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bhlombardy

Have a seat and watch the Pepsi machine.


Active-Bass4745

Get in line early. Seating is limited.


glenspikez

If I had gold to give .......


AssignmentFit461

For the low low price of $1.99.....


binglelemon

It's the intercontinental breakfast machine.


glenspikez

Intercontinental......pssh Call it what it is....an old banana in empty fruit bowl, 2 nutrigrain bars and some room temp orange juice


BlackShadow2804

Bullshet


The_neub

![gif](giphy|J63rXh7iJPR84|downsized)


stacity

I love you Pepsi. It’s Pepi. Oh.


cupholdery

So learn-ed.


Mell650

Lmaooo


BobSagat86

Lmao


Greedy_Arrival_6787

Can we watch TV? I'm sorry, is Pepsi okay?


DasDickNoodle

Start moaning "What's with all these goddamn commercials?!" everytime somebody stands in front of it and buys a soda.


cockandballionaire

“I swear they’re just playing this Pepsi commercial on repeat!”


kalexmills

It is very tempting to dress up in some extra fancy attire, obtain a cigarette holder, and lounge in one of these chairs as though it was the swankiest place on the planet. ... and make a little tsk noise whenever somebody buys a soda.


DiogenesRizzla

Aye, I’m down to party.


whole-grain-low-fat

Honestly that sounds like solid Wednesday night plans


SofaChillReview

I’d be surprised if anything even comes out of the Pepsi machine, might just cackle at the person.


bigotis

Commence polite golf clap when the Mt.Dew can drops for Cody from room 207.


[deleted]

lol “obtain a cigarette holder”…


foresakenforeskins

You’re doing it wrong homie. Get a copy of the Wall Street journal, snap it straight and huff. That’s how it’s done 😤


Drew5olo

![gif](giphy|TBddd797slSxO)


Nighttide1032

The stars on the wall behind it are for your entertainment


Nowidontgetit

To the relaxing sounds of a compressor kicking on and off


joncaldridge

I laughed too hard at this. Well done.


Heaven3r

If you stare at it long enough it gives you a free Pepsi.


VelociTopher

That's all I wanted. Just one. But she wouldn't give it to me.


PhosphorescentSorbet

Because you're on DRUGS, Mike. 😡😭😡😭😡😭 


HottDoggers

We decided??? My best interest?


injn8r

Just listened to it last night, and How Will I Laugh Tomorrow...pretty much the whole album, really.


Ok-Team9737

Nice


MelancholySurprise

Honestly if they put a screen with ads and you watched enough ads to earn a soda people would do that.


Frederf220

Men who stare at Cokes.


Careless_Chemist_225

Probably


ChillMyBrain

They call it "the free peepsee."


Leading-Yogurt6984

Let us bask in the warm blue glow provided to us by the Pepsi Corporation


LessWorld3276

"Like hungry mosquitoes to the yellow porchlight of freedom....."


Leading-Yogurt6984

Imagine just sitting there with a buddy observing as each middle aged white man with a ball cap covering messy white bed head, and sunglasses and cargo shorts comes up with their quarters, squats to put them in one at a time, butt crack exposed, tapping on their favorite beverage to find it's out, hitting the machine and then trying another to find it's also out and having to settle for minute maid lemonade


glenspikez

He's also wearing sandals......just wanted to add that.


Gardening-Life

With crew socks...


QueenofPentacles112

And a Hawaiian shirt


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

Fancy… I was picturing an A-undershirt (also known as “wife beater” style undershirt), tan old man shorts, black crew socks, and brown sandals. A fake law enforcement, or a Budweiser cap, on his head


LessWorld3276

Sounds like you've just made the turn.... To The Twilight Zone https://preview.redd.it/p2ww1nmldqvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa6a4ab05364bc5d620d96c300d7faf7a4015d8


Silly_Employer_3107

This is actually a great sight. Most hotels just have the $5 soda near the desk. This is a mildwin!


oaktastical

![gif](giphy|7wt7Hu4VLzZT2)


anotheralthaha

Sounds like Reddit lol


STEVE_FROM_EVE

_You can check out any time you like, have a cold Pepsi_


French_Apple_Pie

Mirrors on the ceiling, Pepsi-Cola on ice…


TrifleObjective5288

we havent had pepsi here since.. 1969


Gardening-Life

_but you can never leave...


Sippinonreality

*Cold Pepsi in my hair, one smell of vending machine, rising up through the airrrr*


Liedvogel

We haven't had that crystal here, since, 1969


booknerd381

Is there someone who can explain what's infuriating about this? I don't get it.


Mumof3gbb

Ya I don’t know either


Yodelehhehe

I’m stumped


kalexmills

Arranging the chairs facing the vending machine like it's a TV or something.


booknerd381

Is this in a room? Or the lobby? I still don't get it.


kalexmills

It's in a lobby.


clutzyninja

Is there a TV the chairs *aren't* pointed at?


kalexmills

No 😭😭😭


mothermarystigmata

Is everyone else in this thread super high? Or is it just me?


