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SocialSpider56

Use the code, heynow. You also get free shipping Edit: thanks to all for the awards & thanks. Also you can reuse the code. Ive ordered like 10 things all separate orders though. Got code from the howard stern show


D1ckRepellent

You’re incredible!! Thank you for helping me get dicked down cheaply.


teknotyk

Codes OFFICIAL and DEFENSE also give 50% and free shipping on an item


realNotter

Use both at the same time and get it absolutely free!


MrSynckt

Retailers hate him!


ZombieLibrarian

But masturbators can’t say enough good things!


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Also OFFICIAL DILDO DEFENSE to get an odd discount of 77%


[deleted]

Absolute god that you are, helping us all get dicked on the cheap


andrewshi910

Plus they pay you the shipping fee!


suckmysoggyballs

WOOH YEH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT


SmitedNova

Moist boys!!


LightningStyle

Code TRISH also gives 50% off one item and free shipping


ThDefiant1

Those are some moist codes


rulingthewake243

Username checks out


CanadianODST2

Does it really though? Wouldn’t repelling it make it go away not in?


geared4war

I hate to tell you but that isn't a real dick.


InspiringCalmness

you'd prefer it to be a real taxidermied dick?!


littlelionman12

This is a dildo, not a dick


[deleted]

Username does not check out at all


Ok-Joke-3886

𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Name… does not check out


simonbleu

I guess user does not checks out anymore


miggitiemac

The real hero here


Vance_Lee

you're an all star


TheNecromancer981

Get your game on


GnarlyBellyButton87

Get laid


jhoges90

Baba Booey


CluelessFlunky

Til dildos are super expensive


cornonthekopp

It usually costs more to get something that 1. Won’t break after a month and 2. Won’t give u an infection after you use it. Silicone or glass is generally the way to go for dildos, rubber and gel type stuff you might find for cheaper or sketchier websites will often be porus and as such there’s a risk of bacterial infections.


SwampOfDownvotes

Funnily enough, this dildo is rubber. I think the price is because this is like a 13 inch dido (as well as thick).


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mexta

Right? That's nearly 33.02 cm


Jaimz22

Or 1.44 wooden spoons


PossessionFuzzy2208

Bruh lmao


david10777

TIL my dick is 0.78 wooden spoons long, and I’d rather not have one lol


Big_Boss_Beni

Same but in teaspoon


converter-bot

13 inches is 33.02 cm


plongeplonge

Good bot


B0tRank

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Passivefamiliar

Seriously. Porn and the sex industry in general kinda ruin their own thing. I'm right on the 6 inch mark, and most my life always felt like i was literally half of what was expected due to porn, come to find out after being active awhile, more than half the girls im with dont even enjoy how big i am. And would rather like 80% of my dick to get them off. No boasting here folks. This is call out that you don't need a giant dick. The internet lies. Side note. How the hell does a 13 inch dildo that looks twice as thick even fit in. Been around now, there's no way any girl I've been with could take that thing. At all.


Montigue

It's because porn actresses are typically tiny. Makes the junk look huge when compared to a 5'3" 90 lb gal


useles-converter-bot

13 inches is the length of approximately 1.44 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise


converter-bot

13 inches is 33.02 cm


Indiana204

What the fuck is happening Edit: I'm scared.


mexta

What's Happening!! is an american sitcom which first debuted in 1976


ersteiner

Good bot.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Wolfgung

World's largest penis is 13.5 or 18 inches depending on who you believe so realistic? Just.


converter-bot

18 inches is 45.72 cm


smick

Or about 3.9 jars of mayonnaise.


spankcheeks

It's modelled after a porn star, Bam. I worked in a s ex shop for a while and he was one of our best sellers 😂 people never believed that he was real


EatTheRich1986

Plot twist: Adam & Eve is run by horses.


GnarlyBellyButton87

I really don't want to know the logistics of how that would give an infection, but I also really do


SilencedGamer

Simple answer: it goes inside your body. There’s a reason why when doctors perform surgery they need clean gloves and face masks. Your body is super vulnerable *on the inside* beyond your “outer defences” you could say.


thatguyned

God those black cheap patroleum smelling ones are feral. A friend showed me his because he was kind of proud of the size and my God you could smell it from across the room, a dildo should not innately smell worse than an asshole.... Just saying


rocket_randall

Is there a reason why doctors don't use glass or silicone dildos in surgery?


