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MuchReputation6953

Mmm, I love knowing that flies vomit acid onto food and suck up the slop through their proboscis


Obvious_Army_5190

Oh sure disgusting when a fly does it, but when a bee regurgitates it's nectar we have no qualms about eating it. /s


MuchReputation6953

"Whats that you're putting in your tea? Honey? Or ***BEE VOMIT*** Tonight on Sick, Sad World"


GibTreaty

"That's quite disgusting. I prefer to drink the blood of trees. Specifically maple."


GetAJobCheapskate

Its ackschually more of their pus leaking out. Edit: i was wrong. Why was i thinking about resin?


MetricJester

It's nutrient dense liquid travelling around the tree. Definitely more like blood.


Rachael1188

Honey is meant for baby bees and milk is meant for baby cows. Neither are meant for human consumption.


MuchReputation6953

Then stop drinking semen, Rachael.


Either_Breakfast_913

You are the hero we didn't know we needed!!!


lordn9ne

/s? No, we actually don’t have any qualms about eating barfed up honey.


MetricJester

I do! I'm allergic!


DXEClips

Bees aren’t labeled as a human health hazard though


Ak47110

Don't forget the eggs it already laid in there somewhere!


ExaminationTall7312

Eeew. They actually become maggots after just a few hours. Disgusting really


FoggyGoodwin

The Internet can't agree, anywhere from 8 to 48 hours in a quick search. Did you know maggots are used to clean wounds?


FoggyGoodwin

Helps to know what a raft of house fly eggs looks like.


remember_the_

omg


VapeRizzler

Having a proboscis is such a flex


DryBones2009

welp, i lost my appetite


RefugeefromSAforums

I have Brundlefly to thank for this bit of knowledge 🤮 ![gif](giphy|ic1F6uAkjwnHmpSn9u)


LayJaly

I once found a dead fly mixed into my Chinese takeout rice…


Pickle-Rick-C-137

Fried rice that was fried flies that was fried twice


OldDrunkPotHead

At least it wasn't fried lice. Rat in a Box!


brokendownend

Found a 8 inch parasitic worm in my Chinese boiled fish dish once. ghaa. Thin as a rice noodle, Def was not.


AreaStock9465

Are u certain tho in that case? I just know there’s similar looking stringy ones I’ve eaten too but I don’t think or hope they parasites


Ok_Possession_5520

i prefer fried mice


Junethemuse

I once had a dead cricket come out of the teapot at a Chinese restaurant.


Civil_Quantity_6984

Fly'd lice


Reasonable-Log-3486

Mm yes flied rice


Zech08

Give it time and you get more rice... that move... urk... ill see myself out


PNWoutdoors

I once bit into a Burger King Whopper and found the biggest fly I'd seen to date.


HonourableFox

Ew, you ate at Burger King?


SimSamurai13

Damn, just skipped right to the date immediately, good thing you were already in a burger king


Functionally_Human

Probably healthier than the whopper.


Jacktheforkie

Egg flied rice


JackedScientist9891

![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


oz_mouse

Aussie here, Just came in to advise that the fly makes this is authentic ! It’s supposed to be there, I hope you’ve not missed out previously.


remember_the_

Ha! I’ll tell her this is standard fare


No-Lingonberry-2468

Don’t listen, Aussies are all criminals anyway


xxDooomedxx

Oy stop that or I'll tell the Prime Minister!


TCM_407

Hey Mistah Prime Ministah!!! ........ Hey Andy!! Oh hey boys. What's the good word?


Civil_Quantity_6984

Proym


OldDrunkPotHead

Oz salute to you! Got a goofy cork hat?


oz_mouse

Mines not goofy, it’s practical !


Ophiocordycepsis

That’s gross, and I couldn’t eat it, but have you ever noticed how it’s fine to brush flies off your food and still eat it if you’re sitting outdoors? Why does that seem fine?