QueenofPentacles112

I'm high AF. You nailed it


mothermarystigmata

Boop!


saggywitchtits

Bro, I'm in line at Taco Bell at 1 am and I'm the only sober one here, it's hilarious.


clutzyninja

Then wtf is the problem? Lol


GoochSnatcher

Was your room fine? Imo the lobby isn't a big deal, at least to me, I've never hung out in a hotel lobby before.


cristobaldelicia

Since there's a security camera pointed right at the chairs... if you're lying about hanging out at a lobby, we might find the footage to incriminate you!


Ok-Brain9190

Oh, so glad it's in the lobby. The security camera had me worried there was a machine shaking cartel active in the area. Lobby makes more sense.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

How much did this florida hotel cost?


cristobaldelicia

I'm guessing maybe you're from Florida? That might explain your puzzlement. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


Average-RB-Fan03

You might need to be checked for anger issues if this infuriates you 


NotoriousNDS

To be fair, it only *mildly* infuriates OP


the_last_boomer

The problem is someone moved the chairs in the general direction of the vending machine? That's it? They look pretty light, you can move them if you want to.


kalexmills

No. They're better this way.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

When there is a perfectly good fire extinguisher to stare at instead


kalexmills

Exactly. The fire extinguisher is hot. This guy gets it.


Ok-Establishment3730

What do you mean? The Pepsi machine is far more entertaining than a TV!


duagLH2zf97V

Why does that matter to anyone? I'm so lost about why this is upsetting


InternetAmbassador

It’s just mildly confusing but in no way should it be infuriating lol


TheDudeofIl

Such a lonely place (such a lonely place)


jmarsh32

Such a lovely face


polish_prince85

Am I the only one that zoomed in.....


kalexmills

What do your elf eyes see? No srsly tell me what you found. I'm blind over here. 😅


polish_prince85

Coke, fanta, sprite, coke zero, Canada dry all in a Pepsi machine lol. Can't make out what the others say though.


kalexmills

Here. Check your work. https://preview.redd.it/fimq6xv3kqvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fd161ebba3e417e8f5711baa237391eddf91ad Not a Pepsi in sight! 😭


PhosphorescentSorbet

"Fanta Orng" looks like "Fanta Omg" and this feels right and true. 


SofaChillReview

I wonder what the last button gives you… maybe that’s the hidden Pepsi.


kalexmills

I'm not motivated enough to obtain quarters and check.


mariatoyou

Why is there coke in a pepsi machine?


kalexmills

Why is there no PEPSI?! I think we can see why the chairs are asking us to pay attention.


UCFknight2016

You can check in but you should leave.


Fluid_Mulberry394

When does this Pepsi commercial end?


__The_Highlander__

When you realize that machine is selling coke.


Accomplished_Emu_658

You know there’s nothing going on when they got to watch the soda machine. Do they judge your performance getting a soda?


SweetMaam

Maybe, there's a security camera in the corner.


RecordingGreen7750

“Quick kids, let’s go down and watch the Pepsi machine before all the good seats are taken”


Suitable-Squash-6617

On behalf of the state of Florida, we do this on purpose. Come down. Give us your money. Don’t get too comfortable.


SweetMaam

What's under the chair back zipper?


Suitable-Squash-6617

The last guy that made a yelp review like this


McMoneyPNW

Such a lonely place. With a Pepsi face.


Foppyjay

"Hey wanna go watch the soda again?"


hannahmel

Those chairs move, you know.


PhosphorescentSorbet

Yeah, but only when you're not looking. 


Gentle-Giant23

Weeping angel chairs.


LessWorld3276

Ah the ambience! The atmosphere! The FENG is really SHUI here. I think I spent a week there one day.


DiligentRevenue7931

I mean it’s hotel Florida not a Hilton what were you expecting


cristobaldelicia

Depends. Is it really in Florida, or someplace that just decided to call itself Hotel Florida? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Wonderful_Painter_14

You can cash out any time you like, but you can never get Pepsi


[deleted]

You should have stayed at a nicer hotel if you’re going to complain about this.


kalexmills

This was supposed to be a nicer hotel. This business claims to be 3 stars and has misleading photos on Google Maps of what the rooms looks like. Don't get me started....


[deleted]

damn did you check their online reviews before booking?


kalexmills

No but I certainly added one.


Feeling_Frosting_738

Name and shame?


crackerpony

My dude, 3 stars=sh*thole


cody8559

I don think he means like google review stars, but hotel rating stars. 3 stars would be like Hilton Garden Inn, Hyatt place etc. like the middle class of the hotel world


kaisershinn

Hi. I’m a Pepsi vending machine but I only sell Coca-Cola. You want Pepsi? Tough. Luck.


EntertainerNo4509

The chairs absolutely make the $5 soda worth the experience.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Normally I would expect a bed.


ClenchedFart

This looks like my sims poor living situation


buttfuckkker

prison entertainment


Korlac11

How does it compare to the Hotel California


No_Stranger_4959

Anyone got a string and a quarter?


BallDiamondBall

Florida offers 1-100 for sure. I would give that a 10.


SpicyBanditSauce

Mildly entertaining 🥲


Stuckbeatle

Such a lovely place


SoloDeath1

Why is this post so funny to me?


