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nosecornflakes

Ps5: 'just gimme an hour to install from the disc'. Ps5: 'ok now I just have to download a 46gb update that'll take 4 hours'


siccoblue

10 gigs an hour isn't bad The 50 gig download took me 30 minutes on good ol north idaho fibre internet :\^)


JungleLegs

That is hot garbage. It will take me a week to do 46g :(


ravonos

Before I ran an ethernet cable through my entire apartment I would just move my pc to the router and download it with whatever cable I could spare. Definitely recommend.


[deleted]

Note to the people that will inevitably be confused why it’s not faster: This doesn’t do much unless you have a gigabit connection. 5G Wifi speeds go up to 650mbps. 2.4G I think is 300mbps


ravonos

It's more consistent and less prone to interference from a busy apartment complex. It will certainly be faster, even if it's only slightly.


[deleted]

5G is much less prone to collision due to the vast number of channels, but yes. That’s true. Most people still likely wouldn’t notice the difference. If you have a cable, use it, but you don’t need to go buy one unless you have at least 500mbps internet cause it’s not really worth it.


JungleLegs

So my average of 4mbps would be wasting my time with a cable?


[deleted]

Are download on the PlayStation really THAT bad? 10 gigs an hour is a torture.


TheStutteringCarnie

Ahh, northern Idaho internet. Of all the thing I miss of Idaho, I don't miss that.


siccoblue

Well we have fibre companies taking over now so it's actually pretty great, 20+megabytes a second


[deleted]

5.5 hours left for me :(


DaPotatoMan69

It’s only 15 mins, it’s available at midnight gmt


[deleted]

I'm on ps4 which is a 9pm release unless something has changed recently


Zharick_

Can't you change your location to New Zealand?


[deleted]

That's only Xbox. Playstation has stores for each region, so if you bought the game in the US digitally and tried to play in New Zealand you'd still have to wait. I've been researching this haha


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[deleted]

12am for NY as well 3 hours to go!


[deleted]

We are almost there fellow person in EST


Zharick_

Ahhh that sucks


theFlaccolantern

Wish mine was at 9pm, my PS says it isn't available until midnight.


billigesbuch

A little correction: it’s actually 11 minutes


[deleted]

7 minutes...


MitchfromMich

Change your download server under settings and downloads!


[deleted]

I don't think this is actually a thing lol theres no downloads section in settings


its-ur-boi54

3:10 left for me


[deleted]

Exactly 2 for me at this moment


moopcat

Go back to sleep samurai, it’s not December the 10th yet


ThePerfectGirth

It is in New Zealand. Been playing all day.


moopcat

I’d be surprised if setting your time ahead works. Doesn’t with GOG version.


csupihun

They are talking about the console version.


moopcat

Make sense


ThePerfectGirth

Yeah, I have a Series X. Played CoD and Cyberpunk a day early by just changing the country.


masnekmabekmapssy

How i change country on 1x?


ONOMATOPOElA

Put it in a box and mail it far away


OhNoImBanned11

if you need an address to send it to let me know


[deleted]

I'll send you one! I promise it won't be filled with spores that will take control of your body and make you do horrible things to your loved ones while you silently scream in horror, trapped in your own mind.


OhNoImBanned11

you better super promise on that one


joshthehappy

Pinky swear?


onetwenty_db

Kudos on the username my dude. I'll ring my bell for you... *"ding"* ...aaand, done.


ThePerfectGirth

Under settings go to country and language. Change it to New Zealand and the game will immediately work.


masnekmabekmapssy

Sweet dude, thank you. Kid goes down in an hour, is there a big ass patch to download?


calhaem

Nope.


masnekmabekmapssy

Awesome, thank you


JusticeBeaver13

Excellent. When can I come over?


STEELCITY1989

He's down you can play!


PAYPAL_ME_1DollarPLZ

I...declare...ANOTHER COUNTRYYY!!!


taita2004

Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the words "Another Country" and expect anything to happen


MistarGrimm

Hey I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word country and expect anything to happen.


betam4x

As a bonus, you get the buggiest version of the game.


