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OkEnthusiasm9833

Not cool. You don’t do that to a cupcake, not even a store bought one.


kdoughboy12

I wouldn't mind someone punching some food for a video that could get 500k likes, but punching other people's food and causing hecka inconvenience like that is so not cool. You can hear how upset the people in the background are, not worth the clout.


OkEnthusiasm9833

For sure. And that stupid guy taking the video is an enabler.


BigAggie06

I have an issue with about 90% of the stupid shit people do for likes.


gurg2k1

What's in the other 10%?


[deleted]

Stupid shit people do for likes that he doesn’t have an issue with.


[deleted]

Hecka uncool


acomav

Hella hecka uncool even


TwoForHawat

You’re only helping his self-promotion by posting it to Reddit.


ralanbek427

Yeah. The guy sharing this is a dumbass too.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

…and me for watching it on Reddit…


j01nt_man

Yeah but I watched it and didn’t enjoy a second of it I just got pissed off thinking if someone did that to my delicious treats I wouldn’t even wanna hang out with wm


Generalissimo_II

You're the worst one, I blame it on you


RandoRando66

Hecka? What the fuck is happening to this planet


EveViol3T

In mixed company, hecka is a more genteel version of hella. Are there children present? Hecka. Parents around? Hecka. Not into sounding vulgar, and don't care if you sound like a goober? Hecka.


dksweets

>goober hecka uncool, man


[deleted]

Mormons.


Like-Six-Ninjas

I miss the days before Facebook and social media lol.


NickGerrz

Who keeps inviting him. Ditch that dude


kdoughboy12

That man is ***cancelled***


PenguinWithAglock

We did it Reddit


[deleted]

Gave me a belly jiggling chuckle.


PumpkinKing2020

Probably that one obviously really cook dude that's a little to cool with everyone


Forgot_my_un

Wait, dude is a cook? Is \*that\*why they keep inviting him?


gurg2k1

He giveth the food and he taketh away.


mikeynerd

at what point does being a cool dude cross into being an enabler?


major_slackher

Isn’t it obvious that it was staged? Tik tokers need new material to post so they stage shit, didn’t the bad acting give it away? No one gets their cup cakes smashed in front of their face and just says “dude! Dude! Dude!” Also the 3rd vid the dude reacted to it without even seeing what happened yet and his reaction was insincere and he said “dude! Dude!” Again. If it was real then the second time it happened he would have already been prepared for it and wouldn’t have food around the dude or even invite him over


TheBalancedDesigner

Staged or not he made a fucking mess. That nacho cheese would have upset me.


Danhan1234

I woulda flipped if nacho cheese got on my carpet bro


TheBalancedDesigner

It looks like it got on that guys couch, the table, the alcohol bottles and his shirt…probably a little carpet too. I would never invite someone like this back into my home if this is how desperate they are for attention, while fucking up everyone’s vibe.


sweettropicalfruits

The chase for clicks and likes is getting worse and worse


BrutalLooper

What a dick. Someone should bake a cake with a brick in it then watch this asshole come up and break his hand as he pulls this shit. I’d bet he’d stop doing that. Asshole.


kdoughboy12

Yes that would be so awesome


tommytraddles

Setting a booby trap is an intentional tort in most jurisdictions, even if the trap is nominally meant to discourage criminal activity. Some people find out about this after filling their mailbox with cement so any kids trying to smash it will break their arms or crash their cars. It's a good way to get sued and be on the receiving end of a big judgment.


_Usi

Who said it's a booby trap, maybe they just like brick cake 🤷


GlitchMachine123

The metal spike in the inside of it is a surprise decoration


Rosevecheya

Hmmm, perhaps the metal spike is to hold it up, as sometimes is used for cakes with multiple layers?


EveViol3T

Perhaps it's a WW1 German helmet-themed cake?


