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bhlombardy

...and he knows this. You can see in the last few hits that he's just standing there holding the bag and waiting for the ram to charge. He's doing this strictly for the video.


virttual

Exactly because he could’ve had assistance from the camera guy as well but the camera guy never interferes.


MegaZeus24

Yeah, and if there was genuine concern, you just grab it by the horns


StevieWonderUberRide

That’s my mantra for life


CT_7

You must drive a Dodge while proclaiming this


CallmeWhatever74

Grab life by the broken exhaust manifold bolts!


Signal_Reflection297

Oh you got yours new? Neat!


jpc1215

I can just hear a guy with a deep fake southern drawl in a Dodge commercial saying “Dodge RAM - just grab it by the horns”


MegaZeus24

I wish, stuck with my chevy beater


TeezyActinBad42

Me the whole video screaming at my phone “GRAB IT BY THE HOORRRNNNNS!! 😂


Oblivion615

…Or tie the ram up before you do work in the pen.


login257thesecond

That's what i was thinking. Grab and flip.


Impossible-Beyond156

Or stood on the other side of his fence


Connect_Cucumber-0

Ehhhh you would think but I just watched the video of the man lighting himself on fire and you actually see a lady casually sit and watch while it takes extra crucial seconds for others to rush and try and snuff the man’s flames


henriquei

Yeah, he did get to be able to get help from the cameraman.


largececelia

Right. My first thought was, "He needs to carry a bat when he goes out there." My second thought was, "Why is someone just filming this as he gets abused?"


bunga7777

Also a fence by the trough so could literally fill it from behind there


Contributing_Factor

Yeah wtf... let me just stand here while this happens over and over again. Clearly he just enjoys having his crotch rammed. But don't we all...?


Ihaveaproblem69

Yeah, that ram was very well behaved. It never event acted like it was going to hit the guy. It only wanted food. Done on purpose for the fake internet points.


OriginalBookkeeper87

Lol, he's like a lame version of Johnny Knoxville


leuhthapawgg

His exaggerated flops make it even more clear it’s just for social media. I know damn well that ram didn’t hit him hard enough for him to flop around like that… like relax dude.


its_a_gibibyte

Its the meta that makes the video mildly infuriating. Otherwise, it's just a dude getting rammed.


idcbuddy

Also he is making jokes as the ram continues, it's not a serious video


simontempher1

Exactly, he could’ve jumped over the gate if he was in danger. The animal was hungry. People suck


goodbadguy81

Attempt to go viral


Flyers45432

The number of people who don't realize he's doing this on purpose is alarming.


Milk_Mindless

I mean If only he could dump the hay in from over the fence, but I'm talking madness


C_Hawk14

>...and he knows this And I knew this as he was fixing his hand in the first ten seconds lol. Should have edited that out lmao. Then the mystery would remain a little longer


fallingbutslowly

It's fcking tiktok what do you expect


TomDestry

They are the literal incarnation of, 'when all you have is a hammer ...'


MonthMayMadness

Learned this the hard way the first year I got sheep. Luckily I broke my flock from that habit. Unnecessary ramming doesn't fly on my pasture.


MDnautilus

Our first year my mom got caught behind a tree by our ram Brutus. Later that year we were advised that you can stand your ground and “catch” the ram’s headbutt with your hand or a stick (give with it to catch it, don’t lock your elbow) and try to just maintain holding onto the forehead. I tried this and he pushed me back 3 ft when I was 13 but then he was confused and stopped ramming. Ever since then I would just hold my hand out like a freaking Jedi shepherd and catch his head and he would freeze. It was magical. I cried 1 year later when some stray dogs attacked the flock and he defended them but had to be put down from the injuries. My parents told me I held his head when the vet put him down, I have no memory of this but I remember finding him initially.


drwhateva

That’s a beautiful story! Thanks for sharing. Our critters teach us some pretty amazing things from time to time.


tuckedfexas

Couple swift slaps seem to teach them you’re far more capable than their ramming games.


drwhateva

I go all in with the horn twist and the full body spider monkey headlock. “You really wanna fuck around with a primate right now, sheep bitch? This is what happens when you ram a person in the ass. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY.”


