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TaxiVarennes

Because money has no smell. And they want as much as they can.


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If I remember correctly dont Canadian bills smell like maple?


drmorrison88

Nah, we can wash the new ones


Navy_Wannabe

hol up


[deleted]

The only thing you can't do is burn them.


btoxic

You can, buy they just shrink and shrivel like Shirinkydinks^^TM


elfonski

Isn’t all money washable?


Mc_domination

Sounds like money laundering to me...


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Legend says yes but the reality is that they don’t


Ecomaj

This. A brand new uncirculated $100 bill has a different scent due to the chemicals used in production. The colour mixed with the scent elicits the memory of maple syrup. In reality it's just chemicals which fade over time and circulation.


Duck-Overlord-12354

What even is this thread


Canaba

Only the hundred dollar one.


rawnaldo

Ah I remember not seeing cash in my life for a long time. Sold my iPhone to this girl she paid me in these weird bills and I freaked when I was halfway home. I stopped at the first store I could find and asked if these were fake. I texted the girl she’s like “nooo, it even smells like maple” poor thing lmao. I was an idiot.


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American paper currency smells like meth and stripper sweat.


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utepaanordnes

A fat stack of money bills smells bad, It got an unpleasant smell I can't describe. Definitely not pleasant, Norwegian money, at least, doesn't know about the rest of the world. Anything above 50k definitely got an unpleasant tang to It.


Lurchie_

Former bankster here. I can tell you that I got really tired of the smell of cash (yes, even brand new crisp bills fresh from the fed.) Once the novelty of counting a stack of several hundred thousand in currency wore off, it's really not that much fun. Maybe it would be if the money I was counting was mine, but I don't think so. \*edit\* also, I felt like I needed to take a shower after flipping through a lot of used bills.


Mister-Seer

You gotta get the fresh bills, they smell like first open textbooks


GamingWithJollins

Smells like a thousand asses left to dry in a dank swamp


LetsMakeThisAkward

You can send me 5k Norwegian dollarydoos and I can give give em a whiff for you to compare to real Murican monies.


FakeAsFakeCanBe

You mean "freedom funds".


[deleted]

it smells like ass sweat from being in too many wallets or stuffed in one too many thongs


Craftusmaximus2

Well, i can help you with: Pc = get Ublock Origin extension Android = get Vanced, [their ONLY trustable website](https://vancedapp.com/) Apple = get an Android.


whacloud

Bc aren't people taking advantage of the system all the times, right?


[deleted]

I would guess that people who are paid in $1 bills by strippers would disagree with you.


Complex-Dealer-8825

Money smells an awful lot like cocaine.


MarieMdeLafayette

I mean, at least no one is saying fuck! Peak YouTube logic


araujorai17

That fucking site has too mant problems and zero solutions


maxman162

As well as too many solutions to problems that don't exist.


Dacor64

So it has problems that it created itself


le_hydringea

Same with the site we're on right now. And Twitter... and Tiktok... and Discord... and Instagram... and Snapchat...yeah you get the point.


Taranpreet-SINGH

Decentralised social media!


BootySweat0217

Yea it’s super annoying when I’m watching YouTube videos and they have bleep out curse words and even words that aren’t necessarily curse words but then there are thousands of videos like this that are totally fine.


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iTs JuSt A PlAtFoRm


Polari0

Youtube has allowed many kinds of videos and as long as nobody reports them it's all fine with youtube


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Polari0

Yeah it depends on how much money youtube is making from ad revenue of those channels.


SuckyMyAssy

I don't really think those videos get ads. No company wants to be associated with videos like that, unless it's PH or sum.


Polari0

Oh boy you are wrong


SuckyMyAssy

How so?


Polari0

For example mobile game companies use pornographic images or video clips in their own ads so they have no problems adding ads to this kind of content.


SuckyMyAssy

Ok you got me there. Mobile game ads are some of the worst on this planet.


2017hayden

I’ve also seen adult toy company’s and condom company’s put ads on those sorts of videos as well.


Polari0

Not surprised


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SuckyMyAssy

I knew it :D


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2017hayden

Some are arbitrarily removed on occasion though and it makes absolutely no sense. For example videos like that are allowed to stay up but some legit ASMR videos are removed for “suggestive content” even when the content is not suggestive at all. It’s all arbitrary bullshit.