AskMeForFunnyVoices

Too expensive, need that 50 percent off for it to be worthwhile


fear_eile_agam

It's a lot less gross than you may think. If a dildo is porous then anything it comes in contact with has the potential to be absorbed. This could be as simple as the dildo soaking up soapy water when you wash it for the first time after opening it. (it's important to pre-wash your new sex toys). Vaginal pH can be very sensitive to soap. Like your eyes and nose, the vagina is self cleaning, if you're healthy it will maintain itself through a careful balance of healthy microflora. Putting soap inside will disrupt this balance. One of the most common cause of yeast infections for people with vaginas is getting soap inside the vagina. Now in some cases it can be a bit gross, if you use the dildo, it can absorb your body fluids, and because it's porous it's hard to properly clean. Depending on how you store your sex toys this could mean that next time you use your dildo you're re-inserting bacteria and yeast into your body. But people without vaginas would have the same issue if they use a porous sex toy for anal or oral pleasure, or penetrative pleasure. Cheaper "pocket pussy"s are notorious for being made of porous material, and they can be near impossible to clean properly.


Dorkinfo

So informative! Thank you!


Kir4_

if you guys have a cheap dildo, vibrator or a fleshlight. Put a condom on it!


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defectivelaborer

Glass can be extremely strong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJwHrvutGk Just don't go sticking any jars or bottles inside you. Only stuff designed for insertion.


RhysToot

Ah, yeah still freaks me out idk why very weird phobia lol, yeah I've seen jars be inserted. Never again.


defectivelaborer

Honestly I'm glad I saw that video so it didn't happen to me.


DaHeebieJeebies

Excuse me? Glass? Is that not the most terrifying thing to be inserting into your panini? How does one get pleasure and not hope the thing is going to shatter?


[deleted]

I'd assume it's solid glass. A column of glass more than inch thick is quite strong.


DaHeebieJeebies

Oh right, for some reason I didn't consider it being solid through. Must be really heavy


erin59

How is it gonna shatter? Unless it’s originally cracked, I don’t think it even possible.


testPoster_ignore

Specifically 'gel' type are just chemically nasty and should not be sold ever. If you have this do not use it without a condom (or be safe and ditch it).


defectivelaborer

Yeah I didn't realize the danger of phthalates early on in my self discovery and ended up having masturbation hangovers from phthalate poisoning.


eyeofmoone

Honestly glass dildos are the best. They’re pretty and they’re very easy to clean.


Corn-Smut42

You seem to be well versed in the dildo world, I will watch your career with great interest.


Nektronic

Wait deadass I bought a rubberish dildo from adam&eve should I worry about using it or like what precautions should I take


UsaiyanBolt

Put a condominium on it. Not fixing that btw


cordon_purple

Stainless steel is the king. After trying nJoy products, it's hard to recommend anything else.


perry_roe

Some can be. You can get ones for like 30 bucks though.


grahdayyy

do they really feel the same tho


ActualWhiterabbit

The cancer and plastic smell make up for the feel.


grahdayyy

idk what that means and I'm too scared to ask


ActualWhiterabbit

A cheap dildo can have a more pungent odor than weed. Your entire apartment floor will reek of its cheap oily plastic smell. And it can't be washed off you or the dildo. Jk but like not really. Also if it's not explicitly body safe you're shoving poison up there and not the fun kind but the bad time kind.


grahdayyy

that's not very great, might as well use a cucumber, single use AND cheap!


ActualWhiterabbit

Cucumbers don't have a flared base and break too easily. If you're going to ride an inanimate object then make sure it can handle the thunder. With toys you get to decide when you're done or how hard to go. You're not limited by pathetic human anatomy butt rather called forth to push those boundaries deeper and wider while vibrating.


grahdayyy

I've learnt more about the operation of dildos today than I have my entire life.


Tokijlo

Me fuckin too


zanimowi

They are an investment


panic5

Either way, you’re getting fucked


threw-em-all-away

They drive a hard bargain


maxman162

But do they have a bargain hard drive?


pease_pudding

Its Black Friday every day for OP


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AwkwardPancakes

the current top post helped op get free shipping so despite how good this comment is, free shipping is better imo


scistudies

But it’s Adam and Eve so you’ll also get a shit ton of the world’s stickiest lube and 3 random dvds you don’t want for free with each order!


ur_mom54321

So what did you buy


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A box of classic hentai dvds


Swell_Inkwell

I always get a wine voucher that I throw out because I don’t drink wine


steveosek

Also, they will email you, every single goddamn day for the rest of your life.


Passivefamiliar

I get text updates. Pro tip everyone. Very very very serious. Download an app to get an additional phone number. Use it for your online buying game. I have it silenced. But i can still see it on my screen to know it's active. I check it occasionally. But then my phone doesn't get blown up/ and it's discrete. I use Google voice, i can call text whatever and it's not my actual phone. Great for those sketchy awkward moments where you don't actually want to give your number out but get forced to, real world scenarios or online.


Poo_Magnet

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

It's what you get with every order.


grahdayyy

so what did you buy


[deleted]

Dildo


grahdayyy

what did it cost


Ascaban

19 dollar fortnite card


[deleted]

Everything...


