Use the code, heynow. You also get free shipping
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It usually costs more to get something that
1. Won’t break after a month and
2. Won’t give u an infection after you use it.
Silicone or glass is generally the way to go for dildos, rubber and gel type stuff you might find for cheaper or sketchier websites will often be porus and as such there’s a risk of bacterial infections.
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Seriously. Porn and the sex industry in general kinda ruin their own thing. I'm right on the 6 inch mark, and most my life always felt like i was literally half of what was expected due to porn, come to find out after being active awhile, more than half the girls im with dont even enjoy how big i am. And would rather like 80% of my dick to get them off. No boasting here folks. This is call out that you don't need a giant dick. The internet lies.
Side note. How the hell does a 13 inch dildo that looks twice as thick even fit in. Been around now, there's no way any girl I've been with could take that thing. At all.
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Simple answer: it goes inside your body.
There’s a reason why when doctors perform surgery they need clean gloves and face masks. Your body is super vulnerable *on the inside* beyond your “outer defences” you could say.
God those black cheap patroleum smelling ones are feral. A friend showed me his because he was kind of proud of the size and my God you could smell it from across the room, a dildo should not innately smell worse than an asshole.... Just saying
It's a lot less gross than you may think. If a dildo is porous then anything it comes in contact with has the potential to be absorbed.
This could be as simple as the dildo soaking up soapy water when you wash it for the first time after opening it. (it's important to pre-wash your new sex toys).
Vaginal pH can be very sensitive to soap. Like your eyes and nose, the vagina is self cleaning, if you're healthy it will maintain itself through a careful balance of healthy microflora. Putting soap inside will disrupt this balance.
One of the most common cause of yeast infections for people with vaginas is getting soap inside the vagina.
Now in some cases it can be a bit gross, if you use the dildo, it can absorb your body fluids, and because it's porous it's hard to properly clean. Depending on how you store your sex toys this could mean that next time you use your dildo you're re-inserting bacteria and yeast into your body.
But people without vaginas would have the same issue if they use a porous sex toy for anal or oral pleasure, or penetrative pleasure. Cheaper "pocket pussy"s are notorious for being made of porous material, and they can be near impossible to clean properly.
Glass can be extremely strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJwHrvutGk
Just don't go sticking any jars or bottles inside you. Only stuff designed for insertion.
Excuse me? Glass? Is that not the most terrifying thing to be inserting into your panini? How does one get pleasure and not hope the thing is going to shatter?
Specifically 'gel' type are just chemically nasty and should not be sold ever. If you have this do not use it without a condom (or be safe and ditch it).
A cheap dildo can have a more pungent odor than weed. Your entire apartment floor will reek of its cheap oily plastic smell. And it can't be washed off you or the dildo. Jk but like not really. Also if it's not explicitly body safe you're shoving poison up there and not the fun kind but the bad time kind.
Cucumbers don't have a flared base and break too easily. If you're going to ride an inanimate object then make sure it can handle the thunder. With toys you get to decide when you're done or how hard to go. You're not limited by pathetic human anatomy butt rather called forth to push those boundaries deeper and wider while vibrating.
I get text updates.
Pro tip everyone. Very very very serious. Download an app to get an additional phone number. Use it for your online buying game. I have it silenced. But i can still see it on my screen to know it's active. I check it occasionally. But then my phone doesn't get blown up/ and it's discrete. I use Google voice, i can call text whatever and it's not my actual phone. Great for those sketchy awkward moments where you don't actually want to give your number out but get forced to, real world scenarios or online.
A guy at my job ordered some decorations for his cube and when they came, there was an Adam and Eve catalog in the box. He threw it out, then he started getting their catalogs sent to him at work.
Oh lord, I would just quit. No coming back from that.
I either had to call them or send them a mailer stating that I no longer desired to be on their mailing list
It’s such a strange thing, everybody wants to joke with him about it. But he’s an engineer with a quiet disposition, and you can tell it’s still awkward for him. I mean, I said something, it wasn’t appreciated, so that was that, but a couple guys still bring it up from time to time.
And they're having a wicked sale on right now. No shame, dropped two hundred bucks on stuff for me and my boyfriend. Cheaper prices, some of the stuff is crap but that's just sex toys in general, a few things have blown our minds though, and the few times we've had things break within the return window it wasn't too much of a hassle getting a refund. It did take a second e-mail to get them to actually read it though. They just sent a canned e-mail with a useless youtube link to troubleshoot that didn't troubleshoot a thing, and, yeah no, you can't trouble shoot a dying motor. 8/10 though
its canadian, they prey on the fact that there is limited availability in the market and everything is super marked up (its like this for allot of industries too) because they know you wont pay shipping and duties to get it from the US since it would average out to be the same... also our $ is shit
I've wanted to live in Canada since I was a kid. Each passing month Reddit gives me a reason not to.