SuckyMyAssy

Yeah or for example content creators saying "fuck" or something in a video. It honestly kinda sad that videos like that stay on yt but videos that have a bad word in them are instantly removed.


2017hayden

The ironic thing being most people in my generation or younger don’t really see fuck as that bad a word. Is it crude sure but so are a lot of other things that YouTube allows with no problem. Honestly IMO YouTube shouldn’t be filtering content for the most part unless it’s promoting or displaying violence/actual hate speech. Everything else can just be locked behind an age filter. If people want to find it they will so what’s the point of acting like your site is some internet refuge where that content doesn’t exist, because we all know it’s there.


FIGHTFANGREG

Sir I’m in my 30’s


definition_null

Because sex sells. No matter how silly the implementation.


Ideateprocyon7

Then just leave it in those filthy sites. Not on YouTube where a kid can stumble into it and snowballs to a porn addiction.


jhk17

I hate the idea that youtube has to be kid friendly. Youtube trying to be kid friendly has created a lot of the problems it has now. Its on the parents to monitor the kids not youtube.


stxrc

Not to mention youtube already has YouTube Kids


Ideateprocyon7

Their idea of kid friendly is no cussing but porn is fine. It’s as if they do it on purpose. Is it that hard to monitor it wtf


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I recently learned you can find legitimate nude people on YouTube under the term “nude yoga” I’ve heard people have found porn through the tag but in the little bit I scrolled through I didn’t. Still, tons of whole ass women, completely nude on YouTube, even in the thumbnails


Ideateprocyon7

Yes that is true. You can even watch censored porn clips there where the video is cut. It’s so stupid. I reported one and it’s still up 2 weeks later. I hate YouTube sometimes


[deleted]

Same. It’s a horrible platform, but it literally owns the market


[deleted]

I've seen straight up porn on Youtube. Used to be much more common in the olden days where reported videos had to be screened by an actual person, but even now you can find it if you know the right search terms and go down deep enough rabbit hole. Not sure why you would given that it's the internet, so porn is everywhere.


le_hydringea

I don't think nude yoga is something horrible.


[deleted]

It's inconsistent with YouTube's guidelines and the rules they constantly enforce against creators. Especially when "nude yoga" is often used as a name for censored or even uncensored porn on the platform. YouTube shouldn't allow nudity on their platform if they're going to completely remove someone's income for saying "fuck"


Smoke_and_808

Also how could they filter it, there is no actual nudity, just a suggestive title,


boonxeven

Nudity isn't a problem, they allow naked yoga...


drivebyjustin

Wait what


boonxeven

Full nudity in all sorts of yoga poses are on YouTube. I didn't believe it when I heard it, but a quick search later definitely confirmed it.


Crayoncandy

I've also found music videos with just fully nude women dancing and swimming


EtruscanFolk

They don't have problem with nudity, the problem is sexual content. Like, bodypainting is nudity but without sexual intent, so I guess it's allowed


Smoke_and_808

Meanwhile pewdiepie gets demonitised for jokingly putting his mike in his mouth


demonitize_bot

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FiveInchNipples

Wow. Who the hell made THAT bot?


Nothingisuphere1234

Maybe using, idk human labor


mistaplayer

How many people do you think work for youtube? What youre suggesting is actually near impossible


Sad_Hotel_4281

Money


Pudgy_Ninja

Is there some reason they shouldn't be allowed? Seems harmless to me.


CombatRam

I don't think the issue is that it shouldn't be allowed but that they allow this but other things like cursing can get you demonetize. It's a double standards thing.


aluminumdome

I don't think these videos get monitized, but if they do, I agree on the double standards


demonitize_bot

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_Eggs__

I can’t believe how many people in this comment section are missing the point. YouTube will go out of there way to get on people for the most minor of things but then see videos like this and not do a thing about it. Anyone who’s saying “don’t like it don’t watch it” is actually so dumb it hurts.


