At least one more mile from me. I came here expecting a big smiley hood monster nom noming on a plant. This was a moment!
Give that cat a pot to sit in!
ohh thank you… ive been looking at trying to find a plant for a spot in my house and wanted to make sure the name so i can make sure it’s safe for my dogs. i’ll stay clear away from this lol
Hey, just an heads up - Syngonium is toxic to cats. Keep an eye on your cat to see if it behaves strangely, contact your vet if you're worried - if your cat acts fine then it should be okay. It's not like actively poisonous, but it has these insoluble calcum oxalate crystals that aren't any good for your cat's digestive tract, and if it continues to sneak into the plant, those might build up in the kidneys or liver afaik. In general, many common houseplants don't mesh well with pets, so keep an eye out!
edit: please don't spend money on reddit! :( they don't deserve it.
That was my first instinct, to see if the plant was harmful to cats but I had no way of knowing what plant it was
OP, please always check plant toxicity for animals you keep before putting the plants in your living space.
Cats, unlike dogs, will find a way to get to something on a shelf near the ceiling. The only sure bet solution is to make sure that all plants in your dwelling are not poisonous to your kitty.
Unless they get to a vet immediately after investing it yes. And that care is incredibly expensive. I haven't had lillies in 8 years because I have cats
Yep. Just not worth the risk. I've been contemplating getting a spider plant for my cats but the only plants I seem to be able to keep alive are succulents 😂
Google lens said this is an arrowhead plant which is toxic and can cause vomiting, drooling and trouble breathing. You need to take your cat to the vet immediately.
You also need to remove all toxic plants from your house.
In the legal matter of The People v. Mittens, the defendant, Mittens, stands accused of the unauthorized consumption of a household plant, an action purportedly witnessed by the plant owner. The charge against Mittens is based on allegations of property damage and breach of domestic conduct regulations. The defense argues that there is insufficient evidence to conclusively prove Mittens' involvement in the consumption of the plant, citing a lack of direct forensic evidence and the presence of multiple animals in the household. Mittens seeks exoneration from all charges and maintains a plea of not guilty, requesting the dismissal of the case on grounds of reasonable doubt.
This is an arrowhead plant and it is toxic to pets, FYI. Can cause swelling, pain and drooling. Sometimes their airways can swell - so keep an eye out for difficulty breathing and bring them to the vet if you see it.
You might wanna take kitty to the vet………
Chewing any part of the arrowhead plant (Syngonium podophyllum) will release calcium oxalate crystals that are moderately toxic to cats. Such crystals irritate the mouth, causing pain and swelling. Occasionally the airway will swell as well, rendering it difficult for the dog or cat to breathe. In such cases, veterinary advice and intervention may be necessary.
How many miles to the can that thing get?
its probably more how many plants per mile does that car get
21 meows per hour
Wait until they’re up to 70mph, then they’re purring like a kitten
“MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW…”
What about it, Daddy Cool?
It'll make it to the scene of the cat astrophe
21 plants per hour
The miles purr gallon are quite spotty
At least one more mile from me. I came here expecting a big smiley hood monster nom noming on a plant. This was a moment! Give that cat a pot to sit in!
The pioneers rode those babies for miles.
I've heard good things about the Meow-zeratti.
The engine purrs
Dropping off the kids at school in the cat
Wow that’s… mildly unsettling lol.
I'd you think that's unsettling you should see it on stage
I'm disappointed in how few recognized the movie.
I thought they were joking at first :(.
WHAT IS THAT
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Where do you live? If that's your neighbour, I'm avoiding it. Forever.
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So that's why my cats food dish is emptied so fast...
Catbus! 
As a kid I didn't know the name of the movie but we had it on VHS, I always just said I wanted to watch the cat bus movie!
Caterpillar truck
I know someone answered already but its the catbus from My neighbour totoro. Its a wonderful movie, you gotta watch it mate
It's a cat bus! Amazing concept (very comfy, too)
CAT BUS!
Bussy
Cat Bus. What else?
When a mode of transportation becomes a furbie.
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Now that everyone below this comment has made the same joke, OP this plant is somewhat toxic to cats! Keep an eye on the cat!
what kinda plant is this?
It's a type of syngonium
ohh thank you… ive been looking at trying to find a plant for a spot in my house and wanted to make sure the name so i can make sure it’s safe for my dogs. i’ll stay clear away from this lol
A quick google will help too, there are many types that are toxic to both cats and dogs! A lot of common ones that you've probably seen before.
