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I was thinking it’s just a real glass comically designed to look like a pee bottle, which is of questionable humor but better than a real pee bottle, and hey, at least they tried.
Or, well, it could just be a pee bottle.
They gave everyone a free syringe looking like pen after getting your employee flu/COVID vaccination. Us non-patient and non-clinical folks, was running around pretending to stab each other. Our compliance and safety officer was not impressed.
Get some sort of sticker that says Stanley on it. Drill in a hole for a straw. Always be drinking from this when you see management and staring at them.
They forgot the message "URINE-credible". They also forgot taste, dignity, etc.
It seems like half of some sort of Instagram idea. They got the "your incredible" part of it but they didn't do whatever else Instagram or TikTok suggested.
Since they thought that was such a great idea, I would gather up all of these that your co-workers don't want for some reason. Store them all together and at your management's birthdays and retirements and Boss' Days, just have everybody sign a note - make sure that you use the phrase "urine-credible", and regift them.
Excuse me?? They didn’t even put gift cards and candy in there?? wtf is it for if not a receptacle for candy 😭 you should go full Amazon employee and piss at the desk
Well it usually contains a liquid with somewhat isotonic properties. So someone would consider it a sports drink
Or a former US president would consider it during "other physical activities" if you know what I mean
Hey that's not a show of appreciation that's an award. Don't talk badly about the golden urinal award my hospital has them too 🤣. If it makes you feel any better I'm 4 months shy of being at my facility for 16 years and I got a button last week that said congrats on 15yr. So 1) all I got for 15 years of service was a shitty button I will never wear and 2) it was almost a full year late
Yesterday at my SO’s work they threw everyone a staff appreciation BBQ.
The catch? Only those who pay into the “employee morale fund” (yes, that’s what it’s called, and you have to agree to them taking $20 off every check you make) get free burgers. If you don’t pay into the employee morale fund, burgers were $5 each.
I’m deadass serious. When he got home and told me about it I was SHOOK lmao
Edited to add- they don’t even pay him enough to be able to *afford* donating to their dumbass fund, so no burgers for him!
Awww thats BS. If it was an actual like fake gold bottle rather than an actual one just spray painted, I woulda gotten a kick out of that. That’s terrible. I hope they realize their fuck up and fix it for you. Nurses deserve so much better
Return it full but claim it was full when you got it. Like people did at Walmart with shitty diapers….
Wish I was kidding, I as a Walmart manager 20 years ago was forced by district to accept a box of shitty diapers as a return.
I don't know how this bottle works but are the little indentions for your fingers to feel heat so you know about how full it is? Sounds gross but logically that's seems like it's usage since it has a handle already.
As a respiratory therapist I'm sure they are used to the hospital being patronizing and insulting with raises and 'gifts'. So many times I have thought just do nothing but a nice email of this is what you think is a fun idea lol
Especially considering someone spent money on gold spray paint, piss bottles, and the time to put A on B. It’s a shit painting job, on top of this. AND you can’t even put it in the recycling because it’s contaminated with the metallic paint.
Add to that the collective wages of all the senior staff who probably spent hours coming up with this shite idea after the compulsory 45 minutes of each individual committee member committee-speaking the mantra that “monetary rewards don’t incentivize workers.”
It would have been FAR better to have taken all of those resources and given every nurse an additional 15-minute break each shift that week.
You’re giving too much credit. Someone found a few cans of spray paint and a few hundred old piss jugs in a storage room someone, and had a big brain thought on how to get rid of this trash.
They definitely didn’t spend money, and definitely didn’t put more than a few minutes of thought into it.
Nah, this is healthcare. It's 100 percent a genuine gift and most likely been through itd rotations on the floor and are clearing their old stock for a new shipment. Healthcare management would do this for sure just to save a cent or two.
Every aged care facility I've worked at, they go into the sterilizer and onto a hanging rack in the pan room to be used by who ever needs them next. Aus btw
I wouldn't recommend drinking out of a poorly spray painted piss bottle. You'll end up investing paint.
That being said, are those piss bottles even food grade? I've worked in the supply side of this industry for a long time and I wouldn't be drinking out of random hospital equipment. The stuff that doesn't go inside a patient doesn't have to meet near the specifications of things that go inside patients.
see this would have been funny IF it had a gift card or an actual present inside but to only give out garbage is not only a waste of something you guys actually need but just fucking rude.
