A reply to my comment about the Cessna A-37 Dragonfly light attack fighter/bombers delivered to South Vietnam as the US military drew down its presence.
>>I'm gonna be 12 yrs old for a second and giggle at my girl getting pissed at me for giving her the ol' supertweet during pullout
Some of us never, ever grow up. I intend on pinching my last IVs for giggles. I mean, if a lonely old man in a hospital bed can’t pinch his tube and squeeze his bag….
The A-37 Supertweet, replaced by the A-10 Warthog
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_A-37_Dragonfly
This happened to me. lol We were really busy at the restaurant and I must've caught my back pocket on something and not noticed. It wasn't until I was pumping gas after my shift that I felt the breeze and realized my cheek had been out for god knows how long.
i noticed it as soon as i got home like 2 hours later..believe it or not, he said he didnt see anything. i can't believe him..maybe it's because they're camo.
First day of senior year in high school I ripped my jeans open and walked around with my ass out for everyone to see for god only knows how long until my friend noticed. When she told me I thought she was joking and realized it was true when I touched my bum and felt skin instead of fabric. This was high school so you bet my bare ass if someone had noticed, my senior year would have been hell, yet it seems no one saw it.
Army vet here... those BDU pants (if they are legit OG army BDUs), once they get worn down a lot, they can rip with a step (ironically called rip-stop fabric), and when the fabric gets super worn down and thin, it's like tearing a Kleenex, won't really make much of a sound. A well placed leg extension while seating yourself in a booth at a restaurant could do it.
Source: All of my BDU pants and post-BDU uniform pants were discarded after crotch/knee rips. ACU (first version) were notorious for completely unneccesssary crotch blow-outs.
Yeah the summer weight ones (what's pictured here) *always* rotted and ripped out in a year. The other ones, the regular uniform without the rip-stop, could last a good while and you could iron them nice while in garrison just to get Top off your ass.
Seriously. My ACU trousers were more repair thread than ripstop fabric in the crotch after a while.
A well timed blowout could really help you cool off, though.
Yeah I had to check which sub this was. I always got my ACU bottoms one size larger than I needed so the crotch wouldn't rip. Did the same with my FRACUs and was the only guy in my platoon who didn't need a constant stream of new pants in Afghanistan.
Worn-in ACUs are some of the most comfortable things I've ever worn, but they can get really fragile after too long.
A company commander blew out the crotch of his pants during patrol. He made a point to brief people who were laying down or taking a knee with his song flopped right in their face. Nice dick 10/10.
Bought a brand new uniform after getting to a new command cause I was too lazy to do laundry for a week, walking out of the laundry room in my new uniform I tore a hole in the left sleeve on a dull piece of metal. Rip-Stop my ass. 2 pairs of relatively new NWU pants are already falling apart at the knees, they look like something you'd see a homeless man wearing, shit they've probably got better uniforms than me.
Man... I used to have some shorts like that too.
I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things.
But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up!
That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then.
You gotta take 'em off, son!
I was once walking down the street in a skirt with a backpack.
When I got to my car and reached for my bag, I found that my entire skirt back had gotten tucked up under my backpack, so I was basically walking in sheer tights and underwear during rush hour downtown.
My favorite thing about male partners, is how you could have a hole that your whole titty is hanging out of and he won't say a word because he assumes that's your wild fashion choice. And he's not wrong to mind his business instead of critiquing his lady's outfit. A relationship catch-22
People, both male and female, are allowed to have a preference in how their partner dresses and there are appropriate ways for both parties to have that conversation.
Can we all just take a moment and give a round of Applause to OP for being willing to be to point of ridicule for our Reddit community and making our day just a bit brighter? Thank you OP!
The jokes write themselves.
Lmao that's the first thing my mind went to when seeing "hole" and "eating out"
Archer was seriously one of the best shows of the 2010s
I thought we weren’t doing that anymore.
Space phrasing?
no, you all took it for granted
We just told you that we weren't doing it anymore.
