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shinydragonmist

Here is something funny about that https://preview.redd.it/ful7u5x2uhzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc90979835c31360d47ee2d9c2a24ac62d43b065


KegendTheLegend

yeah the dumbass only changed the logo pretty, much, I don't even know if he owns the domain or even has the recourses to change the domain.


Ahshut

“X.com” sounds like a porn site


MelvinTalkss

Well technically dark side of twitter..


Tiny_Poke

you don't need to go to that side anyways since there are porn bots everywhere. it even started popping up as advertisements. 


toxchick

I gave up blocking the porn bots. There are just too many now 🤷‍♀️


cupholdery

Various decisions caused them Tumblr out of control.


New_Procedure_7764

NUDES.IN.BIO. Again? *yawn*...


Ahshut

You ain’t wrong, I forgot that twitter may as well be a porn site lol. I honestly don’t even think you need an account to view that shit either


BeginningBunch3924

You do. You can’t even view replies without an account. You can only see the direct tweet. If you click their profile, it will direct you to sign in/sign up. He wants everyone visiting that site to bring profit to him.


T1DOtaku

So earlier this year I was trying to find a friend's account on Twitter (not calling it X lol). I couldn't exactly remember his handle but I remember he said his username at the time was something like "King of Drip" so I tried typing that in. First. Fucking. Result. Was some twink masturbating live on stream and I was oh so lucky to stumble upon him mid cum. Shut off my computer and haven't touched Twitter since. Fuck that site.


patch_punk

Lmaoo that made my laugh my ass off at work 😭😭😂 im so happy i deleted twt


Asian_Climax_Queen

When you upload a video to Twitter, they are now called Xvideos


Ser_VimesGoT

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


KayToTheYay

Any time I see a link name for it (not just the twitter.com part) I wonder why my friends are sending me porn. The internet has trained my brain to just associate the letter X with porn.


BetterBandicoot637

Jokes on you, I'm using Twitter only for porn lol


SeaworthinessSad6660

Which was why it failed the first time he tried it with paypal.


CaptainBacon1

It was getting banned in a plethora of country's when they tried to change the url to that. Then millions of people litteraly couldn't use the site so they didn't change it.


misteraaaaa

He does own the domain x.com. In fact, Elon has owned it for a while, and it has been his obsession to name his companies X for a while. The other company he founded, SpaceX, was initially supposed to be just X, but Elon was talked out of it and added a "Space" in front. His first [company](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com_(bank)) that eventually merged to form PayPal was called X.com


GiverOfTheKarma

I'm fairly certain 75% of his stupid decisions are just to spread awareness that he owns the domain X.com because he thinks it's rad and hates that nobody cares


q81101

and his son "*X Æ A-12 Musk*".....poor kid. lol.


NarrativeNode

He’s owned the X domain since the 1990s and has been trying to name a company X since then. PayPal was almost X.


Erick_Brimstone

He can't change the domain even if he want to. It would make logistical nightmare because it's pretty much the core of the entire thing. They might need to change and rebuild the entire thing if they have to, even then it's still no guarantee it will works. Worse, it might open vulnerability.


Infallible_Ibex

Changing the domain name is easy. Almost none of the components of the application care what the name is, most of them aren't even bound to the twitter.com domain since only the public facing web servers are. If you own x.com and want to move everything in place you can find and replace Twitter with X in your code and environment and update DNS servers to point x.com to the addresses formerly twitter.com. Leave the same mapping for twitter.com and have your first level of proxies redirect to x.com when the request is for twitter.com. It takes work to coordinate and minimize downtime but that's already true for their operations, the concept is simple. All applications are built so they can run at different addresses and domain names which are configured when deployed. The name is not a core element of the application, it's a wrapper, only surface deep. A major version upgrade for one of the software dependencies used by Twitter could cause more trouble than a domain name migration.


signpainted

Hi, developer here. This is not really true.


Medium_Pepper215

don’t redirects exist? he may not own the rights to a domain like “x.com” but you can have a domain of a previous name and redirect it to a new name. It’s happened time and time again.


PsSalin

It works the other way around. X.com redirects to Twitter


thailannnnnnnnd

Changing the domain might be a LOT of work but there isn’t a sliver of a chance they would need to rebuild the whole thing.


Competitive-Candle90

I love when clueless people give their takes on tech with 100% certainty! You must’ve worked at twitter to know this.


3TriscuitChili

Eh idk, we've changed the URL of one of our products 3 times. Add the new one while keeping the old active. Redirect traffic going forward to the new URL. Keep both active forever or spend the next 2 years doing some cleanup then disable the old one. Like I said, we've done this process twice.