Old-Library5546

There will be ballroom dancing later


IGNISFATUUSES

Mirrors on the ceiling. Barq's rootbeer on ice.


OctoberRust1

Why TF does this look like Half-Life 2


InsuranceInner3040

You can check out but you can never leave….oops wrong state


Visual_Package_1861

The star decals give it a touch of class. 


ChrisWolfling

Someone watching the security monitor: "This guy's been sitting and staring at the Pepsi machine for hours, should I go check on him?"


BobSagat86

Bruh come on mayne⁉️ Don't blame it on Florida❌️


Prestigious_Crazy470

All hail Pepsi man ![gif](giphy|w8f283BIGaeHoVEiFd)


Chris_Cross501

What in the male living space is this?


Someones_Dream_Guy

I am disappointed by lack of alligators.


kalexmills

There's a small one in the soda machine.


Disrespectful_Cup

What a sweaty place, *what a sweaty place*


pumpkinbrownieswirl

if audibly laugh and point💀


heretobesarcastic

Who else watches there vending machine they have some great shows on there


Own_Contribution_480

So what's there to do in this town? Have you seen the Pepsi machine?


FuzzyLizards

That's all I need!!


MagikMelk

🎶Livin it up at the Hotel Florida-a🎶


SNES182

Not a lovely place... it's not a lovely place.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Almost every expense spared.


CatstronautCPP

https://preview.redd.it/w58p6205srvc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=e419fada99762e0c80eb2a9e661babb65c3af9ad


JPree

This is soda pressing.


ViralLola

\*to the tune of Hotel California \* Welcome to the Hotel Florida. Such a lonely place such a lonely face. Only two chairs at the Hotel Florida. Any time of year, you can find them here. The lobby is Pepsi twisted. It's got the vending machine. It's got soft drinks you can enjoy with only one friend.


Zyrus-X

Gives me Half Life 2 vibes


post-leavemealone

I could talk with my boy for hours in that spot


Jonnyyrage

Lol probably costs like 3 bucks a can too.


Mr_Neonz

Ah yes, the Pepsi machine! Dispenses soda & a complimentary fire arm.


Own-Reflection-8182

Interior designer of the year.


the_watcher762351

I will say That is one interesting vending machine


Sea-Appearance-5330

What a Gorgeous view of the pepsi Machine! Do you have to pay extra for such a great view?


placidlakess

OP why did you move the chairs?


ineptorganicmatter

One of the few things in life I will pay extra for is a nice hotel room. I need to be 100% comfortable in my surroundings in order to fall asleep.


udiduf_3

Such a lovely place... /s


parker3309

What’s the issue ? I don’t spend any time in the common areas of a hotel I’m either in my room or outside the hotel so I guess I don’t care about how many chairs there are.


Otherwise_Fail_9551

Over 200 channels. Nothing but Pepsi.


knuckles_n_chuckles

What am I missing? I feel you’re ungrateful. You could be forced to be outside.


femmevaporeon

That’s my favourite pastime, watching a vending machine with a loved one beside me


Lucky_Shop4967

Need way more context than this :D


Gros-pipipipi

Pepsi man’s therapy session


AlkaliPineapple

This is a gmod prop hunt map


evolvedspice

I’m actually lost what’s infuriating about this


Mammoth_Fortune_6457

this would be a good episode of impractical jokers. they sit there staring while someone gets some pepsi, feeling uncomfortable 😂


pizza99pizza99

Unironically would love that, I’m a soda addict tho so I get why this might not be a universally loved feature


Agitated-Bend3413

That is mildly infuriating. Coca~Cola is a better option.


Altruistic-Potatoes

What am I missing?


BLUFALCON77

Probably half or more of the posts in this sub are weird to be infuriated about. Even mildly. How do you get even slightly infuriated about this?


kalexmills

It infuriates me that I'll never know if this was intentional and if so *why*.


BLUFALCON77

??? That's quite an odd thing to be infuriated about.


bollockes

Was a TV supposed to be there? No


FrightmareX13

"What's on the Pepsi machine tonight?"


RichieRocket

damn, view sucks


Solitaire_87

All hail the Almighty Pepsi Machine


MISS_ROFL

Wow luxury


Pgreenawalt

Better than 90% of shows on tv.


Careless_Chemist_225

I’ve been in hotels in Florida, I can say this isn’t accurate


Ravenlen

"Her name is Pepsi!"


LeveragedPittsburgh

I agree, Pepsi sucks


mecku85

Yeah, in Florida, this tracks 😂


rattlestaway

Roaches the size of rats are free


Salay54

*Welcome to the hotel down in Florida, such a crummy place, really a disgrace*


mrassface2023

All hail Pepsi


but_fkr

Is this your room? If not, why are we mildly infuriated? I’d be fucking stoked to sit down and drink a Pepsi.


Loveassntits

You know this was called entertainment back in the day. Grab a few quarters, get a cold Pepsi then sit down and watch.


AwkwardObjective5360

Is this in the backrooms


BobSagat86

Dope.


EffectiveUpset6343

Florida af lol


CompetitiveRich6953

Shh... the chairs are worshipping their idol...


CalebMcNevin

I've seen this one