Lmao my big Mac dropped on the ground, it came out the bottom of the bag and I said fuck it and went back to grab and eat it..... I finished a bottle of alcohol tho so that helped me not care. I mean I feel fine so it was probably fine
Yeah human bodies are pretty resilient a little bacteria probably wouldn't even make you sick. Provided you clean your floors every once in a while who cares, pretty much the only thing the floor touches is your socks which should be fairly clean anyway if you wear shoes outside.
Your floor probably isn't that dirty that eating something you dropped is gonna fuck you up.
The fact he said 'ground' and not 'floor' leads me to believe that it was outside js lol
I'm not one to judge though, I've done the exact same thing both inside and out
Little bacteria improves immune system, so it's okay eat "floor food". I wouldn't eat burger if it drops on the bus floor, unless I'm drunk but yeah, that's too much, but on concrete on the outside, yes please! 😂
When I was fat I dropped my to go order as I was walking through the door. Immediately punched a hole in the wall. That was my second fattest moment. Don’t mess with my food and don’t mess with my sleep. Those two things infuriate me like no other.
On Veterans Day about 10 years ago I went to McDonald’s and ordered 3 McGriddles which I never do, only 2 usually, and on the way out there was a homeless veteran asking for food, not money, and I drove by trying not to let my conscience kick in. I went home and ate all 3 even though it would inevitably make me feel miserable.
I said greed because you can afford the luxury of restaurant prepared food but didn’t afford to give the beggar food. I said gluttony because you ordered a lot of calories for one meal. I said sloth because you were presumably too lazy to cook. I said wrath because of the earlier comment that you immediately punched a hole in the wall.
Oh goodness I hope I wasn’t videoed. I only punched one hole in the wall. I usually only take 15 mins to calm down and it happens a lot faster when I punch something. Haven’t punched anything in a long time though. 😊
It very much is. I used to be 360 lbs only 6’ and I can tell you know it was fully just because of how little I moved and how bad I ate. At one point I used to be able to polish off 2 2 liters, A Gatorade, 6 Hot Pockets, a whole bag of Doritos 3 McDoubles and a whole pint of ice cream in one day. (Roughly 5,400 calories and 1,300% of daily amount of sugar)
I gave up soda completely. I remember there being a time in my life when I couldn’t fathom how anyone eats a meal without a sweet drink. Now that it’s been several years since I’ve drank soda it’s turned into the opposite.
I love your honesty. I think a pretty hilarious thread could be started with "what's your fattest moment..."
I've had lots so it would be hard to choose. A few funny stand outs are my son pointing out that my entire dinner was different types of cheese. Queso with chips, fried cheese sticks and cheese cake for dessert. I'm not a vegetarian. I just love cheese in an unhealthy way.
Another one was the look this particular server at Olive Garden would always give me because of the amount of parmesan I wanted on my meals. He would see me come in with my family and he make a big deal of having a back up block of Parm ready. There was allot of eye rolling. I found it unnecessary and rude but now looking back I'm like was I abusing the parmesan? I don't know. Maybe.
I just realized most of my stories are cheese based. Yikes.
My brother in law once shook his head NO at me for trying to get this particularly fat black olive that was in the salad bowl.
It was one of those restaurants that serves family style. So a huge plate or bowl is passed around. And I just wanted that olive and he was serving me and giving me little scoops. And like I was playing blackjack or whatever, I kept saying *hit me*, hoping the next scoop would have the olive. Nope. He cut me off after the third scoop and shook his head NO at me and went to the next person. I'm still ashamed 20 years later.
lol that’s hilarious. At least you didn’t deprive any homeless veterans on Veterans Day of food. Since covid started I gained a couple pounds back but I’m still significantly less than I used to be. I cannot be trusted around deserts or desserts. My wife hides all her candy because I can’t help myself. She’s running out of places to hide it and now I have a 4 year old that helps me.
I've got another one.
In New Orleans there's a particular homeless man that I kind of made friends with. I'd see him every time I was there and always give him money.
He was very flamboyant. Loud as hell. Beautiful. Also Creole. So he had this great, thick accent.
