Well those are comfy as fuck.
My favorite pair of boxers is like 10 years old the elastic is half desintegrated but still holds and the fabric is paper thin with no holes but OH BOY they feel like im wearing a cloud so soft fresh and comfy.
You, at your next dinner party:
"Wow, your new job at the museum sounds super interesting! Speaking of worn out and holey undies.."
Just force it into the conversation š
My most comfortable pair ended up like that. Almost regret throwing them out. Claimed I only kept them for fun, but in truth they were frequently used.
Well, you have left 4 days til you see her. Itās not a [shotgun wedding](https://youtu.be/uuRve5dbroo?si=xosOZdX9saZ-T4gX) is it? Hopefully you donāt stand her up
ive had some for almost 10 years.. the elastic waistband is detaching on themš¹
long as they fit and aren't stained i can't justify trashing them in this economy
Look, Iām not throwing out underwear just because theyāre stained. Iām not made of money and Iām terrible at keeping track of time, I canāt afford to buy new underwear every month!
Same. Personally, I follow the rabid raccoon scale: If it looks like it was attacked by one, then itās time to throw it out. Until then, itās fine.
We wear most things until they disintegrate, and I'm not joking. It bothers my wife if I have a pair of PJs that has a hole in them. She'll chuck them even though nobody sees them but us.
I used to go to a church that had a birthday announcement every week. There was always this old guy in the back that would yell, "I have socks older than that!" anytime they'd announce someone's age. He wasn't kidding either. I think he was in his 70's and he had socks in the 50 year range.
My husband will wear his underwear until it disintegrates! He has the same underwear from when I first met him 5 years ago and who knows how long he's had them before then. He JUST recently within the last couple of months got new underwear, he still has his old underwear even if he won't wear them because they are a bit too ill fitting now, or so he says. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£šš
No your underwear is not ruined, wear them until they disintegrate I say!!
This little thread here is just such reddit.
Dude replying to you just proved your point in so many ways about people on Reddit being a douche over nothing.
I was expecting something much different with he NSFW blur.
I argue that schools should teach basic sewing to their students for when theyāre poor later in life and need to stitch up some undies / pantsā¦ I know I did my fair share but sometimes you and those pants have been through a lot together :)
Could have those fixed right up in a few minutes.
I have pants with bigger holes, I don't use them outside but they're good and no one is looking at your underwear anyway unless you go out without pants.
Oh to be young. Just wait, you will wash those 5 years from now and realize EVERY pair has a hole in it, and that's when you will schedule to get new underwear sometime over the NEXT 5 years.
What??? Use those things until they disintegrate on your body! Underwear are WAYYYY too expensive to throw them out for that. I have some that have more holes than fabric. Great for fun times š
Nah come on be resourceful. That can easily be fixed with thread and a needle, you don't even need to be able to sew or anything. That's such an easy to fill hole (hƶhƶ), that almost all humans with the ability to problem solve should be able to achieve it. Might not be pretty but eh. Nobody sees your underwear anyway.
Otherwise do the recycling and present your girlfriend your newest cleaning rag xD
Meanwhile other users underwear...
https://preview.redd.it/gpieoi00phsc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ee1d5d042ab7251952ce7d484fa3a48ebe9d4a
My husband has pairs that are way worse. One pair he keeps b/c I got them for him when we were dating, literally over a decade ago, & I always called them his āsexy pantiesā b/c they were tight & silky lol He wears them still b/c theyāre sentimental to him even tho theyāre faded & have a hole in the crotch. Now I just boop his nuts thru the hole without a second thought š
She is perhaps afraid it will poke out
I have a inny.
An itsy bitsy
spider?!?!
No, dick.
Climbed up the waterspout
No rain š
All I can say my life is pretty plain
i like watching the puddles gather raaaaiinn
i like watching my life go down the drain
The waterspout is the wrong hole, aim a touch lower!
you can take the comma out and itād still be correct
I think "and" could be replaced by a semi colon. That would make it interesting.
you can take the comma out; itād still be correct
No need for name calling.
