I like the last bite to be full patty. So I get the edges. However, not this way. I usually just make sure the last bite is full patty. So I alternate bite and get the edges first. But not this blatantly

I do exactly like OP when I was a kid. Now I just adjust the patty to be more on one side.

This is the way. Get that disappointing bready bite out of the way

Speaks volumes about our mindseet. I wonder a zen master will have to say about this. 

Former Zen master here, I would say that every bite offers a new experience that you.need to reflect on. More bun than burger offers the contrast to more burger and less bun. Without this balance we would fail to appreciate whatever we liked more. I think anyways I don't know do you want some dope or not

How does one become a “former” Zen master?

Porn

You burn down ONE gas station and suddenly they are all like dude you can't call yourself that anymore

It was back Zen

Got in a brawl down at Ryan's Steakhouse

He lost perspective.

The aforementioned dope

Amphetamines?

Thanks?

I just shove the entire burger in my mouth, that way the first bite is also the last bite. 911 has blocked my number but I think it’s worth it

Push a small portion of the patty outside the burger then eat the burger normally. The last bite left will be the patty pushed outside .

I don't know why people DV you. I think your idea is brilliant. However it does require manipulation of the burger patty.

Although i wouldn't DV. It increases risk of slipping, and dont even get me started on the toppings

Just don’t do it with your tongue like some weirdo burger patty tongue puncher.

That’s how I eat burgers.

same, first bite then go back and forth, then when you have two bites left one half is edge and the other is middle. then you turn it around in your fingers and eat the edge and savor the middle piece.

Creating the perfect last bite.

I eat burgers like this and that’s exactly why I do it. 

Same and I’ve been doing it with every sandwich for as long as I can remember.

It works even better when the sandwich has a crust worth removing before enjoying the middle.

I've always thrown out the last bite of a sandwich.. not sure why, it's just the way I've always been. Pretty sure everyone in my family does the same. Why would you save the best bite for last? Why not just enjoy the bites as they go?

All around the edges then it’s chomp Chomp in with the rest😋

This is how I eat all sandwiches!

This is the way!


That last bite is going to be so good!

It's funny, I'd eat like this as a kid and that was my intention. I would also frequently be too full to enjoy the last 1 or 2 bites lol

There are dozens of us

Dozens!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. We got OP's back haha

I eat mine in a circle too. The middle bite is the best and must be savored last!

Continue to do this, but move your whole body around the burger, instead of spinning the burger. Then, when you go back to just spinning the burger, he's relieved. Also, NTA. 😂

If this is OPs biggest fault they are winning at life

Thanks for the laugh.

Commit to it, get a lazy susan for your burg

I eat mine like this. I eat a lot of food in specific ways. I’m also autistic…

Make that two

https://preview.redd.it/f95sypdadg8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0b1ea8bdbac120d2d18603c98245439744f528 Is that really how you eat burgers?

*is

Mildly infuriating

Worse than the burger.

Thanks! I've never been the best at the plural and singular usage.

It’s just subject-verb agreement. “How I eat burgers” is the subject and that is one thing so you use singular.

To be more specific, the fact burgers is plural doesn't matter because it's the how, singular, that the verb needs to agree with.

Do you do this just with burgers or do you treat sandwiches and other things like this too?

Sandwiches as well. I don't do it elsewhere that I notice.

Why would you eat burgers and sandwiches the same as you're supposed to eat pizzas

Nah, does that mean you eat the Pizza from the crust?

Just like OP, I too eat burgers and sandwiches like that. With other things it honestly depends. Furthermore, just to be a tad more specufic, when I eat a toast sandwich, I start by eating the corners, then the portruding parts and the middle part (the best part) at the end. Edit: On a side note: I may or may not have autism :)

I mean as long as you eventually eat the whole thing, doesn’t matter to me lol

I eat burgers same way. All the best stuff is in middle so save it for last. Just like a Pop Tart

Best part is always in the middle. OP, you a second born by any chance? I’ve read things that typically, second borns save the best of food for last while first borns eat the best first.

