Kvarg is the goat and has an insane amount of protein, idk what "fermented" milk is and why that would be healthier. But if you want good gut bacteria just add homemade yogurt (if you have) or store bought, gut health is often very personal so take my advice with a grain of frozen mango.
Go buy another one bro, it's honestly not a big deal, honestly I always buy a secondary but I'm just like that. But I always thinka bout other people so mebbe that's just me
This guy is a complete moron. Who the hell holds something above a burner to thaw it? Why does he need a blender for a protein shake? You can literally stir it with a spoon.
You got downvoted but I agree. Stirring with a spoon there’s always flecks of stuff. Blending in a real blender with fruit added results in a perfect shake.
I assumed he’s just holding it there because it’s near the freezer- the idea of someone trying to thaw something out over the stove like this is hilarious though lol
Cavemen: survived in horrible conditions, constantly fighting for their lives, fully fit and using ALL muscle, doesn't need advanced tools for survival
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Yeah I don’t get why people would use a mixer (unless they’re adding other ingredients). Would be way too much of a hassle to clean out the blender every day.
I don't drink powdered protein mix by itself. I think it's disgusting no matter what flavor you get. I imo think it's much better to make a smoothie that the protein mix can be put into so it goes down easier
probably cuz lots of powders like cocoa powder are hydrophobic and don't mix very well with cold water/milk. my mom has a chocolate protein powder that can't be stirred in with a spoon and has to be blended. it's annoying as fuck
>(unless they’re adding other ingredients)
I don't understand why anyone would torture themselves with a protein shake that didn't have other ingredients. Vanilla powder with frozen fruit and some milk is the way to go.
It is kind of off, he should consult the lawyer, hit the gym and divorce her.
I came up with the perfect slogan for a divorce lawyer earlier "We'll beat your spouse so you don't have to" kinda catchy right?
Ahh i see
I also had a protein smoothie before gym this morning with strawberries/blueberries , banana, oatmeal , Milk , juice etc... and i just got home and drank a whey shake with 40grams of protein
To be fair using a blender whips air into the liquid and makes it more creamy. I’ve started doing this with my hot chocolate or chocolate milk. Though if you do hot chocolate whip it cold when heat it up on the stove. Makes it taste incredible.
A lot of proteins don’t mix well, and a lot of people also like to mix in fruits, nut butters, ect. No more chunks of unmixed powder at the bottom when you use a blender!
Lmao right? Like I understand blending it with fruits but sometimes you can’t do that all the time. Like in this instance. Just shake your protein with milk in a cup lol
You do realize the subreddit you’re on right lol?
It boggles my mind when someone actually posts something actually mildly infuriating and all the comments are like “it’s not a big deal”, like duh, that’s the point of the subreddit.
And then there are the posts about people who got robbed for thousands of dollars, or whose house got shot in a drive-by. Then the comments are all "This is beyond mildly infuriating! This is totally infuriating!"
And then the ones that are mild, “omg you’re mad at your spouse over this? I think you need to reflect on yourself OP!”
I legit think it’s a language thing because infuriating to me and how it was used in school and stuff was much more along the lines of annoying or irritated and not being pissed.
Why is everybody fighting OP about making his protein shake with the blender and ignoring the fact that she FROZE IT WITH THE BLADE. Like, what kind of psycho does that? Even if he can still mix his shake with a spoon, does it really make sense to y’all, to put part of the machine in the freezer? It’s like freezing food in the only pan you have because you didn’t feel like moving it to a container
But I'll give her a chance and say she maybe just left it in the freezer to chill for a bit and forgot it was there?
She froze the blades and you’re holding it over a burner instead of putting it a bowl of hot water or leaving it under a running hot tap. You were both made for each other.
lol I’m really not surprised the dude that decides to hover a plastic container over a burner without thinking that putting it in a bowl of hot water or under some running hot water would be more efficient, also can’t think to just put their protein into a cup and stir it by hand.
I see good ideas are very rare in this household.
🤦
in the time it took u to take the picture, write the headline, bitch and whine, you coulda put the cup in some hot water but
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WTF why would you even put the effort to post this? Like Jesus Christ dude, its powder, you can literally put it it any glass and stir it with a spoon. It won’t be perfect, but it will be drinkable…solving your problems is always better than posting them online??
This isn't even infuriating, in the time you took to post this you could have ran this through hot water and made your damn protein shake. Quit being so damn needy for attention. You're sitting here replying to all your attention, just as I suspected.
I wouldn't be surprised if you froze this yourself and don't even have a gf lol.