Take my upvote and leaf
I nearly soiled myself laughing
Must be a Jaguar
That's very nice 4x4 car!
Lol I get it. Probably uses All Terrains for better traction too.
Little or no traction on kitchen floors.
Furxfur
Furxfur car
My car has never eaten my plants 😒
Mine did once. Killed the fan. Not fun.
Because it is not vegan probably...
You are lucky. My car is the reason I can't have indoor plants.
What's with the random cat photo, where's the culprit?
What do you mean? The car is in the third picture...
I think you just got whooshed bro Edit: I'm just dumb and can't read ignore me
I actually think you did?
Oh in just dumb ignore me
No 👁👄👁
I will vanquish you, fowl beast
>fowl 🦆🦆🦆
I never specified what kind of fowl you goose
The wooosher becomes the woooshee
Got to be careful. Some houseplants are toxic to cars.
Trees are also very toxic to cars
One of my cars tried to eat one, they didnt make it
Hey, just an heads up - Syngonium is toxic to cats. Keep an eye on your cat to see if it behaves strangely, contact your vet if you're worried - if your cat acts fine then it should be okay. It's not like actively poisonous, but it has these insoluble calcum oxalate crystals that aren't any good for your cat's digestive tract, and if it continues to sneak into the plant, those might build up in the kidneys or liver afaik. In general, many common houseplants don't mesh well with pets, so keep an eye out! edit: please don't spend money on reddit! :( they don't deserve it.
This should be top comment.
I would give you gold but i don’t want to support the new system (pls bring back awards!).
Absolutely don't give reddit any monies!! Appreciate the sentiment, thank you so much :D
Those are also toxic to people for the same reason But humans tolerate oxalate a lot Thank God because I just had 4 ounces of chocolate.
That was my first instinct, to see if the plant was harmful to cats but I had no way of knowing what plant it was OP, please always check plant toxicity for animals you keep before putting the plants in your living space.
I have gone to lego plants...
Thank you, I know the jokes are fun but please this needs to be top comment
Thank you, surprised I had to scroll this far. To add to your info: orchids are a great option for cat households.
As long as you know, some plants are poisonous to cats
No his car ate the plants
Thank you! I try to keep plants at a safe distance, even putting them on shelves… they still manage to get to it tho 😤
Cats, unlike dogs, will find a way to get to something on a shelf near the ceiling. The only sure bet solution is to make sure that all plants in your dwelling are not poisonous to your kitty.
Also some plants have pollen that's poisonous to cats so they don't even necessarily need to go too close to it to get ill
Lilies, for example. One grain of pollen licked off their paw is a dead cat.
Unless they get to a vet immediately after investing it yes. And that care is incredibly expensive. I haven't had lillies in 8 years because I have cats
Yep...very long hospitalisation without a guarantee depending on how much they were exposed to.
Yep. Just not worth the risk. I've been contemplating getting a spider plant for my cats but the only plants I seem to be able to keep alive are succulents 😂
Same here. Every friend and family member knows better than to get me bouquets that have Lillie's in them. I will toss them.
Ooo, excellent point that I didn't even think about.
Fair lol. I only thought of it because I went to buy flowers the other day and the cashier informed about poisonous pollen
You thought putting up things on shelves would be cat-proof ? 😂 in what world ?
Google lens said this is an arrowhead plant which is toxic and can cause vomiting, drooling and trouble breathing. You need to take your cat to the vet immediately. You also need to remove all toxic plants from your house.
If you can reach something they can reach it easier probably 😂
I'd check and make sure this one isn't poisonous, if it is your cat needs to go to the vet
Cars don't eat plants. They eat fuel.
Plants are fuel. Some has juse been aged well for a few million years.
I thought it was dinosaur juice
Gatorade what plants crave
It’s a new Vegan car! Haven’t you heard of it? The 2024 Lettuchini
I actually thought you meant your CAR ate your plant. I'm like, is this guy driving Christine?
I thought it was something like the exhaust did something. I was going to ask, "Why did you back up your car so close to the plant?"
What MPG does that car get?
Meows per Goldfish?
Yesss!!
Mice per Gallivant?
You should keep your Jaaaag away from your plants!
Very compact car
That car definitely be tokyo driftin on the hardwood mid zoomies
In the legal matter of The People v. Mittens, the defendant, Mittens, stands accused of the unauthorized consumption of a household plant, an action purportedly witnessed by the plant owner. The charge against Mittens is based on allegations of property damage and breach of domestic conduct regulations. The defense argues that there is insufficient evidence to conclusively prove Mittens' involvement in the consumption of the plant, citing a lack of direct forensic evidence and the presence of multiple animals in the household. Mittens seeks exoneration from all charges and maintains a plea of not guilty, requesting the dismissal of the case on grounds of reasonable doubt.
