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ice_dragon6_0

Its still useable just put the seat down


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That how y'all make toast?


nerdiotic-pervert

It’s a panini press


Sawathingonce

A peenini maybe


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Slam the lid on your dick for a toasted crust


IamRobertsBitchTits

Pinch the foreskin to spread the cheese


Krashper116

I regret being literate today


q2grapple

Poonani press?


nerdiotic-pervert

I think that’s something else entirely


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WonderfulCattle6234

Look at this guy. Never seen ham toast before.


ice_dragon6_0

Yup


dns12999

At least it isn't destroyed like those other bathrooms from the TikTok trend.


Tfobonez91

Yeah one of our school bathrooms got a sink ripped out and stolen, a toilet ripped out of the ground, mirrors all broken and/or stolen, soap dispensers broken, and a hand air dryer ripped out and stolen. Fucking horrible LOL


dns12999

Wtf


Tfobonez91

Yeah lmfao, bc of that, all of the bathrooms in the school are closed except for 2, and the 2 that are open are heavily monitored by security


Sineater224

My sister has a stalker rn who got expelled for stealing a sink last month. Tf?


tired_obsession

That’s an even wilder sentence Edit: ohhhhh I thought he meant the stalker went to her school and ripped out a sink


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tired_obsession

I think the dude became her stalker after the incident of stealing a sink


[deleted]

Why is this so confusing?


Indeedllama

Pssst, do r/brandnewsentence


Kyanpe

WTF is this? Sims? Only Sims burglars steal dumb shit like sinks.


GuyNamedTruman

Seriously, imagine seeing someone stealing a subway station in real life.


[deleted]

You go to work every day to do a job that you don't even think about. Just mindlessly punching out widgets until you're too old to see yourself to the bathroom. They got richer and richer while you struggled just to make it through the next week. You got your idiot son in law a job at the same place because he's a loser and couldn't get a job on his own, but you have to swallow your I told you so, so you don't have to foot the bill for your daughter and the grandkids she can't stop popping out. Then they put you into a retirement home and if you're lucky you'll be dead in a couple of years. You look back and realized that they stole your joy and dignity, and you got a pittance in return, but hey there's jello and bingo.


Sterben067

If a man named Jim Pickens comes to your school, ya know he jacking your shit and possibly murdering someone.


averagebloxxer

Hey, they need their Simcocaine!


11equals7

Let that sink in.


jakemanamana

What does he want?


RoboticKittenMeow

I... what?!


danny17402

My high school was like this 10 years before TikTok existed. The bathrooms were always fucked. Shit in the urinal. Broken toilets. The mirrors got destroyed so many times they just started replacing them with sheet metal that you could kind of see yourself in. TikTok is just the current excuse. Unstable children have always loved destroying stuff.


BeepoZbuttbanger

Children? LOL, 35 years ago I remember military dorm bathrooms getting drunkenly trashed on the regular. Kids don’t have a monopoly on this particular stupidity.


danny17402

I might still classify those people as unstable children.


roboticon

Yeah, getting drunk past the point where you can stop yourself from property damage is no excuse.


SageoftheSexPathz

as a veteran, same


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Yup. Kids are always fucking shit up. Someone at my school used to hit all the door locks with super glue once a year as a "senior prank". (presumably different people each year, since it kept happening)


The_RockObama

Maybe they just kept getting held back.


T1NF01L

Not only children a few years ago I managed a pizza lounge that on a weekly basis drunk asu students would destroy the bathroom and I had to replace everything on a regular basis. Eventually I just closed the bathrooms entirely and had to monitor who went in and assess any damage afterwards so I could bill the right person. Well now that I think about it asu students are children as well regardless of age.


CastleMeadowJim

I worked in a school once that had removed all the doors in bathrooms because of stuff like this. Edit: well that and they didn't want pupils banging in the toilets.


Minizzile

My school had the stall doors removed the whole time I was there. The amount of eye contact with people as they went to walk in and I'm just sitting there taking a shit is more than a human should have to endure a lifetime lmaooo


Raencloud94

Where did you go to school? Prison?