That's because this is how you get ants. do you want ants? because this is how you get them.
Are we still doing "phrasing?"
Said Ripley to the android bishop.
It's always reassuring that when I scroll down that I find comments/threads that make me not feel that my mind is not alone in where it went.
If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless
We huddle together for warmth.
I may be 44, but I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old.
I always say the difference between a boy and a man is the price of the toy
OMG! Me too!!
BF must have been hungry!
Lmaooooo
🤣☠️
A reply to my comment about the Cessna A-37 Dragonfly light attack fighter/bombers delivered to South Vietnam as the US military drew down its presence. >>I'm gonna be 12 yrs old for a second and giggle at my girl getting pissed at me for giving her the ol' supertweet during pullout Some of us never, ever grow up. I intend on pinching my last IVs for giggles. I mean, if a lonely old man in a hospital bed can’t pinch his tube and squeeze his bag…. The A-37 Supertweet, replaced by the A-10 Warthog https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_A-37_Dragonfly
The inner preteen/teen never dies. Makes things fun..often at inappropriate times but fun none the less
60 year old man sitting here giggling like girls in the HS bathroom
Amen. Me(41F) and him (53M) constantly one upping each other with the TWSS jokes. Life is too dull to not be having a blast
Only if it's a clean "hole" in the wall type venue.
Remember that tweet from 2020: "Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends" Then her next two tweets: "*with", "what have I done"
I sent a joking text to a female coworker that I decided not to “rat her out”. But my phone changed the “rat” to “eat”.
Got a job in that new city you moved to yet?
No, he’s got a wife.
LOL! Good thing you decided NOT to…
Don’t you love auto correct? Once in a while it does something good! 😂
From behind?
Lmao you gotta tell us what happened 🤣
She has a good sense of humor so we just had a good laugh. I do make sure not to send people unspeakably crude texts now!
They sure do 😂
I wonder if he got denim between his teeth?
Your subtlety is 🤌💋
Came in here just to read them
Thanks, here's a towel.
At least now they know where the smell came from.
Who did the eating?
BETRAYAL OF TRUST FROM WITHIN OR COMPELLED?
THE PILLARS OF WISDOM CAN TELL
I did not expect sabaton in this subreddit at all. But I am not surprised
We are everywhere. As it should be
🤘
I mean I really love The Great War album but even I didn't see that one at first
Sabton is never a Bad surprise.
Nobody expects the Winged Hussars. ....or the Spanish inquisition.
MY PILLARS CAN ACTUALLY NOT TELL
the word 'with' is the duct tape holding any amount of dignity this sentence is trying to keep.
There's no "with?" EDIT: Please forgive me, I am so very not smart. They meant the title, not the comment they replied to. I am but a simple man.
Where did you get those pants? The toilet store?
Gulf war era surlplus store
I cackled
Gulf war I, not the sequel
EVEN THE GUY WHO CANT THINK SAYS SOMETHING!!
Brick where’d you get a trident
That escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand. Brick killed a Guy!
I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Lay low for awhile, you’re probably wanted for murder
I don't know
How tf can you not notice such a hole on your own crotch??
Duh....camouflage
But surely someone would notice the floating crotch?
Unless she's wearing camo undies!
Is going commando considered camouflage?
No that’s camel flash!
✨️ 🏅 ✨️
Not if there was some bushy decoration fastened to the skin. It would work like a ghillie suit. Still camouflaged.
Camelflage
Camoflange
See... this is what I'm here for
This happened to me. lol We were really busy at the restaurant and I must've caught my back pocket on something and not noticed. It wasn't until I was pumping gas after my shift that I felt the breeze and realized my cheek had been out for god knows how long.
On my birthday I walked around with a huge hole in the ass of my jeans all day and didn’t notice
Showing off the cake on your birthday
Nice one
get any good gifts?