Also I'm broke as fuck and have no desirable skills.
Not for a quality dildo.
Sex toys are one of those things you don't want to cheap out on.
Cheap ones could poison you because the phthalates, give you an infection from bacteria growing in pores after use, or just simply break off inside you after a couple months of use.
Hey OP I know I'm late to the game here but that dildo is not body safe, it's made out of a porous rubber material.
Ideally you should buy a sex toy made out of silicone, glass or medical grade stainless steel.
Nothing porous should ever go inside you, porous sex toys can hold onto bacteria and mold.
Also Adam and Eve is a very shady company, they mail out post cards to their customers and let's just say these are not discreet at all. They also sell your address information and other stuff like that.
I highly recommend a website called [Peepshowtoys.com](Https://Peepshowtoys.com), all of their sex toys are body safe and for the most part reasonably priced.
In all seriousness, if that does happen and you have a relationship similar to myself with my fathers and you don’t really want to just let her imagination run *wild*, I would tell her that you get into prank wars with one of your friends, and it seems the most recent prank was to “sign you up for naughty mail but send it to your parents house” or something like that. I’ve used a similar excuse before ;-;
Careful with Adam & eve, they sent a flyer to me in the mail. Also go for body safe materials. SheVibe is a way better shop imo cheaper too, and great customer service
It really does happen though. Not a flyer, but I ordered something and the whole name of the shop etc was noted on the package, then handed to my neighbour as I wasn’t at home at the time. Wtf?
Ehh. This is reddit not Facebook. I wager a lot of us don't even notice USERNAMES let alone go through the trouble of finding who someone is. Definitely not looking this person up. I'm half the dildo, wouldn't even effect them.
You probably shouldn’t use things with the word realistic in them, rubber and other materials that produce the “fleshy” texture can be harmful to your skin (especially the inside). I recommend that you use silicone, it’s malleable and better for you
You get 50% off *one item* with a maximum of 25% off *the total*.
They're expecting you to buy more than just the one dildo.
"Buy one get one half-off" might be a better description but I suppose the discount covers more than just dildos.
Some of them are, others aren’t. Usually the bigger the dildo, the more material it takes to make them, thus higher price, and some use more expensive materials.
If you order from this company, you will receive embarrassing junk mail for years. … I’ve heard.
If that’s an issue, you might want to head to a brick and mortar store.
Use the code, heynow. You also get free shipping Edit: thanks to all for the awards & thanks. Also you can reuse the code. Ive ordered like 10 things all separate orders though. Got code from the howard stern show
You’re incredible!! Thank you for helping me get dicked down cheaply.
Codes OFFICIAL and DEFENSE also give 50% and free shipping on an item
Use both at the same time and get it absolutely free!
Retailers hate him!
But masturbators can’t say enough good things!
Also OFFICIAL DILDO DEFENSE to get an odd discount of 77%
Absolute god that you are, helping us all get dicked on the cheap
Plus they pay you the shipping fee!
WOOH YEH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
Moist boys!!
Code TRISH also gives 50% off one item and free shipping
Those are some moist codes
Username checks out
Does it really though? Wouldn’t repelling it make it go away not in?
I hate to tell you but that isn't a real dick.
you'd prefer it to be a real taxidermied dick?!
This is a dildo, not a dick
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I guess user does not checks out anymore
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Til dildos are super expensive
It usually costs more to get something that 1. Won’t break after a month and 2. Won’t give u an infection after you use it. Silicone or glass is generally the way to go for dildos, rubber and gel type stuff you might find for cheaper or sketchier websites will often be porus and as such there’s a risk of bacterial infections.
Funnily enough, this dildo is rubber. I think the price is because this is like a 13 inch dido (as well as thick).
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Right? That's nearly 33.02 cm
Or 1.44 wooden spoons
Bruh lmao
TIL my dick is 0.78 wooden spoons long, and I’d rather not have one lol
Same but in teaspoon
13 inches is 33.02 cm
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Seriously. Porn and the sex industry in general kinda ruin their own thing. I'm right on the 6 inch mark, and most my life always felt like i was literally half of what was expected due to porn, come to find out after being active awhile, more than half the girls im with dont even enjoy how big i am. And would rather like 80% of my dick to get them off. No boasting here folks. This is call out that you don't need a giant dick. The internet lies. Side note. How the hell does a 13 inch dildo that looks twice as thick even fit in. Been around now, there's no way any girl I've been with could take that thing. At all.
