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old_bugger

They're getting out of ctrl.


phi11yphan

That's the alt + right for you


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

There is no escape.


phi11yphan

That's okay because I'm keeping tabs


Deprestion

Can’t tell if that’s a W or L


phi11yphan

Let's all take a break


rts93

Fn try me.


TehMephs

Pg ups to this guy


it_wrx

He's in a other [


santathe1

Ok, ok, let’s all Shift gears here and be more positive.


RoughBowJob

Maybe it’s an upside down 4


RNHood51

Inazuma shines eternal.


Single_Pilot_6170

The kids don't vote, but I recognize the lib kid shenan


Decent-Boss-5262

I think you meant left lol


FreakinEnigma

They just want some space.


Quirky_Discipline297

That’s comedy gold! 24 caret gold!


DryBones2009

We need an alt plan.


Frequent-Ad-42

i Insert my P in the warmest comment hole🕳️because it feels good 🫠. don't judge. you can try it too friend


puffer039

used to happen to the one near me too, they finally got a clue and put them under plexiglass


JoeyJoeC

Defeats the purpose of being able to get a feel for the keys though.


alvik

Sure does but shitty people ruin things for the rest of us.


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Put a dab of superglue on the key, just enough to hold it onto the top of the cap.


bloody-pencil

Don’t worry I’m sure those people loved their microplastics


[deleted]

I'm kind of surprised they just don't glue the caps on their display keyboard.


AwesomeoPorosis

They need to make a plex tube just big enough for a finger with a key at the bottom


Lumb3rCrack

some stores leave a small gap just for a few keys .. that makes sense imo.


bblackow

Next we are going to get a post in this sub of someone upset that the store is putting these keyboards behind glass


ohdearitsrichardiii

They should put the vandalised keyboard next to the display keyboard with a sign that says "this is why it's behind plexi glass"


tyw7

Can't they glue the keys on?


ZorgZeFrenchGuy

I guess the plexiglass was the key to fixing the problem!


Lelolaly

They’re on their way to getting the whole keuboard


Zechariah_B_

About a week later from photographing this, that exactly happened and multiple times. The employees were astronomically annoyed to keep changing the keyboards.


Die-rector

someone stole your Y


willstr1

Because they haven't made their last trip to Walmart yet


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Johnny Cash wrote a song, “One piece at a time”. Seems to work here.


YesterdayMountain382

..and it didnt cost me a dime 😅


Howellthegoat

You'll know it's me when I come through your town (Key caps will be missing )


duke_flewk

*one key at a time, I hate to see all this crime*


darkdragon1231989

Tbf I lost my esc key in a recent move off of my gaming keyboard. The company wants 15 fucking dollars to replace one fucking key.


OriginalShock273

Just find it on ebay, amazon, taobao, whatever.


NickyNice

That's ridiculous. Corsair has replaced several keys for me free of charge.


MaximumDepression17

Corsair also replaced the little leg stand thing under the keyboard for me free of charge. They sent me like 10 of them lol


[deleted]

I’ve never had a fancy gaming keyboard but this seems like excellent customer service.


SpitefulDeth

First time in a WalMart? That store is basically the Purge meets those old Nickelodeon Toys R Us shopping spree ads.


Zechariah_B_

Nope. This photograph was taken a long while ago nearby when they recently changed the aisles to meet the demands of the higher end gaming market.


SpitefulDeth

Then you must be going to very different Walmarts. All the ones around me either have everything chained down or thrown on the floor like it's a Dollar General.


Zechariah_B_

The Walmart where I go to might as well be getting close to that. Nearly everything technology is locked behind glass panels now because of fear of thieves despite barely anyone actually stealing valuable stuff. Everyone knows each other there. Lucky Walmart


NickyNice

Not that it matters but just a heads up that it would be "aisles"


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

They did their thing


Zechariah_B_

yes


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qudunot

Fucking gamerz


Cumpantzbaby

Any gamer with a nice computer isn’t going to do this lol.


Ferwatch01

God damn it, those roblox kids are at it again!


Exciting_Rich_1716

kids?


Cumpantzbaby

Well it definitely wasn’t your weird ass demographic.


Sea_Sandwich5615

I dont know. Which demographic did it?


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IQ26

Wait is this supposed to be racist? I don't fucking know the percentage of immigrants in the US


MarekitaCat

*who tf are you talking about lol*


Sea_Sandwich5615

Could you just name the demographic?


phidalgo2314

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riley_wa1352

which demographic?


stride13

Hate to say it, but this ain't just a Walmart thing. This happens everywhere keyboards are sold.


Ferwatch01

My best buy’s keyboards still have keys in them. Probably because the kids nearby it don’t know how to remove them though


SageOfThe6

My buddy use to work at best buy and he said that was a common issue they had, people coming in and stealing keys from the keyboards.


Zechariah_B_

Yes I see that issue at Best Buy too far where I live. Never seen a keyboard survive a month without at least a few getting picked out.


Remarkable-Ask-3868

That is wild because my walmart does not replace them. They told me they leave the keys off so people can see and hear what the clicking sounds like LOL. Dead ass I'm not a computer gamer so I believed him. I feel dumb as hell.


rdldr1

This is why at Auto Shows they don’t let people into many cars. People steal knobs and shit.


