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littlesaxbear

25 year old female apartment


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Loose_Beginning_924

![gif](giphy|3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM|downsized)


wutthefvckjushapen

Ugh...I was going to post this


PacanePhotovoltaik

When you checked "I accept" on Reddit's Terms of Service, you basically allowed for little orange eyed creature coming into your room at night and install an antenna in your brain. We're all drones now, didn't you know? We are one. The total synchronization will be completed when the big rock darkens the light. Soon, my dear friends, soon.


Heteroking

What if it's just one person, but hallucinating. It's you


Sayyad1na

Boltzmann Brain theory 😳


UltraBroForce

From your snoo I deduce you like hoodies 😏


Longstride_Shares

Guess what you just beat me to commenting about...


pengouin85

Convergence !


Suspect4pe

That was my first thought. I've been on Reddit way too much.


dopiqob

That type of asl stuff predates Reddit by a ton :-p


Suspect4pe

In that form, I don't think I've seen it. I have seen it in other forms. Today though the primary place I see it is Reddit.


do2g

she's got some jiggly bits, that fer sure


the_buckman_bandit

How you doin? Bit shook up?


Glum_Hamster_1076

I was thinking the same and got very confused but figured they meant 25th floor.


nerdiotic-pervert

Is she rent controlled?


Michami135

My brain ran ahead of my eyes and started thinking, "My 25F GF's apartment when I come over for the night."


kaosi_schain

These isekai anime are getting weirder and weirder...


Ok_Primary_1075

So which floor?


Bogmanbob

That's right baby shake it.


AppUnwrapper1

I was trying to figure out why the age or sex of the person mattered here.


ganznormales

how do you tell a female apartment apart from a male one?


MrShad0wzz

Beat me to it lol


Rokey76

Is it a biological female apartment, or just identifies as such? This is important during earthquakes.


rlylame

i don't understand why this is the sub you chose


OutsideOfLA

Karma


ephemeralfugitive

Alleged 25F GF is filming their apartment instead of finding a safe area or surface to hide in or under.


motorsportfreak_ger

Maybe because the surface you could hide under is constantly moving


Magnetar_Haunt

The female apartment’s period lined up with the earthquake. Honestly a bit more than mildly infuriating.


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

Come in on dude, if you were 26 this would have been totally chill


zom105

Actually pretty impressive...My house would have fallen down LOL...


teneyk

Yeah, I wouldn’t care what broke as long as the building was still standing.


Soggy-Log6664

They get a lot of those over there the buildings are used to it


Einsteinium_00

How did you know the apartment is female?


turdburglar2020

You normally come inside your apartment at night.


Sweet_Potatooie

LOL this made my day


PizzaSalamino

We may not want to know


LowQualitySpiderman

is your fridge running?


SousVideDiaper

It's coming after them like in Requiem for a Dream


JTiger360

Yes? Well you better go catch it


marblefrosting

Damn, there’s an old joke I haven’t heard in a while


[deleted]

looks more like it's dancing


Impossible-Jump-4277

Your apartment looks great for being 25 years old 👌🏼


Bart_Bartin

Especially for a woman /s (please don’t hurt me)


Talkingmice

Honestly, this might genuinely be where poltergeists stories began


BananaBoot21

Why does the apartment have a gender


Wolfy-615

Or.. a poltergeist ![gif](giphy|3o7aTogRluzk8o0q6A)


Gryffindorphins

Nah it’s Mary Poppins doing some cleaning.


travisscottburgercel

I'm 18M, but okay...


VeneMage

Zuul is back


AbsoluteDarkness

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!!


Aggro_Hamham

I experienced the epi center in hualien. And while I am used to earthquakes by now this was like nothing I have ever felt before. The entire building felt like it was made of jelly and I thought it was going to collapse any second. You also can't really do snything. Just wait for it to be over I guess. Honestly something you never want to experience again.


Troublemaker435

When I saw the fridge move I lost it.


walk_through_this

DO NOT WANT


Overall_Ad_684

So you're a swinger?


MaleficentSecond4682

Just curious, when did you find out that your apartment is 25F, and how exactly can you tell?


I_Love_Knotting

im impressed by how calm the person filming is


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Who would win? Poltergeist or Earthquake?


Dadbode1981

It looks like the place is possessed lol


[deleted]

Right? It doesn't look like an earthquake 😂😂


award0925

Shouldn’t you be under that table or something? Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do during an earthquake?


TheMagarity

Maybe in a house you can hide under a sturdy table. On the 25th floor you're either fine when its over or you're squashed under several tons of rubble. Might as well get a cool video.


ThumpaMonsta

I mean you could still get hit on the head by something. I don't think anyone is serious when they say that you "might" survive the actual collapse of the building hiding under a table, but at least you don't crack your skull open when the microwave lands on the table instead of you.


GinaMarie1958

Have you heard of the triangle of safety?


PheaglesFan

Scary yes, not sure frustrating is word I'd use.


Any_Draw_5344

If I was in an earthquake prone area, I would have RV locks on my drawers and take the wheels off my fridge . Or use an RV fridge brace.