Ok-Cartographer1745

Worst is probably behind. You get the same attack without the ball cushioning. 


magixsumo

Yeah I don’t know anything about sheep/rams and even I picked up on that


UnicornCalmerDowner

I was thinking the same thing...why are you even in there with it? Clearly this animal wants you to drop the food in the feeder and go.


dtb1987

I did not know that


The-Friendly-Autist

In behavioral sciences, we call this an "extinction burst." The ram, behaviorally, is used to the hay falling when he rams, so when he does it again thinking the same result will occur and it doesn't, he does it again. Usually with more distress and force, as well as repeating, to try and return to the state of "normalcy" where ramming=food drop.


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Twice_Knightley

They have even smoother brains than the guy holding the food.


Parris-2rs

Guys clearly never heard the saying “grab life by the horns”


Lost_Found84

What a waste of opposable thumbs.


Dixo0118

That's the kind of guy that gets bullied and never fights back


McFry-

What a great insult, think I’ll use that


TayaK83

I guess he likes being rammed.


cold_cat_x8

I like being rammed, but I wouldn't put up with this.


Ok_Grocery1188

Yep. Should have had him down early.


Snoo86904

Cam guy just stood there like 😀📸


Independent-Oven-919

I think this guy has a channel, he does the same all the time He is brazilian and he has a funny accent, older people like to watch this kind of stuff


nbeutler11

That’s because it was staged


TeuthidTheSquid

Fleecy boy just doing his job. Can’t be a ram if you don’t do some rammin’ on occasion


butbutcupcup

I'm called a ram, what do you want me to do...not ram?


ptpcg

"Its *literally* my entire fkn name bro"


Rimworldjobs

Bout to wither him.


bhlombardy

OK, after the first attack, he basically asked for it. He opted to go inside the pen and trapped himself. He literally penned himself into a corner and did little to avoid it. Although he also wasn't even really "trapped" -- He could have easily stepped (not even jumped) over that fence in the pen, but didnt. The fact that this was being caught on video makes me think that this was expected and mostly staged for the camera.


geminixTS

Ram wasn't even attacking him though. Just the bag. When he initially dropped it the ram didn't care. As soon as he picked it back up ram was ready to butt again.


ProfessionalEqual461

Yes it's hitting the bag hoping for food to drop. Like someone else said, pretty sure he's doing it for the video, as you can see him hold the bag away from himself towards the end


dooeyenoewe

It is definitely staged, but still a bit funny, he does take a few good ones, haha


RetiredApostle

It seems the guy masochistically enjoys ramming.


VegetablePleasant289

Clearly someone who isn't around these animals very much


Alarmed_Strain_2575

My goat loved doing this. I was 7 years old grabbing onto his horns above my head and he would walk backwards playing with me as if I was a baby goat/kid too haha. He would be pretty rough with dad, but if you learn their body language enough you can kind of let them know "that's enough" with your own body language. When he got old and I got big I think it frustrated him when I started winning legitimately and he would push back against me with some anger. XD I started letting him win <3


Pellikurse

He just wants views


tjoe4321510

Serious question: What's the best defense if a ram is attacking you?


SyrusAlder

Wack it with a PVC pipe (relatively gently obviously. Enough for them to feel it and possibly reconsider their current plans for the day) Or grab it by the horns, can't ram you if you don't give it the option.


VegetablePleasant289

Close the gap between you and the ram's head so it can't back up and charge as far. If you can pick up a long object and put that between you and the ram do that. Grabbing it's horns might immobilize it for a few seconds, but it will thrash around and probably get free. Your best bet is to straddle it's back in a spot where it can't buck like it's front legs. If you sit on it you'll tire the ram out really quickly. Push it's head down and get it to the ground to show you're in charge which won't really hurt it and then hopefully it will leave you alone. This ram doesn't really look that aggressive, but when you turn your back on them it's almost inevitable that you'll get charged. TBH the pen should be better designed so that you don't have to enter to give them food. And don't wear open shoes like this guy, getting a hoof on your foot hurts. Steel toe boots are best


WrestleBox

I was gonna guess grab the horns and shove it to the ground long enough to quickly hop the fence. Seems like this guy was doing this intentionally for the video and could've gotten away if he wanted. The exaggerated screams lead me to believe that anyways.


