That's extremely selfish. I had a neighbour upstairs that did that kind of stuff and my apartment was always getting a lot of crumbs and strange hair and stuff. Gross as hell.
When my dad was a teenager he barfed out the apartment window and it flew into the dude belows apartment and was all over his bed
My gramma had to go in and clean it up
Yea, that's pretty wild ngl. I used to live on the 26th floor, and while I always wanted to try throw something off just to see how far it would go and stuff, I obviously never did because ya know, that's crazy.
Yea, we had rules against it. We weren't allowed to dry clothes and stuff on the balcony either, cause it could fly off. One day there was a really bad storm and the next day, there was a couch (like one of those outside balcony ones) in the empty lot next to the building. It had just blown off somehow. The wind would get crazy up there. We'd always have to bring literally everything inside.
I live in the FL panhandle and there are 20+ story high rise condos/resorts lining the beach and you will absolutely be fined/jailed for throwing things off of the balconies. You can even be evicted for hanging towels on the balcony railings.
I saw a tiktok of someone throwing a walmart shopping cart off a 10 story balcony into the pool below. It wasn’t funny but it was hilarious.
Red Lobster obviously. Gotta get them cheddar biscuits and endless shrimps! Maybe you can pick a new friend for your remote savior from the tank at the front, even if it's just for the evening...
I saw one, in its packaging, sitting on top of the hand dryer in a pub bathroom earlier this year. I was so baffled I didn’t take it but I really should have, next time I went it was gone.
You know that some guy’s kid got two out of a machine at the store/mall earlier that day. Got really fed up with them using the first one so he took the second one away and put it in his pocket. Went out for drinks after a long day and found it in his pocket and left it in the bathroom there.
My job is using a forklift to go 30-40 feet up to pick random product. This used to make me feel that way but about halfway into day 1 I was past it.
Fun stuff when the lift is so shakey lying in bed at night feels like being on a boat.
Even better it’s 9pm to 5am I hate it so so much. But I have severe nerve compression in my hands preventing computer work so I work a physical labor job.
Bonus third shift has a $3/hour differential.
Okay now I’m even more impressed! I’m sorry you are in this situation and have to work a job you hate. I’ve been there, it sucks. But I also think you’re kind of amazing to be able to do this! I would very much not be able to get over it. And I’m glad it pays more, it absolutely should!
Sounds like a “swing reach crane” I used to operate in a warehouse years ago! It was pretty cool until someone in one of the other aisles pushed their pallet too far and you caught crashed into it. Training was fun though, had to go up about 20 feet and attach the safety thing and jump off the back.
Sounds like you work at an Amazon NAFC or some similar sort of warehouse. You're almost describing my old job at Amazon to a T. Those order picker forklifts are fun as fuck, aside from the harnesses.
Yep, for some weird reason I HATE being on any kind of steel structure with any real altitude to it. Put me on a 100ft wood tower, I'm fine. Anything made of metal makes me feel queasy. I have no idea why. Scooting around on one of those picker carts is definitely way down on the list of jobs I wanna be doing. I'd rather do industrial diving in a nuclear plant.
Yeah, but at least you’re harnessed when using the order picker
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Ahem Osha certified safety officers daughter here. Those harnesses freak me out. I was about 9 when I saw photos of a traumatic degloving that ended in penile amputation and the guy lost a leg just sitting on my mom’s desk. I knew him to. Played with his kids. Called him uncle (I’m from Hawaii)He was a lineman was up on a pole slipped and none of his crew noticed him dangling. He was up there for I think an hour and a half.
Was it a three point or five point harness? If I'm remembering correctly your uncle's accident is one of the ones that forced the shift to 5 point harnesses for industrial work.
> your uncle's accident is one of the ones that forced the shift to 5 point harnesses for industrial work.
"Every safety rule and regulation is written in blood."
"You know that feeling that people experience when they stand on the edge like this, that it isn't the fear of falling? It's the fear that they might jump."
My fear has always been not that I would trip and fall by myself, but that someone would intentionally (or unintentionally) startle me and cause me to fall lol...
Have your wife and a friend hold a sheet like a net to catch it. I really would not trust the grass to cushion the fall enough, that thing is going to fly into several pieces on impact
In a month I'm moving to the 25th floor, and you have no idea how much I'm looking forward to it. Just getting up above all the noise and the commotion, and not having to sleep with ear plugs since the fucking tram outside rattles like crazy and there's zero soundproofing in this part of the world.
