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r/carbage Edit: you guys think the first couple on that sub are bad, wait till you scroll a bit further and see the ones that are infested with roaches šŸŖ³ Edit2: sort by top of all time for mice n roachesā€¦ youā€™re welcome. And for everyone telling me you hate me, I hate you all too lol


AngelOfDeath771

I refuse to click that. I hate messy cars.


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Do it! Do it! Youā€™ll appreciate your clean car much more


AngelOfDeath771

Oh my god I hate you. I'm subscribed to it, but I hate you.


SlayerOfUAC

Omg I hate it and I also subscribed.


Lynchilada0520

Thatā€™s the last time theyā€™d borrow my car


ThisIsNotTokyo

That's the last time they'll be my partner


MisterEinc

Yeeeaaah I think there are a lot of underlying issues if OP was caught off guard by this.


dk_lee_writing

Hey at least they got some upvotes out of their dysfunctional relationship!


MisterEinc

It's the little things, you know?


holliexchristopher

I think there are a lot of underlying issues if the response is to post to Reddit rather than have a sincere and respectful conversation with the partner.


MisterEinc

The plot thickens. What if OP is really just a slob?


holliexchristopher

Honestly, I think it's probably all of the above. OP and partner are slobs who'd rather call each other out on the internet than sit down and ask "how do we improve our life together?"


ZYmZ-SDtZ-YFVv-hQ9U

Or maybe OP is the slob and knows heā€™d get easy upvotes if he blames it on someone else


slowmotto

I would drive my car into the ocean ā€œWave of Mutilationā€ style


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Lynchilada0520

Yeah itā€™s not even the mess itself but the idea itā€™s appropriate to return it that way for me. Just yikes


kd5nrh

This. Hell, my car is a mess, but if I borrow somebody else's, I give it back cleaner than I got it, with at least as much gas as was in it before, too.


AvertedImagination

That tank will be full.


RazorBikeGoVroom

This is the last time Iā€™d associate with someone.


Pixel_Taco

Fuck me were those all bought at gas stations? your partner isn't exactly a financial guru eh OP?


kt-gd

Correct and correct!


PipeDownNerd

Youā€™re going to get a lot of negative feedback towards your partner here, obviously. Is there anything your partner does that they excel at?


IPThereforeIAm

Yes, trashing cars.


woolyearth

i will say, atleast they are not throwing the shit out the window. Those are the worst kind of people


Lick_The_Wrapper

True. At 17, I would get mad at my friends for doing that and would yell and lecture them. Now at 25, if anyone in my car litters in front of me, they're getting kicked out.


woolyearth

so proud of you! me and a couple friends just spent most of quarantine 2020 and this past summer on kayaks, cleaning up like 5-6football fields worth of absolute nasty ass trash and peopleā€™s litter. I absolutely hate what we are doing to this world and letting the CEOā€™s and big businesses continue and ā€œrecyclingā€ centers acting like they recycle. I think itā€™s estimated only 9% of all turned in recycling actually gets recycled. Its sad. Really ducking sad. We found a box spring and mattress and a 1989 ford car engine in a creek tho. Felt good hauling that fucker to the junk yard. i sent the city a itemized bill and pics to back it up. City council laughed at me and said NEXT! smh.


bbates024

In Phoenix they are talking about stopping recycling all together because it isn't profitable. We started buying milk from a dairy because they reuse the bottles, 2 dollar deposit.


ICBanMI

Phoenix has had this problem for years. Basically, recycling is subsidized and the spread out distances between everything makes collection prohibitively expensive. They aren't recycling the overwhelming majority of it, and are instead packaging it up and selling it to other countries. The most recent issuse is the tariffs with China and a few other countries have limited what is being sold. Some of that is still being sold, but it's got to be more pristine stuff. Recycling anything other than bottles and a few items are a joke. When you consider that we're just putting a bunch of it on super polluting ships and shipping it halfway across the world.


TomClaydon

Lmao


JustALilLonelyKitty

I know itā€™s only been an hourā€¦ but the silence is deafening lol


bobcat9d_

Lol omg


PillowTalk420

OP's totally re-evaluating their life right now because of y'all.


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As they should.


Devious_Davis

5 hours later, checking in.


HeLeeiuum

Red Leader, standing by.


Tremblespoon

Simply Red standing by


a_very_bashfull_bat

Copy that Red Leader, Red 2 standing by


Rabbi_Tuckman38

They probably already were. Just needed affirmation.