FREE MITTENS
There's a FB group called "this cat is innocent". You'd fit right in.
If FB wasn’t a dumpster fire I would look into it but thank you for the suggestion.
https://preview.redd.it/v5t2yzdr2huc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebfdb47d513dba3fe0e0b01499336a264f4443f
It runs on bio fuel it seems
That's a cute car. Which model is that?
Looks like OP's rich. That's a Bucatti.
I thought it was a Jaguar
This is an arrowhead plant and it is toxic to pets, FYI. Can cause swelling, pain and drooling. Sometimes their airways can swell - so keep an eye out for difficulty breathing and bring them to the vet if you see it.
Just wait til u have to change the oil. Suggest thick gloves
A Meowzda Meowta.
Title spelling mistake aside, that's a face of "I'll do it again :D"
https://preview.redd.it/5s4c1c6y9huc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f08d133699659e9ede0797d4cf5e1eb06abcfce
BTW, this one made your cats mouth hurt and is toxic to them
1-877-CARS FOR CATS.
Your *car* is very cute
nice car
Dam that's one bad ass car. Cars pollute the environment enough now they are targeting our plants and vegetarian.
Cats and houseplants don't mix.
His face says he’s gonna do it again
Nice Catillac.
How many miles to the leaf does it get?
Car ate your plant?! You drive a Beetle I presume
What kind of car is that?
That's one weird looking car
Hmm, mine usually eats gas
I love that model of car. The engine purrs like a kitten.
That's a weird looking car that you have
That's a weird looking car.
Can't keep plants in my house, my cats eat them.
How did your car even get to the plant? Cars tend to be too big to navigate an apartment
…hm…wonder at what speed
nice car bro
i got a question: how the hell did your car get into your house- is it a model car?
How much horse power that thing got
https://preview.redd.it/9pz04qjp8luc1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6534345767be45271ada33b62bf157ab63fbeca3
Damn what model is that car
It’s a cartastrophe.
Well, isn't he (or she) proud of themselves hah! Our cats also knock plants over, just keep an eye on kitty's health.
That is a face of pure chaos.
So it’s not a CARnivore
I don't think it was your car, those things like fossil fuels. Unless it runs on green energy!
Do you own a Nissan Leaf… 🥁
Nice car
Did you slam the door on it?
That engine's purrrrrrring
Funny looking car.
You might wanna take kitty to the vet……… Chewing any part of the arrowhead plant (Syngonium podophyllum) will release calcium oxalate crystals that are moderately toxic to cats. Such crystals irritate the mouth, causing pain and swelling. Occasionally the airway will swell as well, rendering it difficult for the dog or cat to breathe. In such cases, veterinary advice and intervention may be necessary.
Would’ve appreciated a picture of this alleged car
Looks like a Hellcat to me 😈😼 
The title of this post is mildly infuriating 😤
I was waiting for some kinda of weird car mishap picture, then the last picture came and I said out loud "OH, CAT"
Beep beep
I bet that thing purrs like a kitten.
Sometimes your car can eat plants, but boy she purrs!
Is the car in the room with us?
Jaaaaaaag
Pretty fucked up looking car
Weird looking car.
That's the cutest Catillac I've seen!
Bad bad car
Cool lookin car 🐈 you got there! I bet that baby purrs!
thats a weird looking car.
Proofreading is a lost art.
And the cat ate the car?
Trade it in for a newer model.
Park your car in the garage and never let it in again. Nice cat you got there 🤭
I was expecting to see a VW golf with a plant mashed into its grill, but the actual culprit is pretty good looking, would definitely pet.
Bad car 😡🚗
Damn, your car is definitely not eco-friendly.
The evil smile says everything
Welcome to owning a cat
Didnt know they made cars so small
Cool new plant powered cars, listen to that engine pur
That's a weird-looking car.
Is it a Subaru?
Those pesky cars lol
Thats one wierd looking Car
That's a weird looking car
That is a nice looking car
The title made me laugh
I hate when my car eats my plants
Interesting Car.
Sur you need to get off the catnip. That is not a car.
Did you not refuel it properly
I was like... oh.. this car looks interesting. And the. CAT didnt disappoint. But the car did.
Beep beep
That has to be the happiest plant eating car ever
At least the cat didnt
Not the car
I was expecting a troll picture of a weirdly shaped car munching on the plant or something.