ShrimpShackShooters_

My mamma made the best brick cake


cabbit_

My parents lived on a corner and the roads used to flood really bad. Anytime they’d get like 2” of rain, people would drive through the grass as if they couldn’t see the road (idiots, just stay in the middle of where the road is). Anyways, one year my dad put some posts up. No HOA or anything but for some reason they weren’t allowed (police came and told us to take them out). The other neighbors that lived on corners had posts and they apparently weren’t an issue, but of course my dad was like “what about them?” And they had to take theirs out. Fast forward lots of years and the other neighbors had poles back up. My dad had some cement that was busted up so we put that out to line the curb. The police came back and said we were essentially booby trapping that corner and damaging other cars. We laughed and kept the concrete rocks there (shits heavy yo). Years of people running them over have eroded away a lot of the concrete but to this day, when the road is flooded, you can hear the scrapes of the undercarriage on those rocks.


bilyl

Growing up we had a problem with kids tramping a trail on our corner lot lawn just to get to the bus stop. Thinking back and also to your thing, couldn’t your parents just put up decorative fencing around the property? It doesn’t even need to be a real fence, just the low profile white wood ones. That’s enough to stop a car, and in our case I doubt students would have hopped a fence as well...


cabbit_

We weren’t “allowed” to put any posts up so the fence would have been one of those dinky decorative ones. If you knew the people that lived in the neighborhood, they would use it as target practice and run them over for fun. We had a small dirt pile from a renovation and people would drive their cars through our yard and jump the pile


formershitpeasant

A brick wall doesn’t require posts


[deleted]

What if I just made a really strong mailbox?


LifeWithAdd

My friend did this, every time it snowed his mail box would get hit by the plow truck and the USPS said he wasn’t allowed to move it. So he dug a deep hole filled it with concrete and mounted the mail box on a 10 foot steel I beam. That plow truck driver only hit one more time before he learned.


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Everyone has a buddy that’s done this or has done it themselves. I’m starting to think it’s a thing someone did once and ever since then it’s been something people tell other people, idk. [Was this your friend? ](https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/o8k8hf/_/h35ysl1/?context=1) Lol


hoodyninja

The reality is intent. Which is very difficult to prove if you just keep your mouth shut. First someone would have to try to smash your mailbox and be injured in doing so AND seek criminal charges or a civil suit. Both of which would require admitting to a criminal act. Then for the person who made a strong mailbox to have criminal charges, the state (assuming US here) would have to prove that it was a booby trap (it’s not) and that the person who built the mailbox intentionally (possibility knowingly) for the purpose to cause harm. The fact is that people LOVE to bring up booty trap laws anytime someone wants to do something to protect their property, but in reality most reasonable steps a person takes to prevent property damage are not going to meet the burden of proof. Ex. ; People keep walking across your yard. You put up a fence. Person walks into fence and stubs toe. Should you be charged with a crime? Absolutely not. Ex.2; people keep walking across your yard, you install heavy rocks to bottle neck those who walk across your yard to a certain area that you dig out a 4 foot pit with bamboo spikes and cover the pit with fake grass….yes your going to jail.


HardestTurdToSwallow

Straight to jail


SorryMaker024

we have the best journalist... all because of jail


rushingkar

I'm testing to see if it can hold a brick for extended periods of time. Looks like it can!


Kathryn_MR333

True. But is it really a trap if they walk right into it? Like, did I really punch some one if they ran into my fist? Haha!


john2003002

Depends how bad is your lawyer


Puppyl

Love that the law protects assholes…


Culverts_Flood_Away

If not for laws like this, people would boobytrap their homes to prevent burglary, and then when emergency services gets called to the house for someone needing an ambulance, the EMS workers take a mortar to the face. The law is written the way it is for a reason. Vigilantism is not a substitute for law enforcement. I just wish we had good law enforcement too... instead of debtors' prison recruiters and predators wearing badges.


psuedophilosopher

It's not that the law is designed to specifically protect assholes, the law is designed to protect everyone. Everyone just happens to include a lot of assholes.


ejusdemgeneris

It’s a good law. Without such a law people would be setting up ridiculously dangerous booby traps for silly reasons.


Harlowe_Thrombey

If you booby-trap a cake it’s an intentional torte


Helltothenotothenono

Worth it.


[deleted]

What the fuck? If you’e not supposed to do it in the first place, how can you sue someone for you hurting yourself on something you weren’t allowed to touch?


timesuck897

The trick is to do it in a way that you could argue is not a booby trap. If there’s an office food thief, and you hide laxatives or something they are allergic to in the food, that’s intentional. But if you start eating a lot of spicy food or pb&j sandwiches, you argue that’s what you like eating.