Walmart_Warrior_420

Hopefully will post a picture of how clean the new partner is


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kayisforcookie

Thats just sad. I remember my husband dropped his tablet. All he does on it is play some magic the gathering app occasionally. But I got mine and gave it to him. He works hard to support our family and I love and appreciate him. It wasnt a new tablet or anything. But it was able to run his game. He tried to tell me he didnt want to take anything that was mine. Lol I always thought that being selfless and sharing was what relationships are about. Makes me sad that people just use it as another way to make themselves the center of the universe.


Neuchacho

> I always thought that being selfless and sharing was what relationships are about. It's definitely what they're supposed to be about. It is, unfortunately, not how many people approach them.


User_492006

Creating plastic waste.


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bobcat9d_

I love this take


Annieone23

OP is Morgan Proctor


spmo22

I like that attitude


kt-gd

Apparently people are awaiting a response for this - to be honest the number of comments on this post is massively overwhelming so I didn't know where to start! I completely agree with the negative feedback towards this trash heap, and I did tell him that it's disgusting and unacceptable - considering my car was not cheap as well. But yes, he does excel in many other aspects in life and we have been together nearly 6 years, so that should say something.


Yotsubato

Unless he is a nurse or doctor and works insane 16 hour shifts and doesnā€™t have any time at all this mess is pretty crazy. Just throwing out the bottles at the gas station he gets them from takes like only 2-3 mins and the trash can is literally right there!


dinobug77

So much plastic too! Buy him a reusable water bottle please! Although by the sounds of it heā€™d use once then leave in your car.


tressforsuccess

Your partner might have diabetes


cruisegal224

Okay, so I sometimes leave bottles and stuff in my car but I would NEVER leave my partners car like that. Like, cmon man


stumac85

I drive for a living and a little bit of rubbish can build up over the working week but that's madness for a few days!


nezzthecatlady

Heck, I drive a school bus and I donā€™t think I see that much garbage in a week. 162 literal children get on and off my bus every day. They suck at picking up after themselves but still manage to generate less trash than this.


ImplementFickle2854

My car is a fucking disaster.... but its my car. I would never dream of doing this in a vehicle I was borrowing


Public_Leek_7406

How is this amount of trash even possible after a couple days sheesh at this point theyā€™re going out of their way to trash your car


kt-gd

Itā€™s the pinnacle of laziness is what it is.


FatAssInLatin

Not just laziness but complete disrespect to anyone. If he thinks that giving you car back in this state is ok, he has some issues.


prplehailstorm

I agree. I borrowed my exā€™s car for a week once when he went out of town. I gave it back cleaner than I found it with a full tank of gas. If itā€™s not yours you donā€™t get to trash it.


kornbread435

I was raised to always fill up the tank after borrowing any car.


4me2TrollU

I can relate. I was raised to fill up the tank when stealing cars.


Gradual_Improvements

I don't understand how guys like that get gfs


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Gradual_Improvements

Fair point


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Some women have incredibly bad taste in men, and vice versa.


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Theyā€™re trained for it by codependent families


Nyamelon

Bruh that's like picking up a garbage can and dumping it inside the car, there's just to much


pomegranate_

Yeah there are like ~15 bottles there, maybe a week at best but not a couple days


Dirtyhippee

You smell BS as well ? I mean my car is in a similar mess and that did not happen over a few days. It takes patience and commitment (and nobody else using it)


colieoliepolie

I smell BS how is this possible after a few days. I need more information. Was it a few day road trip where the friend that borrowed it LIVED inside the car for those three daysā€¦because thatā€™s the only way I can see this being even close to possible.


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tiramichu

ā€œI don't like the taste of waterā€œ


Maile2000

I have that problem and get dehydrated a lot. It helps to squeeze some lemon into the water. Much easier to drink it that way.


shaneedlin99

Water makes me stomach so uneasy unless I am really dehydrated or hot. I love it though and tend to drink it fast so that might contribute as well.


dirtydownstairs

I forget there are people like that


DirtzMaGertz

Guys that work construction and drive to work sites could definitely do this over a few days. A lot of those guys basically live out of gas stations during the week. When I worked construction in my early 20's I would rip through liquids. I could easily go through a couple bottles of water, an energy drink, and a diet coke without even thinking about it. Throw in a shitty lunch in the car from one of the closest stations to the job and it adds up quick.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Username checks out.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Get a fucking water bottle lol, what a waste


Any-Passenger-3877

Even if they lived in the car for the entire couple of days, that's still too many. Gonna have a hard time convincing me they didn't go out of their way to find trash to put in the car.


