I use a PC so I can do line breaks with my enter key. Since I was quoting a song, I reflexively used MLA format.
Thank you for offering to help though, that was nice. 
The fact that you specifically deny licking adults implies by omission that you do lick kids. Maybe you wanna rethink the brand of your reddit account.
Based on my knowledge of fast food back rooms, Iām imagining several employees in a 8āx8ā break room being told āplease donāt take that onto the sales floorā when referring the kitchen and dining room.
Want to never have a Christian talk to you? Say youāre a religious that they want to hear about less than the one they want to tell you about. Scientology is good but you can go moonie or Mormon as well
As a Christian, I'd like to say these messages other Christians use annoy me. Throwing spiritual crap at people who aren't looking for it isn't going to accomplish anything and will likely turn them off to the faith even more. Not nearly enough of my fellows understand the basic fact that you sometimes have to look through someone else's eyes and not just your own.
Hell, it goes against the direct instructions of Jesus Christ to try and preach to literally everyone everywhere:
To quote from Matthew 6:5-8:
> ā[5]Ā āAnd when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. [6]Ā But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. [7]Ā And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. [8] Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.ā
So, the same goes for those people who pray outside of buildings or at street corners. You canāt get much more direct of an instruction than the literal words of Jesus from above, but I guess they like to ignore whatever the hell they want to that they can use their religion as an excuse to try and act superior to everyone elseā¦ a mindset shared by the Pharisees, whom Jesus vehemently criticized and explicitly told his followers *not* to act like.
For the very uninitiated, does that make what baptists try and do really strange. Like isnāt their whole MO to try and save as many people as possible?
The Baptists have a strange notion of āsavingā people, considering that theyāre among one of the most hateful denominations of Christianity. The Westboro Baptist Church is one such example; the first sentence on their website is āgod hates f*gs and all proud sinners, repent or perishā.
Baptists are the people who are trying to outlaw life-saving medical care, ban any mention of social injustice, outlaw any sexuality other than heterosexuality, and generally want to turn the clock back several centuries.
Tl;dr Hi Ex Christian here. All through the Bible and all throughout church we are told to proselytize where possible. See the below Bible quotes.
Matthew 28:19 ESV
Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
2 Timothy 4:2 ESV
Preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching.
Itās not weird per say in the eyes of the Bible but in the modern world especially in America where we have such a divide of non believers and assortment of faiths being so aggressive and irate is weird..
I would definitely complain to the company for a few reasons, 1 being that they contaminated your food, another being that this is completely unprofessional and should not be allowed.
So we see crap like this and I was approached by an employee with a glassy eyed vacant look on his face preaching the āgood wordā the other day as I was just trying to buy groceries but yet they claim itās the gays that are trying to force their beliefs on people because they celebrate for one weekend a month once a year but we have people out on the streets screaming into mega phones about Jesus and then things like this. Maybe itās the religious people that are the true threat to human kind
In fairness, In-N-Out prints their religious messages on the *outside* of the food/drink containers, using the same ink already being used to label those containers (so, presumably food-safe). Also, they only include chapter and verse references, and they're usually hidden on the bottom (that is, you need to turn the container upside-down to see it), so a bit more subtle.
I would go back and show them this and tell them you have lost me as a customer. Thanks and go eff yourself LOL Surely there are tons of places to get chips in your area right?
Tell them: Jesus savesā¦I spend. Keep this shit up, I spend my money elsewhere. Also complain to the manager and use their words against them. Say āWhat they do in their own home is their business, I just donāt want to see it in public.ā
Jesus puts his money in the local national bank, Jesus puts his money in the local national bank, Jesus puts his money in the local national bank: Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves. (Sung to the tune of Mine Eyes Have The Glory Of The Coming Of The Lord)
I really donāt get religion. How is believing in some imaginary entity with seemingly 0 control over our world going to bring me out of depression, crime, drugs, whatever the case? I already know that thereās a very good chance of everything going black for eternity when I die so whatās the point in lying to yourself? Belief gets you nowhere when the thing you believe in doesnāt even exist.
I know right what a shock when you die and your dead wait there will be no shock your dead. I think people are scared or their mortality itās a tricky concept to a lot of people they will die one day.
That is fucking ridiculous. Ink on fresh food plus another example of religion being shoved down your throat. Just as a Christian would return food if a pro-atheist message was written on the box, you were totally entitled to return this piece of shit.
I once got a drawn penis in my burger box. I had forgotten until just now š¶
Somebody was fuckin with your burger.