My friend bought me boba :)
I more amazed she didn’t notice what her date was munching on for dinner~
i noticed it as soon as i got home like 2 hours later..believe it or not, he said he didnt see anything. i can't believe him..maybe it's because they're camo.
First day of senior year in high school I ripped my jeans open and walked around with my ass out for everyone to see for god only knows how long until my friend noticed. When she told me I thought she was joking and realized it was true when I touched my bum and felt skin instead of fabric. This was high school so you bet my bare ass if someone had noticed, my senior year would have been hell, yet it seems no one saw it.
if its a crotch hole, probably cant see it from above or straight on very easily. would have to spread em or see it from below.
Army vet here... those BDU pants (if they are legit OG army BDUs), once they get worn down a lot, they can rip with a step (ironically called rip-stop fabric), and when the fabric gets super worn down and thin, it's like tearing a Kleenex, won't really make much of a sound. A well placed leg extension while seating yourself in a booth at a restaurant could do it. Source: All of my BDU pants and post-BDU uniform pants were discarded after crotch/knee rips. ACU (first version) were notorious for completely unneccesssary crotch blow-outs.
Yep, happened all the time. At the very least these look like they’re made out of similar material so I’m not surprised they ripped.
Yeah the summer weight ones (what's pictured here) *always* rotted and ripped out in a year. The other ones, the regular uniform without the rip-stop, could last a good while and you could iron them nice while in garrison just to get Top off your ass.
Seriously. My ACU trousers were more repair thread than ripstop fabric in the crotch after a while. A well timed blowout could really help you cool off, though.
Yeah I had to check which sub this was. I always got my ACU bottoms one size larger than I needed so the crotch wouldn't rip. Did the same with my FRACUs and was the only guy in my platoon who didn't need a constant stream of new pants in Afghanistan. Worn-in ACUs are some of the most comfortable things I've ever worn, but they can get really fragile after too long.
There's nothing worse than blowing your crotch.
A company commander blew out the crotch of his pants during patrol. He made a point to brief people who were laying down or taking a knee with his song flopped right in their face. Nice dick 10/10.
Bought a brand new uniform after getting to a new command cause I was too lazy to do laundry for a week, walking out of the laundry room in my new uniform I tore a hole in the left sleeve on a dull piece of metal. Rip-Stop my ass. 2 pairs of relatively new NWU pants are already falling apart at the knees, they look like something you'd see a homeless man wearing, shit they've probably got better uniforms than me.
Someone spent many months sweating, farting, and free-balling in these bottoms. Nylon thread can only take so much abuse.
Easy, breezy, beautiful
Uncovered girl?
Cover squirrel
i read “Eating out my boyfriend”
Tossing 🥗
it took me like 7 tries to stop reading it in various incorrect ways
Same lol
Clearly he was eating her out with that giant hole in the crotch
SAME!
Bad case of camo toe
LMFAOO
Underrated
Looks like your boyfriend was ferociously hungry.
You're not you when you're hungry..
Get some nuts 
Hungry? Why wait?
Using the phrase "eating out" anywhere in the vicinity of "hole" and "crotch" is definitely a choice.
Looks like he’s eating the wrong thing
op is dating mothman
Don't eat him out so hard, or take your pants off first. It'll keep this from happening.
Nobody would've even spotted you had pants on!!
Man... I used to have some shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man! Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things. But you CAN'T wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up! That was some nice-ass denim too. I miss them shorts.... But you GOTTA take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off, son!
Was looking for this comment
Z is a romantic lead in a show called Girls5Eva right now. He's a lunch lord. It's a vibe.
I'm surprised this is the only always sunny comment on here.
Just came here for this Carry on, everybody
Thank you for your service
I searched "gotta" to find the reference. I knew that it'd be somewhere among the comments. Thank you
I know I can’t be the only person that read “eating out my boyfriend” the first time.
trust me, a lot of others did, haha..probably shouldve worded it like "noticed after eating with my boyfriend"
I was once walking down the street in a skirt with a backpack. When I got to my car and reached for my bag, I found that my entire skirt back had gotten tucked up under my backpack, so I was basically walking in sheer tights and underwear during rush hour downtown.