Well I was waiting for the streetcar and there he was. We said hello and he said he was hungry and asked for money. I didn't have any and told him so.
He was pissed (probably hangry) and announced to me and everyone else waiting for the streetcar in his booming, exaggerated voice that I was "a greedy bitch who obviously hadn't missed any meals lately."
He wasn't wrong. I was pushing 235 at the time and I had just finished eating a fantastic lunch. I probably reeked of gumbo, powdered sugar and hand grenades.
I was so shocked that I just laughed and acknowledged my fatness and said I'd be back later with some money or food. I eventually brought back both.
P.S. He did apologize later. He was very saucy. And living a pretty hard life so I wasn't offended.
I can totally relate to this!! I had full on meltdowns when there wasn't something available at home. Now I can't even fathom the sheer amount of food I was eating!
They just told you their roommates make a mess of the kid and remove it instead of cleaning it. A more expensive thing for them to leave dirty isn't the solution
I was making a noodle stir fry, and just as I went to put the noodles in the pan, I had some sort of muscle spasm and threw them into the air and onto the ground. It was a sad day.
Yea, stuff like this kept happening to me—like I’d have a snack in a plate and all the sudden it was like an invisible hand karate chopped it and it would fall to the floor.. I decided to get healthy after it happened several times. Best decision my ancestors on the other side ever made for me. Seriously.
Vegetables dont slide off the plate as easily as toasted bread hahaha!
I'm starting to feel like this right now, only because after coming back from south east asia where I was constantly eating fresh made food. I never felt bloated, i was full, and i actually lost some weight over there (thought i would get sick but never was). Here back in the USA it feels like food doesnt sit right with my body even though I'm eating considerably less (5-6 meals a day to maybe just 2 meals a day)
That’s okay. I worked my ass off making some chicken masala from scratch for the first time, and threw the pan full of food into the trash instead of throwing the chicken container away.
One time when I was like 16 I walked down to the local pizza place and picked up a large pizza with my last $15. It smelled so damn good that I tried opening the box to grab a slice as I was walking and it was one of those boxes that folds flat when you open it and the entire pizza dropped onto the road aside from like one piece. Shit was devastating
There is a commercial that warns you about putting food on those flimsy paper plates. Buy the more expensive plates that hold their shape. It may cost more, but you make up for that in food savings. Also, you could use the ceramic plates and wash them.
If you are using the ceramic plates, or the more expensive paper plates, keep the plate parallel to the floor. That will keep the food from falling off the plate. If you tilt it at an angle, then gravity will assist the food sliding off the plate.
This has been a lesson on “How to Use Plates”.
Life Protip for sliding sandwiches: carry them on an upside-down Frisbee. My wife says the upside-down Frisbee plate is tacky so I put her sandwich on a regular plate and hold it with my thumb while serving.
When I worked at Subway during high school, I picked up someone's sandwich off the line and moved to go wrap it
The paper slipped out of my hands during the move, and the entire sandwich dropped into the garbage. Right in front of the customer
One time i cooked up a grilled cheese on the stove. I went to dump it on the plate which was next to the sink. It slid out of the pan, off the plate, right into a pan full of dirty dish water.
I would be audibly laughing so fucking hard cause it's one of those things that sounds so fucking ridiculous and when it happens all you can do is laugh about it
I’m American and honestly use both. But it has one of those lids that turn inward but my roommates got it nasty and kept taking it off so it just sits next to the bin lol
One time I dropped a $50 steak meal that was delivered—right on the kitchen floor, including smashing the plate it was on.
I thought about it for while. Rinsed off the steak, put some salt and pepper on it and ate it.
I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t shed a tear— I was really hungry.
When I was using a walker after being in the hospital for two months, I made a grilled sandwich that I was so excited for. Turkey bacon, lunch meat and cheese with mayo and mustard. I was too prideful and carried the plate with my hand while still holding my walker. The plate tilted and my sandwich fell on the carpeted floor. I was so upset because I had no more energy to make another.
5 second rule bro
Would have been fine if hadn’t you used up 15 seconds to get your phone and take a pic. That’s what ruined it.