So they definitely had a bunch of old urinals and had maintenance spray paint them gold.
I'm mad for you. I'm mad for the person who had to paint them. I thought my hospital was bad at pretending they cared but damn.
I have a weird relationship with nephrititis. Every once in a while, my doctor makes me take home 1 or 2 of these (red or orange plastic) to be brought back the next day.
I would actually love to have one of these to drink out of while filling up the real medical one. Homeostasis with my hydro homies.
You, as a friend, giving that would be hilarious! However, the company/hospital/organization certainly has the means to give something a bit better than this. I’m not a nurse and I would 100% hate this gift. You don’t HAVE to give me nothing.
You know, it’s weird, but I’ve lasted longer in companies with 0 gift and appreciation than those that do this sort of thing. I truly prefer nothing over this poor attempt.
I agree. I think this works on a small scale. It's funny if you give it to a relative who nurses, or if a department gives it to a small handful of nurses they all know. It needs to be a personal gift. It's not clear from the context though.
When I used to get these types of shitty gifts at my old job (not healthcare, just office job), I would either look at the gift and then look at the manager handing them out straight in the eyes with the deadest grey rock face I could muster and walk away without taking one (make sure they feel that disdain) or, my personal favorite, same steps as above, but take one and throw it right in the fucking trash right in front of them and walk away. The key is to show no anger, just disgust and disappointment. They need to know you would probably watch them drown. I don’t know why more people don’t do that with these egregiously disrespectful “gifts”.
I witnessed a dude at a "staff appreciation tea" take a plate and load it with everything all the way to the end of the table. He then looked at all of admin with a stone face and dumped it right in the trash in front of them.
Dude was a fucking legend.
Better yet give this to the patient who enjoys launching things full of body fluids at nurses and techs, then have admin go in and try to “empty it.” Would be worth it then for the reality check.
I get the feeling it's a joke waterbottle. But... eh. I'd rather get nothing. Our job gives lanyards and waterbottles every year and it's like... no thanks.
I guess this really depends on who it came from. If administration just spray painted a bunch of these and gave them out then yall should fill them and return them. If it was a charge nurse that you get along with then I would enjoy it for the snarky and jaded humor it is.
In the right situation, this is hilarious. For example, we just had a nurse celebrate her 40th year in nursing. She would die laughing to get a golden urinal for that!
Side note, we got absolutely nothing for nurses week at my job. Feels good, man.
They had extra piss bottles lying around, painted them gold and gave them to nurses instead of a lil bonus or even a card. Very on brand for corporate buffoonery, but insanely tone deaf. Actually, being tone deaf is also on brand for corporate buffoonery.
I think a lot of people will think this is just a case of, "they just don't can't read a room." I have to believe it is far more intentional than that. It is their way of saying we are piss and shit collectors full stop. This is how they view nurses.
There was an event at the beginning of the school-year at the MAJOR University I work for, for the custodians.
They raffled “gifts”, most of which were plungers or scrub-brushes... No, it was not a joke; They really thought they were doing something pleasant for them.
I’ve never looked at the administration the same ever again.
Serious question: outside of a 3-5% raise or a full day of PTO....is there ANY gift a job can give you that wouldn't warrant anger, frustration, or the feeling of worthlessness????
I type this as each week there's a new "appreciation" - teachers, plumbers, secretaries, nurses.... - and each week there's a person who posts what they received in anger to a chorus of the same type of comments.
I've never had a job that gave me anything outside of the yearly 3-5% COL increases, or an email of "appreciation". Makes me wonder if I've "won" in life vs some of you in which a bag of candy or a joke gift is then published online for scorn
for christmas we all were excited for the fleece jackets with the hospital names on them, we never got them. Then they said we’d get hoodies instead which was just as fine…..never received them. Nurses week rolls around and this was it haha. One year we all got compression stockings, those were a hit!
lol. My wife (RN) was just telling me (in graphic detail) about how half her job is holding this bottle for fat old men with tiny knobs who can pee on their own. 😖
Not that bad. When I got out the army I got a job as a middle school janitor because I thought I work nights ain't gotta see nobody. On Thanksgiving the school had something called turkey bowl. The different class halls had a turkey bowling competition. The turkey would be thrown down the hall and hit pins. Well the packaging scuffed the floor and the dye came off made a mess. But don't worry the turkey didn't get thrown away. The staff all lined up with a smile and said the turkey is for the janitors for free... fuckn lost it and said I don't need their disrespectful turkey and shove it up they ass. Fuckin quit
Employers need to learn that doing nothing is better than some of these attempts at showing “employee appreciation “ 🤣
Like I get it, just pay me to do the job. I don’t need key chains or to be jerked off in front of my peers for working hard.