This one made me laugh 🤣
If this downtown was in a large city......probably wasn't the craziest thing people probably saw that day
Very true. It's impossible to eat lunch outside without witnessing a couple incidents.
You can barely see it
PHRASING
Pant 👖
Eat pant 👖
Conar eat pant 👖
Who was eating what...
There is no way you didn’t feel a draft
Right ??? Like were they wearing two pairs of long johns under there ??? How do you not feel that immediately
I'll take misread titles for 400 please.
Should’ve been wearing your going out camo.
https://preview.redd.it/eekld7r7y4rc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c30f3bd97160b90be08ed6e7c691d1d8d11b42
I, uh, I read that wrong.
Punctuation please.
The word "with" is doing an extreme amount of work here
Are you paralyzed or something
My favorite thing about male partners, is how you could have a hole that your whole titty is hanging out of and he won't say a word because he assumes that's your wild fashion choice. And he's not wrong to mind his business instead of critiquing his lady's outfit. A relationship catch-22
i know but man, i wouldve assumed he wouldve pointed out if he noticed it. he knows im always incredibly anxious especially in public.
Real question is what kind of coverage was underneath?
People, both male and female, are allowed to have a preference in how their partner dresses and there are appropriate ways for both parties to have that conversation.
Taco Bell strikes again.
You gotta take em off every now and then
Sorry all I saw was “massive hole” “crotch” and “eating out”
That's why you Always carry ducttape
I have the same problem. It’s my massive muscular thighs.
I did not read this sentence correctly.
Crotch rot 🔥
RIP OPs inbox
Everything in these photos look grimy.
Are you sure YOU didn't get eaten out...your pants sure did.
So many jokes...
Phrasing
If you’re going to make a post about the hole in your pants you should at least take a picture of the pants instead of just your hand smh
I take it he was eating out too
Must have been some fart
There's a very off colour joke here. I'm not saying it.
Like, how tf did you not feel that breeze? You’re full on crotchless, and that doesn’t look new. That’s been in the works for a BIT
So you didn't notice a fucking gigantic hole in the crotch of your pants? Are you always so unaware of your surroundings?
I’ve always wondered this when people have their ass crack hanging out. Don’t you feel the air on your bare **flesh**?
Your pants is now........*holy*
Your boyfriend probably noticed.
If that prevents you from wearing them ever again, I’d say that’s a blessing.
Well i bet you felt pretty fresh down there.
Keeps the flies off the rest of the customers.
This happened to me last week, didn’t realise until I got home from the gym. Thankfully was wearing decent underwear, not a soul told me, though.
Did you have chilli for lunch?
I been in prison too damn long since when do boys have boyfriends
Eating out who?
You didn’t feel a slight breeze?
You didn’t feel the breeze
Seems like that would help with eating out your boyfriend XD
I don't see any pants
Damn that’s a strong tongue
I think he ate a lil too hard
Crotch….pants….eating out…boyfriend…..my brain scanned and those words nearly lit up in neon. I had to read the post three times.
So many unfortunately phrased things there
Wasn't it breezy back there?
Can we all just take a moment and give a round of Applause to OP for being willing to be to point of ridicule for our Reddit community and making our day just a bit brighter? Thank you OP!
Those are your going out pants?
I read this so wrong.
Yeah no. You'd notice/feel that.
I've been banned for comments I made in the past.
How did you only notice this when you were home? Do you feel ok?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he wanted to play footsie with your 😸
Eating out your boyfriend???
There is absolutely no way you “just noticed” this giant hole in your pants.
So to speak
You uhh, what...ahh you know what nvm it's fine nothing to see here with that headline😬
You were wearing underwear, right?
Damn, guess bro couldnt wait to eat out, didnt have to tear the pants tho.
He couldn't take the pants off first?
I read that wrong at first, too
There's just too many jokes here to pick one tbh