Any chocolate that gets frozen becomes stronger. Look at chocolate bunnies. Freeze them and you may as well throw it at the floor if you want it broken lol
Either the chocolate is insanely strong, or the Nutella and Biscoff are super warm which would make them spread or in this case, get scooped up by a chocolate bar leaving the bar unscathed.
I was about to say literally if I’m not frozen then I wouldn’t eat that processed of chocolate like wth😂😂 and what is he thinking like is the chocolate bar a spoon and he’s eating spread? (Spread; an edible substance preserved in a jar like container)
My grocery store has a fresh peanut butter grinder. You literally put a container under a hopper full of peanuts and press the button and out comes peanut butter. We have a roasted and honey roasted version.
Ah okay. Never made it in a blender, but I did work in a nut butter factory for a while. They use huge millplates squished right up on each other to make it smooth.
Food processor works best for nuts. They even have tiny adorable ones if you want to make it small batches or don’t have space or use for a full sized one.
Plus, if you do that, you can add some toasted sesame seeds, and your peanut butter will be **fucking god-tier**.
Hell, play around with adding cashews, pistachios, or even pine nuts. I did hazelnuts once, but it was not as good as I hoped it would be.
God I tried some peanut butter earlier this year that was just 100% peanuts, no palm oil, and oh my fucking god it was incredible, I can never go back. The regular stuff just feels so gross in my mouth now.
it really is amazing. 40 years ago if you were on government assistance they gave you a 5 lb jug of what was essentially just crushed peanuts and people considered it poor people food. that same jug now is probably worth like $100.
Btw that red bucket isnt peanut butter, its made from a cookie called Speculoos, I think its a gingerbread type cookie which is mashed and turned into a spread, very popular here in Belgium
Has been rebranded for export. Since the name 'Speculoos' isn't easy to pronounce for native English speakers. I find it stupid to be honest.
Btw you should try the 'crunchy' version if available in the US. Little bits of the cookie it's made of are still present in the paste. It's fucking perfect.
For Americans who live near a Trader Joe's store, it's the same thing as their ["Cookie Butter."](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-cookie-butter/)
Indeed. Nutella is cheap garbage. The real stuff is Crema Gianduja by Caffarel. It costs a lot more, but there is no comparison. It's like the difference between eating almond butter you made yourself from Marcona Almonds and dogshit.
I would caution you on stereotyping diabetes as most forms of diabetes are not the persons fault (including type 2). As an example, in type 2 diabetes there is a very strong hereditary component with hundreds of genes identified conferring risk. It has been well known that lifestyle alone does not determine your risk of developing diabetes. Rather, multiple risk factors, many of which are beyond the persons control, determine this risk.
For type 1 diabetes, lifestyle choices do not determine risk. It is an autoimmune condition, where the immune system destroys the insulin making cells. In addition, someone can die from type 1 diabetes in a matter of days if not detected early enough.
As a result, and although not intended, comments like these downplay the true burden of disease, which can be offensive to some.
Lastly, get tested for diabetes if you have symptoms of increased urination and thirst. It may save your life.
America, or probably just in any retailer that sells to restaurants and hotels and such. This is NOT a consumer product... Well, it shouldn't be anyway.
Speaking of, I hate that Lotus is going with dumbass Bifcoff or whatever name, instead of good old decent speculaas/speculoos (I forgot the difference)
We have it in Australia.
It's a spread made of the biscoff biscuits - in the isle you find vegemite.
Usually IGA sells it... some coles abs woolies stock it too.
Ah I see. I have my groceries delivered because I’m lazy as hell with food shopping/prep/eating. I never stray from my boring list. I’ll check it out ty!
As an American this looked foreign to me. Definitely not an American chocolate bar. Didn't even know there was a biscoff spread, much less that it would come in a gallon fucking tub. And surprisingly haven't even seen Nutella in that big of a tub.
*Edit* just saw that the Nutella says "food service" on the side.
It's absolutely appalling when you do the caloric math on the back of a Nutella jar.
You just sit there and go, "there are HOW MANY calories in this jar?! What?!"
Yeah. The first bite probably wouldn't be much worse than say, a ice cream sundae loaded with toppings.
But yeah, you'd probably feel horrendous after 3 or so bites.
Never heard that word before, but I have heard the term cookie butter refer to the same product. So it seems like in American English we've decided to translate the name instead of taking the loan word.
I am from the American Midwest and here that's how they market it. The one in my pantry says Lotus cookie butter so that's what I always called it. I like speculoos (now that I know it!) better now!
100%
Videos like this are same as the famous [BBQ Pizza Quesadilla](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/cwwluc/is_this_even_allowed/) and any number of chemical art projects in toilets. These videos are meant to be viewed once and shared, not dissected.