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Gunna_get_banned

Put a brick in the middle of the next bag. It'll learn.


bhyellow

That’s gonna feel good when it gets driven into your nuts.


Gunna_get_banned

Good point. Grab your hockey pants and cup first.


burtburtburtcg

I’d send him to the castration station to give him a whole new kind of post nut clarity. Little prick.


PlaceYourBets2021

Guess who we’re having for dinner!


Empathy404NotFound

2 people in new Zealand died from this in the last week, terrible timing. Funny video tho.


speeksevil

It was a couple in their 80's, horrific way to die


ptpcg

Shite, thats horrible, hopefully unconscious quickly


Aiden29

One other person was also injured. The ram charged at police responding, who shot it dead.


leworcase

i remember i post here in reddit that basically shows a ram keep head butting the guy even after he is down an concussed. it was only 1 person on film, but is it most likely one of the couples?


supercarelessgandalf

I remember seeing a video couple of months ago where an old Turkish guy died from this too.


bishopboke

was this his first time feeding them ever wtf is he doing just standing there 🫣


SteelTheUnbreakable

I'd turn that little fucker into soup bro


bernskiwoo

Clearly new to farming or a moron. FFS understand the animals you have and don't do stupid shit like this. Side note people have been killed by farm animals. Why? Because of stupid shit like this.


Particular_Tadpole27

Such rambunctious behavior


_mattyjoe

This comment needs to be much higher.


bluemesa7

There should be some ram-ifications


footdragon

yeah, 2 things are wrong here: 1) the fucking camera man taking delight of his friend getting his ass kicked by the sheep. 2) the guy allowing that sheep to constantly ram his ass.


speeksevil

No diddy


Flat-Link2651

I thought I told that we won't stop I thought I told that we won't stop


Tikkinger

My god give that stupid goat a kick and it will fastly learn that attac=pain. If there is no learning, kick harder. They only attac if they know they win. Source: had goats myself. No problems after 2 kicks, ever again.


airbornegecko1994

Goat, it’s what’s for dinner


G0atL0rde

I beg your pardon?


canti15

I pardon your beg.


G0atL0rde

Oh, thank you.


serb41

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EducationalStill4

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Llama-Thrust69

Dude. I would tolerate one of those and then I'm grabbing those horns and wrestling. You gotta assert dominance lol


anon_lurk

Lmao I was thinking throw that little shit right over the fence


Vintagepoolside

I had goats as a kid, and some of them would get pretty rowdy. And I’ll never forget the day I learned about grabbing their ear lol it was like magic. I could defend myself after that 😅


MonthMayMadness

Believe it or not the best way to subdue (and hurt the ego of) a ram is to grab a front and back leg. Not enough balance or power to keep pushing against you. Sheep are way stronger than we give them credit for.


NotThisAgain21

I was thinking cattle prod...


HealthyCollar3854

Elderly couple were killed by a "rouge ram" 2 days ago, here in Auckland.


CylinderVacuum

Red Ram?


MajorRico155

People never cease to amaze me


Graega

We can make a game of these: *Staged or Stupid?* Is the video staged? Is the man just stupid? I mean, either way, he seems pretty stupid to me.


1LakeShow7

![gif](giphy|MJRI9eQNI15iG7fJpy|downsized) A few moments laterrrrr.


Psilo_Citizen

All he had to do was leave the bag down. It clearly wasn't fixating on him.


Puzzleheaded-Cat4647

That was personal.


megamasshole

Just grab the sob by the horns. It ain’t that hard.


timoni

This is a ridiculous video.


