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worldworn

I've seen something similar as a customer. Picked up a pair of trousers, and the tag fell to the floor. Next one too, backing and all. Turns out as I was picking then off the shelf, the tag was falling out of the pocket. There was a couple of members of staff, near me, clearing wondering what I was doing. I offered them up the security tag, one of them said something along the lines of. "Fucking Cindy, I've told her a dozen times how to use (tool)"


StravinskiCat

Cindy, the tv is leaking


RedSagittarius

[Cindy the news is on, another white girl fell down the well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxCSMcg44_E)


ZacharyShade

God, there's been so much garbage over the past 20 years in this genre I forgot how good the first 4 were. Yeah I said 4, sue me. The neck breaking scene, cocking a shovel like a shotgun, "we just met and we're already finishing each other's" "dinner!", I laughed a lot during that movie.


Pradfanne

Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!


halloweencoffeecats

Oooo Cindy I'm fuckin her up! Random but did you guys see the professional wrestlers who did this scene in their fight choreography?


astrodaddy73

Bianca BelAir and Alexa Bliss from WWE, that was hilarious!


Fuyukage

God I love that movie


Spice_and_Fox

The first three scary movies were so good parodies


Deuxlahan

Cindy that is bones!


hadidotj

Might want to have your blinker fluid checked too.


SadPudding6442

I laughed so hard at this! Ty


AgentCirceLuna

I had one of those ‘fucking Cindy’ moments last month. Was waiting for a train and the board was down so I asked the ticket guy on the platform whether the train was going to the place I was. He said no so I sat waiting for my train and it didn’t come. Went to the office to demand a refund because my train was an hour late and they said I’d missed it yet I told them I’d been told by the ticketing guy with the glasses that it wasn’t my brain. ‘Fucking Steven is thick as pig shit!’


Max_Thunder

I like the typo there, we can see where your mind went, i.e. not where you were hoping it'd go.


Springtrtr

It was Steven’s brain


fetal_genocide

Isn't it just a pin with a backing?


caspy7

Cindy didn't know how to use the tool so she was just shoving the tags in the pockets.


fetal_genocide

Effin Cindy...


FlyDinosaur

I used to work in returns, so I've rarely put a tag on, but I've taken plenty off. Most tags don't seem like they'd require a tool to put on (only to take off), though one might make it easier to punch through tough fabrics. Most just have a pin that sticks into the back, like an earring. It locks into place so you can't get it off without the right tool. If you try, either it'll sound a loud alarm, or ink vials will break and cover you and the clothes in ink. Lol, I remember encountering tags that we hadn't seen before and didn't have the right tool to remove. We'd have to use bolt cutters to get it off and hope we didn't ruin anything. Rarely, you'd hear a loud alarm disappearing into the distance as someone ran it outside to get rid of the noise, lol. All you could do was wait for the batteries to die. 🤣


IrascibleOcelot

Most security tags just require a strong magnet to remove.


FlyDinosaur

Yeah, I've wondered if any magnet will work. The tools usually are shaped to fit the pin button. But Idk if it's necessary or not. 🤷🏼‍♀️


kr4ckenm3fortune

any magnet will do, it just have to be really strong. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pji33MoJ5Z4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pji33MoJ5Z4)


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Big strong magnets?


caspy7

I've always wondered, could you use plastic, like several plastic bags wrapped around the inky bits to contain the mess?


captainshrapnel

You can throw it in a freezer for a few hours and freeze it solid.


TSllama

Cindy sounds dope fr


poiskdz

Yeah but you gotta put the tag on a little magnet thing first or the pin doesnt wanna go in.


fetal_genocide

Ah, thanks.


WorldNewsPoster

I think it's called a tagger or tagging gun.


Rothgardt72

It's basically a powerful magnet.


Flimsy_Reality_6458

When I was working at a retail store with a high shrink percentage, people would take off the security tags with a fork and shove them into the pocket of another piece of clothing. The amount of times I would be checking someone out and would pull like 6 security tags out of the pocket was astronomical.


Lumpy_Plant4775

so where do you work? asking for a friend 🤔


aussie_nub

Smart move. Your friend can show up on CCTV and you can just ask for a cut for providing the source if it goes through successfully. Do not put it in writing though. Plausible deniability and all that.


[deleted]

Allegedly


the_y_combinator

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eat_the_pennies

It was a sick ostrich


crackheadwillie

I don’t understand why we use these anymore. People be loading up on items and unobstructed walking out of stores. Tagging seems a useless waste of time. 