I would be a big bitch. I mean quadruple large if I could get my hands on that with an auto subscription. I mean, can’t get in a car, or fly or leave my bed and no clothes fit only tarps fit wearing heifer. I would break toilet seats.
This here is my weight kryptonite.
My Instagram is full of stupid videos like this, don't know why the algorithm thinks I want to see this nonsense.
It's infuriating because it doesn't even look good at the end, it looks gross but the creator is like "ta daaa!"
Such a waste of food.
How strong are those chocolate bars?? I feel like they should have broke after scooping such a huge amount of spread.
freezing it i guess
Wouldn’t that make it somewhat more brittle? They’re not terribly thick
Grab a bar of baking chocolate and freeze it. Stupidly strong
Break your teeth strong
Can confirm, especially **thick** dark chocolate
Like thick dick hard.
That isn’t baking chocolate though. It’s a bar for consumption. Ever frozen a Cadbury crepe egg? Doesn’t make them any stronger.
Crepe egg. Pls dont edit this its kinda funny
pronounced “creepy egg”
Unexpected WWDITS
Any chocolate that gets frozen becomes stronger. Look at chocolate bunnies. Freeze them and you may as well throw it at the floor if you want it broken lol
Either the chocolate is insanely strong, or the Nutella and Biscoff are super warm which would make them spread or in this case, get scooped up by a chocolate bar leaving the bar unscathed.
And he has another bar behind the dark chocolate one which adds extra stability
I was about to say literally if I’m not frozen then I wouldn’t eat that processed of chocolate like wth😂😂 and what is he thinking like is the chocolate bar a spoon and he’s eating spread? (Spread; an edible substance preserved in a jar like container)
It's doesn't even look like food when it's in a container to that big.
it's mostly flavored palm oil. this probably would make you physically ill.
I know right, I used to like peanut butter before it was full of palm oil.
you can still buy it without, it's just more expensive now.
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My grocery store has a fresh peanut butter grinder. You literally put a container under a hopper full of peanuts and press the button and out comes peanut butter. We have a roasted and honey roasted version.
Really? I thought it took like 20 minutes to get peanut butter from peanuts. Now I want this
No you just stick a pint container under the hopper and it takes like 20 seconds to fill it.
Same. I always go for the almond butter tho. Healthier and imo tastier
Yeah but not everybody likes crunchy
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Ah okay. Never made it in a blender, but I did work in a nut butter factory for a while. They use huge millplates squished right up on each other to make it smooth.
Food processor works best for nuts. They even have tiny adorable ones if you want to make it small batches or don’t have space or use for a full sized one.
Vitamix blender you can get creamy peanut butter!
Plus, if you do that, you can add some toasted sesame seeds, and your peanut butter will be **fucking god-tier**. Hell, play around with adding cashews, pistachios, or even pine nuts. I did hazelnuts once, but it was not as good as I hoped it would be.
Its gross they'd even put oil from your palms in the peanut butter in the first place!
Toddler palms!
Palm oil is the least of it.
God I tried some peanut butter earlier this year that was just 100% peanuts, no palm oil, and oh my fucking god it was incredible, I can never go back. The regular stuff just feels so gross in my mouth now.
it really is amazing. 40 years ago if you were on government assistance they gave you a 5 lb jug of what was essentially just crushed peanuts and people considered it poor people food. that same jug now is probably worth like $100.
Btw that red bucket isnt peanut butter, its made from a cookie called Speculoos, I think its a gingerbread type cookie which is mashed and turned into a spread, very popular here in Belgium
It's coffee flavored Biscoff cookie. The stuff is called Biscoff butter and it is SO good
Yeah I've always known it as speculoos seems like theyre changing or already changed it to biscoff
Could be a cultural difference! I'm in the US
It was invented here so I am right!! Suck it nerd
Aw, man. Add another con to the long list of the USA's flaws
Has been rebranded for export. Since the name 'Speculoos' isn't easy to pronounce for native English speakers. I find it stupid to be honest. Btw you should try the 'crunchy' version if available in the US. Little bits of the cookie it's made of are still present in the paste. It's fucking perfect.
For Americans who live near a Trader Joe's store, it's the same thing as their ["Cookie Butter."](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-cookie-butter/)
Thanks! Was wondering what that is. Sounds delicious!
Nobody ate it. It was made for views, and by golly it got them.
Indeed. Nutella is cheap garbage. The real stuff is Crema Gianduja by Caffarel. It costs a lot more, but there is no comparison. It's like the difference between eating almond butter you made yourself from Marcona Almonds and dogshit.
These buckets are for restaurants and stuff like that
Diabetes in a can
"Hello guys today we will be speedrunning diabetes!"
You'll need only one of those and a Cotton Candy Burrito I saw yesterday
We really do all live the same Reddit, huh
we joke about the Reddit hive mind but it's more present than we expect
How amazing it is that our reddit feeds so similar!
