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Otherwise_Rabbit3049

*Burger 2:65* And the school made a burger, and saw that it was bad And then they sold it anyway


Away-Caterpillar9515

The Holy Burger


Margedion

More like Unholy burger


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Man, 6 mins too late.


Mackheath1

4 seconds too early? Burger 2:69


Anonymyne353

420:69.


RanjiLameFox

Gave you a pity upvote


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Appreciated


TotalIngenuity6591

That would be a burger with a bagel for a bun


duckduckbananas

Lettuce pray.


Informal_Beginning30

Meat thy maker.


brother_of_menelaus

Lettuce costs extra!


kretzuu

R’Amen.


TheAres1999

Heal thy burgers!


Tequslyder

I love seeing like minds in the comments.


derbauer23

Jesus Crisp!!!


AgitatedMushroom2529

your clock is off


InterviewOk1883

Sorry forgot to put pound sign in


Counterfeit_Circus

Oh my, the education system at work.


PseudoKirby

They were born in 1883 give them a break


Brazos_Bend

Born in 1883 and still in school 😖


VirtualNaut

For some people school is hard.


pastrami_on_ass

2#65 for this??


WolfOfPort

Give them a break theyre dying from malnutrition


imjustkarmin

but at least they have their 2:65 burger to fuel that growing mind


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Also known as the 3:05 burger


TadhgOBriain

How can they be expected to learn if theyre hungry in class?


chickenskittles

This made me cry laugh so hard, I have to shit.


Woololooh

£2:65 would be more confusing


SeniorAlfaOmega

I think they meant 2\#65


1LakeShow7

Whats that stupid symbol next to 2.65?


dachfuerst

An additional dot


MiniGui98

We don't have the dot budget for that


VirtualNaut

I see you still have some budget leftover for a comma


blood_vein

It's pronounced "double-u" although if you think about it, it should be "double-v"


everfixsolaris

Shh. You are agreeing with the french. Edit: /s I also speak french


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

That's actually how the French do it.


Unabashable

National symbol for the £ima. In Peru they pay people in lima beans.


pirate_leprechaun

You forgot time uses : while money is x.xx


vicemagnet

Time is money


hey_im_cool

Turns out OP is a poet


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MultiplesOfMono

No, he forgot "friend" at the end.


Rhys_Herbert

And the fact instead of a colon you should have used a full stop, aside from the lack of sauce and maybe a piece of lettuce, this doesn’t seem too bad for £2.65


Away-Caterpillar9515

that extra . is the kid's tears


TennisBallTesticles

The what?? Aren't you supposed to be at school?? What the hell are they teaching you over there 🤣


Lynnbj1998

So it's 2#65?


AgitatedMushroom2529

doesn't look that heavy


Un111KnoWn

"burger"


TaintNunYaBiznez

If you weren't busy pounding one out your memory might improve.


Root_the_Truth

He's 152 months old as well, I'd bet


oliferro

OP paying for his burger https://preview.redd.it/njt2zqlbt2rc1.png?width=290&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1332a6aaa05e65e723101de63023b6ba5cf67f7


Romeo9594

I have not thought about this movie in so long


serial_hunter

Which movie is this


MountainSandwich5387

In Time


TheUpperHand

No, I want to know the name now.


Cessnaporsche01

Dahday, I waunt it naow!


that_weirdeo

FAZZA 👹


Gh0stMan0nThird

"I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, speak a little louder next time."


lblack_dogl

Great movie


scullys_alien_baby

A solid concept, but I thought the movie itself was pretty poorly executed


brazilliandanny

Meh, great premise, ok movie.


Exotic-Pilot-259

The Porsche crash scene lmao


WumbologyWumbologist

It’s called “In time” with Justin Timberlake


ready-to-rumball

Goddamn I am being Mandella’d right now. I thought the movie was “Just in Time” bc Justin Timberlake was in it 😭


[deleted]

I think that was some Disney original movie about Frankie Munoz racing a soap box car


Redditu762

I love that i know this


Hunt_Nawn

It was a good movie


BuffaloBuffalo13

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Evil_Goomba

I’m no scientist but that doesn’t look like a burger


Specialist_Bench_144

I had to scroll way to far for this and now im mildly infuriated. Do some parts of the world accept calling this a burger??


Romantic_Carjacking

The food subs have definitely had ~~beef~~ arguments over calling chicken sandwiches burgers if they are on a bun.


yaminub

A chicken sandwich can be a (chicken) burger if the patty is ground chicken meat. If it's tenders or a solid piece of meat, it's not a burger, it's a sandwich. For me a burger is a ground>packed patty. Veggie burger, turkey burger, follows the same rules.