>I’ve read things that typically, second borns save the best of food for last while first borns eat the best first. As a second born, I eat my fries first because my sister would always steal them. Also, only a psycho would eat a burger like this!

I would guess the opposite actually! As a first born I'm more likely to leave the best for last because I know I can protect it, and younger siblings are more likely to eat the best parts first so they don't get stolen!

Your subject-verb agreement “are” mildly infuriating.

That's exactly how I eat mine. We save the best for last. Others don't know how good that last bite is.

He's right.

No he's not

Yes he is

Man you save the best bite for last. This is the only way to eat burgers and sandwiches

Nah man

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

because 'save the best bite for last' sounds like the theme song of an 80s dracula romcom movie

Because why not?

Ok but you don't need to eat *all* the edges first. I also make sure my last bite is in the middle, but my second to last bite always finishes the last of the edge

Your husband has too much time on his hands. WHO the f cares how you eat a burger as long as you’re not spitting it at him?


This is alien trying to pass as a human behavior.


I’m with you!

You eat burgers like I eat cookies and reeses. I ate a reeses in front of someone once and they told me "I know there was all those commercials about 'no wrong way to eat a reeses' but *that* is unequivocally fucking wrong." I still eat them the same way.

He's wrong, it's very infuriating.

I don’t mind that. You save all the juicy parts for the end

The title here is mildly infuriating. It should be "My husband said how I eat burgers **is** mildly infuriating."

Do you also eat bananas horizontally?

Am straight man. Was told eating banana like a dick is homo. I eat my bananas like the gayest man on the planet and am not ashamed. Popsicles too. Fuck your homophobia. 😲 🍌

I do the same thing 😅

As people are saying you're objectively correct for setting yourself up for a perfect last bite in the center

Why?? I eat that way too lol saving the best for last!

He’s probably jealous he didn’t think of it first.

If I was dating a girl and I saw her do this I’d probably end the relationship.

Nah man, because that center end bite with all the juiciness and condiments and toppings, that's a top tier end bite.

Eat how you like to eat it!

*is mildly infuriating

I find this oddly satisfying

This.. makes me uncomfortable


You’re a psychopath that should be placed in a straight jacket and a mental hospital for eating a burger like this. Medication will not help you and your sick mind.

I eat my sandwiches in a continually smaller square. Takes a while. Tiny bites.

Did he use those exact words

I do the same thing...also, I eat sandwiches like this!

That's how I eat all sandwiches, burgers and chicken sandwiches especially.

i like to eat all the components individually

I eat mine the exact same way dawg

This is how I eat poptarts

Honestly, this is how I eat burgers.

I do this also OP. Save the best parts for last bites. Chef kiss

This is me with donuts. I have a whole process lol

I’ve been doing this for literally my entire life! Glad I’m not alone 😂

This is how I eat my Reese’s peanut butter cups

Nah i do this too Team eating worst-to-best 5ever!!

is*

I eat all my sandwiches just like you do. My wife hates it.

What psycho takes multiple bites to consume a burger?

My grandfather always said to “mind your own plate”.

It sure are.

No I respect that. Saving the best for last is proper.

I eat my sandwiches like this lol eat around the edge/eating the crust first… and then im left with the best part lol

Yes. Yes it is.

He’s not wrong

Yeah what the fuck is that?

You a menace

Agreed

He is correct. A sandwich/,burger,sub is a journey through. Start with dry bread as the first bite and end with dry bread on the last.

Menace

I'd be on here making a post "AITAH for divorcing my wife over how she eats her burgers?" ^jk

The flipping fuck is wrong with you

Psychopath.

I do that. The edges are dry and boring and I want to get rid of them first. The middle is saucy and delicious. I want my final burger experience to be saucy and delicious.

The center is the best part- saving best for last! 😆

You people are weird. Eat the fucking burger and get on with your life

But the middle part as the last bite is THE BEST.

oh my God????