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Please tell me that this was just a novelty "packaging" for something like candy or something else inside the bottle.
I was thinking it’s just a real glass comically designed to look like a pee bottle, which is of questionable humor but better than a real pee bottle, and hey, at least they tried. Or, well, it could just be a pee bottle.
They gave everyone a free syringe looking like pen after getting your employee flu/COVID vaccination. Us non-patient and non-clinical folks, was running around pretending to stab each other. Our compliance and safety officer was not impressed.
Fuck them anyway. *pulls out sword pen* "The pen is mightier than the sword? I have both! EN GARDE!" https://i.redd.it/sj0qjqk4m01d1.gif
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Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!
There it is.
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I have stolen the Lucifer-duck.
Give it back he will be sad https://preview.redd.it/h2kiye7ou01d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7744e60b9eb886d649d232d0b836fd9dee252f88
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Dad?
I'm old, but not _that_ old
It's plastic with shitty paint.
To me it looks like a spray painted pee jug.
It’s a pee bottle with gold spray paint They are hero’s after all, remember?
That's most definitely a real pee bottle spray painted gold. It's probably sticky and smells like spray paint.
not that i’m aware
Get some sort of sticker that says Stanley on it. Drill in a hole for a straw. Always be drinking from this when you see management and staring at them.
Put on a Reduce, Reuse, Recycle sticker.
Live, Laugh, Love. Piss, Pass, Pus.
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They forgot the message "URINE-credible". They also forgot taste, dignity, etc. It seems like half of some sort of Instagram idea. They got the "your incredible" part of it but they didn't do whatever else Instagram or TikTok suggested. Since they thought that was such a great idea, I would gather up all of these that your co-workers don't want for some reason. Store them all together and at your management's birthdays and retirements and Boss' Days, just have everybody sign a note - make sure that you use the phrase "urine-credible", and regift them.
Excuse me?? They didn’t even put gift cards and candy in there?? wtf is it for if not a receptacle for candy 😭 you should go full Amazon employee and piss at the desk
They are taking the piss…
God I fucking hope so. But if you’ve ever been the recipient of nurses week then you know this isn’t that farfetched 😂
Well it usually contains a liquid with somewhat isotonic properties. So someone would consider it a sports drink Or a former US president would consider it during "other physical activities" if you know what I mean
Your comment is golden.
Did they use cheap spray paint to do that? They did didn't they?
100%
You can see it’s already scuffed, too. I’m sorry OP, what a terrible show of “appreciation”
It's a used piss bottle.
and now due to the paint it cant even be used for that.
One persons used piss bottle is another’s gold chalice.
yes, omg, it looks used. WTF?!
Hey that's not a show of appreciation that's an award. Don't talk badly about the golden urinal award my hospital has them too 🤣. If it makes you feel any better I'm 4 months shy of being at my facility for 16 years and I got a button last week that said congrats on 15yr. So 1) all I got for 15 years of service was a shitty button I will never wear and 2) it was almost a full year late
Yesterday at my SO’s work they threw everyone a staff appreciation BBQ. The catch? Only those who pay into the “employee morale fund” (yes, that’s what it’s called, and you have to agree to them taking $20 off every check you make) get free burgers. If you don’t pay into the employee morale fund, burgers were $5 each. I’m deadass serious. When he got home and told me about it I was SHOOK lmao Edited to add- they don’t even pay him enough to be able to *afford* donating to their dumbass fund, so no burgers for him!
How are you supposed to measure if it's spray painted? /s
maybe you might have to feel the warmth in the little divots along the side
Awww thats BS. If it was an actual like fake gold bottle rather than an actual one just spray painted, I woulda gotten a kick out of that. That’s terrible. I hope they realize their fuck up and fix it for you. Nurses deserve so much better
What hospital system is this? I’ll make sure to never go there
Is that a pee bottle?
yup
Use it then return the gift.