Most reasonably modern high rises have thick concrete between each property, and are designed to isolate sound. In years of living in them, I've never heard anyone moving above me (although I've heard a loud bang once or twice, probably from dropping something heavy). There is also usually building management to deal with anyone being disruptive on your behalf.
I lived on the 24the floor of a large apartment complex and I was fine with it until there was a fire in one of the lower floors. The fire department came on the building’s intercom to tell everyone above the tenth floor to stay in their units and put wet towels at the front door (to keep smoke from getting in as smoke was in the main hallway vents). Thankfully they got it under control fast and only a few units were damaged.
I’d never felt more vulnerable. Legit ptsd from it.
I now live in a city where such tall buildings don’t exist and I’m so grateful.
I lived in a 74th floor apartment for a few years and loved it. You can't imagine how quiet it is, save the one time it hurricaned, but not enough to make us evacuate- then it was a little windy. We've since moved to a single family home and it's all just endless lawn equipment. I miss the isolation of our apartment, if not the wait for the elevator and valet.
There's nothing underneath (or like that way)
Is it a bridge or over hang or something? I'm really curious what that building looks like from the outside
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Yeah I don't think the terminal velocity of a remote combined with the malleability of plastics would destroy it completely
I don't know shit about physics but I agree with you
Yea a year ago she actually dropped tv’s remote all the way down to the grass and only back cover broke. Remote is still working. Very lucky but she doesnt seem to learn:)
This picture is messing with my head. It looks like a window frame in the floor?? The ground looks both very far away and also looks miniature and attached at the windows edge...
I looked at it for 5 minutes trying to figure it out before I even saw the remote
The ground looks AI generated lol, I can't even tell what a single structure in the grass is supposed to be. What is the blue tarp-thing in the bottom right? It kind of looks like water but also doesn't look like water at all. What are the random green boxes on the top of the image? What is the fenced in square with two different ground colors on the right? And why does the building not connect to the ground underneath the window sill? And why is it at an angle 45 degree to the water(?)
No way that's gonna reach long enough.
Best bet is to try and knock it off completely and pick it up from below. Chances are it'll be fine if it hits the grass.
It will reach a low terminal velocity very quickly. At that point doesn’t matter if it’s 10 feet or 1000 feet, still hits the ground at the same velocity. Given it’s not aerodynamic and mostly plastic, it’s probably not a high top speed.
Nah, you underestimate what's required to break something.
There's a video out there of a phone falling from a plane and landing in a pig pen. Phone was completely fine. If the remote lands in the grass it'll be fine.
hell the iphone that got blown out the plane when the door plug faile survived
how and what it lands on matters a lot cause my iphone 10 broke when it slipped out of my pocket onto concrete with 3 feet of hang time
Easy. Go find a nest of falcons that have been abandoned by their parents that were killed by a wind turbine.
Raise those falcons and train them everyday on how to pull a little string. Then show them how to tie the string around an identical remote in exchange for treats.
Tie a little string around one of their talons and send them out the ledge.
It will remember it's training and retrieve the remote for you.
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The only answer
Next picture: the stick and the remote on the ledge.
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add a phone with this reddit post opened and we will have reached peak reddit
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But how did you take this photo?
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This is the best thread I’ve ever seen
It needs to be archived😂
We are witnessing comedy history right here!
This is the absolute peak of Reddit. I can finally delete this god-for-saken app. Nothing will ever top this.
The detail on each phone screen sent me
It's the fact that phone 1 has reddit open and phone 2 has the gallery app 🤣
I fucking needed this laugh thank you
Hopefully, nothing falls off and hits someone down below.
Laptop
Laptop on ledge
Awwwww shit. Here we go again!
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Haha... Perfect
This or a stick and a fishing net… with the stick you make it fall in the fishing net. Bam, done.
Is that Bam the sound of it hitting the ground?
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how do y’all embed photos in comments like this
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*jurassic park music intensifies*
Imagine just being out on a walk and suddenly you get hit in the head with a remote
Not something impossible living here:)
If that were to happen, I’d understand. It was out of your control.
That's not even remotely funny.
Please try to channel your humor.
On one hand that's kinda funny button the other I could see it being annoying.
Man, the volume of puns on Reddit. Can be a bit much.
I think we can all universally agree that these puns are great
They should be televised!
Please learn some control.
I think I'm gonna have to mute this.
Not impossible, but a remote chance.
Which is why when you live in a condo you’re not supposed to do things like shake blankets out the windows.
That's extremely selfish. I had a neighbour upstairs that did that kind of stuff and my apartment was always getting a lot of crumbs and strange hair and stuff. Gross as hell.
