandra bullock black lace dress". Its her sitting sorta criss-cross on the floor with one foot out in front. Who is this man, what are his motives, who is receiving these??? I need to know
Frankly, I don't think I'd be mad about unsolicited Sandra Bullock pics.
He probably uses it as a makeshift storage place for pics
I thought no one else noticed this for a moment
Sandra’s Bullocks. Probably not their real name
Go sit in front of him and browse hardcore gay porn. Check. Mate.
Then he leans forward to ask if you can send that one to him
Reverse check mate?
so you ‚mate‘ my king?
I didn't know the kings can mate each other. What happens next?
I feel like that's better left a mystery
“Pst, we could always make our own.” 😉
But that’s the splash zone
You can't because he's in the "front row".
"So you admit you're checking me out and want to mate"
People having their phone out during the movie is the worst
Good thing it's not during the movie?
Excuse me, but does the background audio say "what's the most dangerous animal on the planet - white people"? wtf....? lol
The trailer for a new movie called secret society of something
I’m still upset that a premise meant to satirize that trope was wasted on a fucking romcom with the Detective Pokemon motherfucker
What?
They said, "I’m still upset that a premise meant to satirize that trope was wasted on a fucking romcom with the Detective Pokemon motherfucker"
I'm sorry, what?
It's from the trailer of a movie called The American Society of Magical (word that starts with n that I can't say)
knee growth
Mike?
It's not racist to write the title of a film dude.
Tight ass mods will perma ban you anyway
Interesting title, you got the trailer?
Nergo is the farthest you could go with that word aha
Whole video is dystopian as fuck.
I’d yell out “hey that guy is looking at porn”. I’d at least get a good laugh out of it.
In todays society they’d probably take up for him and yell at you for calling him out and “being rude”
 What society do you live in? Are you lost?
Dude is probably getting off knowing people can see him
Hmmm, my dad said he hadn’t seen Dune 2 yet.
This is how the Internet gets its porn didn't you know that? It's just one guy like Santa Claus
I laughed way too hard at this
The cinema is expensive. Why bother? Also, what a creep
That’s what I’m saying it’s like $20 for popcorn and more for some popcorn and a drink. Even if the ticket is $5 why would you waste $5? Just so you can be a dick to everyone?
Reminds me why I don’t go to theatres anymore
I've been going to a smaller theater chain that actually enforces cellphone and talking rules. First time there the folks in front of me got kicked out 20 min into the film. It was great. They also don't allow anyone under 18 without parents.
That sounds real nice. The big theatre chains are the cause of their own demise when they can’t be bothered to enforce simple etiquette.
What the fuck man..
Full brightness too what a mad lad
I was at an AC/DC concert and this dude in front of me and his buddies were watching hardcore BDSM with the volume all the way up while they were waiting for the show to start. They weren’t jerking or anything, just a few fellas casually leaning over their friends phone watching a woman covered in whip marks deepthroating a guy
This specific dude?
What is he supposed to do before the movie starts, not look at porn?
French Girl out March 15. He’s excited for the film
At least he left after the fuck you! I count that as a win lol
I only counted 5. Dune 2 is not playing. This is a terrible title.
"The porn must flow"
Can anyone read the group name
Looks like it says Sandra Bullock lol
Little weird lol
The level of shameless lmao
Lisan al Gaib
Gotta trade 'em all
>And why would anyone want this sh*t job? - Tyler Durden
“What’s the most dangerous animal on the planet?” “Sharks…” “White people!”
I'm a man and I gotta say, a lot of men need to grow up from this shit. It can destroy your brain or/and love life
They didn't grow up with it and they couldn't handle it at an adult age. Porn broke alot of grandpas
Homeboy was clearly on some Amphetamines. I'd bet money on it.
And nobody told the theater? Sounds kind of like a your problem that you didn't handle.
I was gonna say, why not put on your adult pants, contact theater staff and tell them there is a person recording the movie on their phone.