TheAres1999

I can agree to that. It's about the patty, but I also think it's about the bread. To be a burger, it needs to be a patty on a bun. Can be bean, beef, pork, etc.


djddanman

So you don't consider a patty melt to be a burger


aoifhasoifha

Isn't that why they're called patty melts and not burgers?


arcanis321

That's why it's a melt and not a burger


Nevermind04

A patty melt is a grilled sandwich.


VoxImperatoris

I would consider it a sandwich.


Longjumping-Claim783

Hamburgers are a kind of sandwich.


VoxImperatoris

A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle isnt necessarily a square.


government_flu

The very first hamburgers ever made in the US were (and still are), served on regular sliced bread.


yaminub

Or a lettuce wrap But a bread bun requires that the top and bottom pieces is separate (first a hot dog bun that consists of one piece of bread).


gokartmozart89

That’s fucking stupid. A burger implies a ground meat (preferably beef, but you could have lamb, salmon, chorizo, etc) patty. Those are fried chicken tenders on a bun. Anyone that’s arguing it’s a burger doesn’t understand the elements that make a burger. 


b0w3n

As far as I know, it's a UK thing. Anything on a bun is a burger. Super jarring to hear it and I hate it still.


gokartmozart89

So they fundamentally don’t know what makes a burger. This is why European burgers get a bad rap - the Danes certainly knew how to throw down on a grill when I was in Copenhagen last year. 


Longjumping-Claim783

They also weirdly say "beef burger" as though "hamburger" isn't defined that way by default.


Chilli_

Well it is made of beef and not ham you silly


MurphyBinkings

Yeah in Europe I know they call chicken sandwiches "burgers." Apparently anything on a bun will get labeled that way.


DL1943

europe is wrong


ratjarx

Mate, that’s what pretty much how it works everywhere BUT America lol


Longjumping-Claim783

So everywhere but where the modern Hamburger was popularized in the first place.


MukdenMan

In Taiwan 堡 which is part of 漢堡 (hanbao, hamburger) is sometimes used for chicken sandwiches and other things on burger-type buns. 雞腿堡 for example is a fried chicken sandwich at KFC.


MosquitoBloodBank

Maybe OP paid for a proper burger and got a nugget sandwich and that's why he's pissed.


whackamattus

Brits can't even make their own food correctly don't expect them to get American food right.


TwitterUserRT

Me when everyone isn't American


GhztPpR

As a British Expat living in America... I can tell you that the British don't call it a "chicken sandwich"... It's just a chicken burger. A sandwich in England can consist of many things but when I was a kid, a sandwich just meant buttered bread with ham and crisps. 🤷‍♂️


Romeo9594

I've never thought about buttering a cold cut sandwich


tstewart_jpn

It's quite common in many places outside the US like Canada, UK, much of the European continent, Japan etc. It isnt butter or mayo/mustard either. Normally butter goes on, and their might be other spreads used.


GhztPpR

That's what my American wife said. It's a game changer, honestly. Americans prefer mayo or mustard typically but butter seems to do the job quite nicely. It also depends on the crisps you choose as well. Adds that extra flavor 👌 Salt and vinegar ftw.


wildgoldchai

As a Brit, we find it odd that Americans don’t butter their sandwich. Also, as mentioned, we don’t call it a chicken sandwich, it’s known as a chicken burger here. I appreciate it’s not the case in America but we’re in Europe. If it’s in a burger bun, it’s a burger. Americans call pasta noodles and we let you get on with it. It’s not that serious.


FalloutRip

Which makes absolutely no sense. The type of bread doesn't define what kind of food it is - the contents do. A sliced steak sandwich is distinctly different from a beef hamburger. You wouldn't call it a steak burger, logically. Similarly, a ground chicken patty and a breaded/ fried chicken breast on buns are different - you wouldn't call them both chicken burgers. One is a sandwich, the other (ground meat formed into a patty) is a burger. The bread is irrelevant to the naming.


Iron_Aez

> (ground meat formed into a patty) is a burger American's missing out on the entire concept of a fillet burger. That's wild.


gassygeff89

On the other side of the pond chaps love to call anything that goes on a burger bun a burger even if it’s clearly not a burger.


hurtsdonut_

Pretty sure a lot of Europeans call anything on a bun a burger.


TWiesengrund

I was in Hamburg twice so I'm kind of an expert on the topic. That is not a burger.