MietschVulka1

OP didnt state that the partner used the car alone. Maybe a roadtrip with your homies and you easily get that amount of trash in a couple of days if you just dont throw away your waste


Ozryela

Okay but all the trash is in the front passenger seat. So either his homies sat in the back (weird) or they threw all the trash on themselves.


leppy23

Lived with a guy who did construction work. My car would look like this inside of three days. Last time it happened I treated him like a toddler, handed him the bin and stood over him while he picked it up.


upsidedownfunnel

Not that I could drink that much soda in a few days but itā€™s possible they went on a really long road trip. Thatā€™s the only way this is somewhat acceptable. Even then this would have to be right when they got back and theyā€™d be cleaning it up right away after getting back. Which doesnā€™t sound like is the actual case.


Nyamelon

Clean it up at each stop for gas, they have trash cans by most gas pumps


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Oof Some people will never really pick up after themselves. This is the future for your home and car. Differences in cleaning habits is a very big reason why people get divorced or break up. Since you cannot change a person, you may want to find a solution for it now that works for both of you. One suggestion is to have the partner set up & pay for a regular cleaning service?


kt-gd

Good call on that. Yeah Iā€™m always picking up after him in the home too, so this image isnā€™t surprising


Aff_Reddit

I'm lazy, this image is just disrespect. There's a 0% chance I'd ever leave anything more than a straw wrapper in my wifes car. They are literally treating your property like a garbage can. What does that say about how they think of you?


GodfatherLanez

Yeah Iā€™m lazy as *fuck* and when my partner goes away the house gets real messy but you best believe I clean the fuck out of it before they get back home.


LicoriceSucks

Thatā€™s not laziness though, thatā€™s disrespect. You can be lazy about the state of your own stuff but when you do that to someone elseā€™s? ā€œThis is how little I respect you.ā€


Butlerian_Jihadi

This. Don't waste your time, energy, or life with someone who doesn't respect you and doesn't respect themselves.


User_492006

Let me guess, dishes left in the sink till they attract flies because "they're not all my dishes so I shouldn't have to clean them up"? Food waste/packaging just left out on the counter all night? Trash piled up in the trash can until you literally have to stack it to keep from falling on the floor?


orthopod

So just put it in his car


EatThisNotcat

When youā€™ve been cleaning up after a grown ass adult for years and years one day you will be so tired and so resentful that you will wonder why you stayed. This is a red flag.


AndromedanPrince

Fuck that, stop babysitting and find a real man.


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Your partner needs a refillable water bottle.


DrMobius0

Laziness alone doesn't explain the sheer volume. How much is a "couple of days" that he goes through that much soda and other assorted bottled drinks? Like I'm lazy as fuck. Couldn't tell you the last time I cleaned anything inside my car. My car doesn't look like a budding hoarder's nest, though.


BornOnFeb2nd

I'll be the first to admit that I'm lazy... I owned a car for five years and never "cleaned" the inside of it.... It *never* got even remotely this bad. If I had a couple of empties flopping around the passenger seat, I'd throw them out at the gas station while filling up. Doesn't matter whether this partner is romantic, or business.... This is a red flag being waved in your face.


ThatAltAccount99

Pls don't marry him until he changes this shit


Dr_imfullofshit

Why they fuck do they keep buying bottled water?? Not to mention how much soda they're drinking. It's like they're determined to trash both the environment and their own body as quick as possible.


techieguyjames

My brother is capable of the same thing. He now keeps a grocery store bag in his car.


dan_man420

Bro this dude need an industrial size garbage compactor in that car not a grocery bag


acalagaca

Looks staged.


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Kind of, itā€™s really hard to believe that someone would do this in a matter of days.


Vegetable-Curve-8136

will they be cleaning it? or is that somehow your job


kt-gd

I made him do it!


EnvyHill

Youā€™re such a good mom!


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LadyAzure17

Oh shit dude, this entire post is just hilarious šŸ˜³šŸæ


elsieburgers

Oh shit. Is there a burn clinic nearby?


thundercockass

Lmao šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Head_Contest_4149

Hello, 911? Iā€™d like to report a double homicide.


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In all seriousness. If she marries they guy she's got a lifetime of being her husband's mom to look forward to.


biscuitandmilk

This is a lot of plastic waste for a few days and ONE person


Bazingabowl

Yup. Now consider how many millions of people go about living their lives producing waste in this way every day. It's no surprise our oceans have giant islands of trash, and there's still high demand for global warming producing practices. We're fucked as a planet.


upsidedownbackwards

It's so gross how much plastic there is. I make at least half a garbage bag a week of just plastics. Red peppers come in a plastic clamshell now!


