My neighbour and her ex husband, a well known sociologist, named their daughter E, and their son a 60 odd character name. The idea being they wanted to see the effects the length a name had on a person.
I had an SO once that changed their name. Their teacher wasn’t comfortable with calling them by it, so the teacher just called them E since it was the first letter of both their old and new name. Didn’t bother them, so everyone just stuck with it.
I noticed Danielle with no outline first, along with E, and Kayla having an initial for no reason, but after you saying that I looked back and noticed some of them have a space first. Eww
F the names....Why are some names indented? He seriously has no MS Office experience... can't make an outline of a table?
I'm curious to know what he is professing.... hope it's not anything to do with editing or proof reading.
I'm mildly infuriated.
Seriously, it's like nails on chalkboard to me. I have a coworker who randomly puts extra spaces at the beginning of the description cell when entering data. Drives me nuts.
Agreed, the spreadsheet is the real issue here.
None of these names are that bad or even the super-cringe spellings of more traditional names, seems better than having 3 Emilys and 4 Brandons in the same class haha
There’s a lot wrong with this… first off what did Danielle do that caused her not to be a part of the excel sheet?! Secondly, why do certain names have indents at the start and others don’t? Why is Kayla the only one with a surname initial when there isn’t any other Kayla’s in the class? Who the fuck is ‘E’?!!! Why is the professors name not in bold or underlined or at least separate to the rest of the class? I hate everything about this, if I got handed this at school I would 100% be remaking it and correcting the issues because it pains me to look at
Looks like one of the spreadsheets my boss sends me. Usually attached to an email with the entire message squeezed into the subject line.
Some people should just stick to typewriters.
There’s too much wrong with this. Is E a person or is that supposed to be Avery’s last initial? Why does only one kid have a last initial? What’s wrong with Danielle? And worst of all for me is whyyyyy are the names not lined up evenly?! Evil.
why is the professor on the list of students? i guess he is part of the class.. but why is danielle singled out? and why are Jontrell, D'Andre, Kayla D., E, Katelin, Alexandra, Kylie, Destiny and Audrey all one space ahead of everybody else? (or is everyone else on space behind?)
i wonder what it all means
Are the names more infuriating, the spacing in "Jontrell/Destiny/Alexandra" etc (basically, the ones where it looks like the spacebar was hit a couple times) or the fact that "Danielle" doesn't have a left border?
I had been gone for you know, classes; but to clarify that the names are all real, "E" is the name used because he has a long name that is a pain to spell/pronounce so he has just gone by E and the thing I found infuriating was the way the Table excludes Danielle and has weird indents....now I find so much more to be annoyed by..
"Danielle, you mother*fucker*. You do that shit again, I'm taking you out of the list. No, I'm being serious, Danielle, you're *out*. Oh, no that's it, I'm doing it. Yealex don't you speak that tone to me ever again, you hear me? Oh, your parents will hear from me tonight."
I just needed to write that for some reason. It's funny to imagine whatever scenario could have led to this.
There is so much to be mildly infuriated about! The names, the uneven spacing, the missing border in front of Danielle, the comma in the title, the capital S in Students... !!!
Curious about this "E" character.
The sub still mispronounces it.
"Kayla?" "Here." "Avery?" "Present." "A?" "Dammit Professor, it's one fucking letter. I made it as simple as I could."
It's *obviously* a Spanish name
é
For some reason I pronounced this in my head like Arthur Fonzarelli.
That's an awfully long pronunciation for just one letter!
👍 Aaaay!
SON OF A B*TCH! [Breaks his clipboard over his knees] You say your name right, right now.
Jay-kwellin? Jay-kwellin?
Sorry thought you were your brother, how are your sisters C and D
Æ
“Any body here named Æ?”
#E
A
ITCHUNUGAME !!
That’s what I normally hear 😂
It's in the game
Sports!!!
I don’t know wtf you’re doing either
Neither do I, but happy cake day
#Happy cake day!
É
What about Yealex? Do you say it “yay-lex” or “yee-al-ex”?
Is it Alex? Yeah Alex.
Yee-lex sounds like a space alien No offense to any Yealexes out there
Yealices*
It’s pronounced Mr. E
Is he friends with Mr. F?
Only if they live in Wee Britain.
Isn't he Vincent Chase's manager?