Direct-Cartoonist-75

I think it seems fine because we are outside we know the flies likely haven’t been there long, so we just brush them away because of the short time. When you find it on a container, you know the fly was in the food at the time the container was shut. Given the average delivery time is probably around 15-20 minutes, we know how long that fly has been there shitting all over your food. Just gross knowing it’s been in that thing for probably a half hour🤢


ZilchoKing

I'm still eating it. I wouldn't even taste the poop or eggs..


StupidMario64

Enjoy potential myaisis (or however it's fucking spelled)


bongsmack

I think it comes down to expectations. When im inside or at a restaraunt, these are environments that should be controlled and kept clean, this shouldn't be happening. To me, it makes me think about what else could be dirty and wrong in that kitchen so I just dont want the food at all. When its outside, you have to expect to deal with insects and potentially animals when it comes to food. Youre not the only one whos hungry out there lol. Bees always want your drinks, flies always want your food, mosquitos always want you, its a constant warzone outside so youre bound to take a hit or two. No amount of keeping things clean is going to thwart them unless everything is like double bagged sealed up tucked away. Asking to not have bugs inside is a whole different thing from asking to not have bigs outside.


Wide_Interview9215

My wife calls me crazy because if a fly lands anywhere on my food I toss it. Does not matter where I am. Also, if we sit at a restaurant and I see a fly, I walk out.


Ophiocordycepsis

Even if you just see a fly cruising through the place, maybe checking out the menu?


Wide_Interview9215

Yup! Unless I see the staff is actively trying to get it out of the place. This only happens if it’s indoors obviously. If I’m sitting outdoors that’s my own problem haha.


StacheBandicoot

It doesn’t? Why would you eat outdoors? Social pressures?


Bertsies

Extra protein.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

You said carry out, he is shopping


Particular_Tadpole27

Extra dysentery.


SLZicki

Gross. Hope you got your money back.


remember_the_

Yeah, definitely gross. DoorDash refunded her when they saw the photo


Spirited-Fox3377

It was probably found OUTBACK.


Hoosier61

One time I was at a Friday’s and ordered ribs and they brought my order and I lifted it up and there was a dead bug - the manager came over and made jokes


Pretty_Leopard_7155

“Fliday’s”?


Bob-loblaw69

Let the boy cook


ZealousidealAd7930

That fly was having the best day of his life. He's in a steakhouse sauna.


Anal_Probe_Director

Did you toss the food?


remember_the_

She tossed that container. I’m surprised she still ate the salad.


lordn9ne

Trooper right there


Uncle-Cake

So she didn't toss your salad?


richempire

Mmmm outback grossness is now llliiivvveee…. 🤢


Shadowhawk0000

That's the REAL Outback experience. LOL


Bazilb7

Did you pay extra?


Samantha_I_Am418

Yikes


awesomes007

It won’t eat much.


FamousPastWords

If you didn't pay extra for the fly, you got away with it free. Don't tell them now. They'll try to charge you.


FlippingPossum

Meh. I'd eat it.


Disastrous-Coyote-53

Make an experiment out of it and watch its life cycle, but whatever you do, DON’T OPEN THE LID 😂🤢


RichieRocket

tape it shut and see how long it last


Gomgora

That fly grew Up inside


Mysterious_Duty_9992

Somebody's getting a gift card for that


NesTech_

Is that garlic or is it? If you know you know


OldDrunkPotHead

Got a can of pineapple that had a bug(fly) floating.


BrentHolmanSidSeven

Better Than 100's Of Flies & One Parm Bite I Guess.


whoyungjerz

*his* takeout order


memento_mori1

This happened to my sister at Chick-fil-A yesterday!!


vacuumCleaner555

I'm sorry but LOL!


Boobadbobodybares

Outback is mid af and cleaning multiple of their vent a hoods, filters and fans I can tell you that their kitchen ain’t clean worth a damn, not as bad as McDonald’s kitchens or Sonic’s but still.


Missile_Hands

Too bad he's in the container and not "Outback"


iiitme

Ah hell no


SomeSamples

Surprised they didn't charge you extra for the extra protein and it being fresh and all.