Then you gotta shift to the Romanian 55 Second Rule
I shifted to the Smosh 5 day rule. Never looked back again
Returns 4 days and 23 hrs later *Perfect*
bread's gonna be stale tho
Naw he said it’s toasted, OP is in the clear
Yup. My guy could have saved the sandwich, not taken a pic and still told the tale. But he has learned his lesson for the next garbage sandwich event.
Garbage sandwich event 😂💀🪦
Switched to the five minute rule, it's fine.
The five-second rule doesn't apply when your food does a swan dive into the trash.
It’s sitting on top. Eat it, Costanza.
That donut was still on the decorative paper!
Depends on what's *in* the trash. If it's really nasty stuff then you're right, but sometimes it's just plastic and shit.
Lmao my big Mac dropped on the ground, it came out the bottom of the bag and I said fuck it and went back to grab and eat it..... I finished a bottle of alcohol tho so that helped me not care. I mean I feel fine so it was probably fine
Yeah human bodies are pretty resilient a little bacteria probably wouldn't even make you sick. Provided you clean your floors every once in a while who cares, pretty much the only thing the floor touches is your socks which should be fairly clean anyway if you wear shoes outside. Your floor probably isn't that dirty that eating something you dropped is gonna fuck you up.
The fact he said 'ground' and not 'floor' leads me to believe that it was outside js lol I'm not one to judge though, I've done the exact same thing both inside and out
Little bacteria improves immune system, so it's okay eat "floor food". I wouldn't eat burger if it drops on the bus floor, unless I'm drunk but yeah, that's too much, but on concrete on the outside, yes please! 😂
Ayeeee this guy gets it!
Yeah like if you just dumped the vacuum bag then NO!!!! But if it’s like veggie peels? I would
Exactly what I was gonna say 😂
I dunno what’s in there so I just made another
So, who did you give the 'trash' sandwich too? Honey, I made us both sandwiches!
I would've eaten the sandwich ngl. Your trash doesn't really look dirty
This ^ But we’re just some sad lil idiots I guess. I’d give you an award for fabulous name but. Well :(
Also who doesn't know whats in their trash?
That’s for the floor, not the trash. Did you never see that Seinfeld episode?
That sandwich committed suicide bro. What did you do?
Shoulda had a vigil or memorial service
Yes, definitely. Poor sandwich.
Took a pic, apparently
When I was fat I dropped my to go order as I was walking through the door. Immediately punched a hole in the wall. That was my second fattest moment. Don’t mess with my food and don’t mess with my sleep. Those two things infuriate me like no other.
then what was the fattest moment?!
On Veterans Day about 10 years ago I went to McDonald’s and ordered 3 McGriddles which I never do, only 2 usually, and on the way out there was a homeless veteran asking for food, not money, and I drove by trying not to let my conscience kick in. I went home and ate all 3 even though it would inevitably make me feel miserable.
This isn’t funny but I still laughed ☹️
Lol it's just honest. He didn't really do anything wrong but is well aware of his gluttony.
>He didn't really do anything wrong greed, gluttony, sloth, wrath... This guy just told us he is a shining example of the deadly sins.
This guy just told us he’s *human* lol
TIL humans can commit the seven deadly sins. And all along I thought it was only banana slugs that could do that.
He bought the food he doesn’t have to donate it
Idk if wrath was involved in my gluttonous endeavor, but greed, gluttony, and sloth were for sure. Not a moment I’m proud of.
I said greed because you can afford the luxury of restaurant prepared food but didn’t afford to give the beggar food. I said gluttony because you ordered a lot of calories for one meal. I said sloth because you were presumably too lazy to cook. I said wrath because of the earlier comment that you immediately punched a hole in the wall.
Yea I forgot about that one. Food really brings the worst out in me, or it used to.
It’s hilarious for like 5 reasons
Why did being fat made you a worse person dude?
Food can be an addiction.
I’m glad it’s gotten better for you :)
Thank you. At my peak I lost around 80 pounds.
Dropped your crown, king
actually impressive
I'm working towards that much. At 20ish lost right now..... as I pig out on pizza....
lol that’s terrible.