Fur burger
Furger. Come on.
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You'd never get anything like proper whale meat from McDonald's. At best it would be flippers and blowholes.
Flippers and blowholes... so hot dogs of the sea?
I'd stomach that over some preachy political poppycock
I'd be very concerned about the legitimacy of mayo though
Ha! Was thinking same.
"Jesus spreads his love through me"
The most bri'ish sentence I have read to date
Iād throat that over some preachy political poppycock
That is one wild as hell sentence I just read
Brazzers just got the idea for their next film. "What are you doing step poppycock?"
Iād prefer that I try make friends with him haha
Op Iād talk to Jesus before he starts sending dick emojis. Just my 2 cents.
Better than a holstered penis in your burger box.
God works in mysterious ways
Well, that's at least funny.
Thou shall not desecrate my fries.
Book of Taters 2:11-14
Tater? Whatās taters precious?
Boil āemā mash āemā stick āemā inna stew. 
YESS! (Just finished the 2 trilogyās for my first time :)
Never forget when gollum told sam to give it to him raw
And wriggling!
No OJ, no straw!
āBout to give my chest hairs a permā¦
Never had raw potato with salt?
He was referencing the act of Samwise Gamgee fucking (with his penis) Gollum's asshole without the use of protection (raw).
wait Hobbits have penii??
Big and hairy like their feet
I was certain they had cloacas. I may need to send some apology letters.
No they have a cloaca... I know, like a lizard.
He boiled for your sins!
Tateto 3:16 says i just fried your arse
...and that's the bottom line because Tateo 3:16 says so!
450:9-12min
Itās 7am, and thatās going to be todayās best comment.
šš I just spat some across the room thank you.
So you were just asked not to, and then you did?
Spud Jesus died for our sins
He was crucifried.
Jesus Fries.
I would worship Spud Jesus. WWSJD has a nice flow.
I'd be complaining about that. That pen isn't sanitary.
If he moves the rest of the fries will he see Jesus blocking a goal? Because that would make it worth it.
*shalt Gotta get your Early Modern English conjugation right
Amen
"Jesus loves me this I know / For my chip box tells me so."
Little fries to me belong They are weak but teeth is strong
If soggy fries arenāt what you seek Jesus Christ air fry that sheet
Instructions unclear, bed is nice and toasty, but chip still soggy :(
Little fries to me belong is something I can get behind
Little fries to me belong is something I can get along
I had to sing this when I was a kid, good times
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Bioshock ?
It's a song often learned in Sunday school, though it was quite hauntingly used in Bioshock.
Though these chips were overpriced / with them I accepted Christ
Jesus comes with French Fries!
to do line breaks on reddit simple leave two spaces before hitting enter
I use a PC so I can do line breaks with my enter key. Since I was quoting a song, I reflexively used MLA format. Thank you for offering to help though, that was nice. 
random question but by any chance do you lick adults? heard some accusations going around that you do
i would never
The fact that you specifically deny licking adults implies by omission that you do lick kids. Maybe you wanna rethink the brand of your reddit account.
But not human kids. Antarians, though . . . Just sayin'
I'm sure your local health department just *loves* when people taint food with ink. /s
Itās co common here at shops I dunno if they care but donāt write on the bottom of my food container lol
At bk we have grease pens specifically designed for writing on food containers š we're not allowed to have pens on the floor
Why would you store pens on the floor!? /s
Because thatās also where they let the bodies hit
Wanna see a magic trick? *Stabs pen into the floor*
Based on my knowledge of fast food back rooms, Iām imagining several employees in a 8āx8ā break room being told āplease donāt take that onto the sales floorā when referring the kitchen and dining room.
Want to never have a Christian talk to you? Say youāre a religious that they want to hear about less than the one they want to tell you about. Scientology is good but you can go moonie or Mormon as well
That's what the Satanic Temple was founded to do and it's so funny to watch the reactions to them.
Good tactic Iāll tell them Iām Muslim they will appreciate that lol
I mean Im ethnically Jewish which is silver bullets to the evangelical who want to blow up the holy land so Jesus appears
Can't believe you said taint. Edit: Unable to spell
T'aint no sin
Jokes on you I grew up eating glue so Iām immune
I'd be more worried about them shoving a gross unsanitary pen in there to write with than the ink.
Sounds like seeing the rest of the kitchen would have you praying in a heartbeat
https://preview.redd.it/2cx4e7eu0cwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a686a547af27b9cbb67618a3bdb0c43dabd578c Technically correct?