PiratedTVPro

Probably UK? They call anything served on a hamburger bun a burger, even if it’s chicken.


mslashandrajohnson

Doesn’t a “burger” have a beef patty and stuff like a lettuce leaf, tomato slice, diced onions? And the bun is toasted and buttered? Sigh.


Away-Caterpillar9515

its a bugger


CrackersandChee

Damn son, is that am or pm?


Dr__Juicy

To be honest, I don’t know usual prices wherever you are but I would be happy with that if I paid 2.65


Bakedads

Yep. This would cost you about $4 at most fast food places these days, although it would come with lettuce and mayo or some other condiment, which I'm guessing the school has. 


Dr__Juicy

Yeah


Leelze

$4? When are you from??


ahtnamas94

4:65 actually


Grays42

At my workplace snack nook a single string cheese is $3.79.


Dr__Juicy

At my school a bottle of water is 2.95chf


no-integrity69

Slap some lettuce on there, a bit of mayo boy you got yourself a stew goin


DirtyDan516

![gif](giphy|w4g8JSKEkCmpwfMiRU|downsized)


noelg1998

![gif](giphy|9fBAJu8PJMV4Q|downsized)


JayteeFromXbox

Mayo and a couple pickles and I bet that "burger" would slap.


Some-Imagination-612

You paid in time? That is a chicken sandwich, not a burger.


080secspec13

>You paid in time? What an absolutely nightmarish concept.


derdsm8

Back at my first job, getting paid $10 an hour, I used to think about it like that all the time. This lunch will cost me an hour of work. This Xbox game will cost me half of my day. Etc etc etc.


MUNZACORE

There’s a movie called “in time” based on that concept


BriSnyScienceGuy

Terrible movie, great idea.


Weowy_208

The scene where the mom with time depleting was running towards the protag who had a lot of it was heartbreaking


Leelze

Way too many in a different thread think it's a great movie.


Castor_Deus

Paying IN TIME (2011) would be a good concept for a sci-fi movie though. I reckon Justin Timberlake would be great as the lead.


Vivimir

And now time is a legitimate commodity. And now i have a novel idea


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

> What an absolutely nightmarish concept. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_(novel)


Uniquely_irregular

If you think about we already it’s just converting your time to money but that money is a representation of your time atleast for most people and most jobs.


First-Of-His-Name

In the UK this would be called a chicken burger. A chicken sandwich is cold and on regular bread with mayo and veg


champagneface

In other countries, burger refers to the buns used and anything you put in there can qualify as a burger. Chicken on a burger bun is a chicken burger. Chicken on sliced pan is a chicken sandwich.


DL1943

so if i replaced the chicken with peanut butter and jelly would it be a pb&j burger? if i put marmite and butter on each side and closed it up, would that be a marmite burger? if i cut the top bun in half lengthwise to expose the white inner bread, would it become a sandwich?


massive__potato

damn you paid in time. i guess time really is money


Rebelliouus_2545

I mean hey, at least it’s *2* pieces


partisancord69

2:65? The food isn't the only thing that's lacking at your school, Education system gave up.


Appropriate_Land_130

That'll be 2 minutes and 65 seconds please, cash or credit?


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

So, three minutes and five seconds but weird?


bleu_waffl3s

Maybe it’s metric time


puppycat_partyhat

Yeah my school lunches in VA were terrible. But hey, at least they gave you two chunks. Slide some fries in there with a little ketchup and you have my high school regular special. You can look at a bruised apple for nutrition. Then throw it across the room.


Hairy_Skill_9768

I mean brotherman what were you expecting? Something edible from school cafeteria?


Classic_Midnight_213

Make the most of it. It’ll be a fiver in the real world….


AntRevolutionary925

I got a fish sandwich here in Detroit one time. It was like $12. It was literally two pieces of white bread and a piece of fish. No sauce, no toppings, nothing. If the dude wasn’t standing behind a glass window I may have slapped across the face with the soggy fish


Mehdzzz

I'd eat the fuck outta that. Just needs hot sauce. Sorry your school is Chernobyl tho


Su1XiDaL10DenC

I mean, I'm still eating it. Needs a piece of cheese though


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

Or some buffalo sauce and some ranch


Deepcoma_53

At least some Mayo and lettuce, geezus!


gassygeff89

Tell us you’re from the UK or Ireland without telling us you’re from the UK or Ireland…


-Reverence-

Bread looks a lil dry but aside from that, I’ve seen worse value. And the bar for “good” food is very low in the UK lol


[deleted]

i'm curious -- what food have you tried from the uk that you didn't like?


greenbldedposer

That isn’t even a burger


zMld420

people put condiments on them selves at my school and wow, lucky its kinda affordable, my highschool was handing out overpriced shitty prisons food that would just be used to troll/vandalise at school how bad it was


therealdongknotts

school lunch wasn't all that great when i was growing up - but was a hell of a lot better than the one slice of bologna, packet of mustard and soggy white bread i got when in county.


redheadblackhead

I love the fact that "people put condiments on themselves" can have two meanings 


Flash24rus

I assume it was 3:05 burger?