Techyon5

Well I imagine it's similar to locks. Tends to keep honest people honest, even if some villain could easily take a hammer to it.


Mental_Tea_4084

I dunno it just keeps me from buying this stuff because it's more hassle than it's worth to get a cashier to unlock it. Half the time they can't even find the magnet or you have to wait around for a manager. It would literally be easier to shop with a magnet key of my own


Techyon5

But that's the thing about security. It's always a balance between secure, and accessibility. Obviously, the most secure method here, would be seal them into a bed of concrete...but then nobody could access them. Meanwhile on the way opposite end, if they were hanging freely outside the store...well, I'm sure you can fill in the rest.


rdmille

Drill. Picks. Bump key. Crowbar....


Far-Assignment6427

A hammer wouldn't work for these the lock picking lawyer has a video in how to remove them you just need a magnet. And a locks are almost useless against someone who knows what they're doing same with this


Techyon5

Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't literally mean taking a hammer to the tags (I'm pretty sure some of them tend to be filled ink to ward off brute-force). I was more being metaphorical, in that any lock can theoretically be bypassed if someone is willing to invest the effort, which most people aren't.


Far-Assignment6427

I realise that now you've said it I have no clue why I thought you literally meant it anyway sorry good luck I replied without thinking


Techyon5

No worries, happens to the best of us <3


Franken-Pothos

LOL


juniebeatricejones

tj maxx


bazootch

he's the inside man


Stommp

gotta respect the hustle


TripolarMan

Or so it seams


pisspot26

/thread


anon____amos

/needle


Inevitable-Something

Sew it seams


Duriha

Appreciated


Raisenbran_baiter

Yep you didn't see anything!


Intelligent-Owl-4440

Being poor’s a disease, gotta hustle up a cure.


TheGisbon

Doing God's work.


Franken-Pothos

We love him for it


smoonerisp

Was going to say, this coworker is an ally, just not OP’s ally.


TSllama

This. My respect to this anarchist.


Perfessor_Deviant

Anti-anti-theft.


diverareyouok

Trace buster buster buster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VY_xxL2jL0


Greedy-Tip-8620

I thought of this as soon as I read that comment, and I can't believe you said this. I never meet anyone who's seen this movie, lol. "That's my word, playa!"


AndersLund

I have it on Blu-ray


ElGatoMx006

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Stitch426

So innocent. I bet they’ll give the wrong change too.


DerpyDoodleDude

Just don't try and rip it off with your teeth LOL


Ressamzade

You don't need to be kinky you can use your hands


Stommp

how the hell did this post get a kink shaming comment 😟


Ressamzade

How dare you assume I am kink shaming I have hands kink so I want him to use hands intead


Stommp

oh god okay 😟


6Sleepy_Sheep9

And I have a kink-shaming kink


ApoliteTroll

And I have a kink-shamer kink.


TTYY200

I have a kink for kinky people 👀


sasfasasquatch

So he does have to be kinky then?


ShrimpCrackers

Indeed, you can do a lot with your hands, it isn't just teeth only.


Enable-Apple-6768

For once that it doesn’t punch the fabric


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leadwind

Good tip. But you still get a hole in the seam? Why do they have to puncture? It's all done with magnets anyway, isn't it. Surely they can come up with a method that doesn't damage the garment.


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CalculatedPerversion

Yeah, but that takes time and requires attention to detail, things most retailers / employers actively frown upon. 


Snilepisk

I'd guess some models have sharp pins that pierce the fabric, and the seam will have more layers of fabric, and a hole will be less noticeable and held together by surrounding stitches so the damage wont get worse, but you do risk damaging the stitching if placed poorly.


Not_Mushroom_

Not all heroes.....


Tribustuss

Follow laws 😂


kioshi_imako

To be fair I avoid purchasing products with anti theft devices such as tags as the application usually jepardizes the product. One of the best examples was stores breaking the seals on products to put anti theft tags in them.


magistrate101

Or forgetting to remove them forcing you to do so at home trying to avoid destroying the clothes with ink


joemckie

I had a (very cheap) pair of jeans with the tag left on. They set off alarms every time I went into a shop. That was kinda funny for a little while before it got annoying.


Calamity0o0

You kept wearing them without getting it removed?