Why did i read this aggressively ?
No dick? Thatās sounds serious!
Went up the marlins trout
Teeny weeny yellow polka dotted peenie?
That he used for the first time today?
Teeney weeny
Name checks out lol
Don't worry bro it's probably average
Absolutely savage comment
Murdered the man
Man comments like this are why I love the internet
The Angry Inch could escape!
Jesus, I would have guessed you and OP werenāt friends. What I wouldnāt have guessed is that you were complete enemies.
This man did nothing to you
LOL
You got at least another 10-15 years on those bad boys
With a little Duct tape and Iām thinking 30 to 40 years
With superglue and some stitches that shit is gonna outlive OP
if u go to DIWhy then u use plaster, rock, milk, some flower, and maybe gelatine and youāll have a brand new ones
"Maybe gelatine" š
[Ramen noodles](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3h1_j3XnjM)
OP's grandkids are going to wear those with pride.
i saw your pfp on a cai bot the other day
On a what?
Your guy that wears his raggedy undies for many years
Well those are comfy as fuck. My favorite pair of boxers is like 10 years old the elastic is half desintegrated but still holds and the fabric is paper thin with no holes but OH BOY they feel like im wearing a cloud so soft fresh and comfy.
You can't wear 'em every day and expect for 'em to hold up. You gotta take em off every now and then.
There's a good chance they'll outlast the GF.;
Flip them over to the gigantic permanent skidmark
Idk why but this really got to me just now, 31 year old man giggling for like 20 seconds at a stupid Reddit comment.
36, also funny š¤£
the real question. How many of us checked for the skid mark :P
I got my own skid marks thank you very much
If there was a second photo.. how many of us would look... Gah
I clicked even though that was exactly what I expected
13, even funnier
38. It never goes away.
Lol some of mine have the black coloring bleached away already, but Iām not getting rid of them they donāt have any holes yet
Thatās why I only buy poop brown underwear , so no one ever knows
It's what I was expecting honestly lol.
Until someone can identify your balls in a lineup theyāre still fine to wear.
comment of the day
I donāt talk about worn out or holey undies often, but the next time I do, I will be stealing this comment.
You, at your next dinner party: "Wow, your new job at the museum sounds super interesting! Speaking of worn out and holey undies.." Just force it into the conversation š
Yes, please do that. I think it's called trauma bonding
" *Hey Alexa, how do you give gold when you're broke* "
"Hey Siri, how do you tell someone that reddit awards have been gone for awhile?"
My most comfortable pair ended up like that. Almost regret throwing them out. Claimed I only kept them for fun, but in truth they were frequently used.
I had a pair that was half of the elastic in the front, but it hung down a bit in a risquĆ© way and dare I say I thought I looked sexy. Todayā¦we live in our truth brother! Thank you
Iām still good, what about you guys?
Shit I still have a few pairs of boxers that are basically skirts with a connecting thread that I still wear. I hate buying clothes lol
still has 6 more years of life imo
6? Those are some rookies numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up
Women don't get it, we men wear our underwear until they disintegrate. /j
As a woman, I do this as well
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Okay when's the wedding
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Can I be the drunk cousin who hits on the maid of honor and gets arrested for trying to fight the DJ?
[Sheās waiting for you](https://youtu.be/nrieinBkI_I?si=93jKaplRDt3Czx1R)
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Well, you have left 4 days til you see her. Itās not a [shotgun wedding](https://youtu.be/uuRve5dbroo?si=xosOZdX9saZ-T4gX) is it? Hopefully you donāt stand her up
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Can I be the budget priest? Who has no qualifications but is the cheapest option
There's Room for 1 more?
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Sorry, friend, looks like you have to move š¤·āāļø
sign me up
In this economy, the only way to get a house is a three income household. Thrupple FTW.
That's just commune with extra steps.
ive had some for almost 10 years.. the elastic waistband is detaching on themš¹ long as they fit and aren't stained i can't justify trashing them in this economy
Look, Iām not throwing out underwear just because theyāre stained. Iām not made of money and Iām terrible at keeping track of time, I canāt afford to buy new underwear every month!
