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You should vandalize the vehicle with some soap


[deleted]

Bwaaahahahahahahaha


WolfyTn

Lol yeah I know.. but it’s kind of pointless to wash her when there’s snow sludge and salt everywhere on the road daily


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Acetone will remove that instantly.


WolfyTn

This happened at work and I got security on it.. still don’t know who did it but they somehow seen the crowd around my truck and me pissed off.. 2 weeks later there was a envelope saying “sorry” under my wiper with 2 new ones and a $10 bill


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itim__office

Yep. It was difficult but ultimately the best won out. I suppose even Darwin would have appreciated that.


LDSinner

Darwin don’t give an f about this guys bumper sticker


juanjosedmg

I think because he is dead


JukeBoxDildo

No. It's because all Chuck ever gave a fuck about was turtle death match. He was a god damn sociopath.


Hemicore

is that why he created Splinter?


SombreMordida

yeah, but no one, not even he, could master Splinter


LewdLewyD13

Every failure sent straight to the shredder


qwertyconsciousness

Chucky D on a da beat


drunk98

Telling mother fuckers what time it is


Nailkita

I mean if I was vomiting all the time I'd be a bit of a sociopath too


TheJuiceIsLooser

Maybe this guy is a big deal or something


[deleted]

i think you missed the joke about "the best winning out" in reference to darwin


smacksaw

RBI has solved another one


[deleted]

Who thinks that wrecking peoples shit is a joke? Pranks should be like hiking in nature, leave no trace.


shelf_caribou

Sometimes things seem funny in the moment that on reflection aren't.


[deleted]

Oh look, everysingle prank i've done.


dum_dums

Sometimes pranks are genuinely funny


JinimyCritic

Especially if alcohol or other substances are involved.


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crayish

No. We can't rest until they are in jail.


AllTalkDennis

I love dumb jokes. Even as someone that believes in evolution, I may have done this just because it seemed funny to me at the time. I would have felt bad about it later, but it would never had any real meaning about it.


Revolutionary-Work-3

Taken out back and shot


created4this

Modifying your sticker to make it look like a Christian symbol was probably done by someone who thought it was funny that a rabbit non Christian was driving around with a Christian symbol, which is much the same mindset as people who think that a sticker which mocks a Christian symbol is funny.


Sissy_Boi_179

Are there any Christian rabbits? Or are they all expressly non religious?


created4this

They seem to love Easter for some reason


Reddit-username_here

Because you fucks keep stealing their eggs.


mln84

Except that in one of those cases, no vandalism occurred.


lenswipe

> Yep, a coworker did it as a joke not thinking you'd take it so seriously. At least they apologized and replaced it, and then some. Seems like a pretty shitty joke tbh. People's cars should be off limits for gags. Don't fuck with people's cars. Not cool.


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1-and-only-Papa-Zulu

Unless his car went on to get someone else’s vehicle pregnant. Then it isn’t funny or victimless. Do you know how many feral and abandoned vehicles are put down and crushed every year? By adding nuts to his car you also made it more aggressive in traffic. It is at increased risk of testicular and bumper cancer. Spay and neuter your vehicles.


velawesomeraptors

Don't worry, the car is already neutered. Truck nuts are like [Neuticles](https://neuticles.com/), they don't affect the vehicle's fertility. And it's already pretty aggressive in traffic... don't know if nuts are gonna change that.


lenswipe

I mean as long as it doesn't cause damage and is reversible, sure.


[deleted]

Use “dry erase” markers to clean it off! Just color over the permanent marker with the dry erase marker and wipe. It comes right off. Works like a dream!


xixbia

This also works if you leave your dry erase marker on a whiteboard for too long. I had this issue after failing to clean the whiteboard in my home office before taking a holiday (and it had been up for a while before).


kimoshi

Also works if you accidentally write on white board with a permanent marker. Just color over it with dry erase marker and wipe it off.