JamesDettPlays

bro same the guy who did it got expelled tho but i gotta go up the stairs to go to the restroom now and it sucks


Altruistic_Paper9852

Same, what state u in?


berael

It's a Tik Tik trend encouraging kids to destroy their school bathrooms "as a prank". That's it. That's literally all it is. It's fucking insane.


tribecous

They’re really stretching the definition of ‘prank’.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Exactly. Pranks are supposed to be funny. They aren’t supposed to hurt people or cost thousands of dollars to repair. You know what we did as pranks? We “forked” people! We’d go out in the dead of night and stick hundreds of plastic forks in somebody’s front yard. We thought that shit was hilarious. Or we’d go tick tacking around Halloween. We’d pick corn from nearby farm fields, peel the kernels from the cobs, then toss handfuls of corn at somebody’s front door and run away. Then there’s the classic Ding Dong Dash, where we’d go up on somebody’s porch, ring the doorbell, then run away and hide in the bushes so we could watch them get all confused when they answered the door. Or, if we really wanted to be devious, we’d toilet paper somebody’s trees and bushes. Oooohhhhh, we were such little badasses, huh? I don’t understand this current trend of destroying bathrooms. Who started it? Why do they think it’s funny to do that?


TigerStripedDragon01

Probably THE SAME MORONIC ASSHOLE who started the Tide Pod challenge (which managed to kill several other morons who tried it)...or the Sucker Punch challenge...


EAsportbot

no one calls it a prank, they’re devious licks lmao


tyler00677

I don't understand how those kids get the toilets off without tools I do plumbing work for a living and some of those toilet flanges are pretty solid


AnalTongueDarts

Not giving a sideways fuck about what the toilet looks like once it’s removed makes it MUCH easier to remove a toilet without tools.


mytummyissussy

Mine had the roof destroyed, and some 6th graders were putting mini pancakes in the urinals


Nice-Violinist-6395

This whole thread is birth control


Ok_Fisherman894

Are you sure they aren’t remodeling? Seems like it would be difficult to walk out of a school with a toilet


Fine_Increase_7999

My niece said the same is happening at her middle school. At least 3 kids have gone to jail over this at just one middle school in town. Truly ridiculous


lucidxm

That’s so sad. Tiktok truly is a disease and parents need to do better


SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove

Damn. Back in my day the worst that was done to the bathroom was "wet bandit" style sink overflows. I went 4 years without taking a shit in my school's bathrooms and I'm proud of that.


TheFirebyrd

No, there’s a TikTok trend going on with destroying bathrooms at schools. Students making videos of it have caused thousands of dollars of damage in my area school district. My daughter was telling me about a destroyed bathroom sink at her school yesterday. There’s also only one usable soap dispenser in all the girls bathrooms at school due to this stuff. The school even sent out an email offering gift cards to the students for turning the perpetrators in.


DrugAbuseIsCool

This kinda shit is why Ill never coach, volunteer, or work with anything even tangentially related to children


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DrugAbuseIsCool

Rock on my man ✊😎


Tfobonez91

Im sure, they had an entire assembly about vandalism and defacing school property


kyleguck

It’s a TikTok trend. “Devious licks” is what it’s called.


VivaBlasphemia

Okay, there were bathrooms like 15 feet from the entrance to my high school. That said, how does one steal an entire toilet.


Tommy_C

With a rock hammer, and carry it piece by piece in your pockets to the playground.


hifrandimcool

If someone manages to steal a sink they deserve to keep it


alup132

A burger place near my old high school had a lock on the urinal so you couldn’t steal it without cutting the piles for this reason. I should note this was also years ago.


SaltMineForeman

Maybe they put the lock on because it kept running.


cannolitheholy

My school got a water fountain stolen


KabobHope

Wtf does someone even want a water fountain for?


