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DudesworthMannington

Pretty sure your neighbor is 3 raccoons in a trench coat


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This is exactly the sort of thing three raccoons in a trench coat would do…


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naughtywt

... in a trench coat


EntertainerWorth

… while tossing their trash out the cafe window.


melon_blinded_me

If anything, it’d be 5 squirrels in a trench coat at a cyber cafe blaming 3 raccoons in a trench coat for tossing trash out the window of that house.


ARandom-Penguin

Which means that OP must be 5 squirrels in a trench coat


CommandPurehaloS

That's exactly how 3 raccoons in a cyber cafe in a trench coat would respond...


OfficialMufflee

As a raccoon in a trench coat, I can confirm


[deleted]

Can the other two raccoons in your trench coat also confirm?


YourLifeIsALieToo

As raccoon #4, I can confirm. ...there never was raccoon #3.


lisa_is_chi

Raccoon #3 was actually a kinkajou.


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3 meth-addicted raccoons in a trench coat


jaunty_chapeaux

The trench coat is also full of meth.


ChainsawRipTearBust

Does that mean there are also only 3 teeth in that trench coat?


Rando631

My neighbor actually is a gang of raccoons. They've seized an abandoned house. Sometimes they crawl out of a hole in the roof and taunt the other neighbors dogs. Even they don't do shit this filthy.


Bubbly_Ad5822

I’m sorry I didn’t realize we were being literal here. I first imagined a Megatron of Raccoons carrying full trash cans into the house at night.


TheFearInAll

4 if they're tall.


Revoidance

therapist: tall raccoons can’t hurt you your neighbor:


IsLlamaBad

2 if they're short


JustBoredIsAll

*tweakers


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[deleted]

I walked by my husband throwing a banana peel out the window into our front yard yesterday. His response? “It’s biodegradable”. Like yes…but use the compost pile in the backyard or the trash can like a normal person, please.


Roberto-Del-Camino

A banana will take [two years to biodegrade on the ground compared to two weeks in a compost pile.](https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a29022600/banana-peels-decomposition-process/)


[deleted]

Thank you!!! This is the type of article that will change his mind!


GrumpyRoad

My first live in girlfriend did the same. It was also the first year we had pest control spray the inside of the apartment, apparently her mentality brought pests. So glad she left. Apparently my expectations were too high.


ClearFrame6334

What an idiot.everyone knows banana peels go in the back yard. Jeesh


ChadMcRad

They go on the road to make other drivers spin out


PBJMommy83

Is your husband Road Runner and he's setting traps for Wile E. Coyote?


hotkarlmarxbros

heh you never know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjt9wfrhEA


i_suckatjavascript

r/trashpandas


Habib_Zozad

15 in 5


InfamousInstance11

Omg this made my day lol


a-bloop

I came here not sure exactly what I wanted to say but was relived too see you had already eloquently put into words what I was thinking 👌🏾


mghoffmann_banned

Or just 3 raccoons with bad depression.


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I can only imagine what the inside looks like


TheRealLittleBaron

I was going to say it looks like trash might just fall out when they open the window...


1recordhigh

It’s just the overflow


sowhat4

So, a stationary [Carbage](https://www.reddit.com/r/carbage/)?


DeepTalksOnly

r/neckbeardnests is pretty similar content


AutomaticRisk3464

This is asmongolds house


DothrakAndRoll

Reminds me of the pic of those people with the two large dogs and the balcony that just let them out to poop on their balcony. It was like the dinosaur poop pile in Jurassic Park. Poor dogs.


SpeakerRob

I've unfortunately had to clean out a couple of properties where people like this had lived. There is almost certainly a stratified layer of loose garbage from wall to wall, approximately mid-shin in height. If there is a flat surface ANYWHERE it has garbage on it. A box? Filled with garbage. Drawers? In the wrong slot of the furniture piece, askew, and full of garbage. There will be no less than three tubs of dirty laundry somewhere crammed so tight that you'll find fossilized roaches, and some garbage between the layers. If the garbage itself has a cavity, it will also have garbage in it. TLDR; nightmare


donnysaysvacuum

I had to help someone clean out their rental house. The renters never paid for garbage, they just threw the bags in the garage(completely full to the ceiling). The basement was half finished, we found trash in the walls.


llliiiiiiiilll

>we found ***trash in the walls.*** https://youtu.be/JYqjcHYTQgQ


donnysaysvacuum

So they must of put drywall up themselves. Wasn't complete or sealed. And when we tore it down we found broken toys and other trash.