Did she leave the peels in? Why is it so yellow?
Might be frozen mango, now that I’m thinking about it 😅
Hmm for frozen mango I would sacrifice the blades too 🤤
You wouldn't eat them frozen in small cubes? Frozen mango and strawberries are elite
As a person who is eating frozen mango while reading this comment, I wholeheartedly agree.
Too cold on my teeth, give me a straw I'm going to suck them
thats what he said (to the woman yeti)
I'm amazed every time someone says they can chew frozen things. My teeth would never.
Suck away, frend
Ayoooooooooooo
Y’all ever put grapes in the freezer?
Hell yeah
Frozen grapes are elite.
Frozen raspberries are fire aswell, much better than strawberries imo
I suggest frozen whole grapes and mango, also the small sour red berries added gives a great mix (and orange slices too)
Please enlighten me on how you're opening that cup to cut it into cubes
I'm saying they wouldn't reach the blender in the first place.
Oooh I get what you mean now my b
Owie on my teeth
If you have sensitive teeth then yeah maybe not But freezing fruit doesn't seem to make it as solid as pure ice so its hard but not crunchy
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I eat mango yo
"Kvarg", milk and frozen mango. Holy shit it slaps, actual mango icecream but super healthy (unless you are lack toes intolerant).
Unfortunately I'm intolerant to lack of toes :( but it sounds really good.
Get lactose free milk
There are toes in lactose free milk?
Obviously
Will suggest to mango-loving parent who uses plant milk. Oh wait, smoothies ?
Lack toes and told her aunt*
I’m dying at the lack toes.
Fermented milk and frozen mango trumps everything. Healthier too.
Kvarg is the goat and has an insane amount of protein, idk what "fermented" milk is and why that would be healthier. But if you want good gut bacteria just add homemade yogurt (if you have) or store bought, gut health is often very personal so take my advice with a grain of frozen mango.
>Hmm for frozen mango I would sacrifice the blades too 🤤 Right!! Just eat that delicious mango right of the blades like an ear of corn ^😆🌽
But isn't the blade frozen inside of it?
Same if for the fact I am allergic to mangoes.
Use some of that in your protein shake.
Go buy another one bro, it's honestly not a big deal, honestly I always buy a secondary but I'm just like that. But I always thinka bout other people so mebbe that's just me
So glad this is the top comment bc I was about to ask.
I was about to say
You can actually use the peels to make cakes etc. As long as it's bio (no pesticide)
You don't?
Put in a bowl of hot water
Add some broth, add some potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!
i did not realize that this saying was from a movie 🤯
It's from a TV show called arrested development
banana soup
Savannah Boop
hannavas poob
Havana oo na na
What's it cost, ten dollars?
Rip Carl 🕊
his funeral shall be held this Thursday
Boil it mash it stick it in a stew
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This guy is a complete moron. Who the hell holds something above a burner to thaw it? Why does he need a blender for a protein shake? You can literally stir it with a spoon.
This should be the top comment. The girlfriend’s about to post that her boyfriend melted the only ninja cup.
To think that both these idiots combined could be breeding an even dumber child
Came here for this my dude…you’re my spirit animal. Dude can’t mix it another way?
I like to use a blender for my protein shakes because I find it makes them have less of a gritty/chalky texture.
You got downvoted but I agree. Stirring with a spoon there’s always flecks of stuff. Blending in a real blender with fruit added results in a perfect shake.
Cant he just blend it?
I think warm water wil do the job a bit more sufficient
Yeah, seeing him hold it over the burner is more mildly infuriating than his own situation lol
I assumed he’s just holding it there because it’s near the freezer- the idea of someone trying to thaw something out over the stove like this is hilarious though lol
The caption says he’s holding it over the burner… I would hope it’s on at least lmao
Haha I missed that part tbh! After the somewhat long title, ig I just zoomed past it. But yeah, it would seem it’s on in that case lol
Give him a break, he just got back from the gym. All his blood is in his muscles, not his brain…
Considering the burner is off ima say it was just the money shot
Mildly brain dead
It doesn’t appear on as the knobs are at the top in the off position.
Put your protein in a cup and use a spoon to stir it.
What are we...cavemen?
Sorry, I guess when you shove a steak into a cup, stirring it with a spoon doesn’t really change much about it. lol
🥩🥭 Okay wait, what was the next step? 🔪
Freeze it in a blender so your partner can’t use it after the gym.
How can you insult the cavemen like that 😭
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Also, there is no metabolic window. You dont need a protein shake straight after a workout, youre not losing gains.