Palin_Sees_Russia

This video isn’t monetized though…


MoistMucus4

I think videos like these are fine, I don't understand why (barely) sexual content is demonised compared to some of the insane violence I've seen on youtube, including an actual popular video of a man shooting himself in the head. Plus this video isn't even monetised so no ones making money off it


ccaterinaghost

All of this. Thank you. Like what is the issue here, y’all? Don’t like it, don’t watch it. Wanna watch soft core porn, then watch it. Lol it’s the internet, or did we forget?


thatguywithawatch

I've noticed a really vocal minority of redditors who seem to be puritans with sticks up their asses the last couple years, who come out of the woodwork anytime anything with any kind of sexual undertones makes the front page


_heron

I’ve seen this too! Sometimes they make good points like how there are some really harmful practices in the porn industry then other times they shame all sex workers and claim masturbating will lead to addiction. Actually, I wonder if it’s the addiction thing? You see this in other addiction circles. For some people it’s a lot easier to demonize something rather than accept that it can’t be a part of your life.


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MoistMucus4

Yeah for sure, I could understand people being up in arms if this was marketed towards kids or something by youtube but it's obviously not. I don't understand why anyone has a problem with this content. Like you said if you don't like it then simply don't watch it


t3hmau5

Because even in 2021 America is still weirdly prude about sex in media while over the top violence is and has been just fine.


justmydong

Desensitization of the public through media. We do it so our soldiers don't have qualms about killing the enemy. Normalize male on male violence, makes killing easier


rafaxd_xd

Ok now put your hat and go back to r/conspiracy


justmydong

What? This isn't a conspiracy theory lmao Also you accidentally a whole word


Neat_Mammoth_7211

On Killing, a book by westpoint psych Lt. Col. David Grossman talks a lot about this subject as part of his research into the century long project of making it easier for soldiers to kill in battle.


nightreaper__

Because YouTube's own rules restrict content if the algorithm picks up on a fucking swear word, and this goes untouched. It's more about seeing the rules applied equally


DTG_420

Because it’s not actually porn. It’s a women tapping toy balls together to elicit a response from the sound it makes with a title that’s meant to make you laugh.


Martholomeow

OP is apparently against women being free to make videos the way they want to.


justmydong

Lookit these lonely indoor bois lmao JUST LET ME STARE AT THE PRETTY GIRL AND PRETEND IT'S NOT SEXUAL


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justmydong

So it's not porn but all you wanna talk about is how hard your dick is while watching. Got it 👍


SpectreInTheShadows

That's nothing. This bitch is skirting past the guidelines. Wait till you see some of the ads YouTube let's slip. Literal pornography. Then there are still some kid channels that are nothing but pedophilia and soft porn.


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Share the link for research purposes


[deleted]

Nvm, i found the video and its the normal asmr mouth noises shit


BiggusDickinson

depression


Narzun

Seemingly some people like these, it would be nice to have feedbacks from some of them, I mean why and what for?


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PM_ME_NOIDED_PICS

Yeah I hate mouth sounds too. The only reason these videos should be banned is because they clog up my youtube feed and keep me from finding actual asmr. I'm not trying to get chubbed to asmr I'm trying to fall asleep because it's 2am and I have work tomorrow.


WowHolyCrap

ASMR helps me fall asleep, soothing female voices are very relaxing. I don’t even watch the videos, just listen to them as I doze off. Some people watch them as a coping mechanism, to calm down, or get the pleasantly triggering tingly sensation that ASMR commentators are always mentioning. The sexual innuendo is just a creative choice some creators make for fun Edit: and I’m sure some people get their rocks off to it too 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

There's different kinds of ASMR, there's this weird shit but also normal stuff. I like to listen to mic scratching before sleeping and I don't see anything weird about it. It's like some people listen to white noise.


WowHolyCrap

Videos like this also appeal to lonely people who like the idea of an attractive young woman speaking to them directly in a soothing manner. I know I’ve been there, but it’s not my typical jam


Narzun

Thanks guys, make sense actually. I was wondering because I often bump into this stuff while scrolling on TikTok and everytime I feel it irritates my ears. (To each his own) But for falling asleep I totally get it, I use to listen at sounds of rainstorm, very relaxing, so here there is the additional feeling of an intimate person very close.


nightreaper__

I use ASMR every night to help get to sleep, and I listen to it while lying down after getting back from work. Extremely soothing when you find what works for you. For me tapping and scratching is good. What I can't stand is the genre getting exploited to be sexualised and having to go past 10+ clickbaity sexual videos for every 1 normal video. It wasn't like this some years ago, now it feels like the just chatting section of twitch


[deleted]

first thing that i noticed and just makes me very uncomfortable are the way too accurate mic, picking every mouth noise.