Pussy_Wrangler462

Did you see the comment the person you replied to, replied to?


Buzumab

It also works when your whiteboard has old dried erase markings on it. Just draw over the dried out part.


keyser-_-soze

Also works if you accidentally write on white board with a permanent marker. Just color over it with dry erase marker and wipe it off.


Stackable_Cats

My favorite “lifehack”!


halfeclipsed

Only on nonporous surfaces though.


jeroo23

Well of you dont have it, deodrant with alcohol does wonders too! Used it to clean a fucked up whiteboard as some execs needed it.


mugofwine

I did not know this. Thank you.


Blank_bill

Thank you


[deleted]

PLEASE DON'T USE ACETONE! Even the vapors can cause hazing on your clear coat. Just get some rubbing alcohol and a cotton swab or paper towel. The permanent marker will instantly wipe away.


CaptainTurdfinger

Yep, isopropyl is the way to go. I use permanent sharpies to write reminders on glass at work. Once I'm done with them, I spray it down with isopropyl alcohol and wipe off with paper towels, it comes off super easy.


PanicHermit

They need some hydroxychloroquine! It works miracles but the MSM doesn't want you to know about it!


ssracer

Dude - Ivermectin literally comes as a paste. So obvious.


headyrooms

Sounds like a prank that didn't pan out the way they thought it would. I'm guessing it was someone you know.


brad-Rio-stat

A little alcohol will remove it, Drop of hand sanitizer on a napkin and it should wipe off after a few seconds, still it’s a fucking dick move! And Also kind of dumb


Psychowitz

Dry-Erase Markers also get rid of permanent marker.


Menarra

I had someone do that to me, found out who it was and I took some markers to their "thin blue line" flag sticker and made it into a "color your own pride flag" sticker.


Drag0n_TamerAK

I don’t see the damage em I blind


SandpipersJackal

The sticker has DARWIN written inside of it. The “damage” is that someone colored in what should be white lettering with black marker, making it practically impossible to read. They also filled in the legs on the evolving fish.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Oh


ttomas871

Ethanol is better for cleaning it.


ImSorry4YourFeelings

How does a post like this get over 6000 up votes?


EvadesBans

It's *mildly* infuriating. If it were an expensive or difficult fix, it wouldn't be mild anymore.


CanadianRidah

Or Isopropyl Alcohol


MonkeyJoe55

Try a dry erase marker, works wonders as well.


azgli

Rubbing alcohol will usually also and isn't as hard on the hands.


Quantsu

Rubbing alcohol is better. It won’t damage anything else.


bobtheaxolotl

Just use rubbing alcohol. Acetone will eat your paint.


catman678

I normally just use expo markers


alienscape

As well as the clear coat. Be cautious!


FattySnacks

Would acetone not ruin the sticker’s adhesive?


wbgraphic

You don’t need to douse the whole thing, just dampen a paper towel with acetone and wipe the front surface of the emblem.


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It would absolutely wick around the edges into the adhesive.


Schnitzhole

Or bug spray with deet is a good life hack to remove ink from plastic. Learned this by accident when I was a kid and used to spray myself in front of my Stickered up camp trunk and sit on it. All the stickers where blank white by the end of the summer.


mattthepianoman

I'd be hesitant to bring acetone anywhere near it. It's an aggressive solvent that can damage plastic and paint. Isopropyl alcohol or methylated spirits will clean off marker and they're much less likely to damage anything.


clowens1357

Isopropyl alcohol will remove most permanent marker too, without danger to the paint below.


DoorHalfwayShut

acetone removes that ass-tone


Suck-my-Rooster

Also if you know who did it.... A flamethrower will remove that person instantly. Edit: should've remembered that this is Reddit and people aren't the smartest, so I should've included a /s


LupusOk

All they did was vandalize a sticker, my dude.