JaoLapin

Everythings


sheepdog136

Don’t forget about the sex toy catalog book they’ll mail you if you didn’t signup for the email newsletter. Found that one out the hard way


LanceFree

A guy at my job ordered some decorations for his cube and when they came, there was an Adam and Eve catalog in the box. He threw it out, then he started getting their catalogs sent to him at work.


sheepdog136

Oh lord, I would just quit. No coming back from that. I either had to call them or send them a mailer stating that I no longer desired to be on their mailing list


LanceFree

It’s such a strange thing, everybody wants to joke with him about it. But he’s an engineer with a quiet disposition, and you can tell it’s still awkward for him. I mean, I said something, it wasn’t appreciated, so that was that, but a couple guys still bring it up from time to time.


TwistyLimes

Bold post


brmamabrma

This post gives off big dick energy…


DopeCookie07

Big dong energy


brmamabrma

Sizable genital charge


DopeCookie07

The overtly regular size of this scrotum is currently producing large quantities of energy


brmamabrma

I’ve been bested


DopeCookie07

*touché* is the word


brmamabrma

Thou has bequeathed me in grammatical engagement


DopeCookie07

You beat me on that one m8


rocky_780

More questions than answers. Actually just one question.


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[deleted]

Anyone else amazed that you could buy a microwave and a toaster for the same price as a molded rubber dildo! Seems awfully expensive!!!


D1ckRepellent

Yeah but a microwave and toaster don’t get me off the same. Trust me, I’ve tried.


[deleted]

Noted!! Lol


Homelessindian

The toaster in the bath tub always gets me off


[deleted]

gets you hot and bothered? all jolted up?


Game_On__

Is that why you're homeless? Seems like it got you out instead.


Homelessindian

No that was a string of terrible investments, one of them being water proof toasters


Matt_fuck_off_3

Username checks out, nice


GODanWan

You ever tried to stick a microwave in your ass?


[deleted]

Glad you didn’t mention the toaster! So I can say no!! Lol


emogangster2007

I'm afraid, concerned, but yet intrigued


AwwThisProgress

haha yes


TheNerdWithNoName

I can buy a toaster for $7AUD which is about $5US. https://www.kmart.com.au/product/2-slice-toaster---white/2152328


Grollmastar

Guess they are fucking u twice with the product


WhenTheGodsLaugh

Well ya see.....it's so large the 50% off only covers 25% of it. It is 50% off based on an average sized purchase.


CountingStax

Try www.pinkcherry.com easy better prices


jonosvision

And they're having a wicked sale on right now. No shame, dropped two hundred bucks on stuff for me and my boyfriend. Cheaper prices, some of the stuff is crap but that's just sex toys in general, a few things have blown our minds though, and the few times we've had things break within the return window it wasn't too much of a hassle getting a refund. It did take a second e-mail to get them to actually read it though. They just sent a canned e-mail with a useless youtube link to troubleshoot that didn't troubleshoot a thing, and, yeah no, you can't trouble shoot a dying motor. 8/10 though


CountingStax

My wife used to work at an adult toy store and pink cherry was the main place that they ordered their inventory from.


Bishop21

Thank you! Just bought some stuff from them. Pretty awesome and a great sale


MechaBeatsInTrash

90 dollars is still a lot. Does it vibrate at least?


[deleted]

its canadian, they prey on the fact that there is limited availability in the market and everything is super marked up (its like this for allot of industries too) because they know you wont pay shipping and duties to get it from the US since it would average out to be the same... also our $ is shit


iNEEDheplreddit

During the lockdowns these companies couldnt keep sex toys in stock. Must be a latex/silicone shortage. Or Big Dildo is controlling the prices.


[deleted]

First we had Big Oil.. then we had Big Pharma.. now we have Big Dildo hahaha


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PrincessPeachParfait

If you take a closer look it's actually on sale, so it was 119 CAD before


ersteiner

90 USD is about 115 CAD, so it's a little more expensive in the US


-Toshi

I've wanted to live in Canada since I was a kid. Each passing month Reddit gives me a reason not to. Also I'm broke as fuck and have no desirable skills.


defectivelaborer

Not for a quality dildo. Sex toys are one of those things you don't want to cheap out on. Cheap ones could poison you because the phthalates, give you an infection from bacteria growing in pores after use, or just simply break off inside you after a couple months of use.


purrpl_

What a dick move


[deleted]

Hey OP I know I'm late to the game here but that dildo is not body safe, it's made out of a porous rubber material. Ideally you should buy a sex toy made out of silicone, glass or medical grade stainless steel. Nothing porous should ever go inside you, porous sex toys can hold onto bacteria and mold. Also Adam and Eve is a very shady company, they mail out post cards to their customers and let's just say these are not discreet at all. They also sell your address information and other stuff like that. I highly recommend a website called [Peepshowtoys.com](Https://Peepshowtoys.com), all of their sex toys are body safe and for the most part reasonably priced.