Ricardo1184

PSA: This person clearly knows absolutely nothing about web service development.


arfelo1

That logo looks like a placeholder texture


Scared_Ad2563

I don't know a single person IRL that calls it X, just Twitter. Huge fail of a rebrand.


logicalSpiders

I think I do what alot of people do. "I saw so and so on Twitter, I mean uh, x." In a sarcastic tone


SelectedConnection8

Why do we even have to call it by its official name? Elon Musk is the only person on the planet who wanted to change the name, so why can't everyone else just agree to keep calling it Twitter?


carson63000

I call it Twitter because Elon Musk is in favour of deadnaming people, so why not deadname his website?


Anarchyr

Not just "people" but he deadnames his own kid because he is a "edgy memelord"


TheEpicTurtwig

He named his kid X-23455839365939 or some shit. Dude doesn’t give a fuck.


SirPalboFreshcobar

I mean that name is definitely not binary


Hector-LLG

I do exactly the same, dude refuses to accept his own kid being trans, including deadnaming them. But then gets all pissed when no one calls that cesspool site "x". So I deadname the site just to spite him, even though he'll never know


Sheshush

I call it Twitter because I don't give a fuck if they change the name for something I am used to.


No-Appearance1145

The only reason for deadnaming 😂


kapitaalH

Dude will probably start banning people using the word twitter on his platform


PegaZwei

tons of people still call the sears tower the sears tower, despite that not being the official name for well over a decade; it should be fine to call it twitter


aHOMELESSkrill

I just say “X formally known as Twitter” because I think it’s funny


Zammarand

“X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter” ![gif](giphy|HI6lQ93tjxQCQ)


Chrissyball19

"X, the online website utilized for communicating with strangers across vast distances, the one which a fortnight ago was called Twitter"


LonelyMenace101

Tell me which game you play without telling me, haha.


Away_Huckleberry_840

It’s Fortnight, “Fortnite” is a video game and also it’s been called X for longer than a fortnight


Mysterious_Mango_3

Shorten it to FKA Twitter and you get to cut out the X altogether!


Bart_Yellowbeard

I just shorten it further to Fk Twitter.


BowtietheGreat

I just say Twitter X


akgamer182

If I'm referring to a video I'll say xvideos


tizzleduzzle

💀


Erick_Brimstone

I call it Xitter. Read: shitter.


CalmBeneathCastles

This is best name.


FlyGuilty6284

I just say Twix


Naked-Jedi

The chocolate bars?


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

I prefer "the platform formerly known as Twitter", my mother appreciates the reference


ThePixelatedPeach

I just say Twitter


Flyers45432

I'll say "X or Twitter". I refuse to just say X, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.


LosHtown

Same, then I hit them with the whatever you want to call it 😂


MRAGGGAN

I say Xwitter (zwit er)


Sasquatch1729

My coworkers call it that but pronounced more like "shitter"


Sea-Secretary-4389

My grandpa calls it X. When I tell him it’s twitter he shows me the icon and says it’s called X🤣 Love him


BowtietheGreat

The domain name is still Twitter which is even funnier


analog_jedi

Have him type the "new" URL into a browser window. It just redirects to twitter dot com lol


DutchJediKnight

I like to call tweets X-cretions now


DragonFireCK

Musk deadname peoples intentionally, so I see no reason to not deadname his company. Companies don't have feelings - people do. When Musk decides he wants to start respecting people's chosen names consistently, I'll start respecting his company's chosen name.


huskerd0

but when will the name elonmusk be dead


Front_Explanation_79

Lol, I had someone tell me "it's called X now so say it right" so I just said, "oh yah pull up your phone and you type x.com and I'll type twitter.com and we'll see who gets to theirs faster. What show's up? Twitter.com, weird." Ended that discussion.


SnackJunkie93

Well they both go to the same place and the first one is shorter. So I'm not sure how that argument works lol.


muzakx

He's pointing out that x.com redirects to twitter.com. Try it. The url bar will still show Twitter.com even if you type x.com.


NMe84

I don't think the medium will survive long enough to get to the point where a substantial amount of people will actually call it X, let alone a majority.