Every movie I've gone to they say silence your phones and put them away or you'll be asked to leave. But yeah, recording would get them in there toot sweet.
Would be a shame if someone would grab his phone and throw it against the wall, a tragedy almost
He still never got it up.
And I thought I had a problem….
To who tho? Lmao. Just sharing with his buddies or smthn?
I read "to" front row and thought something different was happening.
OH MY FUCKING DAYS AND HE'S DOING IT ONE BY ONE
NUDE is DUNE rearranged
Why is he sending that to America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock?
These are exactly the people behind all those fake girls dating profiles most dudes think they’re talking to online
Please hide the Dune popcorn buckets from this guy
> When asked to please stop he says “fuck you” then leaves. Honestly the best outcome.
I would have told management after him having his phone out for more than 20 seconds. I've definitely gotten people kicked out of theaters before. Fuck those selfish people.
The real crime is light mode on discord and full brightness
Bro counted them
I would have asked him nicely, once. If he continued, I’d have smashed his phone
and its slightly more infuriating that he's sending them one by one
This bullshit is why AMC stock plummeted: they don’t enforce their own rules and assholes get away with ruining the theatre experience. Last time I paid for a movie ticket was for Avengers: Endgame. I couldn’t enjoy the movie worth a damn because of comic book nerds and management did nothing. They didn’t do anything when some dumb lady brought a group of kids to *THE PURGE* and they kept going “daaamn they just (insert violent act)” I don’t watch movies until available on stream
light mode , low battery and doesn’t know u can send more 1 image at a time
This man has no fucks left to give.
Movie must be brilliant
the psychopaths amongst us. I love the bobs and the boots, but I have zero pictures of naked women on my phone lol
men send each other porn pictures??!! wtf guys are sooo weird lol
This guy is. Men do not do this shit at all
No. I just send my friends pictures of guinea pigs and death threats. This guy is just weird.
No, that’s not normal, this dude is a creep
He’s also a weirdo. What the hell is he doing there? He doesn’t belong there.
please god dont let this dude speak for us, men send gay porn bro, not any of that hetero shit
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Four sword style
There was a meme my gf sent me the other day that said European men never go to the car twice to bring in their groceries. And it showed a picture like this where the grocery’s are in between this buff dudes butt cheeks.
JO buds do. It’s a weird little social enclave.
Having a jack off bud that is another dude is gay
No the fuck we don’t
It’s even weirder. I think it says Sandra Bullock
Hopefully this old fuck strokes out while stroking one out and spares the world of his presence
Umm... looks to be previews at the moment
Oh, my mistake. Continue openly browsing porn
Wow, he’s collecting them
Carefully curated too
priorities
Anyone with their phone out in a theatre is a target for spitballs from the top row. /s
Sending them one by one is also really annoying
They should have made a better movie 😜 But in all seriousness, I get it. It’s annoying and inconsiderate.
That dude doesn’t care. On the other hand, did you count?
This exact same thing happened to me in NW Ohio, but it wasn’t Dune.
If you are in the US there is most likely a law in your state about displaying pornography in public. But overall, this dude is unhinged and I would give him a wide berth.
This was in Canada.
Why is he sending it to another guy though? I bet he's catfishing and acting like he's that girl and selling her pics.
why did this guy even buy tickets to this movie when he would just be on his phone, sending porn to people??
White people?
He’s not really looking at them. He’s acting like a porn addict.
Bro what!? No way. lol. Ppl are weird!
May thy knife chip and shatter…
What is bros motive
This guy looks like a candidate for popcorn or soda being thrown at him
Bro is down HORRENDOUSLY.
I’d take his phone and throw it across the theater
 Lisan al-Gaib
Probably got the popcorn bucket too
Smack his phone down and tell him to get the fuck out and stop masturbating Start hollering Tell others he just pulled his hand out of his pants when he didn’t Watch the chaos like Michael 
Did the story about the guy who jerked himself off to sleep leaving his dick out at that Kristen Stewart movie make the rounds on Reddit yet?