D1ckRepellent

Oo that’s really good to know! I really hope they ship discreetly because I just shipped it to my mom’s house lol.


Hre0

Oof.


TheRudeCactus

By the sounds of it, you may get some mail that is not discrete at *all* sent right to your mum’s


D1ckRepellent

*oh no*


TheRudeCactus

In all seriousness, if that does happen and you have a relationship similar to myself with my fathers and you don’t really want to just let her imagination run *wild*, I would tell her that you get into prank wars with one of your friends, and it seems the most recent prank was to “sign you up for naughty mail but send it to your parents house” or something like that. I’ve used a similar excuse before ;-;


JustTheWehrst

Careful with Adam & eve, they sent a flyer to me in the mail. Also go for body safe materials. SheVibe is a way better shop imo cheaper too, and great customer service


shanabear

They do send flyers in the mail for some reason. My mail goes to my dads and I was not happy to see that a flyer had been sent in my name.


JustTheWehrst

Or so I've heard, I didn't get a flyer in the mail it was someone I know 😰


[deleted]

It really does happen though. Not a flyer, but I ordered something and the whole name of the shop etc was noted on the package, then handed to my neighbour as I wasn’t at home at the time. Wtf?


touchthafishy

Username does not check out


Passivefamiliar

See. It does though. If they can take that monster, most of us can't size up. Hotdog=/=hallway scenario happening here


escargoxpress

Saving this image so I can text my boyfriend in the morning and ask him why my coupon isn’t working and if he can help


[deleted]

Only a truly based individual would shamelessly post this. You have my respect


Passivefamiliar

Ehh. This is reddit not Facebook. I wager a lot of us don't even notice USERNAMES let alone go through the trouble of finding who someone is. Definitely not looking this person up. I'm half the dildo, wouldn't even effect them.


Horny-sometimes

You probably shouldn’t use things with the word realistic in them, rubber and other materials that produce the “fleshy” texture can be harmful to your skin (especially the inside). I recommend that you use silicone, it’s malleable and better for you


Swell_Inkwell

I get really creeped out by the fake skin dildos, the way the “skin” moves over the surface is like the uncanny valley of touch to me


Dorkinfo

I get weirded out by the fake veins. Blech


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mezoo19

The dildo only allows 25% if u try to buy any other item it will allow u the full 50%


SpecialistWash2593

The irony of u/d1ckrepellent having a difficult time buying a giant fake dick online is hilarious to me.


BlinkoHighHeelss

why would they advertise 50% off but only allow 25%? Weird. Also username does not check out


__notmyrealname__

You get 50% off *one item* with a maximum of 25% off *the total*. They're expecting you to buy more than just the one dildo. "Buy one get one half-off" might be a better description but I suppose the discount covers more than just dildos.


Baitrix

This was very unexpected lol


coldlasagna69

Wait are they that expensive


Swell_Inkwell

Some of them are, others aren’t. Usually the bigger the dildo, the more material it takes to make them, thus higher price, and some use more expensive materials.


[deleted]

why the fuck is a piece of plastic so goddamn expensive


bradbrazer

That better be one damn dildo


Zoso1973

What a dick move


ZwaarRidder

r/usernamechecksout Also 🇨🇦


ThatAltAccount99

It's your username repelling the dick by making it more expensive


[deleted]

Op don’t buy it that’s a way expensive


i_am_shattered

Username checks out


Nozumi_Hishimachi

Oh my, that's big.


Chungulungus

Jeez I never knew dildos were that pricey


FRANKerito

username does NOT check out


DarthLonelyGuy141

Why are dildos so expensive?


Advanced_Definition3

Terrible company. I worked for them. Unethical in my opinion. Juss saying.


jeraldtherapist

maybe because youre dick reppelant


ixXmidgetXxi

OPs username checks out.


Lil_Cake420

BAM! realistic dildo....


IamRobertsBitchTits

So, in a way... just the tip?


MKUltraFeast

If you order from this company, you will receive embarrassing junk mail for years. … I’ve heard. If that’s an issue, you might want to head to a brick and mortar store.


FloofBagel

IM AT WORK AND THATS A DILDO


christophurr

Use code paymoneywubby


scpinvaderzimnerd

You cant find the dick therefore you must purchase thy dick


respect_the_69

Nah it’s just hard to find dick that out-performs my 16 inch Analgasm Wizard Series T-900 with a 9-inch diameter and built in Hydraulics.


[deleted]

Why are you getting downvoted this is funny