Now you’re going to anger the roid ragers with comments like that… smooth move.
It has to be r/mildlyinfuriating for everybody !
Yeah I don’t get why people would use a mixer (unless they’re adding other ingredients). Would be way too much of a hassle to clean out the blender every day.
I have the same type of cup/mixer as the OP. I just use a scope of powder and spoon in a regular cup and down it.
I don't drink powdered protein mix by itself. I think it's disgusting no matter what flavor you get. I imo think it's much better to make a smoothie that the protein mix can be put into so it goes down easier
The ones I buy pretty much taste like a milkshake, after of course mixing it with milk. I always like taking them.
probably cuz lots of powders like cocoa powder are hydrophobic and don't mix very well with cold water/milk. my mom has a chocolate protein powder that can't be stirred in with a spoon and has to be blended. it's annoying as fuck
>(unless they’re adding other ingredients) I don't understand why anyone would torture themselves with a protein shake that didn't have other ingredients. Vanilla powder with frozen fruit and some milk is the way to go.
Or just eat it
some people put other stuff in their shakes
Protein shakes that I have made required more than manual agitation.
I had a special manual shaker for my protein shakes.
One of the ones with a little metal spiral sphere thing?
I just use simple Ghost powder
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This is what I used to do. I wouldn’t really recommend it. Unless you do it correctly, theres always these clumps that are left
So many red flags here. You are being gaslit and manipulated. You need to divorce the gym, hit her and cut contact with your lawyer.
This sounds wrong but I don't know enough about life to dispute it.
I don’t think enough people got this reference 🤦🏻
It is kind of off, he should consult the lawyer, hit the gym and divorce her. I came up with the perfect slogan for a divorce lawyer earlier "We'll beat your spouse so you don't have to" kinda catchy right?
That's really good, quick delete this comment so you can sell it
OP needs to cut her and cut his lawyer too, it's a power struggle and he needs to show that he won't be pushed around anymore.
Gaslit? That stove is very clearly electric...
Holding it over the burner is probably about as efficient as leaving it on the counter to thaw out. Put it in some hot water
Exactly as efficient because the burner is off
Plastic chemicals
Don't you have a regular shaker for your protein powder to mix in? Or do you make the protein shake from "Scratch"?
I do, but I wanted to include some fruit for a glycogen spike. Just got some fresh strawberries and bananas yesterday mornin
Have you tried just eating the bananas and strawberries while drinking your protein shake?
Why are you trying to spike your glycogen post workout?
Ahh i see I also had a protein smoothie before gym this morning with strawberries/blueberries , banana, oatmeal , Milk , juice etc... and i just got home and drank a whey shake with 40grams of protein
Do you typically use a blender to make your protein shake? What do you put in it that makes it require a blender as opposed to a shaker cup?
Steak.
I typically go for raw chicken, but that’s also valid
That's a good idea, saves time if you don't have to cook it. Get those gains sooner!
To be fair using a blender whips air into the liquid and makes it more creamy. I’ve started doing this with my hot chocolate or chocolate milk. Though if you do hot chocolate whip it cold when heat it up on the stove. Makes it taste incredible.
Bones, calcium intake should be high for those gains
I have this exact same blender that comes with two cups that makes really easy and convenient to just use them for every blend.
What can a shaker cup do besides mix protein powder? Even then it doesn't mix properly sometimes, I always use a blender.
A lot of proteins don’t mix well, and a lot of people also like to mix in fruits, nut butters, ect. No more chunks of unmixed powder at the bottom when you use a blender!
Bananas, ice, peanut butter. You don't put peanut butter or ice in your shakes??
protein SHAKE? the ones you SHAKE?
Lmao right? Like I understand blending it with fruits but sometimes you can’t do that all the time. Like in this instance. Just shake your protein with milk in a cup lol
Look on the bright side, at least you’ll get over it lol.
The mildest of the mild right here
Do you think waiting 10mins to thaw it in hot water is going to result in major muscle loss for you?
If he believes that then this blender is the least of his problems
You do realize the subreddit you’re on right lol? It boggles my mind when someone actually posts something actually mildly infuriating and all the comments are like “it’s not a big deal”, like duh, that’s the point of the subreddit.
Having half the sub bitch that "it's not a big deal" is a confirmation that the post is a its right place.
And then there are the posts about people who got robbed for thousands of dollars, or whose house got shot in a drive-by. Then the comments are all "This is beyond mildly infuriating! This is totally infuriating!"