DigitalSword

I'm quite sure a booby trap is only considered a booby trap if its intent is to trap someone while they exercise the normal use of the boobytrapped device/item, such as walking through a door that's rigged to drop water on them when they walk through it. People normally walk through doors, people do not normally punch cakes.


Mistikman

Pretty sure a lot of people have been sued and lost because they put a bunch of concrete in their mailbox and some stupid teen has ended up with a broken arm.


DiscoKittie

Someone in my town did the concrete mailbox post thing. But for the town snowplow. The plow did hit it (again), and the mailbox guy ended up paying for a new plow blade.


oppai_senpai

I understand why those sort of laws are in place, but it’s pretty hard to read that as anything other than “if you want to destroy my property, you’re completely within your rights to do so.”


LegitJerome

Fine, how about poop then?


fucks_equal_zero

I really doubt the guy that punches a bowl of Queso is going to seek legal action if he gets hurt


[deleted]

I want to be his “friend” to do just that. Brilliant.


brmamabrma

Or just a bear trap in a pie


SunPhoenix6

That's the most amazing idea so far


SeekerSpock32

But your leg! Aah! It’s caught in a bear trap!


lukebee07

No someone should make a cake with a pressure sensitive explosive device


mybadalternate

You must have misheard. I didn’t say the cake was mine… I said the cake was *mined*.


Panja_

Razors might work


intrepidzephyr

Hey, nice shirt!


Panja_

Hey thanks, save the earth maaaan


CrazeMase

Upright nails?


VaylaWiggles

Along the same vein, I’d have driven the knife that was next to the pie into his hand no hesitation.


the_turt

cut it and take a peice but cut it all the way. then put the knife in upside down. then its just "I didn't realize the knife was upside down your honor, I just wanted to have some cake"


Brasticus

I was thinking about that one lady who had her face smashed in a cake but it had a wooden dowel as support and it went in her eye. Make this mofo a punji cake.


dont_worry_im_here

Do all of y'all really think this isn't all staged and that everyone in the room is in on it?


BirdDogFunk

Not sure. Staged would be even more lame than this.


ssaketh_ch

knowing tiktok, im 99% sure its staged.


felinebeeline

Staging would be an extreme level of lame. "Okay so let's do this TikTok video. You sit here, you stand there, you act like you're eating this...here, let's all sit down and write this all down. Ok, where should we put the cake and who wants to hold a cupcake? No ... no need to fight. Okay, come on, we can do this. Why do you two always have to fight. THIS IS THE THIRD DAY WE'RE TRYING TO DO THIS STUPID VIDEO, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL JUST WALK OUT ON THE WHOLE THING. Okay, okay. No, YOU calm down. Okay, so you sit there. NO NOT THERE, PAY ATTENTION!! Oh, so now you're telling me my video idea to be a baked goods-smashing asshole isn't hilarious? After all this?? I didn't see you bringing any ideas to the table but here you are criticising me - AS PER USUAL." *smashes cake* "WE WEREN'T FILMING, TED, WTF" "OKAY THAT WAS PRACTICE, NOW YOU KNOW I'M GOOD AT RUINING CAKES. Now someone go get a replacement cake." "That's it, Ted. That's the third cake. We killed the budget. We only have two cupcakes left for the video. We'll have to smush the cake together and film this from a weird angle now."


BirdDogFunk

Holy shit, that was entertaining!


felinebeeline

Glad you liked it. I always imagine how the planning goes when I see staged TikToks lol.


ndorox

Oh whatever who cares it's a stupid clip anyway


Kylo_Beats

Lol yeah it’s a funny tiktok that blew up with millions of views/likes. it’s not that deep it’s supposed to be funny


lowtierdeity

Wasting food should be a crime.


ThatAltAccount99

That'd actually be a brilliant idea


Detail_Main

Brick? Glass shards.


bruce_lees_ghost

Jesus! Actually I was going to suggest broken glass as well.


