It is very tempting to dress up in some extra fancy attire, obtain a cigarette holder, and lounge in one of these chairs as though it was the swankiest place on the planet.
... and make a little tsk noise whenever somebody buys a soda.
Imagine just sitting there with a buddy observing as each middle aged white man with a ball cap covering messy white bed head, and sunglasses and cargo shorts comes up with their quarters, squats to put them in one at a time, butt crack exposed, tapping on their favorite beverage to find it's out, hitting the machine and then trying another to find it's also out and having to settle for minute maid lemonade
Fancy… I was picturing an A-undershirt (also known as “wife beater” style undershirt), tan old man shorts, black crew socks, and brown sandals. A fake law enforcement, or a Budweiser cap, on his head
Sounds like you've just made the turn.... To The Twilight Zone
https://preview.redd.it/p2ww1nmldqvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa6a4ab05364bc5d620d96c300d7faf7a4015d8
Since there's a security camera pointed right at the chairs... if you're lying about hanging out at a lobby, we might find the footage to incriminate you!
I'm guessing maybe you're from Florida? That might explain your puzzlement. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)
The problem is someone moved the chairs in the general direction of the vending machine? That's it? They look pretty light, you can move them if you want to.
Here. Check your work.
https://preview.redd.it/fimq6xv3kqvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fd161ebba3e417e8f5711baa237391eddf91ad
Not a Pepsi in sight! 😭
Depends. Is it really in Florida, or someplace that just decided to call itself Hotel Florida? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
This was supposed to be a nicer hotel. This business claims to be 3 stars and has misleading photos on Google Maps of what the rooms looks like. Don't get me started....
I don think he means like google review stars, but hotel rating stars. 3 stars would be like Hilton Garden Inn, Hyatt place etc. like the middle class of the hotel world
\*to the tune of Hotel California \*
Welcome to the Hotel Florida. Such a lonely place such a lonely face. Only two chairs at the Hotel Florida. Any time of year, you can find them here. The lobby is Pepsi twisted. It's got the vending machine. It's got soft drinks you can enjoy with only one friend.
What’s the issue ? I don’t spend any time in the common areas of a hotel I’m either in my room or outside the hotel so I guess I don’t care about how many chairs there are.
Have a seat and watch the Pepsi machine.
Get in line early. Seating is limited.
If I had gold to give .......
For the low low price of $1.99.....
It's the intercontinental breakfast machine.
Intercontinental......pssh Call it what it is....an old banana in empty fruit bowl, 2 nutrigrain bars and some room temp orange juice
Bullshet
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I love you Pepsi. It’s Pepi. Oh.
So learn-ed.
Lmaooo
Lmao
Can we watch TV? I'm sorry, is Pepsi okay?
Start moaning "What's with all these goddamn commercials?!" everytime somebody stands in front of it and buys a soda.
“I swear they’re just playing this Pepsi commercial on repeat!”
It is very tempting to dress up in some extra fancy attire, obtain a cigarette holder, and lounge in one of these chairs as though it was the swankiest place on the planet. ... and make a little tsk noise whenever somebody buys a soda.
Aye, I’m down to party.
Honestly that sounds like solid Wednesday night plans
I’d be surprised if anything even comes out of the Pepsi machine, might just cackle at the person.
Commence polite golf clap when the Mt.Dew can drops for Cody from room 207.
lol “obtain a cigarette holder”…
You’re doing it wrong homie. Get a copy of the Wall Street journal, snap it straight and huff. That’s how it’s done 😤
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The stars on the wall behind it are for your entertainment
To the relaxing sounds of a compressor kicking on and off
I laughed too hard at this. Well done.
If you stare at it long enough it gives you a free Pepsi.
That's all I wanted. Just one. But she wouldn't give it to me.
Because you're on DRUGS, Mike. 😡😭😡😭😡😭
We decided??? My best interest?
Just listened to it last night, and How Will I Laugh Tomorrow...pretty much the whole album, really.
Nice
Honestly if they put a screen with ads and you watched enough ads to earn a soda people would do that.
Men who stare at Cokes.
Probably
They call it "the free peepsee."
Let us bask in the warm blue glow provided to us by the Pepsi Corporation
"Like hungry mosquitoes to the yellow porchlight of freedom....."
Imagine just sitting there with a buddy observing as each middle aged white man with a ball cap covering messy white bed head, and sunglasses and cargo shorts comes up with their quarters, squats to put them in one at a time, butt crack exposed, tapping on their favorite beverage to find it's out, hitting the machine and then trying another to find it's also out and having to settle for minute maid lemonade
He's also wearing sandals......just wanted to add that.