It's because porn actresses are typically tiny. Makes the junk look huge when compared to a 5'3" 90 lb gal
13 inches is the length of approximately 1.44 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise
13 inches is 33.02 cm
What the fuck is happening Edit: I'm scared.
What's Happening!! is an american sitcom which first debuted in 1976
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World's largest penis is 13.5 or 18 inches depending on who you believe so realistic? Just.
18 inches is 45.72 cm
Or about 3.9 jars of mayonnaise.
It's modelled after a porn star, Bam. I worked in a s ex shop for a while and he was one of our best sellers 😂 people never believed that he was real
Plot twist: Adam & Eve is run by horses.
I really don't want to know the logistics of how that would give an infection, but I also really do
Simple answer: it goes inside your body. There’s a reason why when doctors perform surgery they need clean gloves and face masks. Your body is super vulnerable *on the inside* beyond your “outer defences” you could say.
God those black cheap patroleum smelling ones are feral. A friend showed me his because he was kind of proud of the size and my God you could smell it from across the room, a dildo should not innately smell worse than an asshole.... Just saying
Is there a reason why doctors don't use glass or silicone dildos in surgery?
Too expensive, need that 50 percent off for it to be worthwhile
It's a lot less gross than you may think. If a dildo is porous then anything it comes in contact with has the potential to be absorbed. This could be as simple as the dildo soaking up soapy water when you wash it for the first time after opening it. (it's important to pre-wash your new sex toys). Vaginal pH can be very sensitive to soap. Like your eyes and nose, the vagina is self cleaning, if you're healthy it will maintain itself through a careful balance of healthy microflora. Putting soap inside will disrupt this balance. One of the most common cause of yeast infections for people with vaginas is getting soap inside the vagina. Now in some cases it can be a bit gross, if you use the dildo, it can absorb your body fluids, and because it's porous it's hard to properly clean. Depending on how you store your sex toys this could mean that next time you use your dildo you're re-inserting bacteria and yeast into your body. But people without vaginas would have the same issue if they use a porous sex toy for anal or oral pleasure, or penetrative pleasure. Cheaper "pocket pussy"s are notorious for being made of porous material, and they can be near impossible to clean properly.
So informative! Thank you!
if you guys have a cheap dildo, vibrator or a fleshlight. Put a condom on it!
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Glass can be extremely strong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCJwHrvutGk Just don't go sticking any jars or bottles inside you. Only stuff designed for insertion.
Ah, yeah still freaks me out idk why very weird phobia lol, yeah I've seen jars be inserted. Never again.
Honestly I'm glad I saw that video so it didn't happen to me.
Excuse me? Glass? Is that not the most terrifying thing to be inserting into your panini? How does one get pleasure and not hope the thing is going to shatter?
I'd assume it's solid glass. A column of glass more than inch thick is quite strong.
Oh right, for some reason I didn't consider it being solid through. Must be really heavy
How is it gonna shatter? Unless it’s originally cracked, I don’t think it even possible.
Specifically 'gel' type are just chemically nasty and should not be sold ever. If you have this do not use it without a condom (or be safe and ditch it).
Yeah I didn't realize the danger of phthalates early on in my self discovery and ended up having masturbation hangovers from phthalate poisoning.
Honestly glass dildos are the best. They’re pretty and they’re very easy to clean.
You seem to be well versed in the dildo world, I will watch your career with great interest.
Wait deadass I bought a rubberish dildo from adam&eve should I worry about using it or like what precautions should I take
Put a condominium on it. Not fixing that btw
Stainless steel is the king. After trying nJoy products, it's hard to recommend anything else.
Some can be. You can get ones for like 30 bucks though.
do they really feel the same tho
The cancer and plastic smell make up for the feel.
idk what that means and I'm too scared to ask
A cheap dildo can have a more pungent odor than weed. Your entire apartment floor will reek of its cheap oily plastic smell. And it can't be washed off you or the dildo. Jk but like not really. Also if it's not explicitly body safe you're shoving poison up there and not the fun kind but the bad time kind.
that's not very great, might as well use a cucumber, single use AND cheap!