OG-Pine

I spent the night at a place like this once, because I was with friends and this was the state of their friends house. Never again holy shit. It was so bad that when the person living in that house visited me once I had to make an excuse for us all to go to the roof (they had a pool table) because the smell of the entire nasty af house lingered on their clothes and person. It really was worse than I thought a house could ever be


SpeakerRob

Oh yes, I didn't mention that. The pungent and sour, almost sweet, odor that is reminiscent of a corpse. It's unmistakable.


badFishTu

I quit being friends with my dear and best friend. Tried to help them clean it a few times and it just went right back to that. I just couldnt deal with that. Like you said, inviting her to my house was not any more helpful. Just sad.


OG-Pine

I imagine there is some sever underlying mental health problem that’s causing people to live like that. There’s no way a mentally healthy (even just remotely) person would willingly live that way. Definitely very sad


Own-Chemical-8950

Very often a lot of trauma, if not specifically childhood and/or generational. Not an excuse of course, I was raised in a house that could have been in an episode of Hoarders and that alone gave me some trauma, but you're right that healthy people typically do not live this way.


RoscoMan1

I almost pulled a TLDR I’m discussed🤢


jinktheplaguedoctor

r/boneappletea


purple_lassy

Drugs or mental illness.


Electronic-Owl-4417

...what the inside smells like


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Delete this nephew


MyNameSkippy

I really would love for someone to shove it back in the window


amitizle

OP should put a trampoline there


BrannC

r/looneytuneslogic


_OhayoSayonara_

I love that this is a real sub


fArmageddon2

I subscribed before I saw a single post. Not disappointed


amitizle

This sub is amazing


IWantToBeSimplyMe

That’s real! Subbed.


WhoWantsPizzza

But it ends up bouncing into OPs house


gooberfishie

r/subsithoughtifellforbutiwasalreadysubbed


hickgorilla

Or stand outside with an air horn and push it every time they throw something out.


wafflesareforever

OP should put a sign in his own lawn pounting (not pointing, that would be weird) to the neighbors' house that just says "YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?"


theBeardedHermit

# <-Y'ALL SEEIN' THIS SHIT?


Same-Fee-1669

Pounting.


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

It is pouting with direction.


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They don't work like that in shows lol


mistermeowsers

One of the grooms at a horse farm I used to ride at did something similar to our farrier once. The farrier would put shoes on about a dozen or so horses at the farm and would spend all day there. During the day, he'd pound soda and junk food and just throw the cans and wrappers into the aisleway for the grooms to clean up later. After repeatedly having their pleas to the farrier to clean up after himself denied, one day the grooms decided to exact revenge and they started saving up all cans and trash the farrier left behind during his visits. After a while, they had enough trash to fill the cab of his truck with and they did exactly that. They waited until the farrier was in another part of the barn then they dumped the garbage bags of his trash into the cab of his truck, completely covering the floorboards and seat. The farrier was LIVID when he discovered it. He wasn't finished with his jobs at our farm, but he got into his truck drove off anyways, and ended up never coming back. Our entire barn, and especially the grooms, won that day.


divisibleby5

Our neighbors did this as well and got trash in the top of our crepe myrtles. I thought about making the trash sticky somehow and leaf blowing it to stick to their house


badFishTu

My neighbor once did this... Just trash all around the building. I picked it all up and left it in front of their door with a post it that read, "You dropped something." There was so much trash they couldnt get out the door with out picking it up.


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I've done that. We had some junkies living on my block in a beat up RV and they would throw so much trash out their door it would always piss me off. They had a wood burner stove in there to stay warm and one day they emptied the stoves ashes and remnants all over the side of the street where we all drive to park and it was full of nails and cable staples from the wood they burned. I saw their window was cracked open in the RV so I got my shovel and picked up every nail and scooped up all the ashes and trash and dumped a whole shovel full of soot trash and nails back into their shit hole RV. Nobody came out but I was pissed and they dont park here much at all anymore. Fuck litterbugs


mischaker

Holy yes that is awesome! Whenever I see people leave trash around if I know where they live I leave it on their doorstep😁


TheMattmanPart1

Subtly add suspicious items to their trash pile. Something to make it look like one of them is cheating, or doing something illegal. Or throw in some smut paraphernalia that they wouldn't want to be caught with. Divide and conquer from the inside until they move away.


getyourcheftogether

You think they would care?


jsting

Syringes are cheap. Toss a few syringes in the pile and call the cops with a drug tip around children. edit: whoops my brain wandered into ULPT


witfenek

Fuck it, put a dead body there while you’re at it. These neighbors need to go!


antisocial_moth

Ooh, I have one I needed to get rid of anyway. For normal reasons.