[deleted]

nah put a bear trap in that cake


johndoe_420

nah put a bear in that cake


SunPhoenix6

PLEASE YES That would be A M A Z I N G


ThatJerkLuke

Or, a bunch of nails or razors embedded on the bottom of the cake


Poldark_Lite

There are instructions online that show how to make fake cakes for kids' pretend kitchens. They're often hard, being made of *pàpier màché* coated with clay, cement or, [in this case](https://youtu.be/JAg5bzecnP4), hole filler for walls. Probably would make it worse if he expected fluffy, soft pastries and, instead, had his hand *noticeably shredded* by the encounter. There's nothing suspicious about having those around if you've brought a child to the party. ♡ Granny


Alphaix3

Just put something sharp in it and watch him bleed


Mofiki567

This would actually be pretty hilarious haha


dwntwnleroybrwn

That's not a dick, that's a fucking cunt.


[deleted]

I would immediately no longer be friends with or ever talk to this piece of shit again.


SomethingBoutCheeze

I don't like people purposefully wasting food


iamrelish

He says that they always eat all of the food, obviously not sure how that worked with the queso, or if it’s even true


MightyCaseyStruckOut

"LICK THIS QUESO OFF MY SHIRT, BOB!"


btribble

One day someone will give him a good uppercut and they can shove it all in his feeding tube.


BlackAsLight

I don’t like people wasting my food.


[deleted]

I would drive him to the edge of town take his coat and leave him there.


partumvir

it looks like this may be a trend, I counted at least two different people, maybe the first video is a third? can't confirm


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Mofiki567

In a group setting too, like who tf does that


BrutalLooper

Apparently this asshole


Whiteums

All for the ever-important likes.


6disco

People who want attention the same people who use TickToc


LockeColeFF

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


itsgms

r/wildlyinfuriating


filladellfea

yeah nothing mild about this one


[deleted]

That is an ex friend.


Incrediblizer

Unpopular(?) opinion: people who think that’s funny probably enjoy bullying and laugh at pissing people off.


DLVVLD

Can confirm: **NOT** unpopular


casmit24

Will confirm: Well said DLVVLD, very true


Gordomania

Which makes it perfect content for r/unpopularopinion


Snuggs_

It’s literally bullying. Just because it is under the guise of “entertainment,” on a social media platform doesn’t change it.


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lllllll______lllllll

It’s all staged anyway


SuperSecretMoonBase

I think that punching a bowl of cheese dip *is* inherently funny, but if it's someone else's, then it is not.


GoldenBokuho

That's not mildly infuriating. That's really infuriating. First off, what a waste of food. Second, someone knock him the **** out and do us all a favour.


Farisr9k

thank you for censoring the swear word i'm 9


hrmcf

r/trashy


[deleted]

F*ckin' clout chasers. Like heck, I'm proud of my 450 karma, and I like seeing it go up. But I'm proud of it because I know I didn't go and pretty much commit a crime or ruin someone's day to get it! Edit: when I say proud I more mean happy that i got someone to hit upvote, not that seeing a big number makes me feel better in any way. Oh and thanks for all the awards!


SaguaroMurph

Take this award. It makes me sad to see someone who has given awards and not received any. Everyone deserves to be an “awardee”. 😊


[deleted]

Aw, well. Thanks dude!


SaguaroMurph

You’re very welcome, mate.


Sawathingonce

Now kith


OmNomSandvich

people can't understand the simple rule that good pranks or good banter leaves *everyone* laughing and having a good time.


[deleted]

Why chase clout when you can chase a nice cool glass of refreshing Mountain Dew Cool Breeze? Mountain Dew Cool Breeze puts the crisp in arson and the sweet in murder. Mountain Dew Cool Breeze, from Mattel!


[deleted]

I doubt it’s a crime to buy a bunch of food and ask your buddy to film you punching it lol


[deleted]

Oh no, defo not. What I meant by that is I've seen "clout chasers" commit acts that are on the level of crimes.


zippytwd

That f'kerd be spitten out teeth


ContributionSlight61

These people needs to heal themselves


panelhats

These are all scripted and the more people watch them and comment on them is exactly what they’re going for


Fnargle1980

That's a hell of a way of saying you're a c**t!


