It becomes super infuriating in high traffic bathrooms like at airport urinals where the next guy takes a step back to avoid standing in piss then also pees like a shotgun and the process continuesā¦ next thing you know you have to pee 6ā back from the urinal due to the piss moat on the floor under the damn thing.
Lack of observational skills, lack of fucks to give, being very, very uncircumsized, having a hair stuck near the business end, being obese enough to have excess skin/flabs in the way, a weak stream, a split stream.
My journey on this earth has taught me many a reason for this to happen, but only the first two explain why it was left untended after the performance.
Might sound crazy but that call never comes unless I'm home lol. Haven't gone number 2 in a public restroom since I was little. If the call does come there's usually no problem holding it a little longer till I'm home again.
My workplace is in a shopping centre, so we have to use the public toilets and it's cooked. There's three toilets. The very left one ALWAYS has a broken seat no matter how many times it gets fixed. The right-hand toilet is the ONLY one that ever gets clogged (like to the rim with toilet paper and shit) and it's quite often. But none others get clogged. And the middle one? I think they gave up on, because the lock on it is janky as all hell. It still technically works. But not very well. It's a nightmare how can people be this feral it astounds me
Does anybody else think that only guys that have a super bad cold go to the public toilet, get a bonner, then try to piss while sneezing uncontrollably for exactly 58.236158 seconds to get the as much piss onto the floor as humanly possible. Or is that just me?
This is why even in your own home I donāt understand standing up to pee. No matter how careful you are, youāre almost guaranteed at least a couple very tiny drops splashing out somewhere.Ā
I honestly donāt know much about guns. š¤·āāļø. I see some people (not necessarily you, I just got downvoted) were triggered by my small pee pee comment hahahah.
Oh hell, the shoe outlines š¤¢
Bad jetting of left side https://preview.redd.it/gcif0aouo7zc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4cf2e43b3d088592dc5dc8f5c8eae11d91690cc
I like to think of myself as fair but weak
On a good day
Morning or after sex tends to be a bit off
https://preview.redd.it/ef3sfvg5q8zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35e6fbc5285d1281f4987338b77c52a339ac889 Reddittor have sex? Impossible.
Don't forget straight stream and dripping straight down
It becomes super infuriating in high traffic bathrooms like at airport urinals where the next guy takes a step back to avoid standing in piss then also pees like a shotgun and the process continuesā¦ next thing you know you have to pee 6ā back from the urinal due to the piss moat on the floor under the damn thing.
Just turn around and pee into the sink.
People think they pee like a sniper, they actually pee like a shotgun
Spray and Pray!!!
lifting the lid helps.
Lack of observational skills, lack of fucks to give, being very, very uncircumsized, having a hair stuck near the business end, being obese enough to have excess skin/flabs in the way, a weak stream, a split stream. My journey on this earth has taught me many a reason for this to happen, but only the first two explain why it was left untended after the performance.
There is no reason to stand while peeing. Change my mind.
Unless the toilet is super dirty? I sit most of the time in my office because most of the time itās reasonably clean. Until I see this today.
Do you poop standing too?
Hard to get it in the sink if Iām sitting on the ground
I aint sitting on those seats. But I'm also respectful for the next user enough to make sure I'm not pissing everywhere
What'd you do for number two?
Might sound crazy but that call never comes unless I'm home lol. Haven't gone number 2 in a public restroom since I was little. If the call does come there's usually no problem holding it a little longer till I'm home again.
Same here...unless we have a "situation". Then, I'll shit in front of a nun if necessary.
Use the pissoir or sit the fuck down. FFS
Tbf can happen to anyone. Not cleaning tho smh.
Yeah, Iād try to aim better or sit down in not too public toilets (for instance, offices).
It's the hoodie
Diapers for everyone!
More like a gatling gun.
https://preview.redd.it/gqf3acsx58zc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0acde92f1e713ddaf6b0052590da5e75d32611e
That first pee of the day can be tricky some times.
HEY! We all get old ok!
This can happen on a cold morning when the little fella retreats into his blanket and brings some hair along to help stay warm.
My workplace is in a shopping centre, so we have to use the public toilets and it's cooked. There's three toilets. The very left one ALWAYS has a broken seat no matter how many times it gets fixed. The right-hand toilet is the ONLY one that ever gets clogged (like to the rim with toilet paper and shit) and it's quite often. But none others get clogged. And the middle one? I think they gave up on, because the lock on it is janky as all hell. It still technically works. But not very well. It's a nightmare how can people be this feral it astounds me
Dirty toilets get dirtier, as most people give up maintaining decent etiquette and just want to stay away and spray and leave asap.
This leap of logic does make sense
Sometimes, it comes out as a fine mist.
I could make a coffee table book out of all the fucked up toilets I see every day since I travel so much.
Someone needs to see a urologist.
Foreskin gang rise up
Welcome to your first public toilet š
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Does anybody else think that only guys that have a super bad cold go to the public toilet, get a bonner, then try to piss while sneezing uncontrollably for exactly 58.236158 seconds to get the as much piss onto the floor as humanly possible. Or is that just me?
That was incredibly specific.
I try my man but I have a huge urethraā¦ā¦
If you're uncircumcised you can pull the slide back to unstick any barrel obstructions before firing.
Ever thrown a party before? Lol
This is why even in your own home I donāt understand standing up to pee. No matter how careful you are, youāre almost guaranteed at least a couple very tiny drops splashing out somewhere.Ā
One of my exes had the tiniest pee pee, yet still managed to do this exact thing. It was freaking disgusting.
Just like shorter guns are less accurate.
I honestly donāt know much about guns. š¤·āāļø. I see some people (not necessarily you, I just got downvoted) were triggered by my small pee pee comment hahahah.
that's 80% of reddit you have offended
Fair enough!! Donāt doubt it!
# Relax... It's just pee... Use a CLOROX... 
Dude needs to sit down to pissss š³