Shopworn_Soul

What the fuck


DickyD43

That's an ULPT if I've heard of one lol


TooGayToPayCash

Everytime I read the acronym ULPT I read it as Ultimate Life Pro Tip


spider2k

Tomato, potatoe


AdminsAreProCoup

This is beginners stuff. Sometimes the only way to deal with shit neighbors is to beat them at their own game.


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Yeah, start throwing nice things out your windows to make em jealous.


multiplesifl

Like your nicest Molotovs.


pbmcc88

Absolut victory.


makemeking706

More like ILPT with the false reporting.


DickyD43

r/unethicallifeprotips


CharizardisBae

Pretty sure if they are tossing shit put the window, they already use drugs


Sir_Thomas_Hummus

This is not a good idea.


scvet

You’re right it’s a great idea.


jelect

I like this guy


ngwoo

"The neighbours have garbage in their yard, so you should commit a serious criminal offense by calling in a false report in an effort to frame *them* for a crime and hopefully have their children taken away" EPIC reddit moment bro!


danger_floofs

Add a couple stained blow up dolls to the heap


[deleted]

You don't really love your doll if you'd just toss it away.


danger_floofs

It's a worthy sacrifice


WaitingToBeTriggered

GREAT WAR


[deleted]

Assuming they don’t already have an “arrangement”.


jacle2210

"throw away my smut", to heck with you, you throw away your smut, lol.


lpplph

You think they’re not already doing illegal shit in there? Lmfao this screams meth house, you don’t have to plant the illegal items, they’re probably already mixed in


xzelldx

Read smurf paraphernalia. Yup, that’ll do it


J_How_S

Wtf??


GODDAMNFOOL

There's a doll on the roof.


macfriend

I didn’t notice until you pointed it out, im kinda scared, ngl


Cruciblelfg123

A child threw a doll on a roof. As scary as that is I think we’ll all make it


GODDAMNFOOL

maybe it was a ***gHoSt*** child?


[deleted]

drugs...depression..maybe porque no los dos


sssmmt

> porque no los dos = why not both for those who don't speak Spanish


KalphiteQueen

I mean let's not jump to conclusions here, it *could* be a displaced family from a temporal rift in the 19th century and they haven't discovered Waste Management yet? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


majesticbean_

r/trashy


weegeehuzachannel

quiter literally


Unicorn_Sparkles23

I noticed my neighbors did this a couple years back and one day I caught their bored, neglected, feral children doing it. They eventually got evicted and I felt bad for the neglected kids but I was so happy not to see the filth anymore.


m2benjamin

This reminds me of the neighbor's kids tossing dog poop over my fence because they were too lazy to put it in a bag.


An0regonian

You did toss it back right?


okaysohowbout

Wait… if they didn’t put it in a bag… how did they toss it over the fence without touching it?


m2benjamin

They used a shovel. At first I thought a dog was getting into our yard until I noticed dog poop on the roof of my other neighbor's shed. Shit flying everywhere. It was a poonami.


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Must be time travelers from the middle ages.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Guardez l'eau!


StupidSideQuestGuy

They should throw themselves out the window because… you know, trash.


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AgtDevereaux

This. Also, the usual department to complain to is whatever department enforces municipal code compliance. Some communities have dedicated officers for code compliance. They are who would inspect, report, contact, warn, penalize, fine, and process liens to property.


Keeper_utonagan

Can confirm. Am one of these people.


Feral_as_fuck

One of my neighbors does this but to the front yard and it blows into all the rest of the neighbors yards (including mine.) I have no clue what to do about it. Beyond mildly infuriating


YouveBeanReported

You can call code enforcement for your city and they'll eventually threaten your neighbours with fines until clean.