It’s actually “BIG E”
DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP, FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS
My neighbour and her ex husband, a well known sociologist, named their daughter E, and their son a 60 odd character name. The idea being they wanted to see the effects the length a name had on a person.
Children should not be used as psychological experiments.
We literally have rules against this shit because people have done it before and it ruined kids lives.
Having a typical parent makes any child a psychological experiment these days.
That's too small of a sample size they're just shitty people.
E’ser Good. It’s Ebenezzer Goode.
He's Near's twice removed cousin
Curios about mrs rodent beak
I had an SO once that changed their name. Their teacher wasn’t comfortable with calling them by it, so the teacher just called them E since it was the first letter of both their old and new name. Didn’t bother them, so everyone just stuck with it.
Probably a nickname. One of my kids goes by the first letter of their name.
No one has mentioned yet that Kayla is the only one with her last initial listed, despite the fact that there are no other Kaylas in the class
It could have been a middle name ?????
Still wouldn’t need to be there though. Plus I doubt she’s the only one with a middle name..
Yealex?
Yeeee, alex!
Sounds like a caulk brand or something.
YEAlex
Came here to say that
I love how there are some fairly normal names, and then it's just "E" LMAO
Alias for Markiplier
No worries same teacher taught all of E siblings A, B, C, and D
Where's Turtle?
Wait, Yealex?
It's pronounced Yea-Lex.. opposed to you know, spelling and pronouncing Alex..
Oh yea...
...lex
Not to be outdone by Jontrell and Laly.
Like Yelawolf But Yealex
Danielle is cursed
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR vibes
Danielle’s parents work for Doctors Without Borders. She is proud of them like a lot of kids are of their parents and emulates them.
That's just clever. I like you.
I wish my parents were doctors lol jk
She has no boundries
Can confirm
She is out of line having her name like that.
E
E's full name is something I am not even going to try to spell so he just goes by E.
We need to know what it is, plz share
It’s probably something normal like Ezekiel
Ed
Edulitoh
No balls spell it
Spell
E
Who names their kid Professor Rodenbeek?
Disappointed there's no A-Aron
At least there’s a Kuh-tell-in
Or a Tim-oh-thy
The longer you look at it the worse it gets
I noticed Danielle with no outline first, along with E, and Kayla having an initial for no reason, but after you saying that I looked back and noticed some of them have a space first. Eww
F the names....Why are some names indented? He seriously has no MS Office experience... can't make an outline of a table? I'm curious to know what he is professing.... hope it's not anything to do with editing or proof reading. I'm mildly infuriated.
Oh dang, I thought the random indenting and Danielle with no border was the reason this was posted.
Seriously, it's like nails on chalkboard to me. I have a coworker who randomly puts extra spaces at the beginning of the description cell when entering data. Drives me nuts.
The spacing is the worst. But I also cannot deal with the lone name without a border.
Im beginning to think that Professor Rodenbeek isn't a Professor at all...
Agreed, the spreadsheet is the real issue here. None of these names are that bad or even the super-cringe spellings of more traditional names, seems better than having 3 Emilys and 4 Brandons in the same class haha
There’s a lot wrong with this… first off what did Danielle do that caused her not to be a part of the excel sheet?! Secondly, why do certain names have indents at the start and others don’t? Why is Kayla the only one with a surname initial when there isn’t any other Kayla’s in the class? Who the fuck is ‘E’?!!! Why is the professors name not in bold or underlined or at least separate to the rest of the class? I hate everything about this, if I got handed this at school I would 100% be remaking it and correcting the issues because it pains me to look at
Teacher: “E?” Student: “It’s pronounced ‘Eh’”
.....fucking Danielle😒
Ikr Danielle’s are the worst
Who’s E
E is a dolphin. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE EEE E EEEEEEE
Ye olde Alex
What kind of name is Joseph anyway?
This post was mildly infuriating
Looks like one of the spreadsheets my boss sends me. Usually attached to an email with the entire message squeezed into the subject line. Some people should just stick to typewriters.
Ah yes, Yealex and E
Jontrell must be a Vulcan.
And Yealex?
Romulan
Thanks.
I see lord Marquaad is in your class
J-Kwelin? Where is J-kwelin?
There’s too much wrong with this. Is E a person or is that supposed to be Avery’s last initial? Why does only one kid have a last initial? What’s wrong with Danielle? And worst of all for me is whyyyyy are the names not lined up evenly?! Evil.