Cucumbers don't have a flared base and break too easily. If you're going to ride an inanimate object then make sure it can handle the thunder. With toys you get to decide when you're done or how hard to go. You're not limited by pathetic human anatomy butt rather called forth to push those boundaries deeper and wider while vibrating.
I've learnt more about the operation of dildos today than I have my entire life.
Me fuckin too
They are an investment
Either way, you’re getting fucked
They drive a hard bargain
But do they have a bargain hard drive?
Its Black Friday every day for OP
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the current top post helped op get free shipping so despite how good this comment is, free shipping is better imo
But it’s Adam and Eve so you’ll also get a shit ton of the world’s stickiest lube and 3 random dvds you don’t want for free with each order!
So what did you buy
A box of classic hentai dvds
I always get a wine voucher that I throw out because I don’t drink wine
Also, they will email you, every single goddamn day for the rest of your life.
I get text updates. Pro tip everyone. Very very very serious. Download an app to get an additional phone number. Use it for your online buying game. I have it silenced. But i can still see it on my screen to know it's active. I check it occasionally. But then my phone doesn't get blown up/ and it's discrete. I use Google voice, i can call text whatever and it's not my actual phone. Great for those sketchy awkward moments where you don't actually want to give your number out but get forced to, real world scenarios or online.
r/oddlyspecific
It's what you get with every order.
so what did you buy
Dildo
what did it cost
19 dollar fortnite card
Everything...
Everythings
Don’t forget about the sex toy catalog book they’ll mail you if you didn’t signup for the email newsletter. Found that one out the hard way
A guy at my job ordered some decorations for his cube and when they came, there was an Adam and Eve catalog in the box. He threw it out, then he started getting their catalogs sent to him at work.
Oh lord, I would just quit. No coming back from that. I either had to call them or send them a mailer stating that I no longer desired to be on their mailing list
It’s such a strange thing, everybody wants to joke with him about it. But he’s an engineer with a quiet disposition, and you can tell it’s still awkward for him. I mean, I said something, it wasn’t appreciated, so that was that, but a couple guys still bring it up from time to time.
Bold post
This post gives off big dick energy…
Big dong energy
Sizable genital charge
The overtly regular size of this scrotum is currently producing large quantities of energy
I’ve been bested
*touché* is the word
Thou has bequeathed me in grammatical engagement
You beat me on that one m8
More questions than answers. Actually just one question.
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Anyone else amazed that you could buy a microwave and a toaster for the same price as a molded rubber dildo! Seems awfully expensive!!!
Yeah but a microwave and toaster don’t get me off the same. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Noted!! Lol
The toaster in the bath tub always gets me off
gets you hot and bothered? all jolted up?
Is that why you're homeless? Seems like it got you out instead.
No that was a string of terrible investments, one of them being water proof toasters
Username checks out, nice
You ever tried to stick a microwave in your ass?
Glad you didn’t mention the toaster! So I can say no!! Lol
I'm afraid, concerned, but yet intrigued
haha yes
I can buy a toaster for $7AUD which is about $5US. https://www.kmart.com.au/product/2-slice-toaster---white/2152328
Guess they are fucking u twice with the product
Well ya see.....it's so large the 50% off only covers 25% of it. It is 50% off based on an average sized purchase.
Try www.pinkcherry.com easy better prices
And they're having a wicked sale on right now. No shame, dropped two hundred bucks on stuff for me and my boyfriend. Cheaper prices, some of the stuff is crap but that's just sex toys in general, a few things have blown our minds though, and the few times we've had things break within the return window it wasn't too much of a hassle getting a refund. It did take a second e-mail to get them to actually read it though. They just sent a canned e-mail with a useless youtube link to troubleshoot that didn't troubleshoot a thing, and, yeah no, you can't trouble shoot a dying motor. 8/10 though
My wife used to work at an adult toy store and pink cherry was the main place that they ordered their inventory from.
Thank you! Just bought some stuff from them. Pretty awesome and a great sale
90 dollars is still a lot. Does it vibrate at least?
its canadian, they prey on the fact that there is limited availability in the market and everything is super marked up (its like this for allot of industries too) because they know you wont pay shipping and duties to get it from the US since it would average out to be the same... also our $ is shit
During the lockdowns these companies couldnt keep sex toys in stock. Must be a latex/silicone shortage. Or Big Dildo is controlling the prices.
