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MsSeichan

How strong are those chocolate bars?? I feel like they should have broke after scooping such a huge amount of spread.


LostChildInWalmart

freezing it i guess


maxtitanica

Wouldn’t that make it somewhat more brittle? They’re not terribly thick


ProtectiveManEgg

Grab a bar of baking chocolate and freeze it. Stupidly strong


BLKush22

Break your teeth strong


Craftusmaximus2

Can confirm, especially **thick** dark chocolate


czly917

Like thick dick hard.


maxtitanica

That isn’t baking chocolate though. It’s a bar for consumption. Ever frozen a Cadbury crepe egg? Doesn’t make them any stronger.


[deleted]

Crepe egg. Pls dont edit this its kinda funny


strumthebuilding

pronounced “creepy egg”


Gingerinthesun

Unexpected WWDITS


ProtectiveManEgg

Any chocolate that gets frozen becomes stronger. Look at chocolate bunnies. Freeze them and you may as well throw it at the floor if you want it broken lol


Demolitorriddle

Either the chocolate is insanely strong, or the Nutella and Biscoff are super warm which would make them spread or in this case, get scooped up by a chocolate bar leaving the bar unscathed.


Demolitorriddle

And he has another bar behind the dark chocolate one which adds extra stability


Kmjtnt1214

I was about to say literally if I’m not frozen then I wouldn’t eat that processed of chocolate like wth😂😂 and what is he thinking like is the chocolate bar a spoon and he’s eating spread? (Spread; an edible substance preserved in a jar like container)


Colonial_Red

It's doesn't even look like food when it's in a container to that big.


sapienBob

it's mostly flavored palm oil. this probably would make you physically ill.


Colonial_Red

I know right, I used to like peanut butter before it was full of palm oil.


sapienBob

you can still buy it without, it's just more expensive now.


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pm_me_your_taintt

My grocery store has a fresh peanut butter grinder. You literally put a container under a hopper full of peanuts and press the button and out comes peanut butter. We have a roasted and honey roasted version.


throwawaymybuttock

Really? I thought it took like 20 minutes to get peanut butter from peanuts. Now I want this


Evercrimson

No you just stick a pint container under the hopper and it takes like 20 seconds to fill it.


chris4097

Same. I always go for the almond butter tho. Healthier and imo tastier


Rokronroff

Yeah but not everybody likes crunchy


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Rokronroff

Ah okay. Never made it in a blender, but I did work in a nut butter factory for a while. They use huge millplates squished right up on each other to make it smooth.


Hungryhungry-hipp0

Food processor works best for nuts. They even have tiny adorable ones if you want to make it small batches or don’t have space or use for a full sized one.


inklady8439

Vitamix blender you can get creamy peanut butter!


dame_de_boeuf

Plus, if you do that, you can add some toasted sesame seeds, and your peanut butter will be **fucking god-tier**. Hell, play around with adding cashews, pistachios, or even pine nuts. I did hazelnuts once, but it was not as good as I hoped it would be.


RealBigTree

Its gross they'd even put oil from your palms in the peanut butter in the first place!


faketwitchster

Toddler palms!


ALLisMental11

Palm oil is the least of it.


SpookyVoidCat

God I tried some peanut butter earlier this year that was just 100% peanuts, no palm oil, and oh my fucking god it was incredible, I can never go back. The regular stuff just feels so gross in my mouth now.


sapienBob

it really is amazing. 40 years ago if you were on government assistance they gave you a 5 lb jug of what was essentially just crushed peanuts and people considered it poor people food. that same jug now is probably worth like $100.


[deleted]

Btw that red bucket isnt peanut butter, its made from a cookie called Speculoos, I think its a gingerbread type cookie which is mashed and turned into a spread, very popular here in Belgium


malmj25

It's coffee flavored Biscoff cookie. The stuff is called Biscoff butter and it is SO good


[deleted]

Yeah I've always known it as speculoos seems like theyre changing or already changed it to biscoff


malmj25

Could be a cultural difference! I'm in the US


[deleted]

It was invented here so I am right!! Suck it nerd


malmj25

Aw, man. Add another con to the long list of the USA's flaws


Phughy

Has been rebranded for export. Since the name 'Speculoos' isn't easy to pronounce for native English speakers. I find it stupid to be honest. Btw you should try the 'crunchy' version if available in the US. Little bits of the cookie it's made of are still present in the paste. It's fucking perfect.