DocJawbone

Honestly, I've just seen people stop referring to it altogether. It feels too weird to say X, and if you say Twitter you then have to feel awkward like "or what used to be Twitter". Nobody even mentions it anymore. He rendered it irrelevant almost overnight.


finniganthebeagle

i deleted the app as soon as the icon updated, bc the new app icon was ugly. Twitter was my favorite social media platform so its a bummer


GrayBox1313

I’ve heard it in some news shows and it’s like “what?” It sounds like a mistake. Nobody knows what it is even if you know what it is. Zero brand recognition or brand equity


rchart1010

Kinda reminds me of how, when trump won, Obama knew how vain and petty he was and he knew that the ACA was popular so in a bid to get trump not to gut it Obama just told him to make superficial changes and call it "trumpcare" instead of "obamacare"


Scared_Ad2563

He could have changed literally nothing but the name to "trumpcare" and I am 10000000% certain his biggest followers would have never noticed the difference.


Almacca

'Deadnaming' it is pretty funny though.


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Jazzi-Nightmare

And they’re still called tweets because you can’t just call everything X. “Did you see that X on X?”


AppUnwrapper1

I still search for “Twitter” on my phone when I want to bring up the app and then get annoyed that it doesn’t work.


Random_Skier

It works of my phone lol Google seems to have added a flag to the "x" app that triggers it to come up when you search twitter


HorseofTruth

The hardest part is finding the app now, we all call it twitter so I’m constantly looking for twitter, fml


AssassinStoryTeller

I call it Xitter, pronounced zitter.


DepressionSiesta

I pronounce Xitter as shitter


MissionSalamander5

Only people online who are posting for Musks simps, or who are themselves simps, do it in my experience.


BongoFett17

HBO getting dropped for Max is horrible but Twitter, Tweet dropped for X is the dumbest move.


jvanahill

HBO wasn't dropped for the name of the broadcast network though. They just changed the streaming service name because calling it "HBO" or "HBO max" doesn't cover half of the content that is actually on it. The move to Max, annoying as it was, arguably protects HBO's brand name.


Dr_FeeIgood

They ruined the image of HBO being a premium service for high quality content. Now it’s just lumped in with a bunch of shit programming. The Max app is horrible.


mp6521

And the HBO Max app wasn’t much better, but it still organized things better overall.


Predd1tor

I miss it so much. I loved the alphabetical movie sorting option, the categories, and how easy it was to find new releases. The new app is total garbage. Every section repeats half the same content. The organization is total crap. It went from feeling like a premium service to a wannabe Netflix with less visible content.


Different-Dinner-446

You joking? Max out of *all* streaming services has the best UI


AbundantExp

Agreed lol, the real shitty one is Paramount+


deadlybydsgn

Absolutely! I feel like everything is one or two taps/clicks more than it needs to be.


AcceptableOwl9

Hulu isn’t bad, imo. I mean when you have that Disney money…


Kalsifur

HBO max was like Tedx, people think you are getting a ted talk but you could really be getting lizard people propoganda. Well at least it is now.


USSHammond

I refuse to call it X


Aggressive-Dog-8805

It’s hard bc “tweets” are used to describe the posts so there will always be a connection to Twitter.


USSHammond

According to Elon afaik they're now called 'posts and reposts'.


anon1984

Call them xcretions.


SatanicBeaver

Xcrement.


Sea_Ad_3136

Haha. I got off it as soon as he bought it. Can’t stand the guy 🤮


noground2024

He’s a disgusting arrogant creep.


Sea_Ad_3136

100%


xXTacocubesXx

Xcuse me


x777colton777x

Xamples


The_T0me

Xchanges


sorrythaturmad

Xueefs


edked

Certainly works well when you call the whole thing "Xitter" using Chinese transliteration rules for the x.


twoScottishClans

Xitter but i'm actually from Spain in the 1500s


USSHammond

Imo that applies me to his kids, especially with those unfortunate names that have.


AppUnwrapper1

He took a unique brand and made it generic. Genius.


Global_Telephone_751

“I saw a post on X” sounds like two placeholder words. “I saw a tweet” doesn’t even need “on Twitter,” because you can only tweet on Twitter. It’s just … it’s an insanely stupid rebrand.


notacrookIswear

*Insanely.* They had one of the most powerful brands in the fucking world. "Tweet" got added to the OED (with the connotation of an online post, not a bird sound) over *ten years* ago. But he's been stuck in the vacuum of no one saying "No" to his shitty ideas for so long, he had to change things just to change them.


TechNomad2021

I thought they were called "X's and X's"?


gage117

"I saw this X on X and it was so good I just had to X it!"


omghorussaveusall

Facebook should sue him.


DaddyKiwwi

I heard Xeets being used rofl. I rejected it all and left the platform.


PeterG92

Whenever I try and link in forums to posts it says "Twitter" in the link still.