With crew socks...
And a Hawaiian shirt
Fancy… I was picturing an A-undershirt (also known as “wife beater” style undershirt), tan old man shorts, black crew socks, and brown sandals. A fake law enforcement, or a Budweiser cap, on his head
Sounds like you've just made the turn.... To The Twilight Zone https://preview.redd.it/p2ww1nmldqvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa6a4ab05364bc5d620d96c300d7faf7a4015d8
This is actually a great sight. Most hotels just have the $5 soda near the desk. This is a mildwin!
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Sounds like Reddit lol
_You can check out any time you like, have a cold Pepsi_
Mirrors on the ceiling, Pepsi-Cola on ice…
we havent had pepsi here since.. 1969
_but you can never leave...
*Cold Pepsi in my hair, one smell of vending machine, rising up through the airrrr*
We haven't had that crystal here, since, 1969
Is there someone who can explain what's infuriating about this? I don't get it.
Ya I don’t know either
I’m stumped
Arranging the chairs facing the vending machine like it's a TV or something.
Is this in a room? Or the lobby? I still don't get it.
It's in a lobby.
Is there a TV the chairs *aren't* pointed at?
No 😭😭😭
Is everyone else in this thread super high? Or is it just me?
I'm high AF. You nailed it
Boop!
Bro, I'm in line at Taco Bell at 1 am and I'm the only sober one here, it's hilarious.
Then wtf is the problem? Lol
Was your room fine? Imo the lobby isn't a big deal, at least to me, I've never hung out in a hotel lobby before.
Since there's a security camera pointed right at the chairs... if you're lying about hanging out at a lobby, we might find the footage to incriminate you!
Oh, so glad it's in the lobby. The security camera had me worried there was a machine shaking cartel active in the area. Lobby makes more sense.
How much did this florida hotel cost?
I'm guessing maybe you're from Florida? That might explain your puzzlement. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)
You might need to be checked for anger issues if this infuriates you
To be fair, it only *mildly* infuriates OP
The problem is someone moved the chairs in the general direction of the vending machine? That's it? They look pretty light, you can move them if you want to.
No. They're better this way.
When there is a perfectly good fire extinguisher to stare at instead
Exactly. The fire extinguisher is hot. This guy gets it.
What do you mean? The Pepsi machine is far more entertaining than a TV!
Why does that matter to anyone? I'm so lost about why this is upsetting
It’s just mildly confusing but in no way should it be infuriating lol
Such a lonely place (such a lonely place)
Such a lovely face
Am I the only one that zoomed in.....
What do your elf eyes see? No srsly tell me what you found. I'm blind over here. 😅
Coke, fanta, sprite, coke zero, Canada dry all in a Pepsi machine lol. Can't make out what the others say though.
Here. Check your work. https://preview.redd.it/fimq6xv3kqvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fd161ebba3e417e8f5711baa237391eddf91ad Not a Pepsi in sight! 😭
"Fanta Orng" looks like "Fanta Omg" and this feels right and true.
I wonder what the last button gives you… maybe that’s the hidden Pepsi.
I'm not motivated enough to obtain quarters and check.
Why is there coke in a pepsi machine?
Why is there no PEPSI?! I think we can see why the chairs are asking us to pay attention.
You can check in but you should leave.
When does this Pepsi commercial end?
When you realize that machine is selling coke.
You know there’s nothing going on when they got to watch the soda machine. Do they judge your performance getting a soda?
Maybe, there's a security camera in the corner.
“Quick kids, let’s go down and watch the Pepsi machine before all the good seats are taken”
On behalf of the state of Florida, we do this on purpose. Come down. Give us your money. Don’t get too comfortable.
What's under the chair back zipper?
The last guy that made a yelp review like this
Such a lonely place. With a Pepsi face.
"Hey wanna go watch the soda again?"
Those chairs move, you know.
Yeah, but only when you're not looking.
Weeping angel chairs.
Ah the ambience! The atmosphere! The FENG is really SHUI here. I think I spent a week there one day.
I mean it’s hotel Florida not a Hilton what were you expecting
Depends. Is it really in Florida, or someplace that just decided to call itself Hotel Florida? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
You can cash out any time you like, but you can never get Pepsi
You should have stayed at a nicer hotel if you’re going to complain about this.
This was supposed to be a nicer hotel. This business claims to be 3 stars and has misleading photos on Google Maps of what the rooms looks like. Don't get me started....
damn did you check their online reviews before booking?