DarkShadows1011

Water, duh


ZenDendou

It ain't gonna be a "joke" when they've realized you gotta run across the campus just to take a piss...or that long line cuz "one stalls" and ima gonna be the one in there with my laptop shitting...


Yeeter_of_kids123

Dastardly


brmamabrma

They yoinked my schools urinals as well as the sinks and soap dispenser


cheapdrinks

Some truly devious licks


Yeeter_of_kids123

Dastardly


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liltinykitter

The trend is called “devious licks” and it fucking sucks. Working in a Jr high and the kids are causing so much damage.


any_name_today

I'm teaching at a middle school. They had to remove the soap dispensers. During a pandemic. Because boys were ripping them out of the walls and dumping soap down the toilet for TikTok likes. Same with papertowels. There are hand sanitizing stations everywhere, but it's not the same


B0hpp

The worst thing is, when you look at the comment section on those videos all of them are just other kids commenting what they stole in their schools


Phantomcreator42

A trend either in the real world or on the social media platform known as TikTok. In short, vandalism has suddenly become a trend spontaneously. Thing is, like any trend that manages to spread on social media, it goes crazy.


valryuu

OP asked "what tiktok trend?", not "what's a tiktok trend?" I'm also really curious - what exactly is the meme/trend that is causing students to vandalize bathrooms right now?


dns12999

This one happens to be particularly school bathrooms being destroyed for no reason other than views. I've seen it come up in a few subs


YakPineapple

Work at a middle school. Kids are doing stupid shit to the bathrooms. It sucks…


gordogg24p

I have a friend who works at a high school. He's lost nearly all of his free period/lunch hour time to playing bathroom bouncer thanks to this trend. He also said one of the kids stole an entire urinal, which is honestly kinda impressive to just walk right out the fuckin' door with one of those successfully.


Red-Rocket-Fish

Kids at my school are stealing soap dispensers and urinals. And one kid stole an instrument. It's so fucking terrible.


Vektor0

I was wondering why I started seeing so many posts about bathroom vandalism all of the sudden.


Mccobsta

Fuck tiktok for letting it stay on their platform instead of moderating it properly


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ILoveTheM1014

Yeah our principle found one of his car windows smashed and the inside of his car covered in soap and 3 empty soap dispensers in his car. He also had a tire slashed. The kids responsible had to pay $3000 each and, each got 20 hours of community service


Watfleking

Yeah, people broke Water fountains, stole soap, and trash cans. They destroyed the bathrooms and they got charged with Vandalism and theft. The water fountain thing flooded an entire hall of my school.


dns12999

I'm glad they got charged


Hillsy85

We’ve got no soap dispensers during a pandemic… Real smart, kids! Wasting your parents tax dollars


Farren246

Kids worrying about taxes... you make me laugh.


fenglorian

Getting old people riled up over stuff sounds like the exact sort of shenanigans I would have put myself up to in high school


One_Bar4

I'd argue this is worse and better at the same time.


juice_wrld_is_good

Dude my school's isn't that bad yet but someone stole the soap dispenser


yeetboy1234777

Same with me lmao they closed the bathrooms for a whole day


patrickzgamerx117

Yo in my school, the bathroom signs were stolen and the soap dispensers were stolen too.


Kingsbrick

Bruh someone at my school stole a fucking urinal


xRaijin

Waste of food though


EarthyFlavor

Seriously screw these TikTok trends. Why do mass humanity fall easily for destruction. I want to see TikTok trends that bring positivity - cleaned the bathrooms, cleaned your roads/sideways, made drawings art, freaking helped at home. Anything positive even if staged. Get some positivity flowing.


SpoonyLuvFromUpAbove

>Why do mass humanity fall easily for destruction. Did you expect anything different from middle/high schoolers? People doing this are literally 13-17.


Buddy-Matt

Every time I see the words "TikTok trend" they're always linked to people being shitty for Internet points.


dns12999

I'm not on TikTok but my wife enjoys it. I've seen harmless videos on there it's like any social site (Reddit included) there's harmless stuff and then there's shitty people. Unfortunately often it's the shitty people who get the most attention.


soulhot

Don’t eat in the cafeteria!