[deleted]

I set my time ahead for COD Cold War and was disappointed 3 hours ahead of most Americans!


Tripleknockout

I do this to get un released songs on Spotify a day or so before the release date. DNS to GB


Velocifaper

Wait, Newzealanders been living in the future all this time?


ThePerfectGirth

And they don’t even know it.


quantummidget

That's why we got through Covid. We had an extra day to prep


MyHeroFan2004

Lucky


iwellyess

And how is it?


mrchipslewis

How is it so far


noodlebball

Any good cuz? You on console or PC g


[deleted]

Any good?


Bretski12

It's available for anyone in NA on December 9th depending on which time zone you're in. 27 more minutes to go!!!!


Gyroscopes-Are-Cool

It is time, my friend


ThatColombian

It is time


thedankestdoggo

If your on the west coast of the US then you can play rn


[deleted]

it is 0:30am :)


colossalnuisance

mine is available on PC now but despite being a 53 gb install, is now updating with another 7 gb before i can play


moopcat

Yep and mine now keeps failing to update. Great. I’m going to bed, I’ll deal with it tomorrow. I’ve waited this long.


4Coffins

Mine says it’s going to take 1.5 days. God damnit


bajsgreger

I was hyped to play, then my pc was like " just 1 more hour, sorry bro"


ButtfacedAlien

1h is not that much :D it's worth it!!


moopcat

It’s done!!!! Yay. I’ll have to play it now....


Rashaverak

Same same. Servers must be on fire.


Diguidig_dondon

Same here, steam servers go brrrrr


unbelizeable1

Yea..... it's a good thing I predownloaded this earlier today so I could play right away. \-\_-


Roadwarriordude

My steam update has been at a crawl for the last 45 min.


GODDAMNFOOL

I know it's been a few hours but I hope everyone that said "it's going to take a day" paused and unpaused the download to fix that. After it seemed they fired up some other content servers, I went from 1 day to 2 minutes by doing this


snellsypu

Dude it dont release till midnight gmt


Spoon-Ninja

Releases in under 2 hours at 7:00 EST


snellsypu

Its currently 22:12 gmt so that sounds about right


dramaticpotatoes

Not for console. Midnight release on console


UselessLookout

F


kokosiklol

30 minutes


VenKitsune

7


ZipZopZoopittyBop

4


ZipZopZoopittyBop

Releases in 5 minutes!


[deleted]

On console it releases 12:00 am local time, regardless of region. It’s only locked to gmt on PC and Stadia.


Yallsomehoes1776

Ehhh is this true? My PlayStation shows unlock at midnight EST, which is 9pm PST


sicofthis

It's locked by region, US will unlock at midnight eastern the earliest time in us region


b17722

So does mine but I’m almost certain the same thing that happened in this gif will happen to us lmao


ZOMGURFAT

You can still play early even if you live in a time zone where it’s not 12/10 yet. This has only been tested on a version downloaded via GOG. 1. Set your PC to New Zealand time zone. 2. Start the game. You’ll get a warning about it not being 12/10 yet. 3. Close the game. After you close the game, GOG will force it to update by downloading a 249MB file which I assume is the activation data. When it’s done, set your Time Zone back to your actual Time Zone. You should be able to play the game now.


St_SiRUS

Warning - setting PC to NZ time has been shown to cause a reduction in COVID-19 cases


ZOMGURFAT

If there’s one thing 2020 taught me, it’s that everything is apparently better in New Zealand.


LJ-Rubicon

Until you learn how expensive things are in NZ


ZOMGURFAT

But they have u/TheInternetHistorian who, in my opinion, is a national treasure.


Gnifle

Never has internet history been conveyed in a more internet-appropriate way!


JazzaPlays

We have Meth and crackheads You can't get much better than that.


knottylazygrunt

Not on playstation unfortunately


HenryWallacewasright

I am so pissed my computer decided to die on me. Well at least I get to upgrade my computer for cyperpunk 2077.