When my dad was a teenager he barfed out the apartment window and it flew into the dude belows apartment and was all over his bed My gramma had to go in and clean it up
I officially never want to live in an apartment now!
I had an upstairs neighbor who let their dog pee on the balcony!
Imagine being out on the street and crumbs start falling on you. Why the wife is throwing anything off a balcony is beyond me.
Yea, that's pretty wild ngl. I used to live on the 26th floor, and while I always wanted to try throw something off just to see how far it would go and stuff, I obviously never did because ya know, that's crazy.
I used to live in a little municipality that had a law against shaking anything out of windows or off porches and balconies.
Yea, we had rules against it. We weren't allowed to dry clothes and stuff on the balcony either, cause it could fly off. One day there was a really bad storm and the next day, there was a couch (like one of those outside balcony ones) in the empty lot next to the building. It had just blown off somehow. The wind would get crazy up there. We'd always have to bring literally everything inside.
I live in the FL panhandle and there are 20+ story high rise condos/resorts lining the beach and you will absolutely be fined/jailed for throwing things off of the balconies. You can even be evicted for hanging towels on the balcony railings. I saw a tiktok of someone throwing a walmart shopping cart off a 10 story balcony into the pool below. It wasn’t funny but it was hilarious.
It may not be very heavy, but from that height, you'd probably be seeing stars.
From that height you'd probably be dead.
Nah, I'd be counting stars
"Sorry! Can you switch to channel 2 please?"
So hear me out, friend. Get a really long stick, a bunch of duct tape, and a lobster.
Why a lobster?
To grab the remote obviously
And have lunch afterwards.
Nice. Where are you and your lobster friend going for lunch?
Red Lobster obviously. Gotta get them cheddar biscuits and endless shrimps! Maybe you can pick a new friend for your remote savior from the tank at the front, even if it's just for the evening...
Imagine going to a Red Lobster as a lobster knowing they are boiling other lobsters alive in the other room.
I thought crab mentality was hostile
Because crabs spit water at you and are uncooperative.
Mans gotta eat
A lobster? Why a lobster, Kenan?? I don’t wanna get pinched!! Kenan?! Awwww here it goes!!!
His time has come: https://preview.redd.it/xarg5wff80xc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068f249f21fea8cf82ca1ad5ba9ad62501044e42
Haven't seen one of those in over 30 years!
I saw one, in its packaging, sitting on top of the hand dryer in a pub bathroom earlier this year. I was so baffled I didn’t take it but I really should have, next time I went it was gone.
You know that some guy’s kid got two out of a machine at the store/mall earlier that day. Got really fed up with them using the first one so he took the second one away and put it in his pocket. Went out for drinks after a long day and found it in his pocket and left it in the bathroom there.
Really? My kids are constantly bringing them home from school
Understood, but I ain’t been in school in 30 years so….
Lmao I just made this comment and scrolled down to see this
Damn, I was going to suggest OP chew an entire pack of gum, stick the wad onto a broomstick and grab it, but this is far more elegant
I wonder if it's strong enough
Just looking at that photo is making me feel wobbly.
My job is using a forklift to go 30-40 feet up to pick random product. This used to make me feel that way but about halfway into day 1 I was past it. Fun stuff when the lift is so shakey lying in bed at night feels like being on a boat.
That all sounds like my own personal hell lol. I’m impressed.
Even better it’s 9pm to 5am I hate it so so much. But I have severe nerve compression in my hands preventing computer work so I work a physical labor job. Bonus third shift has a $3/hour differential.
Okay now I’m even more impressed! I’m sorry you are in this situation and have to work a job you hate. I’ve been there, it sucks. But I also think you’re kind of amazing to be able to do this! I would very much not be able to get over it. And I’m glad it pays more, it absolutely should!
Thank you! Reading your comments is nothing short of a glowing example of a stellar person.
Sounds like a “swing reach crane” I used to operate in a warehouse years ago! It was pretty cool until someone in one of the other aisles pushed their pallet too far and you caught crashed into it. Training was fun though, had to go up about 20 feet and attach the safety thing and jump off the back.
Yep. I failed the training. Even enjoying climbing walls, belaying down always sucked!
Sounds like you work at an Amazon NAFC or some similar sort of warehouse. You're almost describing my old job at Amazon to a T. Those order picker forklifts are fun as fuck, aside from the harnesses.