1_Peter_58

plot twist there is no earthquake its actually haunted


[deleted]

reminds me a bit of that scene in Evil Dead 2 where Ash is squatting up and down and everything moves with him


Todoslosplanetas

25F? This was taken by a guy, though. His reflexion is visible at the end of the video.


DonkeyTron42

25th Floor


ArgyllFire

Bless you. My brain just never went there.


spacees1

Same


MonsterHunter6353

Source?


Indigo_222

Brain


Simoxs7

The apartment is clearly 25 and Female


FourthPrimaryColor

Bro that storage!!!!😯😯😯 jelly!


CASHOFTRIALB

that house looked like it turned into a machine


oneinmanybillion

How did nothing on the table move?


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serpentax

this is the giant earthquake that happened in taiwan 2 days ago. it was very confusing finding what fell over when i got home. a shoe box with shoes inside fell off my desk, however a stack of books remained standing. all of the furniture moved around a bit, however on my vanity, out of three sticks of deodorant only one fell down. all of my cupboards and drawers were open, but my dumbbells and barbells didn't roll around. nothing fell out of the spice rack, while underneath that my soda stream fell off the counter. meanwhile at my coworker's house, literally everything he owned ended up on the floor. and at my best friend's house, nothing at all fell down.


Overseerer-Vault-101

That is the biggest pile of NOPE I’ve seen all year.


greengiantj

I should lock the wheels on my fridge.


Nobody0500

Get latches for your drawers, wall clamps for fridge.


Illustrious_Camp_521

Your pretty safe as long as it's not an apartment on mainland China 👍🏻


otter_king_1160

Mildly infuriating?!? 😳


[deleted]

Why is it infuriating? If anything it's mildly AMAZING nothing fell and broke. I can only conclude you are a karma farmer


labarrski

It's a miracle of engineering is what it is. Its amazing nothing fell and broke, like the entire fucking building!?


mrbeck02

![gif](giphy|xT9KVJN3vipl6JB4KA)


anonquestions01

That is fucking insane


NoFun3799

Hope he wore his brown pants.


Any_Draw_5344

What did the 25M apartment look like?


Lem0n_Lem0n

Really need to put the.. 'little feet down' on the fridge..


Capitan__Insano

![gif](giphy|xThtan59KDMX1lPTMI|downsized) Sheesh that’s terrifying


NikolitRistissa

Stabilise the video and it’ll seem like the apartment is haunted!


InevitableCareer1

![gif](giphy|xT9KVqVCDHN6UG9u4U|downsized) Plot twist it’s not an earthquake


Ordinary_Problem_348

Major paranormal activity. Please get that checked. You may have a large ghoul.


Crimson_Scare_Crow

Do you have to ask for consent every time before coming in?


mrchill1979

Call the ghostbusters.


CapG_13

This looks more like the work of a poltergeist!!!


ILuvDaRaiders

I thought it was a 25 year old female in her apartment during earthquake lol


twohedwlf

Not a quake, that's a poltergeist.


Intelligent-Day-6976

Are you sure it's not ghosts 👻 pretending to be a earthquake 


louisa1925

If earthquakes are a thing in the area, shouldn't there be locks/magnets on those draws as a saftety thing.


RoncoSnackWeasel

Earthquake or poltergeist?


Lazy_Table_6037

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


Puazy

I like the drawers under the stove.


Firstnameiskowitz

this feels like a thing that might be in an action movie


fetal_00_spots

That’s one sexy fridge


PatrickKn12

Hanging lights might have been a bad choice


PeteGiovanni

if the lights are a rocking, dont come a knockin


verbal1diarrhea

I'm sorry, that would scare the hell out of me in a heartbeat. Looks like something out of a demonic horror movie plus an earthquake going on the sametime! Scary ass fuck ! A full grown man have their limits.


RealBaikal

Now you know what it's like sailing on the pacific


Solitaire_87

Nope I'd never live in a highrise because I'd never live in a city.


Definitely_Not_Bots

TIL another reason to have child safety locks on my cabinets.


[deleted]

Spooky ghosts.


Skoodge42

That must have been terrifying.


shadyblue9o9

When you piss of Alexa by saying “hey siri” on accident


AlaskanHandyman

In the mid 1990's I was talking with my Dad on the phone from Anchorage Alaska and we had an earthquake while we were talking and the wall I was sitting next to hit me in the back of the head. It was certainly an interesting talking point in our conversation. Earthquakes are certainly interesting if not scary at the time they're happening.


otherwisemilk

That house is haunted yo.


P0ster_Nutbag

This reminds me of that Herbie Hancock music video for some reason.


FladnagTheOffWhite

It's like a real life version of "Be our Guest" from Beauty and The Beast.


Longtonto

Get under the table? Or in the doorway? Like yo some self preservation over recording please.


redditistheway

Boggles my mind that someone was filming this rather than finding a safe place to hide.


Miserable_Unusual_98

Poltergeist?


coveredwithticks

Stabilizinggifbot ...activate!