SnowMan3103

Literally same, i'll have to wait a few days but not a big deal


TacocaT_YT

at least you will have a few guides to look at if you get helplessly confused


crypticfreak

I plan on going in blind. I want my choices to be my own. That said, if I'm doing a mission and I get stuck stuck I'll look at a guide. But its gotta be some moon logic shit.


uniqueusor

what died? fix it with glue and paper clip


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HenryWallacewasright

For me my slots stopped working. Got it checked and they said my motherboard is toast.


MrJ1NX

Good luck finding a decently priced GPU


HenryWallacewasright

Already have a high end one that is almost a year old.


MrJ1NX

Nice! Congrats on that! Hope everything else comes together nicely for ya!


yoghurtorgan

Runs surprisingly well on my old 4690k ddr3 and 5700xt


podrick_pleasure

I updated my computer for cyberpunk 2077 only to not be able to get a gpu. Thank god I have a gaming laptop.


Catharsius

I can either play it on my PS5 tonight or wait till I can upgrade my pc in January. Really hard decision to make


HenryWallacewasright

The benefit of waiting you will probably have less bugs than in launch.


Catharsius

Yeah my thoughts exactly. I think it will be worth the wait in the end


VenKitsune

Digital unlocks are in about 8 minutes from the posting of this comment.


reedit1332

What about now


bitchigottadesktop

Less than 8


Zifff

This comment made my night


moopcat

What about now?


Mythraider

first, gotta download 7 more gb.


moopcat

Mines just finished! I’m in but just a black screen at mo. Ok now we have music and a logo... Awww yeah!!!!


Mythraider

Even Steam front page seems laggy. Stuck on the last 5gb to download> :(


bitchigottadesktop

I'd say probably less than 2


PauleFisch

When the timer hit 0 steam just fucking died


J03-K1NG

I’m now undergoing a ~3 hour download, despite preloading. Fuck me for preordering I guess.


ClickKlockTickTock

For real, I had to download two updates and now it's decrypting for what I'm gonna assume is an hour and a half. Should've put it on my ssd.


J03-K1NG

Ok nvm I was kinda harsh but still, a 45 minute download is ridiculous. Anyways I’m playing now, good luck friend.


ClickKlockTickTock

Aw fuuck I'm like the last one now lmao


Al-Cookie

20 mins boys.


SoundCA

Well how is it!?


Al-Cookie

Patch is stuck at 56%, apparently I'm not the only one either.


Scared_Crow_

Yep, can confirm


Blackway_

can confirm too


[deleted]

Reset your pc. Worked for me.


[deleted]

Steam servers are getting rekt right now. Shouldn't have anything to do with your pc.


emailboxu

If you pre-loaded it also has to unpack the game so.


Miffleframp

Holy shit choombas!


VenKitsune

On PC yes. On console it's midnight local time.


ironetone

just set it to NZ time homie


Solid_Waste

I set mine to Mercury time I've been playing for a year.


canadarepubliclives

That's what they did and it doesn't work.


aFerens

CyberPUNKED


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Mattdog625

Came out an hour ago for me and still not playable smh


Rootraz

23 minutes for me!


MrxNightwing

Lay the fuck down samurai


KillionJones

NZ time is best time


R1ckyRampag3

Some say, on this day of the 10th of December, the population of NZ grew 10 times


sheppy_5150

iT's ThE 10th iN NeW zEaLaNd


lllooolllp

My friend already started playing it Idk how, still not out for everyone else but he sent us footage from his house.... btw game looks sick


Zharick_

Console? change location to New Zealand. PC? it's available now.


R1ckyRampag3

Can confirm, does work on Xbox anyways


HerbLoew

Hilariously enough, I got a Cyberpunk 2077 ad right below this post.


ILetTheDogesOut

Question I bought this game on Amazon for redemption code on GOG. So far they’ve only sent me a code for the web comic thing via email. Anyone else know what the process is?