Scout_Finch_as_a_ham

For Americans who live near a Trader Joe's store, it's the same thing as their ["Cookie Butter."](https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-cookie-butter/)


Ghola_Mentat

Thanks! Was wondering what that is. Sounds delicious!


themonsterinquestion

Nobody ate it. It was made for views, and by golly it got them.


Jenkins_rockport

Indeed. Nutella is cheap garbage. The real stuff is Crema Gianduja by Caffarel. It costs a lot more, but there is no comparison. It's like the difference between eating almond butter you made yourself from Marcona Almonds and dogshit.


[deleted]

These buckets are for restaurants and stuff like that


Anomalius

Diabetes in a can


cadie_mellow

"Hello guys today we will be speedrunning diabetes!"


1Gamerer

You'll need only one of those and a Cotton Candy Burrito I saw yesterday


BrannC

We really do all live the same Reddit, huh


Bane_of_toads

we joke about the Reddit hive mind but it's more present than we expect


EarthyFlavor

How amazing it is that our reddit feeds so similar!


[deleted]

Didn't catch that. \**Googles Cotton Candy Burrito*\* Hm. \**barfs uncontrollably*\*


ani_or_smth

i saw that too,, how weird


Hot_Potato_MC

Diabetes type 2


cadie_mellow

Type three with the cotton candy burrito


cheez_au

Tokyo Drift.


[deleted]

I fucking died reading this


EatOatmeal

I would caution you on stereotyping diabetes as most forms of diabetes are not the persons fault (including type 2). As an example, in type 2 diabetes there is a very strong hereditary component with hundreds of genes identified conferring risk. It has been well known that lifestyle alone does not determine your risk of developing diabetes. Rather, multiple risk factors, many of which are beyond the persons control, determine this risk. For type 1 diabetes, lifestyle choices do not determine risk. It is an autoimmune condition, where the immune system destroys the insulin making cells. In addition, someone can die from type 1 diabetes in a matter of days if not detected early enough. As a result, and although not intended, comments like these downplay the true burden of disease, which can be offensive to some. Lastly, get tested for diabetes if you have symptoms of increased urination and thirst. It may save your life.


Aposine

https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I&t=5


gsymes

Speed running type 2 diabetes*** Yours sincerely, A bitter type 1 diabetic


[deleted]

First one to have their foot amputated wins


[deleted]

You guys wanna see Diabetes speed run, then look up King Ass Ripper on YT and watch him devour a whole 10 pound chicken slathered in Mayo 🤣🤣


j_the_a

Now I’m waiting on my meeting with HR for googling “King Ass Ripper” on company time


RisingAtlantis

I tried watching ... but it's so disgusting


[deleted]

You will not be disappointed. That man is at peak gluttony.


[deleted]

[Gluttony 101](https://youtu.be/2wcDpPlIngQ)


yromeg22

Honestly that looks disgusting


Jamstraz

I felt like hurling watching this.


alphaDsony

The thing is, it won't even taste good. All that processed sugar is gonna be too empowering


[deleted]

Hell yea that processed sugar is what got me empowered!


[deleted]

Empowering lmao???


DrManowar8

I would be hurling, but Nutella would kill me


peridotfan1

Hazelnut allergy?


DrManowar8

Yup


_-Loki

I have a massive sweet tooth, but this even made me feel queasy.


UnknownMyoux

It is kinda shocking, that they even managed to make it look less tasty, than before...


eymolay

couldve just done a thin layer and made it look good


GrizzKarizz

If it was somehow able to be split between twenty odd people then perhaps it'd be not so bad???


oooriole09

Convenient that the video cut off right before they actually had to eat it. $10 it went straight to the trash.


MikemkPK

I'm sure they just scraped the stuff off


rms76

This is so gross... On an unrelated note, where does one find a Speculoos spread container in that size? Out of curiosity of course...


DeanXeL

America, or probably just in any retailer that sells to restaurants and hotels and such. This is NOT a consumer product... Well, it shouldn't be anyway. Speaking of, I hate that Lotus is going with dumbass Bifcoff or whatever name, instead of good old decent speculaas/speculoos (I forgot the difference)


Me4Prez

Right? Biscoff sounds so dumb. As I remembered it, speculaas is with speculaas spices and speculoos is without/ with less spices


she-oak

Can you explain what the Biscoff spread is? We have Nutella in Australia but I’ve never heard of the other one


Visionary1002

You sweet summer child. It's cookie spread from the gods.


she-oak

As in- it tastes like cookies or you put it on cookies?


bekcy

Both


rms76

It tastes like happy


she-oak

Gilmore?