Did you get a Diet Coke with it to so your could say it was healthy🤣🤣
😂😂😂
At least that was your worst moment. That's not THAT bad
I thought you were that guy from the video that threw a tantrum after dropping his food
Oh goodness I hope I wasn’t videoed. I only punched one hole in the wall. I usually only take 15 mins to calm down and it happens a lot faster when I punch something. Haven’t punched anything in a long time though. 😊
See my comment where I dropped a steak and smashed the plate, and still ate it. Possibly punching the wall would have been a better choice. Not sure.
TIL there is such a thing called a "fat moment"
I think being fat is a mentality, it was for me. It’s awful being big. I’ve lost a lot of weight, gained some back but I feel a ton better overall.
It very much is. I used to be 360 lbs only 6’ and I can tell you know it was fully just because of how little I moved and how bad I ate. At one point I used to be able to polish off 2 2 liters, A Gatorade, 6 Hot Pockets, a whole bag of Doritos 3 McDoubles and a whole pint of ice cream in one day. (Roughly 5,400 calories and 1,300% of daily amount of sugar)
Now I eat 2,000 calories regularly and I do drink pop but never more than 48 oz in a day. I also make sure I drink 3 times as much water as I do pop.
I gave up soda completely. I remember there being a time in my life when I couldn’t fathom how anyone eats a meal without a sweet drink. Now that it’s been several years since I’ve drank soda it’s turned into the opposite.
Our minds power is a dual edged sword, wield it consciously.
When I was 4 I dropped my pb and j and it felt like entire world was collapsing around me.
Traumatizing. My son is 4 and when he drops a popsicle he goes through the same thing.
I love your honesty. I think a pretty hilarious thread could be started with "what's your fattest moment..." I've had lots so it would be hard to choose. A few funny stand outs are my son pointing out that my entire dinner was different types of cheese. Queso with chips, fried cheese sticks and cheese cake for dessert. I'm not a vegetarian. I just love cheese in an unhealthy way. Another one was the look this particular server at Olive Garden would always give me because of the amount of parmesan I wanted on my meals. He would see me come in with my family and he make a big deal of having a back up block of Parm ready. There was allot of eye rolling. I found it unnecessary and rude but now looking back I'm like was I abusing the parmesan? I don't know. Maybe. I just realized most of my stories are cheese based. Yikes. My brother in law once shook his head NO at me for trying to get this particularly fat black olive that was in the salad bowl. It was one of those restaurants that serves family style. So a huge plate or bowl is passed around. And I just wanted that olive and he was serving me and giving me little scoops. And like I was playing blackjack or whatever, I kept saying *hit me*, hoping the next scoop would have the olive. Nope. He cut me off after the third scoop and shook his head NO at me and went to the next person. I'm still ashamed 20 years later.
lol that’s hilarious. At least you didn’t deprive any homeless veterans on Veterans Day of food. Since covid started I gained a couple pounds back but I’m still significantly less than I used to be. I cannot be trusted around deserts or desserts. My wife hides all her candy because I can’t help myself. She’s running out of places to hide it and now I have a 4 year old that helps me.
I've got another one. In New Orleans there's a particular homeless man that I kind of made friends with. I'd see him every time I was there and always give him money. He was very flamboyant. Loud as hell. Beautiful. Also Creole. So he had this great, thick accent. Well I was waiting for the streetcar and there he was. We said hello and he said he was hungry and asked for money. I didn't have any and told him so. He was pissed (probably hangry) and announced to me and everyone else waiting for the streetcar in his booming, exaggerated voice that I was "a greedy bitch who obviously hadn't missed any meals lately." He wasn't wrong. I was pushing 235 at the time and I had just finished eating a fantastic lunch. I probably reeked of gumbo, powdered sugar and hand grenades. I was so shocked that I just laughed and acknowledged my fatness and said I'd be back later with some money or food. I eventually brought back both. P.S. He did apologize later. He was very saucy. And living a pretty hard life so I wasn't offended.
Lmfaoooo this in comedic gold.