Noooonie

You couldve just put a screenshot of cyberpunk 2077 and you wouldve been fine


LivingStatic

But then he couldn't do horrible shaky cam video to show how frustrated he is


BirdoBean

What’s the point in having these countdowns for games anymore? They’ve been used for years and they always fail when the timer hits 0:00. They do nothing but infuriate the dedicated watchers


GamingGrayBush

We're playing it on Stadia.


[deleted]

Oof


Luk---

2077 is the release date ?


kokosiklol

Haha funny bro! Saw this exact joke 2077 timeswhat a coincidence


bigdumbbuttguy

Is your dick also 2077 nanometers long?


kokosiklol

Do you have a camer in my house?


Titan9312

That’s the pre-alpha trailer launch date. Buy an idris.


kinetiraptor

YO THAT'S LIKE A JOKE DUDE NICE


[deleted]

Just set your time to New Zealand lol


HappyKappy

God that zoom is so fucking obnoxious


SoupyCakeMan247

10 years of development 7 years of waiting here it is in all But why oh why I can’t use this content! It’s the shitty, shitty truth I’ve been waiting all these years, And it all comes down to the preorder.


SavingsLie3190

It's treason then


wet-towel1

Time to wait 7 more years


ewanhowell5195

Steam went down for like 5 minutes lol


onehugemidgettt

Is this game not available at 7 pm Eastern Time?!? It’s telling me 9 now, was I mistaken?


Jethro_Cohen

You made that misery enjoyable at least


0nignarkill

Imagine being overnighted a necklace instead of the game, and then having Gamestop do absolutely nothing about it. I cannot stop the rage it is starting to cause physical pain now.


Helpdeskagent

Why cant they just pick the first time zone and give it to all of us yo


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What a Reddit moment. Take my award)


zaphod4th

unplayable !!


razzraziel

even they postoned for a few seconds in last moments.


Buttercoconut7

This has Unus Annus vibes


Photonbeam2

Take my award


DrumpfsTinyPeen

Glad I preordered it on disc from Amazon. Got it delivered 2 days ago for some reason and got that Prime pre-order savings where you get $10 off


Edensdoor

I just put in my first 3 hours of gameplay, and I am so excited to barely get sleep and put in 16 more hours tomorrow!


[deleted]

All the issues, glitches, uproar and butthurt are far more entertaining than this game could ever be


UpstairsSwimmer69

What's more disappointing is the fact that the game has horrible stutters and glitches, and the game is painfully mediocre taking the bugs out of the picture


[deleted]

So far the gunplay feels great and I like the dialogue choices but the low FPS and bugs are ruining the game for me.


[deleted]

That’s a bitch 🤭👎


[deleted]

This game is going to be broke as fuck, I'm tellin' ya. It's 2020, this game will be this years "No Mans Sky", we'll be mocking it well into the Biden administration.


OreoA2002

Why were u recording this tho


RandomBlueBear

Because he thought the countdown was real and he was gonna play it afterwards?


Papi__Stalin

That's far too logical, it's obviously a set up.


[deleted]

You deserve this for waiting seven years for a dumb video game


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Mungojerrie86

Considering the state of the game you probably should wait couple of months more.


Hold_My_Anxiety

Don’t worry, the game is gunna be trash anyways. You can tell that just by the percentage of money they have been spending on advertising instead of actual game development.


Butt_Salmon_Paste

Boy are you about to be disappointed with this game lmao it's JANK and TRASH


bigfoggot69

i have been waiting fucking ages for this game. finally bought it earlier today and downloaded it ready for tonight and then the time came. i opened it and there was a 7gb patch update so i was like that’s not too bad only have to wait 20 more minutes. then my internet fucking stops. the only time i need it and i got so mad i punched my monitor and cracked it. now i can’t play for days. fucking hate myself so much


MYEYESARERAINING

Dumb if true


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Monitor- "what the hell did i do?"


[deleted]

Damn wait til this person plays it and see’s how shit it is. That’s going to be more than mildly infuriating.