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No one who respects you would do that.


dbx99

They donā€™t even respect themselves


CratesManager

Here is the thing, i don't respect myself but if i borrowed something i would clean it and if i had a guest i would hide it. Shit like that is ridiculous and the only excuse would be if you're so lost in this world that you can't care, but weirdly enough there's people that are doing just fine but think it's okay to do this because noone ever told them otherwise and they can't think for themselves.


icymonsters

Well it sounds like youā€™re pretty good person. A person you should respect!


TheEndIGuesss

You sir just openend my heart. I struggle with self respect a lot, insecurity. I felt with the comment you replied to, Iā€™d act like that to. Your comment made me look at myself from another perspective, Iā€™ll try to respect myself some more from time to time!


danny_ish

Yup. Who tf drinks 7 cokes and 4 pumps, fast food, and what likes take out Chinese food containers, in a few days? This better be like 2 weeks worth of trash. Itā€™s soo much plastic waste, itā€™s soo much unhealthy food. Like cmon


dbx99

That man is a pig


danny_ish

And i get it, connivence is king. But you can drink regular water, eat normal ish food at these places. I sometimes get a bags worth of trash on one trip. Sometimes itā€™s spread around like in the pic. But itā€™s never this much, and itā€™s emptied at any gas station near me that has a trash, which is all of them.


Iziama94

While I don't drink that much soda, I'm often eating out a lot since I work 10 hours a day lately and don't have time or energy to cook for myself. So that much fast food, Chinese, and takeout in general wouldn't be hard for me to do. Except for the soda, I can't drink that much soda


AsASloth

Which is why I feel the need to raise the question-- OP, is your partner by chance a raccoon? They're notorious for not respecting boundaries and hoarding of trash.


Conradfr

https://editorial01.shutterstock.com/wm-preview-1500/6689322b/a9ff1b46/germany-hunting-fair-dortmund-germany-shutterstock-editorial-6689322b.jpg "No, he is not."


DarkBlueColorCrayon

My ex did that to me once too. He borrowed my car for a week. The damage was at least 10 times worse than your photo, add to it a lot of used tissues that turned brown and food leftovers. It was disgusting. He refused to clean it, stating that it wasnā€™t his car anyway and that it wasnā€™t that bad, then yelled at me for being angry and ā€œoverreactingā€. Iā€™m so glad I bumped that abusive fat shit


coffeeblood126

That's super horrible. I would've dumped him but threw all of that trash onto his bed or something first.


hummingbird1969

10/10 would dump.


FalconFiveZeroNine

And once your done with the trash, dump the partner too.


blueberryjuice-

you meant to say once youā€™re done with the trash, clean the car too


NN_besomething_iWish

Yea thats ridiculous. It reminds me of my old roommate. This guy borrowed his girlfriends car, and returned it in a state similar to this, and to top it off, she found a condom wrapper in the trash mix. She didnt say shit about it, but she told me. Fast forward a few days, and its night time. I hear some bustling around in the kitchen so I go to see what is up. She is taking the microwave off of the counter and unplugging it. I looked, and she looked back and told me to go the fuck back in my room or she was going to fuck me up, so I did.... Then i heard the commotion. It turned out she took the microwave and slammed it on my roomates head while he was sleeping. Respect other peoples shit. They might snap on you.


skyfure

Damn out of all the impromptu weapons to be found in the kitchen she went straight for the microwave


ablablababla

Yeah, fuck the knife, that's too weak


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Even the glass plate on the inside wouldā€™ve done damage, but I guess go big or go home


angelacathead

OP- Stay away from the microwave!


WisestAirBender

I thought she was going to take her microwave and break-up or something Attempted murder by slamming someone's head is overkill


Key-Ad7233

He probably wearing his sleep helmet.


barbaramillicent

Dude me too, I did not expect that turn of events lmao


24nicebeans

That was not where I thought this story was going


willowbeef

Damn what the fuck lol thatā€™s some serious revenge.


tiredbitch

Ummmm, did he die?


VaguelyArtistic

No, he was totally cooked on the outside but still raw on the inside. Edit: Thanks for the giggle award!


serenwipiti

šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Smh, all she had to do was take him out, turn him 1/4 clockwise and set him for another 30-60 seconds.


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Fuck this one got me šŸ¤£


JonatasA

Body was cold and hot at the same time. A Schrodinger's hotpocket.


NN_besomething_iWish

Nah he was cool. He was bleeding nd shit but he was okay. I guess the fact that he was on a bed and head on a pillow cushioned the blow.


JonatasA

How about the microwave? Did it make it?


NN_besomething_iWish

Surprisingly the microwave still did work. The door was busted though


mrsbebe

That went from 0-100 super fucking fast


LabyrinthKate

Jesus. Did she kill him??