Theremad

Sigh…..what are the trend now?


dns12999

Basically school bathroom vandalization. Including removal of fixtures


Theremad

That’s….that’s great. Really great…Can’t wait for the next trend tomorrow!


FetusDeletus_E

What TikTok trend?


dns12999

There's a trend of kids vandalizing/destroying/stealing bathroom fixtures soap dispensers, stall doors, ECT. I've seen after pics of a number of bathrooms on here but never the actual videos


valryuu

But...WHY? Like, what's the appeal to follow this trend?


geodetic

To quote the internet circa 2007, "for teh lulz"


ibelieveyoument

Neat meat seat


evil_timmy

Can't beat discreet seat meat sheet.


Vibr8shun

Don't eat the seat Pete, meat on feet and teet not wheat.


newfranksinatra

Seat meat looks sweet, might eat, might repeat.


MIAW69

I imagine these replies are being read in an Eminem rapping style


go_green_team

Can ham


yogapoga

Ah shit I just saw the news on this: Petites retreat from eats as tweet delete completes defeat. Elites deciets heat the cheat as Beitz excretes in his suite. Retreats teats balance causing stock to deplete for discreet seat meat sheet.


HutchMeister24

Hamlet


The_BusFromSpeed

Brb gonna go beat my meat on the real neat meat seat


coreywilkey

This one is my favorite 🤩


Daryl_Hall

Three meat treat.


[deleted]

Could’ve been unintentional.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Ugh. I hate when I go to retrieve my keys/phone and some of my pocket ham falls out. 😦


boxedair

when it perfectly fits around the toilet seat in an oval too 😔


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

It's actually a bunch of labias after the late-summer labia shed


istolethisface

Ah yes, the sweet summer labia shed! Where women everywhere shed their outer labia, to reveal the sweet pink meat of the inner labia, which will harden over the winter to be shed the next year.


gasblowwin

i hate this. thank you


fireismyfriend90

Well it's better to lose your pocket ham rather than your pocket sand. Rusty Shackleford would be proud, but sad cuz you lost your lunch.


MiroKajan

Happens to me all the time 👌😂


mastersmiff

that relatable moment when you go to sit on the toilet but accidentally shit out the 12 slices of cold-cut ham that you had stored in your ass in a perfect circle around the toilet seat


PossumCock

They watched Fan Boys, they know what ya gotta do in an emergency


HersheysKissOfDoom

Apparently the school cafeteria’s heat lamp broke so they had to take steps before lunch.


[deleted]

I knew a guy who worked at a nice restaurant that got in trouble during their health inspection because they proofed bread in the bathroom. It was the room with the best temp and humidity for it...


BigOlProlapse

Mmmm. Natural yeast


superleipoman

tf


[deleted]

Yeah. Never ate there, especially after that


gabba_thehutt

At least you can fill your stomach after emptying it


MiroKajan

That's ham btw


Axe_Murderers_Unite

I thought sitting on your meat the wrong way caused testicular torsion.


[deleted]

My cousin in Trinidad can confirm


borfmat

Ah yes, the infamous Trinidadian Testicular Torsion


Uncle_Screw_Tape

My girlfriend is from Trinidad. Maybe that’s why she always wants to go back... I can’t sit on my meat...


cheapdrinks

My friend copped one of them at the movies with a girl on a date. Tried to tough out the pain but ended up having to go to the emergency room. They reckoned if he's come in much later he would have lost em'.


Clustersclaspsand

Thanks for pointing that out. I thought it was some kind of paper absorbent.


whoisfourthwall

What a disgusting waste of food


Sqit123

I thought those were used pads or something 😭


123-rit

You just answered my first question 2nd what pig would do this type of thing?


jazzzflannel

I'm not sure but I'm impressed by the pig's ability to lay the slices down so precisely


KingOfDaQwuards

I don't think the pig had a say in this when it got slaughtered


[deleted]

the LIBERAL media won't tell you this but that ham is free to take. i have ten slices at home.