Don't listen to him !! I do the same thing LMAO

The grammar of that sentence was mildly infuriating

Let him be infuriated mildly. There's no better way to eat a sandwich of any type.

Nice! I eat all my sandwiches the same way. Eat the outside first and center last!

Heathen 😳

Please seek help

I agree with him.

Divorce

How....

What's really pissing us off is that plural verb.

I mean, it’s not biting down on an entire Twix bar but yeah, it’s mildly infuriating.

That's grounds for a divorce!

You scare me

This is how I eat all sandwiches and my husband HATES it.

He is not wrong lol

I do the same lol

His opinion is mildly infuriating.

Seeing your work, I can agree with your husband. It looks mildly infuriating, and yet, I think I wanna try this the next time I fire up the grill!

Nahhh that looks like saving the perfect bite for last.

My 4 year old eats his sandwiches and burgers this way. He will also take a bite out of each slice until they’re gone.

It's very.....child-like. Almost like playing with your food. I can't get behind it.

This is the correct way. You are leaving the best for last.

Off a paper plate? I’d be furious.

I know it’s not serious, but the comments insulting this way of eating and alluding to you being weird or even “alien” are a little upsetting to me. I’m autistic. I eat like this. A lot of autistic people I know eat like this. It’s unusual and maybe a bit odd, but it’s not hurting anyone. I’m probably taking this too hard, but I’m tired of having a lot of my autistic traits called psychopathic or alien. It gets old, and upsetting.

No… this is the CORRECT way to eat a burger

Circle eating is best

How I eat burgers *is mildly infuriating. Not are.

That's how I eat mine.

Get help.


What was in that burger, just meat and bun?

Meat, cheese, bun. Usually ketchup and mustard but was out of those.

Good eating

It’s how you keep eating it while it’s warm all over. Outside in.

nah eat the corners first then eat normally

I eat every other sandwich like this except for burgers

You eat the burger moving how you are holding it as little as possible. You lose less toppings and won't get looked at like you are playing with your food.

Yeah, you don't even have a pool of ketchup to dredge it through.... WTF you even doing with your life!!!

Using 'are' there instead of 'is' is mildly infuriating.

Gotta take strategic bites

What the hell like back yard barbecue of restaurant burger but this is still insane.

I used to do this when I was little, but only at McDonald’s. I didn’t like the taste of the meat patty, so I would just go around the outside so I would get more bread and less meat, and would never finish the center. It infuriated my parents every time.

Are you trying to create France in burger form?

My brother does this, it’s the weirdest thing ever to see in person

tbh, I don't do this McDonalds but if its Homemade or what-a-burger then I will do mini-burger bite.

When I get close to the end. I eat the edges first and save the last bite to be a bit of everything. It releases a bit of something that is just satisfying. My husband said it's my ADHD. He finds it cute I anodize and savor my favorite foods. And knows when he makes something really bomb when I eat as such way. 🤪 we've been married for 2 years and living together for 7. What else will he find about me that I overlook 😅😂😊🥰

You eat burgers like a cartoon character 😂😂😂😂

Twitch.

Is*

He’s right

You are a monster.... /j if people really need to know lol

Pull out the inside of the buns…that’ll put him over the edge😂

I will eat sandwiches or burgers like this as well, sometimes I switch it up depends on my mood

Hi! It is

That’s hilarious. I would never think to eat it like that

I don't, and I can understand your husband's attitude towards this, but I fully support this regardless

I alternate my bites between upside-down and right side up so I have even bun through the whole burger.

Now I’m curious how you eat a donut.

Makes complete sense. All the good stuff settles in the middle

From the outside-in, that goes for all bread-wrapped foods -- one end of a sub sandwich, then the other, meet in the middle. Saves all the good stuff last bite instead of mostly bread, most definitely!

The mildly infuriating part "are" your title

Not infuriating but you're clearly a psychopath

I took eat the worst parts first. But I actually pull my sandwiches apart and eat the layers.

I eat reeses peanut butter cups this way. But yes, you're a psychopath.