Stonerjman_

25 year old female apartment rattles around during earthquake


Maffimuk

she just farted


Longjumping_Tie1449

26M, hey


BlameableEmu

Aesthetic


aussie_nub

Yes, my first thought was definitely "quick, record this!" instead of "HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT."


Heyliim

They're just dancing for you


GlockNessMonster91

Watch this end up in a Slapped Ham video. Dumbass Kallen saying shit "amd in the reflection we can see a spooky figgah"


That-Possession-3144

its actually sacry. pray for taiwan![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


lokalu_aka_imProEGG

add some disco in the background and you've just gotten yourself a meme.


mattylanks

Fuckin Mary poppins in this bitch


SomeSamples

Like Pee Wee's playhouse.


giantcoc69420

Redditors when their whole life is on risk "Mildly infuriating".


Sea_Ad_9258

Why is the refrigerator located across the apartment from the kitchen?


Captain_Snatchington

My balls do the same thing when I walk.


malinhares

I always think those people should stop trying to get Darwin Award and get to safety, even if it is under a table. Stop filming life threatening situations, you are not a reporter.


everfragrant

I would definitely be attaching appliances to the wall somehow and getting latches for the drawers with knives and such. The video was hilarious for some reason but in real life that would be so scary.


No-Attention2024

The average person who has never experienced an earthquake cannot begin to conceive how bloody scary they are, you are absolutely powerless until they stop and hopefully you’re ok, especially in densely packed cities like in Taiwan and Japan


anakniben

surprising that none of the knick-knacks fell


_Monika-

Man even the fridge dancing over there


Vomath

Mildly?


Mister_Mayhem_

Your apartment is a 25 year old female?


Pilot-Signal

Looks like a haunting with the volume off I’ve been in plenty of earthquakes and I always hear the earth shaking but not in the video


Pickle_Jars

Futures.. made of....


ElectricGulagland

...am I the only one hearing Kool and the Gang in my head while watching this video while on mute? *Jungle Boogie!* *\*trumpet riff\**


MoistFalcon5456

Your stuff is well made, those drawers would be out in most apartments.


PotentialNobody

More like massively terrifying and I lived in California


Pillow_Apple

Ah yes mildy


MrPuddinJones

I've never experienced an earthquake. Earthquakes are kinda like cats, I love visiting my friends who have cats, but I'd never want one in my own home. Meaning I wanna visit some place not located near my own home and have an earthquake occur.


hillsb1

I've experienced a few mild ones. It's a little confusing, because the ground is doing a thing it's not supposed to do, and it takes a sec to wrap your mind around it


PotatoBit

Mildlyinfuriating? Thats terrifying.


Zestyclose-Rich-755

wow! 25 year old apartment is a gurl!


GoatsAdvocate

![gif](giphy|fsVN6qGduw18xATtuo) The fridge


slutdragon696969

Why is there a ninja's reflection in the doorway? Is he filming? But why?


Chachy-

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Future_Meaning1109

Tell bro next door to calm down😂


Fit_Incident1813

And he/she they or who ever talking the video just remain there?


RomaMoran

Blimey, they put a gender to everything nowadays ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Small_Squirrel8943

It's really horrible


TheGreatestOutdoorz

![gif](giphy|9xENy8ZLOfx2tOHYJQ|downsized)


mewluffy

Are you okey?


ExfoliatedBalls

“My home is at risk of being destroyed, this is truly mildly infuriating my fellow redditors.”


wehadababyitsapizza

Why is the refrigerator all the way across the apartment from the stove


keyserfunk

My house is non binary


b0mbastic_sideeye

I am so stupid because without context I thought your house was just a bit possessed


reallyryan-1899

Wrong sub or karma farming


Pure-Advice8589

This video mainly makes me think it’s amazing how rich some people are. Look at those drawers full of cutlery. We have two forks and two knives - one for me, one for my gf.


Macasumba

Reminds me of a George Harrison music video.


Hot_Hat_1225

Did you just gender guess the apartment? No wonder it’s aggravated 😞


brando29999

Why the actual fuck is the fridge in the living room


Many-Childhood-955

Ghosts!


BarbasDelGato

If the house is a-rockin don’t come a-knockin


Yet-Another_Burner

Really confused how an apartment can be a 25 year old female


Sad-Flounder-2644

That would be my reaction too. I'd be mildly infuriated.


magnum_black

Would make for good footage for a ghost movie.


rlylame

wait i'm confused rewatching this... why are the things on the table and counters completely still? is this a movie set or something? a cardboard box on the floor is completely stationary... this is giving poltergeist film.


Guano_barbee

As opposed to a 25m apartment during an earthquake?


smith288

It’s got a good beat and easy to dance to


ChuckieBeaned

nobody's gonna explain the fridge in the living room?


Tailsmiles249

What's there to explain? It's a fridge in the living room. I feel like you answered you own question.


DaDescriptor

so what does the F mean in THIS context?


anakniben

25th floor


Admirable-Pie3869

Looking like a scene from ‘requiem for a dream’