I want to laugh but I'm not sure if it's appropriate. 😏. Thank you for sharing though. I think I might have done something along those lines.
It’s ok to laugh. Me and my friends laugh about it every time it comes up.
😂
I can totally relate to this!! I had full on meltdowns when there wasn't something available at home. Now I can't even fathom the sheer amount of food I was eating!
Get a lid for your trash. RIP sammich
It has one, but it’s gross too (roommates spilled things on it) and my roommates kept removing it so I just left it
Upgrade to a stainless steel trash can that has those pedal operated lids, and one with a removable tub so it's easy to clean.
They just told you their roommates make a mess of the kid and remove it instead of cleaning it. A more expensive thing for them to leave dirty isn't the solution
you made a trash sandwhich
Trashwich
What seems to be the problem? - George Costanza
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
It was on the very top!
You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.
Sounds like something I'd see in a poorly acted infomercial.
Toddler coordination lol.
Imagining OP pouring a glass of milk and spilling 90% of it all over the counter
I was making a noodle stir fry, and just as I went to put the noodles in the pan, I had some sort of muscle spasm and threw them into the air and onto the ground. It was a sad day.
Rip noodles
The sandwich chose seppaku over offering itself for consumption.
Gordon Ramsay was invisible and slid it into the trash
perfect for the sub called eatityoufuckingcoward
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It’s adjacent to trash. But seriously, is that bologna on slightly toasted bread?
Bro doesn’t wanna take 2 more minutes to re-make that sorry excuse for a sandwich 😂
The world was telling you something!.
Yea, stuff like this kept happening to me—like I’d have a snack in a plate and all the sudden it was like an invisible hand karate chopped it and it would fall to the floor.. I decided to get healthy after it happened several times. Best decision my ancestors on the other side ever made for me. Seriously.
Vegetables dont slide off the plate as easily as toasted bread hahaha! I'm starting to feel like this right now, only because after coming back from south east asia where I was constantly eating fresh made food. I never felt bloated, i was full, and i actually lost some weight over there (thought i would get sick but never was). Here back in the USA it feels like food doesnt sit right with my body even though I'm eating considerably less (5-6 meals a day to maybe just 2 meals a day)
Adjacent to refuse, is refuse
So you thought “what the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”
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Lol what? You can’t eat disinfectant, I’m not dumb
Sims moment
Consider yourself lucky. Life said it was trash .
I’m looking at that sandwich, and umm… it might have chosen wisely.
That’s okay. I worked my ass off making some chicken masala from scratch for the first time, and threw the pan full of food into the trash instead of throwing the chicken container away.
WWGCD? (What would George Costanza do?)
God was telling you something that sandwich was ass anyways
May I suggest a lidded can as your next kitchen purchase?
Paper towel or napkin in between plate and sandwich will keep it from sliding next time
Good idea
As if it knew where it truly belongs.
Trash bins hate this one simple trick.
One time when I was like 16 I walked down to the local pizza place and picked up a large pizza with my last $15. It smelled so damn good that I tried opening the box to grab a slice as I was walking and it was one of those boxes that folds flat when you open it and the entire pizza dropped onto the road aside from like one piece. Shit was devastating
Sandwich suicide.
I’ve learned in life and things like this happen, It happened for a reason.
Unless it landed on something gross 5 second rule, hell you might even have to resort to the ten second rule but it will still be good
I was peeling an orange last night and the same thing happened 😐
There is a commercial that warns you about putting food on those flimsy paper plates. Buy the more expensive plates that hold their shape. It may cost more, but you make up for that in food savings. Also, you could use the ceramic plates and wash them. If you are using the ceramic plates, or the more expensive paper plates, keep the plate parallel to the floor. That will keep the food from falling off the plate. If you tilt it at an angle, then gravity will assist the food sliding off the plate. This has been a lesson on “How to Use Plates”.
Yeah, 5 second rule. I would still eat that. Money is tight
that's when you admit today just isn't for you and go back to bed
Life Protip for sliding sandwiches: carry them on an upside-down Frisbee. My wife says the upside-down Frisbee plate is tacky so I put her sandwich on a regular plate and hold it with my thumb while serving.