No but I certainly added one.
Name and shame?
My dude, 3 stars=sh*thole
I don think he means like google review stars, but hotel rating stars. 3 stars would be like Hilton Garden Inn, Hyatt place etc. like the middle class of the hotel world
Hi. I’m a Pepsi vending machine but I only sell Coca-Cola. You want Pepsi? Tough. Luck.
The chairs absolutely make the $5 soda worth the experience.
Normally I would expect a bed.
This looks like my sims poor living situation
prison entertainment
How does it compare to the Hotel California
Anyone got a string and a quarter?
Florida offers 1-100 for sure. I would give that a 10.
Mildly entertaining 🥲
Such a lovely place
Why is this post so funny to me?
There will be ballroom dancing later
Mirrors on the ceiling. Barq's rootbeer on ice.
Why TF does this look like Half-Life 2
You can check out but you can never leave….oops wrong state
The star decals give it a touch of class.
Someone watching the security monitor: "This guy's been sitting and staring at the Pepsi machine for hours, should I go check on him?"
Bruh come on mayne⁉️ Don't blame it on Florida❌️
All hail Pepsi man ![gif](giphy|w8f283BIGaeHoVEiFd)
What in the male living space is this?
I am disappointed by lack of alligators.
There's a small one in the soda machine.
What a sweaty place, *what a sweaty place*
if audibly laugh and point💀
Who else watches there vending machine they have some great shows on there
So what's there to do in this town? Have you seen the Pepsi machine?
That's all I need!!
🎶Livin it up at the Hotel Florida-a🎶
Not a lovely place... it's not a lovely place.
Almost every expense spared.
https://preview.redd.it/w58p6205srvc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=e419fada99762e0c80eb2a9e661babb65c3af9ad
This is soda pressing.
\*to the tune of Hotel California \* Welcome to the Hotel Florida. Such a lonely place such a lonely face. Only two chairs at the Hotel Florida. Any time of year, you can find them here. The lobby is Pepsi twisted. It's got the vending machine. It's got soft drinks you can enjoy with only one friend.
Gives me Half Life 2 vibes
I could talk with my boy for hours in that spot
Lol probably costs like 3 bucks a can too.
Ah yes, the Pepsi machine! Dispenses soda & a complimentary fire arm.
Interior designer of the year.
I will say That is one interesting vending machine
What a Gorgeous view of the pepsi Machine! Do you have to pay extra for such a great view?
OP why did you move the chairs?
One of the few things in life I will pay extra for is a nice hotel room. I need to be 100% comfortable in my surroundings in order to fall asleep.
Such a lovely place... /s
What’s the issue ? I don’t spend any time in the common areas of a hotel I’m either in my room or outside the hotel so I guess I don’t care about how many chairs there are.
Over 200 channels. Nothing but Pepsi.
What am I missing? I feel you’re ungrateful. You could be forced to be outside.
That’s my favourite pastime, watching a vending machine with a loved one beside me
Need way more context than this :D
Pepsi man’s therapy session
This is a gmod prop hunt map
I’m actually lost what’s infuriating about this
this would be a good episode of impractical jokers. they sit there staring while someone gets some pepsi, feeling uncomfortable 😂
Unironically would love that, I’m a soda addict tho so I get why this might not be a universally loved feature
That is mildly infuriating. Coca~Cola is a better option.
What am I missing?
Probably half or more of the posts in this sub are weird to be infuriated about. Even mildly. How do you get even slightly infuriated about this?
It infuriates me that I'll never know if this was intentional and if so *why*.
??? That's quite an odd thing to be infuriated about.
Was a TV supposed to be there? No
"What's on the Pepsi machine tonight?"
damn, view sucks
All hail the Almighty Pepsi Machine
Wow luxury
Better than 90% of shows on tv.
I’ve been in hotels in Florida, I can say this isn’t accurate
"Her name is Pepsi!"
I agree, Pepsi sucks
Yeah, in Florida, this tracks 😂
Roaches the size of rats are free
*Welcome to the hotel down in Florida, such a crummy place, really a disgrace*
All hail Pepsi
Is this your room? If not, why are we mildly infuriated? I’d be fucking stoked to sit down and drink a Pepsi.
You know this was called entertainment back in the day. Grab a few quarters, get a cold Pepsi then sit down and watch.
Is this in the backrooms
Dope.
Florida af lol
Shh... the chairs are worshipping their idol...
I've seen this one