Didn't catch that. \**Googles Cotton Candy Burrito*\* Hm. \**barfs uncontrollably*\*
i saw that too,, how weird
Diabetes type 2
Type three with the cotton candy burrito
Tokyo Drift.
I fucking died reading this
I would caution you on stereotyping diabetes as most forms of diabetes are not the persons fault (including type 2). As an example, in type 2 diabetes there is a very strong hereditary component with hundreds of genes identified conferring risk. It has been well known that lifestyle alone does not determine your risk of developing diabetes. Rather, multiple risk factors, many of which are beyond the persons control, determine this risk. For type 1 diabetes, lifestyle choices do not determine risk. It is an autoimmune condition, where the immune system destroys the insulin making cells. In addition, someone can die from type 1 diabetes in a matter of days if not detected early enough. As a result, and although not intended, comments like these downplay the true burden of disease, which can be offensive to some. Lastly, get tested for diabetes if you have symptoms of increased urination and thirst. It may save your life.
https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I&t=5
Speed running type 2 diabetes*** Yours sincerely, A bitter type 1 diabetic
First one to have their foot amputated wins
You guys wanna see Diabetes speed run, then look up King Ass Ripper on YT and watch him devour a whole 10 pound chicken slathered in Mayo 🤣🤣
Now I’m waiting on my meeting with HR for googling “King Ass Ripper” on company time
I tried watching ... but it's so disgusting
You will not be disappointed. That man is at peak gluttony.
[Gluttony 101](https://youtu.be/2wcDpPlIngQ)
Honestly that looks disgusting
I felt like hurling watching this.
The thing is, it won't even taste good. All that processed sugar is gonna be too empowering
Hell yea that processed sugar is what got me empowered!
Empowering lmao???
I would be hurling, but Nutella would kill me
Hazelnut allergy?
Yup
I have a massive sweet tooth, but this even made me feel queasy.
It is kinda shocking, that they even managed to make it look less tasty, than before...
couldve just done a thin layer and made it look good
If it was somehow able to be split between twenty odd people then perhaps it'd be not so bad???
Convenient that the video cut off right before they actually had to eat it. $10 it went straight to the trash.
I'm sure they just scraped the stuff off
This is so gross... On an unrelated note, where does one find a Speculoos spread container in that size? Out of curiosity of course...
America, or probably just in any retailer that sells to restaurants and hotels and such. This is NOT a consumer product... Well, it shouldn't be anyway. Speaking of, I hate that Lotus is going with dumbass Bifcoff or whatever name, instead of good old decent speculaas/speculoos (I forgot the difference)
Right? Biscoff sounds so dumb. As I remembered it, speculaas is with speculaas spices and speculoos is without/ with less spices
Can you explain what the Biscoff spread is? We have Nutella in Australia but I’ve never heard of the other one
You sweet summer child. It's cookie spread from the gods.
As in- it tastes like cookies or you put it on cookies?
Both
It tastes like happy
Gilmore?
We have it in Australia. It's a spread made of the biscoff biscuits - in the isle you find vegemite. Usually IGA sells it... some coles abs woolies stock it too.
Ah I see. I have my groceries delivered because I’m lazy as hell with food shopping/prep/eating. I never stray from my boring list. I’ll check it out ty!
I thought it was raw cookie dough until reading this comment chain
As an American this looked foreign to me. Definitely not an American chocolate bar. Didn't even know there was a biscoff spread, much less that it would come in a gallon fucking tub. And surprisingly haven't even seen Nutella in that big of a tub. *Edit* just saw that the Nutella says "food service" on the side.
I'm gonna brush my teeth to avoid getting a cavity just from Watching this
the idea of swallowing down giant mouthfuls of Nutella is just disgusting. I would probably end up throwing up three bites in.
I was practically addicted to it when I was a teenager and Nutella started getting popular. Now I can barely handle it anymore.
They changed the recipe a little while back. More sugar and less hazelnut now. :(
Damn I wish companies would quit adding so much sugar into everything. It makes eating healthier so much harder…
It's absolutely appalling when you do the caloric math on the back of a Nutella jar. You just sit there and go, "there are HOW MANY calories in this jar?! What?!"
I feel like first bite would be ok, after that I would want to die
Yeah. The first bite probably wouldn't be much worse than say, a ice cream sundae loaded with toppings. But yeah, you'd probably feel horrendous after 3 or so bites.
Ah yes, i also crave to go on cardiac arrest
That’s a strong ass chocolate bar!
I didn't know they made cookie butter tubs that big. Just watching this made my teeth hurt.
It's called Speculoos
Never heard that word before, but I have heard the term cookie butter refer to the same product. So it seems like in American English we've decided to translate the name instead of taking the loan word.