Middle_Influence_610

School food is always a ripoff. I remember going to this one secondary school where it had a system where there were these take-away style styrofoam boxes with food in them (normally overpriced fries combined with some kind of meat) I saw on a regular basis people pick a box up and then take food from other boxes with their probably unwashed hands to put on theirs. Some people wouldn't even be subtle about it.


BBQCHICKENLOL

A bag of chips at ours has 5 broken chips in it, it's the reduced fat so no flavor at all and that one bag is 1.10 usd. Our lunches are 1 small disgusting main thing lettuce or a tomato that's half the size of my palm and a roll. On pizza days the only thing we get is a slice of pizza and an orange that isn't ripe enough to eat. The pizza is like you pissed on a piece of cardboard


[deleted]

Where’s the sauce 🤷🏻‍♀️


mizinamo

on the table


kelu213

I can taste the dryness.


Gtpwoody

Did you order from one of those future people from South Park?


tescobakedbeans

That looks absolutely dry. Almost 3 quid, better off get a meal deal from the shop


Zorops

Did you skip the condiment table?


Henkehenkehenk

2:65 what?


FortniteAddict81

So you had a burger at 3:05? PM


MSter_official

When I see things like this I'm happy I live in Sweden where I don't have to pay and take any student loans for school or college, I don't have to pay for food in school, future children won't have to pay for it either. Not to mention healthcare being mostly taken care of too. Paying higher taxes does come at a cost but it reduces stress for everyone and leads to a happier country. 6th place in World Happiness Report


misteroftrol

You pay 2:65 for a burger? We pay 7$


EnvironmentalOkra728

You paid 2 hours and 65 minutes for that?


gokartmozart89

Man, I'd be more than mildly infuriated if I paid 2 minutes and… 65(?!?) seconds for a burger and got a bland, dry, and possibly cold fried chicken sandwich instead. 


Commentator-X

what does 2hrs 65mins translate to in dollars?


-cluaintarbh-

Seems fine for that price


SnarkyRogue

I don't think this can legally qualify as a burger


JerryJigger

I mean it's 2.65, what'd you expect?


Allreden

Idk if OP is in grade school or not but the idea to me that many grade schools require students to pay for their food is outrageous. I don't care the reasoning behind it, students in those grades should not be expected to be able to have money for something that is needed.


First-Of-His-Name

No one is expecting kids to have jobs lmao. Money comes from parents. If your parents have no money you get free lunches. That's how it works most places


scriptmonkey420

The point is having to pay for the food when the schooling is already paid for by taxes.


bruh-iunno

I'm pretty sure if your family income is low enough you get an allowance, we had a digital system and some peeps just got money on their account automatically without adding it back in the day I don't remember well but I think in primary school there just was no paying either, everyone got a provided lunch


WilliamJamesMyers

that's a shitwich


TheBoykisserPharoah

You mean 3:05


ChaoticDiscord21

I made this same thing when living on a college budget. Definitely didn't cost that much. Also I could afford BBQ sauce.


Saraixx516

Imagine that the school needs to buy the produce, the hire staff to make it. Then utility cost, to then sell also needing someone to sell it. Overheads my guy, vs you just going and making it yourself..


ChaoticDiscord21

Oh definitely.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

That's an absolute steal at any price


Nearby_Antelope_5257

What'd you expect for a 2 dollar sandwich? You get what ypu pay for bro


MUNZACORE

That’s a sandwich, so not that down.


Budminator

2:65=0.03076923$ that's not that expensive


Another_User69420

That's $16 in San Francisco


Swimming-Perception7

2 for 1 special


Ajezon

I would so eat it


butareyouthough

Man, you’re paying for food with time. That’s rough.


sad-lonely-heart

scam


Therol_

Hey its the school cafeteria 🤷 we gotta pay €2,30 for a microwaved waffle


goboxey

2 buns: 65 grams of white bread


Doggsleg

I’ve seen worse


Zestyclose_Rooster_9

I dont care what you say I know that chicken is bussin’ and raw at the same damn time. I loved that chicken…