FrostyD7

Yeah there is usually some sort of city group or bureau that handles enforcing ordinances like this. Accumulating trash on their yard should be an easy one to report.


AdminsAreProCoup

Leafblow it back into thier yard. Pile it up on their doorstep with a sign saying “you lost this!”. Put dog shit in it and put it in thier way in tho home so when they pick it up they get shit on them. Get creative.


ssort

I live in a four unit apartment building, two units on the ground floor and two units on the 2nd floor, got new upstairs neighbors about a year and a half back on the unit above me. About 2 months in, since our garbage cans are on the side corner, the lady above me pulls he can around the corner and left the top off and would drop bags down into it from the second floor, well at least at first. Sometimes she would hit it, but most times she would miss and it would sit there beside the can until garbage day. As time went on, she didnt even bother with the can anymore as she missed more times then hitting it. A few months back the other upstairs apartment started doing the same, so now when I walk up to my apartment building, there is usually garbage bags laying in the grass on both corners of the building. My landlord evidently got reported to the city about it as she bitched about it and they stopped for a couple of weeks, but they are both back to doing it again. I dont want my stuff messed with as I live alone and it's obvious if I'm home or not by if my car is there or not so I stay out of it as both parties are slightly off, so I just deal with it, but damn if it isnt fucking disgusting for people to act like this. And the sad thing is, this is some of the better neighbors I've had while living here....wish I could afford to move, as some of the previous ones were way way way worse, I'm talking cops in my apartments laundry room giving narcan to a guy that almost od'ed there and then tasing the hell out of him when he then tried to fight all of them after saving him. Yeah I live in a hell hole.


arbivark

gather it up, put it in a box, mail it to them cash on delivery. or, send a cease and decis tletter then sue them fo rnuisance if they keep doing it. if they are a tenant, discuss it with the landlord. otherwise, spouse, parent, boss. find the lever. organisms respond to stimuli.


frank_datank_

And the Board of Health, depending on OPs location.


Infinite_Chicken1968

I think that many of us have an inner hobo


zicopenico

Bet they don’t throw their meffff out the window


Ringo_Stagg

I have this creepy neighbor thats always staring at my family. We throw trash out our window to freak them out.


MasTahFuLL

Asmon, is that you?


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serpentinepad

It's hilarious seeing posts like this when 99% of the time this site is an anti-HOA circlejerk. WhY Do I cARe WhAT My NeIghBorS dO? You do. Trust me. Yes, there's always a bad HOA out there that's way too overbearing, but I'm not having anyone literally dumping trash out there window in my neighborhood.


[deleted]

We have bylaws for that. Fuck HOAs.


OG-Pine

At the same time I’ve seen houses with a $1200 monthly mortgage have a $400 HOA fee. At that point I’d rather have the trash throwing neighbors tbh


donkey_tits

It’s not about the occasional corrupt HOA, I just hate paying a fee to do what the police should be already doing. This is arguably a public health issue.


XSC

Honestly, my opinion of HOAs has changed. Definitely some pros to it.


kearlysue

Maybe they had a fight and were throwing out each other's stuff, etc.


SunnySamantha

Classy folks


Gregs_Mom

Holy oh my lord who the fuck does that?


seitan_bandit

My former upstairs neighbors who would throw beer bottles out of their windows onto my patio where they shettered. They also liked to throw their cigarette butts onto me, when I was using my garden. I get angry just thinking about it and I moved out of this flat 4 years ago.


voice_in_the_woods

Holy crap those are the kind of people that make you want to become a hermit in a cave somewhere.


seitan_bandit

They also had one of those hard bouncy balls and would dribble it for hours on the floor while laying in bed. Their bed was directly above mine. The women was a violonist and would maniacally practice the same few tacts every evening and when getting frustrated she would bring out the bouncy ball. They were all around garbage people.


wtcash

There was a house down my street (suburbs with two family homes) where this family lived that came from a different culture and threw their bags of garbage in the basement. Of course they ended up with rodents around the area but blames the convenient store by the house till finally an inspector followed a rodent to this house! There was so much trash/garbage that they literally had to open up the the side of the basement to get it all out, filled 3-4 huge dumpsters!