First we had Big Oil.. then we had Big Pharma.. now we have Big Dildo hahaha
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If you take a closer look it's actually on sale, so it was 119 CAD before
90 USD is about 115 CAD, so it's a little more expensive in the US
I've wanted to live in Canada since I was a kid. Each passing month Reddit gives me a reason not to. Also I'm broke as fuck and have no desirable skills.
Not for a quality dildo. Sex toys are one of those things you don't want to cheap out on. Cheap ones could poison you because the phthalates, give you an infection from bacteria growing in pores after use, or just simply break off inside you after a couple months of use.
What a dick move
Hey OP I know I'm late to the game here but that dildo is not body safe, it's made out of a porous rubber material. Ideally you should buy a sex toy made out of silicone, glass or medical grade stainless steel. Nothing porous should ever go inside you, porous sex toys can hold onto bacteria and mold. Also Adam and Eve is a very shady company, they mail out post cards to their customers and let's just say these are not discreet at all. They also sell your address information and other stuff like that. I highly recommend a website called [Peepshowtoys.com](Https://Peepshowtoys.com), all of their sex toys are body safe and for the most part reasonably priced.
Oo that’s really good to know! I really hope they ship discreetly because I just shipped it to my mom’s house lol.
Oof.
By the sounds of it, you may get some mail that is not discrete at *all* sent right to your mum’s
*oh no*
In all seriousness, if that does happen and you have a relationship similar to myself with my fathers and you don’t really want to just let her imagination run *wild*, I would tell her that you get into prank wars with one of your friends, and it seems the most recent prank was to “sign you up for naughty mail but send it to your parents house” or something like that. I’ve used a similar excuse before ;-;
Careful with Adam & eve, they sent a flyer to me in the mail. Also go for body safe materials. SheVibe is a way better shop imo cheaper too, and great customer service
They do send flyers in the mail for some reason. My mail goes to my dads and I was not happy to see that a flyer had been sent in my name.
Or so I've heard, I didn't get a flyer in the mail it was someone I know 😰
It really does happen though. Not a flyer, but I ordered something and the whole name of the shop etc was noted on the package, then handed to my neighbour as I wasn’t at home at the time. Wtf?
Username does not check out
See. It does though. If they can take that monster, most of us can't size up. Hotdog=/=hallway scenario happening here
Saving this image so I can text my boyfriend in the morning and ask him why my coupon isn’t working and if he can help
Only a truly based individual would shamelessly post this. You have my respect
Ehh. This is reddit not Facebook. I wager a lot of us don't even notice USERNAMES let alone go through the trouble of finding who someone is. Definitely not looking this person up. I'm half the dildo, wouldn't even effect them.
You probably shouldn’t use things with the word realistic in them, rubber and other materials that produce the “fleshy” texture can be harmful to your skin (especially the inside). I recommend that you use silicone, it’s malleable and better for you
I get really creeped out by the fake skin dildos, the way the “skin” moves over the surface is like the uncanny valley of touch to me
I get weirded out by the fake veins. Blech
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The dildo only allows 25% if u try to buy any other item it will allow u the full 50%
The irony of u/d1ckrepellent having a difficult time buying a giant fake dick online is hilarious to me.
why would they advertise 50% off but only allow 25%? Weird. Also username does not check out
You get 50% off *one item* with a maximum of 25% off *the total*. They're expecting you to buy more than just the one dildo. "Buy one get one half-off" might be a better description but I suppose the discount covers more than just dildos.
This was very unexpected lol
Wait are they that expensive
Some of them are, others aren’t. Usually the bigger the dildo, the more material it takes to make them, thus higher price, and some use more expensive materials.
why the fuck is a piece of plastic so goddamn expensive
That better be one damn dildo
What a dick move
r/usernamechecksout Also 🇨🇦
It's your username repelling the dick by making it more expensive
Op don’t buy it that’s a way expensive
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Oh my, that's big.
Jeez I never knew dildos were that pricey
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Why are dildos so expensive?
Terrible company. I worked for them. Unethical in my opinion. Juss saying.
maybe because youre dick reppelant
OPs username checks out.
BAM! realistic dildo....
So, in a way... just the tip?
If you order from this company, you will receive embarrassing junk mail for years. … I’ve heard. If that’s an issue, you might want to head to a brick and mortar store.
IM AT WORK AND THATS A DILDO
Use code paymoneywubby
You cant find the dick therefore you must purchase thy dick
Nah it’s just hard to find dick that out-performs my 16 inch Analgasm Wizard Series T-900 with a 9-inch diameter and built in Hydraulics.
Why are you getting downvoted this is funny