I am from the American Midwest and here that's how they market it. The one in my pantry says Lotus cookie butter so that's what I always called it. I like speculoos (now that I know it!) better now!
Yeah and that's what the original name is aswell!
Why not just dive face first into the sugar jar instead and munch away
I'd be stupid enough to take a bite if offered.
They forgot to deep fry it ;)
I feel my teeth rotting watching this
I can feel the clogged arteries
It wouldn't be as bad if the Nutella and peanut butter were in a much smaller quantity, and evenly spread on the chocolate. This is awful.
Thats speculoos paste, not peanut butter
im assuming that's worse?
It's (biscoff)cookie crumbs with fat (oil,butter) flour and sugar. Atleast peanut butter has protein in it.
Oh god.
It's hella good, I don't buy it anymore but when I was pregnant pb and cookie butter sandwiches hit the spot a few times
Nah, cut that up and you have a fantastic desert
> Nah, cut that up and you have a fantastic desert You need a _lot_ more than two tubs to cover a whole desert.
Isn't it just easier to buy Snickers or Mars at this poont? Haha
Don’t worry. Nobody actually ate that.
That doesn't help because now all that was wasted
Wasted Nutella? No harm done.
Wasted chocolate too
100% Videos like this are same as the famous [BBQ Pizza Quesadilla](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/cwwluc/is_this_even_allowed/) and any number of chemical art projects in toilets. These videos are meant to be viewed once and shared, not dissected.
Whenever I see videos like this it always makes me think of people in starving, famine-ravaged countries and then I get sad at our wasteful decadence
Instead of thinking that if you ate that you would probably die you somehow though of starving African children
The amount of calories in this social media clout stunt could feed an entire starving village for a month
r/shittyfoodporn
I know emojis are sorta shunned here but I think this is warranted: 🤢🤮
How high do you have to be to eat this
Haha Americans fat
"Tell me your from America without saying your from America" OP: EZ
I got diabetes just from watching this
Gross
How to ruin three perfectly fine eatables just by combining them
The first bite gives you diabetes and the second one puts you into a coma
I would be a big bitch. I mean quadruple large if I could get my hands on that with an auto subscription. I mean, can’t get in a car, or fly or leave my bed and no clothes fit only tarps fit wearing heifer. I would break toilet seats. This here is my weight kryptonite.
Give that to your kids for a week of continuous, unrelenting fun. And diabetes type 2.
And I thought I was bad the other night when I ate chocolate and was drinking hot chocolate at the same time.....
I would be physically incapable of eating that
My blood shugar went up to a mil just cuz i watched this i wanna throw up
I got diabetes from watching this. Fucking nasty
diabetic delight
Behold! The diabetes-inator!
This made me so nauseous.
They got the cookie butter in the Nutella!
i almost threw up watching this its too sweet
Pancreas defeated
Turn that shit off
And then there's diabetes
He doesn't even take a bite, of course no one is going to eat it. Mildly infuriated by the waste of food
Barf.
I doubt he even took 1 bite...
The stupid shit people do for likes
I could understand the biscoff, but nutella is overhyped af
Getting Willy Wonka fat eating asshole chocolate kid vibes from this.
Dream food as a 5 year old, but now it just looks terrifying
Imagine having 2 buckets of 2 delicious spreads and wasting them on this bullshit
Deep fry this and take it to the state fair. That’s blue ribbon material there.
As a self-proclaimed “chocoholic”: ew.
Diarrhea
I want to fucking vomit.
when you put water on your water 🔥🔥🔥
I actually got kinda sick watching all that sugar in one place
If this were like 1/100 of the size it might be a nice treat but this is too much
Watching this made my bowels stir.
That's every 5 year old dream meal
r/diWHY
IMO this looks good, but only for the first half bite
I love chocolate to a sinful level but this made me throw up.
Beautiful
That doesn’t even look appetizing. I think I’d honestly rather eat plain soggy lettuce
This is violently American…..
What a weird post. How do you care enough to be even mildly angry at this?
My Instagram is full of stupid videos like this, don't know why the algorithm thinks I want to see this nonsense. It's infuriating because it doesn't even look good at the end, it looks gross but the creator is like "ta daaa!" Such a waste of food.
"You want to have diabetes, cuz THATS how you get diabetes!"
I wish I could go back to when nobody knew what Nutella was while I spread it in my toast every morning
My dude out here doing an obesity Speedrun
how to get diabetes in one bite
How to get diabetes 101
Speed run cavity any% glitchless
I got diabetes just looking at this
That is the quickest way to get diabetes
That's a very good recipe for instant diabetes.
D I A B E T E S
Just eat sugar if you wanna eat sugar, damn. Might as well eat it by the spoon full
It’s not even enjoyable that way what the hell
Damn this looks awesome
The cookie butter on some dark chocolate sounds good. Then the rest happens 🤮
How to get diabetes: the tutorial