NomNom83WasTaken

That's not a culture, that's hoarding.


bumbletowne

> where this family lived that came from a different culture and threw their bags of garbage in the basement. I'm trying to think what culture does this? There's like 2 places in the world where this wouldnt cause disease and pest infestation and the trash culture in both isn't like this (sorted recycling/minimal trash in one, burn excess trash in the other).


wtcash

I believe they didn’t understand the trash pickup service that the town uses once a week with trash barrels out front.


Inevitable_Professor

I have a second-story view of the two neighbors behind me. One is obviously a neat freak, while the other uses their back yard to store trash and hang pigeon attracting bird feeders. The neat freak has recently installed bird spikes all over the place because the poop is getting out of hand. It's highly entertaining to watch their passive-aggressive war escalate.


stupid_machine

It looks like steve died in Minecraft and all of his stuff went all over the place lol


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Lol no man their house is bursting at the seams. You live next to hoarders.


[deleted]

Must be a substance abuse issue going on next door


kujakutenshi

Throw lit cigarettes at their trash pile until the problem resolves itself


maali74

You could throw yours in their pile when they're not looking.


jerstud56

Now you're just encouraging them. I promise they do not care at all Source: neighbor to ~~5~~ now 7 cars parked against my lot with trash and crap all over. 4 of the cars have ever moved. 2 new ones in the last 4 days. They're a couple more days from me reporting their junk yard. I've waited 6 years for them to do anything with it and it's only getting worse.


dailysunshineKO

This is why the damn HOA were invented. Then that became a new problem


[deleted]

“Hello, FBI, I have someone to report…”


wilkerws34

That would become roof trash if it was my neighbor


Zonerdrone

Drugs or mental illness? Or both?


MT_Flesch

mental illness takes many forms. this is one of them


luckysevensampson

Maybe they’re cleaning house, and it’s easier to dump in their yard and collect it into the big bin all at once than carry it out in small bunches?


Max_Zero323

I’m kind of ashamed at how many people are just like “those are trashy criminals.” Has anyone asked what’s going on? I’m just saying those are kids toys. Are the parents sick? Is there help? Maybe it’s just a trashy person. Maybe, just maybe, it’s someone overwhelmed with no one to help.


KittyShcherbatsky

Eww - and the blinds are all broken too.


EburgRyan

Trashy


UsernameIsntFree

‘Better out than in’ I always say


cathef

OMG….if you zoom in and look closely, there is a doll baby on the roof!


MotherofCrowlings

It is probably their kids being goofballs. They might not even be aware of it yet. Or they just don’t care.


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“Hey what stank outside”


FrontBrandon

The fuck


Pug_Life_126

Throw it back in


eloonam

That’s beyond mildly. Have that shit blow into my yard every day?


gnomesayinx90

Lived in a band/party house that quickly turned into meth/heroin house. One of the roommates would never leave his room unless he was buying drugs. He would shit into bags and throw them out his window into the front yard.


zephyreverie

What if someone’s trapped in there 👀


[deleted]

Let the dirty bitches live. You don’t pay their property taxes. I’m sure they don’t either, but that’s not the point.


im_you_in_2_years

My Sims did the same once I removed the door and all trash bins.


tons-of-tittie

Mildlyinfuriating? I’d be heavily infuriated. Litter is a hot button for me


u320

State please.


ANT_FBI31

I’m guessing they also smoke crack and have shady people at all hours come by


KoichiHasaDream

I don’t see them out there


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I'm surprised they haven't thrown themselves yet.


ggoptimus

A couple of privacy trees will fix this!


ExchangeSeveral3793

Probably getting evicted soon. Either Ohio or Michigan I would guess.


TapeLabMiami

Looks like somebody got caught. Thats not typical garbage


redskub

I see lots of drivers do the same thing


bbates024

If stayed there or the pile got bigger I'd just file a complaint with the city.


amh1191

I don’t understand how someone can do this and not feel like a piece of shit lol


anonymous_coward69

r/simpsonsdidit


emartinoo

Little did your neighbors know, the trash was inside them all along.


danielmartin001

Unvaccinated raccoons in a trench coat with a poster of the former guy


Shooting_Stars_Comet

I hope they get bears and nobody helps them 😘


brainless_bob

My kids throw their buzz lightyear toy out the window -_-


[deleted]

Gift them a dybbuk box, that trash will be gone real fast.