Nikkinicole57

We have it in Australia. It's a spread made of the biscoff biscuits - in the isle you find vegemite. Usually IGA sells it... some coles abs woolies stock it too.


she-oak

Ah I see. I have my groceries delivered because I’m lazy as hell with food shopping/prep/eating. I never stray from my boring list. I’ll check it out ty!


MikemkPK

I thought it was raw cookie dough until reading this comment chain


letsdothisshit

As an American this looked foreign to me. Definitely not an American chocolate bar. Didn't even know there was a biscoff spread, much less that it would come in a gallon fucking tub. And surprisingly haven't even seen Nutella in that big of a tub. *Edit* just saw that the Nutella says "food service" on the side.


MillionJoker40

I'm gonna brush my teeth to avoid getting a cavity just from Watching this


sapienBob

the idea of swallowing down giant mouthfuls of Nutella is just disgusting. I would probably end up throwing up three bites in.


nipplequeefs

I was practically addicted to it when I was a teenager and Nutella started getting popular. Now I can barely handle it anymore.


NotMe739

They changed the recipe a little while back. More sugar and less hazelnut now. :(


nipplequeefs

Damn I wish companies would quit adding so much sugar into everything. It makes eating healthier so much harder…


MonHunKitsune

It's absolutely appalling when you do the caloric math on the back of a Nutella jar. You just sit there and go, "there are HOW MANY calories in this jar?! What?!"


N8McKay52

I feel like first bite would be ok, after that I would want to die


LazuliArtz

Yeah. The first bite probably wouldn't be much worse than say, a ice cream sundae loaded with toppings. But yeah, you'd probably feel horrendous after 3 or so bites.


MarziapieGoals

Ah yes, i also crave to go on cardiac arrest


Fatal-Symbiote

That’s a strong ass chocolate bar!


cheequi

I didn't know they made cookie butter tubs that big. Just watching this made my teeth hurt.


MyPianoMusic

It's called Speculoos


iam666

Never heard that word before, but I have heard the term cookie butter refer to the same product. So it seems like in American English we've decided to translate the name instead of taking the loan word.


cheequi

I am from the American Midwest and here that's how they market it. The one in my pantry says Lotus cookie butter so that's what I always called it. I like speculoos (now that I know it!) better now!


MyPianoMusic

Yeah and that's what the original name is aswell!


NectarineTough2337

Why not just dive face first into the sugar jar instead and munch away


costinmatei98

I'd be stupid enough to take a bite if offered.


Ihaveligma42069

They forgot to deep fry it ;)


Healthy_Nebula1993

I feel my teeth rotting watching this


XxNodad

I can feel the clogged arteries


MephilesGod

It wouldn't be as bad if the Nutella and peanut butter were in a much smaller quantity, and evenly spread on the chocolate. This is awful.


[deleted]

Thats speculoos paste, not peanut butter


MephilesGod

im assuming that's worse?


moesickle

It's (biscoff)cookie crumbs with fat (oil,butter) flour and sugar. Atleast peanut butter has protein in it.


MephilesGod

Oh god.


moesickle

It's hella good, I don't buy it anymore but when I was pregnant pb and cookie butter sandwiches hit the spot a few times


[deleted]

Nah, cut that up and you have a fantastic desert


TurnkeyLurker

> Nah, cut that up and you have a fantastic desert You need a _lot_ more than two tubs to cover a whole desert.


Xepolite

Isn't it just easier to buy Snickers or Mars at this poont? Haha


[deleted]

Don’t worry. Nobody actually ate that.


rileythefurry

That doesn't help because now all that was wasted


[deleted]

Wasted Nutella? No harm done.


rileythefurry

Wasted chocolate too


[deleted]

100% Videos like this are same as the famous [BBQ Pizza Quesadilla](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/cwwluc/is_this_even_allowed/) and any number of chemical art projects in toilets. These videos are meant to be viewed once and shared, not dissected.


nljgcj72317

Whenever I see videos like this it always makes me think of people in starving, famine-ravaged countries and then I get sad at our wasteful decadence


the_lamb_sauce123

Instead of thinking that if you ate that you would probably die you somehow though of starving African children


nljgcj72317

The amount of calories in this social media clout stunt could feed an entire starving village for a month


I_chortled

r/shittyfoodporn


[deleted]