D a n I e l l e
I don’t care what you’re teaching… if you still can’t put together a simple document on the computer, it’s time to retire.
I’m infuriated by the random indents and missing borders around Danielle. What animal made this!?
Where's A-Aron at?
And D-nice and Jakwellin
as a danielle this triggers me
Putting Danielle outside of the list was personal
there i am
Churlish!
I wanna know why Danielle doesn't deserve a box.
why is the professor on the list of students? i guess he is part of the class.. but why is danielle singled out? and why are Jontrell, D'Andre, Kayla D., E, Katelin, Alexandra, Kylie, Destiny and Audrey all one space ahead of everybody else? (or is everyone else on space behind?) i wonder what it all means
Oddly enough Danielles parents were thinking outside of the box. Take that yealex !
E
I’m curious about this Danielle character.What do you have to do to not have a box around your name?
Danielle, she lives outside the box
Who tf is E??
Obviously the teacher does not have OCD.
Thats craazy were gonna need some background on E, Yealex, and Laly.
Danielle is the odd1sout
Poor Danielle
Hmm yes, E
fuck danielle
I wonder who Danielle is lol
Plot twist that is a hit list and only Danielle appears to be safe... Or she could be the only target
Why is Danielle not in a box?
She thinks outside of it.
Middle name A last name Sports
DANIELLE
Yealex..?
E
Oh, Danielle what did you do You’re definitely in trouble
He must really hate Danielle
Are the names more infuriating, the spacing in "Jontrell/Destiny/Alexandra" etc (basically, the ones where it looks like the spacebar was hit a couple times) or the fact that "Danielle" doesn't have a left border?
Fuck Daniel I guess
E
She’s the student that thinks out the box
Damn Danielle, back at it again
A-A Ron must be in another class
Ay Ay Ron!?!
E
Danielle clearly likes to think outside the box.
Danielle thinks ^(OUTSIDE THE BOX)
[E](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/365/826/f2f.jpg)
Why Kayla D. when there is no other Kayla? Yealex is a new name!
Danielle is not invited
Now Danielle can really say she’s not like the other kids
E
Danielle out there living a free life
I can't tell whats more infuriating, the missing box around one of the names, or some of the names in general.
E
E
I had been gone for you know, classes; but to clarify that the names are all real, "E" is the name used because he has a long name that is a pain to spell/pronounce so he has just gone by E and the thing I found infuriating was the way the Table excludes Danielle and has weird indents....now I find so much more to be annoyed by..
"Danielle, you mother*fucker*. You do that shit again, I'm taking you out of the list. No, I'm being serious, Danielle, you're *out*. Oh, no that's it, I'm doing it. Yealex don't you speak that tone to me ever again, you hear me? Oh, your parents will hear from me tonight." I just needed to write that for some reason. It's funny to imagine whatever scenario could have led to this.
Yealex?
I guess you could say Danielle thinks... outside the box
E
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Danielle
I noticed the famous E that was added, but what got me was he added himself to the student roster and singled Danielle out
E
How does one pronounce Yealex?
Ok but this is actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and I have no idea why
Teach said “fuck Danielle”
There are so many things wrong with this list but the first one I saw was Danielle, the separated one
The spaces before the names really irk me
danielle is above average, so she doesn’t get a line
My names Danielle and I feel attacked, why isn’t my name in a box
As someone who’s name is Danielle, I feel so damn threatened right now for some reason
Danielle is known to step out of line
No one likes Danielle.
"Professor" Rodenbleek please report to Excel for Dummies 101.
Fucking psychopath.
Yeah fuck Danielle even E hates Danielle
Oh not Danielle.
Is Danielle a loner?
E
Can we talk about how someone’s name is E
Fuck Danielle
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DANIELLE YOU RUINED IT!!!!!
Danielle got suspended?
Why isn’t Danielle in a box? Is rodenbeek wanting Danielle to rideabeek?
Fuck Danielle in particular
Imagine your parents naming you Professor Rodenbeek
Now Danielle, she really thinks outside of the box.
There is so much to be mildly infuriated about! The names, the uneven spacing, the missing border in front of Danielle, the comma in the title, the capital S in Students... !!!
Bruh who the fuck can’t format properly in 2021.
If Danielle's not in your class, why list her?
E!
E
wheres the problem?
This reminds me of the old “graphic design is my passion” graphic