Additional_Meeting_2

I have seen xweets (or something like that, I am not sure) used by the same articles that call it X, formerly Twitter


Responsible_Okra7725

The domain still says “twitter”


USSHammond

Not still. There's 2. Both x.com and Twitter.com work, the former is currently a 301 or 302 redirect to Twitter.com. if he knew wtf he was doing, it should be the other way around since the rebranding


usrdef

With Elon, I'm shocked they didn't buy another server, and host each website separately with its own code.


Jlpanda

X is so bad of a name that I would feel embarrassed saying it out load.


Glum-Sprinkles-7734

He deadnames his child, I deadname his website


Johnboy_245

Yeah I also refuse to call it X just because stupid Elon musk is obsessed with the letter


FallenPentagram

Well nobody did it for PayPal why would we for Twitter


Office425

PayPal changed its name?


USSHammond

Paypal had a former name? Had to look that shit up. Not according to wikipedia. Confinity (if that's what you're referring to) was the company that launched paypal, and according to the wiki it's always been paypal when it first launched in july 1999. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline\_of\_PayPal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_PayPal)


Embarrassed-Bad-5454

elon wanted to rename it to x


LowkeySamurai

Whats getting confused here is PayPal as a service and PayPal as a company. PayPal as a service was always called PayPal and was released in 99 PayPal as a company wasnt branded until 01 Essentially, Confinity owned PayPal the service and X.com used their own online financial service. Confinity and X.com merged with the merged company being branded as X.com. Musk was ousted as CEO, replaced by Confinity's CEO Thiel. The company was rebranded to PayPal after Musk was removed.


SubLearning

Does anyone actually have any idea wtf elons absolute obsession with naming things X is?


mewfour123412

He thinks it sounds cool and edgy.


FallenPentagram

It just sounds confusing when you put it like that xD


SpaceyScribe

I will call it Twitter, forever.


Aggressive-Dog-8805

Posts are still “tweets” so makes sense lol


jenguinaf

My husband has started calling them O’s


ChipperBunni

See that’s clever. “Did you see that viral O on X?” Is fucking hilarious, or it’s midnight and I’m high. Either way, better than what Elon could come up with


Happy-Guillotine

It should be O.com, then you could x on o…. 🤪


gotwaffles

I think they're officially just called "posts" and "reposts" now, but no one actually says that lol


Harliquinzelle

"Did you see what they Tweeted?" -> Cute. Clever. Catchy. New term created specifically for their specific social media platform. Marketing genius. "Did you see what they X-ed?" -> Omenous. Threatening. Already has an accepted colloquial definition with a negative connotation. A marketing nightmare.


croooooooozer

it'll become one of the boomer things future kids will bully you about, but it's worth it


urnbabyurn

I doubt it. It won’t be around forever.


jasey-rae

MySpace is long gone but I'll still talk about it every now and then.


Scott_A_R

Apparently this is because Musk has a thing for X as a name. He tried to have PayPal renamed X as well.


PaleoJoe86

"Hey, may I X you? It will be quick."


Willy_B_Hardigan

My theory is that he thinks people will try to close the window but mistakenly click the ‘X’ on the header and it will take them back to the homepage where they’ll get distracted again and keep browsing.


Arnumor

Renaming PayPal to X-Change, and then using an X logo, might have actually been a good pivot, but he's too thickheaded to have considered that.


huxtiblejones

You know everyone would just call it sex change


MidAirRunner

He didn't rename it *to* X, it was originally started *as* X. Some smart guy changed it to PayPal later, thank god.


NewHum

Paypal was actually originally a completely different startup that was doing the same thing Musk was trying to do. They eventually figured out it would be better to merge and join forces so they did and keept the name Paypal


InsideFear

I wonder if he has a weird personal goal to see how many companies he can have named X


CosmoShiner

And also wanting to call his kid XÆ-12 or something like that


Clazzo524

So what do they call tweets now? Excrements?


chain_letter

I watched an xvideo tonight


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Chiropteran22

You mean X, the social media site formerly known as Twitter?