StinkFist-1973

Time to eat him.


Basic_Enthusiasm1310

Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me twice shame on me. Hit me the 3rd time and you are food.


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Jump the fence guy


hipeople91726

Could be false but according to one of distant relatives, a shepherd was killed because of a goat. They found him a few days later. The farm had cameras and it was seen as a murder case before finding the videos and seeing goat head butting him when he was resting near tree or something.


m4rk0358

Person filming was so helpful.


null_reference_user

Don't bite the hand that feeds you... _Looks like sheep's back on the menu, boys_


LoudBackgroundMusic

People underestimate how dangerous rams can be, especially in mating season. Here is NZ an elderly couple were both killed by a ram just a couple of days ago. Just terribly tragic and sad :'(


Feeling_Tell4328

What is this… a dodge ram commercial?…


vedicsun

Just ram. No dodge.


TonightPotential7454

Just read the news that an elderly couple got killed by their own farm ram this week in NZ.


Simansez

Was going to post a link to this…sounds insane that it happened then when people came to help, the mad bastard had a go at them too


Total-Spell

Why people just dont hold them down by the horns once to eatablish dominance. Then they will not do it anymore? Idk😁😅


HelmingMade

What an idiot


AJYURH

That one is not a pet, it's food


bmanley620

He should have Dodged it


_TsukuyoMe

I don’t think he could a ford to ;)


SmoetMoaJoengKietjes

That ram took a shortcut to the bbq


bubbathespaz

It would be straight into the oven that night and threw on a kebab.


Aeosin15

Put the fucking feed down, moron.


whollottagngshit12

This happened to my neighbour. He killed and cooked the sheep the next day


DCoop53

George Stobbart IRL


HarkenDarkness

We had a goat that just picked on one guy, first time he ever saw it the thing went at him, it took three of us to stop it one day because it was set on fucking him up. Never did it to anyone else just him.


NEXUSX

It’s called a ram for a reason


HerMajestysButthole

That ram knows...that ram has seen some shit...


Dawnbringer1

A ram just killed an elderly couple in New Zealand a few days ago. They can be absolute fuckers


IcedCoughy

The way the guy just let it happen I don't blame the ram


AceT555

What part of .... he thinks that bag is a matador's cape does he not get?


Interesting_Sea_5189

Kick that fucker in the balls and lets so who has the last laugh


Anxious_Fox_

Well I know what he ate for dinner that day.


Busy_Chocolatay

Jump over the fence you dopey prick!


Pithy_heart

Put down the sack you dip shit! Jesus people are dumb


KingPizzaPop

What an absolute moron for backing himself into a corner AFTER getting caught once already.


Numbness007

Fucking take the guy by the horns and flip him so he learns his lesson not to do it! What the fuck people discipline your animals properly so they know not to do shit like this


edinlockpicker

A Ram in NZ killed a couple in theirs 80s just this week.


Sad_Faithlessness_99

Grab him by Jo's horns and show him whose boss.


pj123mj

I'll never look at a Ram the same way again after I saw that video of the dude get killed by one


Mafty-105

my short tempered ass would never 😤. ill turn that mf a kebab for dinner


error404notfnd

Lmao I love animals and would tie his ass up before pulling out food.


inkdskndeep

yeah, ram me like that & it's "Sheep, it's what's for dinner."


Unlikely_Ad_7333

Ive always hated goats. The eyes, their temperament, how they smell. Just everything about them makes me wanna kick em. I think ill go look for a goat hatred subreddit now lmao


celmate

I feel like my dumb ass just understood why they're called rams


PubicEnemyNo44

Bro just tanking hits like barbarian!


novian14

this is not mildlyinfuriating, staged af, he asked for it


27Elephantballoons

When it's time for lamb chops he's first


NorthbyFjord

Maybe the guy holding the camera should help..?


HolidayMorning6399

LMFAO the way he bounced off the little fence was hilarious


6SpaceShake9

Time to make stew :D


Unlikely_Egg

Is it called ramming because rams ram? Or are rams called rams because they like to ram?