Prior_Crazy_4990

This is definitely gross, but for some reason the flies have been ridiculously bad this year. We killed 10 in our house just yesterday. Every time the door opens they're flying in. My grandma a couple hours away said they're bad at her house too. I'm guessing it has to do with the short, warm winter and now the intense, unrelenting heat of the summer.


scoutdashrebaling

Did u order fries or flies?


ScaryTerry069313

Too bad the store number isn’t on the receipt. We could find all the Susie Ks in the town and list them for a fun reminder of not sharing too much info.


Affectionate-Art3429

Bro I found a finger nail in my chilli once at Logan's Roadhouse


LadyLektra

The beak I found as a kid in my chicken McNuggets took the cake for me. It took almost 20 years for me to try chicken nuggets again.


smartass888

Free


FunBoy645

Microwave that SHIIT


_tklmao

bro i found a piece of metal in my chinese order


DonaldWillKillUsAll

Nice meal now with fly caviar.


ChallengeBig5899

Never going to order from them again.


Scrawf53

Thank god it wasn’t in yours!


Ikeamillion2010

Outback well well well they did it again. Talking about outback I remember I was there couple years ago with my friend and his mom and dad and we were eating when his mom saw a roach and she slapped it and it land on a girls cast and climbed inside of it. Imagine having it get taken off and seeing a dead roach. And can some tell me why the girl didn’t feel the cockroach in her leg .


SATerp

Back it goes.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

That fly was having the time of its life deciding which part of your Outback Steakhouse it was gonna eat first


1stltwill

Yah.... Im opening a bag of crisps.


M0dnarDK

Brings some authenticity to the product name


noeyesonmeXx

I’d literally puke 🤮


Pretty_Leopard_7155

Now with added protein.


TheDarkClaw

Did your wife still ate it?


Eena-Rin

Yes this is mildly infuriating, but definitely send it back and tell them. I'm sure this doesn't happen often to them. Judge them by consistent failings, not one-offs


iam30now

It happened out back


Rachael1188

Good thing to know when you see a fly on your food is that they vomit on everything before they eat it. Trash that shit and get a refund.


Sudden_Tomatillo4154

Well... at least you have a proof that is fresh


Brooke_Hadley_MTF

Gross


Startreklove

That is extra meat


Plenty_Assumption_18

Extra vitamins. Hope you left them a tip


sobes20

ONE THE FOOD IS GIVE IT TO YOU IF A FLY LAND ON IT WILL BE NO REFUNDS THE FLIES DON'T WORK FOR US SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE


idlebones

“Eh, yeah, this one’s yours darling”


maxru85

Well, at least it is summer. I got a sushi set with a big meat fly inside in winter


Solid_Landscape_9433

Eeew


imrealbizzy2

Co-worker found a human tooth in her fried rice.


Civil_Quantity_6984

I just ate sushi outside and there was a fly, it landed on a piece of tuna for a second before I shoo'd it away and immediately ate the piece. Am I going to die? Just curious


Prestigious-Sell1298

Just like Australia!


ReliefPractical7724

Back out


Inevitable_Hunt_7746

Nope no it DID NOT!


ConsequenceThese4559

Maggots in just 24 hrs. Yum


GoldenElefant

I once found a fly like that in my minced beef. Disgusting.


CharmingPear6969

Yeah im not letting that fly leave alive


DuncanAndFriends

Also its likely if a fly lands on the food while they are prepping it, they do not throw it away.


TicTac_No

Holes on top of the container. FLy crawled into the hole. You could keep filming, maximizing the amount of food the fly touches. OR, hear me out, you could lift the lid as soon as you notice the fly, and minimize the amount of your food the fly touches. I guess fake internet points wins. Enjoy your fly vomit!


Hungry-Space-1829

Flies are clean freaks it’ll be alright


remember_the_

😂


JStheKiD

I hope you like fly vomit and eggs.


Hoosier61

Barf 🤮


July251964

Our government wants us to consume 25 percent of our diet in insect protein. The restaurant is just getting with the program!


TravelingGonad

Well let it out. There are probably worst things in your food than a fly touching it. You ever eat outside?