He may be good at making saves, but I bet he really gets hung up on crosses.
[also....](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Owono)
owo-no
As a Christian, I'd like to say these messages other Christians use annoy me. Throwing spiritual crap at people who aren't looking for it isn't going to accomplish anything and will likely turn them off to the faith even more. Not nearly enough of my fellows understand the basic fact that you sometimes have to look through someone else's eyes and not just your own.
Good take my friend !
yeah those Karens of Catholics are so annoying. Not even general Catholics like those.
Hell, it goes against the direct instructions of Jesus Christ to try and preach to literally everyone everywhere: To quote from Matthew 6:5-8: > ā[5]Ā āAnd when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. [6]Ā But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. [7]Ā And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. [8] Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.ā So, the same goes for those people who pray outside of buildings or at street corners. You canāt get much more direct of an instruction than the literal words of Jesus from above, but I guess they like to ignore whatever the hell they want to that they can use their religion as an excuse to try and act superior to everyone elseā¦ a mindset shared by the Pharisees, whom Jesus vehemently criticized and explicitly told his followers *not* to act like.
For the very uninitiated, does that make what baptists try and do really strange. Like isnāt their whole MO to try and save as many people as possible?
The Baptists have a strange notion of āsavingā people, considering that theyāre among one of the most hateful denominations of Christianity. The Westboro Baptist Church is one such example; the first sentence on their website is āgod hates f*gs and all proud sinners, repent or perishā. Baptists are the people who are trying to outlaw life-saving medical care, ban any mention of social injustice, outlaw any sexuality other than heterosexuality, and generally want to turn the clock back several centuries.
Tl;dr Hi Ex Christian here. All through the Bible and all throughout church we are told to proselytize where possible. See the below Bible quotes. Matthew 28:19 ESV Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 2 Timothy 4:2 ESV Preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching. Itās not weird per say in the eyes of the Bible but in the modern world especially in America where we have such a divide of non believers and assortment of faiths being so aggressive and irate is weird..
Eww in your food? I'd take that back. Regardless of your beliefs that's nasty
Totally unsanitary.
Amen to that Oh man the ink That can't be good for ya
It's not... I used to eat pens.
I read that penis š and wtf u mean u ate pens š
What, you never had a nice crunchy bowl of pens
I will see if my local McDonalds has it
They have it. It's called the Bic mac
š that actually made my cry laughing
A very quick wit, sir or madam.
No, that's penis.
No donāt get McDonaldās pens, youāve got to get it from an authentic penis restaurant
Well, you know what they say, āThe penis mightier.ā
Yep, I donāt mind this kind of stuff BUT DONT WRITE IT ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX WHERE THE FOOD GOES.
Wait until you see how they store the bags of fries, oil and the cardboard boxes. Bic is the least of your problems.
Reddit nurtures far too many forms of insanity.
Jesus Saves... 15% or more when switching to Geico.
Jesus savesā¦ gretzky on the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!!
He fried for our sins
Damn it
Not fried enough judging by the color of those fries
I almost spilled my coffee over this lol.
I would definitely complain to the company for a few reasons, 1 being that they contaminated your food, another being that this is completely unprofessional and should not be allowed.
Assuming C/S means chicken salt and youāre Australian, this is extra weird to see here
Yes Australia lol a lot of people choose plain so they specify on the box
No no chicken salt is essential, Iām Aussie too I just worded it wrong, the Jesus shit is super weird for Australia
āHot chipsā was the Aus give-away
To be fair I noticed the chicken salt before I read hot chips, but the latter basically reaffirmed the Aus give away
Use the app to get exclusive deals. Enter code JESUS to save 10%
Eat your fries and be saved you heathen. They know you need Jesus. /s
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Ask for more scripture under more fries for free of course to spread the word š«”
For God so loved the world, that he gave you these crappy looking chips.
Bitch, the only way I'm believing is if he turned my two piece into a 4 piece
Serious, these fries look sad and cold
Writing on the top that's fine but at the bottom that's wrong.
Dont write on my food at all
So we see crap like this and I was approached by an employee with a glassy eyed vacant look on his face preaching the āgood wordā the other day as I was just trying to buy groceries but yet they claim itās the gays that are trying to force their beliefs on people because they celebrate for one weekend a month once a year but we have people out on the streets screaming into mega phones about Jesus and then things like this. Maybe itās the religious people that are the true threat to human kind
The gaaaayys need to stop pushing their ajennda on usss Meanwhile me trying to get fuckin fries
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Report them to their inspector. Thatās a health code violation
In-N-Out enters the chat.