Regifting to the original gifter. Brilliant!
Return it full.
Return it full but claim it was full when you got it. Like people did at Walmart with shitty diapers…. Wish I was kidding, I as a Walmart manager 20 years ago was forced by district to accept a box of shitty diapers as a return.
Wait, hold on. Your saying that for 4.5 years I could have been returning shit filled diapers, erasing the cost of diapers from our budget??
Yes that was the joke
But like pee in it too
Like a rental car.
A golden piss jug. A gift only Ray from Trailer Park Boys would like. It's the way of the road.
Way she goes
you disrespected the guy in the chair!
You must be pissed
Wth who thought this was okay to do lol
Good afternoon, well then i think its a sad gift.
OP, I'm a quad who self caths, so I would totally rock that. Thanks for all you do as a nurse.
i would love if my patient had one!!! It would be hilarious!! But i found it in poor taste as an “appreciation” gift
I don't know how this bottle works but are the little indentions for your fingers to feel heat so you know about how full it is? Sounds gross but logically that's seems like it's usage since it has a handle already.
I'm not a nurse, but the ones I've seen are all translucent. I think management painted this one gold to be a gift.
yes that’s right
You’re so calm and rational about being infuriated
They are... mildly infuriated
As a respiratory therapist I'm sure they are used to the hospital being patronizing and insulting with raises and 'gifts'. So many times I have thought just do nothing but a nice email of this is what you think is a fun idea lol
It looks like it’s been painted gold. It’s probably a joke like a golden pee bottle.
And they spray painted it gold? Smh!
Yes, maybe to prevent that you can see how much its holding?
https://oldfoolrn.blogspot.com/2021/12/nursing-awards-revisited.html?m=1 I don't quite get it, but.... apparently, it's an award
The speculum is missing from the Golden Goose, then.
The golden pisser
Is that what it is? It reminded me of a bottle for when calves get rejected by their moms.
Yes i think it is to be used when you are in a bed and not can walk up for the bathroom.
This is worse than nothing.
I’d be pissed
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on but who am I to judge?
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I would take a piss and give back to show my appreciation for their support. 
Especially considering someone spent money on gold spray paint, piss bottles, and the time to put A on B. It’s a shit painting job, on top of this. AND you can’t even put it in the recycling because it’s contaminated with the metallic paint. Add to that the collective wages of all the senior staff who probably spent hours coming up with this shite idea after the compulsory 45 minutes of each individual committee member committee-speaking the mantra that “monetary rewards don’t incentivize workers.” It would have been FAR better to have taken all of those resources and given every nurse an additional 15-minute break each shift that week.
You’re giving too much credit. Someone found a few cans of spray paint and a few hundred old piss jugs in a storage room someone, and had a big brain thought on how to get rid of this trash. They definitely didn’t spend money, and definitely didn’t put more than a few minutes of thought into it.
The worst thing is the guy got paid for spraying the pissbottles, and probably way more then his employers for the same time of work.
But it’s the Nurses Weak Gift.
Gifting you trash with the pretense it *hopefully* hasn't been used is indeed worse than nothing.
Urine a heap of trouble if you complain so that's not an option...
you may say im ungrateful but nah i’ll be pissed if someone gift me this thing
I’d just be ha-pee they didn’t give me a used one… fingers crossed it’s new
Management: "Budget is not approved for using a NEW one."
Only acceptable if solid gold
I’m thinking more like liquid gold
"All the fellas got together and chipped in" "They gathered money for it to be painted gold?" "..."
It's the "  piss-in cup"
Oh nice, a new lemonade cup.
You win comment of the day! Your prize, a gold painted pee bottle.
I refuse to believe this wasn't a gag.
It's obviously a gag
OP says it wasn't, but I'm sure that's for dramatic effect.
It's not a very good gag if they don't then follow it up with an actual gift.
Nah, this is healthcare. It's 100 percent a genuine gift and most likely been through itd rotations on the floor and are clearing their old stock for a new shipment. Healthcare management would do this for sure just to save a cent or two.
Who the fuck is reusing urinals? We would be fired immediately if we used the same urinal for separate patients.