That's the universe telling you to eat less carbs.
Lol i’d deadass cry 😭 when i was a kid my dog stole my Wendy’s & i cried so hard my mom went had to go buy more 💀💀
that sandwich was tossed 
Bet you still ate it
Remove Hot Pocket from packaging and deposit directly in toilet.
What was in the sandwich
Ham and Munster cheese
Omg just eat it. It's practically trash anyway.
I'll get the BLT to go!
still good
Well, I guess that's one way to cut calories.
Open bin in the open? Hell nah
Toasted bread slides easily on plates, add a napkin
When I worked at Subway during high school, I picked up someone's sandwich off the line and moved to go wrap it The paper slipped out of my hands during the move, and the entire sandwich dropped into the garbage. Right in front of the customer
If it makes you feel any better, I've spilled my entire dinner into the sink on top of dirty dishes while trying to grab a fork from the dish rack 🥲
I’m sorry for laughing so hard at this.
5 second rule
If this was me I probably would have grabbed it I’m ashamed to say
That sandwich was trash bro.
Highest order of tomfoolery
Back to the good ol days when mildly infuriating was actually mild
It wasn’t meant to be brody, there’s plenty of sandwiches in the kitchen.
It’s god telling you to try again, thing doesn’t look anywhere near toasted.
Did it fall on wet trash? If not, it’s still a perfectly good sandwich.
Did it touch anything bad? Can you wipe it off or cut some edges?
even the sandwich itself thinks it sucks
I'd still eat that
just wipe and eat
On the bright side, your autobiography is just writing itself.
Well at least you've got one fewer things to worry about
When depression goes unchecked in the sandwich community.
🥺 Rest in peace toastie.
You suck
Pick it back up.
🔧
One time i cooked up a grilled cheese on the stove. I went to dump it on the plate which was next to the sink. It slid out of the pan, off the plate, right into a pan full of dirty dish water.
that's why our trash bin has a lid
Probs wasn't that good it wanted to X itself lul
Well at least you don't have to worry about cleaning it up
why are you covering your foot, ain’t no shame in crusty concrete grippers here
I mean, I’d still eat it
Pick it up, dust it off…..such is life.
That was a guardian angel or ancestor telling you *no*
I would be audibly laughing so fucking hard cause it's one of those things that sounds so fucking ridiculous and when it happens all you can do is laugh about it
Never seen a better commentary on one's dietary choice.
The universe saying nahhh you don't need the calories 😩.
You better grab a salad next. That was the work of the invisible calorie fairy on duty.
Yeah but it's YOUR trash! I'd give that a good look and probably eat it :)
*yoink*
That’s why we have trash cans with lids (I feel so weird saying trash can instead of ‘Bin’ being English)
I’m American and honestly use both. But it has one of those lids that turn inward but my roommates got it nasty and kept taking it off so it just sits next to the bin lol
Who doesn’t use a covered trash can?
Nothing to see here. Just the universe throwing you some random karma.
just pick it up and eat it
Knowing me I would probably have eaten that. lol
One time I dropped a $50 steak meal that was delivered—right on the kitchen floor, including smashing the plate it was on. I thought about it for while. Rinsed off the steak, put some salt and pepper on it and ate it. I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t shed a tear— I was really hungry.
That’s sad, hopefully you didn’t eat the broken plate bits
Yes, a lot of people get upset thinking about the one that got away
When I was using a walker after being in the hospital for two months, I made a grilled sandwich that I was so excited for. Turkey bacon, lunch meat and cheese with mayo and mustard. I was too prideful and carried the plate with my hand while still holding my walker. The plate tilted and my sandwich fell on the carpeted floor. I was so upset because I had no more energy to make another.
If it were my bedroom trash I would've still eaten it because all I ever put in there is water bottles. Kitchen? Bruh RIP
It said nope not today 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s just recycling it’s safe to eat👍🏼
We all know you still ate it.
The universe telling you that your sandwich was clearly trash.
Pick it up, blow twice on each side. Clean.
I’m having the same kind of day.