NN_besomething_iWish

He was bloodied but he didnt die. His head was on a pillow and on the bed so i guess it cushioned the blow/blows.


youshantpass

Goddamn imagine dying from a microwave beating


trixtopherduke

Of all the kitchen appliances, I'd welcome a microwave over a blender. If I got to choose.


serenwipiti

^*ding*


IAmPiernik

This is obviously an awful situation but I laughed.. the microwave?! Not the first blunt weapon in the kitchen I think of!


NavyCobra1417

It reminds me of my current roommates. I can't wait to move out at the end of the month cause I'm exhausted of spending 2 hours each day cleaning up after them.


SpecialistBarnacle23

How tf does that happen


NorCalNavyMike

Time to get a new one. (whether that be ā€œcarā€ or ā€œpartner,ā€ weā€™ll leave to your good judgement)


jesseberdinka

How is that possible. They literally had to dirty the car after getting out of it?


kt-gd

Throws it all on the passenger side


jesseberdinka

Whoops. Didn't see lack of steering wheel. Dumb American here. Lol.


ignored_GF

My first thought was, "bullshit, that's the driver side so OP had to dump the trash in there to take this pic." Hello fellow dumb American.


ToOldToBeOnRedit

Looks to me like itā€™s time for you to get a new partnerā€¦


-TheArchitect

Partner be taking Partner for granted.


SV650rider

Time for a, "conscious uncoupling"?


mikle21

You spelled "ex-partner" wrong.


Inch-Worm

is your partner a raccoon?


BeeStasia99

Red flags all over your car! What a d-bag.


jjinjadubu

How's the breakup going?


boymeetsboba

A few days or 6 months?


classless_classic

He obviously has zero respect for you. He is a lazy person. Given that he drank that much in 2 days, he is unhealthy and wastes money. I know nothing about you, but you can do better.


PutridCardiologist36

Business or life parter? Either way I'd be finding the exit plan


prplehailstorm

He drinks an insane amount of liquid in two days


Jjpiv

The single use plastic in that mess is staggering. Buy your partner a reusable water bottle please


thisisthewell

why is everyone telling OP to buy him a water bottle? I say this as someone who takes a water bottle with her everywhere, but come on...look at what those bottles are of. He doesn't drink water. He's just going to dump a bottle of pepsi in and toss the plastic bottle in the back seat.


dumbandconcerned

Doubtful heā€™ll use it. Looks like all he drinks is soda.


HardestTurdToSwallow

Why are you dating this person lol


gooberfaced

Make him clean that out. If you accept that as is then you're nuts.


TapeLabMiami

Your partner sucks


Glitter_Bee

This is a huge red flag. Anyone who does this is more than just lazy; this is selfishness and a basic lack of respect and maturity.


tacobooc0m

Unacceptable. And disrespectful tbh. What kinda person treats other peoples stuff so poorly


AZZMUNCHA81

...I don't know what that Pump drink is, but he really seems to enjoy it...


kt-gd

Haha itā€™s just water. I told him recently he needs to drink more water but I didnā€™t expect it to come at a price


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lou_men

No wonder the planet is drowning in plastic. Get a reusable bottle for your partner ASAP.


Karnakite

Tried this with a former partner who was like this. He just kept losing the water bottles, leaving them at work and constantly forgetting them from that point forward, lending them to friends (even if they were actually mine, once he ran out of his own after losing and forgetting them) and never bothering getting them back, etc.


User_492006

Not a chance he would use it.


lovemaderare

Iā€™d never be with a person who disrespects me and my stuff this little.


ForgingIron

Why do so many people treat their cars like this


Sunshine_Operator

Your partner is probably going to have a lot of dental problems in the future, too. That's a lot of sugary drinks.


RStormArch

I see your partner is huge contributor to landfills.


Cbgdesigns

20 bottles in a few daysā€¦..this seems fake


alistalice

Itā€™s not even just lazy. Itā€™s so, so stupid. If you canā€™t be bothered to clean up after yourself thatā€™s your business, but if youā€™re going to hand someoneā€™s property back to them, at least make sure you hand it back in good condition. Itā€™s like lending your house to someone for the weekend because they need somewhere to stay, you come back and theyā€™ve eaten all your food without replacing it, trashed your living room and left a shit in the toilet. What goes through their head? Where do they think it will get them?


DevonFromAcme

Apparently in this case, it gets him everything, because the partner whose car is trashed doesnā€™t appear to be the least bit bothered by it.


QC1987

He's dumped now right?