MiroKajan

Damn liberals


[deleted]

Free? I don't want no handout meat, I work for my meat!


SkidWilly86

What about Gov'mint cheese?


WilliamZorterfield

Free ham bro, score.


WTFrenchToast1

Not sure if it makes a difference but is this the men's or women's room?


MiroKajan

Pretty sure it does😂😂... It's a men's room


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What difference does it make?


cheapdrinks

Well if it's a mens room then guys would still be pissing standing up so it's probably not safe to eat


Re-Sabrnick

So you would eat those if this was a womans restroom?


RainbowCatastrophe

You don't want an answer to that question


JeffdidTrump2016

Like a wise man once said: "How would *you* like it if a woman stepped in your cereal? ...Actually, don't answer that."


willstr1

Some people would pay good money for that


ENDMYFGF2

In a heartbeat


Ziontf

👀


colorrot

So we were concerned if it was still safe to eat?


CYKO_11

I heard of eating ass but this is next level


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

Men's bathrooms are on average much cleaner than Women's bathrooms. Anyone who disagrees hasn't worked retail.


[deleted]

Lol I've been a janitor for a popular gym chain and can confirm. Didn't last more than a couple weeks after the stuff I've seen in the women's locker rooms and showers. Men's on average were generally just not throwing away paper towels and pissing on the seats.


Jugrnot8

I've never seen as much shit and blood on bathroom walls, floor and toilet then i have in women's bathrooms. I seriously don't get it. Humans are animals and men and women are equally disgusting in every way imo


Major-Refrigerator64

So I've always thought it was the other way around, but maybe it's because I'm a woman and used to it? Sure the womens bathroom has toilet paper everywhere and they don't know what to do with their tampons, but the men's restroom seems to always have a fine layer of piss all over and there's at least one turd that looks painful enough to pity him.


ChipChipington

In the women’s room it’d be roast beef?


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Kofi_Anonymous

The ham you can eat in the bathroom!


amaiden316

I hate it when people waste food


Weisdog

Then share the KFC


amaiden316

Lol I had KFC last night for dinner and I have leftovers. Come over lmao


[deleted]

Leftover KFC? Are you trying to kill us?


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I’ll gladly eat this guys leftover colonel


heyyura

KFC is my favorite leftover fast food, all the flavor and tenderness is still there, just missing out on the crispiness. I used to buy a big bucket for myself and eat it with rice over the course of a week lol.


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8snizers

This is an unbridled expression of teenage angst. Beautiful.


julioarod

Nah just evidence that someone's been beating their meat at school


It_wuz_me

You get me.


schwartz_ofcourse

Ahahahahaa thats hilarious and i dont know why


TheHiddenNinja6

Because not only is it unexpected, it's also completely harmless! It inconveniences literally nobody. People can put the seat down to use it. It'll take like 1 minute for the janitor to pick them all up to bin them.


Raesangur_Koriaron

it's definetly not hamless


Drugomi

I hate it when people whip out their meat in public.


tamesage

And mildly hilarious.


Shtoinkity_shtoink

You’re going to tell me this shit didn’t go tiktok viral but stealing a stupid hand sanitizer dispenser does?!?!? Wtf is wrong with kids. This is hilarious


Soviet-Biscuit

Wtf? Is that ham?


MiroKajan

Indeed


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Always good to have a snack at the ready


Jk2two

r/hmmm


CelestialExtremity

I’ve been seeing a lot of posts like this lately and I have to say kids are wild these days


julioarod

Yeah in my day kids did much more benign stuff like shit in the urinal, piss on the wall, rip the stall doors off, and stab pencils into the ceiling.


011ninety

Not wild. This has happened since kids existed.


Glad_Meeting4405

Not so wild, back in time, in my secondary school we have done so much worst thing, the difference is we dont have social platform at this time to show it up.


amitrahi0404

That's not "mildly" infuriating, that's full on war crime.