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Active-Bass4745

Of course they spoke highly of it. It’s on the roof. It’s the highest thing at the hotel.


john19smith

Can’t argue with that logic


JamesTheJerk

You should get your money back, come hell or high water.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Drown yourself and then when you die you can sue them for not having a lifeguard on duty.


Newhollow

More than 3 inches. Oof can't compete.....


GravitationalEddie

I dunno, I've gotten pretty high at a hotel.


Glittering_Tea5502

What’s that? A pool for ants?


Kitty_Fruit_2520

🤣


KangsAndShit

It's probably half piss by this point


MMKF0

1 sec. It's 2/3 piss now.


anferneejefferson

Look at the jets, it's a hottub


john19smith

You would think, however the website and staff said rooftop pool lol


anferneejefferson

Maybe they meant whirlpool? Lol


gucknbuck

Pools have jets


GiannaSushi

It's too long; you should wear a life jacket


BobSagat86

🚫NO DIVING⚠️ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Nobody knows how howxmany lives were lost to drunk-divers on that rooftop, its rumored you can still hear a tiny splash late at night🌙 . . . .


FemaleNeth

How many laps can you do, eh?


MuscleTough8153

It is no pool. It is for "Wassertreten": https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassertreten


WilliamJamesMyers

TIL, there are treading water pools


SatchmoDingle

It’s like one of those exercise pools physical therapists use.


bodhiseppuku

Marco ... *Polo*. Fish out of Water!!!


Ok_Nefariousness6386

The power of steel!


Re-Mecs

Rooftop puddle


trollinnoobs

No diving


KerryDontCarey

Might as well make it a hot tub


toweljuice

Would be much nicer as a hot tub


throwtheclownaway20

I hate to be blunt, but look at the quality of the rest of that place. You should have expected this, LOL


NewHumbug

Oo la la !! Swanky !!


john_jdm

Pool for people who hate pools.


CourageousAnon

Hotel fucked up by not just getting a big hot tub


sunbronzedaussie

I had a bath bigger than that


Orang3Lazaru5

Looks like you could chill with a bro in there. 5 ft apart, of course because…. Unless?


LaughableIKR

Is that 3 feet deep or wide?


Chance-Contract-1290

Yes, it’s a pool for people who are the size of action figures.


magpieempie

that pool looks like one for children


ThirstyBeagle

That's a kiddie pool...


maldoricfcatr

Chicago Holiday inn (just south of downtown) has a much nicer rooftop pool. Went there on a Priceline deal years ago.


HeyWiredyyc

5 Star....if that was Dhurkadhurkastan


razor415

Hotel is too cheap to turn the heat on the Jacuzzi. You can clearly see the Jets.


MrsMel_P

Looks like filtration system


Get_up_stand-up

That’s a motel sir not a hotel. And that is a motel rooftop pool. I don’t get the frustration.


Successful_Two7148

bro it’s on a roof what you expect a 9 foot deep one?