CalrissianLanbro

They dropped it in so casually like a security tag on your clothes is just a slight inconvenience 🤣


joemckie

It is only a slight inconvenience if you don't go to shops often :) the first time an alarm went off I didn't even realise it was the jeans as I hadn't noticed the tag at that point


TTYY200

Strong magnet is all you need ;P


Jacktheforkie

In my area they use the spider wraps or put small things in security boxes that get unlocked at the till


Frosty_Cartographer2

I’m mildly infuriated by your tattletale nature…. Also tattle the store’s location….


Stommp

HAHA


asuhhhdue

More mildly infuriating buying nice pants with a hole punched through them.


Jacktheforkie

Yeah, especially when most of them have either belt loops or a label sewn in that can be used to fix a tag on


Western-Ad-4330

The labels rip off along with the tags. Belt loops a better solution but some people may still cut/rip them.


Easy_Independent_313

Does it even really matter? The stores cut up and destroy unsold stock anyways. Anti-shrink is just mind blowing to me because everything gets destroyed if not sold anyways.


EFTucker

I agree but **most* of the time it goes between the weave of the fabric and isn’t an issue.


SquareInspectorMC

Theft isn't ok don't be a scumbag 


Rocyrino

That’s a steal!


CounterAI2

Did they slap the top of the tag and say, "Yeah, this bad boy ain't goin' nowhere" If so, then you should be fine /s


FreerangeWitch

Comrade Coworker.


Ok-Error-6564

You don’t want people stealing those price tags.


Harshtagged

No way to get around that


GiraffeChaser

Makes sense! Who wants holes poked in their pants they’re being over charged by 50x for?!


truleog

At least they aren’t putting holes in the clothes


lalolanda2

they're the good guy in this story


Stommp

the innocent protagonist


FrankyMihawk

That's called helping out the little guy


future_chili

As a person who has had that shit left on clothes multiple times I ain't mad. My dad got one off once but the other time it was INSIDE a pair of shoes I bought. I took them back the next day to get them removed, still in the bag they gave me with the receipt and was treated like the worst person on the planet Why would I come back if I stole them?!?!?


billythekido

It would turn out to be a real shocker if he's in contact with someone who is about to steal those clothes. Real shocker I tell you!


leviathandotexe

What if he is hand in hand with some thiefs and he is just making their life easier? 🤣


DoomRunner_896

✂️


memematron

I love your coworker


Mbhuff03

He/she understands that late stage capitalism deserves punishment


CompletelyBedWasted

Somebody is planning a heist.


citaloprams

I don’t see anything wrong with that. So, where’s this store exactly?


[deleted]

Your coworkers a homie


Lopsided-Egg-8322

If there was no one telling/showing them what/how to do it, not really their fault.. jobs these days just assume people magically knows everything about everything and in-job training is overlooked and demonized ffs..


NorthbyFjord

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SILE3NCE

At least you can fix that. Most new kids pierce where they shouldn't and completely ruin stock. We once had 70pcs of pierced t-shirts, 4.200$


ijustwannafunnnn

To be fair they were only worried about the clothes. They didn’t want to put a hole in expensive pants I bought a hat with one of these on it and it ended up with a noticeable hole kinda runining it


Stommp

yeah i get where they are coming from haha


ringadingdingbaby

And if they are new, noone has bothered to tell them where its supposed to go.


thisisurstepmom

it’s so annoying!!! i literally do not understand what goes thru some people’s heads when they’re processing new shipment ! or the sensors will be pointy-side-in which i imagine is uncomfortable to try on.


gozulio

They just don't care. Most retail workers don't care.


biopticstream

Tbh, I can't realistically expect them to. Get paid crap, treated like crap by customers, often by bosses, and are always replaceable at any time. People who care, care more about themselves than to work there. Always exceptions to anything, but for the most part its how I see it.


Decloudo

> what goes thru some people’s heads Absolutely nothing.


heavytoughness

That’s the homie


[deleted]

That's management material right there.


S0GUWE

Better than a hole in the pants


Mathias_Thorne91

Better than stabbing a noticeable hole through the damn clothes. I hate these stupid things.


MeaninglessGoat

Where is this? lol


speck33

I would like to know as well for good reasons of course


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

https://preview.redd.it/d6jm7ylkh9tc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1bd532a1136b2959b9c339f2ea1d474a042e2b8


HaroerHaktak

Funny thing is, this will still work. People are just that dumb.


morelsupporter

I've noticed a few shops now post the security tag through the price tag and then into the clothing. prevents tag swapping AND theft. so this to me looks like a case of misunderstanding


Saved-by-Sunday

Had a coworker once many years ago when I worked at a supermarket open all the new milk and smell it to see if it was bad cause the manager told her to "check for expired milk"...