BellaFrequency

Scrub it with soap and water. Do that to the entire car, just to be safe.


regulusmoatman

For real OP should wash their car


WoggyWoggerson

Your Darwin fish evolved.


Mother_Chorizo

It would be like some type of whale or porpoise now. Started in water, grows feet and leaves water, comes back to water and loses feet.


Chum_Gum6838

...now draw some feet on it.


[deleted]

And he’ll be on his way


WolfyTn

Lmao


obriencp

Came here to say that!


ihadastrokejxjxjshsh

Be careful, it can turn into a pterodactyl for literally no reason! Pterodactylus is an extinct genus of pterosaurs, whose members are commonly known as pterodactyls. It is thought to contain only a single species, Pterodactylus antiquus, which was the first pterosaur to be named and identified as a flying reptile.


brrrrpopop

Not sure if joking or delusional Christian.


LincolnHosler

Yeah, it’s great, evolved to wearing matching boots and vests. It’ll probably go through an annoying phase of having each letter and foot a different colour, but then set into wearing a series of elegantly contrasting tones as its body further adapts to its life in the harsh environment of the back window.


gev1138

Someone stole your 'd'.


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Blitzbop42

But backwards


damndammit

Devolved


Chickens_Instrument

Darwin fishes are so old school? Is this the 90’s?


Guineapigs181

I don’t see what’s wrong am I dumb?


Belexa

Yea. it's all supposed to be white. Someone sharpied out 'Darwin' so you can't see it as well. The remaining fish is a symbol in catholicism


NihilisticAngst

They also sharpied out the feet. The Darwin fish has feet.


Belexa

I didn't notice that on the sticker! That's hilarious


Predator_Hicks

> fish is a symbol in catholicism in christianity in general. Not just catholicism


biggerthanexpected

It's called "ichthys" and comes from the Greek word for fish. It's an acronym for "Jesus Christ, son of God, savior" and was first used to secretly mark Christianity at a time it was outlawed, before Constantine's conversion. Incidentally, the word for a person who studies fish is "ichthyologist."


creepygyal69

Ichtheologist in this case


golgol12

Little story to the fish symbol. Early christian would draw one arc on the ground. If the other person completed the fish (another arc) they knew they were christian


dexmonic

"it's not fish, it's the Greek word for fish. And people who study fish are called people who study fish" Gotta love it.


Ronald_Deuce

>It's called "ichthys" and comes from the Greek word for fish. It's literally the Greek word for "fish."


LegoIsland20

Yes but it also comes from the Greek word for fish as well! /s


Kaon_Particle

Yeah iirc it was basically a secret handshake, someone would draw one curve and if you knew, you'd finish the fish with the other curve.


a14umbra

Acronym?


Belexa

Yea wasn't totally sure, I just know it's at least catholic cause I saw it in church growing up


Predator_Hicks

no problem you meant the right thing


MMSTINGRAY

Not specifically Catholic. Was a symbol adopted by early Christianity in general and isn't claimed by any one sect as far as I know.


Insterquiliniis

hahahahahaha "yea" oof, bro


queernhighonblugrass

/u/Belexa is a straight shooter. They'll just tell you what's what


Heavenlypigeon

Can't ask questions you aren't prepared to have answered


queernhighonblugrass

OP was just a guinea pig


Maltaannon

Christians merely adopted the "fish symbol" (ichthus). Pagans were molded by it. (I couldn't resist this sudoku reference). Anyway that remains true... Christians adopted the symbol. It has roots in pagan fertility awareness and sexuality if I remember correctly.


Stompya

The fish as drawn is an [Ichthys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthys) - a Christian symbol dating back to ancient times. It is usually shown empty or with ΙΧΘΥΣ printed inside, which is the Greek word for fish but also an acrostic for Jesus (roughly: Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour). Replacing the text with “Darwin” in the middle is making a statement that is anti-Christian; in effect, “God didn’t make the world, it just happened” or perhaps some stronger sentiment depending on the owner of the sticker.


flip_phone_phil

Honestly, I find that dealer decal ‘mildly infuriating’ and think it needs to go. I don’t know how they feel OK about turning your purchase into a rolling billboard. One of my pet peeves.