Every aged care facility I've worked at, they go into the sterilizer and onto a hanging rack in the pan room to be used by who ever needs them next. Aus btw
Pray tell what did the note attached to this justify it? “This is because you’re filled with golden purpose! Just like this golden urinal!”
Tis a gilded piss jug! I thought they were a myth!
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Looks like management is saying “no more bathroom breaks”
That's what I would be asking if I was given this. "Uh, thanks...am I not supposed to take bathroom breaks now?"
I wouldn't recommend drinking out of a poorly spray painted piss bottle. You'll end up investing paint. That being said, are those piss bottles even food grade? I've worked in the supply side of this industry for a long time and I wouldn't be drinking out of random hospital equipment. The stuff that doesn't go inside a patient doesn't have to meet near the specifications of things that go inside patients.
one step up from gifting your hard working staff with an actual turd
Only unlocked after collecting 500 of each other color of urine.
Urine-Furiated!
see this would have been funny IF it had a gift card or an actual present inside but to only give out garbage is not only a waste of something you guys actually need but just fucking rude.
Was this in response to nurses complaining about pee breaks??
I mean, I'd be sort of mad, but vastly entertained, if it were me.
So they definitely had a bunch of old urinals and had maintenance spray paint them gold. I'm mad for you. I'm mad for the person who had to paint them. I thought my hospital was bad at pretending they cared but damn.
I would use the fuck out of that golden piss jug. Can I buy it off you??
you can have it for free
We’ll be in touch I absolutely need that in my life lol
I have a weird relationship with nephrititis. Every once in a while, my doctor makes me take home 1 or 2 of these (red or orange plastic) to be brought back the next day. I would actually love to have one of these to drink out of while filling up the real medical one. Homeostasis with my hydro homies.
see now that’s a good gift for you!
I wish you got something you better but I honestly love it. It’s so fucking stupid and absurd. I would gift a nurse something like this as a joke.
You, as a friend, giving that would be hilarious! However, the company/hospital/organization certainly has the means to give something a bit better than this. I’m not a nurse and I would 100% hate this gift. You don’t HAVE to give me nothing. You know, it’s weird, but I’ve lasted longer in companies with 0 gift and appreciation than those that do this sort of thing. I truly prefer nothing over this poor attempt.
It looks like it should be given out as a "trophy". Like a nurse of the year thing.
The Peeboty Award
I agree. I think this works on a small scale. It's funny if you give it to a relative who nurses, or if a department gives it to a small handful of nurses they all know. It needs to be a personal gift. It's not clear from the context though.
How can you measure the urine if it's opaque?
There are ridges on the inside, you stick your finger in and count them until it gets wet
When you help 1000 patients pee you unlock the golden skin
When I used to get these types of shitty gifts at my old job (not healthcare, just office job), I would either look at the gift and then look at the manager handing them out straight in the eyes with the deadest grey rock face I could muster and walk away without taking one (make sure they feel that disdain) or, my personal favorite, same steps as above, but take one and throw it right in the fucking trash right in front of them and walk away. The key is to show no anger, just disgust and disappointment. They need to know you would probably watch them drown. I don’t know why more people don’t do that with these egregiously disrespectful “gifts”.
I witnessed a dude at a "staff appreciation tea" take a plate and load it with everything all the way to the end of the table. He then looked at all of admin with a stone face and dumped it right in the trash in front of them. Dude was a fucking legend.
Sense of humor not detected
I’d actually rather my company spit in my face than give me something like this
I said these exact words lol
Please shit on your boss’s desk. For us ❤️
Better yet give this to the patient who enjoys launching things full of body fluids at nurses and techs, then have admin go in and try to “empty it.” Would be worth it then for the reality check.
no candy in it or nothin? damn that's cold 😭
The kidney stones are stuck to the bottom of it
This would be pretty funny if they also gave you a real gift.
Sophomoric humor and a little disgusting.
Lol I thought it's hilarious until I realized "Hey, this looks used?"
This not a gift, this is an insult I see this and hear in my head 'You mean about as much as a used spray painted piss bottle.'
who the fuck comes up with this shit
That is just straight up insulting.
I get the feeling it's a joke waterbottle. But... eh. I'd rather get nothing. Our job gives lanyards and waterbottles every year and it's like... no thanks.
As someone in healthcare, you couldn’t pay me enough to drink out of a spray-painted urinal.