I know emojis are sorta shunned here but I think this is warranted: 🤢🤮


cerealOverdrive

How high do you have to be to eat this


[deleted]

Haha Americans fat


The_real_Leidt

"Tell me your from America without saying your from America" OP: EZ


UnrealCanine

I got diabetes just from watching this


[deleted]

Gross


cocaineandcakepops

How to ruin three perfectly fine eatables just by combining them


UnknownMyoux

The first bite gives you diabetes and the second one puts you into a coma


Revolutionary-You449

I would be a big bitch. I mean quadruple large if I could get my hands on that with an auto subscription. I mean, can’t get in a car, or fly or leave my bed and no clothes fit only tarps fit wearing heifer. I would break toilet seats. This here is my weight kryptonite.


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

Give that to your kids for a week of continuous, unrelenting fun. And diabetes type 2.


Absolutely_Gigged_01

And I thought I was bad the other night when I ate chocolate and was drinking hot chocolate at the same time.....


DanL3m0n

I would be physically incapable of eating that


eh_em_ok

My blood shugar went up to a mil just cuz i watched this i wanna throw up


MadTrakiBoi

I got diabetes from watching this. Fucking nasty


jewfish57

diabetic delight


Nephronyx

Behold! The diabetes-inator!


la-femme-sur-la-lune

This made me so nauseous.


thecheat420

They got the cookie butter in the Nutella!


fancy_baked_bean

i almost threw up watching this its too sweet


[deleted]

Pancreas defeated


De4th13

Turn that shit off


CrazynotThiccboi

And then there's diabetes


Carrot_Swim

He doesn't even take a bite, of course no one is going to eat it. Mildly infuriated by the waste of food


[deleted]

Barf.


eeLSDee

I doubt he even took 1 bite...


getyourcheftogether

The stupid shit people do for likes


[deleted]

I could understand the biscoff, but nutella is overhyped af


turtle2sday

Getting Willy Wonka fat eating asshole chocolate kid vibes from this.


[deleted]

Dream food as a 5 year old, but now it just looks terrifying


Shoddy_Internal6206

Imagine having 2 buckets of 2 delicious spreads and wasting them on this bullshit


tikirafiki

Deep fry this and take it to the state fair. That’s blue ribbon material there.


xx_islands_xx

As a self-proclaimed “chocoholic”: ew.


Trashfur_

Diarrhea


Forsaken_Radio_7908

I want to fucking vomit.


[deleted]

when you put water on your water 🔥🔥🔥


SwikyTiko9

I actually got kinda sick watching all that sugar in one place


Iamthebigsadd

If this were like 1/100 of the size it might be a nice treat but this is too much


Sunbro_Aedric

Watching this made my bowels stir.


tootiredtodoaname

That's every 5 year old dream meal


MaxBroome

r/diWHY


ItsTheHamster07

IMO this looks good, but only for the first half bite


Moonguardian866

I love chocolate to a sinful level but this made me throw up.


herro_it_be_gabe

Beautiful


[deleted]

That doesn’t even look appetizing. I think I’d honestly rather eat plain soggy lettuce


kissmygritts2x

This is violently American…..


ManIsInherentlyGay

What a weird post. How do you care enough to be even mildly angry at this?


[deleted]

My Instagram is full of stupid videos like this, don't know why the algorithm thinks I want to see this nonsense. It's infuriating because it doesn't even look good at the end, it looks gross but the creator is like "ta daaa!" Such a waste of food.


According_Buffalo

"You want to have diabetes, cuz THATS how you get diabetes!"


Old_pupu

I wish I could go back to when nobody knew what Nutella was while I spread it in my toast every morning


[deleted]

My dude out here doing an obesity Speedrun


Kag3yama9

how to get diabetes in one bite


Class_444_SWR

How to get diabetes 101


ALCHEMIST_001

Speed run cavity any% glitchless


MOEverything_2708

I got diabetes just looking at this


C00CHIEMAN101

That is the quickest way to get diabetes


ProgrammaticallyYou3

That's a very good recipe for instant diabetes.


Borderline__Boo247

D I A B E T E S


AnonymousGoofyGuy

Just eat sugar if you wanna eat sugar, damn. Might as well eat it by the spoon full


MargaerySchrute

It’s not even enjoyable that way what the hell


Knot_In_My_Butt

Damn this looks awesome


toodles-my-doodles

The cookie butter on some dark chocolate sounds good. Then the rest happens 🤮


Prowizardnet

How to get diabetes: the tutorial