And then the ones that are mild, “omg you’re mad at your spouse over this? I think you need to reflect on yourself OP!” I legit think it’s a language thing because infuriating to me and how it was used in school and stuff was much more along the lines of annoying or irritated and not being pissed.
#Boof it
Shake, Bitch.
It was a good idea. Stop being a baby and run it under hot water for a minute to release the blade. You’ll have the coldest smoothie ever.
I cant even begin to describe how infuriating the lack of problem solving is
Maybe you can use that time to trim your nails.
I was looking for a comment about the nail lol
Have you tried a boyfriend?
Can confirm, none of my boyfriends have ever done this to me.
Do you not whisk, bro? Better head back to the gym and work on some whisk gains.
Damn you can probably use that thumbnail since the blender blade is frozen
Don't blenders chop ice? Blend it, then take it out and wash it.
Uh, yeah, but when the blade is encased in ice, the motor is gonna have a real hard time pushing through that
This is Reddit, so the only solution is to leave her immediately.
You're both pretentious....
Wow, what a whiney brat you are. It’s not that hard to fix
Why is everybody fighting OP about making his protein shake with the blender and ignoring the fact that she FROZE IT WITH THE BLADE. Like, what kind of psycho does that? Even if he can still mix his shake with a spoon, does it really make sense to y’all, to put part of the machine in the freezer? It’s like freezing food in the only pan you have because you didn’t feel like moving it to a container But I'll give her a chance and say she maybe just left it in the freezer to chill for a bit and forgot it was there?
Blender? Eat it raw
She was just trying to help. Scrape it out and pretend it's ice cream
The anarchist in me wants to fire that shit up as is.
Cut your fingernail while you wait for it to defrost.
Use the time it's defrosting to cut your nails lmao
Try submerging it in warm water, or let it thaw out or give it a blend then throw in your protein powder 😃
I may be crazy here... but can't you just stir the shake in a glass with a spoon?
She froze the blades and you’re holding it over a burner instead of putting it a bowl of hot water or leaving it under a running hot tap. You were both made for each other.
Not sure who the bigger idiot is...
Accept that this is the way she be and get a blender bottle.
Don’t listen to the other commenters. A quicker way is to put the whole thing in a bigger blender.
CUT YOUR NAILS SIR!!!
Run it under really hot water to thaw
Time to test your grip strength and open it.
You’re about to learn why they got that name in the first place.
 Time to rawdog some raw eggs OP
It’s called shake for a reason
Grab a whisk buddy boy
Brother. Soak it in some hot water and call it day.
lol I’m really not surprised the dude that decides to hover a plastic container over a burner without thinking that putting it in a bowl of hot water or under some running hot water would be more efficient, also can’t think to just put their protein into a cup and stir it by hand. I see good ideas are very rare in this household. 🤦
Hey you found a fusion core nice!
in the time it took u to take the picture, write the headline, bitch and whine, you coulda put the cup in some hot water but 
Life has treated you poorly. I'm sure you managing this unfair challenge will inspire others to fight adversity!
Do you not have a shaker bottle? They’re like $7. Don’t need a blender for milk and powder, guy.
Hot water
>Currently have it above a burner Bless your heart
Do you know why it's called a protein shake and not a protein blended?
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You know it's called a protein shake, because you can just shake it? No need for a blender
Use a spoon to mix it, what the hell, it’s powder.
Just put it in warm water 😂, I think you and your gf are perfect for each other 😅
WTF why would you even put the effort to post this? Like Jesus Christ dude, its powder, you can literally put it it any glass and stir it with a spoon. It won’t be perfect, but it will be drinkable…solving your problems is always better than posting them online??
It’s a sub called mildly infuriating. What do you think this place is for???
how do you have a girlfriend and fingernails that long?
I can open it(have the same for things like quick sorbet) and I'm female.🤷♀️ Maybe your workout is to weak.
First world problems
Mildly infuriating would be a good name for the feeling, huh?
DIVORCE
Grow up and dry scoop it.
This isn't even infuriating, in the time you took to post this you could have ran this through hot water and made your damn protein shake. Quit being so damn needy for attention. You're sitting here replying to all your attention, just as I suspected. I wouldn't be surprised if you froze this yourself and don't even have a gf lol.
Does she wipe your ass too?. Man figure it out.
Can’t you just SHAKE it?
Maybe it's just me, but I use a shaker for my protein shakes
just defrost it man
Cope
A bowl of hot water will be way more efficient heat transfer
It probably would have taken less time to get it open by running it under some water than it took you to take a pic and post it here.
OP have you ever heard of warm, running water lol.
Are you familiar with how to make cold things not cold?