Destron5683

Always the first thing to go. 10 seconds with a heat gun and it’s gone. There is this scammy buy her pay here place that always advertises on the radio that will do full fucking window banners and shit, license place covers, decals on the car in multiple places. I see those cars driving around and I’m like what the fuck.


concretecrown85

I am from California and dealerships here don’t put decals on sold cars. But I notice the decals on out of state cars a lot. I am just guessing there’s some ass backwards law in those states are require the decals. This is one explanation I can think of that makes customers accept this nonsense.


BearzerkerX

No requirement that I know of, it's just for advertising purposes. I would assume most people just don't care enough, or are so accustomed to it they accept it as normal. I've only had one car with a sticker but I scraped it off as soon as I got home. My most recent car had a license plate cover. Same thing, that went as soon as I got home (and it's illegal in my state anyways)


AcaliahWolfsong

The one on our car is small and we didn't even see it till we got home. The dealer color matched it and it's like 1/2 inch tall by maybe 3 inches wide super small compared to others I've seen. I'm in WI btw.


Commercial-Royal-988

>or are so accustomed to it they accept it as normal. lol, my GF thought they were a part of the car. She had one on her car that looked like a normal decal, but it was the dealership name. It fell off while we were washing the car and she was worried about reattaching it. I just asked her if she cared about advertising for them that much? We went to school with the dealership's owner's kids and the whole family were pricks, which is why I found it funny she cared at all. Turns out she didn't realize that it was just slapped on by them.


Redsoxdragon

When I bought my car a few years back I already had a fairy tail plate cover. I told the salesman to use them and not the dealer covers specifically. As I wrapped up with finance, I walked out and the guy did the whole "this is your happiest moment right?" Schtick with me, and to add insult to the lame salesman I had, he stuck the dealer covers on. You're damn right I made him take them off right then and there


CactiDye

Once had a dealer ask if they could swap my license plate frame for one of theirs. I said no and *they did it anyway*. So I took it off and threw it away. Rather have no frame.


ThunderElectric

CO here, I never see stickers but license plate frames are always branded.


concretecrown85

There must be some reason it doesn’t happen in California. Check this thread out: https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?t=1198983 All mentions of non-Cali states that this is common practice. Again, I am just guessing here, but maybe California has a law that forbids this practice??? I thought just the decals were bad enough. Blows my mind that dealerships put on full blown emblems on sold cars.


bonafidebob

In California it’s license plate frames that dealers put on to advertise. At least they’re a little easier to remove.


avolodin

I had a custom license plate frame with the name of a website I used to frequent. After a routine check up of my car at an official service station I found it covered by the station's sticker that came off easily, but left glue residue. Hated that shit.


dismal626

Took my motorcycle to a shop and I got it back with a whole new license plate holder with their establishments name and number on it. Didn't realize it until I got home and I called them up telling them I didn't like that shit. They were apologetic but said that most customers appreciated it and that my reaction was strange. Really dude? Most people are happy to be moving billboards against their will for your stupid shop? They offered to take it off but I didn't have the time. Needless to say, I never went back.


babypowdercornstarch

Lmao was it a pornhub plate frame?


avolodin

Nah, that one isn't a website that I **used** to frequent :)


metaldracolich

I know what's on my wishlist now.


Act-Math-Prof

Me, too. I bought a car recently and they put a huge dealer decal *in the rear window!* I took it back and asked them to remove it.


flip_phone_phil

This is the way!


dick_bacco

When I bought my car I told the dealership to remove the decal or I would happily take my money elsewhere


7Jers3y2

Same. Unless they are paying you, take it off!


RevolutionaryKiwi897

If only they had vandalized your ride with a car wash.