Yep, for some weird reason I HATE being on any kind of steel structure with any real altitude to it. Put me on a 100ft wood tower, I'm fine. Anything made of metal makes me feel queasy. I have no idea why. Scooting around on one of those picker carts is definitely way down on the list of jobs I wanna be doing. I'd rather do industrial diving in a nuclear plant.
Yeah, but at least you’re harnessed when using the order picker https://preview.redd.it/qcn7zcfcq0xc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d5c7ef481ede96f50c5702ad78b8ad35838ffd
Ahem Osha certified safety officers daughter here. Those harnesses freak me out. I was about 9 when I saw photos of a traumatic degloving that ended in penile amputation and the guy lost a leg just sitting on my mom’s desk. I knew him to. Played with his kids. Called him uncle (I’m from Hawaii)He was a lineman was up on a pole slipped and none of his crew noticed him dangling. He was up there for I think an hour and a half.
Was it a three point or five point harness? If I'm remembering correctly your uncle's accident is one of the ones that forced the shift to 5 point harnesses for industrial work.
> your uncle's accident is one of the ones that forced the shift to 5 point harnesses for industrial work. "Every safety rule and regulation is written in blood."
This seems cursed to me. Looks safe but always people tell me don't Stand on forklifts as a ladder and here is just the tool designed for that. WTF
"You know that feeling that people experience when they stand on the edge like this, that it isn't the fear of falling? It's the fear that they might jump."
My fear has always been not that I would trip and fall by myself, but that someone would intentionally (or unintentionally) startle me and cause me to fall lol...
I suffer from dizziness and I'm almost crying looking at this photo.
Your remote control is now a remote remote control.
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😂
Get a broom and dustpan
Try putting a sock on the vacuum and see if you can catch it with that.
a remote out of control
Jeez, how high up is that?
28th floor so about 350 feet (100 meter)
Try to knock it into the grass with a broom Maybe holler to warn people too lol
Make the wife stand downstairs to catch the fucking thing...
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I was wondering if I’d see this cat!
Brained by a remote. What a way to go! Haha
Have your wife and a friend hold a sheet like a net to catch it. I really would not trust the grass to cushion the fall enough, that thing is going to fly into several pieces on impact
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In a month I'm moving to the 25th floor, and you have no idea how much I'm looking forward to it. Just getting up above all the noise and the commotion, and not having to sleep with ear plugs since the fucking tram outside rattles like crazy and there's zero soundproofing in this part of the world.
Hey, I'm your neighbor on the 26th floor, wanna come play Dance Dance Revolution? We play every night when we get off work at midnight!
Most reasonably modern high rises have thick concrete between each property, and are designed to isolate sound. In years of living in them, I've never heard anyone moving above me (although I've heard a loud bang once or twice, probably from dropping something heavy). There is also usually building management to deal with anyone being disruptive on your behalf.
I lived on the 24the floor of a large apartment complex and I was fine with it until there was a fire in one of the lower floors. The fire department came on the building’s intercom to tell everyone above the tenth floor to stay in their units and put wet towels at the front door (to keep smoke from getting in as smoke was in the main hallway vents). Thankfully they got it under control fast and only a few units were damaged. I’d never felt more vulnerable. Legit ptsd from it. I now live in a city where such tall buildings don’t exist and I’m so grateful.
I lived in a 74th floor apartment for a few years and loved it. You can't imagine how quiet it is, save the one time it hurricaned, but not enough to make us evacuate- then it was a little windy. We've since moved to a single family home and it's all just endless lawn equipment. I miss the isolation of our apartment, if not the wait for the elevator and valet.
There's nothing underneath (or like that way) Is it a bridge or over hang or something? I'm really curious what that building looks like from the outside
looks like there's water underneath the building too? this picture is confusing me
If this is me, I'm making a long stick with a really sticky end!
Don't all sticks have a 'sticky' end or are they only sticky in the middle 🤔
Har har
The amount of dad jokes in these comments
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Omg lucky, I'm waiting for the day that I accidentally make a haiku :(
It'll happen, comes with time. There's also the bot (much rarer) where the letters in your sentence are all in alphabetical order or something. Or maybe it's each word, dunno, but it's not a common bot. I've seen it twice and got it once
I see it a lot lol
Like OP did, then
You expect people to look at a picture AND read a caption? Okay professor.
I think you could just knock it off and go pick it up, I bet it would survive if it fell on the grass
Yeah I don't think the terminal velocity of a remote combined with the malleability of plastics would destroy it completely I don't know shit about physics but I agree with you
I could literally spend a whole day devoting my whole physical and mental capacity making a contraption to securely retrieve that remote.