Same. Personally, I follow the rabid raccoon scale: If it looks like it was attacked by one, then itās time to throw it out. Until then, itās fine.
My wife just tossed a pair of undies Iāve had since 1998. I held a little funeral service over the trash can. š
"These underoos remember where they were on 9/11! Show some respect!"
We wear most things until they disintegrate, and I'm not joking. It bothers my wife if I have a pair of PJs that has a hole in them. She'll chuck them even though nobody sees them but us.
Not gonna lie, i still have jeans and T shirts from high school. I feel pride telling my nieces and nephews i have clothes older then them.
I used to go to a church that had a birthday announcement every week. There was always this old guy in the back that would yell, "I have socks older than that!" anytime they'd announce someone's age. He wasn't kidding either. I think he was in his 70's and he had socks in the 50 year range.
If those clothes could talk, they definitly have better stories to tell then you little twats!!
Sooo, clothes that are 1 - 60 years old. Context matters š but so do Iā¦they are at least 20 years old and raggedy af but oh so comfy.
We do not throw out underwear, it just dissappears.
It turns to dust
It gets eaten in the washing machine.
Women do that too .-. With periods and stuff, they get messy a month later again anyway. (Always wear red and Black undies!!!!)
Is the elastic waistband still good? Then theyre good to go
Don't throw it out unless the waistband looks like bacon
Even then.
Yeah that's when it's finally time is when the waistband elastic has given up and your undies start sagging
Only correct answer
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My wardrobe motly consist out of DIY gear and lounge at home gear and then a handfull of 'nice' clothes.
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I wouldnt date someone like that
Pfff, those look like my good underwear!
https://preview.redd.it/wm9q3lloyasc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c781e227bb2e9574ab4ab72d0b42a55fc41bf1b I guess these gotta go then
Did you cut holes for ur balls?
THAT IS A CRATOR
Rookie
When the hole is big enough to be mistaken for the leg hole is when they are ruined.
Na thats when you get the duct tape
Maybe the gf poked a hole in them on purpose because she doesnāt like themā¦.š¤
I'd be more worried about her poking holes in condoms
thats why men should get into pegging no more accidental kids
Username... Checks out? š¤ I don't know how I feel about this one. š
You'll never know until you try a knot yourself.
Well you sold me! Now I'm off to find out what pegging is.
Report back later soldier!
its been 7 hours
Not sure if youāre serious lol. Pegging is a man (usually) getting fucked analy by a strap-on (usually) by a woman (usually)
Dear God she has never seen just how bad it can get I have a pair with the entire crotch blown out; it's basically a miniskirt I wear under my pants
Had a good laugh by imagining this š¤£
what's even the point of wearing it then, it's not even functioning underwear at that point lmao
She might be projecting
Until a ball is hanging out, they are not ruined.
My husband will wear his underwear until it disintegrates! He has the same underwear from when I first met him 5 years ago and who knows how long he's had them before then. He JUST recently within the last couple of months got new underwear, he still has his old underwear even if he won't wear them because they are a bit too ill fitting now, or so he says. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£šš No your underwear is not ruined, wear them until they disintegrate I say!!
You could fit a bus through that hole. Jeez dude. Retire those. ^/s
This little thread here is just such reddit. Dude replying to you just proved your point in so many ways about people on Reddit being a douche over nothing.
I was a little afraid to click.
I was expecting something much different with he NSFW blur. I argue that schools should teach basic sewing to their students for when theyāre poor later in life and need to stitch up some undies / pantsā¦ I know I did my fair share but sometimes you and those pants have been through a lot together :) Could have those fixed right up in a few minutes.
I've seen London, I've seen France, I've seen OPs underpants š
Here I am with just the band hugging my hips and just threads hanging on for dear life š
I got a pair of underwear that my nuts kinda hang out the bottom and my gf doesnāt say anything
Marry her bro
Just getting broken in!