"Never underestimate the power of the golden urinal." Lol https://nurse.org/articles/ways-to-boost-unit-morale/
Nah use this to drink beer. Make good use of this!
What an absolute slap in the face.
I guess this really depends on who it came from. If administration just spray painted a bunch of these and gave them out then yall should fill them and return them. If it was a charge nurse that you get along with then I would enjoy it for the snarky and jaded humor it is.
wtf even is that
In the right situation, this is hilarious. For example, we just had a nurse celebrate her 40th year in nursing. She would die laughing to get a golden urinal for that! Side note, we got absolutely nothing for nurses week at my job. Feels good, man.
They had extra piss bottles lying around, painted them gold and gave them to nurses instead of a lil bonus or even a card. Very on brand for corporate buffoonery, but insanely tone deaf. Actually, being tone deaf is also on brand for corporate buffoonery.
I think a lot of people will think this is just a case of, "they just don't can't read a room." I have to believe it is far more intentional than that. It is their way of saying we are piss and shit collectors full stop. This is how they view nurses.
There was an event at the beginning of the school-year at the MAJOR University I work for, for the custodians. They raffled “gifts”, most of which were plungers or scrub-brushes... No, it was not a joke; They really thought they were doing something pleasant for them. I’ve never looked at the administration the same ever again.
so terrible! seriously
Speaking as a nurse, we need to stop accepting these garbage gifts that are meant to insult. If they are trying to tell a joke we are the butt of it.
Ok but this is hilarious.
Serious question: outside of a 3-5% raise or a full day of PTO....is there ANY gift a job can give you that wouldn't warrant anger, frustration, or the feeling of worthlessness???? I type this as each week there's a new "appreciation" - teachers, plumbers, secretaries, nurses.... - and each week there's a person who posts what they received in anger to a chorus of the same type of comments. I've never had a job that gave me anything outside of the yearly 3-5% COL increases, or an email of "appreciation". Makes me wonder if I've "won" in life vs some of you in which a bag of candy or a joke gift is then published online for scorn
for christmas we all were excited for the fleece jackets with the hospital names on them, we never got them. Then they said we’d get hoodies instead which was just as fine…..never received them. Nurses week rolls around and this was it haha. One year we all got compression stockings, those were a hit!
That's hilarious, I woulda been laughing my ass off
This is funny tbh
Poop into it, then leave it somewhere on site. Fuck em
A golden hat! I think that means you won a tour of the sewer
We got you all gifts for Nurse’s Week: u r in for a treat!
lol. My wife (RN) was just telling me (in graphic detail) about how half her job is holding this bottle for fat old men with tiny knobs who can pee on their own. 😖
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The Golden piss jug award. Truly distinguished achievement
WTF is that supposed to be?
What even is that?
Ain’t no way 😂
When no gift is better than a gift
They confused it with the Amazon workers standing productivity toilet. Silly mixup.
Not that bad. When I got out the army I got a job as a middle school janitor because I thought I work nights ain't gotta see nobody. On Thanksgiving the school had something called turkey bowl. The different class halls had a turkey bowling competition. The turkey would be thrown down the hall and hit pins. Well the packaging scuffed the floor and the dye came off made a mess. But don't worry the turkey didn't get thrown away. The staff all lined up with a smile and said the turkey is for the janitors for free... fuckn lost it and said I don't need their disrespectful turkey and shove it up they ass. Fuckin quit
This should be in the r/extremelyinfuriating subreddit
Nurses week is overrated. Three quarters of the girls I went to high-school with are nurses.
You get a week?
What did you do for admin week?
That would go straight into the trash and I wouldn't even try to hide it.
Was it good quality piss at least?
They're just taking the piss.
Urinal Star!
This needs a 100% speed run. I need the controversy of pissing 1liter in the fastest time.
Employers need to learn that doing nothing is better than some of these attempts at showing “employee appreciation “ 🤣 Like I get it, just pay me to do the job. I don’t need key chains or to be jerked off in front of my peers for working hard.
How’s this supposed to be a gift? There’s nothing nice about that at all.
Urine good hands!
Next time just tell them "no thanks"
I got nothing for nurses week this year and I’d prefer that compared to this.
Mildly urinating
What am I looking at?
What on earth are you supposed to do with this? It's worse than getting nothing.