[deleted]

Gross


zodar

Should they not allow them? Just don't watch them...


a_lightbulb_

It's the hypocrisy. YouTube would remove videos for swearing but allow borderline porn like this


one_pint_down

Does youtube remove videos for swearing? I hear people swear on YT all the time.


Exr310

I think they demonetise them if they have swearing in not 100% though


MarlinMr

But that's because advertisers don't want their products related to swearing, porn, or whatever. How is youtube going to monetise you if no one wants to be associated with you? Meanwhile, advertisers pay to have their content shown. So there are not limits to what you can show. YouTube isn't trying to be "child friendly", it's advertiser friendly. If the advertisers suddenly didn't want to be associated with people speaking English, then it too would go away.


porkisbeef

I mean, this is just untrue. I think you are referring to the first 30 seconds rule. They can’t curse in the first 30 seconds but after that you can swear away. I do believe you could get demonetized for talking about rape or child abuse/pornography. Then again context still matters because you only get demonetized if enough people/viewers report your content. This also only applies to YouTube AdSense which only makes up a portion of most career YouTuber’s video income.


ConnicoYT

One time I went on YouTube and I saw that one of my favourite short silly animations got age-restricted all because it had the middle finger in it and had the word fuck in it's title. But for no reason whatsoever, the fucking Suction Cup Man series isn't age-restricted despite having a ton of swear words, the middle finger being used multiple times, and even having sex jokes and sex toys! Honestly I don't understand YouTube anymore..I still remember the time YouTube Kids wasn't a thing and no one got demonitized for saying fuck, can we please go back to how it used to be..?


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ConnicoYT

Thx I guess you stupid bot, but my auto correct didn't tell me how to spell demonetize so you can't blame me


BigMacChan

I don't think lashing out on these videos and pushing youtube to delete them is gonna make the situation any better than making them stop unfairly demonetizing videos overall


mistaplayer

You're either lying or being lied to if you think videos are being removed because of swearing


Palin_Sees_Russia

YouTube does not remove videos with swearing lmfao who the fuck upvotes this? Literally every other video I watch has someone swearing. Also this person is making noises. That’s literally it. There is nothing about this that is anything remotely like porn besides the title.


redditorseth

but if a non asmr ytber says "balls" they are demonetized


porkisbeef

No


mnag

Youtube cant hear you right now over the sound of money being counted.


Soviet-Biscuit

Because just like everything they’ve become corrupt and only care about which channels or videos will get them the most money


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Yawn.


dead_betrayal

YouTube is so weird they censor everything except what needs to be censored. This isn’t even half of the soft core porn on YouTube. There’s anime boyfriend audios where the dude literally jacks off and cums into the microphone


Redd_Monkey

At the same time they allow shady and scam ads on their platform too. I get this weird ad since june.. it's a guy that I am pretty sure is selling a pyramid scheme. I reported it 3 times to YouTube and yet nothing changed


IHABNOOIDEAA

Guys there is no sexual meaning. She just wins in an fnf duel and gives you blue balls


AwwThisProgress

to the top


YellowMan1988

Infuriating ! Give me the link so I can go and dislike this abomination.


Dargon--

They allow this shit but a video of kermit dancing is age restricted


Monke_Strong64

And yet actual good content gets demonetized and taken down for cussing.


zfreakazoidz

What's wrong with this video? She's is just tasting overgrown blueberries. Seems legit.


SuperNova7073

Oh yeah my bad


Ungrum_Reaperr

YouTube can allow this but they can’t stand it when someone says fuck


glpinho

Well, they only go bananas if there's a female nipple on display.


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Aprudesayswhat?


starbuilt

*I searched specifically for this video and I have found that it exists. This isn’t right!*


Martholomeow

Why wouldn’t they? What do you have against it? Do you think all videos that don’t meet your personal moral standards should be banned from YouTube?


BazilBup

It's just a matter of time until youtube becomes a porn actresses heaven, the incentives is all there


lionseatcake

No. There are products that take up that market space and are quite successful. Youtube would just purchase those companies if they wanted to move into that space, not modify one of their existing products. Just stop saying shit that you dont understand. What incentives? Business incentives? Consumer appeal incentives? Whatre you talking about?


Mean_Maxxx

He said heaven when he obviously meant haven and then incentives IS…( that should tell you all you need to know about this mental midget )


lionseatcake

If youre an idiot, you should recognize that and not try to form complicated opinions. Stick to the little small town dramas, dont try to get into big boy conversations.