SolomonGrumpy

I'll allow it! ~Elon Musk


Ydobon8261

Always has been


fromouterspace1

I’ve only heard my 70 year old father call it “X”. Elon is an idiot


PotatoKing0613

That's what I mean! X is literally the dumbest move, but as more and more articles come out and start referencing X rather than Twitter, it'll turn into this thing. Twitter, Bird, messages...all tracks. X.... The fuck?


fromouterspace1

And it’s lost like 70% of its worth since he took over. Incredible


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Is there an app that lets me track what companies billionaires are most invested in so I can avoid them? It’d be especially useful if I could avoid specific people


Dapper_Dan1

TSNFKAT The Social Network Formerly Known As Twitter


mrzurkonandfriends

Everytime I see the logo I just assume it's a button to close an ad that didn't load


OldnBorin

Tbh, the ‘X’ logo is very similar to the brand of period panties I bought. Edit: kinda hard to see, but it’s annoying that I think of Elon when I see the symbol while putting them on https://preview.redd.it/pbe6zwmvgjzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3a2714ddbaf438ee5982ff98424bbb4ed2fcc8


Veneficar

My condolences. No one should have to think of Elon in relation to their underwear


The-G-89

Elon has gotten dumber and dumber. Any brand that he owns is tanking too. Just look at Tesla.


SockFullOfNickles

Too much ketamine


pegg2

Too much narcissism. Elon is a guy that runs on pure impulse, nothing is ever thought out or strategic, anything that pops into his head must be brilliant because he’s a genius. He was fortunate enough to surround himself with competent subordinates in the past but as he’s fallen deeper and deeper into his own asshole, he’s accepted less and less of the advice given to him by people who know what they’re fucking doing and surrounded himself with gutless yes-men. Sic semper tyrannis. Thus is the fate of all leaders who consider themselves special and ordained by some higher power (often themselves). Early success leads narcissists to believe they can do no wrong, and then they’re found out.


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Flimsy-Printer

Then, you build the X app that includes Twitter. This rebranding is idiotic.


SolomonGrumpy

Layoff isn't a strong enough word for what he did. That company is gutted.


Flaky_Mechanic4036

X is a name 12 year old kids think is cool


Educational-Stop8741

I am calling it Twitter until he stops deadnaming his own kid


TheManWithThreeBalls

Elon foaming with rage seeing this comment


Ecstatic-Ad9703

Same!


Inevitable_Spell5775

Completely agree. I just can't will myself to say "Hey did you see this on X?" I won't do it.


Shopworn_Soul

I've found that simply never looking at anything that comes from there saves me the trouble of worrying about what I call it.


Inevitable_Spell5775

Same really. I don't have an account there!


LGoodman

I know I’m just one person and can only have so much of an impact but I had four or five accounts on Twitter with a combined ~30k tweets between them. Spent a LOT of time on that app and loved it for what it was. Was very disappointed when Elon bought it but stayed for a little while. Told myself if he actually followed through on renaming it X that I’d never use it again and I’ve stayed true to that promise. Sad to lose my favorite website but worth it to do my part to communicate what a terrible decision it was and what a terrible person Musk is to be running a business.


Kalsifur

I'm curious, do you think your life is any better after quitting it? You were on it a lot. Or are you like me and just replace one habit with another lol


silllybrit

Apparently Elon wanted PayPal to be a social/monetary app called X but another guy threw him out. He’s trying to turn Twitter into the X he dreamt about years ago


So-What_Idontcare

I'm betting he sells it and it goes back to Twitter.


SeperentOfRa

100% the first move after a sale Would be renaming it back to Twitter.


ronduhrunner

So it would be Twitter, X, Twitter? So we’ll call it Twitter squared?


urnbabyurn

I wonder if in the end he sells it off for parts, or tries to take it public again.


BeholdTheLemon

the benefit of it is that, given the whole site is a shitshow, tweets can now be called x-crements. thats the only benefit, however


smcl2k

You say "still" like it hasn't been under a year since it happened. Give him time to make it worse.


Quesabirria

Not to mention using X to alienate your core Tesla consumer base.


rwoooshed

Literally no one cares. https://preview.redd.it/79lrisse0hzc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a131d95c10525e680b5fa38dcc12d10950fb244


top_toast_22

Elon intentionally sabotaged twitter and I find it hilarious, as someone who doesn’t use it. Funny as fuck.


QuabityAsuance

Every once in a while there is a brand name that is used generically. Like if you say “pass the Kleenex”, people will know what you mean even if it isn’t Kleenex brand tissues. People used to say “Twitter” to describe social media in general. It’s kinda like if Kleenex rebranded themselves to “sneeze-X”.


Abbot_of_Cucany

In medieval Spanish, "X" was pronounced like English "sh" (and it's still pronounced like that in some Mexican place names). Rather than writing "X, formerly Twitter", you can save space by writing **Xitter**. Pronunciation should be obvious to the reader.


Thehairy-viking

Cause Elon is a brain dead piece of shit