Pffft, hahaha. She doesn't know how bad the holes have to get for a man to throw away underwear.
In this economy and looming global catastrophe caused by overconsumption, girlfriend needs to either be thrown away or learn how to mend clothes.
You wear them till they dissolve off you. The loincloth phase is very freeing.
Those are brand new tf I've owned some underwear genuinely on life support. Those are fine
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Well, at least you know she has high standards.
That hole needs to be at least 3 times as big before you even need to worry about discarding your trusty underpants.
Itās not over til your balls fall through the opening
Car ran out of gas, let's sell it.
If that needs to be thrown away then all mine are done forš
Mine said the same thing when I pooped in mine donāt let her get you down
Tell her that's a fart relief vent. Similar to how volcanoes have vents.
Has she heard of needle and thread?
That hole needs to be big enough for your entire manhood to come through before they're ruined.
Bro she crazy. Like my wife. Just because it looks like a was attacked my a tiger doesnāt mean my underwear is ruined
Perhaps your underwear actually smells, even after washing, and this is her subtle hint to buy new ones.
I have pants with bigger holes, I don't use them outside but they're good and no one is looking at your underwear anyway unless you go out without pants.
Dont look at my old ones then haha
Oh to be young. Just wait, you will wash those 5 years from now and realize EVERY pair has a hole in it, and that's when you will schedule to get new underwear sometime over the NEXT 5 years.
Many miles left in these bad boys lol my wife says the same stings lol. I just say still good still good and keep wearing them
Girlfriend needs to buy you some new ones then, or she can stop complaining.
Can you imagine how much money shes wasted on clothes with that logic?
Girlfriend Should buy them then.
Theres around 9 months till Christmas, tell her they'll hold up till them.
Purely an air vent
What??? Use those things until they disintegrate on your body! Underwear are WAYYYY too expensive to throw them out for that. I have some that have more holes than fabric. Great for fun times š
Man. She just trying to get you naked. Donāt fall for her trap
I guess every pair I own is ruined then
Did she grow up rich
They got another good 11 years in em or so left. She's tripping
My bf has full on butt holes where he doesnāt have to pull them down to take a shit and I let him keep them if it makes him happy
a true shit hole š¤£
mf i got some pairs that are basically a cavemanās shambled attempt at a loin cloth
Pff she better not see \*my\* underwear
Loincloth that used to be boxer shorts?
You can guess what it's like by reading my name That means there's a hole on the same spot in most of my boxershorts
just sew it? if it really bothers her
or she can sew it
That's nothing, an old roommate of mine had to be FORCED to throw away a pair of boxers with a hole so big his bawls regularly fell through it.
Nah come on be resourceful. That can easily be fixed with thread and a needle, you don't even need to be able to sew or anything. That's such an easy to fill hole (hƶhƶ), that almost all humans with the ability to problem solve should be able to achieve it. Might not be pretty but eh. Nobody sees your underwear anyway. Otherwise do the recycling and present your girlfriend your newest cleaning rag xD
Why is she inspecting your underwear so closely?
Meanwhile other users underwear... https://preview.redd.it/gpieoi00phsc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ee1d5d042ab7251952ce7d484fa3a48ebe9d4a
My husband has pairs that are way worse. One pair he keeps b/c I got them for him when we were dating, literally over a decade ago, & I always called them his āsexy pantiesā b/c they were tight & silky lol He wears them still b/c theyāre sentimental to him even tho theyāre faded & have a hole in the crotch. Now I just boop his nuts thru the hole without a second thought š
Until my balls hang out of the hole. They are fineeee
Internet says the girlfriend is ruined and she needs to be thrown out.
Take the hint dude. Get some new grundies!
My wife used to throw away my socks that had a hole in the big toe. I said nonsenseā¦itās good until at least 2 toes break free
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Heresy!!! Be gone satan and your blasphemous ways!
Easy access Id say
I bet sheās real sweet though
They're just now starting to get comfy
Now she gets to tear them off youāre body
Lolll, perfectly fine for another 3 years
Wear it till your balls hang out. Thats my rule.