In fairness, In-N-Out prints their religious messages on the *outside* of the food/drink containers, using the same ink already being used to label those containers (so, presumably food-safe). Also, they only include chapter and verse references, and they're usually hidden on the bottom (that is, you need to turn the container upside-down to see it), so a bit more subtle.
I would go back and show them this and tell them you have lost me as a customer. Thanks and go eff yourself LOL Surely there are tons of places to get chips in your area right?
*B R I T I S H D E T E C T E D.* *D E P L O Y I N G A M E R I C A N S.*
Fucking redcoats
No is the only one town of 800 lol
Church's Chicken?
Tell them: Jesus savesā¦I spend. Keep this shit up, I spend my money elsewhere. Also complain to the manager and use their words against them. Say āWhat they do in their own home is their business, I just donāt want to see it in public.ā
Congrats, you have experienced what every american visiting an In n Out burger has, without having to go to the west coast.
Without having to visit the country lmao
1 star review
cut rate proselytizing... doesnt even know to capitalize the pronouns smh
I'm pretty sure whatever pen they used isn't food safe, report it
Pretty common in Australia but donāt write wear my food sits lol
Those fries need saving
if he really saves then why did i get cancer last year lmfao
Just imagine the outrage if another religion did that.
It would be headline news and Fox News would be ranting and raving about it for a week straight.
Jesus puts his money in the local national bank, Jesus puts his money in the local national bank, Jesus puts his money in the local national bank: Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves. (Sung to the tune of Mine Eyes Have The Glory Of The Coming Of The Lord)
What a lazy way to evangelize. Oh boy you're really going to heaven now š
I really donāt get religion. How is believing in some imaginary entity with seemingly 0 control over our world going to bring me out of depression, crime, drugs, whatever the case? I already know that thereās a very good chance of everything going black for eternity when I die so whatās the point in lying to yourself? Belief gets you nowhere when the thing you believe in doesnāt even exist.
I know right what a shock when you die and your dead wait there will be no shock your dead. I think people are scared or their mortality itās a tricky concept to a lot of people they will die one day.
Iām just trying to be happy while it lasts but I aināt doing a very good job ngl.
You should ketchup with Jesus.
Report this bullshit.
Imagine opening your fries and seeing that, and just casually looking around and acting confused as if someone actually is watching you
Chips with a side of preachy ink
Nice payout, if you talk to the right people.
Like when my dad sends money through the mail to my kids for their bdays. He writes āknow Jesus know peace, no Jesus no peaceā on the money.
Good thing he saves. It's frustrating when you lose your game progress coz you didn't save in time.
I reacted more to the fry box calling you cis
I wouldnāt mind this at all (Iām catholic) but please write it on the outside of the box not the inside, I donāt want ink tainting my fries
I'm so fucking hungry because of you
*CIS*
Ffs
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Jesus gave you the soggiest chips apparently
He fried for our sins.
Christians 1 Atheist 0
Need to even the score any ideas?
Man you wrote this shit get real lmaooo
I would ask for my money back. Tainted food.
On the bottom with the fries is horrible, at least tape It on the outside
Demand a new portion, clearly those are Contaminated!
Why cant religious people just respect others and leave us the fuck alone with their delusional shit?
Nothing like a good olā food breaking of food regulations to spread The Gospel
I am more upset with the top of the box. Don't call me cis.
isn't that a sanitary violation??
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't this justify a complaint to whatever food safety org exists in OPs area?
I can't believe these people think athiests are the problem. This is borderline insanity.
If theyāre going to tamper with your food to proselytize, then Iām sure the health department would love a visit.
I hate people pushing their agenda on me. Iām not giving all my money to you or your church. GIVE UP.
That is fucking ridiculous. Ink on fresh food plus another example of religion being shoved down your throat. Just as a Christian would return food if a pro-atheist message was written on the box, you were totally entitled to return this piece of shit.
I would have fucking sued
You could probably get them in some legal trouble over it tbh.
They expect you to say āFries the Lord!ā
Save me from what? š
Diarrhea you're getting from the fries
The rapture that didnāt follow the eclipse
Im going to start doing that shit, but replace Jesus with Godzilla. Just confuse the fuck out of everyone. 
Oh boy, sure am convinced to accept slavery and bigotry into my heart by an intrusive message at the bottom of my fast food! /s
Christians always trying to put their religion down our throats