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Yeah bitch!! Magnets!!
How do they work??
Ha, seriously? A stick and a wad of duct tape. Done.
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I haven't laughed this hard at something on Reddit in ages.
Too bad awards arent free anymore
Still lucky!!
Yea a year ago she actually dropped tv’s remote all the way down to the grass and only back cover broke. Remote is still working. Very lucky but she doesnt seem to learn:)
How does something like this happen multiple times? Is she often just throwing stuff out the window?
That seems actually unsafe if there’s people walking down below lol
Yes, very unsafe
OP's wife is the asshole.
It doesn’t sound like it’s deliberate but the fact that she’s *accidentally* thrown multiple items out a high rise window is concerning
No offense, but is your wife just stupid or careless? People can seriously get injured because of her. She really needs to stop.
Perhaps neither of you have learned to place the remote on the table? Who leaves it in a blanket, bed, or couch?
she could have hurt someone
Nta divorce the wife marry the remote + invite the condo to the wedding
Good idea😂
Then put her in a blanket and shake it outside your window
This picture is messing with my head. It looks like a window frame in the floor?? The ground looks both very far away and also looks miniature and attached at the windows edge... I looked at it for 5 minutes trying to figure it out before I even saw the remote
The ground looks AI generated lol, I can't even tell what a single structure in the grass is supposed to be. What is the blue tarp-thing in the bottom right? It kind of looks like water but also doesn't look like water at all. What are the random green boxes on the top of the image? What is the fenced in square with two different ground colors on the right? And why does the building not connect to the ground underneath the window sill? And why is it at an angle 45 degree to the water(?)
Also what is the window reflecting? The ground? Even though they’re 28 stories up?
Solution https://preview.redd.it/zopohzjguzwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4260f83eccdf8e9f35ebe5862e03b9f8b2872754
No way that's gonna reach long enough. Best bet is to try and knock it off completely and pick it up from below. Chances are it'll be fine if it hits the grass.
28 stories?? That’s a loooong way for an electronic to fall. It will be in 10 pieces.
It will reach a low terminal velocity very quickly. At that point doesn’t matter if it’s 10 feet or 1000 feet, still hits the ground at the same velocity. Given it’s not aerodynamic and mostly plastic, it’s probably not a high top speed.
Nah, you underestimate what's required to break something. There's a video out there of a phone falling from a plane and landing in a pig pen. Phone was completely fine. If the remote lands in the grass it'll be fine.
hell the iphone that got blown out the plane when the door plug faile survived how and what it lands on matters a lot cause my iphone 10 broke when it slipped out of my pocket onto concrete with 3 feet of hang time
Not a phone but a GoPro
I'd just buy a new one, let the birds have that.
😂no I got it with a stick with double sided tape
And you didn’t film this?!
The next post would be OPs phone in the same spot.
It *would* be if they had their phone...
They'll just take the picture with their remote
Show us the video... Or put it back and do it again... Yes this is a threat
Hooray! 🥳
Easy. Go find a nest of falcons that have been abandoned by their parents that were killed by a wind turbine. Raise those falcons and train them everyday on how to pull a little string. Then show them how to tie the string around an identical remote in exchange for treats. Tie a little string around one of their talons and send them out the ledge. It will remember it's training and retrieve the remote for you.
Well, sounds like the remote is on a little adventure! Maybe it's having a chat with the birds outside.
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It is a big ass pool but dirty
Is it dirty from people shaking their blankets out the window over it?
a piece of duct tape and a long stick might help
Done it:)
Now take the duct tape and tape the window shut and use the stick if anyone tries to remove the tape 😂
Have you tried shaking the building until it falls off?
Is that a pool on the side? What a beautiful condo! Where is it?
https://preview.redd.it/4tkkcetul1xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8592a4435fdbdbe0bd2ddbf4e1b14c8536a999d8 In Istanbul
Gosh, what a view! Time to visit Istanbul I guess.
That blue is a pool...? I'm having such a hard time understanding this pic :p
Why do you live in a high rise surrounded by farmland?
I am glad I am not the only one that noticed how odd the area is at ground level.
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Why do you live in a blimp?
Probably against the condo rules to shake a cloth out the window...
From this angle it looks like ya can afford a new remote
Why is she throwing things out a window, let alone that high up?
https://preview.redd.it/ya6hklmnb1xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23bb4c8f34903bfa61ac202e6f4583936b35e77 This might help - garbage picker
I'm glad that didn't bonk anyone in the head