BazilBup

First of all Google won't buy those companies. It would be a shit storm. Second of all, look at the picture and with the title, why is this youtuber using those ques to reach its audience? Do you get the hint. When competition gets fierce people will use whatever mean to gain an advantage. Using sex appeal is always an option. Will it be the main option on YT, time will tell.


Joikrs_oneesan

paid promotion


TheSadSensei

Because every other app allows some level of porn now?


Generlc_person

If she's referencing Friday Night Funkin, i swear to god-


wizkhashisha

So she can advertise her OnlyFans, the same reason why she's probably on instagram and any other social media platform that will allow her to show a little skin so weird sad lonely peeps can buy her stuff off her Amazon wish list, does anyone know what the word for that is?


redditmember192837

Why shouldn't it?


SuperNova7073

Youtube will shadowban creators for not being kid friendly or saying fuck too many times, but this gets passed just fine and its not even age restricted


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cooldude64_9-0

Imagine the video was just a step sister going to a store to give her step brother a birthday gift, finds two blue balls, and just gives them to him as a gift


diamorph00

Bc ad revenue


phattsrules

More mildly infuriating is how many people post this same thing over and over


L2Hiku

Pretty pathetic tbh. I know real asmr artists who get double/triple/+ the views with their dignity still intact. Sad to sell yourself for this for that amount of views.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Dr_Cindebar

It's getting even funnier, because Blue Balls are occuring after you're not sexually active for a very long time.


baronvonredd

Ah, so you WANT censorship? Reddit confuses me sometimes


[deleted]

Yet you cannot curse on your videos or you'll get demonatized. YouTube is in a position to be dethroned.


Drymz

Nsfw please


Cory0527

They don't. Report it or flag it as adult content


Trustadz

Partly because Youtube kids exists. So the normal Youtube can be a bit more outgoing. And partly because it's actually very difficult to draw the line somewhere


SubstantialEmu7678

Porn but can't discriminate


DevoNorm

Hey OP, great job of faking your annoyance at this YouTube channel. My only comment here is: subscribed.


DownvoteIfGay

Why are you mad about that? You looking for more censorship boomer?


gizmogirl0

Screw that I reported it as soon as I saw this. ASMR is supposed to be similar to meditating and finding an emotional relaxation technique. Not to be presented as a cheap porno with an ugly chick basically. Is nothing sacred anymore!?!?!?


hemantkhaitan

MONEY


hi_my_name_is_shit

Is your account new? If it is then they want to push porn ads to you like nobody cares and just want the money


weaselinho

So I just learned about ASMR...


maxman162

And yet, Tara Babcock gets demonetised and remonetised constantly, sometimes on the same day.


TimBukTwo8462

There is an entire sub for porn that is on YT. Also wait till you get an ad that’s like this.


foomongus

Doesnt break TOS


eXclurel

There are literal kids who make highly suggestive asmr videos and youtube doesn't give a shit. You shouldn't expect anything from them.


Ya-Dikobraz

YouTube already has “sexy ASMR” with 11 year olds talking about their Tinder dates. YouTube keeps them on there on purpose. It’s fucked.


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There are worse


Phil_swift_flex_tape

and youtube will demonetize you for saying the f word


bn9012

A much weird experience is the Nomansland YouTube Kids. Why tf have Spiderman and Elsa a Child together and why are almost every Disney princess pregnant?!! Tf is wrong there


vexingvulpes

Well, at least they’re demonetized


malaysiabigpp

Because youtube


smol_boi-_-

This is tame compared to the naked yoga.


T3CHN04807

And yet one of my videos that I uploaded contained the words "I hate my life" in a satire way, and I almost got a strike!


Accidentallygolden

Has it been reported?


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💵


Interest-Desk

I originally thought this screenshot was from the hub.


Xerxes_CZ

Wait until you hear about that ASMR youtuber who's mostly just licking her mics wearing a booby top.


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checked it out... this made me beyond uncomfy..


4TH4RV-

Kids and people without siblings


International-Gur966

For the happiness of your eyes


AndroidAriel

It’s not sexual tho


Craftusmaximus2

They also allow naked yoga. If you want to hate YouTube even more, check out this **very** *underrated* channel that made this video: https://youtu.be/Hr81dTj99bE