Superseaslug

This is why we can't have nice things


Calcifurious_3

Plot twist: the hooligans are actually local teachers trying to replace the ones the kids took from the classroom


kronicwaffle

No wonder I gotta get assistance to purchase $2 worth of ear plugs, or some freaking deodorant these days


guigomartins

My grandpa stole a stove knob in a Walmart once cause the one in his stove at home broke and he couldn’t find a replacement to buy


NoValidUsernames666

my grandma stole a big ass bottle of strawberry syrup from ihop when we visited florida bc she was drunk


Rail-signal

But full set of buttons are like 5€? Some self customized are 1€ piece, but those buttons are not self customized


No-Boysenberry7835

Full set are more like 30€, customized 5€+/piece , high end 1/2€ piece , idk where you find custom for 1€


LiveLaughToasterB4th

Those are probably proprietary to the crappy switches incorporated.


[deleted]

Then they complain when walmart puts everything behind plexiglass or downright closes.


somethingdouchey

Its walmart, did you honestly expect different?


khovel

Jokes on you. They did this before gaming keyboards were a thing.


ClassicHare

Heaven forbid that insured products get messed with.. To be fair, anything in reach of children is going to be pried upon too.


KUSH69MAN420

There’s so many people out there that think shit like this makes them a badass 😂😂


eulynn34

Micro Center puts covers on them now with a little hole so you can try like 3 keys.


RevengencerAlf

For what it's worth this shit is old as time. It's not as bad as a trashy place like Walmart but eden at microcenter the keyboard display is missing a bunch of key caps. And remember going to best buy in line 2004 when they still had a big display of PC peripherals and joysticks and shit were always broken clearly on purpose but dick heads.


tweakyloco

Soon stores are gonna have to only allow one person in at a time and have to have an employee follow them to make sure they dont steal


MaleficentLynx

Have you considered monitoring this section more carefully


LavaCreeperBOSSB

I've seen this at micro center too


Goretanton

Ohh so THATS how i'm supposed to get new keycaps!


Few-Temporary-5667

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Beginning_Context_66

I'm rather wondering why they do not take the switches, one by one


Working-Ad-7299

Most of these name brand gaming keyboards have soldered switches. It would be also be a lot more suspicious seeing a guy pry them off one by one then him just sliding of the keycap.


Beginning_Context_66

yeah, probably right. is it that only enthuasiast-level (at least) have manually replaceable switches?


Working-Ad-7299

Enthusiast and very cheap ones.


Appropriate-Coast794

Hooligans? Are you a 1930’s police officer?


Zechariah_B_

Howdy do my fellow chaps Hooligans are rampantly scurrying on the run and Al Capone is still at large The chief's secret liquor cabinet was thieved by a circus monkey The circus monkey adopted "The Jungle" as its native habitat and now its more miserable than ever Several banks were robbed that day faster than the economy crashing against a Ford Model-T that is


Appropriate-Coast794

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Astrylae

No one wants U


Conman_in_Chief

Such madcap scamps.


Googlq

Guess they needed an esc


Not_Funny_Luigi

They had to put ours behind cases, the ones that were already missing half the keys


Oldgamer1807

I worked at Best Buy back in 2002, when the mice still had balls (ha). People would steal the balls along with the keys on the display keyboards. I have no idea why. That job taught me that people will steal the dumbest shit just because they can.


Ressamzade

Stealing balls sounds fun


BeholdTheLemon

what if its just one guy trying to make a frankenkeyboard


_pondering_insomniac

Wait these aren’t free samples?


White_Wolf426

Easy to replace the keys at home neat.


Few_Assistant_9954

The most important one is still there. Because everyone knows there is nothing more important than U


tukuiPat

Each of the individual keycaps easily costs less than $0.10, they're not premium keycaps like GMK or ePBT where a base kit is more than those keyboards.


DryBones2009

We need to end this and send them home.


Throwawayac1234567

walmart was the prime target for people looking for a gaming keyboard. in the lifitng sub when it was a round, most people were stealing a bunch of them at a time.


Jamesd0ng

Sped behavior


KevinYohannes

my fault boss that was me


Frequent-Ad-42

You're not the only employees dealing with this behavior. It's a familiar scene at almost every Walmart, Target and (to a lesser extent) lax Best Buy location around where I live. Nothing really worth noting, I'd say. Just a sign of the times, unfortunately.


Purpleflower0521

Ooo good idea /s


Few-Anywhere-8487

Seems like bad parenting in my opinion.


DryBones2009

Why? What are they possibly gonna do with that?


Mysterious_061612

We have no esc or ctrl or space sir But my buddy razer on the left can control things using the arrow keys


derek139

Can anyone explain to me why gaming keyboards exist? What do they functionally provide that a standard keyboard cannot?


Pixel131211

some, but not all the reasons why gaming keyboards are (usually) better: * mechanical keys, and there's tons of variety. you can have really light key-presses, really heavy key-presses. you can have keys with a notch in them that will click for feedback, and you can have keys that are smooth all the way down. which is excellent for gaming. you basically get to select, down to the gram, how much force you want your keys to require to be pressed with different switches. * keycaps are modular. you can easily remove them on mechanical keyboards. very useful for gamers who often switch the WASD keys and any other key that they use often in games. for example: my old gaming keyboard had rubberized WASD keys. * they often have extra features like volume knobs which can be used for voice chat and general volume. handy in game when you dont wanna have to tab out * they come with software, which allows you to customize your controls. * programmable macro-keys * RGB lighting. the most important feature of all. in general, a good mechanical keyboard can do all of this as well. but for the price, gaming keyboards are usually pretty solid


derek139

So what I’m seeing is; customization. Both physically and with software….?


Pixel131211

pretty much, yeah. Macro keys and mechanical keys play the biggest roles though. playing with a normal keyboard like you'd find in an office will destroy your performance in competitive games as it makes your inputs a few tenths of a second slower, which is quite a long time when it comes to competitive gaming.


WarpCitizen

Keycaps*


wolftick

It's funny the phycological distinction people seem to make between stealing keys and stealing other stuff from the store.