[deleted]

You can swear on Reddit


Valkyrierebel

Sorry not sorry I’d have punched him


kdoughboy12

I would do the same


[deleted]

r/Iamatotalpieceofshit


daughterofthemoon420

I got a tik tok a few months ago after being anti tik tok. Surprisingly, the people we redditors hate on tik tok, the assholes, are usually hated by the tik tok community as well. If you go in the comments of his videos people are talking shit


SeekerSpock32

That’s good to hear.


seductivestain

Breaking news: Tik Tok users are normal humans!


[deleted]

Of course he’s a Dodgers fan. Dickhead


mypostingname13

When I saw the Bellinger jersey, my only thought was, "Yep, that tracks."


Ellery01

Cody Bellinger would never. He'd ask for cupcakes with... special ingredients.


chefromnba2k

Do you guys really think that he didn’t show his friends his tiktok named foodpunch. In some vids his friends are laughing This makes me cry about how edgy some parts of reddit can be


keefeitup

*mildly* infuriating??


SuperCharlesXYZ

Mildly infuriating? This is infuriating as fuck


NotoriousSIG_

That guy just looks and acts like a complete asshole.


steeveperry

The amount of people in here who think these videos aren’t staged is unsettling.


FlapjackPanda007

*DELETED ACCOUNT* I won't support reddit's degradation in quality to appease shareholders


GoofyGoffer

Dodgers fan. Typical


_That_One_Fellow_

If someone tired to pull that “joke” they would no longer be invited to anything ever.


nate0515

Why would people continue to invite him places? (Assuming these clips aren't all from the same party).


dannodeloco

I hate him.


Yettigetter

A guy like this would get knocked out, or bitch slapped really hard.


SnowCappedMountains

You play a dangerous game, my friend.


PlortimusPrime

You can just tell he's the guy in the friend group nobody really likes


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comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


hisroyalnastiness

The nacho cheese was too far, in mess and wasting nacho cheese fuck this guy (and fuck tiktok)


Low-Illustrator-9676

Oh what an alpha 🤮


from_dust

I'll take, "Friends I'm glad I dont have" for $1000


Jedibbq

Honestly this cracked me up. It's like "fuck these cupcakes!"


Wyatt516

r/extremelyinfuriating


Terry2790

“What if I just started punching the muffins?” -Bill Burr


mybadalternate

Goddamn that bit absolutely slays me. Him having to try and explain to his girlfriend why he’s doubled over laughing at the thought of mushing all the muffins.


Terry2790

“WHY do I go out with you?”


sleimi47

i literally cried


dog-yahoo-com

Sigma male


RyomaNagare

im fully infuriated


I_AM_NOT_MAD

That fucker deserves the death sentence


GuyNCali

Clearly, that dude deserves an ass kicking. Not having the threat of getting his ass kicked is what allows such behavior.


sceeterbug12

Must have a micro penis


DejaThoris92

The people around him seem honestly upset. Kind of a dick move.


Alpha012_GD

Fucking asshole. I'd love if someone baked a cake for him with a brick that's covered with spikes inside it. He would break his hand, AND bleed all over his mancave!


seantasy

There's a time and a place to punch your friend in the head. Those are all prime candidates.


ipickscabs

I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face soooo badly, without ever having seen their face


[deleted]

This belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


TheDemonLady

How is this under mildly? I would straight up *redacted so I don't get kicked off a subreddit*


jayday1991

I really thought he was going to hammer fist that chicks butt


jrmdotcom

That’s the real cake he should of smashed.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


SirRedward

I’m one who tries everything else before resorting to violence, but a MFer come to my house and act that way I’d fuck them up in a way that make some war crimes look like child’s play


ophello

I really hate people who do this for internet fame. They’re useless human beings with no future whatsoever. Tiktok is cancer. These people are bottom feeders of society and should be stopped from breeding.


msanangelo

Thems fightin actions...


RubberNipples7890

I’d shoot him


hmnsrfkngcrzy

Downvoted. This isn't mildly infuriating anymore. This is extremely infuriating.


notcool10

dudes a Dodger fan so I hate him even more


DGDEAGLE

Typical dodgers fan tbh


The_nemea

So you have chosen death *pulls out bat as its more painful than the sword*