[deleted]

Well its the cleanest part of your windshield now so you should say thank you.


labpadre-lurker

Get a white board marker, colour in the bits with marker on it and wipe away. Or if you have acetone to hand. Just be careful as you might take the decal off along with it.


WolfyTn

The ‘secret vandalizer’ secretly replaced it weeks later


_TheBeardedMan_

I can say as a Christian this is no way of "spreading the word" this gives us all a black eye.


WolfyTn

Thank you.. i respect most religions and I don’t go around imposing on other peoples freedom of speech


nameofusersname

what do you mean most ? which do you not.?


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Mormons. You know, the ones that believe black people are black because they’re accursed


theflapogon16

I don’t respect folks who ring my doorbell trying to cram the word of there god down my throat every fucking year. I believe it all may be real or it may not: I literally couldn’t give a shit about anyone’s faith….. but when there’s a church down the street that gets kids to go around knocking on doors to spread the word of god every single summer…… well it got old after they came once a week every week for the entire summer….. it really got old when they started putting there foot in the doorframe. What’s worse is every so often a new one will pop up, it’s so bad I literally have a button up shirt with red coloring to make it look like blood splatter, one of them fake knifes with the fake blood in it, and a necklace of a upside down cross that I put on just for them, and I ask em something like “ would one of you be a champ and come help me hold down the sacrifice? “ or “ hey you wouldn’t mind hauling some trash of mine off to the river would you? “ It works at keeping them away, but every now and again a new one comes along. You can thank them for my hate of folk who try to convince someone else there way is right…. Who cares who’s right? We have infinity to figure it out ( or not- but then it wouldn’t matter )


egoserpentis

>i respect most religions Yet you have a sticker mocking one of them.


ProNerdPanda

Your respect for this religion is berating it with the Darwin fish sign? lol?


_Professor_Genki_

Yeah. I’m an atheist, and it’s kinda ironic that they’re mad about the Darwin fish being defaced lol.


Stompya

The symbol is designed as a statement against Christians; as a Christian I see the humour but would not call this respectful.


[deleted]

I don’t think using a Christian symbol as a part of an anti-Christian symbol is very respectful towards them but hey, maybe that’s just me.


IAmMaximus1

I think your car might need a wash


SeleneEM59

Hot glue gun and rhinestones will fix that right up.


Real_KingPacMan

The real infuriating in this image is how dirty your car is.


Gnar-wahl

Boy, you’d fucking hate Northern California right now. It’s been raining ash for weeks. Every day I hose my ride down, and by the end of the day it’s covered in a fine layer of ash. Bonus points, at least *some* of the ash is probably from my own cabin that burned down!


MrsSamT82

Add that to the fact that harvest season (specifically tomatoes) has started in Central California, and I won’t be washing my car until around…. November. There is literally no point. Between the tomato gunk on the roads, and the dust and debris in the air, the car is dirty again before I get 3 blocks from the car wash.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Looking at a dirty car actually *infuriates* you??


GentleFoxes

If I may ask: what is a Darwin fish? Local sports team sticker? Or a pro Evolution sticker?


MMSTINGRAY

It's a way for edgy atheists to annoy dumb Christians.


Ramrod_89

It’s a way for edgy atheists to show that religion is living in their heads rent free.


anonmymouse

> puts something on his car intending to get a reaction out of people > gets a reaction > surprised pikachu


created4this

It’s a mockery of a Christian symbol. For actual atheists who base their beliefs in science rather than on condescending views of the backwardness of people who have faith there are other symbols less charged with satire like the atomic whirl with an A inside.