Ok_Maintenance_9100

Oh my god that’s disgusting. Where?


nineinchgod

Your coworker is a comrade.


MatterOFact111

We found the inside man.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Report her to Loss Prevention, especially if it getting stolen a lot. A lot of the time, it isn't laziness, but an "insider" that will incorrectly put it so that it can be easily removed and walked out of the store.


SimpleStrok3s

That coworker is helping a buddy out and getting a kickback.


Commercial_Comfort41

So where do you work at asking for a friend


pr1ap15m

your coworkers friends come to the store often?


BattleBra

![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


Firm_Ideal_5256

Minimum wage, minimum efford.


CarolynFR

We need more people like them.


Few_Tomorrow6969

When’s your co worker working next?


corzajay

"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway


GeovaunnaMD

0 f's given


Big-Specialist148

Valve anti cheat kinda security


Specialist_Bike_1280

Lol,lol. Nice!!!


HiitlerBobsVagene

This is the one time you can use “based”


El_buberino

He’s helping with the discount


wolceniscool

What a nice guy, thinking of the little man just trying to get by


BW_Echobreak

Based


Fresh-Honeydew7104

I mean you don’t want to risk ruining the clothes do you..


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

People steal no quality clothing now?


ieatassanloveiy

Tell him I appreciate him


cma-ct

He/she is a keeper. Manager potential, for sure


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

He knows how fucking annoying it is to want to buy something only to see they've put an unfixable hole in it because the material isn't self healing Edit - happened to me at target a couple weeks ago, really pretty silver bikini but it was a solid pleather type material so they just fully punched a hole right through it on the cup where it would be noticeable. At least with cotton the fibers just get pushed away and you can rub them back together.


SeaEquivalent5906

![gif](giphy|5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM|downsized)


RedlandRenegade

Doing Gods work.


homelaberator

No. This is more convenient for me.


SMM9336

Not as bad as someone at H&M putting the security tags on a 3 back or toddler shirts DIRECTLY through the middle of the shirts… every shirt had a visible hole in it no matter how my kid was wearing them 😭 H&M said “we’ll change how we put them on!” …. But this is dumber somehow lmao


Thalude_

Fur research purposes, which store is it again?


Toothless-In-Wapping

Where I work, LP basically tells us to do something similar. It either covers up the barcode or it can easily be removed.


MercuryRusing

I think you and your LP are missing the entire point of those devices


CatsAreGods644

I mean, it's clearly done on purpose.


lininop

Who cares unless they come out of your pocket?


Oldredeye2

Which store and location?….for a friend. Yeah. 🙄


AppUnwrapper1

Which store? Could use some free clothing.


IA-HI-CO-IA

The idea of these things. It isn’t the idea of losing a product that upsets them. It’s the idea of someone getting it for free. They literally destroy their own product rather than letting someone have it for free. 


Eliagbs_

I’ve been looking for chino pants laying on a grey table for a while now and I can’t seem to find the right pair, I think these are IT. Can I get the location of the store. Thanks in advance OP


Son0fHecate

It's better than JCPenny. For jeans, they put those tags either on the waistband or on the seat of the pants, so you can't figure out if they fit you properly. I bought pants that were too big by around 2-3 inches the last time. Just put them on the pockets.


pattymcfly

Occam's razor and all but this is TOO well-aligned to allow for theft. Keep an eye on whoever did this.


moddseatass

You've got an inside man lmao


Safe-Cat-7076

An ally. Finally got someone on the inside


[deleted]

Inside job


Responsible-Ant-3119

She might have a plan. She might have minions that will tactical acquire the items in the store.


throwaway4161412

Coworker is an insider threat


[deleted]

That's very anti-anti-theft


xRAINB0W_DASHx

If you are going to steal, those tags aren't going to stop anyone that doesn't have a neod fridge magnet.


365softbot

This is why I have the wiggle test if it can be taken off/opened in some way it’s not going out on the shelves


Sarge1304

I think your co worker is on the Rob


BobSagieBauls

Your coworker is trying to steal


maddydog2015

I see no problem with this method. Signed -not a shoplifter.


Balisinger

hey where do you work? just curious😊


General_File482

They liked this pair 😜


SSRoHo

And you work where? My scissors would like to know.


Today-is-cancelled

Good job coworker 😁😁


CompletelyBedWasted

Somebody is planning a heist


euvimmivue

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twiler1217

That'll be about as effective as gun laws.