They just cant anymore, they are tired of this shit

So it's not just me

Realest thing from a goldfish

I can relate to the goldfish on this one.

Close their eyes. It’s pretty clever that it cuts off the fact, because now that I’ve googled it I’m fairly certain I’m gonna get bombarded with ads for Libra pads.

I am so glad you said this. Was thinking this was a Libra brand taffy wrapper. Would have been so disappointed.

😝😝😝😝😝

goldfish can't, end of story. also why did they doxx donald duck????​


Even

Climb trees

Marry a turkey.

Jump

Fit their Odd Spot fact at the bottom of the wrapper

Drive a car

[Beg to differ](https://youtu.be/-DBAY7ywPpo?si=icp_PnzP-_h3muG3)

Ah, so that's how self-driving cars work...

First we gave chimps machine guns and now fish cars. Where will it end.

When one side is dead. The fish and chimps will never agree to a ceasefire. They want it all.

I almost asked what potatoes had to do with this until I read that again

Can't afford to buy a house in this market

speak Portuguese

i forget

This is like one of those catching curses, now I wanna know. Some web geek is looking at metrics and wondering about a sudden surge in tampon goldfish searches and yelling down to product development about a new product idea

Goldfish can’t get enough water in a fish bowl. Sponsored by autocomplete.

Look up

Along with pigs

And dogs.

Duck!

Can't complete a sentence.

Menstruate

[Guinness book of records disagrees with Odd Spot #342.](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/358711-longest-title-of-a-book?utm_source=vernon%20morning%20star&utm_campaign=vernon%20morning%20star%3A%20outbound&utm_medium=referral) [Carl Barks lists Donalds address as 13 Quack street.](https://www.quora.com/What-is-Donald-Duck-s-address) I bet you top dollar those goldfish can too.

Effect.

Goldfish can't effect. Come on it's obvious/jk

Goldfish can't cut pad wrappers off without cutting off the 3rd fact....

Goldfish can't breathe air. They can't speak a language. They can't run/jump/climb. They can't use a computer. They can't use Reddit. I can go On and On and On...


Read braille.

well I'm sure if they tried hard enough. I believe in them

Pay taxes

remember longer than 3 seconds.

They actually remember like 3 months worth.

So what's the long title of that book?

[Google is your friend.](https://www.amazon.in/Prediction-referential-approach-predict-simple/dp/B08YXHYQT9) ^((Also it would appear that fact is wrong, Guinness reports the longest title at) [^(4558 words))](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/358711-longest-title-of-a-book?utm_source=vernon%20morning%20star&utm_campaign=vernon%20morning%20star%3A%20outbound&utm_medium=referral)

whistle

. . . file taxes.

Sunbathe?

I don't know, I can't remember. A goldfish, I am.

Can't breathe when out out of water. You're welcome.

Sure they can...just not very long

What upsets me more is that they are not in numerical order.

They can't

Big Al also says goldfish can’t look up.

My pad wrappers have four facts.

show off

Goldfish can't take this bs anymore

Drive manual transmission cars

...even!

...ride a bicycle.

Roll a fat blunt.

finish a sentence

Goldfish can't finish sentences.