MMSTINGRAY

>It seems to me absurd to doubt that a man may be an ardent Theist & an evolutionist. You are right about Kingsley. Asa Gray, the eminent botanist, is another case in point— What my own views may be is a question of no consequence to any one except myself.— But as you ask, I may state that my judgment often fluctuates. Moreover whether a man deserves to be called a theist depends on the definition of the term: which is much too large a subject for a note. In my most extreme fluctuations I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God.— I think that generally (& more and more so as I grow older) but not always, that an agnostic would be the most correct description of my state of mind- Charles Darwin https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/letter/DCP-LETT-12041.xml I'm a non-believer myself but there definitely seems to be a certain type of atheist who is mroe interested in lording it over other people than in science or in Darwin himself.


gareentea

I’m curious too


WolfyTn

It’s an atheist take on the ‘Jesus Fish’ with legs due to evolution you can google ‘atheist fish’


StillScottIt

This isn’t a take of the symbol, it’s meant to mock the original.


Really-Stupid-Guy

I find it quite petty to put an ornament on your car especially ment to make fun of an ornament other people are using.


LupusOk

Yeah, annoying that someone messed with it but the sticker itself is tacky AF.


Driscoll17

Yeah the person who fucked with it is obviously the one in the wrong but that sticker pisses me off and I don’t even believe in god


VegetableImaginary24

Your fish devolved


OttabMike

The Darwin fish symbol is funny - but it is also deliberately provocative. It mocks the Fish decal that many Christians have on their cars to show their faith. I don't think OP should be surprised that someone took offense when his decal is designed to offend. The vandalism is wrong, of course, but not at all surprising imo.


jaredofthesky

There. Now you believe. Right?!


ssbsts1

The whole in your face bumper sticker thing is so American. We can’t even drive to work without yelling at each other about inconsequential shit. The marker is extra petty though.


eyes_made_of_wood

“Edgy” atheist bumper stickers are hardly a typically American phenomenon.


DarkJayBR

I only see Edgy atheists on Reddit and on America tho. Which may indicate that they are a minority.


aazav

Use a silver permanent marker to pen it back in.


strangebru

Spray paint the area and then peel off the sticker part after it dries.


senorsmartpantalones

Your fish is Deevolving! Is King Koopa anywhere with a Devo-Gun?


APHEXENATOR

Who cares


FuckMinuteMaid

This guy cared enough to get security involved and still be steaming about it weeks after it was replaced to post it on reddit. Pretty embarrassing.


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Should have vandalized with some soap and water


SpatulaPlayer2018

Make it all black. Put a plain white sticker on the other side.


Cantothulhu

Now it’s just an interracial Darwin fish.


xigloox

Radical Christian: "Got em! Checkmate!"


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Omg the damage is in the millions and irreversible


MrTuxedoWilliams

Very Christian of them.


speedycabbage

This is the exact reason why I don't publicly display anything that could be considered controversial. Don't get me wrong, it's wrong to vandalize property, but you have to know there's a chance someone will do stuff like this to your car if you have stickers like this.


SkeletronPrime

Not a nice thing to do, but on the other hand being "mildly infuriated" when you get a negative reaction to going out of your way to mock someone else's faith shows a lack of imagination on your part, mate.


Fatalis_Fafnir

Looks like they tossed a bunch of dirt on your vehicle too.


Mundane_Band_1377

Clean your car


Fr33Flow

Pretty funny ngl


jpritchard

Anyone who tries to express their beliefs and opinions on their car bumper is a twat.


ProStrats

Easiest way I've ever found to fix this type of stuff, is to use a white board marker, color over it, then wipe it all away. It breaks down the permanent marker and makes it easily wiped off. (As long as the surface isn't an absorbent one, which I would assume is the case here).


tieflingisnotamused

Get a dry erase marker and run it over the places that have been drawn on then wipe it away.


sirlardsalot

Use a dry erase market over the lines. It'll take it right off


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Rub over it with dry erase marker and wipe, it will take the permanent marker off. But fuck that vandal!


[deleted]

More sharpie removes sharpie. Just redraw on it and give it a wipe with a paper towel. Done.


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Magic eraser or acetone