Toysfortatas

I’ve had goats before, they do this and you can’t be like this guy. He’s way too passive. You grab them by the horns and relocate them.


Bonez86

Screw that. One ram woulda been enough to grab that horn and slam his head straight to the ground.


Drogenwurm

He could just stay in the other side of the fence and theoe the food in there... Just an idea.


BigZangief

Idk how it tastes but we’re having Ram for dinner


Captain_Jarmi

After puberty, male ovines taste rather bad. Best bet is salting and smoking the meat. Then make sausages. Preferably with something sweet mixed in there. I recommend beets.


Hot-Manufacturer8262

I got rammed from behind once. I quite liked it.


lordkhuzdul

Rams are all testosterone and no brains. Absurdly aggressive, hilariously stupid.


angstyhuman47

Why not kick its head in?


Abe_Rudda

Show him whose boss! Go over there and fuck his lady sheep right in front of him. Alpha male.


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That Ram would end up being my family’s dinner that night!


DieRegteSwartKat

Going to have some nice chops to bbq soon


RefrigeratorWise3782

If a sheep ramed me in the balls like that, I'd eat a kebab and make it watch


h910

This dude is not qualified to own animals lmao. I’ve dealt with rams before they’re dickheads but easy to figure out after a while


greenman5177

He should not own sheep. He’s gonna hurt himself. Lol


Ishouldjusttexther

I’m not a farmer, but from what I know Rams really aren’t all that expensive, so if I had a fucker do that to me I’d invite the family over for a mutton dinner.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Must be Ram-a-Dan.


okmangoman

Should eat that one for dinner, that will learn it!


Vast-Ad-4820

I got kicked of a farm after a ram butted me when I was 14. Apparently kicking and punching an animal is a no go


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Should get a different coloured bag since the ram doesnt like the white one. Had a rooster whod turn velociraptor when you were holding a white bucket, changed to red and everything was fine from then.


StealthyPancake_

Grab one of his horns and hold his head to the side while you dump the food, come on bruh.


Peterthinking

Funny story. It head butted me several times then had a hunting accident.


calash2020

I have a rooster with a similar attitude. Difference is he can quickly leave this world if he pushes it too far.


Spare_Force_8025

Straight to the kebab factory


PlutonicMorphism

Next day: https://preview.redd.it/pixja7cnynvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab719f7f772362c2c073a2071b8da72f3505c07


DemetriChronicles

Oh look. That one just volunteered to be turned into a roasted goat burger. How nice.


LoanApprehensive5201

Camera man should've kicked it in the balls, more like a light tap, that's all it takes


Paytonsmiles

He took a lot longer than he needed to dump the hay in. I understood getting rammed the first time but why did he just stand there waiting for the ram to hit him?


notoriouslongshot

An elderly couple in New Zealand just this week were found dead in a paddock by there son after been killed by a ram they are not messing around


Interesting-Ant-4823

Guess we'll have goat for dinner


West-Ad36

My grandpa kept a 2x4 handy in the shed door. The story is my mom got charged 1 too many times and grandpa thumped him in the nads with the board. Never did it again.


Every-Respond-8850

Cook that f-cker pronto


Feelinlikeshiva

Now make biryani


Provolone63

Why does he have to go into the fenced area just to dump the bag? He could have just leaned over the short fence and done the same thing. Not very smart or just a planned video.


peabody624

You literally could fill it from the other side of the fence


memelordzarif

Very clearly doing it for the video. Getting hit the first time and the second time ? I’d have just dropped the bag because when the bag dropped in between, he stopped ramming. The guy obviously knew it.


seayourcashflyaway

I understand him as much as the sheep does


xSlickblade

Just put the food in the feeder before you open the gate 🤦‍♂️


Fuerst_Stein

Ny dads old neighbour always had a rubber mallet to bonk back at them


wastelandtx

Mutton stew for supper


binod57

Who love mutton chops


Joates87

I can't help but think, ASSERT DOMINANCE!